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being very productive right now
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I once told a Kataang anti trying to do the 'Kataangers worship Bryke so that's why they're hating Natla even though they ALSO ruined Katara' narrative when plenty of Kataangers are critical of Bryke that they(and Zutaras in gen)don't actually talk to Kataang shippers other than to bully us and i quote 'I see you EVERYWHERE get a JOB' and i feel that really sums up my feelings on Z/Ks.They love making everything about their ships and anti ships even on strangers' post and that is absolute jobless behavior coming from someone with a part time job who does activism like charity and community service too💀Sucks 2 suck and comrade Zuko wouldn't be havin' that shit
Yeah see while I try not to have an irrational hatered of bryke, I approach them (as I do most big creators tbh) with a certain level of scepticism and distrust. They've certainly made a lot of blunders and shitty decisions both in their works and irl. But I think sometimes the fandom misses out on 2 very important things. 1) Mike and Bryan are 2 seperate people you'll be surprised how many people I've seen gomplain about them that thought they were one guy. And 2) we are not privy to evrry conversation, every discussion etc. We can only speculate and go off testimonies when it comes to things like theorising on who in the writers room made what decision etc etc.
I will gladly call them out on things they mess up (I mean look at me screaming into the void about Kuvira and how they fucked that storyline over.) Like for example, the less then stellar treatment of South Asian cultures and people in both atla and tlok, which I think is a much more obvious and poignant subject than busting out the red yarn and trying to figure out whether or not they injected their own preferences into Kataang or something equally nebulous.
I just don't really understand the animosity from a lot of zutara shipers ig? Like girl why are you beefing with a 12 year old fictional character and having a weird parasocial hateful obsession with two white guys. Make some soup. Eat a snickers. Moisturise.
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This is already insane of her, but it’s especially insane given that Celia is the most overachiever teachers-pet easy-to-manage responsible quiet child to ever be lonely for 9 years straight
#like she literally requires 0 parenting I don’t understand#also you hired Nannies! you weren’t even doing anything!#absolutely buckwild off-her-rocker woman#someone call CPS#celias journey#description in alt text#Agatha Trowbridge#anyway I don’t doubt that it really happened#given that Celia has super hearing#also! the way it is soooo easy to keep that to yourself!#girl save it for your rancid tea parties wtf#let her get out of earshot I cannot believe you!#page 32#the book in the attic
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Chapter 2
All said I was wicked, and perhaps I might be so… Continue reading Chapter 2
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whole-ass forgot addi has green eyes.. not blue. who am i. a bad oc-mom that's what. i never even gave her a birthday. how old is she?? i don't know. don't look at me. her zodiac sign? idk cancer?? which ones the most problematic..
#;; mun chatter#i just be putting her through things regularly#someone call cps#call OCPS#me figuring out when she was born means i have to sit here and figure out when norm fu-
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They have shared custody of boxy trust 🙏
#worst parents ever#using their son as a trash can for human remains someone call cps#my art#harley sawyer#leith pierre#harleith#poppy playtime fanart#poppy playtime#boxy boo
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Giving up the Ghul (dp x dc)
Nyssa Al Ghul had been empty inside, for so very long. Since the camps, something had broken in her that she knew would never be fixed and she was going through life in a daze.
Still, she had been someone once. A warrior, a leader, and habits were hard to break when you’d been trained by her father. So she had been aware of her half-sister, Talia, being pregnant, she hadn’t cared but she’d known. What she hadn’t known until just now was that Talia had had twins.
Twins. Nyssa almost wanted to laugh. How come her sister was blessed with two babies and she was left with memories of holding her dead children in her arms? Ra’s had permitted these twins but he hadn’t deign lift a finger to save Nyssa’s family, as if they were dirt under his boots.
The injustice was veritably choking her, as she struggled to breathe evenly.
No, this is not fair, she thought. And it will not stand.
It had taken weeks of planing after that to make sure everything was in place, but eventually she’d managed, and here she was being rewarded by the small child yawning in her arms.
“Danyal,” she remembered having heard them call him. The other one, she could not find. He was likely with a wet-nurse or his mother, leaving his twin unattended.
Ripe for the taking.
“It’s only fair,” she murmured to herself.
After all sisters should share.
#Nyssa runs away with Danny but she’s in a very bad headspace and eventually someone calls CPS on her and Danny is put in the system#There the Fentons adopt him as per usual for the demon twins au#Damian never knows he has a twin brother at all. Nor an aunt for that matter#Demon twins au#nyssa al ghul#danyal al ghul#danny fenton#dc x dp#dp x dc#roxpox#roxpoxwrote#bisexual character (in the arrowverse but like I’m counting it ok)
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KELLEY IN ITALY AT DINNER WATCHING TRINITY WEAR HER NUMBER OH MY GOD

Trinity Rodman Instagram story - 7/17/24
#our family was split up#someone call CPS#my mama Kelley#this is so important to me#kelley o'hara#trinity rodman#woso#uswnt
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Ok, so...
I showed a pic of Porky to my mother and explained his lore, and her FIRST take was: "Why do his parents let him walk around dressed like that?"
I asked what she meant, and she elaborated with
"If the family is so rich, why do they let their son go around with a missing suspender flap?"
"Doesn't he have other pairs to use instead?"
"And if not, can't they just go and buy new ones?"
"They have the money, don't they have a reputation to keep? Who would want for others to see their child always wearing damaged clothes"
And Y'ALL. This got me SPIRALING.
Do Porky's parents spend too much on themselves and in turn cheap out on their children?
This would actually be in character for them if you think about it. This just means the abuse runs way deeper than we thought.
Some other examples of this observation are:
-Such a big house, but the kids still have to share a room?
-Picky is portrayed with an oversized T-shirt, most likely an item he will have to grow into and use for YEARS, or maybe second hand from his brother
-Porky buys new clothes as soon as he leaves home and has his own money
I'm not saying these things are inherently bad, some like second hand clothes are completely normal, it's just scummy that Aloysius and Lardna are always spending on restaurants and other ostentatious things while seemingly neglecting their children's needs
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Omg just noticed as I was typing that all the Porkybots in Mother 3 are supposed to be what Porky thinks the"perfect" version of himself should look like, and they all are well dressed with a full pair of suspenders 🥺
#someone please call CPS on the Minches#earthbound#mother 2#mother series#pokey minch#porky earthbound#porky minch#mother 3#pokey#headcanon
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Hohenheim is a really interesting character to me and I liked him quite a bit when first watching fmab but now every time I rewatch it I find myself more and more bitching about the man lol . Not character wise but DAMN every time some shit happens I can't help but go " HM maybe that could have been avoided had he not left his wife to die alone and orphan his children" IDK just a suggestion my guy if you can dick around in Liore 3 days before the apocalypse you are clearly not busy enough to not pick up the phone and dial home 😭. Maybe your eyes hurt cause your prescription is bad but you can also show more facial expressions than contempt when looking at your small children idk where they could have possibly gotten the idea that you hate them. Or probably most critically I know you are heartbroken and also emotionally inept but perhaps ... don't antagonize your son after seeing him for the first time in however many years ? Like huh I wonder why he would react like that when the first thing his deadbeat old man did was berate him for how he responded to the death of his ONLY guardian after the other one seemingly abandoned him?? And then asked about the house as if he even lived there??? I'm BEGGING Hohenheim to please ask one of the Xerxians inside his soul to give him parenting tips I'm sure they have at least some he needs help
#The scene at the graveyard is literally killing me Van WHAT ARE YOU SAYING#I don't actually dislike him but every time he makes me heated lol#He should get bullied for how bad he dropped that ball#“Damn if only there was someone with the knowledge that could have prevented my kids from doing this ”#“Brilliant idea I wont tell Edward to his face that they didn't even bring their mom back I'll let him eavesdrop and then dip”#''Totally wont get me jumped next time I see him"#Call cps at least#fmab rewatch#Fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fma brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#van hohenheim#Edward elric
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would rosekiller ever have children?
now barty crouch jr is patient zero for a groundbreaking new kind of imperius-based developmental disorder & jerks off to the idea of chloroforming his boyfriend. meanwhile evan rosier already treats the deformed fetuses preserved in jars on his desk like they’re his offspring.
why would we ever bring a real human child into that situation ….
#a#SOMEONE CALL CPS 😭😭#rose & thorn#this is why i can’t abide by ‘girldad barty’ despite how cute it is. that man would publically kill himself in the hospital#just at the idea of being A Father#pregnancy test turns up positive and he’s in the bathroom holding his breath until he dies 💀
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Ah, so you've also gotten the Dora haircut when ye was a wee lil kiddo
I can tell
The 2000’s were hard for us all 🙁🙁🙁😓


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Hey antis can you stop making up random lore about me? Stop assigning me trauma or worse trying to make me look like some predator by saying baseless statements
#someone just said they want to call cps and get my siblings away from me!#my only sibling is a 30 year old man#proship#proshipper#profiction#anti anti
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Ok so I thought about this and what would double be like if MC said "hey I'm pregnant your the father" because I feel it'd go one of 3 ways
He'd be an okish father, not too present but not downright bad, would train the kid to kill asap tho.
He'd make MC abort the baby as soon as they tell him they're pregnant.
He would straight up leave MC.
These are all situations I personally can see double somewhat doing lol what do you think? (🦊-fox anon)
Double chains you to the wall in his afterstory- he's not missing out on the chance to keep you tethered to him with a living hostage. He is definitely making you keep that kid regardless of what you want.
But I don't think he'd be an "okay" father by amy strech of the imagination. I think he would be neglectful when he isn't outright cruel. Double strikes me as the kind of person to see a child as an extension of himself rather than their own actualized person. And god forbid they disobey- we know what Double does to people who go against him.
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Me seeing another unhinged panel of Damian "doesn't this kid should be AT SCHOOL??????"
#no seriously does damian even goes to school?????#does he do that????#I think that last time I saw that mentioned was in supersons#someone call cps on batman#what do you mean you know how to kill a man but can't sit your ass to do your homework
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hmm liu bang being a verified member of the baby-tosser's club is not as cut and dried as i thought, apparently it's only mentioned in xiang yu's biography but is omitted in his. that's a conflict of interest if i've ever seen it. that being said, u gotta admit nothing about han gaozu make this seem at all out of character for him.
#chu han#note to self: don't live ur life in a way that if ur sworn enemy starts a rumour of u pushing ur kids out of a moving vehicle future#societies will go “no that's plausible actually”#i've seen multiple versions of this discussing the moral implications of his actions.#from a confucian standpoint this could actually be framed as a moral and selfless act 1) children are expected to sacrifice themselves#for their fathers. of course leaving two kids to be killed by enemy soldiers would have been unpalatable in any time period.#sacrifice goes down easier when it's “hua mulan does drag” and less “holy shit someone call CPS.”#b) it's similar to an anecdote of a woman being praised for abandoning her own baby to save her brother's baby. because she was#putting aside her personal needs for the “public” good.#which was why luo guanzhong made up that story about liu bei tossing a'dou and how much he praised cao cao for refusing to mourn his dead#son. it's about the personal vs public. you also get similar vibes from bai juyi's poem where the murder of the emperor's#favorite concubine is framed as a noble and selfless act. for HIM. yang guifei is an accessory and her feelings on the matter don't matter#what i don't see discussed is that Confucianism is based on the concept of benevolence; worth and hierarchy#it's top-down. king > duke > husband > wife +children. and it's a theme i keep bringing up. if kings can lose their heavenly mandates#so can dads. the father should be a benevolent individual that is worthy of sacrifice. he should fulfill his role as a protector and mentor#the whole concept taken to it's logical extreme and corrupted by the rigid patriarchal society becomes incredibly self-cannibalizing#...but then again the purpose of the machine is what it does
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