#not paraphrasing

[the-siphonophore]

This woman is a bloodhound

My housemate smells my lunch from ACROSS THE HOUSE and texts me

"what are you eating?"

"Quesadilla..?"

"I think I'll make myself one, smells good, it smells good"

Like it's not that weird it just feels quietly deranged am I losing my mind??

[business-as-usual-bats]

Read a fanfic where Tim Drake thinks Bruce ignored his birthday, then on some random day was like, "Happy Birthday, Tim!" And Tim was like, "It's not my birthday...?" And Bruce was like, "Uh, according to your birth certificate it is, though?"

And the birth certificate shows a date with a different month and day than Tim thought was his birthday, and he realized his parents just FORGOT when his birthday was and essentially picked either a random day or a day more convenient for their schedules or a day they could remember better-

Tim, this whole time, had a completely different birthday than what he'd been celebrating his whole life, and he is so MAD. Like no shit his life doesn't make any goddamm sense he's been a fucking Pisces this whole time

[parasitoidism]

(fandombrained person trying to express their observation that a female character has more than one personality trait) she's like a girlboss but she's also a girlfailure sometimes

[jaderavenarts]

This was one of the moments pre-confirmation that made me go OH this man is on the ace spectrum huh lol

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[shyjusticewarrior]

Actual canon interaction:

Dick: If you're with Batman or me you're safe and we won't let anything happen to you.

Tim: Jason Todd.

[mohntilyet]

"for the chance to be by your side i would storm the black city itself. never doubt it" "let me make a promise to you here. i dream you will say yes" "tell me this ends with me asleep in your arms, and i will kill any god you ask" can we hear it for the antivans!!!!!!!! can we PLEASE hear it for the antivans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[azurecanary]

My favourite Fantasy High bit is encapsulated during the Mooner Yulenear episode where you have Adaine, Riz, and Kristen doing plot stuff with a bunch of 20+ Investigation, Arcana, and Religion checks, smash cut to “i have TWO hot chocolates” and “i huck a snowball at Gorgug”

[strangesmallbard]

"Mass propaganda discovered that its audience was ready at all times to believe the worst, no matter how absurd, and did not particularly object to being deceived because it held every statement to be a lie anyhow. The totalitarian mass leaders based their propaganda on the correct psychological assumption that, under such conditions, one could make people believe the most fantastic statements one day, and trust that if the next day they were given irrefutable proof of their falsehood, they would take refuge in cynicism; instead of deserting the leaders who had lied to them, they would protest that they had known all along that the statement was a lie and would admire the leaders for their superior tactical cleverness."

—Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism, published in 1951. She was a historian and philosopher who studied Nazism and Stalinism. She was also, very crucially, a German Jew who escaped the Holocaust.

[orbch]

concept of c!tubbo sort of animorphing into a ram during the schlatt administration and being VIOLENTLY insecure in his appearance after the physical transformation, but it not mattering to tommy. even in the slightest. [manberg/pogtopia era clingyduo]

[princema-k]

arent u tired of being of being nice..... dont u wanna go Apeshitt

(quote in no.3 courtesy of tearay1073's comment on this vid)

[mossy-cobble-slab]

Zedaph: So, have you been practicing your sheepy knowledge every day since you were last on the show?

Mumbo: I've been thinking a lot about sheep and I've been very paranoid of sheep. I've been acknowledging their eyelines. Every time I pass a sheep I've been checking if it's looking at me.

Zedaph: So this show has given you a deep sense of paranoia, is what you're telling me?

Mumbo: Yeah, no. I'm in a bad place.

[autosadist]

"do you actually want to do cnc or are you just happy to be vulnerable and trust someone else to take control for once" i want a mean girl to rape me and kill me and leave me in a ditch

[smoosey]

The gold is fading. The laurel has withered.

//alt version under the cut//

[fantastic-nonsense]

Steve Orlando, after writing half of Supergirl Rebirth and fixing Wonder Woman after Robinson's run, in the middle of writing Donna Troy's nth origin story retelling: "bro she saw her planet blown up as a teenager and then got to Earth and her baby cousin was older than her now. it's not hard, go read some of her stories and figure it out"

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

coming home from the green day concert last night, i told my brother "you know, i respect billie joe a lot for keeping up with the culture. the guy's a family man in his fifty's, but he's still wearing eyeliner and jumping around on stage and writing songs about hating america and kissing boys. i really respect him for trying to keep punk faggot culture alive." and my brother was quiet for a second, then he said "i don't think i've ever heard someone use 'punk faggot' as a compliment before"