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ya boi almost just got kidnapped 😎😎
#i was walking my dog with my brother and having a lovely old heart to heart about his SECRET GIRLFRIEND (???!!??!?!?!!!)#and we were walking down the road the rinds parallel to the beach which is blocked to the public by a bunch of cones#and a car pulls up and stops directly facing at us like 100 feet away#headlights full in our faces#so we like stop and squint and i waved and we turned the fuck around#and my brother turns around and was like oh they’re moving the cones#so we walk faster#and then they start DRIVING TOWARDS US#so we fucking book it and they catch up obviously because they’re in a car and we’re two high schoolers and a dog#and they STOPPED right behind us and got out#we barely made it to the path off the road which like has a blind turn so we just went through our neighbor’s side yard and ran home#‘twas fucking Terrifying
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#personal space? they don’t know her.
#voyageredit#voyagereditmine#janeway x seven#j7#star trek voyager#captain kathryn janeway#seven of nine#the void#this ep is such a pain to edit skjdgfksdgfk THE LIGHTING PLEASE#its so dark#anyway#we can still see janeway kept staring at seven's lips while talking sdjfgsdkjflk#LADIES PLEASE YOU ARE IN THE CORRIDOR#i wonder what were those crewmen thinking when they saw this#like 'oh they are at it again#debating in each other's face#*sigh* walk faster pretend didn't see anything'#the last gif tho#at the very end seven's lil eyebrow raise skdgfksjgdfk#she is indulging her wife!!!!
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A video showing Rory ranging very appropriately to find a blindly planted quail. Really pleased with her pace and distance here!
#dogblr#rory borealis#bird dog training#this is a gorgeous video thank you miles!!!#unfortunately she got a full head of steam and got much much faster and much much further as we progressed#she is going to be a great bird dog but she is also going to give me a heart attack#im gonna try some strategies to reign her in without ruining her enthusiasm so wish me luck#blind planting btw just means yeeting without looking where it goes#so none of us really know where they are in the field so no one can really help her find them#i just walk in a semi straight line through the field and trust her to play the game properly#(she does she loves this game very much).
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Ok so today i had my dads bday!! wow cool and awesome sauce. So, this was my first time seeing my family after moving in my dorm,5 days. It was really fun at first, we ate nando's, I was being super social blah blah, but yeah it drained me like a bitch. Midway in I just started laughing at the silliest things.
There was this cupcake thing, my older sister ordered it, she will be N, there was only one piece left and she gave it to my other sister, H, I was lowkey joking around saying I wanted it, i did a little. However, I already had a couple of bites before so N was like no im giving it to H. Lowkey was a little bummed but oh well, after this I looked down at my phone for a little bit, and when I looked back up I saw my sister handing my mom a plate with the cake bit cut smaller, while going my way. For some reason I had a face of absolute joy and was actually really fucking happy, turns out fuck me it was for my dad who sat besides my mom. My family saw this exchange right and they all laughed at me, I laughed along too, it was pretty funny. However I was laughing fucking hysterically, like crying, almost throwing up, could barely breath, i do laugh like this occaisonally, it means I'm tired as balls.
H and my dad were talking about how much she's been walking, and since iv also been walking(we go to the same uni) I wanted to brag as well since I'm allowed to do that, I checked my app for my steps, I realised the past two days i havent really been walking so I decided to not show them.(I didnt mention this but i was REALLY bragging like being loud as balls) My brother saw me take out my phone mid conversation being loud as balls, look at it then stop talking and put my phone down, we then locked eyes. Me and him suddenly started bursting out laughing and yet again i could barely breath laughing hysterically. But this time while i was laughing, I was hit with a wave of fucking exhaustion and sleep deprivation(I am sleep deprived AS FUCKING BALLS), but this wasnt all I felt, also I felt like a crazy desire to fucking burst out crying. Crying and laughing is a pretty close action uk, but unfortunately I resisted and just continued laughing. After that I didnt let the wave of cry bother me but im pretty sure i was noticebly less outgoing. My social battery was getting drained like a bitch.
Like 5 minutes after that, I looked behind only to see a little girl crying and that shit sent me into another fit of laughter. Take note, this is while my dad is like giving a speech about his birthday thanking god and blah blah BLAH, meanwhile im hunched over fucking in tears.
I settled down after enough time we all finished eating we were just talking, and then we were preparing to leave. I saw my sister say soemthing to my mom and I heard like wanted something, I thought they were talking abt getting food for themselves cuz H and I are gonna go back to our uni's after that. So, I interjected saying wait i want to as well( I thought they said get food) my mom said" Oh? you want to give a couple of words to dad for his birthday?" and my stupid ass said what? no? And then i realised it, my mom mentioned wanting to give a couple words for my dads bday not wanting to get food for later for uni AND THIS SENT ME INTO ANOTHER HYSTERICAL FIT. I could see on my dads face he was over with my ass. I explained my side of the story afterwards and it was all a silly goofy laugh.
When we were going back to the car, my social battery was already dead for awhile. We were at the parking lot we left the mall, and i saw a person behind my, i thought it was my sister, so i looked back TURNS OUT IT WAS SOME RANDOM ASS OLD GUY. AND I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING AGAIN AND MY SISTER GOT MAD AT ME TELLING ME NOT TO LAUGH CUZ YEA I JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND BURSTED OUT LAUGHING NOT NICE AT ALL.
#On the ride home just my sister H and me with my mom and dad#We were talking blah vlah blah we get to our uni's and they sent my sister off first cuz her dorms were closer than mine#when she left she asked my parents no money? and yea my dad says no in a silly goofy mood typa way#So after she left I also asked for some money nope instant shut down yea tehres totally some type of way one can tactfully approach it...#and i did not do it#and so yea my ass was already fucking tired and getting bitchy we arrived to my dorms and since im not used to it yet we werent sure on the#way and my mom says she knows a way for me thatl be the easiest but my dad was adamant on followign the gps#while i was just thinking of getting out#and while they were like arguing? not rly my ass got super bitchy and just said dude just drop me off#And honeslty#I get my sister so fucking much She does this type of thing all the time and before this i thought she was just bitchy and not chill abt it#but now i see THESE GUYS ARE BEING ANNOYING AS BALLS#like this is literally my dorms i fucking now wehre to go dude#BUT NO THEY JUST IGNORE ME UNTIL I LIKE NOTICLBY BITCHY ABT IT#but unforties my mom was right she did have a faster way it was jsut i didnt know of it since it was primarily a shortcut for cars and not#for walekrs and i only walk around campus
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Can I just say I went out TWICE today and I can't remember the last time I did that
#took cats to vet. came home. mom asked jon to run to wendy's for lunch#and we had to go to staples to drop off some electronics recycling anyway#so jon and i walked to staples and stopped at wendy's on the way back#ans jon walks faster than me and i did my best to keep up but whoof#usually i do one errand or doc appt or whatever and i'm done for the day that's it#but nope TWO - count em TWO - trips out of the house in one day#i deserve a cookie. no - a medal#a sugar cookie decorated to look like a medal. yeah#'left the house TWICE' on a big silver medal. yeah#mod post
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"wdym you don't know him he's your 'aunts' son" I have literally never met or heard of this guy in my life and I only see the 'aunt' once a year
Like I haven't even met him as a kid this is just a random adult man I do not know
#random#we haven't even gone out to dinner yet and mum has already called me rude#bc the second i walked into the house i had 5 different people talking to me#and i got hugged by like three people so i got overstimulated even faster than i thought i would#and i panicked and went to my room to calm down but my grandad followed me bc he wanted to ask me more questions#but i got to sit alone for like 5 minutes before my mum came in and told me i cant be rude and i need to try to be nice today#but her opinion of being rude is just me ignoring all my boundaries/discomfort/anxiety so I'm going to get yelled at#and like i said we haven't even gone out yet so theres a pretty high chance im going to start crying in front of my entire family#and that'll make me even more overstimulated so fucking yay#vent post#in the tags mostly#sorry for the rant
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Hero of drivers license
#I’m playing spirit tracks for the first time and I’m not going to apologize for the person I become while I’m obsessed with it#it will happen again. also makes me think they will make link a 12 year old who drives a train instead of saying he’s aged up#i guess it would fuck it with ppl because wind is also 12. but i love the idea of a 12 year old with a drivers license so whatever lmao#If this link comes right after wind it makes me think about how link would have some sort of resemblance to his previous incarnations#like. we can safely assume tetra is spirit tracks Zelda’s grandma because spirit tracks is 100 years after wind wakes#so I’d like to think Zelda has some of wind and tetras genes. but link can look like whatever since I’ve always thought of it as his soul#changing bodies and then zelda is like always royal blood because they’re descended from hylia#this would probably be better explained if I drew out how I see ww link and st link#ALSO I LOVE HOW U CAN PLAY AS ZELDA AND TALK TO HER.. she is so sweet u guys#apparently if u whip her when she’s a phantom it makes her walk faster but. i don’t want to hit her :(#my art#myart#doodles#legend of Zelda#loz#loz spirit tracks#spirit tracks#loz st#hero of trains#loz link
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started a new save and experienced the new summer event for the first time............ bro what the FUCK
#mine#SPOILERS SPOILER SPOILERS DO NOT READ TAGS IF U WANNA AVOID SPOILERS#bruh it's been me & the baby playing together in front for the most part#& we were SO SCARED#IT FELT LIKE WE JUST RANDOMLY GOT SENT TO TLOU LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL TJRTKER#i mean it looks v cool and all but it was so scary to just randomly walk into like. bro................................... b r o.#tbh it feels like. an incentive to prioritize upgrading the axe faster#imagine all the wood u can get w the town being overrun by trees....... yum or whatever#sdv#sv#stardew valley#anyway that was terrifying but we made it out ok we used the item spawner to speedrun the cc#probs gonna do that for ginger island too tmr cause we wanna see the new stuff#and also just. HAVE a save file on desktop that IS actually late game#we never get that far bc we always have expanded KJHKTJHJRTKH#im intrigued wtf all these big ass trees mean though. what was he cooking. im scared. im intrigued.
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Not gonna lie, both vindicating but also deeply sad that every single literary magazine I've looked at recently, having visited those site in the past, has edited their submission requirements to specify that AI work will not be considered.
And at the same time, I'm extremely fearful of how many writers are going to give up writing when it becomes impossible to tell AI from real anymore, and markets are utterly saturated with content to the point that getting anything published is nearly impossible as scammers try to make some quick change.
I imagine it wouldn't be worth it in the long run as a scam, because it doesn't exactly pay to write these days even prior to this, so it may then die out within a couple of years, though that might be optimistic given the plagiarism that makes it into the Amazon self-publishing realm. But even still, I do worry that in the meantime it's going to push writers out and force already struggling lit mags to shut down, and I'm so, so worried about it.
#I have not been submitting anywhere for a few months cuz mental health hit me weird#but I've been going back to look now and it changed SO suddenly with the release of chatgpt#I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it—#like I REALLY do spend a lot of time thinking about this kind of thing. straight up where does art go from here.#like that question was bad ENOUGH before this but now#also this also applies to book publishing but I mention lit mags especially because they're actually a VERY low entry point#and also—and perhaps more importantly—this will only further cement the monopolization of the publishing industry.#which will then mean that any moves toward diversity will be instantly walked back#because you don't have to worry about the backlash queer authors get for writing anything besides fluff gay romance.#you don't have to worry about controversy about your writers of color being harassed on twitter.#you can outsource your content to a false faceless entity who doesn't need to be paid and create whatever you so desire.#I know it's been said constantly but we grow ever closer to the most sanitized and pacifist destruction of culture and story possible.#that sounds dramatic but it's legit the cliff in the distance and the car is hurtling toward it faster than you'd think.
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me and the work girlies having socialist convos at the end of the day
#funny as hell like. we finished our workload about half an hour early#because they've hired so many of us temps. who are improving at the job each day#that there's just been less to spread around#yet bc work culture is dumb our manager suddenly told everyone to push the carts we'd already sorted#into a square in the middle of the floor? which we've never done before#and the permanent staff had no idea why either. they were also confused but resigned#I passed one and said ''hey so is this just because we have 20 minutes of the shift left''#and she just laughed and shrugged and was like idk ask him lmaooo#definition of busywork#so we're all just standing around for 10 minutes until the manager starts calling people over to move... other stuff idk.#and I'm walking to join them when this small group of coworkers behind me goes HEY#you don't need to go. look he's got enough people and he's not looking stay heeere#so we just end up swapping stories about the managers giving us tips to process the conveyer faster#even tho we uhhh work SO hard already. :)#and one woman went ''I was thinking. ummm. I could go faster. but you gonna pay me more??? so I worked slower ❤️''#nothing but respect for us grunts here tho vs the management. I've never known a single person in the 3 weeks I've been here#to not come and help someone who looks busy on the opposite conveyer when theirs is slow#turns out people are naturally nice and helpful when you don't take advantage and try and make them work harder#bosses will never learn this <3
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Just posting this so I can find it again
#dogblr#for reference#rory is stuck at a default pace#and i want her at a default trot#im exploring strategies to get her there#(default while on leash - default offleash is a canter)#(but we do 4x more onleash stuff so you see my problem)#(ive been conditioning her to pace despite my absolute best efforts)#its crazy because mav had a beautiful default trot and pike has a beautifuk default trot#i didnt even try eith mav it just happened#but mr laundry and the tollers all default pace and i hate it#its such an inefficient lumbering movement#i do not want it for rory#anyway new strategies include even longer leash and me walking even faster#and if all else fails ill fix it in the summer when the snow and ice melt
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Look, I understand the ever-present fear that you're not good enough or that you haven't done enough with your time, but can we PLEASE not feel discouraged when seeing amazing work made by young people? Can we please stop seeing art in general and thinking "I'll never make something that good"? Beyond even art, whatever it is- looking at something and saying "I'll never be that good"? I decided I wanted to do art because because I was inspired by media I love- and I want to make things that do that for others- that drives them to pick up a pencil and start sketching OCs or writing a story that brings them joy and makes them feel proud of themselves. If someone genuinely felt bad seeing my work because "I'll never make something as good as that," I'd be DEVASTATED. That is the OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANT. Please! Go, Make Something! Join in this thing I love! I want you to love it too! I want you to make things you love! Make characters you love! Make stories you love! Join in the joy of creation! Because it's fun! It's wonderful! It's expressive! And what you make, no one else will! It is yours! Love yourself! Love your work! Make things you love! Tell the stories you want to hear! Because if it's something you want, others will want it too.
#art#rant#Apologies if this is a weird one#I genuinely love it when I see drawings from my friends who don't usually draw#I want them to do it more#I want them to write more#I want to see them doing crafts and coding#When someone says I inspired them to do something- well#I don't think there are many higher compliments#It's never too late to start#and if you keep at it#you'll keep improving#Don't lose sight of that#Don't run yourself into the ground chasing “better”#don't stand at the starting line because the finish seems so far away#and don't sit on the sidelines because the people around you are faster#This isn't a race#It's more like a hike#A road we can walk together#Some people like different paths#Some like to run up the mountain#Others like to examine the flora along the path#But we walk it together
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aughhhh i feel sosick i hate having a body i wish i was a robot and there was a butch mechanic who had to do maintenance on me who said that last part
#alex talks#i should covid test and i'll check if we have any that aren't expired but i feel so ill that i don't want to walk to cvs#my head hurts i think we have a liquid iv downstairs that could hydrate me faster but i dont want to get up. at least i can still moan loud#and piteously from my bed that makes me feel better#it makes me feel like im a malady afflicted little boy from a village in the 1800s and they've gotten the town doctor to do a house call and#he observes me and my miserable pallor and deduces i am dying from the wasting
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alright i’m done sorry
#but like#teasing both sam AND danny by flirting with some rando at the bar#when you get back to the table sam is HEATED#questioning what you were doing in that same tone he used in that tiktok#they’re dragging you out of the bar faster than you can think#sam is still digging into you when you walk through the door#but danny ever the sweetheart stops him#he knows you only did it for the attention#so he leans in real close and he uses that condescending little voice#‘sweet girl was just upset we weren’t giving her what she wanted right’#‘she wants us at her beck and call. ready to please her whenever she likes isn’t that right’
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GOD my heart aches every time I see the black Dartmoor
#it looks so much like my heart horse that never was (except the Dartmoor is missing a little white marking he had)#he was at the barn where a family member had their horse. a little too poorly cared for... he refused to be rideable (past abuse probably)#and they just didnt bother with him much. he was so so so pretty but his mane was always tangled and hooves out of form and stuff#whenever I came along I'd spend the whole time there just caring for him. brushing out the tangles. braiding his mane. oiling his hooves.#(just braiding the mane could take 20-30 minutes. it was so long and beautiful)#i brought him along for hacks in a halter and lead rope whenever i could. the lazy fuck (affectionate) REFUSED to go faster than a walk#but I am also a lazy fuck so it fit me pretty well tbh#in the beginning he was really tentative towards me and the stable owner had to help me go get him. but eventually he started coming to me#wasn't much of a cuddly type but you know in your heart when a horse enjoys your company don't you#my life got in the way too much because I was in high school commuting 90 minutes one way#but. sigh. what we could've had if I wasn't so freaking busy all the time :(#I'm not even sure he's alive anymore. I think it's been four years since my family member moved their horse and his fur was graying then#wasn't a dartmoor though#papers claimed him as a dole horse but his papers were untrustworthy loll. he looked more like a fell or maybe dales pony#z talks
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had a nightmare where my dad and i were stalked by the ghost of a serial killer called "bonny john" aubrey
#did we die? not sure. debatable.#i'm like dad all the locals are saying that bonny john's coming out tonight. we should leave#and he's like ok [does everything so it takes the longest time possible]#all the lights on the street we're walking on go out at once. he sees no reason to get to the van any faster#the van starts by itself before we even get there. he's like welp hop in#nope we're going to this house to try and ask for help. the van starts making unnatural sounds when we cross the street.#there's definitely a figure back there. i think it has a chef's knife.#nobody's answering the door. we go around to the back yard just to put more distance between us#and suddenly the brightest lights are shining out the back windows. there's a man standing at the corner of the house.#someone is screaming. or roaring. the windows shatter. there's a paper-white face in front of me.#the only thing i remember after that is watching a cat jump out of a broken window and run off into the night#so yeah i probably died but idk#bonny john also had his own folk song. i heard it on a record player in an old thrift store where somebody told me to watch out for him#i can't remember the tune or anything but it was a good song#cornelis appears nonetheless!
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