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The red soldier is getting/is married. He is probably planning on making a child army, to defeat the Blues! How ever will thee recover?
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NO STRONG AMERICAN SOLDIER COULD BE DEFEATED BY CHILDREN!
OF COURSE THE ENEMY SOLDIER WOULD WANT A CHILD ARMY! HE IS NOT A TRUE PATRIOT!
#sorry to break this to you anon#but given the lead poisoning#solly probably won be having any kids#even small amounts can cause infertility#are we on ask 7?#7/10#hes still small#for three more asks#he will be normal by tomrrow hopefully#and if all goes well for him#he wont get larged#or shrunk again#or Magiced in some other way#hoepfully#anyways blu soldier is also lead poisoned#he may seem#slightly smarter#but hes not#hes just stupid in different#ways#soldier answers#soldier speaks#anon ask#solly mention#purple square anon
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“AITA for Wanting to Kill My Entire Team Because I Want to Prepare for My Med Exam?”
— Mr.Foxtrot, contemplating on how many bodies equated to years he’d spent in prison.
#my tag#Mr Foxtrot Uniform#sorry scout now is a 70’s equivalent to a tiktok kid#tf2 oc#tf2 oc medic#tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress two#source filmmaker#sfm#tf2 sfm#sfm art#sfm poster#tf2 solly#team fortress 2 soldier#tf2 soldier#tf2 scout#team fortress 2 scout#tf2 engineer#team fortress 2 engineer#honorable mention: spy#medic tf2#tf2 medic#medic team fortress 2
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DOING THIS BECAUSE MY G/T BUDDIES ARE EHEEHEHHE :D
pocket and their relationships with their co-workers:
(relationships might have changed from their original post)
scout: literally the yapper and the listener. will hang out with the boy when things have been too quiet for too long. will listen to him go on and on and on about miss Pauling, the enemy team, how much he hates spy, how he's hungry and wants to go out for food, how he doesn't know what to draw next and that he needs some better pens- just general stuff, and they just nod along to every word. usually goes out into town with him or just uses him as fast travel. both are actually really creative together since pocket will go out and find scraps of magazines or trinkets scout can use in his scrap book. team work baybeeeee. scout sees them as like his tiny older uncle/aunt thingy, because believe it or not, pocket actually has some authority over the boy, like jiminy cricket. if jiminy cricket had no voice. especially when it comes to think before you act. you do NYATT annoy heavy when he's just woken up to do the night shift.
soldier: pocket... pocket isn't really sure. i mean yea he's ok, a bit handsy and brash, and loud, but in a- charming way? i mean- they're not that big of a fan of him when he has his little episodes or mood swings, because then more than likely THEY will be his outlet. WILL out of the blue start bolting after them around the base no matter the situation. off day? MOVE THOSE LEGS! sleeping? UP AND AT 'EM SUNSHINE! getting dressed? NO TIME FOR THAT! GO GO GO!!! thinks he's helping keep them on their toes on this gravel hellscape of war, but its just causing them even more stress (and cramps in their legs OW-) will also kidnap pocket and explain some sudden delusional idea he came up with and drags them along with him, which pocket reluctantly allows (not that they really mind it anyway. they kinda dig the fact of how much of a wild card he is :3). sometimes insists on covering pockets back during matches, which often pays off. how nice! :3
pyro: he doesn't talk, they dont talk, perfect. pyro sometimes follows behind pocket like a lost puppy, going wherever they do. pocket doesn't mind the company. sometimes has to endure a few tea parties with them though and reluctantly let themselves be roughly dressed in (partially burned) doll clothes and sit for an awkwardly long time with them in their room as they play pretend. pyro handmade them a tiny house out of an old mint box the second day they arrived. pocket still uses it sometimes, even though they have their own room. its just a nice gesture y'know?
heavy: heavy usually doesn't allow pocket near him and makes up some excuse that he's ill or something. pretty believable with how pale his face goes and how shivery he gets. but after hearing some gossip from medic about his Microphobia, pocket understood, keeping their distance. but slowly over time came closer and closer after medic asked pocket to conduct some exposure therapy. now you could see pocket sat on the armchair of heavys seat as he reads his book, possibly explaining the story or going off on a tangent about how its written to them.
engineer: pocket and engie are like this 🤞fr fr. goes to him for anything and everything. usually hangs out with him after missions or on off days. weather that be tinkering in his workshops, helping him in the kitchen when making dinner, or even just lounging around with him in general. pocket looks up to him (no pun intended) as a farther figure and sticks with him during missions when they aren't entirely up for it. willingly a test subject for any crazy contraption the guy makes, weather that be a sentient smart kitchen, walking sentry girl bot thing, miniature rocket boots- you name it. one time engie made a growth ray to see if pocket would like being well- normal. hated it, threw up and got REALLY REALLY ill for some reason, the perspective change was NOT GOOD ON THEM. interesting for everyone though (but hahah turns out they were taller than engie HAHAAHHA). engie has since locked it away somewhere and forgor about it.
demoman: demos pretty fond of the wee fella in all honesty, like a... like aaa... like a pocket buddy! (how creative) sometimes snags them up subconsciously when hes drunk off his ass and just carries them around with him all night in his hand, rocking them side to side as he mumbles under his breath. its- yea a little weird, but no harm done in the end (except for that one time where pocket nearly became his "hangover cure".) he's always saying how much they remind him of the wee folk in his childhood stories and shows them pictures from his books. listens to him during his piano time, tapping their foot to the tune, flipping the pages for him, sometimes even trying their hand at it by hopping from key to key. pockets getting better at it slowly but surely! doing these little jazzy duets with demo.
medic: least favourite, but doesn't hate per say, just a bit jumpy with him. keeps scaring them and popping out of nowhere and grabbing them, cackling. its not like that can do anything about him, he's their co-worker! AND he's the one who found out that they're indestructible! so they're gratfull for him getting accurate and speciful results from him but... still though he just kinda freaks them out with that- huegehh- smile of his. but they can somewhat tolerate him. from afar. a good distance away. in another room. out of reach. Mabey with engineer as a meat shield.
sniper: both are socially awkward so they dont mind each others rare company at times. sometimes joins him, demo, and scout on their mini trips into the dessert. he's a little weird and freaks pocket out sometimes whenever they catch him eating bugs or roasting a gecko over a candle but i mean- we all got our quirks right? (tastes great tho) likes to scared pocket by laying traps around the base or telling them fun facts like "you know an iguana or something could eat you and we wouldn't know, right? pocket has a fear of animals. he knows this. it makes it so much fucking funnier when he pulls one of the fuckers out from behind his back or car seat. pocket usually gets back at him by cock-blocking him and demo. other than that they're just chill like that bro.
spy: barely ever interact really, aside from the few times spy lent a gentleman's hand in their time of need. pocket knows spy, and spy knows pocket. they acknowledge each other sure. spy sometimes keeps some of his "relaxation tobacco" spare for them when he notices they seem particularly Shakey.
bonus!:
entire blu team: out to get the fucking traitor
miss Pauling: doesn't know
admin: KNOWS
Archimedes: THE ULTIMATE SHOW DOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!!! *gets pecked to "death"*
wanted to do this cus @circushaven and @bluespace-skull did and i hav severe FOMO :')
#pocket merc#tf2 oc#team fortress 2#tf2 g/t#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 pyro#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 demoman#tf2 sniper#tf2 medic#tf2 spy#something between pocket and solly mabey idk ahah just playin im just playin ahaha but what if tho lol thats crazyyyy#LEMON DEMON MENTION???#implied swordvan
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|| Oops, it's a Crona Sketchy (Minecraft-sona) lmao
Something, something, kinda Herobrine, kinda dinosaur, 100% unstable, 100% nonchalant
Not sure why but traditional arting gets me in a real good mood lately. Nifty!
#let's not mention Crona is a videogame character and I could throw them into my Wreck-It Ralph brainrot business#y'all not ready for that lmao#I am not ready for that#it's all a coincidence#Crona was a glitchy funky creature even before I watched WIR#I am supposed to be obsessed with Minecraft and Herobrine and Dinosaurs#how the hell did Wreck-It Ralph Turbo come into play and immediately overshadowed that lmao#I am rambling in the tags#it's not even related#feeling energized lately#solly scribbles#minecraft#herobrine#my art#fun stuff
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Forgot I drew this a couple days back in between studying
First bit is my OC The Showman and Sniper (with mention of @nobidoodles oc ‘the Chef’ that I have yet to draw in a way that looks anywhere close to their quality, go check them out)
Second doodle is inspired this fucking screenshot that drove me to tears and reminded me of Engie
#team fortress 2#tf2 sniper#tf2#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 solly#tf2 fan art#my art#my shitty sketches#mention of oc that’s not mine#tf2 engineer#tf2 doodles
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the fun thing about this series is that some characters have really absurd backstories which means i get to give my self insert some bullshit too. he loves phone more than god
#my art#🗃️#the decision to leave the convent was also part of their desire for control over their life that i mentioned before#since they were kind of ushered into it by their family [who were kinda poor + were already catholic so getting one kid to join a nunnery -#-> meant more food on the table for everyone else]#so they were just going through the motions until they were like [mr krabs voice] Wait a minute. i hate catholicism!#their split from the church was mostly amicable in its actual Event since they never became a full-on nun. just a novice!#however i do think it would be funny if they stole like a super old religious artifact from them that was like. straight from the vatican#jury's still out on that but since this franchise has a lot of comedy in it maybe they did#like a sacred blade or some bullshit like that. they use it to scare off merasmus#I SHOULD NOTE this wouldnt be like a serious story thing for them so much as like#funny anecdote that gets brought up once in a while like sollys raccoon sanctuary
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recent drawings from my sketchbook (the horrors)
#magnus vintriloquism#my art#sketchbook#ofmd#our flag means death#tma#the magnus archives#tf2#team fortress 2#self sona#jonathan sims#martín blackwood#(mentioned)#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#tf2 solly#stede bonnet#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#buttons ofmd
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Tee hee
Ur a
Homosexual
Soldier: What? You better speak louder than that, private!!
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 rp blog#soldier tf2#tf2 soldier#rp blog#soldier team fortress 2#i am bravely silent!! or not#tf2 solly#homo mention s#stop using the gaydar on me pls#pls i beg you cloudy
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Pacific Rim Au
lots of science party
The classic mercs are the first generation or Jaeger pilots who are largely retired/ taking up administrative positions due to age/ effects from the first generation of pilots.
dell/ engineer is in charge of the Jaeger program and the neural handshake helmet I don't remember the name of. He's made significant improvements to it and medic is there to both study the effects of the neural handshake helmet, Jaegers and general Kaiju knowledge.
They both probably have other people working with them/ under them but they largely work together.
due to their importance , neither are allowed to do any actual fighting. They would both love to be able to get in a Jaeger and try it out
Dell because he wants to experience the beauty of the machines. Medic because he wants to tests and experiences.
Dell finds himself staring up at the Jaegers when he can't sleep.
Medic and Engie spend a lot of nights talking and writing out equations and theories. Occasionally throwing around talks about what their Jaeger would be like if they could fight.
if/ when medic gets to study Kaiju organs and remains he's the Happiest. He almost doesn't look forward to the day they drive them off/ kill all the Kaiju because then he can't study them all
Is the most excited when a New one pops up. Will stay up all night watching and rewatching the fight footage. Studying how they fight. How they Exist.
Heavy and Zhana are piloting a Jaeger together. He was reluctant to let her join him but she insisted and proved herself capable.
They form a strong brother sister piloting duo. Although heavy is worried about the fact his sister is putting herself at risk with him and for him..he's proud of how strong she is as a warrior.
Solider and Demoman are piloting a Jaeger together. Although I think Solider and Zhanna should get to pilot together once
Spy and Scouts mom were a Jaeger duo. Scout knows spy is his dad and hopes to follow in his parents footsteps.
I don't know where sniper and pyro are in this. Maybe pyro is paired with sniper and or scout. Or pyro is working in the engineering department with Engie on a different project
I want Spy and scout to pilot together.
Maybe Pauling can pilot? Idk.
#tf2#team fortress 2#Pacific rim au#tf2 engineer#TF2 medic#TF2 heavy#TF2 Zhanna#I want to include Zhanna more#I'm not tagging solly and Demoman because they get one line of mentions#Scout and his parents get some mentions at the end too#I'm really proud of including them in this#Scouts ma as a pilot makes me happy#Let her fight
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Soldier! I think Demo's been cursed! He's speaking COHERENTLY!
dear god!
@meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy
DEMO! I COME WITH AN OFFERING IF SCRUMPY AND SARGENT MAIMS!
DID MERASMUS DO THIS?
#sorry for the @#demo mention#demoman mention#not me loosing track of my own tags#Solly doesn’t know#also 13/15#two more y’all#he’s almost a normal height!!!#solly speaks#solly answers#anonymous#anon ask
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This woman is a bloodhound
My housemate smells my lunch from ACROSS THE HOUSE and texts me
"what are you eating?"
"Quesadilla..?"
"I think I'll make myself one, smells good, it smells good"
Like it's not that weird it just feels quietly deranged am I losing my mind??
#personal#housemate mention#🌇#this is also exact quotes#not paraphrasing#☀️#i really need to think of a better tag for myself#solly stumbles in
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Why does the enemy Soldier keep shrinking and growing?
#he thinks it’s some kind of attack plan#he doesn’t realize that the red team is just a mess#soldier speaks#solly mention
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“What did we learn today, Soldier?”
“My hungry ass could never be a medic.”
Bonus: sketch. I thought swiftwater spawnroom would look nice, alas sfm lost it (and I was too lazy to update files manually). Additionally, I had considered using the Janitor model, however, I altered my decision upon posing stage. Furthermore, although I initially intended to preserve the humorous ambiance, it was decided against it and instead I opted to portray more comical Solly and more reserved and professional Ludwig (sorry for OOC thing). Also I took great deal of inspo from CPR scene from The Office (“He has no wallet. I checked” got me :D). Also Heavy is reading “Crime and Punishment” (yeah banal) ((I have never finished reading it))
#my tag#tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress two#tf2 fanart#tw: gore#source filmmaker#sfm#sfm poster#sfm tf2#medic team fortress 2#team fortress 2 soldier#heavy team fortress 2#medic tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 archimedes#medic team fortress two#ludwig tf2#tf2 solly#tf2 heavy#honorable mention: scout#анекдот про патологоанатомов и гречку (еще тепленькую)
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People don't actually rip each other apart if they get a confession they don't like right...? Or is that a joke... Do people just lie for humor?
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Being tired has health benefits, it helps me smoke cigarettes
[Shell: he/hir, solly: she/they]
#al art#al ocs#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 oc#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#somehow only just now realised how well je suis fatigué fits shell even down to speaking french#wait fuck have i mentioned that hes québécois before#almost certain ive mentioned hir being canadian but i dont know if i specified#i feel a little bad that almost everytime i draw shell hes smoking but i do see alot if funny images with people smoking in them#and who else would i use for the redraw hm? no one else has reached quite the same level of human chimney#shell#solly
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Hehehe I'm so happy because a in a month it's my brwquthday and liekz I'm gonna be selebrating with people I love so so much because they meanth e world to me qndblikex they're the fucking b st
There's the goodeat DND plqyrs and dungeon mqnsters qndbtheyre my great friends qnd my muamuabbevause I love her q lot ahahah
I'm glad I met them qllzz my bday will be great with them
#i took my medecine already and irs probably showing wooosps#no wowwies its kust making mw sleepy qnd solly bjt im fine#personql#medication mention
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