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okay so walk with me here
i cant believe it but im thinking about writing a fic where the redhaired pirates have a party with the whitebeard homies and uhhhhh orgy. just like a 100 people orgy in the middle of the ocean on the deck of the Red Force.
i was thinking mainly ace x reader with ace letting people have a turn with you (you're into it ofc). Specifically I'm imagining a reader that's totally in love with ace but has always secretly had the hots for shanks after meeting him a while back and this party being the perfect chance to let it out.
It just devolves into being passed around between Ace, Shanks, Izou, and a few others and UHHHH
God im going to hell but imagine Ace finally catching on to the hints Shanks has been throwing down and he ends up taking actual cock inside him- and so big for his first time too. Currently you're being fucked from behind by Izou, who's grip on your shoulder and cock in your pussy was the only thing that kept you upright.
You're face to face with your drooling, whimpering boyfriend, eyes squinting, going wide, then pinching shut because fuck he can't take it- how did you take Shanks' cock so easily moments before? Ace's cheeks were so dark and flushed it was hard to make out the freckles near his nose.
Ace scrambled for purchase on the rope, blubbering the entire time Izou leaving lipstick stains down your neck as his manicured nails dug into your thighs,
Just Ace and you fascinated at seeing the other in pleasure
bro i gotta stop smoking it makes me come up with shit that I nEED to turn into a fic one day
#i am ill#welcome to my twisted mind#ace x reader#izou x reader#portgas d ace x reader#whitebeard pirates#one piece fanfic#marco x reader#shanks x reader#selfship#self ship#somebody stop me please
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#somebody stop me please#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#euripides#helen of troy#trojan women#philip vellacott#web weaving#hotd#iliad#trojan war
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If you want to break my cold, cold heart
Just say, 'I loved you the way that you were'
If you want to tear my world apart
Just say you've always wondered
#somebody stop me Please#all this album is about them#fuck#taylor swift#ttpd#the tortured poets department#ts ttpd#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#chloe or sam or sophia or marcus#professor x#magneto#xmen#x men movies#x men 97#Spotify
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I'm sick so I started watching Fantasy High and I am obsessed
I have to stop myself from reading the wiki and looking at fanart because I know I will spoil the whole story for myself but oh god I love them so much
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Poppy as Princess Peach has invaded my brain... I will not make this an AU, I will not make this an AU, I will not make this an AU-
#i bought myself the nintendo switch lite a couple days ago and bought Super Mario 3D world with it#(its my first big purchase outside of necessities/emergencies!!!)#and since ive been struggling to find a good VA for Poppy the idea of her sounding like Game Peach got to me#then i started imagining her wearing Peach's dress from Sunshine and acting as Peach in those scenes#annnnd before i knew it my brain is trying to make a full blown Mario AU with my WFRR OC's#somebody stop me PLEASE#i have way too many AU's man 😭😭😭😭#i want to blurt my thoughts out but i also want them to STOP BECAUSE I CANT BE CHUNKING OUT AU'S LEFT AND RIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭#Poppy#Princess Peach#my own oc's
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Greed (by Patrick Stump), Buddy Holly (by Weezer), Bang the Doldrums (by Fall Out Boy), Whales (by Hail Mary Mallon), Turn the Lights Off (by Tally Hall), Disappear (by Motion City Soundtrack), and Karkalicious are all the samples used in this mashup. What's the main track? What's the instrumental? Well...
I have never watched the simpsons (also this might be technically an orzhov mashup? who knows at this point)
#greed#patrick stump#buddy holly#weezer#bang the doldrums#fall out boy#fob#whales#hail mary mallon#Turn the lights off#tally hall#disappear#motion city soundtrack#homestuck#karkalicious#original mashup#mashup#somebody stop me please#magic the gathering#mtg#orzhov#orzhov syndicate#deltarune#deltarune chapter 2#big shot
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it's literally nine in the morning and i'm going insane already
#somebody stop me please#or just give me some coffee idk#anyway good morning everyone and good whatever to all my friends from different time zones#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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[heaves a tired sigh]
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Still thinking about how ambiguous Arthur's response is.
On one hand, we can interpret it as if Arthur, once again, has lost his faith in himself as ruler of the land so he's like "actually it doesn't matter if I live or die, Camelot's situation won't change: my people will be fine either way. With or without me".
But on the other hand, he's also kind of telling Merlin that he don't letting him die and wanting to help him to save his life doesn't change the fact that he just ruined them and everything they had with all his lies and deceiving so he should stop trying to win him back with his heartfelt phrases because Arthur's stance won't change as he will keep on wanting him lo leave him alone.
On both cases, my heart ends up broken.
#i'm making myself cry again#somebody stop me please#the way these two has me on a perpetual devastated state#i hate it here#they will be the death of me i have no doubt#merthur my beloveds#merthur#merlin#arthur pendragon#the diamond of the day part 2#merlin finale#5x13#merlin 5x13#arthur x merlin#bbc merlin#sad#heartbreaking#post magic reveal#i need a hug#and so does arthur#and merlin too ofc#actually we all need hugs in this fandom#and they all needed hugs in this silly little show#anyway i'm out
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#these scenes haunt me for many reasons#i'm not gonna explain#somebody stop me please#or the shitposts never gonna end#ramiro#anker#1899#1899 spoilers
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#somebody stop me please#take away google docs#cause i'm about to write omega!Red#and it's gonna be angsty#and end in mpreg#whcih id ont#evne relally like#seriously take my fuckin computer lmao
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"what happened to you... freak?"
remus having a secret slytherin girlfriend aka my head going off on a tangent as usual
#somebody stop me please#why can't i focus on one story / fandom#just for once#remus#remus lupin#also sorry not sorry#moodboard#harry potter#marauders#is this what... enemies to lovers is?
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kris and berdly are the type of people to get engaged at fifteen. like. berdly shows up to school after theyve been dating for a few months with a pokeball ring holder and a stupid little dress shirt and bowtie and asks kris in the loudest most berdly way possible and everyone is looking at them and expecting kris to laugh at him or whatever but kris just pulls out an identical pokeball ring holder and gives it to berdly and everyone thinks its an elaborate prank or some shit but kris n berdly are 100% serious and end up getting married a year or so after graduating after being engaged since they were fifteen
#i just think theyre neat#i like them a normal amount i promise#toriel watches it all happen and is about to whoop berdly's ass#but then she sees how like... smiley and giddy about it and lets him off with a very very stern warning#by stern i mean she threatened him with death#and berdly is like ‟its ok i asked asgore if he was ok with it‟ and toriel drags him by the collar to asgores shop#and asgore's like ‟Hi what brings you oh hi berdly- wait shit whats happeneing‟#‟DID YOU GIVE HIM PERMISSION TO PROPOSE TO MY CHILD‟ ‟uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...no‟#‟wait kid i thought you meant in 5-7 years did you propose to them TODAY??‟ ‟..m...maybe..?‟#anyways theres COD matches at their wedding -laughs-#somebody stop me please
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This is the range of SOUL that I need
Face studies I’ve been doing during warm-ups and breaks.
#tgcf#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng#character sheets#face studies#mxtx#tgcf fanart#fanart#good omens#so good#omg omg omg#somebody stop me please
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Ok, but what if I added more Teen Wolf muses? 👀
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Just caught my gay ass thinking “he’s cute *and* he likes birds?! 🫢” 💀
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