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What if Eclipse from AP was a naga? And this took place in the deep jungle of the amazon, where photographer y/n is trying to take pictures of the wildlife?
I'm vibrating at the speed of sound over this ask while also nudging my naga au
Naga Eclipse from AP would have the tail of a Green Anaconda, with an olive green scaly color dotted with black, framed by burning-like flares of orange along the length of his slithery body. He's also decorated with orange-yellow striping on either side of his long, slipper form. His upper half is scaley with a lithe deadliness to his musculature and decorated by frills surrounding his head with brighter orange-yellow colors, almost hypnotic in their gradient hues. One eye is deep emerald green, and one is midnight blue.
Lucky you—you're out on a once-in-a-lifetime expedition to explore a jungle closed off to the public, funded by Fazco, and occupied by two researchers who will be your bunkmates for the next few weeks. You're itching to take photos of the large river, including swamps, marshes and streams, and whatever wildlife is out there.
The few locals you did meet before you left to hike the rest of the way to what would be your new, isolated home warned you of a dangerous snake—a large, mythical beast. You take note of the local folklore. You understand the truth is hidden in there somewhere, and you are well aware of the dangers and diseases you could be met with in such a harsh environment, but you're determined.
It doesn't take long for you to feel eyes watching you when you first venture out by yourself. You take beautiful pictures of freshwater fish, big and beautiful, unlike any you have ever seen. Of course, you have hundreds of snapshots of the local flora, the trees, the floating meadows, the thick vines that drape each branch and hang thickly about the ground. You almost forget that you eerily don't feel alone.
But you swear something moves in the water—the ripples stop as soon as you look. The stillness is suddenly stiff, lifeless. Even the birds have stopped chirping.
You lower your camera and carefully put it away. A trickle of fear slips into your heart. You turn away from the river's edge only to be met by a low hiss and a creature, unlike anything you witnessed in your travels, spooling itself neatly out of the water, blocking your path to the base. An incredible creature with long arms and a great, serpentine tail that seems to stretch for yards and yards. You can hardly breathe in his presence—he's otherworldly with his frills and scales and fangs.
His eyes contain a mesmerizing shine as if staring into a fire as it burns or watching the ocean as it laps up against the beach, drawing your attention, demanding you don't look away. You couldn't anyway. Half-frozen, you struggle to keep from collapsing. He beckons with a sharp talon. He hisses softly for you to come closer, mouse. He wants to see you. You try to beg no without revealing how terribly you tremble. He doesn't let you go. He insists. His eyes flash with an allure. You almost step close when he murmurs that you need to be good.
But then your sense of survival kicks adrenaline into your heart, and you turn to run—
He strikes faster than your eyes can follow. Two loops of his green and orange tail surrounded you in an instant. You're dragged to the ground, your arms pinned under his mass, and the back of your head cradled by his large palm as powerful muscles squeeze you in the slightest—a gentle rebuke for thinking you could get away. You're hyper-aware of the terrifying bulk of muscles as you lie trapped in his coils. One strong twist and your eyes could pop out of your skull, and every bone protecting your heart and lungs would crumble to shards. You gasp. An urge to kick your legs and struggle erupts in your panic; a sinking feeling tells you it would only make things worse.
He coos over you, hissing and humming in an ancient song of the jungle you have no name for. When you whimper, he shushes you and strokes your cheek. He tells you how lovely you'll be. When you talk back to him, somehow finding your tongue amid your horror, you find out his name. Eclipse. He moves you more upright, resting you on his tail so you're not petrified by how vulnerable you feel lying down, but he never loosens his scaly bindings. He hovers over you. You gaze into his stunning frills of yellow-orange and wonder how a being like him came to exist. He studies you as you study him. He grins at how you shiver when he traces your collarbone with a sharp fingertip.
You remind yourself that you can still breathe. He hasn't crushed you—yet—but you don't like how wide his smile is. Sometimes, his jaw stretches a little too long as if dislocating from his skull, ready to devour you. His eyes gleam with a ravenousness as scales twist around you, holding you close enough to smell the slick green water he had been in and deep musk.
He tells you that he'll see you again very soon—away from other humans, lest you bring him a fine gift for a meal. You can only flex your fingers, silently pleading in your heart that he won't unhook his jaw and eat you alive.
Then, he unravels himself from your limbs. But before he lets you go entirely, he leans in close, his serpentine tongue flickering close to your neck and by your hair, tasting the air around you as you muster all your strength to not scream. He inhales deeply, pleased, before he murmurs, "Sweet mouse. You are mine. Say it."
You don't understand, but you echo his command, and when he taps your chin once in what might have been a loving gesture, you force your jelly legs to solidify before you run and run, all the way back to base. You slam the door to your room behind you. You touch your ribs, your arms, still caught in the heavy sensation of his loops as if he were upon you right now.
The stories are true—there is a giant snake in this jungle, and he wants you. You're afraid to discover if Eclipse's intrigue with you is only an exotic way to satisfy his hunger.
#i'm not normal about nagas#this is great because in the naga au with sun and moon#eclipse isn't a naga so this gives me my fix of naga eclipse#just augh#love these monsters#anyways he's gonna squeeze you and love you and you are just so lucky he finds you adorable he could just eat you up (not really but ya kno#he has plans for lovely little you#he's going to show you so many cool creatures like pink river dolphins and big big BIG floating meadows and the best brightest birds!#he's also gonna try to get you to eat vermits and promise that he'll protect you when you get sluggish after eating#and you have to explain that your metabolism is very different from his but then you get to see him sluggish and sleepy after he eats#(whoops that means extra long cuddles for you and boy does he like to take long naps and wrap you up tight so you don't go anywhere)#apex polarity#<<< just tagging for the same characterization of Orclipse and photographer y/n#but i am calling this:#blackwater lure#naga!eclipse#photographer!reader#naff writing#the serpent den
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Ok this is not so much a headcanon as a Thought, but.. Zelda pondering something while idly running her fingers through Link’s hair like he’s a cat (I just think of them having small moments of affection and connection and my heart melts)
ugh this this THIS!!! I LOVE THIS AAAAAA!!!! Like you have no idea!!! They’re just so…gentle you know?
anyway i was seized by a vision. !!!!
#My art#loz#zelink#botw zelink#totk zelink#botw#Anyway thank you so much for the ask I have never drawn anything this good so fast before 🙏#Also I love getting to talk abt stuff even if. I am bad at saying anything coherent other then “AAAAAAGHGG!!!!”#When ever I think of them I always think of warm n cozy colors. Like. A warm cool colors if that makes sense.#Like they’re so comfortable with each other ya know?#Anyway thank u#text
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Jay joining the forbidden five is WILD bc like (to our knowledge) the most nokt and rox have seen of his fighting prowess is fucking immediately losing to nya the second she gets serious. Like are they desperate for a new member? Does jay just have really good vibes???
#i mean they prob saw him like training and shit but i think this is funny asf#nokt and rox introducing jay to the other members and when asked “why tf are we bringing him on board?” rox has to js be like “ya hes cool”#nokt js nods and the other just accept it#help cant stop thinking abt forbidden jay#i was actually gonna make an au based on the concept so i am THRILLED its gonna be canon unless it sucks#ninjago spoilers#ninjago#ninjago leaks#forbidden jay#forbidden five#ninjago nokt#ninjago rox
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Im crazy- Im crazy! La-lalalalalala
ANOTHER COSMIC BALL POST HECK YEAHHHHH!!!!!! IM FREAKING OBSESSED
Also bc I remember is Pride Month so uh- this post will be bc of that Ig, idk-
Simple drawings I did in less than a hour! yeaahh :D enjoy!!
thing I have sketched for MOOONTHs aaaAAAAAA
seeing EVERYBODY doing this stupid meme so here I am, like- I have seen this meme A LOOOT and we are just in the third day of the month WHAT THE-
this 😗💛💛
btw yeah I like doing the kisses like hearts shaped hshsh also is just a visual thing I like to do it are technically not visible!
and quick headcanon thing bc yes
Yeh I dont have much headcanons hah- I dont rlly burn my head w this type of headcanon ig?? and also I dont rlly know much Im more of make backstory headcanons! hhahshshs is fun tbh ◉‿◉
WAAAAN I DID ALL THIS DRAWINGS TODAY??? hahshshhs-
JEEZ OK- Officially, I am kinda exhausted of Drawing (not rlly hAh-) so I'll not post in some days, maybe a week who knows, I FEEL like I need a quick rest??? hshsh
but also school so aaaAAA
but dw I might share random thoughts or just write sometimes hah
just that
This boy/girl (idk it depends on how u see me hahA) says Happy Pride to all the LGBT community around this app!
and and, idk I dint rlly have much to say about it LMAOO
Bye!! hahshs
im obsessed w this guys is- is rlly worrying to me tbh /hj
💛(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
#Cosmic ball is my life style rn /j#Cosmic Owl you have no idea how much I enjoy drawing u I Love u I love ur design#in special thise cute eyes of yours omg 🥹💛💛💛#COSMO MY LOVEEEEE#Also putting u as Demiaroace bc I am too and and- I like putting that hd in my fav characters hshsh#cosmic owl#cosmicball#fionna and cake orbo#orbo#fionna and cake#adventure time#💛's art#I ALSO ENJOY ORBO'S DEAIGN TOO IS JUST SO COOL EVEN IF SIMPLE#IDK HOW A CHARACTER CNA BE SO COOL W SUCH SIMPLE DESIGN???? ORBO LOVE YA U SO COOL!!!!#fanart
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Hi! I know sometimes Tumblr notifs don’t work so I wanted to say I love love love your WH Mob AU and I wrote something for it! I hope you like it :]
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47676580
man I am a S U C K E R for long detailed fics AAAAA
#GUD STUFF GUD STUFF#I don’t usually read reader fics but this was pretty good!#AAAAAAA man you guys are so TALENTED G A H#hope to see more gamer if you decide to!#I had another anon make a fic and mAN#GUD SHID#I am so honored for ya guys to wanna make fics of my au dawg the absolute cool ass creativity y’all make is impressive as fart ;;;;
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So i made this lil transparent worm-on-a-string Hiccup a while back
Im leaving him here for yall to watch while i go do a Thing
Im sure when i get back he wont be in any precarious situations, or unsavory circumstances, or anything of that ilk
Anyways
Have fun
Ill be back
#httyd books#httyd#book hiccup#how to train your dragon#how to train your dragon books#to be explicitly clear about this post: i am uploading this guy with the idea that someone may copy/paste him into various situations#like historical photos/bowls of soup/over an active volcano whatever#thats why he's transparent so you dont have to photoshop or whatever if ya wanna do it#i also dont expect anyone other than like my friends to do this#because Social Anxiety is a thing and interacting with strangers is Uncomfortable so like not everyone's gonna wanna do it#and thats cool if you just wanna reblog the boy cause you like him without edits or anything#but also anyone can slap this guy into a photo or whatever i dont care#i just wanna see my guy in situations lol#i feel like i had more to say but idk so#im aware this is a long explanation for this but#i like explaining to be clear#recently had a test that had very little instructions and i didnt know what to do so#im also probably just in an extra explaining mood cause of that lol
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top 3 fave bbys in the burrito show (bonus SUPER LONG tags on how i feel bout the characters)
#my art#boruto naruto next generations#sarada uchiha#shikadai nara#inojin yamanaka#in no particular order except sarada is my fav- i think she shouldve been main focus- girl brings all of og team 7 together at all times#just her family history alone is very interesting and i WISH we had seen a convo with sausage boi about her uncle and just everything#but shes a pretty solid character on her own- VERY good mix of both parents yet still being her own self#shikadai is funny i really like seeing him- hes a sight for sore eyes- bro got EVERYTHING from his dad minus his eyes and maybe hair#his dynamic with boruto being besties is really fun to watch- sarada too- with both shika and sara being geniuses and all#i love inojin's simplicity and how ordinary he is.... its... realistic?#hes artistically talented yes with his ninja art stuff but everything else hes kinda... mundane? at times even bad?#Considering every other prev gen child's got all these cool stuff goin on- i like that hes just... kinda normal... i like that about him#boruto i actually do like as well- he'd make a GREAT support character- i love how big bro he is and how he wants to stand up for others#hes a lot like naruto in that way- and might be a hot topic to say this but i also like how - in his very first arc- boruto hates the hokag#not his dad but internalized that the job took his dad away from him- regardless on criticism i think that concept is really neat#i am not well versed in what the story is now for boruto- ive just kinda picked my snacks on what i wanna watch lmao#but i do wish there was more showings of slice of life for all the kids- cuz they are all really interesting- especially for prev gen's kid#>>wished they did timetravel arc with sarada so we coulda seen young sasuke & sakura interact with boruto and sarada T_T#one last note: borusara is very interesting- but i actually prefer them just being friends- at most friends with crushes on eachother#i do think its cute but i like the dynamic of it being unrequited idk its new for me i just prefer them as friends with crushes lmao#prob cuz they work as characters independently Im not really interested in ANY of the new gen hookin up- borusara is the most interesting#i mean it IS the ONLY one being pushed canonically but i like it- that boruto looks out for sarada and sarada worries for boruto#but ya i wish boruto was like mitsuki in being a side character - i think a LOT more people will find him less annoying that way#though- i REALLY want more sarada and sasuke dynamics being shown- actually the uchiha fam a TON more than what we got#they are just SUPER interesting to me lmao#im a sucker for the emo boy turns soft and has family and bonds with their kids- its one of my favourite things in media#i feel like scraping the ocean floor when im trying to find quality sasuke and sarada art pieces and story stuff#cuz ive exhausted all the content in these past what 2-3 years of knowing both boruto- and now more recently - naruto#(yes im one of those people who knew boruto before naruto- smite me)
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so idk anything abt homestuck but when i played webfishing, i set E to my inventory button and can't type E in chat or it'll open inventory so i use 3 instead and my friend found it SO funny cuz homestuck and said i should make a trollsona so i took the test and did that
anyways i haaaaate this green colour but i think overall it doesn't look *too* bad to me....
kinda wanna draw it again tho cuz ... the face is cute...
#they said something abt my results being john and i was like ohhh the guy whose name i know !!#and thats it !!#my art#homestuck#trollsona#nc#coloured sketch#sona#cyclops#SO WEIRD USING THESE TAGS#JUST CUZ LITERALLY NEVER POSTED...... HOMESTUCK......#how funny would it be if i did an askblog where i just use homestuck lore that i know from posts and thats it#i am j but i did do that w UT before i played it#art q#oh ya son told me how i inverted the horn colour after i sent the img and i was lke oh cool anyways#itll just be that way now
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boyfriend vs girlfriend gacha life SINGING battle
#weezer#rivers cuomo#brian bell#i love rivers’ outfits so much they’re so cool#they’re nerdy but in a cool old man way; u know? it’s awesome tastic#anywyas am sleepy but wanted to post a bit!#ap physics is quite hard but it’s okay! i’ve got this :D#o ya back to rivers outfit#i like his outfits they’re nice n nerdy looking#n i love nerdy guys with a passion. my boyfriend is a huge nerd and i love him very very much
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ive been really tempted for ages to write a fic from mu qingfang's pov about how sqh's injuries gradually get more and worse. trying to subtly approach the subject, leaving certain medicines within easy stealing access. desperately trying to talk about it when he comes in one day with a dislocated shoulder, a shattered elbow, and an arm broken in two places. hes just clumsy! he fell down the stairs! nothing to worry about shidi everythings fine! he said its fine. stop. asking. questions. please.
Mu Qingfang is so worried about him, He's really only trying to help and Shang Qinghua definitely seems the type to just straight up not go to the doctors if he can help it so he probably had WAYY more injuries that he hid
Shang Qinghua definitely would just laugh it off like "I'm fine. Im fine! I do so much work I'm bound to get an injury here and there!" Except he's been continously getting injured and to such a degree it's CONCERNING
I would love to see a fic about a concerned Mu Qingfang trying his best to help the resident god that can't seem to control his shit very well
#unless this isnt a god au and Qinghua really is just somehow getting broken everyday#svsss#shang qinghua#mu qingfang#poor Qinghua tho he's glitching out and oh is that a bone outside his body haha thats not right#but he also cant fix it#mu qingfang can in ya know the nromal way#also imagine Qingfang trying to help Qinghua with his EXTREMELY abnormal injuries like#this type of injury is impossible but you somehow managed to do it and be fine#I am NOT a stem svsss person unfortunately so idk what type of injuries he can be getting#but also anon this idea is so cool!#i would LOVE TO READ IT!!!!#ask
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the ‘why would anyone entrust Akutagawa with Aya remember what happened the last time he took care of a young girl 🤔’ is such a dogshit take. like bro are we gonna just forget his whole-ass younger sister who he dotes on or, idk, perhaps literally the fact that his villain origin story is that he COULDNT PROTECT HIS FRIENDS IN THE SLUMS i am killing all of you with hammers
#when oda loses his mind and goes on a murder spree when the kids he so desperately tried to protect are murdered it’s cool#but when fourteen year old akutagawa does it he’s a villain#okay#it’s not even subtext that Akutagawa treated Kyoka like that because she reminded him of himself#and Dazai gave him a ‘reason to live’ so he passed on this ‘purpose’ to her as well#don’t worry about why I’m awake at 2am akuposting#bsd 117#HE chose to spare aya even as a vampire#HE chose to keep his promise not to kill#HE chose to die for atsushi#if y’all don’t see the fact that Aku is undergoing perhaps the most character development in all of bsd#then I don’t even know what to tell you.#also cmon anyone gonna believe that Kunikida is actually a milkshake#from Kafka ‘deathbait’ asagiri#he has ‘killed’ everyone in the series already bro#it does not stick#… also I love bsd but. dude.#did you skip the ‘cry wolf and other ways not to write stories 101’#if ya keep ‘killing’ characters and then always bringing them back#no one is gonna believe you and the emotional impact is going to lessen#like we haven’t learned our lesson from: dazai chuuya fyodor sigma akutagawa mori#fukuzawa Kunikida tanizaki naomi#uhh Nikolai Kyoka Fitzgerald#Katai gin hirotsu#mushitaro etc etc etc#… actually it would be funny if someone put a flowchart of this together#oh I am getting so off point. okay.#anyway… dazai you bitch-ass you could never make me hate akutagawa
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autistic soldier in his late teens is doing about as well as you’d expect (based on this post from earlier)
#kirby#kirby right back at ya#meta knight#sir falspar#sir dragato#sir arthur#galaxy soldier army#rhyn's art#i'm in the first strider section of hl2 right now and i am. this is so annoying#striders are so cool but i think i might hate them#anyway that last one about ravioli is just me. last time there was really good ravioli in the caf i almost cried#of course ao3 survived the destruction of humanity
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Okay so like. I still haven't managed to get myself to finish episode 9, so I don't fully know how Theo's glow up finishes, but regardless I fucking love relistening to Emizel's section of episode 1 and like. Fuck man Theo does a lot of growing. Like he's a little bit pathetic at the beginning of the series. He's so, so brave during the alleyway fight, but he sounds shaky and scared and like a sopping wet pathetic baby the entire time. Charlie specifically describes him as not very alert, not a great fighter, and gives him this little moment where it takes him a second to manage to crush a soda can. He botches the check to beat Emizel in Smash Bros so there's a chance he sucks at the related skills (dexterity and computers I think?), but also after he loses Charlie specifically has him sound super frustrated and conclude that he should've 'stayed in his lane'. When Emizel says 'We'll do what we do best,' and Theo immediately responds with 'drink soda?' so fast that the other players notice it. Charlie might've had that as a predetermined character thing. Theo drinks soda. There's not much else to him.
Which creates this interesting dynamic between him and Emizel, because Emizel is so much better at him at all of these skills that the people around them (a FUCKING GANG) value. Emizel's perceptive, and agile, and strong, and a great fucking fighter irl and in videogames AND he always sounds badass. He's the top dog, the apex predator in their social circle. And I think that colors their relationship a lot? Like Theo has to look up to Emizel. I bet that Theo's looked up to Emizel since they first met, maybe Emizel came crashing into his life doing something epic and Theo thought it was the greatest shit ever.
On the flip side, I was getting a few hints of resentment? Hear me out! It's that 'should have just stayed in my lane' line. He's painfully aware how great Emizel is, compared to how much he's (from his perspective!) just a one trick pony. He's here to drink soda and say funny things, that's all most people want from him and he fucks up whenever he tries to do anything else!
And later in the segment Theo snarkily brings up a medicine check that Emizel had just fucked up in like this super backhanded, super passive aggressive way. That could be him wanting to rub Emizel's one singular fuck up in his face (especially because Theo was having a Moment about how he feels like people only see him as the soda guy, so any feelings of inadequacy would've been dialed up to eleven, so if there was any time for him to resent Emizel it'd be then), but it could also be that he was frustrated with Emizel being an ass (Emizel had just guessed that Theo's dream was to be a nurse, which was flat out wrong, and that's literally what set up the backhanded comment. Theo was saying something like 'thank fuck you don't wanna be a nurse cuz you sure fucked up with nursing that guy earlier.' It could also be that Emizel literally almost forgot Theo's name. Theo literally gave him the 'th' sound, it might've just been a bit Charlie was doing or it could've been Theo being AWARE that Emizel almost forgot his name. Or! It could be that in this moment, where Theo was confiding in Emizel about feeling like being the soda guy was all anyone ever saw in him, Emizel said something to the affect of 'well yeah Soda's the fun one.' Emizel doesn't think before he speaks and literally has a 1 in empathy. Just because he loves Theo doesn't mean he's not gonna blunder into being a complete and utter asshole to him. I'd hazard to say Emizel accidentally being an ass to people he cares about is a running theme).
But also all of that might come down to Charlie still getting the character down. Or, because I've theorized before that Theo might not've been supposed to survive the first Gabriel fight, the little hints of bitterness might've been intentional (even if they were completely improvved and Charlie didn't mean to add that to Theo's character) because Charlie was trying to shove as much character into this character before he was gone, but once it became clear that Theo was going to stick around longer he dropped it. As far as I remember, that bitterness is completely gone in all later interactions we see with Theo. OR! It could be that the bitterness drops because they've both got bigger fish to fry from that point onward, what with Theo's Shilo Incident TM, Emizel's vampirism, the Weylin twins. He doesn't have time to be bitter, he's too busy worrying about losing a cornerstone of his identity or helping his best friend adjust to being a fucking vampire now. And then after he learns to live without soda that basically negates his feelings of inadequacy- like, getting over the idea that he's nothing if he's not the soda guy would be required for him to give up on being the soda guy. And then Emizel would drift back into JUST being a guy to aspire to instead of also being a reminder of Theo's short comings, and then drift even further down into being 'guy who is actually going through it and has to overcome his own demons just like I had to overcome mine'. Like, I think we got to watch Theo slowly start to take Emizel off this pedestal in real time (he still definitely thinks Emizel's hot shit tho. Emizel's his boy, after all.)
Regardless, even if Theo did resent Emizel a little in the beginning, it's so fucking clearly overshadowed by how much he fucking loved him. And like, how could he not? Imagine you're Theo, critically low self esteem, and the literal coolest guy you know fucking LOVES you. Like, Emizel keeps consistently going out of his way to pull Theo up to his level and to treat him as an equal (mostly. Sometimes protectiveness bleeds through, like in his hypothetical fang scenario in ep 1 where he predicts there being five Fangs to fight and he says he can take three and Theo can take two (which in itself is still incredibly kind to Theo. Like, boy, you thought Theo was gonna be able to take out two whole guys? Hell no.) But that could also be chalked up to Emizel just being a cocky ass who wants to show off). Like dude, c'mon. Emizel might be a reminder of everything that Theo's not, but he's also probably Theo's biggest cheerleader. He wholeheartedly thought he was being supportive when he said he thought Theo'd make a great nurse! In all seriousness, though, even if it ultimately discourages him, Theo playing that Smash game against Emizel was at least a little bit of proof of him decidedly not 'staying in his lane,' and Emizel seems to inspire that! Later in that segment he challenges Theo to see which of them can break one of the Fangs kneecaps first! I bet Emizel challenged him to stupid competitions a lot, and that got Theo fired up and competitive in return!
And even when Emizel's not building Theo up, he's still giving Theo special attention, or readily receiving any attention Theo gives him. If nothing else, even at his lowest points that might've made Theo feel cool by association.
On Emizel's part, I think he's like, possibly completely oblivious to any turmoil Theo's going through? Like he thinks Theo's the shit and genuinely sees him as an equal. I'm 99% sure that Theo being his right hand man happened because Theo would've put himself into the role (in episode one before he gets all of his character development he's pretty much always looking to Emizel for what to do, and still more or less does whatever he says up to where I'm at in the series, with refusing to leave the alleyway being the only exception I remember). I think if Theo'd had higher self esteem or been less eager to defer to Emizel, Emizel would've happily gone about his business slotting Theo into more of a partner role. He tells Theo to run from that alleyway because Theo'd taken a fucking devastating hit and Emizel was sure he could handle himself, not because he knows Theo sucks at fighting. He tries to turn Theo into a cool vampire. He convinces Shilo that Theo'll be a valuable asset to raiding the Weylin warehouse and they take Theo with them instead of having him stay behind with the car like Grefgore, despite Theo being the one who actually knows how to drive. He tells Theo about being a vampire even though he keeps it a secret from everyone else, confides in Theo that 'yeah he might absolutely be susceptible to going into a frenzy like Shilo did.'
When you get down to it, Emizel pretty much tells Theo everything he would think is relevant, with two notable exceptions. Maybe three if you count him not telling Theo he has nine lives like a cat but tbh I think he might've just forgot. Or maybe he gets to it later, or maybe he did tell him and I forgot! idk man! But! Those other two things. First off, he like. Pointedly does not tell Theo that he's a prince. Like when they were doing the recap on the way to the Weylin warehouse, there's like. Charlie gives Condi an opening to say it, a little 'is there anything else?' and Emizel just. Doesn't. And the second one is that (at least where I'm at) Emizel never comes clean about bloodbonding Theo. Maybe it just hasn't come up yet, but still. It fits a pattern of Emizel not wanting to admit something that makes him, like, ABOVE Theo somehow. He sees Theo as an equal, and a precious one at that, he doesn't want things to get weird between them because he's literal royalty, and he doesn't want Theo's life to literally revolve around him like it would under a level three blood bond- and doesn't want to admit that he even considered it, even if he did it without really understanding what it was.
And Emizel backing off from ghoulifying Theo after Arthur explains what it actually entails kinda leads into a far more headcanon-y relationship analysis thing so um. Feel free to skip the next paragraph.
So! Like. Why the fuck was Emizel so attached to Theo being Soda. Like he gets over it decently quick, cuz that's his buddy and it's what Theo wants, so like. Whatever. But like, if I'm right about Theo always looking up to Emizel from the moment they met, there might've been some wiggle room between when they first became friends and when Theo became Soda. And like, before Theo became Soda, being Emizel's buddy would probably be the only thing he'd feel he had going for him? Which would've made it even harder for Emizel to get them both on equal footing, and I think that's just... really unappealing to him. Like! Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Emizel loves having people kiss up to him and respect him and blah blah blah, I just think Theo being his boy and Emizel treating him like a partner go hand in hand. Either they weren't best friends yet or Emizel was just. Kind of uncomfortable and eager to push Theo into growing into something more than a hypeman. And then the soda incident occurs, and it gives Theo SOMETHING to define himself by, something people like him and know him for that's got nothing to do with Emizel, and maybe the initial soda incident was bad, but having that sense of identity and falling into what kind've feels like a class clown kinda role might've helped get Theo over his self esteem issues long enough for Emizel to go 'oh you're actually super cool. sweet.' and then blah blah blah they get super close like they are in canon. And then whenever Theo seems like he's backsliding into what he was before the soda incident, Emizel tries to course correct not because he doesn't think Theo's any fun without soda, but because he's made the mental connection that Soda without soda turns into less of a best friend and more of a follower, which as stated before he probably really doesn't want from Theo specifically. but idk. pure conjecture here.
Anyways, above all else, Theo's important to Emizel. I really, really like the idea that Theo was supposed to be like a brother to him (which. Again pointing at my 'Theo was supposed to die in episode 1' theory, can you IMAGINE the angst Emizel could've had about that? Lose one brother and then someone else claiming to be your brother shows up? It would've felt like some hellish, not-worth-it trade. Like a betrayal, like accepting Shilo might mean replacing Theo, and how could he ever?)
And Emizel's important to Theo! But unlike Emizel (who I'm 99% sure is gonna have some kinda moment with Theo but I genuinely cannot see him loving Theo in any other way than the way he does now), Theo has the bonus of having his view of Emizel have a clear trajectory to evolve over the course of the campaign. Like I said, he seems to be getting more confidence in himself and like, not gonna get into the stuff I've had spoiled beyond episode 9 but it seems like Theo's gonna get a lot more comfortable being a proper leader and not just a number two. He's gonna have an easier time seeing Emizel as an equal, and I think that's fucking awesome!
I could be completely off base, but if I never watch another episode then I'll never be proven wrong. So. Ya know.
#jrwi the suckening#emizel tucker#jrwi emizel tucker#jrwi soda#jrwi theo collins#theo collins#suckening thoughts#fizzfangs#jrwi the suckening spoilers#I also personally headcanon that Theo might've been like the first person to think Emizel was cool. Like. okay hang on.#I think Emizel didnt get a lot of attention growing up and learned to act out to get peoples eyes on him. Which fixed the first issue but#created a new one where all attention he got was negative attention#and then younger Theo who still feels painfully mediocre (in a way that TOTALLY wouldnt tie into him being neurodivergent adhd in canon)#and Theos getting negative attention without even trying. maybe its because his grades suck. Maybe he gets distracted or fidgety and gets#detention from being disruptive or for being accidentally disrespectful and Emizels also in detention because he blew up all the school#toilets and flooded the building. and more importantly Emizel is EMBRACING the negative attention that Theo cant seem to avoid#And it makes Emizel seem really fucking cool and Theo thinks hes really fucking epic and starts following him around and hyping him up#and then its genuinely the most positive attention Emizels ever gotten and he fucking eats it up. it pushes him to show off and go bigger#and it also gets Theo a very very special place in Emizel's heart. its just that Theo being kinda mediocre makes it really hard to hype#him up back the same way. Except- ya know- Theo fucking loves soda so Emizel can insta-win at positive social interaction if he keeps soda#on him#its like one of those kids who give out candy because they dont know how to make friends#Emizel give Theo soda because he genuinely doesn't have a frame of reference for a wholey positive relationship yet#and then whatever the soda incident is kinda just solidifies it. He's his boy Soda! Soda's his thing! Emizel loves him so much!#idk man this is all headcanon territory im just going insane am i even making sense rn#goddammit this might age like milk i have GOT to finish the suckening so i can brainrot properly
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i feel like i'm definitely something of a loustat love child. my lestat is my struggle with empathy, my lofty morals i don't always stick to, charming when i wanna be, kind of an asshole (sometimes), my vanity, and my desire to be feral. my louis is my brooding and wallowing, my more lowkey side, my constant bitching about being what i am, my self hatred, and my worry about whether i'm a good person.
and they are both my guilt. they both have so much guilt.
and like most vampires do, i carry a deep sense of loneliness and alienation.
none of this makes me sound particularly good does it? ofc that's not all i am. but it's a lot of me.
#original#this is mainly a personal post but if anyone relates to it then that's cool i guess lol#i keep making personal posts and then deleting them which may happen here lmao#but for now. *gestures vaguely at whole post*#i think the only way i know how to analyze myself is through fictional characters#i should add to this that i am so polite and i contain my assholeness so well lmao#before someone comes at me#i was NOT like that before however#i used to be very explosive#so ya know. growth or something#i am often really offputting by accident though#iwtv#the vampire chronicles#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#amc iwtv
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SAGAU except they're aware of what goes on when you go into the character menu???
Particularly when they pray as you hop onto the artifacts menu to raise em, whether is for for them, another character to which some might try to purposely mess the rolls up bc oops! looks like they can't use that now! :) guess they'll have to wait., or just to make space for more bc HOW IS YOUR ARTIFACT STORAGE FULL ARE YOU OKAY??? Σ(・∀・;)
Whenever you raise their artifacts they kinda feel bad if it rolled into the wrong subs when you raise it with them and would either apologize or say that it'll roll better on the next one, they know it will!! (it did not 😔)
That or they don't bc they felt silly and wanted to spite you so guess you gotta do a few more runs to try again teehee 😗👉👈 they eventually roll a ridiculously amazing artifact at some point, but just this once!
(or y'know the opposite where there's always this one character you always use to raise artifacts bc they always get the best rolls and best subs? yeah imagine them celebrating w you at how good the stats rolled too!!)
Kinda like how if you try to make gear in tkrb there's a chance of it shattering (therefore failing) instead of being able to create one and when that happens the character you brought with you for those will say things like "oh no, it broke! i'm so sorry :(" or "i-it's okay!! let's try again...!" or you just flat out hear sobbing noises bc your new feather low rolled all 5 into defense FLAT 😭 BASICALLY THAT YEAH
#ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)♡ m.daydreams#this is the silly thoughts tag that will also be just sagau stuff if not hat guy lmao#genshin impact#genshin sagau#self aware genshin#its like 1 am and i frantically just wrote this down before i forgor so uhh yeah 👍 HAHA#for me i avoid rolling artis with kuni bc if it's not for him he will DESTROY IT HZHHFJF#like honey chill its just a flower for kaveh hes not replacing u bby 😭#he did roll a 35% cmdg flower a few posts ago for xiao though so i think he's cool w him#best artifact roller is zhongli no question abt that!#he rolled a bunch of 30%↑ subs he's so epic for that fr HAHAHD#so good his artifacts never got replaced (only borrowed) to this day im goign to cry#left it in tags bc idk where to shove that in the post so YEET#feel free to add onto this in asks or stuff btw!!#its fun to imagine what other things our charas can comment on should they become aware of the stuff we do :D#no idea how to write but hey we doin things!! woohoo#i got more stuff i wanna write down but again its late sooo see ya!! night nighttt
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Okayyyy please let me amuse you.
Guys what if mahito's domain expansion is called that because instead of him being the curse of human hatred, he actually represents self-hatred more and humans' need to be seen as "perfect" as possible.
Because humans hate themselves as much as they hate each other. Or maybe even more. Which is why as much as Mahito's technique can alter and change others' souls, he has as much control over the change in his own. It represents that humans hate themselves enough to want to change not only themselves but also others that might judge them, hate them, etc. I'm also gonna bring up the fact that mahito's stitches (? The patchwork face thing) might not be represent the result of humans hurting each other, but instead how we change how we look through surgery, etc. (Because if it was about humans' brutality against each other, why the stitches? I think stitches are a rather clean way to show brutality, so like. They're probably not real stitches of course, more of a representation, but I'll stand for it representing intentional change.) So yeah, it's hatred and judgment against one's self more than others.
Not saying Mahito hates himself — just talking about how his very technique reflects some deeply-rooted hatred humans have for themselves.
#reaper rants ◇#my blorbo strikes once again in my 2 am thoughts#feast my mahito loving children#jjk mahito#mahito#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#anywayyyy#IM JUST SAYING#what if mahito is the embodiment of self hatred instead#because humans also have a lot of internalized hatred for themselves#almost comes naturally#and mahito reflects human nature#so likeeee#ya know?#also his domain expansion is so cool on another note#i wish hands were real#mahito :3
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