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I once told a Kataang anti trying to do the 'Kataangers worship Bryke so that's why they're hating Natla even though they ALSO ruined Katara' narrative when plenty of Kataangers are critical of Bryke that they(and Zutaras in gen)don't actually talk to Kataang shippers other than to bully us and i quote 'I see you EVERYWHERE get a JOB' and i feel that really sums up my feelings on Z/Ks.They love making everything about their ships and anti ships even on strangers' post and that is absolute jobless behavior coming from someone with a part time job who does activism like charity and community service too💀Sucks 2 suck and comrade Zuko wouldn't be havin' that shit
Yeah see while I try not to have an irrational hatered of bryke, I approach them (as I do most big creators tbh) with a certain level of scepticism and distrust. They've certainly made a lot of blunders and shitty decisions both in their works and irl. But I think sometimes the fandom misses out on 2 very important things. 1) Mike and Bryan are 2 seperate people you'll be surprised how many people I've seen gomplain about them that thought they were one guy. And 2) we are not privy to evrry conversation, every discussion etc. We can only speculate and go off testimonies when it comes to things like theorising on who in the writers room made what decision etc etc.
I will gladly call them out on things they mess up (I mean look at me screaming into the void about Kuvira and how they fucked that storyline over.) Like for example, the less then stellar treatment of South Asian cultures and people in both atla and tlok, which I think is a much more obvious and poignant subject than busting out the red yarn and trying to figure out whether or not they injected their own preferences into Kataang or something equally nebulous.
I just don't really understand the animosity from a lot of zutara shipers ig? Like girl why are you beefing with a 12 year old fictional character and having a weird parasocial hateful obsession with two white guys. Make some soup. Eat a snickers. Moisturise.
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Is he high or are his eyes just like that? We'll never know
#dbz#dbz art#dbz fanart#cell#dbz cell#larval cell#art#purrfectcellz#who gave him a blunt#someone call cps#yeah he totally wears the red ribbon for a blast to the past
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whole-ass forgot addi has green eyes.. not blue. who am i. a bad oc-mom that's what. i never even gave her a birthday. how old is she?? i don't know. don't look at me. her zodiac sign? idk cancer?? which ones the most problematic..
#;; mun chatter#i just be putting her through things regularly#someone call cps#call OCPS#me figuring out when she was born means i have to sit here and figure out when norm fu-
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Giving up the Ghul (dp x dc)
Nyssa Al Ghul had been empty inside, for so very long. Since the camps, something had broken in her that she knew would never be fixed and she was going through life in a daze.
Still, she had been someone once. A warrior, a leader, and habits were hard to break when you’d been trained by her father. So she had been aware of her half-sister, Talia, being pregnant, she hadn’t cared but she’d known. What she hadn’t known until just now was that Talia had had twins.
Twins. Nyssa almost wanted to laugh. How come her sister was blessed with two babies and she was left with memories of holding her dead children in her arms? Ra’s had permitted these twins but he hadn’t deign lift a finger to save Nyssa’s family, as if they were dirt under his boots.
The injustice was veritably choking her, as she struggled to breathe evenly.
No, this is not fair, she thought. And it will not stand.
It had taken weeks of planing after that to make sure everything was in place, but eventually she’d managed, and here she was being rewarded by the small child yawning in her arms.
“Danyal,” she remembered having heard them call him. The other one, she could not find. He was likely with a wet-nurse or his mother, leaving his twin unattended.
Ripe for the taking.
“It’s only fair,” she murmured to herself.
After all sisters should share.
#Nyssa runs away with Danny but she’s in a very bad headspace and eventually someone calls CPS on her and Danny is put in the system#There the Fentons adopt him as per usual for the demon twins au#Damian never knows he has a twin brother at all. Nor an aunt for that matter#Demon twins au#nyssa al ghul#danyal al ghul#danny fenton#dc x dp#dp x dc#roxpox#roxpoxwrote#bisexual character (in the arrowverse but like I’m counting it ok)
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KELLEY IN ITALY AT DINNER WATCHING TRINITY WEAR HER NUMBER OH MY GOD
Trinity Rodman Instagram story - 7/17/24
#our family was split up#someone call CPS#my mama Kelley#this is so important to me#kelley o'hara#trinity rodman#woso#uswnt
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would rosekiller ever have children?
now barty crouch jr is patient zero for a groundbreaking new kind of imperius-based developmental disorder & jerks off to the idea of chloroforming his boyfriend. meanwhile evan rosier already treats the deformed fetuses preserved in jars on his desk like they’re his offspring.
why would we ever bring a real human child into that situation ….
#a#SOMEONE CALL CPS 😭😭#rose & thorn#this is why i can’t abide by ‘girldad barty’ despite how cute it is. that man would publically kill himself in the hospital#just at the idea of being A Father#pregnancy test turns up positive and he’s in the bathroom holding his breath until he dies 💀
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Ah, so you've also gotten the Dora haircut when ye was a wee lil kiddo
I can tell
The 2000’s were hard for us all 🙁🙁🙁😓
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Hey antis can you stop making up random lore about me? Stop assigning me trauma or worse trying to make me look like some predator by saying baseless statements
#someone just said they want to call cps and get my siblings away from me!#my only sibling is a 30 year old man#proship#proshipper#profiction#anti anti
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Me seeing another unhinged panel of Damian "doesn't this kid should be AT SCHOOL??????"
#no seriously does damian even goes to school?????#does he do that????#I think that last time I saw that mentioned was in supersons#someone call cps on batman#what do you mean you know how to kill a man but can't sit your ass to do your homework
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fitz making breakfast for hap
#rote#realm of the elderlings#fitzchivalry farseer#someone should have called cps on him it’s a miracle that boy survived to adulthood
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https://www.tumblr.com/cgnfs/758123660110413824/do-you-guys-ever-think-about-the-dethronement-arc?source=share
C!dream actually trying to ask c!george to raise a child with him
Sooo true actually! They would've been the best (worst) parents cTommy ever had. And definitely the least absent ones🤭
I like this concept though ngl. Exile but its just cDnf playing family while cTommy slowly loses his sanity. They find his hidden stash of stuff and cDream hits him with "Your mom and I aren't angry, just disappointed..." followed by cGeorge hitting the gaslight button and crying on the spot.
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“ I wonder how Silver survived Lilia’s cooking growing up!”
BRO WASN’T EVEN THERE
#someone call cps on this old geezer#/j#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia#twst silver#malleus draconia#twst malleus#sebek zigvolt#twst sebek#diasomnia#twisted wonderland Halloween event
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A League of Nobleman Ep.12 (2023)
i can’t believe you still have a mood to drink tea... >:(
:) how was your business trip???
#this cp is everything#i can't stop thinking about them#also i saw someone on mdl calling lan jue unattractive when he really be looking like this#are you sure we're watching the same damn show#lan jue#mo wen#a league of nobleman#jun zi meng#jing boran#hong yao#cdrama#chinese drama#thisseatgifs
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#it's always so funny to me to see cy/ber/po/nk fandom members in other places where nobody knows them but i remember when they were making#snarky little call out posts about other people#and that they still actively support terfs#i remember all of the passive aggressive digs they made at me and other people outside of their clique#oh well they'll out themselves eventually#just like how they did when i asked people to stop calling my oc daddy and i got blocked by people in said fandom#tell me you're chronically online without actually telling me#tbd#i just saw one of those cp/77 people doing their love bombing maneuver on someone new and. yeah that tracks. i have them blocked#and filtered#but tumblr sucks at actually filtering#ugh#that's the tag
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Thinking about the SOLDIER group chatfic again and all I can think of is Cloud being The Baby™️ because while other people have joined younger it hasn’t been done since Angeal and Genesis and all the jokes that would come of it.
#the elf talks#ff7#thinking his chat name should be chicobo#any time someone swears in chat there’s a wave of ‘BABY EARS’#Zack forgets cloud during a grocery run and everyone threatens to call cps#cps is tseng let’s be real#cloud hates it tbh which only makes the others do it more#cloud is like fifteen and ready to murder all of them#they all find it adorable
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(click on the girls night post to find out why "Dumouchel" has such a reaction from her)
#cyberpunk 2077#cp 2077#cp2077#aurore cassel#aymeric cassel#phantom liberty#so he called her dumouchel when they were kids and he wasn't yet completely rude to her all the time and he called her by her last name#and all other girls by their first name to like single her out as someone he liked#like how he called his friends by their last names#didnt work she thought it meant he thought of her as one of the guys#and he was picking on her by singling her out#so fights#he stopped once they were teens dating other people#and he never stopped liking her just they grew up and things got awkward#so he stopped#but now things are happening with them and havent told aurore#he's slipping cuz he never thought aurore knew about his crush#Aurore is smart though and she knows people better#especially him
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