#somebody stop me PLEASE

[michealscorneroftheinternet]

Dramatic sigh...

I blame @its-a-me-mango's post for this.

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Somebody kill me now I swear to the GodBox.

Mango you caused this chain of events.

You passed the voices over to me.

[firefistfuck]

okay so walk with me here

i cant believe it but im thinking about writing a fic where the redhaired pirates have a party with the whitebeard homies and uhhhhh orgy. just like a 100 people orgy in the middle of the ocean on the deck of the Red Force.

i was thinking mainly ace x reader with ace letting people have a turn with you (you're into it ofc). Specifically I'm imagining a reader that's totally in love with ace but has always secretly had the hots for shanks after meeting him a while back and this party being the perfect chance to let it out.

It just devolves into being passed around between Ace, Shanks, Izou, and a few others and UHHHH

God im going to hell but imagine Ace finally catching on to the hints Shanks has been throwing down and he ends up taking actual cock inside him- and so big for his first time too. Currently you're being fucked from behind by Izou, who's grip on your shoulder and cock in your pussy was the only thing that kept you upright.

You're face to face with your drooling, whimpering boyfriend, eyes squinting, going wide, then pinching shut because fuck he can't take it- how did you take Shanks' cock so easily moments before? Ace's cheeks were so dark and flushed it was hard to make out the freckles near his nose.

Ace scrambled for purchase on the rope, blubbering the entire time Izou leaving lipstick stains down your neck as his manicured nails dug into your thighs,

Just Ace and you fascinated at seeing the other in pleasure

bro i gotta stop smoking it makes me come up with shit that I nEED to turn into a fic one day

[ladylazrus]

[thatcrazymind]

If you want to break my cold, cold heart

Just say, 'I loved you the way that you were'

If you want to tear my world apart

Just say you've always wondered

[fakeweeb12]

I'm sick so I started watching Fantasy High and I am obsessed

I have to stop myself from reading the wiki and looking at fanart because I know I will spoil the whole story for myself but oh god I love them so much

[marinerainbow]

Poppy as Princess Peach has invaded my brain... I will not make this an AU, I will not make this an AU, I will not make this an AU-

[cheshire-creeper]

Greed (by Patrick Stump), Buddy Holly (by Weezer), Bang the Doldrums (by Fall Out Boy), Whales (by Hail Mary Mallon), Turn the Lights Off (by Tally Hall), Disappear (by Motion City Soundtrack), and Karkalicious are all the samples used in this mashup. What's the main track? What's the instrumental? Well...

I have never watched the simpsons (also this might be technically an orzhov mashup? who knows at this point)

[pardonmydelays]

it's literally nine in the morning and i'm going insane already

[yoonnamjin25]

Still thinking about how ambiguous Arthur's response is.

On one hand, we can interpret it as if Arthur, once again, has lost his faith in himself as ruler of the land so he's like "actually it doesn't matter if I live or die, Camelot's situation won't change: my people will be fine either way. With or without me".

But on the other hand, he's also kind of telling Merlin that he don't letting him die and wanting to help him to save his life doesn't change the fact that he just ruined them and everything they had with all his lies and deceiving so he should stop trying to win him back with his heartfelt phrases because Arthur's stance won't change as he will keep on wanting him lo leave him alone.

On both cases, my heart ends up broken.

[bunnygirl678]

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[velvetstrorm]

"what happened to you... freak?"

remus having a secret slytherin girlfriend aka my head going off on a tangent as usual

[devilsanddarlings]

Ok, but what if I added more Teen Wolf muses? 👀

[corvids-corner]

Just caught my gay ass thinking “he’s cute *and* he likes birds?! 🫢” 💀

[nvuy]

that’s very interesting as i see his piercings as a consequence of disobedience from the family, like a three strike sort of thing.

also because his ‘spikes’ as sparkle so nicely calls them, look more like nails than anything. then we get into religious themes, jesus christ is nailed to a cross, yada yada.

“sunday is soooo uptight” “sunday is sooo proper and professional” “sunday is super duper religious” but if, in the safety of his bedroom, his partner offered him an inhale of their half finished cigarette, he would hesitantly put it in his mouth.

don’t get me wrong, he’d splutter and choke. he’d absolutely hate it, and he’d brush his teeth five times afterwards.

but if it makes you happy, he’d gladly smoke from your cigar again and again until the poison fills his lungs.

[hypewinter]

Bruce was busy sweet talking yet another heiress at the gala when he felt a tug at his suit. He looked down to see a child very reminisce of his own brood.

The child looked up at him with big blue eyes and asked, "Do you have games on your phone?"

[spacemancharisma]