#soap and clean water

[bowenoke]

edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.

[razzberry-rain]

Not my images/gifs.

I need my brain scrubbed like those videos of rugs being cleaned with power washers.

[seerschaos]

just your average cleancore moodboard

[ztarztimz]

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Jimmy (mouthwashing) taking a shower/bath/cleaning himself stimboard

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[zymirsblog]

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[jabberwockypie]

Waiting for Greg the Plumber to decide if he's coming over today to finish fixing the bathrooms so I can figure out if I should shower now or wait until later.

And also so I can avoid leaving my room while he's here because he was Doom Spiraling in a big way about the current administration.

Greg, I'm sorry you're depressed, that's rough buddy, but I also want to be able to use my shower.

[wishchip106]

thinking about the fact that (delusions aside) cherik only see each other every ten years or so

these guys are so caught up in each others lives and yet they rarely meet up or anything

yk there’s such thing as going out to lunch to catch up…. you don’t need to start a war every damn time just to get your ex’s attention….

damn now i need that

Erik dropping by the mansion to invite Charles to lunch at winery or something and if he refuses Erik will blow up his house (he just saying that for dramatic effect)

so they end up having a date tasting wines, playing chess and catching the other up on what’s been happening in their lives 😭

that sounds really dull but honestly it’s probably something these old guys would enjoy

they book a night at a motel somewhere and make love all night but then Erik leaves in the morning once again

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[l3m0nflavoredst1mz]

clear stimboard 🧊

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[phantomhivestims]

Last rq for now bc im blowing up ur inbox but like translucent clear things stimboard i love clear things i wanna eat them 🎉

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Clear / Translucent Stimboard

Request for my wife

Note ; this made me feel refreshed 😭

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[garfieldstim]

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[simplyghosting]

Friendly reminder to wash/wipe down any plushies you have occasionally. ESPECIALLY if you sleep with them.

[riddlesnap]

hc + hygiene. please shower ed you’re covered in grease

Send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

When it comes to hygiene, it's one of those things that Eddie's either 100% on top of or not at all. There is no in-between though Edward definitely started struggling with keeping himself clean after the events of Arkham City. He wasn't exactly fresh during that whole episode but in all fairness it was Arkham City - water was only avaliable a few hours a day and good luck hoping there was enough electricity to run a proper shower!

After that, Edward began spiralling. Cleanliness became less important, too obsessed with the idea of exacting his revenge upon Batman for daring to humiliate him so. He got dirtier, swapping the suit and hat for cargo pants and plain shirt since they were only going to get torn up and filthy anyway. You better believe there were periods that Eddie didn't wash. At all. Not until the filth and grease from nights of working endlessly became too much even for him. He was prone to sweating a lot too from his increasing dependence on adderall and how hot and difficult the work could be, creating his deathtraps and courses and, just kind of... forgot showers existed in the end. You know Eddie's going through a bad spell when he's looking grimy/shabby. He loves looking fresh and clean-cut, donning the fancy suits and iconic get up to let others know he is the Riddler but Arkham Knight was definitely when he was at his nastiest.

[telamonz]

lampert ( regretevator ) stimboard with clean gifs and light gifs for myself

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[anonymusbosch]

Local Car Washed For The First Time In Nearly Two Years

After over a year of neglect and several months of gridlock in local government over budget allocations for the matter, anonymusbosch's car's interior was washed today. Asked for comment on what finally allowed the council to come to agreement on this desperately-needed measure, Bosch responded, "Well, it's been overdue for a while, but the recent exposure of nearly the entire interior to urushiol increased the urgency of finding a fix. The health of our constituents is a top priority for the council." (Urushiol is the oil found in poison oak and poison ivy and can cause itching and burning lesions upon contact; the oils can remain on fabrics for weeks.)

Given that this vehicle is primarily used for transporting heavy and bulky objects and for transporting personnel who have come in contact with poison oak, why was the matter not addressed sooner? A spokesperson for Bosch responded, "Frankly, we haven't had the equipment to deal with this, and we've never seen an urushiol dermatitis incident in the time we've had this car. We've been attributing that to better precautionary measures about second- and third-hand exposure. With the recent outbreak, we've been able to justify to the county treasurer the bond measure used to finance the remediation project."

An aide at the councilmember's office provided further detail. "When we originally proposed a remediation project, the cost estimate was nearly $200 for a full interior detailing. That wasn't something our local taxpayers were prepared to support and frankly thinking about spending $200 for someone to clean our car made us nauseous. At the same time, we don't have a wet-dry vacuum, so we weren't prepared to lead a remediation project ourselves. Thankfully we were tipped off to a more cost-effective option that has saved our taxpayers over $150."

A source who asked to remain unnamed listed the total dollar amount spent as "like 45 bucks" and said that "but like ten whole dollars went into the vacuum at a gas station because this fucker had straight up gravel all over the car. Completely irresponsible." The source added, "And they didn't even get all the sand out. Next time they might as well turn the car upside down and shake it." Eyewitnesses corroborated the source's price estimates, saying that a spot cleaner could be rented at the local Safeway for $29.99 for four hours and that the councilmember had been spotted loitering near the customer service desk there earlier today.

"We're happy to report that the councilmember has the financial considerations of the district's residents close at heart," said Bosch's spokesperson when asked for comment on the vacuum expenditure. "While the vacuuming portion of the remediation project went slightly over budget, we recouped an additional $12.99 by opting for laundry detergent instead of buying an entire container of carpet cleaner. We take these matters seriously."

An independent auditor who assessed the results of the remediation effort said that the car's interior was "not perfect, but, like, not narsty. There was gunk in all the corners and there isn't gunk now, or there's less gunk, and there also isn't a thin layer of sediment on everything either." The auditor noted that previous violations, like "a piece of tape that had been on the steering wheel for literally three years" and "four-month-old parking receipts" had been removed. "The urushiol was the highest priority, but it is also nice to see some of the lower-priority code violations addressed here as well," the auditor said.

When asked about whether the council would make vehicle cleanings a part of its standard services to the county or include them as a line item in next year's budget, Bosch replied, "Let's focus on the victories here. This was a collaborative effort that took several months of negotiations. I'd love to see support for it across the council, but I don't want to overpromise and underdeliver." Our reporter reminded Bosch that some cities support vehicle cleanings on a yearly or even quarterly basis. Maybe, like, just using the gas station vacuum once in a while? Bosch declined to comment. The Times also asked Bosch's office if the momentum from this victory for public health and transportation might be used to fix the apartment's bike storage rack or to schedule an appointment to replace the worn and thinning tires. "Our office has no further comment at this time," an aide replied. "And shut up about the tires. We'll get around to it."

After what it's taken to clean the interior, one can only hope.

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