#“okay”

[purpleguysimp]

Alex williams has a restoration hobby/hyperfixation and the lankmann foundation takes full advantage of it

[sophfandoms53]

They showed Lisa crying in the fridge and Cedric just tryna put the chicken away😭😭

[mayisgoingnuts]

I love when my mom decides to change plans all by herself and gives me no heads up about them HAHSHDJSJAJAHAHAHAHAA J LOVE IT SO MUCH/SAR /NEG

[sw33t--t00th]

The beach that makes you old from the movie Old

Get Mr Puzzles

Put him on the beach that makes you old

Would he just crumble?

[mini-leafster]

Uhhh if you’re going on a walk maybe keep an eye out, funny plant’s gone on a rampage

XKAY.

[greeen-bean]

When Addison Grace said "Sometimes when my heads in space I swear I see the god that everyone's crying to and talking about. It kinda looks just like my mom, so I guess it kinda looks just like me if you turn your head the right way, so I take after her." and when my mother said "Shut up" because I'm being too publicly emotional about this song

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[codecicle]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[ashes-in-a-jar]

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[housederiva]

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

(here's the fic btw)

[mintjaan]

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[vaspider]

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[violetsandshrikes]

kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….