#so uh. im not sorry owo

[ajjconcertat2am]

thinking about the will wood interpretation of the wednesday netflix show i havent see the show at all but i believe him with every core of my being

like not to talk out of my ass cuz i litterly have not seen the show and only have seen pictures and fanart but i also saw NO negative posts about it till the will wood one today (not saying theyre arent i just havent seeked out stuff for this show), even my sister recommended it to me. i have a bad habit of disliking popular things that are hyped up on social media even when its a show i like just because like.... sometimes fandom brain rot irks me a little and im definitely hypocritical and cringe just like every other mf on this website.

but also ive seen the adams family movie (i dont think its the OG og but the most popular one) where the camp was to 100%, all the characters were unapologetically weird, political, and goth. not only was it extremely funny camp but had a lot to say for its time, and honestly i think movies like that are becoming rarer and rarer. its so mf boomer of me to say it but with how politics are now and we (at least speaking as an American) have succumbed to the idea that corporations hold more power than the average person in politics, we also hold companies to higher degree of pr and well..... 'wokeness' and inclusion. and like dont get me wrong its so nice to not watch movies and shows with random blatant racism / racism stereotypes for no reason and theres been great shows made in recent times.... but its also like.... companies are becoming more scared to do anything wrong or bold. to be political in any manner, to make a bold statement in any manner because they arent JUST appealing to 'left wokism' (sorry idk how to decribe it better) but to the most people in a nice friendly family friendly manner. (like.... im trying to communicate the idea of lemon demons redesign ur logo like... THAT. they are appealing to everyone)

so long story short i believe will wood's review with a burning fucking passion because thats how a lot of media is turning out, especially by repurposed IPs which is a whole nother fucking annoying thing. smaller rant that intertwines, but its just like television, merch, fandom, etc etc are scared of letting something die or letting something be, both companies who search to milk every last cent..... and fandom people looking to psycho analyize every character into cardboard cut out stereotype or their personal barbie dolls to use to draw gay art and writing long paragraphs about some new netflix merged IP is so 'saphic/gay coded' etc etc its gets so fucking annoying. can we have a normal conversation about a show please like adults.

tdlr can we not spend 20 million years destroying the meaning of somethings original message, both on the sides of repurposed ips AND fandom brain rot, to make something entirely new squeky clean and gay teen romance replaying the same scene of first love over snd over again THIS ISNT ART

[bluebellowl]

Hi! Howdy! I love your art, I’m so glad it keeps getting on my For You page despite how I don’t go here (here being Pokémon). I’ve been seeing your stuff every now and then for like…two weeks? And every time I’ve seen your art I’m like “Oo I don’t wanna leave the art!! I’ll lose it </3 I wish I could look at more of this art and see when more is posted and whatnot, I’ll just not scroll and just keep my phone on this art for like five minutes for the tumblr algorithm recommends me more-”

Now….why….did I just now, today, remember I can go to your profile and just follow you????

I am not kidding I’ve Fr been sitting here with your art on my screen for 5+ minutes while I work and it’s just now occurring to me that like. I HAVE A TUMBLR! I HAVE AN ACCOUNT! NORMAL PEOPLE WILL JUST FOLLOW PEOPLE! I don’t have to live like that.

IM HAPPY TO BE HERE NOW, sorry if I’ve been like…haunting your notifications with likes or something. . I love your style and how you depict the Subway Masters and everything. And it’s like there’s so much emotion and detail and care in everything you make. <3 Uh. If I start getting big into Pokémon bc of you, so help me, I can’t do that, it’s too massive of a media, I don’t have the money-

Heya! Wow that's a story and welcome aboard!! :D

Don't worry, notes don't bother me (tumblr isn't allowed to notify me, I just check stuff every now and then) and I'm super flattered you think so highly of me, holy--!! OwO

I'd be surprised if I got you into Pokemon bc I'm not too much into it myself. All I do is hang out in the submas fandom, play my ancient Pokemon Gold once a month and play Pokemon GO with uni friends. All I've spent on it so far is like 20€ on socks from sunny. And a looooooooot of hours on art but this is how I relax so it's ok.

So yeah I'm just here for the clown twins with the french collars

Anyway hope you enjoy your stay and your new found powers!

[hime-bee]

Okay so I've seen the House Made of Sweets post and..*clear throat* I have a..few questions ✏️📄

1.Can we make fanart right now or have to wait after it's released?

2.What rating will it be?

3.Can we still draw the M/C(basc a gray person ) ship with the hot blondie

4.HOW YOU BE MAKIN THE EYES AND HAIR AND LIPS SO PRETTY IM HELLA JEALOUS

5.Will the have any other days like day one day two or is it a short VN

6.Have you drunk any water yet...no? THAN GO DRINK SUM IN THIS HOT AH WEATHER!

7.Is the Blondie a LI's?

8.Are there any side characters (I think this is a dumb question but sh🥺)

SORRY IF THIS IS TO MUCH!

I am prepared to answer all your questions, my friend 😌

ERMMM, I'd recommend waiting until the game is out so you can get a better idea of their designs for full body? But if you just wanna do bust, then by all means!! Tag me in it if you do, I wanna see owo

Good question! Since it's horror and there's gonna be some uh... "Stuff" in the game, I'd say 17+ (there isn't gonna be any sexual content, however)

Oh, by all means! I don't wanna say his name because it's a bit of a spoiler (ish?), so you can just refer to him as "The Blonde Witch"!

IAIJUHDJD?? I'M GLAD YOU LIKE MY ART 🥺 I love drawing lips and coloring eyes fr tho, it's so fun!

Mmm, there will be like 1-3 days in game kinda? It's hard to explain without spoiling much ngl-

I HAVE!! I've drank so much water lately because my mouth has been dry as hell. This heat is killing me, man, I'm not built for it 😭

Yes, he's the only LI!

Kinda?? Maliya's brother is mentioned, and the dog is also a side character LMAO (it's not a dumb question at all, don't worry!!)

NOT AT ALL- I really appreciate the interest in my lil game! Thank you so much for the ask 💙✌️

[kattythingz]

sorry to bother u about fma again but no I'm not.

so I know Trisha and hohos relationship isn't explored much in crown but I wanted to get some insight on to how u perceived it cause personally im a big fan of

trisha: if I could make my form anything I'd have made myself a goth biblically accurate angel so maybe this father guys a weak ass bitch. <- is doing laundry or smth

hoho: I have feelings for you.

but I always like getting new perspective on characters especially less explored characters

I don't think you'll like my answer very much lmao, but—I'm kinda. maybe. not a fan of them? Nor Hoho?

I just. HHHHHHHHHHHH. I hear people about Hoho's good intentions, okay? I do. But he's genuinely such an awful dad from the MOMENT he reunites with Ed (seriously??? you're home after years of being away and the first thing you do is make a jab at your son's guilt and compare it to wetting the bed?), so I literally cannot separate the man from the father, because part of the father IS his general personality and attitude, which ALSO rub me the wrong way.

Trisha, then, deserved so much fucking better, holy shit. SHE DESERVED SO MUCH MORE THAN HOHO'S ASS. I don't think she was necessarily a secret badass like a lot of people like to headcanon; I actually like that she's the only purely gentle person in Ed and Al's life. I think it's why she's so sacred to them! That was their mom, and there's literally nobody else like her to them in the entire show. (It's also extremely alarming that people saw VERY young Trisha dating this 40-year-old-looking man and never said anything?? She was pregnant at 20-21, HELLO? WAS NO ONE WORRIED??)

So, uh, yeah. Not a fan of Trisha and Hoho, because I'm not a fan of Hoho lmao. Sorry owo;

[xamaxenta]

Keep forgetting to ask about it, but this week you've mentioned Marco's phoenix in a very predatory sense. Where the mythical bird is cruel and uses the false flames and gentle, healing aura to trick prey into getting close. Which is a delightful take on what's usually an owo fire bird that sings so beautifully the sun itself fell in love (thus giving the Phoenix the fire that rebirths it, at least according so some versions of the mythos that I personally love, cause in those versions the Phoenix was a very dull looking bird before with only song to compliment it... Which if you know anything about birds says that it was likely a female before--hmmm interesting ideas are interesting)

But anyway! Onto the topic! It made me wonder if, in this context, the Phoenix even has like, a mating drive or if it's all possessive and the mating but comes from the human bits. Which meeeaaaannnss that the Phoenix might just eat some prey by setting itself on fire to consume it completely which, I mean, if you think esoteric sounding sex is cool opens up a whole new world where Ace single handedly satisfies the the hunting drive of the Phoenix and Marco's libido while teasing the hunger part of the Phoenix in a very intriguing cycle.

You tend to view the animalistic phoenix as possessive so a pretty morsel it can play at consuming while uh... Consuming in a much different way, would be very attractive as a potential mate. (Which, I mean, I'm not pretending like I, too, don't find it a very sexy idea)

RIP their bed tho, they might have to take it somewhere less flammable. Maybe on a beach and end up in a smooth glass nest from the heat of the flames. If not straight up in the heart of a forest fire, idk, it's VERY dangerous to be near them if they decided to go at it like this tho.

Lol, Ace asking for wild forest fire phoenix sex by gathering bundles of incense like myrrh and dropping them in Marco's lap with a massive grin. He's such a damn menace istg lmao

Im speechless idk what to say, everyone has such amazing ideas and thoughts about the phoenix and im really happy my posts about it being so much more ferocious and uncanny were so inspiring

This particular part is the part i fuck with the most

Like its really romantic too that Ace does fulfill all of the Phoenixs needs both physically mentally spiritually and stuff because hes fire itself and ive always loved the whole feeding and taking and being greedy during an intimate act like sex and stuff (its the monster fucker in me im sorry)

Needing to connect intimately that isnt so flammable is such a comedic concept too like they had to trial and error and god idk which is more beautiful, Ace laying in a kaleidoscope of beach glass that theyve made together, haloed by shards of light and prisms

Or within the heart of a forest fire wild, beautiful, dangerous and free both options would fully have the Phoenix and Marco committing their heart to Ace 🥰

Ace may be afraid initially but after realising theyre not here to devour him like THAT he opens up more to the phoenix (to its delight)

[homosexchad]

me: i like men. i wanna woo a man. i’m gonna woo astarion bc i literally heard a youtuber briefly mention “slutty vampire twink” and that’s how i found out what baldurs gate is and the entire reason i got the game

shadowheart: hi i’m in love with you and without even trying, you have high approval with me :))

me: move aside, fuck off, i dislike u, i’m sorry

lae’zal: hello. i desire you carnally.

me: i love you so much but alas, nuh-uh, let’s be besties tho

fucking gale: owo let’s perform magic, owo im magic, owo

me: nO! fuck off gale you’re not even in my party

halsin: h—

[quickly googling polyamorous options in baldurs gate]

[electro-omen]

sorry not sorry but HELLO I'VE COME TO RAMBLE IN YOUR INBOX RQ :3

i really love colors so i was like

"hmm what if i make color pallets for all my homies showing them what colors i associate them with"

so im doing that

n i'll see if i can like- give reasons/context for 'em!!!! :3

(some of the associations are like- weird ^^; not like bad but like "that's a roundabout way of associating that with me but okay..???")

most of it's just like what i admire about you n whatnot ^w^ so uh,,,

here's yours !!! :))

gives off spring vibes owo ANYWAY blue cuz sky and whenever i think "oh hey it's electro!" i think blue n yellow green for nature vibes canary hehe funny bird name color :))) the LILAC because it's fcuking LILAC comforting,,,, you're super sweet and lovely and wonderful and i could say it a billion times augh !!!! you give off such exciting and happy energy and i love it :)) reminds me of a picnic out in a park somewhere with a pretty blue and partially cloudy sky with nice flowers n yummy food and just this is getting cheesy it like it's like i could have one of those moments with you where it's like "damn, life really is beautiful and should be treasured" like i zone out at said picnic and get lost in thought and that's what comes to mind just chilling in nature with good food and amazing homies (you) it's like a movie scene moment hehe :3 the sudden unprompted/spontaneous comfort/comments you say or that roo shows me- they mean the world to me <3 <3 <3 can't thank you enough for 'em,, aufhdkdghjdkghd okay summing it up pretty vibrant lovely calm cool picnic with birds and pretty flowers and a lovely sky and warm sun and cool breeze and nature and ghjdkhdfhdfskds u are wonderful !!! u are wonderful. <3 okay thank u love u BYEEEEE

Clover you have KILLED ME. You KILLED THE ELECTRO.

I'm curled up giggling and stimming HARD

Nothing I could say can express the amount of emotion this made me feel so I will just end this here SORRY my words are failing me aaaaAAAA I LOVE YOU/P<3<33333 CLO CLO CLO BELOVED HHEHEHE UGHHHGGHWAWQAWWAWWSSZXCHDJ going to explode now THHFFFK

[toytulini]

I saw Barbie last night, I dont think i have a long film review of it for yall but idk I'll put some thoughts under a readmore I guess?

-Right off the bat, I enjoyed it, it was fun. It was a fun pink poppy romp. Thats about what I expected of it, and thats pretty much what I got

-Its not particularly radical in its gender/feminism takes, its very basic, which, I saw a number of ppl mention that before I saw it so I wasnt expecting anything radical. It couldve done better. it was. fine. im shrug about it i guess.

-My mom enjoyed it and was apparently not expecting any sort of emotional depth or story at all so it caught her off guard. I heard her crying. she cries easy at movies. I'm glad my mom liked it. Maybe she'll absorb some of the very basic feminism it drops idk.

-I knew the Kens adopted patriarchy and introduced it to Barbieland but it felt lile that happened very fast, idk.

-The ending....I. is her going to a gynecologist supposed to be like. shes gotten a vagina by deciding to be human?? or is she trying to schedule a surgery or something? that felt pretty weird to me if im honest, i thought it was gonna be a job interview or smth... Especially with how everyone was like "Barbie is ace (heheeh i agree) cos she has no genitals! (sorry what. excuse me. wanna run that by me again?)" like okay that makes that headcanon reasoning even more dewply uncomfortable that it already was?

-I enjoyed weird Barbie. i wish theyd cast someone else cos iirc ka/te mckin/non was a transmisogynist? unless she apologized or said she changed her mind on the topic since like 2017?? but i havent seen anything? idk. just. annoying to keep platforming these ppl. i guess theres probably other actors involved that have shit views of trans ppl. whatever i guess.

-I did dress up a little. i feel like my outfit had Weird Barbie Vibes. maybe ill post a pic.

-I did enjoy it and it had a number of shots and or transitions i liked, i think the one with the disco ball to the moon or whatever was enjoyable.

-god we really are so weird about barbie

-it just feels factually incorrect that all dolls pre barbie were baby dolls? idk. im sure it was the most common kind. but idk. not to be weird about The History Of Dolls but like. the porcelain dolls from the Victorian era. idk if those count as baby dolls. iirc those were to help young girls practice prepping dead bodies of loved ones for funerals or smth??? but i guess porcelain dolls have a sort of babyish look about them. and are fragile so you cant play rough with them.

-Like i Know its a 2hr long toy commercial for mattel but also god that cant be right. even if they werent filling the same niche as barbie as idk basically a fashion doll? there had to be other dolls right?

-I know the flat foot thing is Supposed to be over the top and silly for them all to get upset about but also tbh. as a bitch with falling arches the way some of yall make jokes about flat feet still is uh. well. rude. but also lmao man. the day my arches started hurting for no reason while i was barefoot did sorta feel emotionally like her feet falling to the ground lol.

-i want to introduce barbie to margot robbie's harley quinn owo. i think that would be Fun :3

-i want Ken's job. how do i do Beach as an occupation.

-I actually liked how they handled Ken and Barbie's rship til the end. i feel weird about that ending overall and also it feels weak wrt her dynamic as Ken. they make him grapple w her not reciprocating his feelings the same way but then she just leaves barbieland anyway?? and ig they dont get to explore a friendship or qpr dynamic. ok. its fine i guess.

-her saying she has no genitalia felt so transgender in a way im not sure it was intended to. ken saying he has all of the genitalia felt even more transgender. headcanoning them both as extremely transgender in fun weird new ways and no one can stop me.

-Allan is my favorite character i think. bro me too

-bibbleless movie. add bibble.

[darth-bagel]

“ you’re such a fucking coward. ” for Mirage? hehehe

It took me forever to sit and write it, but when I finally did I smashed it out in an hour XD Thank you so much for the prompt, Elven! 💙✨

No cut today bc it scrambles my spacing a lot, enjoy!

Mirage finishes levitating a big package wrapped in something protective, it’s translucent but stiff and she can’t wait to tear it off. She places it safely on the floor of her bedroom and waves her hand dismissively in the direction of the door, making it close with a soft sound and lock with a sharper click. That’s where she lets herself smile widely with barely suppressed excitement and starts tearing into the packaging, first just with her ungloved hands, but when one of her recently, carefully manicured nails catch on the material and nearly breaks she lets out a hiss and huffs in frustration.

She groans and just grabs the scissors from the bed, or whatever.

The rest of the packaging falls under her aggressive cutting in a few minutes and reveals a flat and silvery surface of a full-length mirror with some black and gold detailing-- it takes her next 10 minutes to actually assemble the damn thing but when it’s finally standing on its own she grins at her reflection.

“Okay and now to the main attraction” Mirage hums to herself as she clasps her hands together-- she didn’t have a truly alone time in a long while, but now Khem was meditating or whatever Khem liked to do and that droid was terrified enough of her that it doesn’t dare to come into her quarters anymore. She turns to the bed and several outfits sprawled over it, she had them shipped in recent weeks and the rest she picked up when she was finalizing things on Nar Shaddaa.

Zash mentioned Tatooine and Alderaan were next, so she picked something that would help her be mobile and not burn into a crisp-- a little more tight fit than she expected but it had protective layers and hopefully sand will stay as far away from her skin as possible. As for Alderaan…

She smoothed her hand over the black, lightly patterned cloth of the bodice and the skirt, the dark, blood-red of the sleeves ending in rich, gold embroidery and the underskirt from the same cloth, the sash, and gloves resting on the side. She smiled, it was silky and spun from the finest material, real gold, just like her facial jewelry-- but it also had a protective layer inside, not enough to stop a lightsaber, and yet still enough to help her channel a force shield in seconds… but it was also beautiful and just for her.

She chewed on her lower lip as she disrobed to try it on, she had more clothing to try on but this was special-- this was her status, her rightful place. And if it complimented her Master’s color palette perfectly that’s no one’s business, she chose this for herself. Wanted it.

Wanted her.

Mirage shook her head and focused on changing-- it took her few minutes to adjust and fasten everything correctly but when she finally looked into the mirror to check she gasped and smiled at herself. Yes, this is it.

She grabbed a brush from the nightstand and started working on her chin-length black hair, slowly pulling it back and twisting it into small braids exposing more of her face-- she was done hiding behind them-- she knew she’s beautiful at this point. Quick-witted, able to sweep a Darth off her feet, if Lachris was any indication.

She missed her sometimes, but she wasn’t about to stay on Balmorra just for a pretty face-- she had work to do, artifacts to find, so she and Zash can climb even higher together. She knew Zash would be happy to see her in a few days when she will stroll into her office with two of the artifacts…  It was the perfect opportunity for her move, she will be in Kaas City for at least two days, she already started pulling some favors from various individuals so securing a reservation in a fancy restaurant or a performance of the Sith Opera shouldn’t be too hard…

She looks up, her hair lightly braided and pulled into an ornate updo showing off her skin, redder than Korribani sands all sharp angles but still soft under her fingers and golden eyes and jewelry shining in the light just right… and then her eyes fall on the slave brand still marring her left cheek.

She sees red and before she stops herself the spot where she saw her face in the mirror is cracked and smoldering from the bolt of lightning.

And she definitely doesn’t smear her fresh makeup as she wipes down tears, doesn’t frantically release her hair so she can hide behind them again… doesn’t pout like a scorned teenager as she changes back into the light robes she wears on the ship wiping her face down with a gray sleeve.

When she dares to look into the mirror again she sees the truth.

“You’re such a fucking coward, Mirage Raverie, can’t face yourself in the mirror but somehow think you will turn the head of Darth Zash… And maybe that’s better, less disappointment in the long run…” she says to herself with a bitter laugh. She kicks the rest of the clothes off her bed, finding some quiet satisfaction in that she doesn’t have to care about it. She can buy more. No one will stop her.

And if she throws one of the soft blankets over the mirror before hiding under the covers, that’s nobody’s business.

[cherrysnax]

ok so like.. theyre like babie who goes nonverbal when theyre like hella embarrased n like, theyre like. better on a violin than they are with words so theyre like. confessing to someone,, by playing them a love song they compose

[hyperfixationtimego]

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[ask-the-sp-kids]

the one you've all been waiting for...

haha tbh im surprised any of you cared, glad i finally saved up enough for a shitty little laptop after my birthday (which was lit, no need to ask about that)

anyway, thanks for the concern and kind words (at least 5 of you called me cute, which is appreciated but totally not a question) dont be shy and hit that inbox up for me ;)

[dream-a-little-longer-1]

Pspspsppspsps

...

Pls write about William dealing with Sherlock's injured hand OwO

@queerwritersingerdramaqueen : Hi! I'm still learning how to use tumblr so I'm not sure if I'm doing this right but I ask you to please do a conversation between Liam and sherly while he bandages up his hand!? Pretty please!?!?!❤

Thank you both for reminding me and requesting some Sherliam that I've been dying to write (•ө•)♡

Hope you enjoy it!

Love, Luna

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"what were you think,Sherly?"

William pulls out a roll of bandage from the first aid kit as Sherlock winces and rubs at the back of his neck with his uninjured hand.

"uh... sorry?"

When William only glances at him,he sighs and lowers his hand; staring at the blonde in front of him as he takes hold of his injured hand to rub some ointment on the bloody and bruised knuckles.

"you're not sorry."

"yeah im not." When William waits for him to continue, Sherlock closes his eyes and leans back slightly, "look,Liam,im not sorry for what i did,alright?i couldn't just let that bastard say whatever he wants about our kid and make them cry!he should be grateful that i didnt break his ugly nose!"

William doesnt say anything,and when he starts wrapping the bandage around Sherlock's hand,the latter sighs again and lowers his head slightly so he could have a better look at William's face.

"you mad at me?"

William secures the gauze and holds the bandaged hand in his own gently;thumbs rubbing soothing circles on the covered knuckles.

"Sherly, I'm not mad at you. How could i be?" He slowly brings the hand he's holding to his lips and presses gentle kisses to each knuckle. "But i just hate it when you hurt yourself. Dont do it next time, alright?"

Sherlock stares at the other man dumbly and when William tilts his head to one side,he coughs and nods.

"yeah, sure"

And when William leans in, Sherlock is more than willing to meet him half way with his own lips upon the blonde's.

-

Ps : absolutely crying over Sherliam ಥ‿ಥ

[doodler-jpeg]

Ring Pop Proposal [BadBoyHalo]

UM UH HI HELLO ARE THOSE CANDY RINGS CALLED RING POPS OR AM I BAD AT REMEMBERING BUT I WOULD LIKE SONEONE TO PROPOSE TO ME WITH THIS ONE DAY EVEN IF ITS JUST IN A PLATONIC WAY

THIS IS JUST A CRACKFIC I GUESS SO TAKE THE FUNNY.

VALENTINE’S DAY TRANSLATES TO THE DAY OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP IN SPANISH SO HAH TAKE THAT, LONELY BITCHES. I LOVE YOU ALL PLATONICALLY >:] MWAH HAVE A KITH 

THIS REALLY FELL OUT OF WACK AT THE END. IT WAS LITERALLY JJST TO DO SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY. UH, YEAH. INKNOW ITS THE TWELFTH BUT IM TOO LAZY.

⚠️CUSSING, RAGE OUTBURST⚠️

Pronouns: they/them

You hummed as you finished building your base on the SMP. Placing the last block, you grinned and walked off of the roof, placing a bucket of water down to block you from damage.

“Okay, chat. I think that’s where the house building stream ends. We’re gonna look for some netherite in the next stream. So, uh, bye!” You quickly decided to raid Bad before you began roaming around the bloodvines that were scattered about the SMP. You leaned back in your chair as you looped your playlist and headed off to your mine to look for some gold.

As your music played in the background, you didn’t notice the creeper sneaking up behind you until it was too late. You jolted back in your chair in surprise as the death message popped up . You inhaled deeply, clenching your fist tightly before you respawned and hurriedly typed a small, polite paragraph to that creeper in the game chat.

<[Y/N]> DEAR CREEPER. FUCK YOU. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SNEAK UP ON ME IN MY MOMENT OF VULNERABIILITY AND FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE ASS. I DIDNT XONSENT NOR DID I APPROVE OF  SAIS INTERCOURSE, AS I AM MERELY NINETEEN, SO IF YOUD KINDLY GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A FIRE ASPECT THREE SWEEPING EDGE LOOTING TWO SWORD RHAT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

<[Y/N]> MY FUCKING STUFF NONONONONONONONONONNONOONONONONONO WHERE DID I DIE DWHERHWWHEEWHEREHWERE OH MY FUCKING SHIIITITITITITITITITITI TITTTYIED, I WANT TO JMPN ON A CADILAC AND SLAM MY HEAD AGAINST A WINDOW WHAY DID THAT CREEPER HAVE TONCFUCK ME.

<[Y/N]> IM SO SORRY BAD, IM BERY MAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAD A FEW THINGS I NEEDED ON ME. IM SORRYL ILL SJIPP YOUA RING POP AS A PROPOSAL.

<BadBoyHalo> O_o

<BadBoyHalo> But a ring pop does sound nice OWO

<[Y/N]> WHEN IM FINALLY TWBEYTY INWOULD LIKE TO MARRY YOU LEGALLY. MAYBE SKEPPY TOO BUT RIGHT NOW ITS JUST YOU. I WANT PLATONIC KITH KITH NOW >:[ <BadBoyHalo> as long as I get the ring pop :D

<[Y/N]> ANYTHING FOR YOU YOU BEAUTIGUL MUFFIN NOW I MUST GO BEFORE MY STUFF DESPAWNS. LOVE YOU

You laughed at the interaction. It was canon that your character had a crush on Bad’s to the point of turning to the egg for guidance. What made things bad, however, was that you had to keep that front on every stream or else, you know, you’d loose your clout.

You hurried down to your mine and found where your stuff had dropped, hurriedly picking it up and putting on your armour. Turning around, you were surprised to see Bad’s character and you let out a quiet shriek.

<BadBoyHalo> when are you gonna gimme the ring pop. Rat wants one.

<[Y/N]> I LIVE IN FUCKING WASHINGTON, I FONT KNOW HIW LONGN ITLL TAKE, BUT ILL DRIVE OVER JUST TO SE EYOU 

<[Y/N]> ILL GIVE TOU AS MANY RING POPS AS YOU WANT BB :]

<[Y/N]> this is all canon btw, I’m going to give you a ring pop as a marriage gift and you’ve already accepted. There’s no taking it back.

<BadBoyHalo> .-. But

<BadBoyHalo> youre nineteen.

<[Y/N]> IM IN MY TWENTIES IN THE LORE DONT WORRY. I MAY HAVE BEEN FORCED TO BE TUBBOS PARENT BUT ILL RISK EVERYTHING TO BE A HOT PILF

<[Y/N]> PILF = PARENT ID LIKE TO FUCK

<[Y/N]> Debby Ryan smirk.

<[Y/N]> ;]

<[Y/N]> wait you never said language to me

<[Y/N]> OvO

<[Y/N]> I’m blushing irl hold on.

<[Y/N]> I’m gonna order those ring pops just for you bb. Where do you live. Dm me. Not in game though because you’re still streaming but in discord.

You stretched in your chair as you waited for a response, laughing to yourself as you went to order the ring pops. Bad dmed you and you typed in the address, typing in your credit card number before you payed.

<[Y/N]> It has been done.

<[Y/N]> good night my new husband. Be prepared to deal with tubbo’s shit. Kith kith

You didn’t get a response from Bad, so you logged out of the server and turned your PC off. You threw yourself onto your bed and wrapped yourself in blankets.

You’re canonically married to BBH now, bitch. Take that, simp. HA. You can’t refuse because you were the one that proposed >:] I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

How he didn’t language you is a secret I’ll never tell though. ;] you know you love me, baby-

[springysprongy]

HI OK SORRY 2 BOTHER BUT LIKE DO U HAVE ANY POKEMON OCS THAT YOUD LIKE 2 TALK ABT??? CUZ IM HYPERFIXATINV ON POKEMON !!!!!!!! A LOT !!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE MANY OCS ID LOVE TO TALJ ABOUT! AND AUS I MADE OF THE TRAIN TWINS (Emmet n Ingo!)

BUT UH, THE TOP OCS RN ARE THESE

Aus are definitely the gengar au I made of Emmet...you bet I'm developing this au like crazy!!!

I also might redesign his colors :)c I'll definitely make comics about this au soon tho,,

OH AND ILL BE WORKING ON A SILLY ASK BLOG FOR SOME OCS OWO

The ocs listed up there are, Hades, Em and Paprika!

Hades n Paprika are the most developed AND have angsty stories cuz you know your fella here has to project onto ocs >:)

Paprika has an older brother and a sister his age... the older brother does belong to @gastly-tea (btw check them out urself!!! They have so many cool pokemon ocs...)

The sister his age is Spicy! They all have names like Pepper, Paprika, Spicy, its an inside joke theme XD but I absolutely love it

Paprika is an ABSOLUTE baby bean you may pet him!!! Hades as well!

Hades is v shy n anxious, baby boi has that collar at all times cuz it comforts him lots! This man stims. >:)

[taechaos]

How would Textbook Love JK will react if Y/N did a break up prank?

incoming drabble (a lil angsty ngl) 🤧 i liked this idea too much owo

You pace in your dorm with phone in hand, lightly tapping it against your palm from a mix of emotions: excitement, impatience and anticipation. Jungkook should be here any minute.

Watching YouTube in your free time has proven to be bad for you because it gave you the idea to prank your boyfriend. After seeing a series of lyric pranks, you decided to give it a twist because Jungkook isn't big on texting. One text from you, however, made all hell break loose.

You: We need to talk

the love of my life ♡: what

the love of my life ♡: smth wrong?

the love of my life ♡: pick up your phone

the love of my life ♡: ????

the love of my life ♡: are you okay?

the love of my life ♡: call me if ur in danger

the love of my life ♡: im coming to ur dorm

Though you felt bad for panicking him, you couldn't exactly pick up the phone before he began spamming you. You stopped typing when you saw his last text and waited for him.

There's a pound on the door. Your eyes widen and you quickly adjust your attire before interrupting his raps.

Jungkook looks like he ran all the way here with the way he's panting and his hair is disheveled from the rush of the air when he came to your rescue. "You're okay," he relieves and puts a hand over his chest, where his heart pounds from the exercise.

"Come in."

His brows dance a little when he notices how nervous you are before entering the room. You shut the door and saunter over to your bed to sit, and he follows lead; cautiously.

"Did something happen?"

You collect your nerves and go over your dialogue in your head one last time – the one you practised in front of the mirror. You're giddy to see his reaction because everyone else seemed so in love by the end of it.

"You gonna start talking or am I going to have to read your mind?" He's growing nervous, but as usual, he covers his feelings by a mask of irritation: knitted brows and a small frown.

"I... I need to tell you something important, Jungkook," you divert your gaze to him timidly. You don't want to start laughing from stage fright. He nods at you to continue; he matches the serious look on your face, though a bit more realistically. "I want to break up."

You don't take your eyes off of him as he leans back and his frown deepens. The mask is wearing off by the parting of his lips and the movement of his eyes. He's like a fish out of the water: he's confused and doesn't know what to say.

He settles on a "huh?"

"I want to break up," you repeat and nibble on your lip. He does the same with his upper one and avoids your stare while contemplating his response, though it's no help when his mind is blank and his heart seems to have been stabbed.

"Why?" His tone is controlled, and the question sounds more like a demand; he shut down on you.

You've practised this lie a bunch of times, but the words seem to refuse to come out of your mouth. All you can muster is a mumble mess, "I-I don't... uh, love... you, err, anymore."

There's no reaction, and you think he didn't catch it until you see the gloss in his eyes. The mimics in his face give nothing away, but he can't hide the windows to the soul. He's hurt, but you can't tell what he's feeling exactly when he does that annoyed habit – poking his inner cheek with his tongue.

"You don't love me anymore," he nods to himself. "Right. Okay." He clears his throat before standing up. You slowly stand with him as he walks to the exit. Just as you're about to stop him when he opens the door, he slams it shut and stomps back to you.

"You don't love me anymore, huh?" He's not hiding his reaction now; you can read his anger just from his flushed cheeks. "Is that right?"

"Hey–"

"Is that fucking right?! You don't feel anything for me?" He's seething at you and your intertwined fingers tremble under his glare. "Why? What happened? What the fuck did I do this time?"

He's too close to you; you can't lie in this position. "It was just..." Would he kill you if you told him the truth?

"What?" he shakes your shoulders. "Just what?"

"A prank." You screw your eyes shut in fear of his next reaction. He's intimidating you with only his eyes, but you know—hope—he wouldn't hurt you. His hands slide off your shoulders as he takes a step back.

You peek an eye open just as he says, "You think this is funny?"

"I-I thought people enjoyed this kind of thing– I saw other couples do it! I thought it'd be fun, I'm so sorry." Your eyes tear up too, but you can't hold them back like he does. It doesn't take long for them to stream down your face. They were waiting on your lashline the moment you saw his.

He scoffs and shakes his head at you. "I'm having the time of my fucking life," he sarcastically says with a bitter smile, "maybe I should do the same to you. I'm sure you'd laugh your fucking heart out."

"No, no," you weakly hold onto his shirt, "I'm sorry, I'll never do it again. Please forgive me, I was stupid and I never meant to hurt you."

"What the fuck were you expecting?" he asks in disbelief. "Relieved that I got rid of you? Happy that I wasn't stuck with you anymore? What?!"

"I don't know," you sob, "I just– I don't know!"

He tries to get your hands off of him, but your grip tightens in protest and you cry into his shirt. You hear him sigh, a rather pissed one, before his hand reaches up to pet your hair.

"Stop crying."

"I can't," you snivel, "you're upset and it's all my fault."

His other hand rubs your back soothingly and he finds humour in the ironic situation; how come you're the one crying when you just told him the one thing he'd never want to hear in his lifetime?

"Pull a stunt like that again, and then we'll have a problem. We're okay baby," he assures before pecking the top of your head tucked under his chin.

"I'll always hold you to that one promise you made, the one about never leaving me. Break that promise, and I won't be this nice."

You only sniffle in response.