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The red soldier is getting/is married. He is probably planning on making a child army, to defeat the Blues! How ever will thee recover?
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NO STRONG AMERICAN SOLDIER COULD BE DEFEATED BY CHILDREN!
OF COURSE THE ENEMY SOLDIER WOULD WANT A CHILD ARMY! HE IS NOT A TRUE PATRIOT!
#sorry to break this to you anon#but given the lead poisoning#solly probably won be having any kids#even small amounts can cause infertility#are we on ask 7?#7/10#hes still small#for three more asks#he will be normal by tomrrow hopefully#and if all goes well for him#he wont get larged#or shrunk again#or Magiced in some other way#hoepfully#anyways blu soldier is also lead poisoned#he may seem#slightly smarter#but hes not#hes just stupid in different#ways#soldier answers#soldier speaks#anon ask#solly mention#purple square anon
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“AITA for Wanting to Kill My Entire Team Because I Want to Prepare for My Med Exam?”
— Mr.Foxtrot, contemplating on how many bodies equated to years he’d spent in prison.
#my tag#Mr Foxtrot Uniform#sorry scout now is a 70’s equivalent to a tiktok kid#tf2 oc#tf2 oc medic#tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress two#source filmmaker#sfm#tf2 sfm#sfm art#sfm poster#tf2 solly#team fortress 2 soldier#tf2 soldier#tf2 scout#team fortress 2 scout#tf2 engineer#team fortress 2 engineer#honorable mention: spy#medic tf2#tf2 medic#medic team fortress 2
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DOING THIS BECAUSE MY G/T BUDDIES ARE EHEEHEHHE :D
pocket and their relationships with their co-workers:
(relationships might have changed from their original post)
scout: literally the yapper and the listener. will hang out with the boy when things have been too quiet for too long. will listen to him go on and on and on about miss Pauling, the enemy team, how much he hates spy, how he's hungry and wants to go out for food, how he doesn't know what to draw next and that he needs some better pens- just general stuff, and they just nod along to every word. usually goes out into town with him or just uses him as fast travel. both are actually really creative together since pocket will go out and find scraps of magazines or trinkets scout can use in his scrap book. team work baybeeeee. scout sees them as like his tiny older uncle/aunt thingy, because believe it or not, pocket actually has some authority over the boy, like jiminy cricket. if jiminy cricket had no voice. especially when it comes to think before you act. you do NYATT annoy heavy when he's just woken up to do the night shift.
soldier: pocket... pocket isn't really sure. i mean yea he's ok, a bit handsy and brash, and loud, but in a- charming way? i mean- they're not that big of a fan of him when he has his little episodes or mood swings, because then more than likely THEY will be his outlet. WILL out of the blue start bolting after them around the base no matter the situation. off day? MOVE THOSE LEGS! sleeping? UP AND AT 'EM SUNSHINE! getting dressed? NO TIME FOR THAT! GO GO GO!!! thinks he's helping keep them on their toes on this gravel hellscape of war, but its just causing them even more stress (and cramps in their legs OW-) will also kidnap pocket and explain some sudden delusional idea he came up with and drags them along with him, which pocket reluctantly allows (not that they really mind it anyway. they kinda dig the fact of how much of a wild card he is :3). sometimes insists on covering pockets back during matches, which often pays off. how nice! :3
pyro: he doesn't talk, they dont talk, perfect. pyro sometimes follows behind pocket like a lost puppy, going wherever they do. pocket doesn't mind the company. sometimes has to endure a few tea parties with them though and reluctantly let themselves be roughly dressed in (partially burned) doll clothes and sit for an awkwardly long time with them in their room as they play pretend. pyro handmade them a tiny house out of an old mint box the second day they arrived. pocket still uses it sometimes, even though they have their own room. its just a nice gesture y'know?
heavy: heavy usually doesn't allow pocket near him and makes up some excuse that he's ill or something. pretty believable with how pale his face goes and how shivery he gets. but after hearing some gossip from medic about his Microphobia, pocket understood, keeping their distance. but slowly over time came closer and closer after medic asked pocket to conduct some exposure therapy. now you could see pocket sat on the armchair of heavys seat as he reads his book, possibly explaining the story or going off on a tangent about how its written to them.
engineer: pocket and engie are like this 🤞fr fr. goes to him for anything and everything. usually hangs out with him after missions or on off days. weather that be tinkering in his workshops, helping him in the kitchen when making dinner, or even just lounging around with him in general. pocket looks up to him (no pun intended) as a farther figure and sticks with him during missions when they aren't entirely up for it. willingly a test subject for any crazy contraption the guy makes, weather that be a sentient smart kitchen, walking sentry girl bot thing, miniature rocket boots- you name it. one time engie made a growth ray to see if pocket would like being well- normal. hated it, threw up and got REALLY REALLY ill for some reason, the perspective change was NOT GOOD ON THEM. interesting for everyone though (but hahah turns out they were taller than engie HAHAAHHA). engie has since locked it away somewhere and forgor about it.
demoman: demos pretty fond of the wee fella in all honesty, like a... like aaa... like a pocket buddy! (how creative) sometimes snags them up subconsciously when hes drunk off his ass and just carries them around with him all night in his hand, rocking them side to side as he mumbles under his breath. its- yea a little weird, but no harm done in the end (except for that one time where pocket nearly became his "hangover cure".) he's always saying how much they remind him of the wee folk in his childhood stories and shows them pictures from his books. listens to him during his piano time, tapping their foot to the tune, flipping the pages for him, sometimes even trying their hand at it by hopping from key to key. pockets getting better at it slowly but surely! doing these little jazzy duets with demo.
medic: least favourite, but doesn't hate per say, just a bit jumpy with him. keeps scaring them and popping out of nowhere and grabbing them, cackling. its not like that can do anything about him, he's their co-worker! AND he's the one who found out that they're indestructible! so they're gratfull for him getting accurate and speciful results from him but... still though he just kinda freaks them out with that- huegehh- smile of his. but they can somewhat tolerate him. from afar. a good distance away. in another room. out of reach. Mabey with engineer as a meat shield.
sniper: both are socially awkward so they dont mind each others rare company at times. sometimes joins him, demo, and scout on their mini trips into the dessert. he's a little weird and freaks pocket out sometimes whenever they catch him eating bugs or roasting a gecko over a candle but i mean- we all got our quirks right? (tastes great tho) likes to scared pocket by laying traps around the base or telling them fun facts like "you know an iguana or something could eat you and we wouldn't know, right? pocket has a fear of animals. he knows this. it makes it so much fucking funnier when he pulls one of the fuckers out from behind his back or car seat. pocket usually gets back at him by cock-blocking him and demo. other than that they're just chill like that bro.
spy: barely ever interact really, aside from the few times spy lent a gentleman's hand in their time of need. pocket knows spy, and spy knows pocket. they acknowledge each other sure. spy sometimes keeps some of his "relaxation tobacco" spare for them when he notices they seem particularly Shakey.
bonus!:
entire blu team: out to get the fucking traitor
miss Pauling: doesn't know
admin: KNOWS
Archimedes: THE ULTIMATE SHOW DOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!!! *gets pecked to "death"*
wanted to do this cus @circushaven and @bluespace-skull did and i hav severe FOMO :')
#pocket merc#tf2 oc#team fortress 2#tf2 g/t#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 pyro#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 demoman#tf2 sniper#tf2 medic#tf2 spy#something between pocket and solly mabey idk ahah just playin im just playin ahaha but what if tho lol thats crazyyyy#LEMON DEMON MENTION???#implied swordvan
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|| Oops, it's a Crona Sketchy (Minecraft-sona) lmao
Something, something, kinda Herobrine, kinda dinosaur, 100% unstable, 100% nonchalant
Not sure why but traditional arting gets me in a real good mood lately. Nifty!
#let's not mention Crona is a videogame character and I could throw them into my Wreck-It Ralph brainrot business#y'all not ready for that lmao#I am not ready for that#it's all a coincidence#Crona was a glitchy funky creature even before I watched WIR#I am supposed to be obsessed with Minecraft and Herobrine and Dinosaurs#how the hell did Wreck-It Ralph Turbo come into play and immediately overshadowed that lmao#I am rambling in the tags#it's not even related#feeling energized lately#solly scribbles#minecraft#herobrine#my art#fun stuff
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Forgot I drew this a couple days back in between studying
First bit is my OC The Showman and Sniper (with mention of @nobidoodles oc ‘the Chef’ that I have yet to draw in a way that looks anywhere close to their quality, go check them out)
Second doodle is inspired this fucking screenshot that drove me to tears and reminded me of Engie
#team fortress 2#tf2 sniper#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 solly#tf2 fan art#my art#my shitty sketches#mention of oc that’s not mine#tf2 engineer#tf2 doodles
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Lovers Rock
an enjoltaire fic..
The dance was finally dying down, and as tradition holds, it's customary to hold a slow dance. Soon, the jazz died down, until a slow, amorous song began to play. Many of the Amis, and other goers coupled up, Joly leading Bossuet as he tumbles over his own feet, Courfeyrac forcing Combeferre. Many snagged their friends to dance. The only two remaining were Enjolras and Grantaire. Enjolras had been lingering around the whole dance, conversing about whatever he could. Grantaire was usually active and loud, keeping the energy up, but during the slow dance, he found himself alone. He glanced around, only seeing the fierce revolution leader, the man who made it clear he disdained, being the only other one alone. The leader, though, remained leaning against a wall, watching the crowd with scrutiny, he seemed almost lost in thought. Soon, Grantaire felt his face heat up, his head spinning as Enjolras began taking graceful, yet purposeful steps towards Grantaire. Grantaire stood, in his hand-me-down suit, one that wasn't even tailored to the man, but still fit him quite well, watching Enjolras, in a tailored and fitted suit with a red cravat tied around his neck as he approached. Soon, Enjolras stopped in front of him, not speaking a word, simply holding his hand out. A wordless request.
Grantaires world shattered in front of him, the surroundings seeming insignificant, he found himself frozen in response.
“May I have this dance, Grantaire?”
The simple words might have sent him into a frenzy right there, the sound of his voice falling from the mouth of this leader, was a new feeling. Something indescribable and yet something he yearned to feel more of.
“May you?”
Grantaire responded, his voice low and still confident as he finally took the other hand, immediately finding a hand on his hip as their fingers interlocked. Grantaire found himself struggling to stay focused, his mind going awry as they danced, thankfully keeping up with the others pace, the slow, yet pithy dance continued. The only few words were from Enjolras commenting on Grantaire's efficiency on keeping up, and a few heads up on the direction, as Grantaire had a reputation for getting confused on his lefts and rights, 'dyslexia' he always spoke.
The dance was coming to an end, the final measure began to play, and right before letting go, Enjolras pulled him close, spinning the cynic out onto the floor, the man twirling in a way that screamed they'd practiced this, before dipping the drunkard, a small, almost unseen smile on the leaders face as he let go of the man. Grantaire chuckled after, running a hand through his, at one point, neat curls, making them as messy as they always are.
The small chuckle seemed to echo as the orchestra continued, the music fastened, but not as jazzy as it was only moments prior. The hopeless and the hopeful continued to dance. The sight was almost unbelievable to anyone. The dance was calm, quaint, genuine. It wasn't filled with mockery, malice or sarcasm. The two men seemed to be having a good night with each other, something that, before this, seemed impossible to do with each other. Unfortunately, people started to say their goodbyes and farewells. Enjolras soon began to bid his farewells to Joly, Bossuet, Marius.. Then finally, a very disappointed Grantaire. A Grantaire who didn't want him to leave, one who's inebriated and still fun. A bold Grantaire who grabbed Enjolras by the waist when he came to say goodbye.
“Farewell, Grantaire.”
“Leaving to lift the sun, Apollo?”
“Something like that.”
The final song was dwindling, and right before Enjolras let go, he cupped the cynic's cheeks, pulled him down to his level, and pressed a firm, loving kiss to his lips. It lasted more than a moment, and when it ended, Grantaire nodded, his face flushed, a stupid, crooked smile on his face at the sudden action.
“Goodnight, Orestes.”
“Goodnight, Pylades.”
A smile, playing on the corners of Enjolras’ lips as he grabbed his coat from a maiden and exited the venue.
The hopeless found his hope.
#les mis#les miserables#enjolras#grantaire#enjoltaire#idk#fanfic#hate love#uhm#first fic post#first fic#enjolras les mis#grantaire les mis#red and green#ball#handmedown suit grantaire#enjolras being solly#first kiss#apollo mention#TAGGING IS HARD
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the fun thing about this series is that some characters have really absurd backstories which means i get to give my self insert some bullshit too. he loves phone more than god
#my art#🗃️#the decision to leave the convent was also part of their desire for control over their life that i mentioned before#since they were kind of ushered into it by their family [who were kinda poor + were already catholic so getting one kid to join a nunnery -#-> meant more food on the table for everyone else]#so they were just going through the motions until they were like [mr krabs voice] Wait a minute. i hate catholicism!#their split from the church was mostly amicable in its actual Event since they never became a full-on nun. just a novice!#however i do think it would be funny if they stole like a super old religious artifact from them that was like. straight from the vatican#jury's still out on that but since this franchise has a lot of comedy in it maybe they did#like a sacred blade or some bullshit like that. they use it to scare off merasmus#I SHOULD NOTE this wouldnt be like a serious story thing for them so much as like#funny anecdote that gets brought up once in a while like sollys raccoon sanctuary
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recent drawings from my sketchbook (the horrors)
#magnus vintriloquism#my art#sketchbook#ofmd#our flag means death#tma#the magnus archives#tf2#team fortress 2#self sona#jonathan sims#martín blackwood#(mentioned)#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#tf2 solly#stede bonnet#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#buttons ofmd
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Tee hee
Ur a
Homosexual
Soldier: What? You better speak louder than that, private!!
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 rp blog#soldier tf2#tf2 soldier#rp blog#soldier team fortress 2#i am bravely silent!! or not#tf2 solly#homo mention s#stop using the gaydar on me pls#pls i beg you cloudy
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Pacific Rim Au
lots of science party
The classic mercs are the first generation or Jaeger pilots who are largely retired/ taking up administrative positions due to age/ effects from the first generation of pilots.
dell/ engineer is in charge of the Jaeger program and the neural handshake helmet I don't remember the name of. He's made significant improvements to it and medic is there to both study the effects of the neural handshake helmet, Jaegers and general Kaiju knowledge.
They both probably have other people working with them/ under them but they largely work together.
due to their importance , neither are allowed to do any actual fighting. They would both love to be able to get in a Jaeger and try it out
Dell because he wants to experience the beauty of the machines. Medic because he wants to tests and experiences.
Dell finds himself staring up at the Jaegers when he can't sleep.
Medic and Engie spend a lot of nights talking and writing out equations and theories. Occasionally throwing around talks about what their Jaeger would be like if they could fight.
if/ when medic gets to study Kaiju organs and remains he's the Happiest. He almost doesn't look forward to the day they drive them off/ kill all the Kaiju because then he can't study them all
Is the most excited when a New one pops up. Will stay up all night watching and rewatching the fight footage. Studying how they fight. How they Exist.
Heavy and Zhana are piloting a Jaeger together. He was reluctant to let her join him but she insisted and proved herself capable.
They form a strong brother sister piloting duo. Although heavy is worried about the fact his sister is putting herself at risk with him and for him..he's proud of how strong she is as a warrior.
Solider and Demoman are piloting a Jaeger together. Although I think Solider and Zhanna should get to pilot together once
Spy and Scouts mom were a Jaeger duo. Scout knows spy is his dad and hopes to follow in his parents footsteps.
I don't know where sniper and pyro are in this. Maybe pyro is paired with sniper and or scout. Or pyro is working in the engineering department with Engie on a different project
I want Spy and scout to pilot together.
Maybe Pauling can pilot? Idk.
#tf2#team fortress 2#Pacific rim au#tf2 engineer#TF2 medic#TF2 heavy#TF2 Zhanna#I want to include Zhanna more#I'm not tagging solly and Demoman because they get one line of mentions#Scout and his parents get some mentions at the end too#I'm really proud of including them in this#Scouts ma as a pilot makes me happy#Let her fight
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Soldier! I think Demo's been cursed! He's speaking COHERENTLY!
dear god!
@meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy
DEMO! I COME WITH AN OFFERING IF SCRUMPY AND SARGENT MAIMS!
DID MERASMUS DO THIS?
#sorry for the @#demo mention#demoman mention#not me loosing track of my own tags#Solly doesn’t know#also 13/15#two more y’all#he’s almost a normal height!!!#solly speaks#solly answers#anonymous#anon ask
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Why does the enemy Soldier keep shrinking and growing?
#he thinks it’s some kind of attack plan#he doesn’t realize that the red team is just a mess#soldier speaks#solly mention
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“What did we learn today, Soldier?”
“My hungry ass could never be a medic.”
Bonus: sketch. I thought swiftwater spawnroom would look nice, alas sfm lost it (and I was too lazy to update files manually). Additionally, I had considered using the Janitor model, however, I altered my decision upon posing stage. Furthermore, although I initially intended to preserve the humorous ambiance, it was decided against it and instead I opted to portray more comical Solly and more reserved and professional Ludwig (sorry for OOC thing). Also I took great deal of inspo from CPR scene from The Office (“He has no wallet. I checked” got me :D). Also Heavy is reading “Crime and Punishment” (yeah banal) ((I have never finished reading it))
#my tag#tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress two#tf2 fanart#tw: gore#source filmmaker#sfm#sfm poster#sfm tf2#medic team fortress 2#team fortress 2 soldier#heavy team fortress 2#medic tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 archimedes#medic team fortress two#ludwig tf2#tf2 solly#tf2 heavy#honorable mention: scout#анекдот про патологоанатомов и гречку (еще тепленькую)
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This woman is a bloodhound
My housemate smells my lunch from ACROSS THE HOUSE and texts me
"what are you eating?"
"Quesadilla..?"
"I think I'll make myself one, smells good, it smells good"
Like it's not that weird it just feels quietly deranged am I losing my mind??
#personal#housemate mention#🌇#this is also exact quotes#not paraphrasing#☀️#i really need to think of a better tag for myself#solly stumbles in
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SAWBONES (chapter 3)
Yet more for you! And the plot thickens!
3: Meeting Again
Mid-October, 1962
Undisclosed R.E.D. complex in Western New Mexico
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Fritz sat with his pigeons roaming around him a little while, blowing deep exhales into his hands to cool down his tempers before making the great attempt at Getting a Healthy Amount of Nightly Rest. The uprooting was not so conducive to this—neither was the thought of the massive Russian. Helpful? Or merely tolerating; secretly watching for an error or a screw-up? He very much doubted any but the Mercier and their shadowy employer knew his full, bloody history, but that Mikhail seemed easily clever enough to put together whatever clues slipped out. Was a mercenary who got paid to mow down rival combatants really going to be that bothered..? Maybe. It would depend on the Heavy's principles, and Ludwig knew precious little about those. Regardless, the mere idea of the giant was also proving hard to regard with a calm heartrate.
The doctor scooped up one of the chunkier white pigeons and examined the creature's dark beady eyes as it cooed once then sat still. This one was probably also a male by the way it doted on one of its cohorts and occasionally displayed little bows to the other—and this one was also tamer and more affectionate towards humans. One of the older ones, one which had been handled and trained more.
"Susse Ding, you are…" Ludwig purred, and the chunky dove all but purred back as he stroked its head with his thumb. "Come on, to your roosts. Everyone follow… erm," Names! That was something to take his mind to an easier, less flustered place. "Hmm, vhat to call you… hoof… it's going to take a vhile. I hardly know ze whole gang of you!"
The ferocious little male fluttered over from a shelf top, landing with ease on Ludwig's head. Fritz giggled and tried to hold still with his shoulders hiking up involuntarily from pointy little pigeon toes against his scalp.
"Ach!" With his other hand, he scooped and had the feistier bird step up. Standing with a fluffy white dove in each hand, the doctor made certain to deposit each into separate cages, watching as the respective two mates of the birds flew in to join them. "Vell, you two might be easier… ah, ja, and you, little one!" With more care, Fritz approached the sickly bird and offered a flat palm to hop up on—which it did after a few head tilts and contemplative burbles.
"Poor thing…" He smiled with a tint of worry as he recalled the state of this runty dove when he'd first discovered their cramped release crate. Barely moving, eyes crusty, nares crusty, certainly hadn't been able to preen in at least a week—and nearly crowd-crushed under the eleven larger, healthier, panicky pigeons in the stuffy box. With careful feeding, careful drip-dosing of electrolytes and antibiotics, and a separate box with heat lamp and fan keeping the air perfect for the sick bird, it finally had flapped its wings again, started eating and bathing on its own.
"Lazarus!" Fritz whispered gleefully, "Back from ze dead. Ja, zat's fitting for you." He set the little dove in the cage with the fatter, calmer male, "You like zhis name, ey?"
Lazarus let out a brief, squeaky coo, stretching its neck upwards and settling its footing more comfortably. Pigeons generally didn't have much knowledge of Abrahamic religious references, whether Old or New Testament, but it seemed content enough, and the sound was distinct enough for a pigeon to start learning meant me, the bird in a hurry.
One or two at a time, the medic herded the birds into one of the two cages—needing to bait a few in with millet seeds for the most timid—and finally latched the enclosures shut. Unlike with parrots, cockatiels and the like there wasn't much need to shade the cages overnight with a cover. The doves benefitted from traces of light and the air flow much more. Him too, he realized as he ripped off his necktie and tugged off his boots.
And once the lights were off he found it hard to bother with much else, and flopped onto the bed like a stricken corpse. With a few last, bleary twitches Fritz plucked off his glasses and set them down on the side-table before the pure exhaustion clonked him over the head.
The easiest sleep in a while.
Dreams—which he wandered through ambivalently, eyeballing scenarios as they caught his interest—were the usual chaos: Pigeons flocked, blood seeped out of storm drains, and the vague specters of people faded in and out along his path. Trees morphed out of the ground and the clouds sped overhead. He found Ms. Pauling casually sat next to the decapitated body of a man in a suit on a park bench. Was that...? Ah yes. The illicit businessman from three weeks ago, generous source of the two kidneys and the stock of bone marrow tissue in the frozen storage. A shame the head wasn't viable. He'd been considering a new idea or two for testing that new life support setup…
As it usually did the dreams all faded to a mush and meld of colors, sounds, and sensations after a while.
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Time snapped forward, though of course it was some hours later. His whole body seemed to be exceedingly dried out and slowed down—and the doctor's eyes cracked open to the sight of blurred sunlight streaking in through the tiny, single window above the bed. He kneaded over them with a displeased groan which became happily echoed by nearly a dozen coos, twenty-four black beady eyes all locked-on and begging for seed goodness.
They followed him even through the whole process of becoming more passably human for the day—fresh shirt, glasses cleaned, and hair preened into an untangled state, blended neatly into the short back and sides. He clicked his tongue to the birds with a weary smile and opened their cages; they all crowded up to be the first to the little piles of food.
"Ak—Raus—" he scolded the feisty one and his mate as they bit at his fingers, "You are not supposed to want Fleisch, you silly birds… zhere's more zhan enough seeds, shh, patience!"
Eventually, the dozen creatures were contented and spread out, pecking away at their seed mixture, and the doctor bid them farewell for now as he set his mind to his other duties of the morning. Breakfast was a pleasant surprise as it appeared someone had been up earlier to receive a resupply, and many things were restocked in the once-barren fridge. With a fresh bagel in one hand, he arranged a swivel chair over by the counter of petri dishes and slides, beginning to parse through the results as coffee woke him up more fully.
"Let's see…" He leaned over the assortment of chemical-laced serum and blood solids, clicking on an additional bright white lamp. Iron levels, vitamins, overall lack of reaction showing any toxins of heavy metals… It was all coming back normal and healthy. He narrowed his eyes down through the humming microscope, and Ludwig noted again that the first stained serum slide showed overwhelming lack of any foreign bacteria or compounds hinting at infection. He slipped it out and traded in the slide of deep pink-brown red cell matter, ticking on some measurement markers as he zoomed out slightly. The density seemed… healthy. All good. No obvious malformations that had been overlooked either.
Somehow, though, he kept looking back harder. Something felt wrong, he knew, but all he could make out was the flood of lovely little cells, frozen in time in their stasis on sterile glass.
Perhaps the serum slide would be more clear, he thought, not missing that inherent pun. Adjusting the magnification once more, Fritz began to count by the measure the average density of the platelets, the white cells, all seeming to be quite normal counts—
—Wait.
"Was zur Hölle ist das?" Almost as soon as the mutter left his lips he hunched over further in renewed focus, and his eyes landed on the oddity… It was a white blood cell, a lymphocyte to be specific. But wait… was it, really? No—not anymore. The doctor's spine briefly chilled from low all the way to the nape of his neck in a moment of recognition before he forced a professional aura back over himself. The more he looked about, the more of the irregular cells started to pop out of the matrix; two more clumped there, one hiding behind a more normal specimen, three more on the edge of view. It was not terribly many anomalies, overall, but the very presence of them was horrific enough.
The presence of these meant a now very short list of things were possible. None of them were very good possibilities. Several were catastrophic ones. That he had been left waiting, with these nasty little monsters floating around in him…
He had to get Conagher back in here. Now.
To… do what, exactly? Couldn't biopsy anything if he couldn't track something down to biopsy—he'd want CT images to find something, ultrasound imaging to narrow it down—the CT scanner was still boxed up in a six-foot by four-foot crate—tucked behind the previously installed X-ray machine which he wasn't even sure functioned—and his biopsy equipment still packed in another crate—and—and—
Dr. Ludwig bolted up, jaw setting in determination. In order to help their engineer, he'd need to seek out the help of the Russian goliath. Adjusting his glasses higher over the upper bump of his nose, the medic shot out through the double doors and set off on his hunt.
After a minute of search, it occurred to Ludwig that he did not know where much was in this base. Aside from his own quarters, the main restroom area closest to it, the Medbay and the kitchen he had scarcely been elsewhere. He had no idea where he could find the Heavy Weapons guy… much less the Engineer once he had the set-up that man needed ready.
He had to find someone he could ask.
Now, who did he know here so far?
…Almost no one. The two he needed to find. That inscrutable Ms. Pauling. The spy, Herr Mercier? But he hadn't seen the man in his whole one and a half days on site at all. There was the extraordinarily drunk Scotsman, that Tavish DeGroot, but Fritz doubted he was going to be awake yet. Or functional.
Who else? Who else was there? That couldn't be it; there were definitely more people left from the older employ, and more recent additions like himself. Had to be. Had to—
WHUMP!
In his feverish fretting he had not been paying attention to the entrances lining the corridor, and in a dizzying crash the medic collided with an equally large (though shorter and stouter) man. The doctor, distracted, tumbled backwards onto the floor with the newcomer stumbling and tripping over his feet until he landed painfully on top of Ludwig…
"Ach!"
"Urf!"
The next twenty seconds were a dazed blur of vicious grappling—initiated by the stranger upon the split-second realization that he didn't recognize whoever was underneath him, but reciprocated right away by the doctor's self-preservation instinct. Fortunately for his attacker, Ludwig had the mindfulness to understand that his "foe" was more than likely an ally. A confused ally.
A… confused and very strong ally. Who was currently trying to secure a grip around Fritz's throat. He was only barely fending off being throttled by wedging one bent knee upwards and lifting the man's abdomen away with the help of one arm barring across his chest—the other hand squeezing into the little space left between his attacker's mitts and his own carotid arteries.
"Nng—ach—STOP IT, bitte!" Ludwig managed to wheeze, and the man seemed to slacken from processing the request for a few seconds before his broad jaw set again into an even more suspicious expression.
"Enh!?" The man, in a surge of greater strength, took full grasp over the medic's neck and shook poor Ludwig around until white stars flashed in his vision. He stopped as soon as he'd started, danke Gott, but pressed his face in closer and grew set on a less violent but infinitely more hostile interrogation: "Speakin' Deutch?! In my base? How'd a Kraut get in here? Who sent you? Who's your commanding officer?!"
"Vh-vhat?" Ludwig was bamboozled—caught between trying to parse what the man was saying, what the man was doing, and still trying to let his brain stop battering around. "C-commanding..? No, no, I'm ze base's medic. I'm a colleague!"
"You don't look like our medic!" The man barked overtop of Fritz's feeble attempts to explain, "And I know for a fact he don't speak German!"
"Dumkopf..!" The doctor pushed back suddenly, forcing the man to cut off and focus on not getting bucked off or even flipped into the defensive position. "I'm ze new medic! I vas hired only this week! Your old medic died, you idiot—you don't remember?!"
The man grunted, with physical effort as well as the mental effort of what Fritz said dawning on him: "Oh. Right." He scowled down at the doctor and matched his irritation with skepticism, smoothly launching back into his main "problem": "But I'm not gonna be fooled that easily you sly potato-eater! How long have you been infiltrating as an American!? What's your unit! Which of those little Nazzie snake bastards do you report back to, enh?! Bormann? Mengele?!"
Ludwig glared into the shadows cast by the fellow's helmet, right into eyes which were somehow both intense and vapid; he had finally had it, and growled out low and murderous: "I have been living in ze United States for ze past eight years, und I have not done zhis lightly. I haven't been reconstructing American fucking organs und American fucking skeletal systems to be associated vith… zhose…" Giving up on trying to peel the man's hands off, Ludwig instead snatched the army jacket's lapels in both hands and gave him a taste of his own concussive medicine. Yanking him in while still dizzied and surprised, he added with a sinister smirk, "Und for your information, Bormann and Mengele have been long dead. I saw to zat myself," He glanced down to where the man's arms were still pinning him, "And, if you vould kindly stop compressing my trachea, perhaps sometime I could share all ze gory details vith you."
The man took a long pause. He… seemed to need to do so for anything which required much cognition. Well… besides honing in on someone's weak-spots mid-brawl.
"…Oh." With an agility Ludwig appreciated, the man recoiled back and sprung to his feet as if burned before stooping with a palm offered to help him up, "Sorry about that, comrade—can't be too careful about secret Paperclip Nazzies and Communist spies. Welcome to the team!" *1
"Ach…" After slight hesitation, the medic took the offer and got to his feet swiftly. He nodded, massaging at the twinges still fading from around his throat, "Wunderbär… I am sure we will get along svimmingly. So long as you try to avoid strangling me in ze future."
"Will do!" The man saluted. Fritz blinked. Something about that gesture, the gung-ho nature of it…
"Hold on... You seem familiar," He tilted his head, "have we met before somevhere..?"
"We have!" He was still saluting, "We collided into each other in the hall before!"
"Er… well, I meant before zhat."
"I would not know! I need to know someone's name to remember it!" The man gave a sharp nod to emphasize the quandary he faced, the helmet shifting over his brow, "My name is Jane Doe, American soldier!"
Er…" the doctor blinked. He adjusted his glasses and looked hard at that familiar jawline, slightly crooked nose, and what little he could make out of those light brown eyes, "…Wait… Doe? Doe!"
Fritz's face split into a wide grin—excited, joyful, and even a bit awed. All of which this soldier stared unmoving and unblinking at; it wasn't clear if he was stunned speechless, still trying to recall if this medic was a stranger or not, or simply in a holding pattern waiting for Ludwig to finish his interjection: "It is you! I knew zat gutsy attitude from somevhere! Doe! It's me, Doctor Fritz Ludwig!"
"…Neat!" Jane Doe mirrored the doctor's smile though with less clarity about why he was smiling, "I used to see a doctor named Fritz Ludwig during the war!"
"You… ahah, mein Freund—I am ze doctor named Fritz Ludwig," the medic couldn't handle the exchange any longer with a straight face, and opened his arms wide to invite a companionly hug. The soldier slammed into the embrace willingly, but still seemed a little puzzled. "It has been a long time—it's me, remember? It vas… hmmm… 1948 last I saw you! Come on, at ze lab I had outside of Breslau?"
"Wait… you're the same doctor..?" It was almost a believable possibility that the medic could see the flashes of a few neurons firing behind the soldier's squinted eyes as the holes in his memory were bridged. Slow as molten molasses, a grin even broader and goofier than what Fritz could accomplish spread over his face, "Heeeey… yes, now I remember! Ha ha! That's right—we met both running down the same Nazzie bastard in the hills. Ahh, I can still see the priceless look on his face when he got my grease-gun's bullets in one side, and your crossbow's arrow in the other! 1945! Easiest year for a good Nazzie-hunt!"
The two cackled happily, caught up in delightful (if morbid) nostalgia for a moment. Those were the beginnings of the better years for the doctor, and the starting point of where it really felt like one or two madcap vigilantes could make the permanent difference in the world—where Ludwig's mortal enemies were the ones running scared to as many remote corners as they could. Instead of him needing to skulk and survive on in the taken-over Bavarian bunkers, vastly outnumbered. One more crazy bastard as a friend made all the difference.
"Ohohoh—you vere an incognito Schutzstaffel officer's nightmare! It vas such fun to finally have someone around who felt ze same way about zhose Schweinhunds…" Fritz giggled and gave the soldier a playful thump on the shoulder. He gave this unexpected old companion a more dedicated look-over and marveled at what he was finding. If Doe had been formidable before, his chest was now twice as broad and barreled—his stance twice as tough and sturdy. The doctor smirked and hummed with appreciation, "Und just look at you! You look fantastic!" He lowered his volume, glancing to each side before asking, "So… all ze procedures are still vorking out for you?"
"Thanks, doc!" Doe puffed up at the compliments, "I gotta hand it to you, you sure can pick out a great pair of testicles!"
"Aheh—er—heh," Dr. Ludwig could not help but buckle over a bit to contain the urge to crack up. This "soldier" hadn't changed much in twelve years—and to hear him say that in the stereotypical Army Sergeant's bark he loved to speak in was surreal, "Danke Shön, Doe. I am glad zhey're working out for you." He dropped back a step—still admiring his "work" in a sense, before carrying on, "I honestly wasn't expecting to see you here! Well, I assumed you vould be back in ze States sooner or later, but a mercenary in ze desert?"
"Pays great, doc—and I get to keep doin' what I do best."
"Ah… kill bastards?"
"Yessir," His cheerful grin faded somewhat into a rueful skew. "Also I would otherwise be wanted for extradition to seven different European countries by the Un-American swine in charge of the Fibby…"
"Ze… 'Fibby'…?" Oh, right. That. At least, he assumed this was to do with the post-'45 killings. Not something to really be held against Doe—Fritz had done the same, and more vindictively. It would shock those of the younger generations to know how many business leaders, mayors, even on-duty military in Germany and the former occupied nations were people who had willingly signed-on, threw their tacky Roman salutes, and hailed Der Fuhrer—and remained so years after. Some still. More quietly, lest their houses become vandalized by the less bloodthirsty citizenry who still had their kindness and sanity about them. But all that most of the citizenry would know, or witness, was a young Doe gleefully bludgeoning a Polish town councilman to death with a spade.
…But what the fuck was "Fibby?" Wait… "F"…. Ah.
F.B.I. Or, as Doe pronounced it, "the Fibby." Fritz gave the soldier an understanding look and gestured outward at the hall.
"I see, I see… vell, I would love to catch up some more but ze reason I ended up bumping into you was because I was looking for ze team's Heavy Weapons' expert—Mikhail, ja?" He raised his brows hopefully, "He offered to help me vith some of ze heavier equipment in ze Medbay and, erm… I seem to need him soon zhan expected!"
"Sputnik?" Doe perked up, and despite the blunt and possibly offensive nature of the nickname his tone was quite friendly, "Th' big fella?"
"Aheh. Zat sounds like him, alright."
"It's a Saturday morning… No assignments… No holidays or upcoming birthdays… hmmmm…" Doe scratched his chin stubble and computed out loud. It would not have surprised Fritz to hear little clunks and gears clicking with the solid ten seconds it took to finally arrive at any conclusion: "Aha! There's three possible places for the Ruskie to be at this time of day! One—kitchen!"
"Afraid I already checked there, und there vas no sign of him."
"Second-most-likely is the Heavy Ordinance Armory! I can let you in!"
"Zhat makes sense…" the medic nodded before looking this way, then that way with an uncertain air, "So… where is zhis Armory?"
With an eager salute, Doe led him back down to the 1st floor and to the opposite side of the complex; one this side of the base all the facilities related to combat and business were concentrated, including the different armories, surveillance center, an indoor shooting range and the small office appointed to Ms. Pauling's use (when she was ever in). Within the armory specifically for the larger and/or more explosive weaponry there was no sign of Mikhail. There was, however, a sturdy stand set up against one wall with an equally sturdy, gleaming contraption of spinning barrel, gas canister, and belts of immense rounds unlike any the medic had seen. The minigun lacked all form of anchors for mounting to a Jeep or an aircraft, but it did have a couple of thick steel handles that implied this beast was hand-held. *2
"Mein Gott…" Dr. Ludwig took a few cautious steps towards the well-oiled machine. "I don't see him, but… is zhis his gun..?"
"I wouldn't touch it, doc. Sputnik's veeeery picky about who gets to handle Sascha!" Doe winced and massaged a couple of knuckles as an addition to the warning, "He broke my hand about it once. Made a quick study outta me for damn sure."
"…Oh."
"Yep."
"…So, vhere else could he be?"
"The third option," the soldier's train of thought restarted and joined its former track with unusual fluidity, "is that he's in the gym around the corner."
"Zhis way?"
"A—ffirmative!"
From the echoes of faint metal clanks escaping the double-doors into the gym, someone was inside the facility at least. Cracking one door open, the medic peeked in and scanned the sparring mats, the punching bags, the various weight machines and the small door leading off to showers—and was interrupted as Doe shoved that door completely open and forced him inside with a stagger ahead of the soldier. The clangs paused. Mikhail, gigantic and shirtless, was holding his mid-life pose on a lats machine and eying the trespassers. The doctor cracked a grin of pure nerves—especially as he noticed the stack of weights eight-high being held aloft per arm without breaking a sweat.
With one final clunk! The behemoth relaxed the grips of the machine in a smooth motion before retrieving a small cloth and wiping over his brow in an almost dainty manner. Tucking it away, he leveled a steely look at the two of them, one brow raising.
"Is problem?"
"Doc was looking for you! And I have brought him to you!" Doe barked overtop of the first syllables of Ludwig's fluttery greeting—in such complete, oblivious exuberance, "I consider my duty fulfilled! Now I am going back to my barracks so I can remember what I left my barracks for." Turning on his heel with rugged face already screwing up in intense concentration, he marched out as a whirlwind of noise and distraction.
The quiet that remained under the low hum of one of the fluorescent tube lights malfunctioning was almost overwhelming, alien. The Heavy scratched at his chin but otherwise seemed to take the behavior in stride.
"Aheh."
"So you met Doe, eh?" Mikhail's mouth twitched into a flicker of an amused smirk, which the doctor promptly missed.
"Oh! Ja, we… had a chance to catch up zhere!" Ludwig chuckled. Mikhail's brow raised even higher:
"Doktor has… met Doe before?"
"It's been a while, but ja! You know, back vhen I was in Europe. Long, long time ago," Dr. Ludwig's stance tightened, recalling that… unsavory line of questioning last night and praying this would not invite repetition, "Seeing him against is… interesting. He is a lot, as alvays!"
"Mmrh," Mikhail nodded in agreement, swiftly dodging around the potential to wrestle the doctor's wartime affiliation from him. It was not something that seemed such a good idea to address even subtly so early and poison their morning—especially since the medic seemed a dangerous sort when pushed. As deadly as him. After all, he'd been hired on to the same team, "So… you need me for what?"
"Ah! Yes, I, eheh, I have run into somezing which means I must expedite ze unpacking process, and, aheh—"
"You need expertise of giant man, Да?" The Heavy cut down the bush Ludwig was beating around, and with a grateful smile the doctor nodded and loosened his shoulders.
"Ja—I need to have ze CT scanner up und running today. At least zhat," He frowned, thinking of what else he knew was available to get to the bottom of Dell's frightening blood panels. "Mh, und ze ultrasound and respiratory support terminals while we're at it…"
"Hmph! Am warmed up already. Take me to machines and I will move them wherever."
"Sehr gut," Dr. Ludwig was relieved to see the massive mercenary sweeping the casual cotton undershirt from where it was hung over a chair close by and tugging it on as he followed the medic out into the hall. He didn't need bearish, unclothed torso as an added distraction with the other worries running through his mind…
As the two neared the Medbay facilities, the Heavy Weapons guy spoke again, startling him with sudden curiosity:
"Why is Doktor so urgent about this?"
"Oh?" Fritz held one of the double doors wide open, "V-vhy do you ask?"
"You are team's Doktor," Mikhail shrugged, "If the Doktor worry, then someone on team is sick, Да?"
"W-well…" Ludwig shuffled to stand in front of the waiting area's counter and the petri dishes of stained samples still laid out all over it, hoping he either blocked view of this evidence or that the giant was not well-versed enough in non-Cyrillic alphabets to quickly make sense of the initialed scribbles. "Aheh… not necessarily!"
"Hmmph…" Something told Fritz he was either not convincing, or that Mikhail's powers of deduction far outstripped any of his expectations. Probably both. Almost certainly both.
"Ah," he sighed, moving over to the crate longer than he was tall still shoved into one of the corners, "To be honest… I prefer keeping my patient's issues more private. Well, at least until I am at zhe stage of doing somezing about them." *3
"Oh." Mikhail's eyes widened a fraction before giving the fidgeting doctor an additional once-over. "Hm. Is good idea."
Not long after, the giant was peeling off the top slat of the crate containing the new CT scanning apparatus as if it were balsa wood before turning the box gently to its side so the 130-kilogram block could be eased out to the floor without risking damage. The doctor assisted as best he could, though it was obvious any physical contribution he was making barely made up twenty percent of the effort needed; most of what he was needed for was to make certain the devices were the right way up and to direct Mikhail in placing each component close to the needed ports and outlets for them to function. Within an hour, four crates had been torn down and the CT scanner, the primary ultrasound, the heavy series of respiratory life support pump terminals, and a large vitals-monitoring terminal which the OR space had somehow done without until his arrival. Ludwig slumped back against a wall with a flutey, satisfied sigh, wiping sweat from his temples from the exertion.
"Hoo… Zhat should be plenty for now."
The Russian goliath dusted himself off, rolling one hefty shoulder despite not being at all challenged by sliding the chunky machinery about. The doctor was briefly too tired-out to notice the larger man leaning over the waiting area's counter, peering down at the veritable flock of petri dishes and slides. Deciphering the initials scrawled in Doctor-ese over their labels.
"You let Mikhail know when need more help," he turned back to the medic as he finally found the energy to stand upright again.
"Oh, danke, zhat would be amazing!" Ludwig's face split into his signature grin, just a hint of giddiness creeping in alongside his friendly tone. "I appreciate vhat you've done already, of course. Hoo…" he leaned against the wall again, "I zhink I need to get some water…"
"Hm. I go with you." The Heavy let his new colleague make his way to the hall ahead of him, "After, you want me to tell engineer to come here if I see him?"
Dr. Ludwig's shock was palpable—not only his eyes springing wide but his spine shooting up straighter than ever. "Vha—oh?"
"Conagher is good friend." Mikhail explained as the pair came to a halt outside the infirmary. "Been getting sick for long time now. Was obvious he try to go to doktor. Once team have one."
"Ah," Fritz relented, and as they kept walking, continued in a low, secretive tone, "I suppose it was very obvious, zhen… If you do see him today, let him know his tests are ready, und I vill meet him to explain vhat I found. And, ah, also, could you keep it between you two, ey?"
"Да." The way the colossus nodded was more reassuring. At the fridge's water dispenser Mikhail filled up a glass and handed it back to Ludwig before acquiring one for himself. Leaning on the half-wall, the doctor rehydrated gratefully until the larger man spoke again:
"…So you are Doktor which Doe speaks about?"
"Hm?"
"Now I get," the corners of his eyes creased—playful and with just a touch of fierce appreciation, "Heheh! Да, of course Doe would remember you eventually. He says many, many things about the Doktor in war, when he first went to kill evil men!"
"Oh—all good zhings, I hope?" Fritz chuckled. This shift was supremely welcome; it set him at ease.
"Very good things. He say meeting you was great thing for life—made better man of him," The titan peered aside with an amused though slightly baffled smirk before glancing back and winking, "Doe is not good with explain smartly this thing even when trying, but I figure out what he mean by this in not much time."
"Ohoh—he certainly still has zhat unique way of going about things," His brow knitted softly as a thought surfaced, "Though… some zhings are a little different now which trouble me…"
"Hmm?"
"Well, he had some trouble recognizing me," Ludwig paused to finish his water, "Vhich I find a little concerning if he was talking about us working together so much."
"Mm, that is recent problem," Mikhail shook his head in almost parental disappointment before pointing to the faucet over the sink. "When he join team years ago he ignore warnings. Kept drinking from old well… It is… not good."
Ludwig cast a worried look to the glass he's just emptied before being reassured by the hulking tank of imported water atop the fridge setup—very clearly not connected to the well Mikhail spoke of. "Oh, sheisse…"
"We get him to stop now, but damage is done," the giant sipped daintily and squinted, "Had to tell him well was poisoned by Communist spy, but at least he stop drinking lead…"
"Aheheh—I-I shouldn't laugh at zat..!" Ludwig doubled over for a moment, carefully setting the glass down on the island once he was stable, "Oh, vhy not. It's funny."
"Да," Mikhail cracked the subtlest of smirks. He collected both empty glasses and preemptively added them to the sink basin before idly cracking a few of his knuckles (which Fritz was intrigued by; the casual movements of the gigantic fingers natural, smooth, and niggling at something familiar in the back of his mind), "Later you will share some stories?"
"Oh," Ludwig blinked, slowly smiling, "certainly!"
"Very good. But now is time I get back to gym. Not done with legs."
"Ah, lebe wohl then!" Ludwig waved him off, trying to resist getting a glimpse of the legs in question as the hunk of muscle made his way to the hall. Unsuccessfully.
Mein Gott, no wonder he wanted to maintain that as well as he could. Ludwig leaned on the kitchen island with his elbows and bit his lip. Very nice!
The responsible, professional voice in his head angrily reminded him that this ass was not the one on the line—stop getting distracted, Dumkopf, and get to the game plan regarding your patient. Right. Dell would certainly bump into either Mikhail or Doe sooner or later in the day; Fritz tried to focus on how to break the news as he strolled back to the Medbay. It was best to not cause the engineer to panic before he even had a chance to lay out the possibilities—bad and worse—and get to how to narrow these down even more.
He sat at the stool in front of the petri dishes—spotlighted still by the bright lamp—and tried to still the quivers. Once he knew the Enemy, he knew he would be far less worried. The erratic white blood cells and their source would be found out and made to pay, sooner or later. He just needed more information. For now, he had to wait.
Fuck. The waiting was the worst.
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Two hours later. Fritz had been cleaning the O.R. and the recovery area to avoid exploding with the anxiety. Fucking black-market diazepam was being a lazy arschloch at the worst time. Thankfully, the black-market haloperidol was still being a saint to him, so the only effects the added stress were piling on was the odd vague movement of shadows and the meekest sense that someone nearby was whispering a syllable or two from across the infirmary. Even the hallucinations were reluctant to cross him when he was this keyed up. *4
He heard the double doors into the waiting area swing open and all but leapt into the shared corridor to meet the newcomer. He ducked to the handwashing station along the back wall and called out: "Ein moment! Be right zhere!"
"No problem, doc," by that Texan drawl it was exactly the man Fritz was hoping for, and by his tone he was probably not nearly as much a nervous wreck as the medic. "I'll just sit tight here."
Dr. Ludwig scrubbed himself down, all the way to the elbows. No telling what he might need to do, or how soon, after further tests…
Once done, he stepped into the waiting area and greeted Dell as warmly as he could manage without sounding manic. The engineer smiled and seemed none the wiser.
"So, did you find somethin' to tell me?"
"Ja, I vanted to let you know as soon as I could," Dr. Ludwig sat in a chair across from Conagher, "It is mostly good news! Though, I did find somezing vhich could narrow down what has been giving you problems."
"We-ell, alrighty then!"
"You seem… happy to hear zhis," Ludwig was taken aback.
"Darn right!" Dell flashed an almost frenzied, vindictive smile, "You don't know how sweet it is to know I was right that somethin' was off. So gimme th' good news first, doc!"
"Ah… Very well!" Dr. Ludwig shook off the surprise and found his usual bedside manner again—"The toxicology screen I ran came out clean, you have no deficiencies and a very healthy range of blood cell counts. Und I found no signs vhatsoever of any systemic bacterial infection. Now, if I had found nussing in zhese tests I would suspect some sort of untreated viral infection, or some tissue damage from one. It vould be strange, but pneumonia or organ scarring can present strangely…"
"But you did find somethin'?"
"Vhen I studied your white cell panel I did notice a small number of abnormalities mixed in. This narrows down ze possibilities by quite a lot, you know!"
Dell Conagher's smug grin went slack, expression becoming blank.
"…And what're those possibilities, doc."
Dr. Fritz "Subtext-misser" Ludwig continued to lay out what he knew in his usual jovial voice: "Ze worst case scenario is zhat we have caught zhe earliest stages of a leukemia developing, though since ze concentration of abnormalities vas so low und your red cell counts didn't seem to be reduced, I find zat fairly unlikely."
"L—" Dell almost choked, "Leukemia?!"
"Zhe other possibility is some form of lymphoma has grown somevhere in you—possibly close to a major nerve which is being compressed and causing your fainting and intense headaches. In any case, I would need to run a few additional tests to determine which of zhese it is, and if it's a tumor, vhere it is."
"D-doc… leukemia? Tumor?!"
"Take it easy, mein Freund—catching it early makes all ze difference vith regards to effective treatment."
"Y' want me to take it easy?" Dell blustered, and instantly Fritz felt the tension created as if the air had been torqued up with one of the engineer's own wrenches. Sheisse. He had cocked it up somewhere already. He hadn't even gotten to the point of laying out what he needed to do next to confirm a diagnosis.
"Er, please, Herr Conagher—"
"Don't you pussyfoot around it, doc." Dell's lips twitched into a sneer, "Give it to me straight. You're tellin' me I had cancer all this time?"
"Ach, well…"
"Yes or no, doc." The engineer's fists had clenched, the work glove that always adorned his left squeaking and creaking with the vice-like grip. "Yes. Or. No."
"…Yes."
Fritz held his breath, feeling the internal cringe twist up his innards. His first instinct was generally to be very bluntly honest about things, which he had discovered often didn't go well in the medical field. Against all learned impulses, Dr. Ludwig chose to ditch the "normal" bedside manner standards and revert to what he would naturally say.
Which also seemed like what Mr. Conagher naturally needed to hear. The stout man took a deep breath, slouching heavily and running his bare hand over the contours of his face. A silent beat passed where Ludwig was tempted to speak… he held himself back.
"I reckoned it was somethin', but… I didn't reckon it'd be this bad…"
"Do you, er, need a moment, Herr Conagher?"
"Naw, doc. I need…" His head ducked over fully into his hands, "Hell, I dunno what I need. You'd know better'n me."
"Vould it… help you to hear zhat all cancer is not ze same?"
Dell peered back up again, lip twitching and not seeming convinced (though he hadn't gotten surly, or started another outburst). Here goes nothing!
"It isn't, you know. It is true ze word is not pleasant to hear. But many of ze types of tumors which cause these abnormalities in your tests are not nearly as serious an illness as something more, say, vital.
"I mean, a benign lymphoma isn't great to have, but it is nussing like a diagnosis of lung cancer. Or… somezing similar."
"…Yer sayin' that… I ain't on borrowed time?"
"Well, I would vant to confirm it with more specialized tests first, but… as far as I currently know your prognosis is good." Ludwig glanced over to the counter, and to the serum sample where the telltale signs had been found, "It was actually hard to find evidence of it at all. The frequency of abnormal cells was incredibly low."
"Ain't there a chance you made a mistake, then?" Dell's renewed perkiness at this possibility was a bit irritating, but Fritz thought it better to let him have it. It was close enough to optimism.
"Of course, zhere is a chance. But if I'm correct I want to be sure of vhat we are dealing with, and get you treatment as soon as possible."
"Right. More testin'," the engineer let out a resigned sigh, "Yer gonna need more blood, aren'cha…"
"I still have a leftover sample, so no!" Ludwig smirked, "I prefer to have a little backup—just in case another test or two is required." He smiled more warmly, "So no more sticking, at least not for a vhile."
"Whew…" The amount this engineer disliked that particular, prickly example of technology was palpable in the room. Adjusting his hardhat, Conagher seemed to have put himself back in working order as he probed further, "So what now, doc? Do I gotta be here for these extra tests?"
"Technically, no." Ludwig shook his head, "But before I confirm exactly vhat it is that's making you unwell, I vant to make it clear what more I might need from you. Including what treatment I could give you—from best-case scenarios down to ze vorst."
So Dell—his intellectual side returning in full—and his new doctor conferred. There was much to discuss. Mr. Conagher was a highly educated man, but none of his doctorates were specifically medical and most of the biological study he had was in service of the applied technological and physical sciences. Still, very little had to be simplified in explanation (which Fritz was quite impressed by, especially given the smaller man's simmering worry throughout).
It was highly unlikely that the strange lymphocytes the medic had discovered were spawned from a leukemia—but if it was, their sheer scarcity compared to normal "killer cells" would imply it had only been a development in Conagher's body for as long as the bizarre symptoms. It was blisteringly rare—and lucky—if so, since the doctor had scarcely heard of a leukemia being found and diagnosed less than six months from its silent onset. However, if this was leukemia, Dr. Ludwig made no jokes: He would attack this cancer. Aggressively. Kill it fast, before it had the chance to kill Dell. Chemotherapy options were now somewhat broad, so he had a lot of chemical cocktails to choose from; Radiotherapy was also an option, though Ludwig was less convinced this was worth the horrendous side-effects and he made this opinion quite known to Conagher. It would probably just be a trade-in system for tumors in the long run.
Either way, he made it apparent that he would insist Dell accept the newfangled procedure of bone marrow transplantation. Ideally, from a relative. Conagher didn't appear pleased at the mention of relatives, even though the medic did not try to ask if he had any around. *5
The probability these nasty irregularities—and all of its posse of symptoms—were not leukemia but a lymphoma was what the doctor considered far more likely. These tumors, swelling bulbously along the lymph system, could become lethal if left ignored. Two things were crucial: Speed of growth, and placement. Once tests confirmed if and what type of these tumors it was, then the growth's speed—and thus its aggressiveness—could be determined. A fast one was a bad one, apt to metastasize and spread itself into multiple awful lumps. A slow one was barely even a cancer.
Though, placement could make even the laziest lymphoma an ordeal. Since the cancerous cells were so sparse, Fritz theorized that Dell's problem could be a slow tumor—biding its time for years until its awkward position started pinching and pressing—causing ills its smaller, past self never could. Big tumors were always fools for interrupting blood flow, squashing nerves, even tightening airways, even if they otherwise did nothing else.
"So. I might just have the cancer equivalent of a couch potato?" Dell gave a soft laugh, and Fritz shrugged.
"I suppose zhat is a good comparison. Assuming we have a slow-growing lymphoma."
"Ah…" Conagher chewed his lip, "So. It's like those—well, I dunno if you've ever seen this—"
"Ey? Vhat?" When the engineer turned away, sheepish or maybe dismissive, it only made the medic more curious.
"You mighta guessed I'm from Texas," he snickered, "More specifically way out in rural Texas. Family likes to keep our property away from all that zoning bullcrap, keep a barn for project cars and such with no chance of crazy folk walkin' by and messin' where they shouldn't. Anyway," he rubbed his chin, thoughtful, "We did have neighbors. You ever seen someone's dog who you wonder if they even remember they got a dog?"
"Oh no…" Fritz could predict where this was going.
"These old dogs would get big lunks on 'em, just under th' skin." Dell sneered, "Pa kept to himself most of the time about it, but those neighbors' dogs would go years with this thing on 'em the size of a golf ball, then th' size of a baseball… Pa got really fed up one day with one fella who's dog was runnin' loose in our field with this grapefruit-lookin' thing draggin' from his tail. Couldn't feel good at all. Anyway we didn't have to worry 'bout that neighbor anymore."
"Gut…" Ludwig grumbled.
"So… mine might be like those lumps?"
"Hopefully not so big, but ja." Ludwig chuckled, "If I had to guess, a lymphoma large enough to start your issues might be… oh, maybe ze size of a kidney bean? No larger than a grape, at least."
"'Sthat all?" Dell smirked, "Well, hell, that don't sound too bad."
"It is still going to be a process," Ludwig warned with a raised finger, "I would still vant to reduce its size with a much gentler course of drugs. I would have you in improved shape before removing it." He gestured with a thumb against his opposite hand's index finger, "Vith it possibly pressing on nerves, there is no question it would need to be removed soon."
"Surgery, huh."
"Only if it is zhis. Und even then, not a complicated one. Vhich leads me to my next point…"
Beyond further blood testing, any tumor or any other thing rare and unexpected would require intensive scanning. Conagher was aware of what an ultrasound and a CT was, as well as the slight risks of too many of the latter—and this eased explaining how the potential future steps may go down. Ludwig shared that he suspected certain problem areas, if a chubby benign tumor was to blame. His faintness, headaches… it said to the mad doctor a very reasonable conclusion: The tumor was somewhere it could compress a nerve, artery or at least a significant-sized vein. Blood supply or nervous interference to the upper spinal area or brain could only happen in certain spots. Along the cervical spine, under or over the carotids. Inside the musculature of the shoulders as well—either crushing a major nerve or the brachial artery. Upper chest—or upper back—had numerous places it could be elbowing the poor engineer's normal anatomy aside. It the proteins and markers for lymphoma were found, a single CT scan from neck to the third rib would be a good, broad view into where the suspect lump could hide—ultrasounds would do the rest.
Herr Conagher seemed shockingly calm about the prospect of being cut open. Dr. Ludwig only noticed by how almost a half hour of conversation passed without his patient bringing up such a worry. That… usually didn't happen. Perhaps Conagher was simply not so bothered? Or had had major surgery before? Or it had not hit home yet—since these were still hypotheticals. Unusual still for someone who hated injections. Ludwig considered that Dell—and educated man to the extreme—simply was keeping the ick suppressed with the logistical chat. Fellow doctors could be such difficult cases sometimes..!
He last brought up the possibility that he found nothing to suggest either cancerous condition in the further tests. Wildly rare—but possible. Some conditions existed that could produce bizarre white cell—and other cell—appearances. But—horses before zebras, and he wouldn't declare a zebra until he could see the stripes. If this was a rare case, he would need to make some intensive research in his off-time to narrow down the root of the problem. Likely unneeded, but it did not hurt to plan for the strangest of things.
"Und last of all—no matter vhat I tell you today—until we know more I would ask you to just keep your schedule as you would." He smiled, "And your lifestyle! Zhere is no need to add stress and suddenly change things."
"So… I can work?" Conagher perked up, almost like a dog hearing the milk bones being retrieved.
"Ja, as much as you have. I would rest a bit if you feel faint, though. No need to add bruises on top of all zhis."
"Gotcha," Conagher chuckled, "And… I can drink, right?"
"Not enough to be sick," Ludwig cast a warning look, "but otherwise, of course. A few biers von't hurt you!"
"Al—righty. Sounds okay to me." Dell moved to stand up, grunting with age or effort more than was expected. "So, ah, should I be hearin' from you soon?"
"As soon as zhe tests are complete," Dr. Ludwig reassured, following him to the door. "It may not be so long at all. In ze meantime… do you have anyone you can talk to..?"
"Like… medically?" Conagher seemed to spook, "Not really."
"Oh—no! I meant just to, eh, come to terms vith this. It can be hard to not know zhings for sure… aheh, Mikhail, perhaps?"
"I know as much as I need to, doc," Dell half-frowned for a moment before shaking it off and thumping Fritz chummily on the shoulder, "Doncha worry 'bout me. I got friends here. I got my work. I'll be fine until I hear more about it."
"Alright. Don't be a stranger, ja? Und let me know if somezing changes, okay?"
Once Dell had strolled out, Texas-style and in full confidence, Dr. Ludwig seated himself by the petri dishes once more. He took a deep, quavery breath and eyeballed that serum slide with vicious intent. He had not expected a patient with such serious risk to walk in on his new mercenary medic career right out of the gate.
Well, no. He had expected fractures, gunshot injuries, shrapnel removal, limb reconstruction. Easy things, sure things. Admittedly, though, the mystery was a draw. Especially since the odds still leaned in his favor.
…If it did come to be a lymphoma, Fritz wondered if Herr Conagher would allow him to keep it? *6
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Footnotes
*1: That the Soldier is already aware of Operation Paperclip despite declassification only occurring very recently for this U.S. government project and still most citizens remain unaware of it speaks to several things. Though I think it speaks most to Doe's high priority of knowing where the "Nazzies" are, so he can beat them with a shovel at his earliest convenience.
*2: That the Heavy can not only lift a 150 kilogram minigun (a weapon famous for being mounted to multi-ton machines), but can hold it well enough to keep it steady to both aim and walk despite what is blisteringly powerful recoil is a testament to just how Herculean this man really is. Of course the doctor is impressed.
*3: Dr. Ludwig is very ahead of his time in a lot of regards, not just experimental organ transplants. The concept of Doctor-Patient Confidentiality did not become codified into American medical practices until the 1990s.
*4: Of course Dr. Ludwig manages his own mental illnesses with some illicitly-gained drugs. Though I somehow doubt hallucinations would bother him all that much in daily life, only in distracting him during various experiments and dissections.
*5: Bone marrow transplants were first successfully being performed in the mid to late 1950s, initially only between direct blood relatives like siblings. The medic has special methods which have made this new and poorly-understood procedure very successful. Sometimes with the donor being very unrelated (but still a primate).
*6: Of course he would.
#tf2#fanfiction#fanfic#tf2 medic#lots of headcanons some fun some more serious#the medic is NOT a Nazi#quite the opposite#tw Nazi mention#tw gore mention#tf2 medic's doves#multiple languages used here but the phrases are pretty straightforward to translate#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#it's time to meet the team... well#some of the team#tf2 fanfiction#accents in dialogue#drunkenness also in dialogue#tf2 soldier#Solly is a precious murder-bean#chapter 3
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People don't actually rip each other apart if they get a confession they don't like right...? Or is that a joke... Do people just lie for humor?
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