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Yaar ye periods society aunties se zyada annoying hain
#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi humor#desi shit posting#funny stuff#desi tag#funny shit#desi memes#what the fuck#periods#menses#mensuration#society#aunties#society aunties
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OKAY OKAY I JUST WENT ON A RIDE (ACTIVA) WITH MY SIBLING (YOUNGER) AND THE WIND WAS SO COOL AT NIGHT AAAAAH
AND THERE IS THIS AUNTY I HATE (SHE HATES ME TOO )
First of all an aunty in her mid 40s hating a teenager (me)
NOT COOL
SO she made like a disgusted face when she looked at me
AND I TOOK A U-TURN
ACTED AS IF I HAD TO GO ELSEWHERE AND HONKED AT HER LIKE THRICE QUICKLY ON THE WAY AND CAME HOME
SHE STARED AT ME WITH HATRED SO BAD
my mother is not proud😭
#society wali aunty#desi girl#desiblr#THIS IS LIKE THE MOST IMPULSIVE THING IVE EVER DONE#I WAS SHIT SCARED#heheehe#I HATE HER FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HUGE ASS HEART
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Auntie Arwen's doesn't just sell some of the most incredible spice blends (Ultimate Garlic Insanity will water your crops, clear your skin, and heal your grandma), but they also sell supplies for natural fabric and fibre dyeing.
#support small business#fabric dyeing#spices#medieval cooking#natural dyes#auntie arwen#mySCA#SCA#society for creative anachronism
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#spilled thoughts#spilled poetry#ethel cain#religious trauma#hell is a teenage girl#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#poetry#this is what makes us girls#christianity#catholocism#god#jesus christ#mother cain#ex christian#ex jw#anti religion#auntie ethel#preachers daughter#phoebe bridgers#julien baker#lucy dacus#boygenius#dead poets society#original poem
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Just imagine if Constance and the Benedict sister (people call her nerissa) became like the best auntie and niece duo ever
#mysterious benedict society#constance contraire#Unamed Benedict sister#nerissa benidict#mbs disney#mbs#auntie and niece duo#iconic duo
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I'd like to send love to all those for whom, like me, Kissinger's death isn't about the dead but about the broken survivors. A reminder of the aftermath of domestic violence, mental illness, parental neglect and cultural dislocations.
Not mere ripples in time but fractures and wounds that bleed down.
To the people with lifelong grief of surviving broken parents and grandparents, the ones with survivors guilt, the ones who've had to build their cultural identity from scratch. You are part of that legacy too, not abstract numbers from the past but survivors of real far-reaching damage.
Take care. 💙
#saf#henry kissinger#This goes out to auntie jane and her Cambodia survivors guilt. She gave up a normal life to a duty of visiting the dying. It's compulsive#This goes out to mr Wu who screamed at his hallucinations but liked it when we said hello#This goes out to Lisa 23 upstairs born angry and desperate to please who's BPD Vietnamese dad ran out and causes as much worry as pain.#Her mum and society gaslight her into thinking it's a post racial world when those monolids get her treated as an object.#Here's to the kids and grandkids of veterans and victims who were abusive. Trying to heal and be better.#Here's to everyone who lived in the holy shadow of a lost one and were never enough.#Tw: war
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I don’t want to have a child of my own but I would still love to have a fulfilling and close relationship with a child y’know? Like I want to help a close friend raise their kiddo. Let the baby come over once a week, read to them, babysit when needed, take them on trips to give their parents a break, etc.
To leave a lasting impression on a child that if they can’t go to their parents for whatever reason they know they have another adult to turn to and a second home they can chill at. Even just for funsies if they felt like kicking it at my place sometimes. To have someone to teach and mentor and show cool things to. Even as they grow up. Would be kinda cool.
#I don’t want the hard commitment/obligation of having a kid myself#I don’t think I’ll ever have the emotional or financial capacity for that#but I know I’m fun and I love to teach#I’m affectionate and for some reason by presence just earns respect from kids naturally#I’d make a super cool and loving auntie y’know what I mean?#and raising a kid in a society that pushes a nuclear family and individualism is so fucking hard#especially if you don’t have the money or a community#so I think I’d be down to help#the whole ‘it takes a village’. I know I can still be helpful and good with kids#utterance
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These aunties are talking about successful merriage like "arree ladki to bahut Gori hai, ekdum safed,sabse sundar bahu hogi" "Haan or suna hai ladka ka Ghar bada shandaar hai tiles marble ka Ghar hai, AC bhi hai Ghar mein to" like WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL C'MON BITCHES THESE F THING IS NOT HOW A SUCCESSFUL MERRIAGE LOOKS LIKE
#i hate it#I HATE MY SOCIETY#RACIST SAALE#desiblr#desi tag#desi academia#desitags#desi things#desi culture#desi stuff#desi tumblr#desi teen#desi indian#desiblogger#desi side of tumblr#desi shit posting#desi people#desi problems#desi life#desi aunty
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The question was, “What would you do if you could do anything anonymously?”
And I chose to hold a pen.
🪶ridiculous impact of words
🪶liberation of anonymity
🪶sharing my voice?
🪶 sharing my voice without fear!?
🪶sharing my voice without fear or reservation!!!
(This note is for myself and I only — be gay.)
#healing#journal#self care#academia#chaotic academia#psychology#poetry#spilled words#writing#literally#rich auntie#garden#dead poets society#hashtag#im back
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JULIA DEFEATED GASCOIGNE IN 4 ATTEMPTS LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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see, i don't care if you judge me. but if you judge me and say it out loud in front of my face once, then i'll judge you every time I see your face
#desi aunties really need to keep their thoughts to themselves#rant#meanslackofart#desi#desiblr#desi tag#desi tumblr#indian society#desi aunty
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#that last post really unleashed some feelings#aunties always used to ask me what my brother was currently doing#and I was like he's in college#and their next question always used to be in which engineering college he was studying in or some question already assuming he took up#engineering#and it used to always make me so furious like bitch there are other courses than those two fields one can pursue#just bc both my parents were engineers doesn't mean my brother wants to be one#he has his own mind and dreams that he wants to achieve#and then once my math teacher when I talked about my brother taking up history and international relations course was like so he's not as#smart or intelligent as you or something shitty like that and I was like how does him not liking math equate to his level of smartness#everyday I thank all lords that my brother was able to escape such narrow minded people and moreover escape from courses that would've#killed him#but God the shit he had to go through from both the society and my parents for a long while#the trauma he was subjected to on a daily basis bc of his different interest I wish I couldve done something for him through those years#I wish I had enough maturity to blow some sense into those people#and now in my batch I see people like my brother who couldn't escape struggle through the course#for some people the only reason they came to this field was to make their parents proud as if that should be anyone's goal in life as if th#dreams dont matter and some others being forced into it#there could be millions of 3 idiots and taare zameen pars but our fucking society never changes#I'm so tired of this trend I'm so tired of our children being sacrificed for this
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The Films from 2023 That Put Some Fun Into Our Lives
We looked at the films that hit us in the feels with emotions in our last awards. Now it is time to hard pivot to the other side of the spectrum with a look at the films that were a riot of fun. So today, I take a moment to champion those films that brought the joy, whether through upbeat action, one laugh after another, or that silliness that brings a smile to your face.Our Highly Commended in…
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#2023#Anyone But You#Aunty Donna’s Coffee Café#Barbie#Best of#Blue Beetle#Cocaine Bear#Countdown#Deadloch#Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves#Fast X#FUBAR#Fun#Jury Duty#Letterkenny#List#M3GAN#No Hard Feelings#Polite Society#Red White & Brass#Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem#Tetris#The Marvels#Wonka
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#gifts#crafts#holiday#decor#christmas#shopping#washington#hope#holiday bazaar#american cancer society#marysville#nov 18#auntie's angels
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I’m ill and miserable so I’m tinkering with my Pennyworth universe fics and giving myself emotions about Patricia Wayne, of all people.
Non-Pennyworth fans can scroll on if you want, but do we think, just for a moment, that Bruce might adopt his party boy persona a little bit from his Aunt Pat?
I do. I think he looked at his bottle blonde auntie with her giant sunglasses, ditzy demeanor, cigarette always in hand, rumored to have a coke spoon up her sleeve, and a different lover ever week and saw someone sad and hurting but also someone smart enough to put up the exact kind of facade that lets her maneuver through their world, this high society minefield of gossip, judgement and scrutiny, and force people to look the other way out of sheer mortified scandal.
“Did you hear what Patricia Wayne got up to last week?”
“No, tell me.”
She’s all anyone can talk about. This ditzy socialite heiress with her too blonde hair and her too short dresses. Too loud, too bold, too much.
But none of them really know her.
The real her—the auntie with the sad eyes and the biggest smile who used to show up out of nowhere and take him for ice cream in the middle of the school day much to Martha’s annoyance.
The auntie who used to stand behind his father and mimic his serious facial expressions just to make Bruce laugh.
The auntie who showed up to the school run one time looking like a Christmas tree, hair still in foils from the salon because Alfred got detained and when Tommy called to ask she left before the hairdresser had a chance to take them out.
His Auntie Pat who lets him ask questions about the sister he never met and who everyone else is too sad to talk about.
Patricia Wayne who appears at Wayne Manor the moment she heard about Tommy and Martha’s deaths, looking pale and gaunt, aged about a hundred years in the time it took to drive from New York to Gotham because while flying might have been quicker, driving let her scream and howl her grief out because Bruce is a quiet child who needs quiet words and Patricia has never been very good at that but for him she’ll do it. She’ll rip her vocal cords out to give him the quiet solace he needs if that’s what it takes.
Patricia Wayne who signs over full custody to Alfred Pennyworth the moment she can because she loves Bruce but knows herself well enough to know that she’d be a terrible co-parent but also because it makes her want to jump into Gotham harbor with stones in her pockets seeing Tommy looking up at her from behind his eyes.
Auntie Pat who dips in and out of his adolescence like a lightning strike, teaches him how to act and move and glide through the world his parents tolerated and Alfred only knows how to interact with from the sidelines.
Teaches him how to flirt and charm and smile, how to be a darling of the press while never giving anything away.
Auntie Pat who catches him hiding in his parents old bedroom at a party, looking at himself in Martha’s old mirror and listens to the heartbreak in his voice when he admits he can see Martha’s features fading in his face as his jaw squares out. Pat pierces his ear for him, holding a needle over a flame, so he can wear one of Martha’s earrings, Thomas’s cufflinks on his wrists.
Patricia Wayne who watches him start to bulk out. Sees the bruises and cuts that definitely don’t come from polo practice or whatever the fuck Bruce claims they’re from.
Patricia Wayne who looks Alfred dead in the eye when a caped crusader begins stalking the streets of Gotham and remarks loudly at a party that she has no idea where Bruce has got to, but if she had to guess, he’s been detained by a pretty face. You know how Tommy was at his age, the apple never falls far from the tree…
She’ll never ask, and Alfred will never tell, but she’s always got an alibi ready.
Bruce was with her the whole time, officers. Batman? Don’t be absurd. He’s a Wayne. What kind of family do you think they are? Why, you might as well accuse her dearly departed brother of being a secret agent for the government. His wife too while you’re at it. Honestly, the nerve…
Patricia Wayne who coos sweetly at eight year old Dick but tells him quite seriously if he ever calls her “Great Aunt Patricia” ever again she’s taking the toaster for a bath.
She hasn’t had this much work and Botox done for nothing, thank you very much.
I dunno man. I just want him to have someone in his life that when the Brucie Wayne persona jumps out the whole of upper Gotham goes, “oh, he got those Wayne genes. Oh okay. Carry on.”
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Wish there was more content about Iida and Ochako acting like Izuku’s pseudo-parents because the comedic potential is crazy.
“You know what? As a young woman in a traditionalist society, I refuse to be parentified! Deku can do whatever he likes.”
“Agreed! As a young man heavily burdened by the expectation of being a good role model, I don’t need additional responsibility. We’re just his friends and we mustn’t overpass that.”
Kirishima frowns, “Guys, I just asked if you wanted to order pizza.”
“Just make sure they do NOT cook it with or around olive oil. Deku is allergic. He also needs exactly 5 mushrooms on every slice or he won’t eat it.”
“And for god’s sake, PLEASE remind them to include the All Might figurine. They forgot it last time and we never heard the end of it.”
Yeah, they totally don’t want to be his parents.
Mina would say something, but she and Kirishima more or less adopted Bakugou with Mitsuki’s permission, much to the blonde’s angry dismay.
Izuku is permanently unaware about this. He just thinks ‘oh, very normal and very ordinary friendship dynamic. Maybe I’m just autistic’ and leaves it at that.
He doesn’t start thinking about it until ‘Kacchan 💥♥️’ pops up across his screen, and he answers faster than thought,
“Hi, Kacchan! How are you? Have you eaten yet? Should I bring you some treats? I’ve been trying this new recipe for popcorn macaroons,—“
“Tell me later, nerd. Put Cyclops on the phone, I gotta ask him if it’s cool I take you out to dinner this Friday.”
“…Kacchan, you could just… Ask my dad? I’m pretty sure he hasn’t blocked my number again.”
“Babe, you’re so fucking funny. Put Four Eyes on.”
Izuku then proceeded to stay in place and listen to Iida negotiate a curfew for 20 minutes. Then confirm it with Kirishima and Mina as well as Auntie and uncle.
And when he gets HURT?
He does have to slightly lean down so Uraraka can pinch his ear. “You are in SO much trouble, young man! Just wait till Iida hears about this!”
He asks All Might if it’s normal for friends to give him timeouts and he just responds with, “Of course it is. Aizawa always does it.”
#autistic son to autistic father communication#dekubowl but make it a custody battle. Hisashi ain’t winning this one#ochako uraraka#midoriya izuku#iida tenya#dekusquad#bakugou katsuki#bakudeku#mha#my hero academia#bnha#text post#writing
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