#GUD SHID

[clownsuu]

Hi! I know sometimes Tumblr notifs don’t work so I wanted to say I love love love your WH Mob AU and I wrote something for it! I hope you like it :]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47676580

man I am a S U C K E R for long detailed fics AAAAA

[sickficenthusiast]

So sickie who has woken up sick ad is alone (maybe their partner will be coming back at some point or not, or they out had one up to you). They have been vomiting into a bucket all night, and because no one is there with them they have to keep getting up to empty it. This is like their fourth trip up or something, and they didntfeel entirely done when they got up but just wanted to clean it so they could g back to bed, so they're in the bathroom slowly cleaning it out when their stomach starts hitching again, cramping nauseously and making their mouth oversalivate. They know they're about to be sick again, and theyshove their hand over their mouth and clench their jaw. They're so it of it they don't think to use the toilet that's right there, and walk back to their bedroom, fighting back sick the whole time. They feel so weak that they just sit on the end of the bed and immediately start vomiting again into the bucket thy just cleaned.

[sweetjijisama]

Day 14: Notebook

When your parent is entering the room and you want to hide the gud shid content that you love to consume but are ashamed of :' )

promt list by @carsgeek24

[blindingdutchy]

well at least u got part of yo imagine back. dats gud frfr🙌🏻 if da hospital is closed y u dere hangin round doin nuthin? i hope u get out soon cause dat shid seem borin frfr. u doin anyting to pass da time? ma day been chill thanks fo askin. jus been vibin, did sum online shoppin nd bought a nice ass hoodie nd a chain🔥🔥🙌🏻 been workin on sum dat new new fire in da studio. jus a chill day fo me.

lost 350+ notes but yeah I’m glad it’s not lost forever 🥲 and it’s closed to outpatient services my dude, inpatients and emergency services are still operating lol ngl I was watching edge of winter on my phone

[saienby]

gud shid

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[suppaexclusive]

Don't get shyt twisted. Ion get unemployment stimulus & allat. I had it B4 i went away. Had it all my lyfe. Shid im just N a gud space right now. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMoKE7LlUSafH38BTW8uQH9Y8R8zopShUsq1ec0/?igshid=16a0jjtdttut4

[shacca]

March 4 2013 verse

Wassup mama?

I know its been a while

Since then and now

But i just cant erase the trace

Of ur face

Or the way u smile

I mean look at you

The curve your body

Waters my mouth

Cause i jus never

got to taste

Or to see u without

Ur style

I mean ur clothes

Cause i was to busy

Chasin these hoes

I shoulda settled down

Left me ass out

Now other nighas

Get that ass now

I know u kinda used

To all these dudes who stare

You down

I aint no different

The only difference

Im not so obvious

Oh

Skipped introductions

My name is blac

I do this rappin shit

My youtube views dont

Reflect that im talented

But if i get ur digits

We can talk about life and how it pivots

Tch im lying

Im tryna see if you freaked out

& shid

I know i text dry

But to that pussy i do

Opposite

Im jus tryna see what thong u in

Not ur accomplishments

You stupid thick

So can we just relax

Its nun serious...

I meant i wrote you all these

Love Letters

I guess that romantic shid

Aint where its at

I seen on movies

They usually

Send flowers

Finna try out that

Unless u want jane buds

Instead of rose pedals

We can get high

Cause high times

Sometimes Turn to cofessionals

And

ion like

Spilling my feelings

To any woman

But

Girl u got that ass

& im really tryna kick it

Tryna beat it up get it?

If u didnt

Lets switch positions

As long as u dont tell on me

Know these woman like to tell

On us

And ian cool w tellin

Less you tellin other woman

How gud i do u in bed ma

...

[clownsuu]

I give you an

A

A

Also I stole this ask just so I can post this fuggin weirdo I made smhh (I raise from the dead just to post an oc again LMAOAOAOAO)

Hopefully this will be my last one in a long while I can live with 7 fuggin wh characters HHFHFUDJSNKSSJ- well- technically 8 if you include Betsy-

But to keep it (somewhat) short and sweet- my loser- a ye ol Milkman- Zachary Milksop (chronically lactose intolerant) and Betsy (a lil mascot moo sentient puppet)

Another character made almost spur in the moment again (like Mari) though thankfully not another bUG, but just some average human smhh. He’s a really simple guy, a loser, is as interesting as normal milk— he’s just the ye ol milkman who delivers you that gud shid smhh— enjoyer of the finer things in life (lunchables). A lil flirty and charming (in possibly the cringiest way possible) however he doesn’t really seem to pick up anyone besides the local cows that constantly harass him (and eats his pants). He enjoys watching them though, from v e r y m u c h afar——

hes just kinda, “that guy”

Also Betsy- a very sweet woman! She always greets everyone and has the friendliest extroverted personality ever! Always the type to bring (albeit tiny) gifts for her favorite neighbors and always leads when talking to anyone. Not like she would allow Zach to say anything anyway, she hates his polyester guts (and only him smhh)

[astrellium]

you know when you’re on the bus and you look outside and see a cat sitting in an apartment window

and you give them a lil blink and a nod and they give you a lil blink and a nod

thas gud shid

[aralesbloodmoon]

Gimme dat gud shid! 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/BvS3nYCAafT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qh03wovg0v64

[sweetjijisama]

Day 3

You all are simps so have some Giovanni xD

Character: Giovanni Potage from the show "Epithet Erased" by @jelloapocalypse (you can watch the show on youtube btw, is gud shid :D)

[generalzar0ff]

Das sum gud shid right dere

Do you dance

[suppaexclusive]

Feels gud growing old.... Shid a lot of ppl ain't make it thus far. https://www.instagram.com/p/CDBzzgIl3pMqpPw7Vse1jaH4jCkcVlObxTsqTU0/?igshid=1tgxm6v87wa62

[harryfeatgaga]

i hope harry experiences some rough shit in his love life so his second email is gonna be full of that gud shid and we get an angry ass harry on stage

Anonymous said: not email, sorry. i meant aALBUM OK

LMFAO BYE

[seburath-aryes-ancunin]

So this just happened

Me: *taking a poo, looking at memes*

Mom: *browsing le interwebs*

Me: *busts out laughing due to gud meme*

*a wild murm appears!*

Mom: you ok? What doing?

Me: shidding and looking at memes?

Mom: *sits next to me on bathtub and looks up memes*

Me: ???? *Shrugs and looks at memes*

*5 minutes later*

Me: *laughs so hard I fart*

Mom: *laughs at fart so hard she farts*

Me: *laughing at meme, my fart and mom's fart*

Mom: *leaves*

Me: ????????