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vurelly · 6 months ago

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the thing nobody tells you about being too cute to boot is that everybody wants a piece of you, literally all my friends want me carnally

#vu talks shit #/j #but there's a solid chance one of them will reply with can confirm #just to carry on the joke #the kings and queens of 'yes and's are we

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scariercnidaria · 9 months ago

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#back on The Drawing Horse. if someones already done this raiden joke im killing myself with hammers #my art #metal gear #mgs #mgs2 #raiden #solid snake #otacon

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st-hedge · 2 months ago

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Not even a construction crew can fix this boy

#mgs #metal gear solid #mgs2 #mgs4 #mgr #so much mg #raiden #I committed to the bit and finished this while having mgs4 cutscenes on in the background cuz I never listened to them carefully #yippee to me finally finishing a spontaneous idea #I keep wanting to joke that raiden aged like the soup at the bottom of a dumpster on a hot day #but that’s a huge huge lie #he is lovely even in his cyborg dilf era #still irreparably insane #his growly voice in mgr sucks and I hate it tho

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bidonicart · 6 months ago

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never tell your weeb boyfriend you know six languages including Japanese

more snotacon at the comicon

#metal gear solid #otasune #snotacon #mgs art #solid snake #otacon #snotacon goes to comicon #the last two panels are actually older but i think they fit better at the end... idk... anyway.#i haven't been to a con in a long while i sort of miss it but also it IS exhausting so i get snake #i have a few more jokes in this setting but i'll probably keep them more doodly in the future also i'm gonna get them out of the cosplay #because they have a two day pass

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subcorax · 4 months ago

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hi besties and beloveds i am also having fun but please take a moment to read and consider the wise words of molly conger

#there is a THIN line between joke and fed visit #and a solid half of my dash is crossing it #bird.txt

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mikashida · 9 months ago

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average metal gear experience

#for legal reasons this is a joke @ the kgb and the CIA dont snipe me :3 #metal gear #metal gear solid #metal gear solid 3 #metal gear solid 3 snake eater #mgs3 #mgs3 snake eater #snake eater #metal gear series #metal gear fanart #mgs #konami #artists on tumblr #sketch #doodle #art #mikart

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zeeckz · 10 months ago

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#i was using a spanish meme for this and apparently a young goat is “kid” in english??? ok!!!! thanks for the word joke!!!!#metal gear #metal gear solid #mgs #venom snake #kazuhira miller #vkaz

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deadscell · 9 months ago

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secriden · 1 month ago

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Fort, straight up interrupting Peat mid-reply goes:

Um...

Yeah...

I think we know, Fort. xD

#bless @laurenkmyers for her wonderful work capturing these amazing moments #but also i saw this interview and it hasn't left my brain since xD #“i like his legs” fort says as if he hasn't spent substantial time and effort professionally worshiping peat's legs #fortpeat #fort thitipong #peat wasuthorn #prapaisky #mutrak #tongrak x mahasamut #love sea #love in the air #prapai and mahasamut commiserating on their boyfriends sexy sexy thighs #krissy's made the joke that fort has it in his contract that he gets at least one (1) scene where he worships peat's thighs #and so far across two series there's zero evidence to contradict that just saying #i'm suffering and making it every one else's problem you're welcome #(it took me a solid hour to find that last gif is there a better way to search for gifs on tumblr???)#<my posts>

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kinardscake · 12 days ago

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Thinking about Tommy showing up for the coffee date. He could have said no and nobody would have blamed him, but Buck had something to say and Tommy met him and listened and look how well it turned out :)

Thinking about Tommy showing up at Chimney-less bachelor party even though he was on standby, one phone call/message away from being called into work for who knows how long.

Thinking about Tommy showing up at the hospital straight from a fire, still in his turnouts and with soot all over his face, trying to make it to Chimney’s wedding because he was Buck’s date.

Thinking about Tommy showing up at the hospital again, this time for Buck, straight from work. Again. And he was there just in time to see the doctors pop Buck’s shoulder back into place, so he probably came not that long after Buck had arrived at the hospital himself.

Thinking about Tommy driving Buck home and staying with him, taking care of him despite being exhausted after his shift.

Thinking about Tommy showing up at the hospital, this time to wait for the news about Denny with Buck, because Denny is a part of Buck’s extended 118 family, and Tommy cares about Buck so he cares about his family as well.

Given Tommy’s track record, chances are he was there when Bobby was at the hospital too.

Thinking about Tommy dressing up and driving his boyfriend to a mummy funeral/eulogy reading and then driving him back home.

PS. thinking about Tommy showing up with an air tanker when Eddie was trapped inside a burning house with a little boy and also thinking about Tommy stealing a helicopter and flying out into the ocean during a hurricane to save Bobby and Athena - all because Chimney called and asked for a favor.

#bucktommy #tommy kinard #evan buckley #that man is solid #and honestly a spectacular example of how a person can change when he sees the right path #yes talking about s2 Tommy and how different he is now #also no wonder he made a joke about 118’s own hospital wing #see how many times I mentioned the word hospital

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sporkberries · 1 year ago

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Shadow moses wedding

#ik hal doesnt like snavid smoking let me have a shitty joke #otasune #scribbles #solid snake #otacon #mgs #metal gear solid #hal emmerich #snotacon #spork art

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autismsupersoldier · 9 months ago

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I'll visit you soon, sing you a tune, about finding a family somewhere in the ruins... 🎵🎶

(this is not ship art, i view them as brothers)

see readmore for bonuses, see alt text for image ID!

some bonus closeups and other things

ps.: drawing snakes suit was so difficult holy hell. i didnt even get it right i dont think

free use in case you want to draw yourself getting hugged by THE solid snake even though he died two years ago in that incident. big shame. oh well....