#so yeah… lemme know please!

[kevinsdsy]

How do you make the thing where you click on, for example, pt.2 and it takes you to the post where there is the pt.2

AHHH SO ITS KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THIS POST ISN’T CLEAR AND I’LL ADD A VIDEO RECORDING INSTEAD BUT

first, you’ll go to the post you want to link to another post. so for example i want to reference part 2 to the next post, i’ll go to part 2 first and i’ll copy the link 🔗 of that post (you can do this by clicking on the three dots in the right corner) which shows u the following options:

then when you’ve copied the link you’ll go to the post where u want to add the link (in this case part 3) and then you’ll edit your post:

when you edit your post you’ll write a text where you want to put the link so for example i always use: “< prev part | next part >” for my text (you can just type this out on your keyboard, no need to do something complicated)— then you select the part you want to add the link to, so like this:

then u click on the 🔗-icon in the right bottom corner, which shows u the following:

and then you just paste your link to the bar and click on add link and voila!! time to save your post and it brings u from part 3 to part 2 just like that :))

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [PART 2] [Part 3]

The unexpected return of a face Xisuma never thought he'd see again.

[gumibuki]

The vision wouldn't leave my mind- this is inspired by both this comic and the follow up post!

And of course, check @circuscountdowns other posts!

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

monster high (live action) + text posts (pt 4)

(1 2 3 5)

[happy74827]

So… I just watched Godzilla x Kong: New Empire and I just have two things to say {spoiler free}

-Kong and Zilla are so sibling coded

-Trapper.

…That’s all. Goodnight 🫡

[kuromi-hoemie]

thinking about older women

[artkadukan]

And I present to you

✨vampire boi✨

[elysianstarl1ght]

The Night I Lied to You

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"You're lying." There it is... They were expecting that. He gestured towards his bed, hidden behind a set of black silky curtains with the rectangular frame wrapped in sparkling fairy lights. "Sit."

Freminet did as they were told. What more could they do? Besides, they were not complaining. It wasn't the time to act. That adrenaline rush was long gone, leaving their bruised legs trembling to a point Freminet wasn’t so sure they could stand for much longer. It did not take long before Lyney had seated himself beside Freminet, routinely taking their hand in his own as he begun to inspect the damage done. Although unable to fully see it, the hovering presence of Lyney's hands over their bruised neck and legs didn't escape them.

"Tell me really; what happened?" Lyney questioned again, albeit with more force. Then came a different question, before Freminet could even respond to his first.

"Who, or what, did this to you?"

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characters : Freminet (they/them), Lyney (he/him), Lynette (she/her) (mentioned briefly)

tags : family fluff, comfort, no angst

warnings : a little major character injury (nothing severe), Lyney not-so-subtly threatening people

wordcount : 1,198

a/n : first time I've posted writing on tumblr, and also the first time I've properly written these characters so please bare with any mischaracterization!! anyway enjoy <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52085725

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Wiping the steady trickle of crimson from their mouth, the diver took a deep breath as they came to their older brother's bedroom door. The door loomed over them, decorated in red ribbons, poker cards and glittering silver coins, such a mystical appearance that for once sent a chill down their spine. How would they even begin to explain what had transpired previously, especially knowing of the magician's overprotective nature? Ah, Freminet had no idea. Thinking was a daunting task with the ringing in their ears and the fuzziness of their vision. It was only a matter of time until--

The creak of a door swinging open sent their heart plummeting to the pits of Teyvat.

Wide eyed like a deer in the headlights, Freminet stared up at those sharp lavender eyes. They didn't have time to react before they were ushered into the room, Lyney barely sparing a second at the sight of the bruised and bloodied diver. Having experienced this time and time again, they knew any moment now, the questions would come flooding.

"What happened?" Lyney whispered, taking both of Freminet's gloved hands in his. His attempts at keeping the panic in his voice at bay had been proving futile.

"I..."  shoot. What to say? "I got caught in some crossfire while diving. Just some- some hunter rays fighting." they hoped that would be enough. Judging by the look on Lyney's face though, probably not.

"You're lying." There it is... They were expecting that. He gestured towards his bed, hidden behind a set of black silky curtains with the rectangular frame wrapped in sparkling fairy lights. "Sit."

Freminet did as they were told. What more could they do? Besides, they were not complaining. It wasn't the time to act. That adrenaline rush was long gone, leaving their bruised legs trembling to a point Freminet wasn’t so sure they could stand for much longer. It did not take long before Lyney had seated himself beside Freminet, routinely taking their hand in his own as he begun to inspect the damage done. Although unable to fully see it, the hovering presence of Lyney's hands over their bruised neck and legs didn't escape them.

"Tell me really; what happened?" Lyney questioned again, albeit with more force. Then came a different question, before Freminet could even respond to his first.

"Who, or what, did this to you?"

Oh, they could hear the resentment bubbling beneath the surface of that calm tone of voice. There was no point in lying, all it would do was provoke the magician. And with a raspy voice,

"I got into a fight." Freminet confessed. The very moment they opened their mouth, the steady trickle of blood continued to ooze at the corner of their lips. This time, they couldn't be bothered to wipe it away.

The silence was crushing. Freminet didn't expect the white and red walls of the bedroom to be more suffocating than the water pressure at seafloor. All that disturbed it was the thump, thump, thump of his heartbeat, steadily increasing as seconds ticked on.

"Let’s get you patched up first." and with that, Freminet let out a breath they didn't know they were holding. At least they had time to think up some way to answer the next inevitable big question. Lyney already had reached into the med kit, digging out a variety of medical supplies to begin treatment.

The following few minutes were consistent of that same tense lack of noise between the siblings as Lyney begun treating the wounds. Freminet never would get over how cautious Lyney was whilst treating his loved ones; the way he moves so delicately, as though they were a glass antique, priceless and fragile. It was a nice contrast to the stress-inducing, pressuring events they'd had the misfortune of enduring earlier that day.

"So... Where's Lynette?"

"She's out picking up props." Lyney replied, his tone lighter than previously. "I had some new tricks planned for our next show, I want to do more, well, flashy stuff."

"By that you mean...?" Freminet tilted their head to the left, wincing as the sting of antiseptic made contact with an open cut. Through gritted teeth, they muttered, "your shows are already very... Flashy."

"Yes, but I was thinking more balance-oriented acts." now that got their interest. "Lynette and I have great balance... Well, er, moreso her than I, but you get the point. I don't know what exactly we're going to do, but you know, trial and error always gets us places."

"Right." oh, how many times had they witnessed the spectacle that is Lyney and Lynette's Trial-and-Error Shows, as the siblings call it? It ranged from anything to mesmerizing perfection, something worthy of the biggest stages on Teyvat, to an explosive disaster that leads to either injuries or broken props. But that's the fun of magic, right? Unpredictable in every way, even to the magicians performing it. "And I assume I’ll be your audience?"

"But of course!" A hand affectionately ruffled through Freminet's already messed up hair. Then, to their surprise, a set of nails begun to comb through their messy strands of light blond hair. "Your opinion is always a great help."

Their heart might as well have stopped. Just as casually as Lyney said that he changed the topic. "So, how do you feel?"

Freminet hadn't realized just how quickly Lyney had gone through the treatment process. As they felt around their bandaged neck, they, well, couldn't help but be impressed.

"Better." the world was still hazy, but they didn't want to worry Lyney more than they already had. They added swiftly, "thank you."

All that they received was a "mm-hm." and with that, their heart sunk.

"So..."

There it is.

"Who?"

Freminet bit their bottom lip. One word, spoken so innocently, but with a threat lingering underneath it. Classic Lyney. They had lied to Lyney's face so many times, but the magician always managed to see through it like Freminet were made of glass. At least, most of the time.

"It… was another diver." they murmured. Lyney didn't interject, but they could hear him tensing. "It was- it was somebody recently hired by the fishing association, but I think they got fired." Freminet paused. "And no, I didn't get a name."

"What about... An appearance?" they knew that was coming. "Any notable details?"

"I don't remember."

Seconds went by, feeling like hours to Freminet. They could feel his gaze burning daggers into them, and it was only though sheer willpower that Freminet didn't break. Lyney eventually sighed, shrugging with his hands. "Oh well, can't be helped, I suppose. Don't worry about it." a glint lit up Lyney's lavender colored eyes. "Say- how about we go catch up with Lynette? If you're feeling up to it, of course!"

Freminet knew damn well that Lynette would immediately be informed of what happened, if she didn't already know by some weird psychic identical twin thing. She always seems to know. "Sure... I guess."

Not a second was wasted before Lyney dragged poor Freminet out of the room, ushering them along with sparkling eyes.

That lie about the other diver worked like a charm, didn't it?

[unproduciblesmackdown]

has happened plenty around iconis goings on but what an all-timer

[singswan-springswan]

favorite batfam au is Talia Al Ghul Wayne. Shrike. butcher bird. she becomes a cryptid but she is not a poor little meow meow unlike her husband and his furry friend burglar. batfam at peak functionality. Damian is soooooo unstoppable

[sapphroditewrites]

workin on a little gift for the holidays for y'all bc i'm so damn slow with the affair au (which i've weirdly started writing backwards? it's funny how that helps sometimes, but it's helped a lot)

it's not gonna be super polished and spit-shined like i usually try for, but it's something i was hoping to get around to every year, if that doesn't spoil the surprise lol

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hey Bean! I was wondering can the peppino clones have peppino clones of their own? Or would they all be infertile?

(Short answer: Yes and no! Some are able to reproduce, some are not!

Longer answer, undercut bc we talk about sexual reproduction briefly (nothing explicit tho ofc)

It depends on whos- er which batch the clone came from!

Many of the first clones were infertile, but as experiments went on, some were able to reproduce asexually via budding or mitosis (usually with the former for Fake Peppinos and the latter for the Peppiclones)

As they introduced more animal DNA into the experiments, particularly frog DNA, some were able to lay unfertilised eggs, although they never got to the point of laying fertilised eggs

The most recent clones could simulate mammalian reproductive organs, but the whole project was shut down and abandoned before any experiments could be done

Pretty much all the clones are probably unaware of their reproductive abilities, besides the occasional accidental budding, so there will probably not be any babies to be had for a very long time! (It's also not my focus here, even if I do love babies jfdjkfd)

Refer to Case #00258 for more information.

[divine-swag-summit]

ok so i started listening to the magnus archives again and uhhhhhh:

mikaele salesa is a nice guy???? what??? ok

ya know i was kinda wondering if martin had his own domain cuz like, if he's not a victim he's a perpetrator, right? also it's kinda cool that his domain is a mix of the lonely and the eye

so john can also turn people into avatars?? thats actually really cool

honestly i think that whole conversation martin had with himself was good actually, like i do actually trust that he wasnt just trying to get martin to stay. i agree that martin def needed a bit of time to himself cuz so much has been happening lately and he really needed a break from all that

anyway yeah i only listened to a few episodes today so uhhhh thats it for now

[generallysapphic]

i really liked that vampire shuri x reader idea … what y’all think?? 👀👀

[floral-hex]

Haven’t been sleeping well because, and this is the stupidest reason, I’m so full of damnable longing. All I do is yearn and pine and want.

[libidinous-weeb]

okay Last BG3 content but holy shit. i have to recommend this to everyone on earth. it does contain spoilers but this is better than every romance novel i’ve read in the last 10 years and easily becoming my fave fanfic. even if you have no interest is bg3 you should fucking read this. it’s SO good.

if you like vampires you should read this. oh my god. the pining is incredible, the feelings are well handled, and the progression into sexual things is the most realistic i’ve ever read in any piece of media, ever. it’s a healthy sexual dynamic the likes of which i’m not sure i’ve EVER seen in fiction before.

it’s got drama and humor and hot sexy vampire boyfriend and witty sarcastic dialogue. what the fuck more could you ask for.

The Arrangement

Summary: You managed to convince Astarion not to go through with the rite of profane ascension. He remains a vampire spawn, and you now offer your blood from time to time to help with his sanguine hunger until a solution is found.

Even though you had both decided to stay as friends back in Moonrise Towers, lines begin to blur once more as other cravings come to the surface… and things with Astarion are seldom uncomplicated.

Pairing: Astarion x female!Tav

Rating: Explicit/18+

Setting: Canon compliant. Post-endgame.

Warnings (will be added as the series progresses): Blood drinking. Pining. Biting. Sexual tension. Mentions of past abuse. Explicit smut.

Chapter 1 - Bloodlust

Chapter 2 - In Between

Chapter 3 - Inconvenience

Chapter 4 - Solution

Chapter 5 - Confrontation

Chapter 6 - Broken

Chapter 7 - Tension

Chapter 8 - Revelations

Chapter 9 - The Arrangement

Chapter 10 - A New Way

Chapter 11 - First Light

Chapter 12 - In the Beginning

Chapter 13 - Tempest

Chapter 14 - Trance

Chapter 15 - Acquaintances

Masterlist . AO3 (cross-posted there)