#so very yass

[that1overthere]

Im normal about him please I swear

[uhhlifeig]

Quidditch Pitch - Nov. 27 - word count: 710 - @wolfstarmicrofic

The Gryffindor stands were buzzing with energy as the players zoomed onto the Quidditch pitch. 

Up in the commentator’s box, Remus Lupin adjusted the enchanted microphone and smiled. “Welcome to today’s match: Gryffindor versus Slytherin!” His voice echoed over the stadium. “Let’s hope no one dies today, yeah?”

McGonagall was shaking her head exasperatedly beside him.

Remus sighed. The introductions were always the most boring part. “On the Gryffindor side, we have Alex Brown, Mackenzie Glen, and James Potter, Chasers. Our Beaters are Sirius Black and Marlene McKinnon, and Cassidy West and Noah Logsden as Keeper and Seeker respectively.”

Sirius tilted his broom in a mock bow towards the dirty blonde when Remus said his name.

“On the Slytherin side,” the werewolf continued, “we have Dorcas Meadowes, Mark Sanders, and Darcy Avery as Chasers, Kim Johnson and Carmilla Rivers as Beaters, Jackson Mulciber as Keeper, and their Seeker is Regulus Black. Yes, another Black! Because one wasn’t enough, apparently.”

Regulus scowled at the commentary box, adjusting his gloves.

“And they’re off!” Remus announced as Madam Hooch blew her whistle. The players soared into the air, James immediately snatching the Quaffle.

“Potter has the Quaffle- shockingly, not his biggest achievement today. He managed to  not fall on his face this morning, folks. It’s a miracle.”

James threw him a dirty look as he dodged a Bludger.

“Oh, McKinnon with a fantastic hit! That’s right, show them how Gryffindor Beaters roll.”

Meanwhile, Regulus darted across the pitch. Remus just managed to catch a glimpse of his face before he flew away.

“And there’s the younger Black giving us all a masterclass on brooding while flying. A true Slytherin strategy- if they can’t win, they’ll look better losing.”

James shot toward the goalposts, weaving through the Slytherin defense with Sirius taking out anyone who got too close.

“Potter goes for it- he shoots, he scores!” Remus cheered. “Look at him. So proud of himself. That’s Gryffindor ten, Slytherin zero!”

A few moments passed without any excitement- until a well-aimed Bludger from Sirius sent the Quaffle spiraling out of a Slytherin’s grasp. James dove to intercept.

“Look at older Black and McKinnon proving that teamwork makes the dream work! And Potter- oh, look at that catch! Someone’s showing off.”

Remus watched as Sirius and Regulus crossed paths mid-air, gazes locking briefly before the younger flew away in search of the Snitch.

“And there’s the Black brothers, sharing a tender sibling moment,” the werewolf drawled. “Truly touching. Almost makes you forget they’re trying to knock each other out of the sky.”

James’s next pass was intercepted by a Slytherin Chaser, who charged toward the Gryffindor goalposts.

“Finally, some action from Slytherin! And there goes West, looking vaguely concerned. Can she- oh, no, she can’t. Goal for Slytherin. It’s ten-all, folks!”

A Bludger shot past his friend by mere inches, Sirius swerving out of the way when he saw it hurtling at him. Remus breathed out a breath of relief, announcing, “Sirius Black narrowly avoids a Bludger! Shocking reflexes from a man who tripped over his own feet this morning.”

A cheer sounded as Marlene sent Carmilla reeling with a Bludger to the shoulder.

“McKinnon, good job,” Remus said, his grin audible. “Show those Slytherins who’s boss around here.”

Eventually, Regulus dove for the ground, looking as if he had spotted the Snitch. Noah followed him, but the moment he realized it was a feint, he swerved upwards.

“And Baby Black pulls a Wronski Feint! Probably trying to pull more than that today, if you know what I mean,” Remus remarked with a sly tone.

Despite the chaos, the match pressed on.

“And that’s Potter with another goal- I think his ego is taking over, folks.”

Noah suddenly shot forwards, having spotted the Snitch. Regulus tailed him, but the Gryffindor grabbed it a millisecond before the younger Black brother would have, cinching a win.

Remus leaned back in his chair, smiling. “And that’s the game, folks! Gryffindor takes it, thanks to teamwork, skill, and, let’s face it, sheer dumb luck. Better luck next time, Slytherin. ”

He started a timer in his mind. One, two, three…

Sirius flew right in front of the commentary box, grinning broadly. “I guess that good luck kiss really did work, Moony.”

[angelbambisworld]

The way he grabs his titties and looks at the photographer is just full of the exaggerated swagger of an 80s pretty boy rockstar

[hazmatmaid]

would you guys hate me and unsubscribe if i wasn’t fanon-compliant? if i didn’t wholeheartedly accept a very popular headcanon into my heart? if i even disagreed with it, and did not like it?

[fulgurbugs]

hey i’m making another doll post today!

this doll actually doesn’t belong to me, but is my roommates! one thing about me is i never shut up about this stuff so eventually one hit her enough that she wanted her. and since she’s nice she let me take pictures

so here’s stitched in style frankie!

we had quite the ordeal freeing them from this box, but we managed to do it with joint effort. the box did not escape unscathed tho, oops

the turnaround! you might not be able to tell from the box, but one side of this dress is super super short!

the face card. i love this dark metallic lip on frankie, it suits her perfectly

it’s a monster high post, i gotta show you the shoes. frankie has soles that look zigzag stitched and the heel is a needle with thread wrapped around it

a couple more detail shots. my favorite little detail is the tiny scissors hanging off the chains. the earrings are also a needle with wrapped thread!

.5 shot (obligatory)

roomie managed to fit her in this spot, so you can see her misc collection too lol. also tried to get a nice pic with just frankie but buff psyduck was still in the shot lol.

overall i really love the motifs in this doll. the skirt itself looks like a giant pile of gathered fabric hastily sewn into something wearable, and the tulle and leather textures all contrast each other so nicely, in a way that’s very… well, frankensteined.

as for my roomie, her main opinion is that she wishes this frankie had a prosthetic leg like g3, which i think would have looked super cool but of course mattel does like keeping their gens separate lol.

anyways, if you stuck with me for another long doll post, thanks! see you for the next one because there will be next ones… trust

[chotachica]

My hyperfixations rn are TADC and FNAF bouncing unstoppably between my rooms walls destroying everything tangible while I cry on my bed

[thevoidissmilingatyou]

So my friends are just starting to read Gideon the ninth( at my insistence. One sends me emails with their commentary and the other has read with me looking over their shoulder 100% of the time)

And they are both convinced that it’s gonna be a like a hunger games tournament?? They came to this conclusion separately??!

I’m just like guys why would you think this they want 8 lyctors it’s a numbers game. They say ‘then why do they have cavaliers then?’

Kahdjskahsia i mean I guess it’s fair on some level, sword people do indicate sword things will happen, and swords do stab people. So clearly the goal is they all fight each other and the last person standing gets to be a lyctor!

My poker face during these conversations is so funny I’m like ‘guys no one is supposed to die’.

I’m trying to be very careful with my language so they’ll be angry at me later :3

They are going to be very happy and very sad when the murders keep happening later :)

[simphic]

The way I wanna make this scene available 2 the public based off this wall alone...like I'm gagging.

[bookhugers]

Understanding Fall Out Boy lyrics is like a code, you gotta unlock it after having a mental breakdown at 4am after questioning yr whole life!

[xiindomitable]

One of Katsuki's love languages happens to be using someone as his own personal human Barbie, send tweet-

[echotunes]

feeling like some kind of wizard because I'm messing around in the code of the ao3 floating comment box extension to edit some things about it that I find annoying and it WORKS. and as a bonus i actually understand what all this code is DOING too. uni web dev class is carrying rn

[fruit00]

throwback to that one time i realized i developed feelings for my bff and felt so guilty i cried for like 3 days

[oculusxcaro]

Personality Style Test

Your personality style is: Depressive

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[ouchiis]

i've been dead all day but. ouye sim jumpscare. he's just a lil guy

[vixen-flame]

I like how his hair looks like mine >.<

ummmm I'm cooking I think(?)

[childeproof]

thinking of reworking jules lore completely but keeping her a cyborg,, I want to like develop her people’s culture n make her from a small group in outrealm,, she’s a cyborg not of her own choice still but like. ohh I can make it tragic like she was gonna die n has no memory of it n they made her a cyborg n she decided to leave her people after that bc wtf imagine waking up as a cyborg one day,, complex situation and she’s no contact. and maybe later she reconnects with her mom.