#somebodycomegether

[buschlattegirl]

Somebody come get her, she thinks she’s ready to replace me. “I just feel this is a night of opportunity.” #bestfriends #bestie #somebodycomegether #everybrunetteneedsablondebestfriend #instagood #instadaily #happy #margaritas #follow (at Casa Del Mar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPEwB_pL0SI/?utm_medium=tumblr

[oofitscaitlin]

STORYTIME #1

OKAY YA’LL SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED TO ME AND IM ABOUT TO GO BEAT A BITCH’S ASS EXCUUSE ME.

Anyways here’s the full story because I am PISSED:

Okay so I was swimming in a public pool having a GREAT time until these girls from New Zealand swam near me. They were whispering to each other REAL LOUD saying things like “Oh my god look at her hair it’s so gross” and “Ew look at her”, obviously talking about me. So then they were like “Oi girl” and kept repeating that over and over again. I ignored them because I didn’t want to deal with them but then they were like “Are you deaf? I think she’s got mental issues.” 

So THEN I turned around and I was like “Okay what the fuck do you want?” And they were like “How’s life when you’re that ugly?” Now I don’t like to call people ugly because it’s rude but you could tell that they were ugly on the inside so yeah they were REALLY UGLY. So I was like to myself ‘Speak for yourself.” But I didn’t say that out loud. Then I looked at them adn I was like “How does it feel to be a fatass?” And they were like “Bitch do you want to fight us?” And I was like “Honey let me take off my EARRINGS.” Just note that this whole time, my brother was RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

SO then I was looked around and there was a lifeguard coming towards us, obviously hearing us yelling. So I did what I do best. I started to fake cry and act as if they were harassing me WHICH THEY WERE SO I DIDN’T FEEL EVEN THE TINIEST BIT BAD. So then the lifeguard was like “Oi girls where’s your guardian, you need to come with me.” And as they followed him they were like “Fuck you.” And all I did was give them a fake ass smile and do what I call a little evil bitch finger wave.

AND THAT’S MY STORY THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.

[www5starcigar]

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[trascapades]

🖤🎧🎵🎙#ArtIsAWeapon Reposted from @yahzarah Join me tonight [6.3] 8PM EST as I kick of my new series #YahZarahFocusedRunning - Our topic will be how to best protect yourself from covid 19 while protesting with my special guest @dr_adaora. We won’t be silent but will be as safe as we can be while Running forward towards the world we all deserve! I’ll also be discussing #BreonnaTaylor and the collective feelings of women of color seeing the lack of attention being paid to cases of police violence against women, solutions for the quarantine blues, and meditation. #Yahzarah #Covid19 #blacklivesmatter #BLM #staysafe #breeanataylor #georgefloyd #YahZarahKeepRunning #health #meditation #peace #somebodycomegether#TraScapades #ArtIsAWeapon https://www.instagram.com/p/CA--Caqg3sB/?igshid=m3ahsgwd88dw

[ericcanada]

🤦🏾‍♂️😏 #ReallyKaren #AreYouSerious #SomebodyComeGetHer https://www.instagram.com/p/B_s8VJPhmHK/?igshid=1rri2lsmv66cb

[buenoes7]

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#thotchallenge #thotiana #thotsexposed #thotbox THE NEW THOT DANCE #thotty #thottygang #somebodycomegether #buenocorderoadventurasdeèl https://www.instagram.com/p/B_aGefUHMN8/?igshid=1whi0whn37f6q

[icebergbeats]

#notfordonaldtrump #elephantintheroom🐘 #elephantintheroom #thefutureisbright #themovement #themountainsarecalling #unity #unite #unitedwestand #thefutureisnow #politics #politicsmemes #leanonme #somebodycomegether #somebodytolove #somebodytoleanon https://www.instagram.com/p/B9m-7VEpZLO/?igshid=bnt4l0cdzh5h

[lizfaccion-blog]

You got a hold of me. Promise I’ll be that SOMEBODY that will be yours forever. . . . . Available @ lizfaccion.com #somebody #somebodytolove #somebodyelse #somebodytoyou #somebodygreat #somebodycomegether #womenfashionpost #womenfashion #womenfashions #unisex #unisexfashion #unisexstyle #bracelets #linkbracelet https://www.instagram.com/p/ByTvHgMF_Df/?igshid=19bojhpn68nc5

[peachy-queen]

Who's grandmama is outchea being Thotimus Prime??!! #somebodycomegether #geriatricsgonewild🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ #shadypinesisgonnabelit https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxgh9hhjz2rY0vCog9HkErVRszop6aODKm9pv40/?igshid=1n7df707fzuqy

[theworldaccordingtodee]

So I'm in bed, watching videos on YouTube and stuff when I hear somebody turning my doorknob tryna get it and I'm like "who tf is this my door at 1 something?" Guess who comes barging into my room all happy and whatnot like the sun is already in the sky? 🙃 I am SICK of her, you hear me?! Bailey has been trying me all day long! 🙄I have never been so glad to see Thursday in my life! Yeah, we'll be a little bit late to see @callherharleyquinn tomorrow for her hair appointment 😩😩😩 #WednesdayShenanigans #Bellehowcomeyouaintsleeplilhomie #Youwenttobedatlike945ish #Itsalmost200intheAM #Icantdeal #Somebodycomegether #Betteryetcomesavemedoggit

[chromium-siren]

In the burlesque verse I have for Phasma, Pudge does this. She even teases him by saying he’ll be part of her routine someday.

In other news, she does have this one routine she does called The White Cat. It’s still alluring but elegant, and she has a gorgeous costume she made for it.

[trey-guillotine]

#somebodycomegether https://www.instagram.com/p/CCx5Bh4D5kk/?igshid=epqm35skzxg9

[chelleleggs]

🎂 • Happy 27th birthday to my favey fave @simplylissa !!! I hope you have an amazing birthday! I can't wait to celebrate with you this weekend at the happiest place on earth!! Love you so much! 💕😘 #FaveyFaveSD #happybirthday #twentyseven #myICECUBEpartner #iceicebaby #somebodycomegether #cheerstoanotheryear

[1micwithbigmike-blog]

So after all this time there are still black folks that don't know why that phrase exists in the first place? 😂😂 #somebodycomegether 1micwithbigmike.com

[beau-bonito]

#tbt to that one time I went from total #goodytwoshoes #bookworm to total #partyanimal #infamy in just a matter of 4 #years. #freshman to #senior year of #highschool, everyone. #idbadges #highschooldaze #lifeoftheparty #whathappened #somebodycomegether #pv #parkviewhighschool #parkview #teenage #teenager #adolescent #stilldontknowshit #givesnofucks #wildchild (at Parkview High School)