#so yeah kinda hypocritical of me
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Fanfics should have Jason and steph interact more like they do in the comics like hugging at the end of task force z instead of just making steph and Cass practically identical so they don’t have to use either and only bringing steph in to make her threaten Jason over hurting Tim because he’s an owo sad boy. Like steph and Cass aren’t Stephen kings shining twins where neither can exist without the other and steph isn’t solely motivated by Tim. It’s a disservice to both characters to strip them back to besties and make their only dynamic each other. Cass and steph should get to exist as their own entities. Do I like steph and Cass interactions? Yes. But not when it’s the only option. And I don’t mean steph and Jason in a romantic sense because they’re siblings your honour.
Tbf the steph and Jason friendship in comics is a very recent thing which I am very happy about considering they have a lot in common and I'd love to see that explored more in fanfics especially bc like I said yesterday there could be a lot of mixed emotions there considering alot of the shit steph had to deal with from Bruce can be seen as a direct result of jason - I think the steph cass thing comes down to the usual of people not knowing about their personalities enough and them not actually even having fanon personalities outside of emotional support with the one thing people do know about them being they're besties so that's how they're written as a double act
#ask#anon#i dont have much room to talk tho lmao#last few days all my wee doodles#have once again been focused on my jock x cheerleader stephcass au#i cant decided what actually sport i want steph to play#so yeah kinda hypocritical of me
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tonight i'm gonna fall asleep and tonight i WILL dream about horrordust if i have anything to say about it,,,, i'm horrordustpilled they're everything to me right now. forever thinking about gshaewru's art of my hc,,,
the reluctant besties that they are. the assholes that they are. killer you should commit a koukatsu by maretu and kill their asses "you will never return here and the dead will not either"
#i have so much to say about how koukatsu is murder time trio coded#but anyways that's a seperate post for a seperate tine#EDUAGHGGG!!!! i cant believe i technically gave both dust and horror mourning wear in my designs#i just thought that horror's little cloak would be something stolen from undyne.....#but it can also be mourning wear like dust's cloak too!!! theyre mourning the past!!!! mourning what was lost!!!!!#i dont know where this came from but i saw some people say that dust wants to seperate himself from sans or something#or that he doesn't like the fact that he's sans#but idk to me it kinda seemed more like he just didn't like his inaction back then#but smh didnt you literally like how things were back then?? and ALSO is your form of action really the best possible choice???#i dont know dust's whole thing is being hypocritical but still!!! i dont think he'd try to seperate himself from classic#if he didn't want to cling onto the remnants of sans then why does he so enthusiastically and openly talk to phantom papyrus#killer is RIGHT THERE he's a REAL character that wants to be seperate from sans..... and you see how that works out for him#yeah the trio's awesome. the amount of parallels they have kills me#the more horrordust i come up with the more reasons i give killer to hate these 2#the mutual hate never stops :3#the kitsune the bunny and the pig. killer dust and horror#UGH koukatsu is SO trio coded..... i need to do another songs that remind me of the mtt but this time with better elaboration#I must Rest. It is 12 am. I have school. This week is Thanksgiving break Thankfully#hahaha take THAT non americans..... i get this day off and you dont :3333#tricule rant#hiding all of the horrordust content i have in my drafts rn but soon i'll unleash the beasts
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i feel like perhaps my own sense of morality and personhood gets a lil lost in translation when i do analysis type shit so just some things to keep in mind when reading anything from me
i dont really have an internal sense of morality, simply consequences and principles
this means i dont really care for whats "good", simply for whats logical which can sometimes be confused for/muddled with whats good cause to me whats logical is whatever causes the least problems in the long run
this also means that things like hypocricy, selfishness, deceit, etc are value neutral to me and are only really problems when they actually Cause problems so when i say someone has a trait thats commonly seen as something negative i dont necessarily see it as such
related to the above, i believe most personality traits are value neutral including things commonly seen as "good" and that on their own they dont mean much of anything, their meanings come from how the actual person uses them
its also why i dont really take much note of "negative" values until they pass a certain threshold or if im specifically talking about those traits
i react a lot more than i actually feel cause if i align with what i actually feel then yall are literally getting nothing from me ever lol
im a Lot more paranoid and emotionally & interpersonally disconnected than i let on which definitely colors how i do analysis
this especially applies to psychology things cause things related to it can be a genuine danger for me (both socially and my own psyche) so im a lot more hyperreactive of warning signs regarding that (whether perceived or true)
uhh i dont think it actually Changes what i say but it might change how yall read my posts, unless ig youre someone who already assumed i dont actually care that much lol
#mine.tks#theres very few traits i consider objectionable no matter what and its shit like being fascist; rapist; etc#and the ones i consider bad even without context can be worked on such as racism; transphobia; etc#and things both i and other ppl find bad we may find bad for different reasons#most just kinda dont matter to me until they Actually start causing unnegotiable problems#idk expecting someone to only have ''good''' traits ever is just kinda... okay idk the right word for it but like eugenicist#so yeah when i call idk zam fickle or kab hypocritical or bacon annoying or ash egotistical#and when i call minute heroic or 4c generous or branzy wise or hannah just#i dont necessarily say them as good or bad things its just how they are; whether they make it good or bad or neutral is up to them#well thats in my own personal sense of morality anyway#ive talked about it before but there Are traits i consider good or bad in a lifesteal context#but its mainly based on what is most useful to the lsers themselves rather than any moral judgement on my part#and just like the traits outside of the ls context; the lsers can flip circumstance around and use those traits to the their dis/advantage
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So, no new merch drop for this short of all shorts but all those ugly youtooz collaborations including that one cringe to end all cringe black face-y Alastor figurine is still up on sharkrobot? 😔
It's such a shame because I think as a self proclaimed queen of ironically genuine unironic vivziepop merch that I can say that I am, I saw at least a couple good options I would've loved to be seen made into mini posters or even little sketch books or something like I've seen them doing lately... I think I would've been tempted to buy this specific design as a mat or something too...smh.
#Helluva Boss#Hazbin Hotel#hazbin hypocritical#youtooz#shark robot#bad merch design#bad merch designs#ugly merch#missed opportunities#So far I have ...#Two specific fanmade “radiodust” plushies ...#Two specific fanmade standees with no logos (the way I like them ...)#And one specific fanmade throw blanket and art print I'm still patiently waiting to b produced and shipped to me as a set but that's it lol#I don't think I've actually bought anything off the official#vivziepop#store since last valentines day and even then it was only that valentine themed pin board and two keychains ...#Like I dunno why the official merch has to honestly suck so much now but part of me think it's cause they know#fanartists#will always kinda outdo them anyway lol... <3#I have some more things to say about that#helluva boss short#But y'all acting like that girl is an exact representation of the fandom itself and not like ... a reflection of what#ashley nichols#michael kovach#and#hunnicast#did to and for our reputation is exhausting ... Yeah I said it. Lol...#undescribed
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why do you care so much about some shitty game you can't even play.
Because it's cool and interesting to me? I don't know whether you're talking about MO4 (has some translated stuff and a decent sized fandom so I know what's going on and stuff) or 数字のヤツら (has some animation memes, but otherwise I don't know much about it but it still looks cool to me and one of the core reasons why I'm trying to learn Japanese atm) but still, I don't get what you're trying to get out of this
Besides, I technically can play both games as I have working PC atm
It's just the language barrier preventing me, but with enough devotion from either myself (learning Japanese, which will probably take me a few years) or others (translators who patch the game and make it available in English, unlikely for 数字のヤツら to get a translation though as it isn't really that popular) I'll be able to play
Also if I didn't care about translation quality I could just use something like Google Translate on my phone and play that way
#are you one of my ex-friends or something#you sure act a lot like him#if so you sure are a hypocrite considering the stalking issue your best friend (who is also one of my ex-friends) went through#also kinda cruel of you considering how you knew that i went through some uh#pretty horrid stalking and harassment when i was 12-13 on my old discord account#assuming it is you#or someone else from that friend group#i have a lot of issues with you if you are him#even if you're the one who unfriended me first#if you're from that friend group then uh#stay away from me please <3#if you're a random person then i guess you can keep being an edgy anon#i know it's you who sent those other asks that were in this typing style of yours#i'm not going to close anon asks unless things get real bad#since i like having anon asks on#but yeah if you're him or someone from that friend group#please leave me alone
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not saying i'd do this cuz im very very hesitant but . people have patreons for like,, wips n stuff right?? like people pay to see ur work early or whatever? would any of y'all be at all interested
#qktalks#my take on this sorta stuff is very hypocritical of myself#idk if that's the right word i'm tired#but like . i'm all for artists making a living wage like yeah that's awesome. support artists#but also i'm like ''well other artists can make people pay for their work. me tho ? no what is wrong w u''#why would anybody ever pay me for my work i find the concept so incredibly hard to wrap my head around#like i'm not even saying that as a ''oh boo hoo i suck'' kinda way im literally just#i guess im not the type of person to buy art. like buying art seems like a kinda ? crazy concept to me?? idk i just don't do it#even if i rly rly like a piece i prolly won't buy physical versions of it. i never have#but i know other people Do. they buy shit all the time#i see an artist go ''hey pay me $5 a month and u can see my wips and my first drafts n stuff''#and i go ''hey they're makin money from it that's cool''#but the idea of me forcing people to pay if they wanna see smth i can give them for free ?#it seems .................................................... Evil#LIKE . I KNOW IT'S NOT#idk . anyway rant over patreon or no
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this is kinda random but it crossed my mind again today and I figured I'd bring it up, but if you're a friend/mutual of mine and you post art or something that I don't reblog, please don't take it personally. i have a lot of fandoms blocked for my own reasons and quite a bit of the content that y'all post falls into some of that and I just straight up Don't See It kfjdng
anyway. felt like clearing that up just in case it bothered anyone ><;;
#sometimes i get self conscious about this but like#i just don't engage in certain fandoms for one reason or another#has nothing to do with how i feel about friends/mutuals tho#y'all are Cool and i'm glad you're Creating Stuff!#but also this is still my personal blog filled with things that relate to me or what i like so i dont always? wanna put stuff on here#that i dont really wanna engage with or don't care much about you know?#i know i share a lot of posts about the importance of reblogs so this probably sounds hypocritical but it is what it is#y'all dont have to like/reblog any of my stuff either if you don't want to it's all a matter of what you wanna put on your own blog#like yeah it does help of course#but no one is obligated to do that sort of thing kjfsghf#anyway nothing particular brought this on or anything it just kinda popped into my head just now#spectre says#delete later probably
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ig another reason why i dont rly post that much abt aini and oso
#some ppl sometimes just get mad bc u 'mischaracterized' the canon character.#when in reality he's not really getting mischaracterized. idk im just tired of that thought#like who cares if he's doing smth a lil different from canon. im not fucking his whole character up. get a grip#same ppl who complain do the same thing prob idk it's just hypocritical atp and it makes me not wanna post abt them#like oh my god he has a job in my au so what.. plz look in the mirror. this is anime. it's okay.#idk it's fun putting a moron in sophisticated world settings. but maybe he isn't a moron 100% of the time! like he can do shit yknow#like yeah im gonna draw him doing stuff. that's not like what he does in the show..but so what.. . . hesowars tabi dame literally#all the games r aus why should it matter. idk whatever. this is kinda dumb but im tired of that corny ass shit that gets thrown around#whenever someone has fun with characters. it's an au . alternate universe. idk ehhhh#LAME ! *i throw up and sob*
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OK this is the last post I make on the topic because I don't like being too personal on Tumblr (not anymore at least) and tbh I might delete this after a while but it is so upsetting to see people shit on people who are addicted to gacha games. It doesn't matter what it is an addiction is an addiction. I've heard of people going into debt over these things like do you understand how sad and terrible that is. And like maybe idk we shouldn't laugh at them for spending 1k+ on some anime waifu maybe we should idk treat them like a human being and help them.
#turning off reblogs on this because i dont want this spreading#i say personal because ive been affected#not the extent that i've put myself in debt or anything wild don't worry#and to me its less how much i spent and more how fucking fast i was to spend it#but thats as much detail as i'll give#because a) i dont want to discuss it with you guys i love y'all but i have to set my boundries#and b) because as i said i would literally get made fun of for it#and people justify it like 'oh the characters are well written!' yeah because they want you to care about them so you spend money#its literally what the whole system is based on#in gensh!n at least i cant speak for other gacha games#the fundemental system is still fucked up#and look i wouldn't judge anyone for playing these games because that would be hypocritical#so like if you play them whatever#but just do really really think about what you're doing#for your own sake#i know its hard too i wont lie i miss gens!n because i used to play with my gf#she was so understanding though when i came away from it love that woman so much#not sure i would have stopped if it wasn't for her#im probably making it sound worse than it was but then again its probably like oh it wasn't that bad but if you think about it kinda was#just not as severe i suppose#and like final thing but the fact that i literally dont feel i can talk to anyone about this#im much better than i was because ultimately just coming away from the game and the fandom helped#but like because of the stigma around it on and offline i wouldn't feel safe talking about it unless its a professional therapist#and that's so fucked up#sounds like im looking for sympathy im sorry im really not (maybe a little subconsciously) but i want people to know that yeah its fucked#and you're not cool or better because you bully people for it especially if you play them yourself#sorry this post is all over the place ill def be deleting this in a few hours LMAO i just need to get it off my chest#and in fairness to y'all ye're good listeners#ask to tag
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we need more #girl transformers who look completely indistinguishable from the guys I mean big blocky shapes no dumbass makeup no Dainty Features I want a dozen characters who have the same design philosophy as, like, shockwave or ratchet or bulkhead or tfp soundwave who just happen to be girls
#skywarp being a girl in tfe is so epic but the design is an L for me im sorry#i genuinely hate so much of how the ladies are designed in tf and I will admit im#kinda a hypocrite here bc i really love arcee's g1 design + elita and her girlies#but uhhhhhhhhh yeah <3#🐝.txt
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Mfs can't understand a blunt mf they always gotta try and read between the lines or straight up deny the words you're saying and deny how you feel
#I just woke up so Imma overshare without worrying abt it lmao#like yeah people should be wary there are some messed up people out there but like#I'm being straight up with you I do not have the energy to keep up a lie and I just think it is much easier to have clear communication#people just instantly assume that I'm up to something or not being sincere they don't even give me a chance#bcuz if they did they would instantly be able to tell that I am just like that and I am being as straight up as I possibly can#people just aren't use to that ig#¯\_(ツ)_/¯ that's why I just assume everyone is telling the truth to me and if they did lie my trust in them would break thru those lies#they will eventually tell me the truth if they feel they can trust me and if they don't then that is their business#if someone spends all their time formulating lies for me then that is /their/ energy wasted. not mine lmao#just like let go bro it ain't a big deal to just say stuff straight up you just gotta figure out the right ways to say stuff is all#ya just gotta be real with urself and sometimes shit it confusing af and that is normal brains tend to just fuck around#situations aren't black and white so you might seem hypocritical but again that's life#the best you can do is show how you feel thru actions when words fail you#and people might not understand you but at least you know how you are and you either accept it or make efforts to get better#~.~ me when I get too into it listen I got a little sibling who doesn't understand lots of stuff like I'm trying to teach them things#so I kinda go into this mode a lot of just like trying to explain stuff mostly abt understanding emotions and that other people feel things#I also talk abt this stuff with my other sibling but they are older so it's usually a lot of trying to figure out brain stuff#and trying to come to an understand etc etc I like to talk about these types of things and I might not have all the answer but like#I try. it doesn't work for everyone but hopefully it can at least help people discover what DOES help them#like it might seem like I value honesty a lot but I honestly don't care if people lie to me that is their business ✌️😋#like it only bothers me when it's obvious like Oh I didn't put that dish there I put it somewhere else Well buddy ur the only other person#who else did it or like Oh I didn't say anything I didn't say a word and it's like Buddy I know you did it just own up it's over with#people lie a lot in an attempt to avoid getting in trouble and specifically people getting angry at them but like I'm not the type to argue#I'm not gonna get mad and if I do I'll cool down pretty easily as long as we actually talk things out but like I don't get mad often#I don't really mind most things like if you talk shit behind my back that's not my business lmao just goes to show ur own character#like so many things are not my problem and simply show ur own judge of character#if you don't like me simply don't talk to me 😌 it's really not a big deal I don't mind at all#anyway I ramble... I could likely ramble more but I assume Imma run outta tag space soon
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huh...wuh..accidentally hit daigo with the bpd beam (unintended projection is scary) in sumn im writing but now im thinking daigo could totally have it chairman daigo is better at managing it but 2006 daigo is already doing bad whats another thing on the pile hes got the risky behaviour he's got the impulsiveness maybe the unstable relationships (im reaching i think)..maybe im just smarter than everyone and right and awesome wow..
(i rambled sorry) (my bad) (headcanons are so fun for me sorry)
you come into my house and proclaim yourself smarter than me when it comes to daigo dojima i will make your execution quick and painless
unfortunately you're right in this one instance cause i dont know a licka anything about BPD so i'll SIMPLY have to take your word on it. whats another trouble for the boy yk
#snap chats#'but snap i thought you were a psychologist' so did i but im only now realizing i know absolutely nothing about BPD#i mean as the name suggests 'bipolar disorder' it's about heavy and frequent mood swings but thats all i could tell you about it#which i cant say isnt all that far fro Y2 -> early Y3 daigo but its hard for me to say its because of BPD#the psychology of daigo dojima is one of my favorite things to think about he's such A Guy but A Troubled Guy#like to me daigo's behavior can be more attributed to depression#his Y2 behavior anyway- which makes sense as to why he calms down more by Y3#he's at peace with what happened to his father and kiryu- it's not a smooth transition#of course he lashes out in that RGGO but his behavior gets corrected p quick#idk i wont go on this tangent too long you did say this was a projection kinda beat and yk what#who am i to wanna dunk on someone trying to see themselves in another chara id be a hypocrite if i did#if anythin this ask's just reminded me i should probably look more into BPD at some point since i hear bout it so much#from my vague understanding of BPD tho ik my bitch ass kept sayin masato had it#mostly cause there's a lung disease ALSO abbreviated BPD and yk. 'oh which bpd' Yeah. It's Both.#but no one wanna relate to masato he's crusty im so sorry anon these tags are getting worse and worse#i hope your writing goes well i'm sure you're doing a killer job
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@superstuckclamp Honey, I'm making a separate post on this because I appreciate you preferring my hot femme takes over all the shitty men in this fandumb, I really do ... But just so everyone is clear on where I'm sitting:
Please, don't mention any of those of shitty men's names in comparison to me on one of my posts ever again, even in the tags...just don't do it.
And I know it's extremely difficult just because of the way both these shitty men have monopolized info in this fandom, killed the vibes and bronifed it before girlies like me even had the chance to get started, but please, do try to stop reading/watching/listening to their shitty fuckboi opinions altogether if possible and try to love yourself a little more ... I know you can if you found me... And I keep posting my takes in the fandom maybe one day you'll actually have the option to stop listening to all the shitty fuckbois making this fandom dumb when you don't need to.. But I'm so glad to know if you (obviously) prefer me to them, then it's a sign that my efforts are apparently working! (And my 'curse' isn't meant for you if that wasn't clear... It's meant for these men ... But you truly have have a blessed day, now! ^_^ ♥ X.O)
#Hazbin Hotel#Helluva Boss#hazbin hypocritical#luna replies to people#superstuckclamp#I'm not angry with you or anything for the comparison sweetie I promise you! :D <3#I'm just so sick and tired of all the#bnf bullshit#big name fan bullshit#fuckboi bullshit#talking over the fandom space so I'm just making the clarification that I in no way want to be associated with the likes of#ayylmao.tv#iox#nuxanor#or#petitprincess1#while I can ...#But yeah in case it wasn't clear ...again ...#The first image is the 'curse' being placed on#nux#and the last image is 'nux's curse' being passed down to#ayylmao#ayylmaotv#to curse them both and I put another banner over Joan's classic expression because (much like Medrano) she's too pretty to be associated#with all these shitty alt right youtubers especially Vtubers..(Ugh. why?!)#So yeah... certainly please never compare *ME* to any of these shitty people ever again babes! <3 But I kinda really do like the way this#meme turned out .. Lol! :D <3 X.O#undescribed
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Sepang 2004: Sete Gibernau is interrogated about his involvement in Valentino Rossi's back-of-the-grid penalty for the race in Qatar. He is also asked about his relationship with Rossi going forwards. (Part 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6)
"We never protested from our side. [...] I was the first one who said I wanted to clean my spot and not only my spot, I think it would have been a good idea to clean everyone's spot because myself being in the safety commission, I think it would have been safer. Not any advantage as far as results, but it would have been safer for everyone to clean the spot. So basically that's what I wanted to do. But I was blocked to do that. They didn't let me do that. And after that, if your question is, if I went - or anyone of myself or whoever to complain of this situation, it wasn't me. Because like I say, it would be pretty [contradictory] to try and clean and then say that I don't want to clean or that someone has done that."
"And your team was not behind it at all, even though I'm sure you're aware that one of your mechanics was called to give evidence at the protest." "Again, I can talk for myself and from what I wanted to do or what I didn't want to do so I think if you go back there and see who made the protest, you will see who actually did it." "It was HRC." "Am I a HRC factory rider?"
#sete gibernau#brr brr#//#sg15#right this is the one lads#friday would be the quali presser btw because it's a saturday race#I feel like if I stare at this too long I get into pop psychology lie detector territory. making notes of his nervous gestures etc etc#he's not doing a good job at selling it because he's over intellectualising it like you just have to be more straightforward here#sete going 'that would have been hypocritical of me' is an AWFUL defence buddy he's calling you a backstabbing cunt!!#like yeah he doesn't just think you're a hypocrite he thinks you're out to get him!! come on#'I suggested everyone do this and then didn't do this but my direct rival got done for doing what I'd suggested' ehhhhhhhhh#but at the end of the day that's just his character... for better or for worse he was just not quite built for this#I get why so many journalists loved valentino because honestly being a journalist during his time in the sport must have been a GREAT gig#banger last line from sete. unfortunate how it didn't help him avoid being psychologically scarred from this but still#ugh it's tough because I do kinda want sete to be telling the truth bc the story is funnier that way but in the interest of being objective#but I do feel like. maybe he was a littleeeee bit aware of it. maybe not actively initiating it maybe just looking the other way#which would still be a disproportionate response from valentino!! to be clear!! vowing to destroy him is some cartoon villain shit#curse tag
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Bodyswap w/ Gojo part 2
part 1, here
Contains: fem reader, caught masturbating, teasing, dirty talk, rough sex :3, unprotected sex, multiple creampies, multiple orgasms, kinda selfcest?? (they’re in each others body’s while they fuck), spanking
MDNI
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"Ahh! F-fuck, mmm-" Gojo's voice could be heard from the other side of the door, with squelching accompanying the lewd moans into the hallway. Gojo pressed your body up to the door quietly, listening to you use his body to get off after telling him to not even look at yours in the shower. Someone's a little hypocrite~ he internally cooed, fighting back a giggle.
As full of Gojo was of himself, he wasn't the type of guy to get off on his own moans, but he did find it arousing that you were in his body and were using him like some slut for your own pleasure. He waited patiently until he heard his body cum, still pressed against the door until the sighing and shuffling on the other side of the door died before he knocked to announce his arrival.
Here the two of you lie, in your room in silence while Gojo stares at the poorly tucked away cum rag you used to clean up your mess under your bed. "Ahh~ I always feel so much better after a shower." He sighs, starting up a conversation. "Mmm, me too." You mumbled, still staring at the ceiling from your place on the bed. "Yeah? Why don't you go take one?" He asked, walking over to your bed and making himself comfortable as he lay against your pillows.
"Gross Satoru, I'm not taking a shower in this body, unless I have to.. and who said you could sit on my bed?" You chastized, setting yourself up on your forearms to look at him, finding that it was still hard to make eye contact. Every time you did you were reminded of what a pervert you had been, and how you probably almost got caught.
"No? You don't feel dirty?" He asked pouting out his bottom lip teasingly, insistent on keeping his eyes glued to yours even tho yours tried to avoid his like the plague. "Why would I feel dirty? You had your infinity on during the fight, you're spotless." You rambled. "Maybe, but don't you feel the need to wash up after you cum?" He said, leaning your head in his hands as he smiled at you from under your lashes.
You felt your entire body heat up at his words, you had the same feeling as when you took one too many candies as a kid and your parents called you out for it. You could feel your face heat up and your palms become sweaty. You tried to play dumb, making brief eye contact with your body and noticing the smug look Gojo had manipulated on its face, before plopping your head back down on the bed as you laid flat and made yourself at home by staring at the ceiling once more.
"W-why is that relevant?" You questioned, hoping somehow that Gojo hadn't somehow caught on to what you did in his body, you thought you had been so careful! "Playing coy doesn't sound good when it's coming from my voice~" He said, dragging out his words for emphasis as he sat straight, looking down at his form as you lay still on the bed. Fuck, how did his technique work again? He could teleport, right, maybe if you just closed your eyes realllly hard and focused you could excape this horribly awkward conversation.
You tried, you really did, but to no avail. When you opened your eyes you were still looking at your tan ceiling, and you still saw your body looking down at you through your peripherals. "Did it feel good?" He asked, making your face heat up. "It sounded like it felt good." He giggled. "Y-you were listening?" You gasped, looking into your eyes now as the two of you kept eye contact. "I don't think that really matters when you violated my body when I was away~" He cooed, making a strong point. You still couldn't help but feel embarrassed thinking about how much me might've heard.
"S-Satoru I'm sorry, really, I have no excuses I just- fuck I don't even know what came over me." You blushed, trying to keep eye contact with yourself to seem more sincere as you spoke to him. "Ahh~ I cant believe you would do this after you yelled at me to not even look at your body~" He said dramatically, wrapping your arms around your body to block off your view and make you look smaller as he pretended to feel violated.
The white-haired man was having so much fun right now, it wasn't every day he got to tease you like this, so he figured why not drag it out a bit. You started apologizing profusely, saying over and over how sorry you were before your own laugh cut you off. "S-sorry." He stuttered through a laugh, whipping his own smile off your face as he dropped your chin down to look at you in faux seriousness. Something told you he didn't care as much as he said he did.
"It's amusing to hear you grovel like this, I didn't mean to laugh out loud." He confessed, making your face heat up in annoyance. You were mad that you had zero ground to chastise him right now as if he really was upset about this whole thing, you didn't want to make it any worse. "It did feel good though right?" He asked again, biting your lip as he scooted closer to his body. "My cock is sooo sensitive I bet you were having a field day~ I don't blame you for not being able to stop~" He sympathized, using your hand to rub over his abs, a sensation that made your skin tingle under his touch.
"S-satoru-" You tried to interrupt him, "Did you play with my balls too? I never last long when I do that." He added, lowering his hand to rub over his v-line as he watched the tent in his pants grow slowly and steadily at his words. "Satoru what are you d-doing?" You managed to ask, his voice coming out meek and submissive. The man hummed, caressing his hand lower and lower until he reached the band of his sweats, teasing your fingertips under the waistline.
"I guess I'm just a little envious that you got to experience cumming in my body, and I didn't even get to look at yours~" He pouted, playing dumb. He made a good point, you had perved out on his own body like this when you set such strict rules for him, that he sounded like he actually followed. "So what does that mean?" You asked hesitantly, swallowing hard when he pulled back his pants and boxers before letting them snap back against your skin. "Well.. you must be a little curious to see what fucking something other than my hand feels like, right?" He asked, hitting the nail on the head.
"Satoru if you're talking about us having sex right now I don't-" Your voice cut you off, you felt a hand start to rub in tantalizing circles over the tent in your pants, and you quickly dropped your gaze away from your face to watch. "That's exactly what I had in mind~" He cooed, tilting his head at you while he rubbed his cock in your smaller hand. "Isn't that.. going to be uncomfortable?" You asked, surprising Gojo when you weren't immediately put off by the idea, the hand that was rubbing his cock definitely aiding in your answer.
"Does it feel uncomfortable?" He asked, sliding his hand under the waistband of his boxers as he gripped his cock with your hand and started stroking it directly. As good as pleasure felt in your body, he wished he could feel you touch his cock like this, but maybe after this, he would have an easier time getting you into bed when things went back to normal. "Hmm? Does it?" He cooed in your voice, making you blush at how seductive you sounded.
"F-feels good but-" You choked out through a moan, your breath hitching when Gojo slung your body to sit on top of himself as he used your free hand to cover his mouth, stopping your words. "Just look at me in the mirror if fucking your body is too weird~" He giggled, watching as your eyes looked past your body sitting on top of you as you made eye contact with Gojo's body in the mirror. "I for one don't mind looking at myself like this, I've definitely had a wet dream about this before." He giggled, easing your nerves at his unseriousness, you doubted he was joking either.
He released the hand that was covering your mouth as he pulled his boxers down enough for his dripping cock to spring out. "Fuck, are you that wet because of the situation, or is that all my body's doing?" He laughed, rubbing his pointer finger over the top of his dick as he tapped the precum agaisnt it, making a lewd wet 'plp' sound. "S-shut up." You groaned through your teeth, feeling the coil in your stomach tighten when he wrapped his hand around himself again and started stroking at a propper pace. "Shit, this is so weird, heh." Gojo laughed, the feeling of looking at himself while he jerked himself off, out of body, was truly an experience.
"This was y-your idea, don't complain now." You said in his voice, watching intently at his hand that moved over his cock expertly. His precise and knowledgeable movements felt a hell of a lot better than your own, and the visual of your hand dwarfed by his massive cock was a sight to behold, one that aided in your growing arousal. "Yeah, yeah." He said, briefly sitting up as he pulled your shorts and panties down your body, leaving his cock hanging twitching in the air between the two of you as he disrobed your body.
The man turned around and faced himself in the mirror as he sat on top of you, the bottom half of your body bare as he pulled your shirt over your body and feasted his eyes on your naked form. "Shit, actually.." He smirked, biting his lip as he ran your hands down your body seductively. "Fuck me like this, wanna watch your body move while you do it." He said, reaching behind you to grab his dick again and stroke it while he continued admiring your body.
"Satoru please don't look it's embarrassing." You begged, covering your face with his massive hands as your entire body felt like it was on fire from the arousal and combined embarrassment. "Im about to watch you get fucked, you might wanna get over your fears." He giggled. "Besides, you're fucking hot, can feel your body gettin' all horny from just lookin' at it." He confessed in your voice, making you whine. The man grabbed his dick and lifted his body over his cock, looking down to line it up with your entrance before he pressed the tip against your hole.
"W-wait Satoru a condom-" You warned when you felt him start to sit down on you. "Trust me, you do not want a condom on when you feel this." He said, gasping when his tip popped past the tight ring of your cunt. Every alarm that was going off in your head melted away when you felt the tight and warm sensation envelop his cock, you felt his balls twitch and tighten the more he sat down on his cock, you would worry about the lack of a condom later.
"Fuuuuuck, that's the shit~" He groaned, bottoming out on his cock while he placed his hands on his body's knees and stared at your body in the mirror, specifically where the two of you were connected. "I feel so fucking f-fulll~" He wined, wiggling his hips in circles on your lap as he tried to adjust to the feeling of having a cock inside him for the first time. His dick was pressing up against all the right spots in your walls he didn't even find when he was fingering your cunt earlier in the shower, this was a hundred times better than your pathetic digits, he started to understand why girls kept blowing up his phone after a one night stand now.
"I- I think I'm gonna cum- p-please don't move." You wined, using Satoru's massive hands to grip your body's waist hard enough to leave bruises as you tried to make sure he couldn't even wiggle around. "I wouldn't mind feeling that~" He said, referring to you filling him up. You tilted your head back and took some deep breaths to steady yourself. Your cunt was incredibly warm and wet it felt like it was going to melt his dick as he sat still on you. The strong warmth that had blossomed in your tummy was almost overbearing, and your head was spinning at all the stimulation.
You knew Gojo was experienced, so how did it still feel this good? How did it still feel so sensitive? Was it because it was your first time feeling anything like it? You chalked it up to that, your train of thought getting cut off when your voice spoke through the room.
"Can I move? This fucking cunt is aching for it." Satoru wined, trying to wiggle his hips in your strong grip. "I think so." You nodded when he looked at you for your approval. It was so freaky seeing someone else control your body, but the pleasure of your own cunt squeezing around the cock you temporarily had eased your nerves significantly. "You might have to help me out, never rode a dick before." He giggled in your voice, turning his head back to look at your body in the mirror as he lifted his weight until his dick was almost completely out of him, before he sat all of your weight back down on his cock.
"Oh- fuck-" Gojo wined in your voice, coming out a little more submissive than he would've liked. He quickly started a fast pace bounding on your lap, your jaw dropped open as you allowed yourself to feel everything. "Y-eah it feels fucking good d-doesn't it?" Gojo tried to laugh through a moan, your voice getting louder when you started fucking his hips up into your body, poisoning his dick in and out of the man who possessed your body.
Gojo was right, you could think of nothing worse than something like a condom blocking your direct contact from feeling your tight walls wrap around his cock like this. You were impressed by your strength in this body when you used your grip on the body on top of you to lift it up and bring it down harder on his cock, making him scream out while your breathing picked up.
"S-so roughh~" Gojo smiled at his current body in the mirror, abandoning one of his hands that had stabilized himself on your thigh to rub his clit in fast circles, making your walls squeeze his dick tightly. "God Satoru- loosen" thrust "up!" you grit in his voice, your eyes threatening to roll back in your head at how intense the feeling of your pulsing walls around his dick felt. "C-cant ohmygod c-cumming!" He cried suddenly, his back arching forward as your cunt spasmed around his cock.
You fucked him through his orgasm, loud short wines and curses fell from his lips as he came, his body jerked as the waves crashed over him, his body going limp in your hold. You took the opportunity to manhandle your body, quickly turning the two of you around in one swift movement you forced him into a weak doggystyle position, his face being pressed into the sheets while drool dripped out from the corner of his lips.
You couldn't let up on his cunt, the pulsing around his cock was an amazing feeling and you were determined to feel it again, Gojo pressed your thighs together and crossed your feet at the overstimulation he was feeling as mindless babbles and whines of your own name could be heard in your voice underneath you. You prayed no one was around the dorms at this time, as they might be a little confused on what they were hearing right now.
"Fuck- make me c-cum again give it to me g-give it to me" He whined, his words being slurred into one as you fucked heavy and mean thrusts into his cunt. You don't know what came over you, but the need to respond and talk dirty back to him was overwhelming you, "Yeah? Wanna cum all over this cock again?" You said, making yourself blush as you aroused yourself hearing his dirty words in your ears. "Y-e-ssssss fuckk~" Gojo whined into the sheets, a cock-drunken smile plastered on his face as he took everything your gave him.
You felt his balls coil tighter, the knot in his stomach tying itself harder into knots as you fucked a particularly soft spot inside your cunt. The telltale sign of Gojo's orgasm was creeping over his body, making your thrusts grow sloppy. Gojo laughed from underneath you, the sound being chopped up by moans. "Y-you're gonna c-cum arent you?" He teased, trying to look at you out of the corner of his eye.
You probably should've felt more uncomfortable with how arousing fucking your own body was, but you would probably dream about this night for years to come, so you could ponder about that later.
The expression Gojo had on your face was so pretty, you had to admit. Your eyes kept rolling back in your head each time you fucked into him, the fucked out smile he had on, the moans that were forced out of your mouth, and the way your cunt pulsed around you pushed you over the edge.
Gojo whined when he felt you still against his ass, "Yeahhhh fill me up, fuck your cum into me~" He whined, taking advantage of being in your body to say shit you would never say, for his own pleasure. He bit his lip at how warm his cum was when it shot rope after rope inside him. Your clit was throbbing at the feeling, he so badly wanted to reach down and pet it till he came as well, but he would wait till you started fucking into him again.
Right when you started coming down from your orgasm, something akin to the feeling of a back scratch, or getting your head massaged at the salon washed over the two of you. Suddenly you had an intense ache in your lower back, and your tummy felt strangely warm. "Heh, what a fucking twist~" You heard Gojo's voice coo down at you, only this time, you weren't in control of it anymore. "I wanted to feel my cock cum inside your cunt while I was in your body one last time, but now I can feel it from my own." He grinned maliciously.
Even though Gojo had just cum, he started fucking into you like a madman, the squelching between your legs was so much louder now as your combined cum gathered around the base of his thick cock. "Have fun in my body?" He asked, giggling with his signature headache inducing giggle, "You liked cumming inside something? Glad you didnt use a condom huhhh~?" He teased, pulling his hips back to the tip before he fucked his entire occk back into you, making you scream out.
Gojo had adjusted surprisingly quick, I guess that makes sense for the world's strongest sorcerer. You on the other hand were still trying to come to terms with being in your own body again and having practically no time to adjust to the feeling of his cock before he started bullying it into your walls. It's not like it hurt, but the feeling of him fucking into your sweet spot so rough was almost too much. "Oh, you were aching down here~" Gojo remembered, reaching his hand under your body to rub your clit in little circles. "Let me help you~" He cooed, sucking air in through his teeth when your cunt tightened around him at the addition of stimulation.
"S-toru wa-ittt-" You cried, trying to warn him of how close you were but ultimately falling short. Your walls started to spasm around him as your body came for the nth time that night. "Oh shiiit~ Feels so fucking good baby-" Gojo groaned, letting his head fall back and his jaw drop in a small o as you came hard around his length, and he actually got to feel it this time. Your body was completely limp to his mean thrusts, your eyes rolling back as nonsense spilled from your lips as he fucked you through your orgasm, past overstimulation, and towards another high.
He lifted your tummy up from underneath you and pressed down on your lower back simultaneously to get you in a meaner arch, before he went back to rubbing your clit. The man placed his foot next to your body to give himself more leverage to fuck you harder, and that's exactly what he did. "Tell me you need my cum- cmon baby- say it-" He cooed, gritting his teeth together as he used your cunt to work himself up to his orgasm.
His eyes darted between the mess the two of you were creating at your fucked out, drooling face. He pulled back his hold on your hip to leave a mean spank against your ass, making you yelp out into the room. "What did I say, huh? Don't fucking ignore me when I'm this close~" Gojo chastized, shaking his head. "N-eed your cum 'toruuu" You slurred, "W-ant to feel you fill me up-" You begged, your words being chopped up by his mean thrusts.
"Again," Gojo said, leaving another smack on the fat of your ass. "C-cum inside mee~" You repeated. "Again," Another smack. "Toru- toru- toru-" You repeated his name as he groaned through his teeth. He felt his balls tighten quickly before he was thrown into his orgasm. His body jerked as his hips fucked load after load into your used and abused cunt. He released a long groan when he stilled his hips to your ass and let himself finish. Your moans had quieted as you laid under him, whimpering softly each time he fucked into you but otherwise trying to catch your breath from how hard he just gave it to you.
Once Gojo had released all of his seed into you, he pulled his sore cock out and gripped himself at the base as the both of you groaned in oversensitivily. "Fuck, think you milked me dry after that one." He laughed, pulling your pussy lips to the side to get a better view of your stuffed hole that leaked his cum in a steady drip down the back of your thighs. "I don't think I've ever been so sore in my life." You said quietly into the sheets, making him giggle.
"I think that was my fault, I might've worked your cunt a little too hard in the shower." He said, letting your body drop down onto the bed as he sat beside you and rubbed your thigh soothingly. You stayed silent for a couple beats before his words registered in your head. Worked too hard in the shower? What? Wait.. did he?
Your jaw dropped, you turned your head to look at him with an incredulous look on your face while he smiled with faux innocence down at you. "You fucking hypocrite! You made me feel bad for masturbating in your body when it sounds like you went ape shit on mine!" The man just giggled infuriatingly, "I like teasing you~ I'm sorryyyy~ You practically handed the opportunity to me!" He defended, throwing his hands up in the air.
You sighed, looking away from his irritatingly handsome face as you shut your eyes and curled your body on your side feeling a headache start to come on. "Oh come onnn~ We had a good time~" The man's voice resonated in your ears while he wrapped his large body around yours and started placing kisses on your shoulder to ease your frustration. Was it possible to kill a curse twice? You sighed as your body relaxed against him, your exhausted body welcoming the kisses.
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How do ppl give actual relationship advice I can only muster up idk bro communicate before I just pull out the idk bro kill them
#rat rambles#/j but yeah I am abt to be the most hypocritical bitch on earth next time I talk to my friend whos started dating someone#I can spout out all the communication is important stuff all I want but we both know full well that isnt a good motivater for either of us#not gonna go into it anymore than that tho thats their business#but ya I am feeling a bit more comfortable that they dont want to spend less time with me and our mutual friend#Im still worried abt them for reasons™️ but we'll make it through this#Im just glad we havent become less of a priority I was getting like. legit kinda scared#not that I dont trust them mind you I just have an anxiety disorder and abandonment issues lol#but ya on a more positive note I start my japanese class tomorrow!#Im also gonna get a lil bit of money so I might treat myself a lil tomorrow#not gonna spend All of it but just like 2 coms I think#I already have my targets picked out I just need to decide which ocs#after that I am going to try my best to save because good god I dont wanna be broke again
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