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Wtf a Barbie movie??
#somehow I had no idea lmao#but it looks way too pink for my liking sorry#it's a no from me#lorena talks
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)
the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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It’s Vivia’s Birthday (veeva fiesta? Lol im funny)
So, have a Kokolight comfort snuggle~💜💚
Enjoy your soft warm pillow Vivia.
…oh wait, thats just a blanket wrapped Yuma x’D
…even better~ 👀
#rain code#whumpcode#master detective archives: rain code#yuma kokohead#vivia twilight#kokolight#pixeldoodles#my art#sick comfort#poor yuma’s not feeling well again#so vivia keeps him warm <3#he comes out of the fireplace and sits against the wall with him in his arms#but his warm body temperature makes vivia feel cozy#literal hot water bottle#idk the idea was cuter in my head#anyway happy birthday vivia#you’re still a pain to draw x-x#yeah I had to involve yuma somehow#I do like kokolight its so cute 💕#height difference my beloved#came out okay i guess lol#what is shading lmao
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teehee au where merlin is beloved by like all of camelot and just has everyone wrapped around his finger (not that different from canon honestly) and one day arthur is on his way out on a mission from his father that merlin insisted he be on bc uther found out about his magic and merlin just wanted arthur far away from it so he didn’t have to witness it. uther knows that merlin cares deeply for arthur and was genuine in the compromise so he allowed it. after arthur is gone, uther orders the pyre to be built and merlin is burned before sundown.
since arthur’s mission was top secret (again insisted by merlin) no one knew where he was or how to send a message to him to let him know what was happening. the citadel is ROCKED bro like a lot of them are in shock and weighed down by grief (especially the guards and knights that were forced to follow their king’s orders). this was like the first time that almost the whole citadel knew who the sorcerer was and they all adored him. organizing happens rather quickly especially with the knights and guards turning a blind eye to the conspiring of high treason that’s literally happening right in front of them.
arthur meanwhile runs into either morgause or nimueh somehow idk and they tell him about the deal his father made and shows him the contract he signed and points out the line that states the deal calls for a life to be taken in exchange for a life made which makes it clear that his father knew somebody was to die for it. he pulls a quick 180° and dashes back to camelot, arriving in the middle of the night to see fires burning high as the rioting citizens scream and shout calling for justice and listing names that seem vaguely familiar but he cant place.
arthur, already hellbent on patricide, hears the fate that befell merlin and his rage is multiplied tenfold. he marches through the streets with tunnel vision until he finds his father who seems relieved to have his son back until he draws his sword against uther. arthur doesn’t argue or insist he draw his sword. arthur just lists his two people, his mother and his merlin, much like the rioting people outside are.
uther stops him: you look down on me for building a kingdom on blood, but that is what you’ll be doing if you kill me
arthur barely blinks: then i guess i really am your son
uther’s head is paraded around the city until morning
#is merlin alive out there?#i like to say yes since hes immortal and arthur needs someone to wrangle him in#plus hes just too stuborn to die#and merthur obviously#the people are calling out the names of their friends and family that they had to watch die btw#so like gwen is calling out for her father#i hc that cook/audrey was a sorceress and just swore to uther she’d stop using magic like gaius did#so i imagine her calling out the names of all her friends that uther killed etc etc#the way this ended made it seem like i was setting up arthur to be uther 2.0#but arthur had more to say it just sounded colder leaving it like that#his next line was something along the lines of#‘but ill be better than you’ or ‘the sins of the father are not mine to inherit’#idk u get my point tho#lmao wait dude merlin wakes up like miles away somehow and has to claw his way back to camelot#he shows up in the dead of night and manages to get to arthurs chambers without being detected and finds him in the throes of a nightmare#he wakes him up and arthur thinks his nightmare has switched to a dream and hes in that like half awake half asleep phase#and says things about how he missed him and just real emotional shit he wouldnt normally let slip before pulling merlin in to bed to cuddle#merlin takes the comfort and falls asleep and in the morning arthur has to deal with the fact that it was real and merlin is alive#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#fanfic#fanfiction#fic#au#hc#headcanon#head canon#fic idea#prompt
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Hi hello! I have not finished a cross stitch in three years! 2024 is starting off very weird, I literally got this idea in my head two days ago. Made a pattern by eyeballing a screenshot, picked my colors, and 7 hours later I have a Starlo. My desk now has 100% more yeehaw on it.
I first learned about Undertale Yellow just a week ago, but I was so blown away by the characters! I like Starlo a lot, like him enough that he SHATTERED my hiatus like glass, something I didn’t think I’d ever see happen again.
I stitched him on 18ct aida because I can’t do over one on 28ct anymore, my eyes are fucked up. Also “red clashes with my colors” my ass, he looks great in this red frame I had lying around.
It’s so strange, something felt right the whole time I worked on him, and now it feels wrong that I’m not working on anything else yet. I’m not promising a renaissance, but given my circumstances, there’s a nonzero chance that I’ll be back to my needle on the regular after THREE YEARS of trying and failing to start or finish anything.
Merry Leap Yeap, let’s see what else 2024 has for me 👀
(Pattern available upon request)
#cross stitch#undertale yellow#uty#uty starlo#my art#that’s a tag I haven’t used in ages!!#GOD this felt good#turns out I can only cross stitch in times of absolute crisis#that’s my theory#these past three years have been SO laid back for me that my art never came about#it didn’t need to#but now that I have a new job-ish#and it’s asking an IMPOSSIBLE task of me just a WEEK into the position#I felt I had to cope SOMEHOW#it’s funny the idea of stitching something ANYTHING again came to mind while I was praying in church lmao#god said ‘cope’ and I said ‘okay Chief’
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wild how they made it look like el and mike were running to each other only for us to discover that mike was running towards her as she ran away and hid
#why wouldn’t she want to be with him after something traumatic like that?#if they’re so in love#saw someone mention this the other day#but i had no idea what they were talking about because it seems that i’ve never actually watched that scene before#i guess i somehow missed it? needless to say it makes more sense now lmao#byler#stranger things#stranger things 5#will byers#mike wheeler#the duffer brothers#byler endgame
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you kill Your own daughter, You are the worst type of bastard, the bastard's king
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#blue and violet#you could interpret this as the Mayor lying to themselves#but honestly I think they are a little heartless#the dude does not feel ANYTHING for little Baihe/Ling's daughter#they feel just as confused as the moment she was killed#they simply... do not understand what they are even supposed to feel#they know these things and they finally remember experiencing them#but they still do not accept the fact that these are things that actually happened#they do not want to admit that this little girl used to mean something to them#they do not want to admit that they had a life before LBD#why? because LBD is everything#and they are terrified at the idea that they are somehow more than that#they do not like this#they do noy like this at all#and they are scared#anyways Mayor's sense of moraltiy is so fucked lmao#the dude's sense of empathy... is just so... hypocritical and almost nonexistent if it does not concern LBD#of course there are exceptions but its not like Mayor feels any sense of grief/guilt over seeing little Baihe die by Ling's hands
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i feel like i remember people posting happy birthday character posts for mickey in june? is that right? well, even if he doesn't have a canon birthday (or if he does and it's. wrong.) he has a summer birthday To Me. and i've never seen a guy who is more obviously a capricorn than ian, so! if mickey's summer birthday is indeed in june specifically (i'm thinking cancer, but it would also be really cool if mickey and mandy are both gemini - twins who aren't twins), then mickey is technically two years older than ian for about half the time.
#jack facts#somebody could probably make a hades/persephone parallel out of this. somehow.#look it's even the fall/winter that the age difference is (perceived to be) bigger. it could be done. if you really wanted it.#a ''modern reinterpretation'' where the underworld as metaphor for marriage* becomes for statutory rpe? hwoigkfhs#idk i just like the dynamic of them having enough of age difference that - in the younger years - it actually has any noticable effect#and of course it never hurts to add more fuel to the ian only goes for older men fire lmao#altho i will admit i also kinda like for mickey to have been put into school a year late or to have been held back a year or w/e#so he's in lip's class but older than him#or even for him to be in the class above lip and lip's doing homework more advanced than his own which wouldn't be ANY kind of stretch#jbc am pretty compelled by the idea of mickey being older than lip too#and how that adds a little extra flavor to their Man of the House(s)/Biggest Brother/Least Worst Little Sibling's (Ex-)Boyfriend clashing#and anyway depending on how you interpret svet's age mickey might not have been able to marry her unless he wasn't a minor#like if you decide they're the same age or she's <1yr younger then fine he could with parental ''permission'' which we know he had#but if you decide her age based on the actors' comparative ages it would depend on her birthday whether they could marry right then#and if you decide mickey is his age despite fisher's irl age at the time but svet and goreshter are the same age it's a no unless he's 18+#and those would be regardless of what terry (or anyone else) said. so.#then again it would be hilarious for them to find out later that the marriage was never legally binding lmfao#anyway hi. it's two thirty in the morning.#shameless#mickey milkovich#gallavich#hc
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READ CLIPBOARD NOTES GRAHHHHHHH
#rhythm doctor#somehow this didnt take too long to find in my gallery !!#also im reminded of a bunch of rd art that i just forgot to post 💀#mmmaybe ill post them its just that i want to fix some of them before i do#(me and my perfectionist artist ass at it again)#fun fact this was initially based on a song i heard#and i went “oh paian :D” but uh#then i realized the song had a different meaning from what i thought it was so i immediately dropped the idea LMAO#chiimo art shenanigans
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meet the mancusos (in order from left to right)
Silvia Mancuso (socially awkward, loyal, peaceful) --- grew up in tartosa as an only child with her mother (vita) and father. mysteriously disappeared 15 years ago.
Dom Mancuso (loner, cat lover, slob) --- born and raised in tartosa, but lives in san myshuno working as a salaryperson; loves his two children (nico and priscilla), but does not visit tartosa often after losing his wife.
Vita Azzarà (gloomy, cat lover, creative) ---
Priscilla Mancuso (creative, foodie, generous) --- joy of life challenge founder; dreams of owning her own bakery in tartosa
Nicolaò "Nico" Mancuso (music lover, freegan, goofball) --- engaged to mila and they have a daughter named after his mother, silvie. he's often found around tartosa busking for tips with his guitar
Mila Banuelos (book lover, adventerous, family-oriented): in university studying history and archaeology
#not pictured is tato the gato and nico and mila's daugter#it is literally impossible for me to make generic sims w/o backstories i cant help it!!#ts4 cas#the sims 4#s4mm#simblr#s#jofl#ok now that the tgs are out the way i can ramble! ok so originally i was going to have priscilla's mom be ava hauser from my adult sim dump-#BUT not an alien like my idea was that in order for aliens to get their sim disguises they hv to kill the person they want to disguise as-#so og ava hauser got abducted by alien ava and thats how she disappeared BUT i didnt feel like going into live mode and removing the occult-#and didnt know how to copy her human disguise onto another sim using mccc so i said fk it and made a whole new sim but kept the disappearnce#love how the genetics came out priscilla is a good mixture of her mom and dad i think#thanks for reading all that i had to let it out somehow i dont have any friends if that wasnt obvious lmao#gif warning
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RWD S4E9 SPOILERS
we really do be getting some incredibly fun new lightning flavours from VR-LA these past few episodes huh. anyway black necrotic lightning <3
#rolling with difficulty#vr-la rwd#vr la rwd#you might need to like. turn up the brightness on your device for this one im so sorry#i had my ipad brightness up pretty high and didnt realise how dark everything was#LOVE projects like this thats like#'how did you draw that' 'really specific custom procreate brush'#i love fiddling with custom brushes IDK#anyway no idea what a witch bolt is but the noise austin made when describing the necrotic lightning is *sending* me#for the past few weeks ive been stuck in the headspace of like 'well i kinda wanna draw (thing) but i've also got The ProjectTM'#'so i should probably just.. spend my time on that...'#but this scene was just like. yeah i gotta. i HAVE to draw this#'spooky VR-LA' is basically my summon at this point LMAO#lol my idiot ass was tryna airdrop this and the kyana goop shitpost from my ipad to my computer and#somehow accidentally also sent the qr code for my last online purchase bank payment (?????????)#art I made
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funny how this fic started off as an "unserious" idea (not cracky, more so i didn't take it that seriously, it was basically so i could rotate certain characters from my head into a google doc), i didn't expect to care abt it as much as i do now like i have a basic chapter layout for half of the set chapter count, specific scenes prewritten, a planning doc with around five pages thus far, the basics (title, summary, etc), random scenes for it spinning around in my head, and a bit of chapter one and three pages of chapter four written 😭
and i started properly thinking stuff for and working on this fic like...two days ago
it was not supposed to be This Serious hfjkdhf
#(this reminds me of how unserious i initially took picking petals but then it turned into All That lmaoo)#literally shoved some of my fav reboot rarepairs in this lmao#i think the reason why i havent made more progress with the chapter prewriting is bc college is kicking my ass i hardly get free time 😭#and also there arent any transcripts for s2 of the reboot :(#had to do psychology and mental health research for one of the characters for a hc and although i wanna incorporate it im hesitant#bc i dont wanna fuck it up somehow. but also im doing more research in case i think of another idea for them#i might go for it tho. we'll see. if i do its gonna further the angst bc some Baggage goes with it but stuff will wrap up too#so far whenever i think abt them i use that sort of lens anyway#so either i do it fully or aspects are implied via connective factors like environmental surroundings#either way it will involve that specific idea i have thought up to some degree#anyway im halfway thru s2 and taking notes for the fic while watching (i was planning on watching first then rewatching while outlining-#-buuut im too pumped lmao i see scenes and go 'oh imagine if i change it up a little in the fic' etc etc and then i just gotta jot it down)#the elimination order is tearing my hair out tho bc i love the cast but s2's elimination order was Not It i def gotta change that#ugh so much planning 😭 it was NOT this difficult with picking petals#(could be bc tdpi is my fav cast to write for)#sigh. lets see how it goes! and if I'll even publish this anytime soon lmao#kit writes#kit stuff#noahtally-famous#(....also dw ygs i know i rlly gotta finish agtsta's next chapter too-)
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"yaoi ship wars" this and "don't get into dunmesh for the yaoi do it for the doomed yuri" that when we're all forgetting the true enemy here ... lai/cille ...
#dunmesh spoilers#woke up in a cold sweat after dreaming ryoko kui had retroactively made lai/cille canon#thank god straight people don't exist in dunmesh#ekjfsjdf i actually dont have that much of a problem with lai/cille i think it's sweet#however i just know people are going to get the wrong idea from the succubus chapter#succubus!marcille really said “if i were ACTUALLY a succubus you would have been charmed when i tried to kiss you right??”#and laios is like “oh yeah you're right that makes no sense” like it WORKS LMAO#like we're all wearing shipping goggles here and if things somehow went down the exact same way with kabru i would never shut up about it#but thankfully ill never need to embarrass myself in quite that way because ryoko kui didn't personally slap my dolls out of my hands lolol#sadie and lars being hit by a canon and sinking on their ship ass energy lmaoo
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❗️NEWGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSANIMALSGLASSAN-
#glass animals#honestly i wore out dreamland sm my brain took a lonnng break from expecting anything from them?? idk i’m just huh????#like….. when i say wore out#i cannot describe how much i listened to it#i usually have some vague idea even if it’s a ridiculous number#like 52 times in a month for an album or something (has happened)#i cannot recall w this#gonna say bc 2020 & they were Literally the last band i saw live. next morning everyone found out about everything annd lockdown. no joke#so it was big dreamland time when it dropped and revisiting their past albums when i broke out of its spell lmao#(pretty sure before that like january was when i listened to déjà vu 100+ times in a row tho so oop. it was a tough day lol)#anyway seeing this aww man. i really have had this band with me for a long long time. 🥹 i remember hearing gooey on the radio one night#driving home from work late @ night in 2014. the drive was so short i couldn’t be arsed to fish out my ipod & plug it in#sometimes so just popped on a good station i had preset. started the car and heard this *voice* and i was like who????#had to check the station bc it was an alt station and i thought i had it on another one which was fine i was just v confused#it was in the middle of the song & i was immediately anxious to know the name hoping i’d hear it & it wouldn't just flow into the next song#then the dj would pile the names together after x number of songs played bc i was tiired (but woulda stayed in the car ngl). got lucky &#ran inside to find it then yelled at my roommate the next day that she HAD to listen to it during a smoke session after work#(i was right & it blew her miiind)#god. what a fucking time. what a fucking band. idk what the disc horse is surrounding them now since they blew up via tiktok#i’m sure people are v quick to say they’re overrated bc of that but idk & i’m glad i don’t know. they’ll always be this#highly inventive incredible band i stumbled upon for the perfect night drive home after a long long shift#a band that came back from a Horrible accident that should have ended 1 of their lives & somehow didn’t & should have ended them#as a band (like still cannot believe Joe was drumming in 2020 & i saw it with my own eyes like how tf???!?)#a band deserving of all of its successes. glass animals forever
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anyway my brad headcanon of the day is that he spent a lot of time on shock websites like rotten.com and r/wtf to desensitize himself and his love for predator/prey videos is an extension of that. the only way he knows how to process his trauma from kate being killed by his brother is to watch videos of animals being killed again and again in the hope that one day it'll make it so he doesn't feel bad about his pet being murdered. thanks for coming to my ted talk
#mythic quest#brad bakshi#im writing a whole fic about this idea atm but i just had to put it down here too#in case the fic doesn't work out lmao#i need to staple a plot to it somehow but i can't come up with a good one
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WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S FUCKING OCTOBER
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