#soldier Zhanna

[batskulldrag]

Here it is, some out of context sentances from my first published TF2 fanfic.

Christmas (or Smismas) time had descended on the town of Toufort, New Mexico, bringing with it colored lights, decorated store fronts, Yuletide carols and of course the seemingly endless sounds of celebratory gun fire from the Team Fortress base.

“What the hell is wrong with you Bushman?” Spy snapped, forcing himself free. “God, you smell.”

“Heavy is in the kitchen with Sniper and Scout.” Soldier answered. “And I’m sure that if you go in there, Sniper will throw something at you. Because I tried to go in there and he threw a spatula at me.”

Scout went outside and found Sniper lying face down in the snow. After poking him to make sure he was still alive, Scout told him to go back inside. Sniper replied that he’d be back once he pulled himself together.

“I didn’t hear ya complaining when I used jarate to put you out when the Blu pyro spotted you.” Sniper scoffed.

“Didn’t you?” Spy questioned. “Because I complained. I begged the pyro to set me back on fire.”

“I’ll repeat mysel, did it not occur to ye to just be good?” Demo gestured at him.

“Old Nick is a sweat shop owner who casts moral judgement on children.” Sniper said seriously. “I have no idea what his standards were. And I wasn’t taking any chances.”

“Lad, do ye think that maybe ye should have talked it over wi us if ye wanted to blow up the world?” Demo asked cautiously.

“SOLDIER WILL KEEP CLOTHES ON!” Heavy roared as he mowed down enemies.

“I am taking my clothes off. Oorah.”

“That’s different, we’ve all seen Sniper naked.” Demo shrugged.

“Men, they say a coward dies a thousand deaths. And I am proud to cause one of those deaths with you.” Soldier added.

Scout and Demo both froze like they had been caught in a police search light. Scout snapped out of it and hugged Sniper. In response, Sniper tensed up and looked at Demo for help.

Medic turned bright red and started fanning himself.

“Heavy likes me?” He squeaked.

Here's the work

[lenny-link]

[solid-white]

Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong:

Demoman is most likely under 30, making him either the third or second youngest out of the cast. I GET IT. YOU CAN ALL STOP TELLING ME HE'S "not actually under 30" IM TALKING ABOUT THIS COMIC ISSUE AND THE GRAVEL WARS. NOT THE ACTUAL FULL COMIC SERIES WHERE IT TAKES PLACE 5 YEARS AFTER.

Scout can drive. He even has that taunt where he drives that little scooter.

Snipers glasses were likely given to him by his dad.

Engineer is NOT the most """sane""" of the mercs, that actually goes to Heavy. He has a severe God complex (line: "I am a GOD!") And cut off his arm cuz why not. He also has green eyes, not blue.

Medic is terrible at naming things. I just think this has a lot of potential for jokes.

Pyro is completely aware they're setting stuff on fire, they just like wearing their mask. They also aren't a kid despite how Miss Pauling talks to them.

Spy isn't as professional as people think. He takes 7 seconds to piss on a wall, and Miss Pauling tells him to wash his mask since he never takes it off.

Soldier WAS "racist" (I really don't know how to describe the term here) until he met Zhanna.

Finally, Heavy. I don't even need to explain anything. His entire CHARACTER is always mischaracterized to be Medic's alpha boyfriend. He's arguably the most caring one out of the mercs.

[galinbookshelf]

[ruthytwoshakes]

team furries twoooo. And scalies. And whatever birds are.

please share and donate to this family of four, the youngest being only 2 1/2 years old. They need funds to safely cross to Egypt. If you donate something, send me a message with proof and I’ll draw you something nice as a thank you :)

Species and concept art under cut!

Sniper: so for some reason I was under the impression that Crocs were native to new zealand. They are not. Uh. Well. yup. 👍 it fits his personality. snappy n dangerous but real easy to get around if you just zig-zag. Why the long fa

Spy: Grey Fox. I was gonna go with a wolf because of his fursona but fox fits better wahhhh. Also means that scout is half fox! I’ll show that in more detail one day. Probably.

Medic: just like his Doves! The tail coat is actual his real tail. Featherrrrrs. Why are his nasty claws out? I don’t know he’s kinda weird like that.

Demo: TIGER!!!!! He’s always kinda reminded me of Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes :) why did I draw him so cute. Somebody stop me before I draw them all adorable ough.

Engineer: the bulllllerrrrrrrrr. Sorry. He’s a bull, with a nose ring. Epic. Hooves for hands, gunslinger would look like a hoof too, gotta design that later.

Heavy: big badass brown bear. Love him. Instead of bullet he has honey sticks. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to harvest honey… for 12 seconds.

Pyro: fucking dragon. hell yeah. In pyroland they see themselves as a unicorn. Baller.

Scout: Bunny scout truther over here. You can thank @/teamfurtress for that. Please check them out, commissions are open! In my version he’s a hare but that is significantly less fun to say lol. Jackrabbit kinda guy.

Soldier: regular ole dog. ouppy to da max. He’s the most dog of the alol time and I’m tired of pretending he’s not. THE STRAPS ON HIS HELEMT ARE HIS EARS. HIS BIG TEETH AND OPEN MOUTHED SMILE. THE WAY HE MOVES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!???!??????! That’s a grown man with dick n balls what am I doing

Some designs for the side characters that I couldn’t be arsed to finish. Saxton is kangaroo because of corse he is. Admin is a bat because she never leaves her room, Pauling is mouse because is cute, Zhanna is bear like big brother, Merasmus is praying mantis, and Gray Mann + Olivia Mann are vultures! She’s so fluffy oh my god

Concept time. I fell in love with wrinkly floppy dog sniper. Adorable. Unfortunately I already had a dog so he had to go </3 kangaroo sniper was also axed. rip girl. Lots of diff designs for admin! Curtesy of @stangeranfanficion (thank u for the ideass) eagle soldier because it’s funny. Also zebra Pauling! I really like this one. If I make a horse au she’s going to be a zebra.

[homxartt]

SoldierDemoZhanna... my pookies...

[kolkash]

my legs are numb

[dumdeedummy]

the idea of Heavy walking Zhanna down the aisle is just awesome

[averageludwig]

new current obsession is them ... ily boots n bombs n brawn :3

[ozzyeelz]

Soldier and Zhanna outfits from that one tf2 comic cover :3

[absolutehumandisaster]

This is what true love looks like. Btw.

[jellofiishh]

THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL (I did these in a day)

[friendlyengie]

I am going to give Zhanna a super cool robot arm to maul her enemies with because she is beautiful and deserves it.

Husband approved

[honeysparklesmash]

Some Zhanna sketches

[fizrose]

in my bi monthly phase of forgetting how 2 sit down & create a full piece 4 enjoyment, plez bear w me

[revitalizationrat]

Some tf2 drawings I forgot about and probably will never finish