#monster high the movie

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

monster high (live action) + text posts (pt 3)

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[ancientpersacom]

Age must be so fucking annoying in the monster high universe. Like you’ve got monsters who age like humans so, then there’s monsters like vampires and mummy’s who are like 4000 years old but still look and act 16. There’s some undead monsters who are permanently stuck the age they died. There’s monsters like Frankie who were MADE to be a certain age like 16 but have only actually been alive and breathing like 5 days.

So how is age measured in universe? I’d assume it would be based on someone’s mental age, like their mental development (if they can understand the world around them, if they can consent, if they can handle adult responsibilities etc) rather then their physical one. Bc again you’ve got 1000 year old vampires that are still bodily 16.

Like is there a test you have to take? A medical procedure? Is each species studied enough to know when in that species life they become a consenting adult who can drink alcohol and drive and stuff?

And life for the monsters who don’t bodily age must be a blessing and a curse. Like yay! Young and beautiful forever, none of the problems that come with getting old! But you just KNOW there’d be some creeps who go after the monsters who are bodily young but mentally an adult for the wrong reasons.

TLDR give me an official outline on how age works in the monster high universe please because there’s no way it can be simply just the number of years you’ve been around.

[deuces-stone-cold-style]

Saw this tweet and thought "hey there is literally a scene like this in the movie"

[a-zalea-garden]

Torelai wasn’t attacked by the witches in France because she’s a monster it was because she’s British

[caswensworld]

I think we can all agree that the outfits definitely got an upgrade

[ghostlyg0ssip]

this comes as a surprise to no one, but the third live action movie was not greenlit 😔

[fun-k-boards]

I'm watching the monster high life action movies because I wanted something to hate on while in my mood but like, they're actually really good? They're cheering me up a lot and reminded me of G1 a lot, which I watched as a kid and still rewatch often today. I wish that Ever After High would make a comeback as well and the two could crossover again.

Also, could I ask anybody who knows if the animated series is part of the same canon as the two movies? They look a lot different, so I'm not sure.

[fastandcute]

I want to go back to the times I watched Monster High ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

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[tanglednlove]

Howleen with her orange hair! Clawdeen in a new dress! Frankie rockin' a wig that makes them look like Ceci!

[angels-creative]

anyway, have some alignment charts!!!!

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

clawdeen, watching the news: some idiots tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

deuce and heath, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick

[ancientpersacom]

Oh my gods the MH community on Instagram is so insanely negative and toxic like how the fuck can you be THAT gross of a person to be all “ruined my childhood” “what the fuck is this” “stop-“ under every single g3 related post.

G3 AIN’T FOR YOU!!! IT’S FOR THE NEXT GENERATION OF KIDS!!! Can the OG now adult fans still consume G3? Of course they can. But we aren’t the target audience anymore. We’re grown ass adults and some of y’all are acting like literal toddlers throwing a tantrum because what? Lagoona is a different colour? The characters actually look their age and not 18? Your ship between two teenagers isn’t canon?This is a KIDS FASHION DOLL FRANCHISE not a fucking goth high school drama.

If you don’t like G3, that’s fine. Now shut up and let the kids enjoy things. I’m so sick of seeing bitchy adults punching down on literal kids (and other adults that can actually accept change and seperate G1 from G3). KEEP YOUR NASTY ASS NEGATIVE ASS HATEFUL ASS TOXIC ASS COMMENTS TO YOURSELF.

Ffs can y’all be nice for like two seconds? Did y’all miss the entire point of monster high? You know accepting flaws and spreading positivity and diversity? Your childhood isn’t ruined by g3 your childhood is ruined by your own inability to accept you’re an adult and things change now.

[canonqueercharacters]

The canon queer character of the day is:

Frankie Stein from the Monster High franchise, who is non-binary.

[a-zalea-garden]

Valentine is actually really good at painting. He loves oil paints and he paints delicate, calm landscapes. He hides them in a room in his house where his mother doesn’t go.

Spelldon’s hands shake too much to hold the brush. But he is a sketcher through and through and makes thick, messy graphite lines look sharp and elegant. He can’t draw anything but people, and Valentine is his favorite muse

[caswensworld]

Clawdeen is supposed to be the fashionable one but Frankie’s been eating every generation!

[autismbrain]

do you see my vision