#so to be like ‘wow so gender 😍’ is so ????? to me
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controversial opinion. transmasc cassie headcanons make no sense to me bc as a wonder woman character it’s kind of a significant part of her character that she’s a girl and cares about being a woman. so it kinda feels like people are saying “hm… wears pants 🤔 doesn’t wear skirt 😲 boy 🫵❓”
#like. no hate to anyone bc i think everyone should be allowed to project onto whatever character they want#you can ignore me if you want <3 live your life trans your blorbos#it’s just. to me the fact that it’s such a common headcanon confuses me#sometimes i feel like we’ve spent so long saying ‘clothes ≠ gender’ just to come full circle to ‘skirt=girl pants=boy’#i have a similar issue with ppl saying joan of arc was a trans man#bc she wore men’s clothes because she was being degraded and sexually assaulted when she wore women’s clothes#so to be like ‘wow so gender 😍’ is so ????? to me#but that’s a completely different topic so i won’t go into it#anyways. sorry i just woke up and had thoughts#again feel free to headcanon whatever you want i’m just bitching <3
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don’t text and swing! // miles morales x reader
miles loves texting and he loves you, what could go wrong?
cute lil miles texting headcanons
sum short n simple
readers gender not rlly specified
ooc miles?? idfk how he would text so i tried my best 😭
requests r open!!
miles says mentirosa that jus means liar
⊱ ────── {⋅. ✯ .⋅} ────── ⊰
🕷️ You’re never guaranteed a full on conversation with Miles because most the time he leaves you on open. He doesn’t do it on purpose, really. He just so happens to be a very busy man so trying to talk to him when he isn’t saving New York is pretty difficult.
9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: Hey did u still one of my jackets
9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: *steal idk how i got still
9:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: Anyways I cant find it anywhere and ik u have something to with it
10:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: I know ur not ignoring me rn…
10:01 pm [ you ]: oh wow of course im the first person you blame
10:01 pm [ you ]: also i dont have it ☝️
10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: Who else would take my jackets??
10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: This also isn’t the first time my jackets OR hoodies have gone missing
10:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: And somehow they always end up in your room
10:03 pm [ miles <3 ]: Suspicious right…🤨
10:06 pm [ you ]: oh shit by some magical force
10:06 pm [ you ]: your jacket managed to teleport to my bed!!
10:07 pm [ you ]: and somehow…IT FLEW ON ME?? AND NOW IM WEARING IT?
10:07 pm [ you ]: this is actually crazy…
10:15 pm [ you ]: wait miles where did you go
10:25 pm [ you ]: are you mad?
10:30 pm [ you ]: no way ur mad
10:40 pm [ you ]: MILES
10:42 pm [ you ]: HELLO
10:43 pm [ you ]: MILESSSS
10:56 pm [ you ]: oh wait mb you’re probably busy saving somebody
10:56 pm [ you ]: got a lil crazy there
10:57 pm [ you ]: ignore all that
1:00 am [ miles <3 ]: I KNEW IT
1:00 am [ miles <3 ]: It’s okay i like you a little deranged 😩
1:03 am [ you ]: why are you texting me at one in the morning
1:04 am [ miles <3 ]: Why are you replying?
1:05 am [ you ]: have you been fighting since 10?
1:12 am [ miles <3 ]: I’ve been studying! 🤓
1:12 am [ you ]: LIAR i know what you are…
🕷️ You text him while he’s in the middle of fighting? You bet he’s going to respond. While giving himself a reasonable distance away from the villian, he holds out his pointer finger and says; “Hold on, let me respond to them real quick…” While they’re throwing punches at Miles, he’s dodging all of them while texting you back. Though, he’s text aren’t legible. At least he thinks they are! All Miles wants to do is talk to you, even if you don’t understand half the things he’s typing. Texting him while he’s swinging has the same effect. He has dropped his phone multiple times and he’s always caught it before it could land on the street, though when his webs come in contact with his screen it registers as someone typing so without even knowing he’s spamming you a whole bunch of jumbled letters.
3:45 pm [ you ]: hey miles can i come over for dinner
3:45 pm [ you ]: im craving ur moms food 😍
3:46 pm [ miles <3 ]: oys of cours
3:48 pm [ you ]: did u just have a stroke
3:53 pm [ miles <3 ]: noi busy
3:53 pm [ you ]: if you’re busy why r u texting me 😭
3:53 pm [ you ]: go back to fighting or wtv ur doing
3:56 pm [ miles <3 ]: i wMt to talk toyj
3:58 pm [ you ]: u can talk to me later miles
3:58 pm [ you ]: im not going away
4:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: hatr
5:46 pm [ miles <3 ]: HEYYY
5:46 pm [ you ]: HII are you not busy anymore
5:47 pm [ miles <3 ]: Yeah
5:48 pm [ miles <3 ]: How’s your day been?
5:49 pm [ you ]: it’s been ehhhhh
5:49 pm [ you ]: i’ve been missing you 😔
5:51 pm [ miles <3 ]: ooajbdko092828900
5:51 pm [ miles <3 ]: 08:$jjaoppapp
5:52 pm [ miles <3 ]: !!!!!
5:54 pm [ you ]: what
6:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: I DROPPED MY PHONE
6:01 pm [ miles <3 ]: ANYWAYS back to what you were saying
6:02 pm [ miles <3]: I’ve been missing you too
6:04 pm [ you ]: youre no better than those people who text and drive 😐
6:05 pm [ you ]: don’t text and swing miles
🕷️ He loves sending you videos of him showing off in his suit. He did a cool trick midair? He’s going to prop up his phone somewhere and start recording, once he perfects the move and edits out any unneeded footage and he sends them to you. He’s all giddy when he does, in his head he’s like, “Will that impress them?” “Do they think that’s cool?” “They’re going to love this!”
11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment video)
11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: What do you think??
11:00 am [ miles <3 ]: Pretty cool right
11:03 am [ you ]: (1 attachment photo)
11:04 am [ you ]: LOOK AT THE FACE YOU MADE WHWN YOU JUMPEDD AHHHHH 💀
11:04 am [ you ]: this is going to be my new lock screen
11:05 am [ miles <3 ]: 😐
11:06 am [ miles <3 ]: Are you going to ignore the cool spin i did?
11:07 am [ you ]: oh sorey
11:08 am [ you ]: THAT WAS A REALLY SICK SPIN
11:09 am [ miles <3 ]: Mentirosa 😒
🕷️ Miles also sends you photos. It ranges from him swinging in midair or him relaxing on top of a building with his lunch in hand. He loves to keep you updated on his life. You’re the only one in this universe that knows his secret, so he texts or shows you everything he comes across as SpiderMan.
3:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment photo)
3:00 pm [ miles <3 ]: Look how pretty the view is from up here
3:00 pm [ you ]: oooh that’s actually so pretty
3:01 pm [ you ]: who knew new york could actually look nice for once?
3:02 pm [ miles <3 ]: I’m going to take you here one day for lunch
6:54 pm [ miles <3 ]: (1 attachment photo)
6:54 pm [ miles <3 ]: You should put this as your lock screen
6:55 pm [ you ]: it’s just you doing the peace sign while swinging
6:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: You said that like it’s a bad thing
6:55 pm [ miles <3 ]: It’s a nice photo :(
6:58 pm [ you ]: look i set it as my lock screen
6:58 pm [ you ]: (1 screenshot)
6:59 pm [ you ]: everyones gonna see that i know spiderman
6:59 pm [ miles <3 ]: YES GOOD
🕷️ He texts you nonsense sometimes. You could be chilling, watching something to pass the time and he will text you something so utterly stupid you would have to take a moment to process it.
10:00 am [ miles <3]: (1 attachment photo)
10:00 am [ you ]: u just sent an empty plate of food?
10:00 am [ miles <3 ]: Yeah cuz I ate 😜
10:01 am [ miles <3 ]: Like literally
10:03 am [ you ]: enough.
fanks to everyone who sent in requests IM WIRITN G THEM RN ✍️
#into the spider verse#miles morales x reader#miles morales#across the spiderverse#miles morales head cannons#miles morales fanfic#miles morales fic#miles morales hc#miles morales text fic#spiderman across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse x reader
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Thinking about in middle school my college au with gender fluid Davey except he’s still experimenting with everything and he’s been put in the men’s dorms so he’s like also not sure how accepting everyone is. Anyway obviously Jack and Davey are roommates and one day Davey thinks Jack is gone for the weekend so she’s glamming it up like full beat absolutely over the top but either Jack forgets something or Davey had the wrong weekend so Jack walks in but he’s SO STUPID and his brain isn’t like “oh this is Davey with makeup and a dress” he thinks “OH! This must be Davey’s sister that I’ve heard so much about” and he’s like “nice to meet you!! Where’d Davey go?” And Dave just stands there like 🧍🏻♀️ not sure what to do or whether or not to be like “I’m literally right here” or “I dunno??? Nice to meet you :))))” but Jack’s just running in to grab something so he’s like “sorry, late to class gotta run!! I hope we can talk more later!”
Obviously David has the “wow I have the stupidest roommate ever” moment, then the “would he hate crime me if he knew” moment, then the “do I tell him it was me” moment.
later jack comes back and Davey’s back in his regular masc plaid jammies and jacks like "i met sarah today! where were you?" and Davey’s straight up lies like "oh! i must’ve been in the bathroom 😅" but jack knows the nervous twinge that davey gains when he tries to lie so he does the owl 360 head turn thing and squints at davey, analyzing the eyeliner that Davey didn’t manage to wipe away completely.
“Dave.”
“Jack?”
“I’m an idiot.”
“Yeah.”
Then obviously they have a heartfelt conversation and the entire time Jack is just like 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍
#newsies#david jacobs#jack kelly#javey#college au#having newsies thoughts for the first time in a while#well I guess not because these thoughts are like 5 years old#whatever
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Wow I really love your writing Style 🥰😍 your mute writing is amazing. Would you do reader having a dating night with Kid and Killer?
Date Night w/ Kid & Killer
Content: Gender Neutral reader, no NSFW :)
Notes* Thank you so much for the compliment! Kid and Killer seem to be really popular and honestly I totally get it. Hope you like this!
Kid
When Kid is passionate about something, he doesn’t half ass it. He goes full throttle
So during your relationship, he tries to keep you happy as much as possible while still being his sour self, of course
While you try to give him the benefit of the doubt, there are times where you feel like you’ve been put on the backburner in place of his ambitions, so you have to find a way to express this to him without it sounding like an attack or else he’s probably going to take it the wrong way
Luckily, the one thing you’ve been learning while dating each other is how to communicate
So when you eventually bring up that you two haven’t done anything in a while and you miss your date nights, Kid secretly sets course for Sabaody Park
“Don’t worry, I know just where to take you.”
The smirk makes you nervous, but he won’t tell you where you’re headed no matter what
It’s perfect- the thrills, the food, the games- it’s the best place to head for, since it’s like a little break for the crew as well
You two head off, and hopefully you like roller coasters because that’s what he’s headed for first. Anything that will toss you around- he loves it. It’s like sailing in a storm, but with less of a chance of dying
If you aren’t so much into the loops and twirls at 50 miles per hour, he’ll kick back on the ferris wheel and watch you with a smile as you point out the view
He’s actually shitting himself up there though, but he hides it well
He’ll cheat on any games he can to win you a prize
If he can’t win, he’ll steal it
Either way, you two end your day grinning ear to ear, hand in hand
Killer
It’s Killer’s idea to prompt a date night between the two of you
You’ve been seeing each other romantically for a while now, but date nights are usually hard to schedule in-between the duties you both have on the ship
Eventually he manages to get a free couple of hours and he immediately comes to find you
You’re finishing up your chores when Killer grabs you in a hug from behind
He leans up towards your ear and whispers,
“Meet me in the kitchen when you’re done
You had no idea what to expect, but you finished up quickly- any time you could spend with your boyfriend was worth rushing for
When you finally met him in the kitchen, he was busy cutting carrots and seemingly prepping for a meal
When he spots you, his mask is askew and he’s chewing on something
Snacking as he cooks
He didn’t expect you to be done so quickly, and he’s a bit disappointed that he couldn’t surprise you with dinner
But you’re not upset at all- you quickly grab an apron and come to his side to help
Now that the two of you are working together, meal prep and cooking goes a lot faster than it would have if Killer had done it himself
Despite the fact that you two wouldn’t stop kissing each other
And wiping sauce on each other’s faces
Finally, when dinner’s done and you two are seated to eat, Killer lights a candle and takes your hand in his
He expresses how, even if you two don’t get much time together, he still values your relationship and you
The two of you start a tradition to find each other at meal times and continue cooking with each other
#one piece#harleywritesop#hwop#eustass kid#eustass captain kidd#one piece eustass#eustass x reader#eustasscaptainkid#killer op#kid x reader#kid one piece#one piece kid#op killer#massacre soldier killer#one piece killer#killer one piece#harleyasks
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🎉2k Celebration Headcanons🎉
Being Fukurodani’s Manager
⭐️ Manager Glow Up Edition ⭐️
Fukurodani x gender neutral manager
Warnings: none
A/N: This was the winning team and scenario for the 2k celebration headcanons! I apologize for taking literally 7 years to get this out but please accept my apologies 🥺
What a team to have a glow up in 😅
Honestly you do know who the teams ace is right Yn?
You wouldn’t be trying to steal Bokuto’s thunder now would you be 👀
I mean, even if you were, you’ve earned the right YN
You are the teams precious baby manager 🥹
Literally the teams pride and joy
You are a second year just like Akaashi and boy are you loved
Literally these boys and girls do anything and everything to protect their precious YN
Konoha has said several times that no one is good enough to breath the air of THEIR YN
Now you never really paid much mind to these idiots
Because, well you were busy with other things
Bokuto…. Always Bokuto 🙄
Anyways what I’m getting at is that you deserve so much YN
And thankfully I, your fairy godmother, am here to give it to you 🧚🏻♀️
You see, summer break is coming up and while the boys are busy practicing, you are busy doing other things 👀
You ended up taking a two week vacation to visit family, much to the contest of the team
Bokuto 👉🏻 cried like he was never going to see you again 😭
Akaashi 👉🏻 *internally screaming*
Kaori and Yukie 👉🏻 sad because now they have to deal with Bokuto for 2 whole weeks
Saru and Konoha 👉🏻 trying to figure out how to get you to stay
Washio and Komi 👉🏻 apologizing because they know you desperately need and deserve a break
Nevertheless, you manage to escape and head on your two week vacay
Bokuto texts you the entire time telling you how he misses you
Akaashi takes Bokutos phone and apologizes to you profusely for bothering you 📱
However while you are away, some things change 👀
It seems our sweet little Yn has had a massive glow up while away and boy am I excited 🤩
Now you really don’t think you’ve changed that much but trust me, you have
You changed your hair, got some new clothes, found a magic elixir to clear your skin
Heck I think you might have even grown YN 😱
Don’t come for me, I swear you kids grow like weeds when you are teens!
Whatever the case, you’ve definitely changed YN!
And oh boy I’m excited to see our favorite little owls reactions 😍
When you showed up to practice you walked in and immediately went about your business
Washio and Konoha 👉🏻😐🤨
They have no clue who you are
“Hey Akaashi did we get a new manager?”Kumi says coming up behind Akaashi
“I’ve never seen that person before. Maybe they’re lost?” Onaga adds
Akaashi studies you while Yukie and Kaori approach
“Hey do you know who that is?” Komi asks as the girls who look in your direction
Just as they look, it registers with Akaashi
Like a literal slap in the face, his brain has awoken!
Too bad he realizes too late to stop the riot that’s about to incite 🙃
“Wait is that-?” Konoha says, studying you
“Holy crap, YN???” Saru yells as you turn your head and smile at the team
“Oh hey guys,” you say 🥰👋🏻
Rip to Fukurodani, you’ve served us well 🫡
“YN?? Is that really you??” Komi questions, slowly approaching you like you might not be real
“Umm yes, I think so???” You say confused
Please they have you wondering if it’s actually you 😭
Because like why are they acting this way
“You’ve changed,” Washio says bluntly
“Oh yeah, I guess I’ve changed a little but it’s only been two weeks guys,” you say, confused and secretly planning your escape to look the mirror
“Wow YN, you look…” Yukie starts to say
But unfortunately, she didn’t get to finish because a certain someone interrupted
You see, a very important person was missing from the newly revealed YN
“HEY HEY HEY everybody! YN comes back today!!!” Bokuto screeches as he throws open the doors to the gym
Everyone just waits in silence because they all wanna see his reaction
“Hey Bo! I missed you!” You sing as Bokuto stops, studying you from head to toe
“Who are you?” He asks 🤨
You 👉🏻😐
Well now you really need to look in a mirror
“Bokuto, it’s YN,” Akaashi says coming up next to you
Bokuto rn 👉🏻😐🤨
“That’s not YN Akaashi,” Bokuto says staring at you
“It’s really Yn Bokuto,” Komi says coming up next to you
You 👉🏻🙂
Bokuto 👉🏻😐😑
“Very funny guys, great joke. I think I’d recognize my second favorite person in the entire world” Bokuto says, laughing as he walks past you
Sorry Yn, spot #1 is reserved for Akaashi 💅
You sigh, knowing exactly what to say to Bokuto
“Whose the best ace in the entire world?” You say, mentally rolling your eyes that it’s come to this
Bokuto stops and turns 👀
“Everyone knows that,” he says as you stand there, again rolling your eyes
“You’re better than Ushiwaka because you beat Tsukki like a million times in 2 on 2,” you say as Akaashi smirks
Bokuto 👉🏻😐😱
“HOLY CRAP YN??” he screams as you turn and smile
“That’s what made you realize it was Yn?” Konoha asks
“Yn you look so good!! Wait- why did you change?? YN did you get a partner??” Bokuto says, deflation eminent
Akaashi 👉🏻👀 YN choose your words carefully please I BEG
“Bo, no! I just needed a little a change. I’ll admit I didn’t think I changed that much but I guess I did!” You say, beaming as the entire team swoons over you
Literally they didn’t think you could get any cuter 🥰
However what Fukurodani fails to realize is that your glow up would affect more than just them…
You see, with the training camp coming up at Shinzen, a whole new problem arises
And you see, these dummies don’t realize how much your glow up will affect literally every other team at the camp
It actually doesnt register until they arrive at camp and get off the bus
And it actually hits Konoha first
He’s helping you unload the bus all while the other teams stand around, staring at you
Konoha rn 👉🏻😐🤨😳
Crap crap CRAP
“Akaashi! AKAASHI!” he whisper yells as Akaashi turns to look at him
“Look!” He says pointing to the gaggling bunch of guys staring at their amazing manager
Akaashi 👉🏻😐😳
Please Akaashi knows you can handle yourself but he is still so protective of you
I mean, you are literally a key to Bokuto’s success and those an irreplaceable member of the Fukurodani team
You continue to unload the bus, oblivious to the men now fuming behind you
Akashi and Konoha are GLARING at the guys staring at you
Tanaka and Noya have nothing on these two petty bbys
When you finally turn around, you sense the tension
“Hey what’s going on?” You say as Komi quickly pulls you away stating he needs help with some ridiculous task
“Wow YN really… changed?” Kuroo says smirking
“Stay away from YN, Kuroo…” Akashi growls as Konoha backs him up
Kuroo throws his hands up, smirking as he walks away 😏
As the camp progresses, you notice a lot of the boys being extremely nice and helpful
“Hey Yn let me carry that for you!” Tanaka says as you smile
“Oh thank you! You are such a sweetheart!” You say as Tanaka gushes 😍
Meanwhile, Washio is standing behind you, glaring at the bald spiker
Please these guys are all so protective of their bby yn 🥺
But it doesn’t stop there
“Watch out Yn!” Someone screams as you turn to see a ball flying at your head
You duck before the ball is immediately snatched up by Ogano, Shinzen’s captain
“Oh Ogano, thank you!” You say as he smiles at you, extending his hand to you
“You ok YN?” He asks as he pulls you up, hand lingering in yours
Akaashi, Komi and Saru instantly see you but their eyes don’t go to you oh no no no
rather to a certain owl haired boy 👀
Bokuto is watching your interaction with Ogano, confused as to why the other captain is so attentive to you
Bokuto has noticed the other teams paying extra attention to you as well
At first, he thought it was because you were so helpful but that couldn’t be it because the other managers were just as helpful
By then he notices how Ogano’s hand lingers longer in yours 😳
Akaashi, Komi and Saru rn 👉🏻👀🍿
But before anything can happen, you simply thank Ogano and walk away
Bokuto shook his head, a little confused but still thinking about your interaction with the other captain as well as the looks given by the other teams
“YN come practice with me!” Bokuto cries as you roll your eyes
“Bo, I need to help everyone else!” You say
“Actually taking Bokuto would be a big help YN,” Konoha says
“See YN- hey wait a minute?!?” Bokuto glares are Konoha
You 👉🏻😐🙄 come on Idiot
“Hey wait up!” Kuroo said, following you
You turn, seeing the giant captain running towards you as you beam at him
“Kuroo would you like to join us?” You say as Kuroo smirks
“Of course, I would never turn down the company of someone so pretty,” he says winking at you
You blush profusely as Bokuto glares at Kuroo
Please Akaashi is RUNNING 🏃♂️ Ukai Style 👇🏻
“Come on Yn! I’ll help you,” he says as he pulls you two towards the 3rd gym
Leaving Bokuto to GLARE daggers into Kuroo
During your practice, Tsukishima joins again, causing Bokuto even more grief
“Akaashi, have you noticed everyone staring at YN?” He finally asks
Akaashi knew this was coming but he’s cautious about how he answers it
“I mean, Bokuto haven’t you noticed?” Akaashi asks
Bokuto 👉🏻:D noticed what???
“Oh for gods sakes Bokuto, YN got like super hot!” Kuroo shouts, finally putting it out into the world for all the hear
Akaashi 👉🏻😐🤦🏻♂️
Kuroo 👉🏻😏
Tsukishima 👉🏻👀
You 👉🏻👁️👄👁️
Bokuto looks from you to Kuroo and back again
Then the lightbulb finally goes on
“OH MY GOD EVERYONE HAS BEEN HITTING ON YN!?!” he screams
“I mean do you really blame us Bokuto?” Kuroo asks
“WELL NO BUT STOP IT!” He shouts
“You want us to stop being nice to Yn? Sounds kind of mean Bokuto,” Kuroo says with a smirk
“THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT! AAAAKKKKAAAASSSHHHHHIIIIIII!” Bokuto screams as you sigh
“YN do me a favor please?” Akaashi asks before going to tame the untamable
“Sure Akaashi,” you respond sweetly
“Don’t have a glow up again until Bokuto graduates,” he says as you just nod
You 👉🏻🫡 aye aye captain
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HELLO IM BACK (the sid should have gender affirming sex anon) bc i just realized the real and true reason for sid’s old jock. it looks like an infection hazard right?? THATS THE POINT. the constant dick checks needed to prevent a rash. having a glorified 15 step korean skin care routine for his dick and balls. demanding nate double check his junk.
i had a whole thing about sid fucking his way across the masculinity spectrum to tell u and i can’t express it rn :( i am slightly high i think sid starts out w some fairly stereotypical cishet ideas of masculinity and sex, thinking in the middle of the flyers era misgendering. assumes his visceral negative reaction to getting babygirled is as much the sub part as gender (also bc prob has a lot of cishet ideas about gender and penetration and power) then he gets baby boy-ed and it’s like iiiii can shooow uuuu the woooorld like i think he’s a switch (sex competition!) which imo is underexplored but idk maybe he was operating off the hind brain assumption that bc he was topping in a certain sitch he’s be in charge and gets baby boy-ed by a power bottom. or maybe he tries anal but decides penetration doesn’t get him the way a handjob does bc he wants to touch dicks! idk i think sex gets a lot more wet n wild when penetration isnt treated as “realer” than all other forms even if it can be fun! i am high and this is probably a more nuanced topic than i can express rn sorry :( i just was struck w inspiration about sid’s nasty jock and demanding his junk be looked at to see if other ppl thought he was getting a rash or not
sid gets wiggly when condescendingly called sport
ur so right re nate and the eroticization of the everyday via sid’s masculinity kink. also i think one time the sink breaks and sid’s hind brain is like I Know What To Do and it’s not until he’s standing in front of the sink wearing a white tank top jeans toolbelt and holding a hammer (for a sink???) w nate staring at him expectantly that sid realizes he got all his knowledge from porn and has no clue what to do when facing an actual sink
also i think nate can trick? sid into doing chores if he frames it as fulfilling sid’s being a middle aged man kink. home depot dad kink. babe bring home the bacon. hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping). hey stud gimme a ride? wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince. man these burgers are so good u gotta show me the recipe
i’ve mostly talked about sid here but ur nate idea w him having his everyday in a box and sec in a box and sid exploding the boxes is soooooo good
ok bye im going to go eat peanut butter. wait no i have chocolate cake!!!!
BESTIE WELCOME BACK 😍🥰😘 lol i love u and feel free to come into my inbox high and craving chocolate cake anytime. im laughing and delighted
LMAOOO re: sid’s nasty jock being an excuse for regular junk inspections, im crying ur SO right bestie. sid keeps being like: oh nooo i have to get my junk inspected again :( and someone has to fondle it while talking about my cock and balls in excruciating detail :( oh nooo what if they have to take out a magnifying glass :( to check for an infection :( and then they’d have to KEEP talking to me regularly about by cock and balls. and inspect it. every day.
anyone else: sid why don’t you just get a new jock
sid: no :) can’t. ✨superstition✨
like it would be SO ON BRAND for him. im crying. and also rolling in this headcanon like a pig in filth (read: sid’s junk in his jock)
re: sid working his way up to it and discovering the delights and dynamics of queer sex as an underbaked youngling, u r cooking and now i’m thinking about, like. sid nervously for one of his first sort of hook ups working his way up to insisting on topping with a very effeminate gay dude (since he feels safe asking for it there) and the guy just blowing his mind going “mh honey you’re such a stud, you’re gonna come and fill me right up, aren’t you?” sid goes UH. yes. YES PLEASE. and the sex essentially starts the process of boiling the frog for him, bc the guy is like. clearly at least a a decade older, clearly handling the reigns, but he’s also luxuriating in getting a cock inside him, calls sid (“just, uh. don’t call me kid, please.”) a sport, a stud, a good boy, basically sort of caringly soft doms him (“oh you’re gonna blow your load soon, aren’t you, baby boy? inside me? it’s okay baby, your big cock feels so good, i want it.”) while also begging for a cock in his ass. by the time sid walks out of there his queer third eye is blown wide the fuck open and he starts sucking and fucking his way through pittsburgh, craving nothing less than the high of shrimp colour sexual encounters. figuring out the shape of his (masc kink) sexual preferences one ultra specific hookup at a time.
the thing is that as a rookie he’s small in hockey terms, but he’s still a big guy compared to the normal population. so it’s not exactly hard to start topping dudes. but i think he does the classic dom top thing a couple of times and it gets a little boring. he loves fucking jocks, albeit starts out fucking smaller guys than him. he’s ecstatic the first time a bearded guy bigger than him goes to his knees and praises how pretty his cock is between sucking him off. he loves being called baby boy. sometimes even likes being called “kid” (but only in a specific gay hookup way). over the years he grows to like and appreciate all sorts of little masc epithets (big guy, handsome, mister, and ultimately daddy). i’m with you re: absolutely a switch, although i think he works his way up to some stuff. he just always, regardless of dynamic, enjoys sex the most when it’s full of masculinisation kink. he loves to be a dude fucking dudes. any which way. he loves touching a dick
i’m laughing so much @ nate tricking him into doing chores via middle aged dad kink bc why are u SO right about this. this is real to me. once nate figures the masc kink thing out he is milking that cow cock day and night about it. “hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping)” and “wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince” are going to live in my mind rent free forever now, thank u. i’m gonna wake up in the middle of the night two weeks from now thinking: “hunting (grocery shopping)”. and the fact that sid 100% gets off on it. thrives on being referred to like this. sid wants to be the mustachioed porno plumber so bad. nate lets him tinker and break the sink even more just for the kink of it before they break 3 hours and two rounds of sex later and finally call an actual plumber. it’s a good thing they’re millionaires that can afford to break their appliances even more before hiring a professional to fix it.
#this ask cleared my skin watered my crops etc.#come back soon anon#kookanswers#anon#masculinisation and the real guy#sidnate#long post
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Eurovision 2023 Songs ABRIDGED
Yes, I’m doing that again. You’re welcome! 😙 Once again, this is for humor purpose, don’t take it too seriously.
Albania: treasure your family, it’s not going to be there forever 👨👩👧👧
Armenia: I want to meet my soulmate 🥺
Australia: dare to try new things 🤩
Austria: yeah, fuck the music industry, it just exploits artists 👻
Azerbaijan: we broke up but I still think about you 🥺
Belgium: you got me to love myself 🥰
Croatia: yeah, fuck Russia 😈
Cyprus: you’re toxic as hell, girl 😠
Czechia: yeah, fuck gender inequality 🧕
Denmark: I’m afraid of starting a relationship because it might go bad 😥
Estonia: I want to connect with people 🤗
Finland: it’s Friday, I’m tired as fuck, I just want to party and get drunk 🥴
France: I have changed, for good and for ill 😌
Georgia: I have faith there will be better days 😌
Germany: we are made of beautiful and ugly things 🤩
Greece: it’s those who are broken that help others more 🥰
Iceland: I got out of a toxic relationship and I’m euphoric 😃
Ireland: treasure your uniqueness 🌈
Israel: I’m rare and precious, like a mythical creature 🦄
Italy: I’m a hopeless romantic 🥺
Latvia: I lost hope in this world 😔
Lithuania: I got out of depression thanks to you 🥰
Malta: I’d rather stay at home than get out and party 😴
Moldova: I shall marry you in the forest under the sun and moon 🦌
Netherlands: I lost fascination with life and I’m scared I’m wasting time 😥
Norway: I’m a goddamn queen 👸
Poland: I slept with half the jury because sure as hell I can’t sing I am sexy and want to party 🥴
Portugal: oh fuck I’ve fallen in love and I’m a mess 😵
Romania: I’ve fallen head over heels for a girl who’s toying with me 🙃
San Marino: oh wow, you’re sexy, wanna come home with me? 😍
Serbia: the world is severely fucked up 😡
Slovenia: our generation sees no hope in the future, so we at least we enjoy the moment 🙃
Spain: I love you, my child 👩👧
Sweden: I want the only man I cannot have 🥰
Switzerland: our generation feels trapped in the wars caused by people who don’t care about us 😡
Ukraine: we are stronger than they think 😡
United Kingdom: I got cheated on, so now I’m having fun without him 😏
Eurovision Songs Abridged 2021 | 2022
#three heavy metal songs and several depressed/angry millennial songs#this is going to be an interesting year#eurovision 2023#eurovision#esc 23
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๑ Mina x black reader hcs ๑
I said I wanted to do this a long time ago so here I am ;3
MINA X BLACK READER IS SO ICONIC 💥💥
Your hair is like GOLD to Mina!
seriously she loves it!!
any type of curls you have—they’re just amazing!
and she could probably relate on some level considering she doesn’t have the worlds straight hair just sayin 🤭☺️
she helps you take care of it EVERY time
i hope you don’t mind physical touch because she always finds her way into your soft fluffy hair when your hairs’ in an afro
long or short doesn’t matter to her she loves your curls <3
she 100% knows or learns how to braid for you
and if not she takes you weekly to get it done
and you always look STUNNING
No matter your gender she will beg to put cute little bows in your hair
especially when your hairs’ in a Afro 💗💗
idk i feel like Afro is a favorite style for her
its just so fluffy and natural‼️😍
she’s your biggest fan/hype girl about your looks cuzzzz OOOO U FINE 😋😋
you culture/DANCINGGG!!
with Mina that’s so cool!!
like?! We all know she’s a dancer so y’all def be vibin together!!!!!
You teach her dances and she teaches you some
thats definitely a bonding thing between you two
even if you can’t dance she’ll teach you
(she taught ida, izuku and aoyama how don’t sit here and tell me she can’t teach you 🤨🤨)
cuz she’s a big dancer too!! (If you like to)
AAVE is easy for her to understand, like she catches on immediately
you two likely gossip around those who don’t understand using certain terms so they won’t know who your talking about 😊
you could be right in front of them and they’d think your talking about some YouTuber when you meant YouTube as in white 😭😭😃
LOL that’s too funny to think about 😂
your DRIPP 😍
she’s your biggest cheerleader abt your fits!!
Shopping every Saturday and Sunday?
shopping every Saturday and Sunday.
and a fashion show too!!
usually held in her dorm since it’s already giving ‘diva’ anyway
she helps you plan outfits WEEKS ahead because y’all bought so much clothes 🤪
now who’s money was it………..momo’s! :)
an honorable mention 💕
she finds your skin and features absolutely beautiful 😍💋💋
shes always randomly hyping you up and complimenting youuu>>
she likes booping your nose
and doing skin/hair care rountines (doesn’t matter your gender or if you want to she makes you 😘)
she can braid hair too!! (Did I mention that? Well I’m saying it again because she’s really good at it)
she loves to do it for you <3 😊😊
she has the patience to sit there and do/take down long styles too, like box braids or locs
she can also put in weave for you if you want 💋
she buys you all types of bonnets with cute/cool designs on them 💝
like your sleepover routine be FREE 💥 THERAPY 💥
you party and have fun, karaoke, pizza, ice cream, movies
(and yes you have time for all that bc it’s mostly on the weekend or after school)
then y’all shower and brush teeth
AND THENNNN
she oils your scalppp
does a skin care routine
she’ll braid up your hair if it’s fresh
and put your bonnet on too
She’s low key so…?! Big sisterly?!!
as a lover??
I just realized this wow 😗
ANYWAY I KNOW I’D SURE LOVE THAT IF SOMEONE DID THAT FOR ME
lucky you
(ahem- I mean treat her well she’s a keeper)
yussss she is 💃
Thats all folks! 🤓
#anime#anime and manga#luffyvace#anime headcanons#fluff headcanons#mina mha#mina#mina ashido#mha#mha x reader#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#bnha x reader#bnha mina#Mina x black reader#mha x you#mha x y/n#mha x gn!reader#mha x black reader#mha x black female reader#mha x black male reader#my hero academia x reader#my hero acedamia#my hero academia headcanons#boku no hero acedamia#x black male reader#x black reader#black reader#x reader
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Omg finally found a black reader focused account I’m so happy I found you 😭 Okay but hear me out:
Sweetheart is getting braids and they ain’t cheap so who paying!? My money’s on Glucose Guardian Price (he loves seeing her in different hairstyles) or Alejandro because “anything mi reina wants, mi reina gets” 🤭🤭🤭
Heyyy!! I'm glad you found me too! Babes all my content will be black girl and black gender neutral focused, you can count on that 😎😎😎
STOP-- GLUCOSE GUARDIAN PRICE😭😭 IM DYINGGGG
Honestly, Price ain't the one paying for em (Yes, he ADORES the hairstyles on her but Sweetheart made it clear that she doesn't want him spending any of his money on her, so he respects that... to a point AHA)
It's Sir Skeletor Ghost and my babygirl Alejandro paying for them salon appointments.
Sweetheart: I KEEP TELLING YOU BOTH YOU DONT NEED TO PAY FOR THIS- I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A MANSION WHY DO I NEED YALL TO PAY FOR MY THINGS STOP IT
Ghost and Alejandro: never >:]
Sweetheart: you both get on my nerves 🙄
I mean Ghost pays for her nails so might as well make it everything else LOLL
Gaz buys her the accessories! Like gold jewels to put in her braids, or cuffs. He even buys the oil, gel, and crochet hooks if she wants to do it herself
If she does it by herself:
They all chill in her room, listening to her music playlist that she's playing on a speaker, and just watching her doing her hair
Roach and König are bug eyed studying her do it, like-- wow! 🧐🧐 what is this magnificence? 🥺🥺🥺 LMAO
And then when she's done, she takes pictures, and some of them help take pictures (only Ghost, Gaz, and Alejandro can take pictures. Soap is banned because he only takes blurry pictures and silly ones, not that Sweetheart minds it but Price banned him anyway. And König, Roach, and Rodolfo are banned from taking pictures because they shake too much. One time König dropped her phone and head-butted her in the face when he was reaching for it. That day was filled with chaos and tears. AHAHA)
Horangi just gushes on how wonderful it looks on her everytime 😍 whether she got it done from someone or she did it herself, he will always say how beautiful she looks in any kind of hairstyle she gets
And Krueger-- well
He just immediately praises her and becomes so damn possessive and over protective of the hair 💀💀
Kruger: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH HER HEAD OR I CUT OFF YOUR FINGERS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS (starts to cuss in German)
Sweetheart: Would yoU C H I L L
#Krueger is so funny to me#black fem reader#x reader#cod oc#cod incorrect quotes#cod x y/n#modern warfare x reader#ghost x reader#alejandro vargas x reader#gaz x reader#john price x reader#roach cod#konig x y/n#konig x reader#krueger x reader#141 sweetheart
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Hii it's Anon again!
Yessssss I loved that fic bc of Em being in foreign territory and who can deny Hotch's dom energy in CM fr! I absolutely love reading fics playing with that side of him 😍💞
I'd love if you wrote another one where the story is more detailed about how Em starts daydreaming at work, having fantasies after Hotch raises his voice against a suspect/roughs them up physically with ease or disciplines the team like when Reid was about to insult someone at the phone and Hotch just stopped him just calling his name LOL (tbf there are a lot of CM moments where fans are like 'wow I'd love him to grab me like that/talk to me like that' that could be fun to insert these moments 😂)
But yeah, mostly abt Em being confused at her body's reaction and realising it is a very slippery slope she's on, with (the team and) Hotch thinking Em is just distracted until he realises she squirms or disappears after he behaves a certain way verbally or physically etc...
Cherry on top if you figure out a way to conclude that with smut, I wouldn't personally know how to write Hotch confronting her abt it since I imagined that mostly from Em's pov 😂
Anyway, that's my idea of it, I'm happy to know that you like writing this dynamic and I will be happy with ANYTHING you will write about dom Hotch in the end so no pressure, I'm excited for any idea you will work on 😁🩷
A/N: Hi Anon! I hope this is somewhat what you had in mind, it got way longer than I initially thought lol.
Title: To give to you Summary: Emily had never imagined fantasizing about her boss, had always thought she was a top. But then she joins the BAU and meets Aaron Hotchner and everything changes. Word count: 4,7k Rating: Explicit Warnings: Smut, oral, overstimulation, dom Aaron (kinda, it got softer than I thought) bisexual Emily Prentiss, switch Emily Prentiss, sub Emily, mentions of stabbing, mentions of restraints and paddles
Emily had known that she was bisexual early in life, realized quickly that she clearly had a preference for women. For a long time she only dated women, women were kind, smart, gorgeous, stunning beings and she absolutely relished in taking them apart. She spent her late teens and early 20’s exploring her sexuality and preferences. It was easy to figure out that she loved to be in control, loved to bring her partner to their knees, no matter what gender that was.
But there was no doubt that if she were to chose between a man and a woman, she always preferred a woman. There was something about hearing the gentle moan of her name, of feeling soft skin under the palm of her hands. She loved bringing them pleasure and sometimes that pleasure came with a side of pain.
Then she starts working at the BAU, a dream she’d had since joining the FBI. It doesn’t take long for her to throw herself into work all the while ignoring the fact that she barely has time to do anything else. She proves herself fast, knows that she’s impressing the team without really trying as they find out small pieces of her past, and her skills.
It sucks that Aaron Hotchner is one of the last to notice.
Her boss was an enigma to her, quickly stirring up feelings she shouldn’t feel towards her boss. The first time it happened she had tried to ignore it, tried to pretend that the feeling she felt and the flush when he raised his voice towards and unsub was because the interrogation room was stifling. It wasn’t him, it couldn’t be him.
It’s harder to ignore the second time it happens. He was frustrated, the case going awry quickly and Emily watched him instill fear in the entire police precinct as they were working with one single word, voice raised to be heard over the chatter. The tension on his face and the darkness of his eyes was enough to make goosebumps rise on her arms.
And she crashes into the realization that it was, in fact, him.
Then a year had gone by and Emily finds herself daydreaming about him at the most inappropriate times. It’s not like she hasn’t tried to stop, she’s gone out and found both men and women to take home during her time at the BAU. She has relished the feeling of power as she wrought pleasure from strangers in the dark. But then she goes to work the next day and for reasons unbeknown to her she can’t stop thinking about him. She’s smart enough to know that it isn’t just physical, that she felt more for him but just want, but she always forced those thoughts away.
“Prentiss?” Aaron interrupts her train of thought as she sits by her desk, seemingly lost in her own world.
“Yeah?” She looks up at him and bites her lip for a moment. Her cheeks heated from his stare as she realized she was caught zoning out. “Sorry, what do you need?” They were working from Quantico, helping out on a local case.
“They’re bringing in a suspect, I want you in there with me for questioning.” He gives her another pointed look, like he’s seeing into her mind and she has to force herself not to fidget in her seat.
“Of course.” She offers a smile that she hopes comes off as confident and he walks back into his office. Get it together Emily.
She misses the way his eyes linger on her from his office window.
*
She really doesn’t understand why she reacts the way she does to him. She had been around people trying to control her her entire life, had always hated it. It shouldn’t be different with Aaron. But it is.
She thinks it’s because he’s in control in a way that’s effortless, that he demands respect because he knows he’s earned it. And most importantly, she trusts him in a way she doesn’t really trust anyone. She loves him.
But that doesn’t stop her confusion. It doesn’t stop her brain from fantasizing about how his large hands would feel pinning her down and taking her. She could stand in a room full of people and one look from him made heat flame in her veins. She didn’t understand it, she didn’t want to feel the things she did. But she couldn’t stop it.
*
“Where is she?!” Aaron’s voice was raised, his anger palpable as Emily sat across from the slime of a human they were currently trying to get a confession out of.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” The unsub, a frail man, skittish in his behavior whimpered and Emily could feel distain as she looked at him.
It’s the slam of Aaron’s hand against the metal table that makes the unsub jump and Emily clench her legs together under the table that gets them their confession.
As the unsub is being led out in handcuffs Emily remains seated at the table, trying to control her body’s reaction as Aaron starts to pack up the pictures and papers to be sorted into boxes later.
“Are you alright?” He asks and her eyes snap to his, wide and dark and she swallows.
“I’m good.” She nodded and stands too. Her hands tremble as she starts to help him pack up, hoping that he doesn’t notice the way her pulse beats wildly, or the flush on her cheeks. But he’s Aaron and he notices everything. His hand is searing as he wraps it around her wrist and Emily has to force herself not to let out a soft moan as she wonders what it would feel like if he grabbed her throat like that.
“Prentiss?” His voice is smooth as he looked at her with something she’d only call concern and something else.
“I’m alright, I think I’m just a little tired today.” She mumbles and pulls her arm out of his grasp. “I’m good, Hotch.”
If he didn’t believe her, he didn’t say anything.
*
It’s been a few months since they interrogated that unsub, had been months since his hand had wrapped around her wrist but she could still feel it, like the palm of his hand had branded her. She’s having more trouble now, because he’s divorced and it’s one obstacle that kept her away from him that’s gone.
They’re in California working a case and it’s hot to the point of unbearable outside. It has caused even Aaron to remove his jacket and rolled up the sleeves of his shirt and Emily has to keep herself from staring at the muscle of his arms, from reaching out to drag a nail over the dark hair covering them. When his fingers flex and the muscle jumps with the movement she has to look away, cause all she can think about is how that muscle would tense if he was hovering above her.
“I think the unsub focuses on prostitutes because that’s what available to him.” Spencer’s voice forces her to focus. She feels ashamed for fantasizing about Aaron when women were literally being stabbed in the streets.
“We could force him out of the shadows, try and taunt him? He’s clearly a narcissist.” Derek adds and Aaron who’s remained standing as the rest of them are gathered around a table nods.
“Let’s do it. We can do a press conference.” He decides and looks at Emily, their eyes meeting. “You should do it, a woman would provoke him. Force his hand.”
“Of course.” She nods and she sees JJ doing the same in her peripheral, already getting ready to set up for the press conference.
“Did you bring a dress?” Derek asks and Emily turns to him. She knew why he asked, knew that if she was dressed bordering on inappropriately on camera that the unsub would feel like he didn’t have a choice except to reach out to them.
“I’ll run out and buy one.”
So that’s how she finds herself wearing a black dress that’s just bordering on too much cleavage, the fabric just a little too tight, her jacket over her shoulders that she removes just before she gets up on the podium. It goes by in a blur, she answers questions, goes through the main points that they knew would trigger the unsub, makes eye contact with the camera and gives a flirty smile. She plays her role well and when they’re done Aaron is ushering her out of the room, his hand grazing her back.
“You did well.” He tells her quietly when they stop so she can put her jacket back on, feeling too exposed. When she looks up at him, he’s looking at her with something dark, something different and she offers him a smile.
“Not the first time I’ve done that, won’t be the last.” She shrugs and they walk again, heading to the conference room they’ve spent the majority of the week in.
“You were great!” Derek grins and she rolls her eyes. “If he saw it he’ll call in anytime now.”
Like clockwork, the phone goes off and Aaron nods for her to answer it.
“Supervisory special agent Emily Prentiss speaking.”
During the duration of the phone call she can feel Aaron behind her, eyes zeroed in on her. When the call ends she turns to him and she’s sure she can see the flicker of want in his eyes. But it is probably her own imagination. It had to be.
*
After California she starts to struggle even more. She couldn’t get that look on his face out of her mind, dreamt about it at night, hoped to see it during the day.
She still goes out, still takes great pleasure in finding a partner for the night to take them over the edge over and over again until all that they can do is plead her name. Emily loved control, that hadn’t changed. And then she comes to work and one of the first things that happen one morning is Spencer, arguing with Aaron about something she doesn’t really catch. She walks into the conference room with JJ just as Aaron raises his voice just slightly.
“Reid, that is enough!”
“But I-”
“Reid.”
It’s one word and Emily feels the dull ache of arousal instantly. The tone of voice firm and she almost stumbles back. She’s not sure what happens after that, excuses herself quickly and heads to the bathroom where she stays leaning over a sink and watches her own reflection.
He’s your boss. He’s off limits. You’re not supposed to feel like this. The team would never forgive you.
She tries to think of every reason why she needs to stay away from him. Rinses cold water on a paper towel to press against her heated skin. When she emerges back into the bullpen Aaron is watching her curiously, a small smirk playing on his lips.
*
“Emily?”
His voice is quiet as he stands behind her. He doesn’t touch her but she can feel the heat of his body behind her.
They’re out, a team dinner ending up in a busy bar. She was standing outside, had needed some air, had needed to get away from the group, needed to clear her head. Aaron had just told off a man at the bar as he tried to flirt with JJ and his posture alone intimidating enough for the man to scurry off, and she knew that she needed a moment alone. She hadn’t realized that he had followed her, still didn’t turn around at the sound of her name.
“Yes?” She stares straight ahead and his heavy hand falls to her shoulder, making her inhale sharply as he turns her to face him. He’s looking at her with those damn eyes, dark and alluring and she swallows. “What?” She finally asks after he’s remained quiet.
“What did I do this time?” The amused tone caused her eyebrows to knit together.
“What do you mean?” She thinks she should back away, should move enough for his hand to fall to his side. But she doesn’t.
“You don’t think that I’ve noticed?” His head falls slightly to the side as he smiles at her, a confident leer that makes her cheeks flush. He takes a small step closer to her.
“Noticed what?” She stays put, tries to exude the same confidence that he does but her body betrays her, so does her mind and she feels herself cowering slightly.
“You’re not dumb, don’t pretend to be.” His voice is firm as his hand moves from her shoulder to gently grasp her chin. When he angles her face up to look at him she lets out a shaky breath. “What did I do to make you run away and hide this time?”
She stares up at him, the tension thick between them as she tries to think of all the reasons why she should walk away. She racks her brain but it’s empty, empty on anything besides how much she wants him. How much she needs him.
“You scared off that drunk with two words and a look. I liked that.” She finally admits, almost two years of yearning coming down to this.
He hums, tone dripping of satisfaction as he moves even closer, turns her until her back is pressed against the cold concrete wall and he presses his body against hers.
“You like when I’m assertive, don’t you?”
“Yes.” She breathes quietly and something flashes across his face, something she wants to see again.
“And what are we going to do about that?”
She should have realized that he knew, that he’s probably known exactly what she’s been thinking and feeling from the start. The amusement on his face almost taunting, his smirk teasing.
“I don’t know.” She whispers and she feels her breath mixing with his as he leans down, lips so close to hers. “I’ve never felt like this before.”
“And what do you feel, Emily?” His hands move to her waist and hers lands to his upper arms, lost in him.
“Like you’d take me apart and make me lose the control I’ve always craved. And that I’d enjoy it.”
“Hmm…” His grin turns dark, his body presses harder against hers. “That’s right. You’ve done a good job hiding it. And I’ve done a damn good job to pretend that I don’t want the exact same thing.” His thigh pushes between hers and she gasps. “But I think I’m done pretending. Are you?”
“Yes.”
*
She ends up in his car as he drives them to his apartment. It’s quiet, so quiet as the tension between them gets thicker, her heart beating wildly in her chest.
“I’ve wondered what you taste like since you first showed up in my office.” He says out of nowhere, eyes on the road and his face close to indifferent. But she catches the way he’s holding the steering wheel a little tighter, the slight clenching of his jaw.
“Who says you will get to know that now?” She challenges and he turns to look at her as they stop at a red light. His hand is heavy, fingers gripping when he grasps her thigh.
“Because we both know that the moment I have you in my bed that you’re giving yourself completely to me.” He gives her a knowing stare then let’s go of her thigh only to grab the back of her neck. He doesn’t squeeze, just holds it there and she licks her suddenly dry lips. “Because we both know how good you want to be for me, Emily.”
She’s pretty sure her underwear is already ruined and he hadn’t even kissed her yet.
He doesn’t let go of her until she nods mutely, smiles when she draws a shaky breath as he starts to drive again.
The rest of the drive goes by in a haze and when Emily walks in ahead of him into his apartment she can barely focus on anything else but him behind her. The lock clicks into place and then he’s pressed against her, slowly pushing her hair to the side.
“I’m going to ruin you.” He whispers and she shivers. “Tell me, when you’ve had your little fantasies at work, what do you think about?” His lips are heated as he kisses gently along her neck, down her shoulder.
“I-I fuck,” She couldn’t think straight, her fingers flexing with the need to touch him, but his hand stayed firm on her hips, keeping her planted. “I thought about you in every way I shouldn’t.” She finally says and he snickers against her skin.
“That’s not really an answer.” He turns her suddenly, the only reason why she doesn’t fall is his hands holding on to her the moment they’re face to face. “But I’ll let it go, for now.”
“Hotch-”
“No, I’m Aaron, in here I’m Aaron.” He interrupts her and she smiles.
“Aaron,” She corrects herself and lets one hand move to gently cradle his neck. “kiss me.”
It’s softer than she imagined it to be, his lips careful as he tastes her for the first time. His touch turns gentle for a moment, warm fingers stroking under her top as his tongue licks over her bottom lip, until she opens her mouth to him. She’s barely aware that he’s moving her through the apartment until her back ends up pressed against a wall and they break apart, breath slightly labored as they look at each other.
He raises an eyebrow, a wordless question that she nods into and it’s like flipping a switch. He kisses her again, this time harder, hands gripping at her as he moves her towards his bedroom. Her clothes land in piles across the floor, her own hands tearing at his. Then he pushes her down onto the bed, grinning when something resembling a yelp leaves her.
“You’re so pretty.” His voice is darker than she’s ever heard it, his eyes close to wild as he looks at her like she’s pray and he’s starving. The bed dips as he climbs after her, rips her underwear off her hips leaving her completely naked.
“You ruined them.” She mutters between kisses and he pushes her back enough to undo the last few buttons on his shirt.
“Sweetheart, they were already ruined.” He throws his shirt away and hovers above her. “Do you really think I can’t smell how ready you are for me already?”
The flush on her skin only increases and she looks away in embarrassment but he’s quick to guide her face towards his again.
“Don’t look away, don’t you think I love knowing how much you like it, how much you want me.” His forehead falls against hers for a moment. “You’re going to come until you can’t remember your own name.” She knows it’s a promise.
He swallows down her whimper with another kiss, then moves down her body. She knows her skin will be littered by bruises and hickeys, his mouth hot and wet on her skin until he’s between her legs and licking through her. She falls back against the bed with a strangled moan and he quickly wraps his legs around her thighs, keeping her still.
The groan that rumbles in his chest vibrates against her as he dips his tongue inside of her, pushes it as deep as possible and she gasps. Her hand grips his hair and he pulls back from her with a raised eyebrow.
“None of that.” He takes her wrist in his hand and pins it to the bed. “Unless you need to be tied up.” His eyes glint and she releases a breathless chuckle.
“Maybe next time.” At the mentioning of this happening again he grins widely and nods.
“Good girl.” He lays back down and sucks her clit before she truly has chance to process the way her body responds to his words. It’s the first time she’s been called a good girl, and she feels her body throb with the need to hear it again.
Aaron makes her fall apart in no time at all, has her screaming her pleasure into her own hand to keep the neighbors from hearing and he doesn’t stop. His eyes flicker up to watch as her body trembles, keeps his arms tightly around her thighs as he licks over her clit with the flat of his tongue.
“Oh my God…” She gasps as he continues to eat her out like a man starving. Her hands grip his headboard to keep from gripping at him. He makes a sound against her, whispers filth against her clit until she’s straining and moaning.
She comes for the second time with his name on her lips, breathless and low as her hips buckles against his face. His tongue is sure as he laps through her, lips wrapped around her clit until she’s oversensitive and tries to get away from the stimulation.
“Do not fucking move.” He warns, and she cries out as she stops squirming. “I’m not done.” He licks through her one final time before moving up her body. When he’s hovering above her she sees his face wet from her and that same wild look in his eye. He pins her hands above her head and then pushes two fingers inside of her quickly, thrusting them inside as his palm press against her clit.
“Fuck, Aaron-”
“I said, I’m not done. So that means that you’re not done.” He cuts her off, the firm tone making her shiver. “You love it, you’re clenching my fingers just from the sound of my voice.” He leers and she clenches around his fingers making him snicker as she proves his point.
She doesn’t get to respond, even if she could have thought of some snide remark, his lips were on hers, forcing the taste of herself onto her tongue as he continued to curl his fingers and grind the palm of his hand against her clit. Emily had never been the type to be able have multiple orgasms, but it somehow doesn’t surprise her that he drags a third orgasm out of her in only minutes. She bites down on his shoulder as her body trembles under his, his low words of encouragements the only thing she could hear through the ringing in her ears.
He watches her the entire time, want reflected in his eyes as he waits a moment for her to relax before moving his fingers again. Her arms jerk but his grip only tightens.
“Again.” He grunts and she whines through harsh breaths, the pleasure making her mind hazy. His fingers press against her spot, massages it with precise movements as he kisses along her jaw and neck, swallows down her moans until she’s grinding into his hand again.
“That’s it.” He whispers as her pussy clamps down on his fingers. She comes with a desperate moan, hands fisting above her head as her back arches and her eyes shut tightly. He continues until her muscles start to relax and she slumps, body sweaty and chest heaving when she comes down and Aaron carefully withdraws his fingers. He kneels between her spread legs, eyes on hers as he licks her of his fingers with a low groan.
“You look even prettier than I imagined when you come.” He mutters as he works on getting his pants and boxers off. He catches the way her eyes zeroes in on his cock. His fist wraps around it, pumps it slowly and Emily licks her bottom lip. “You want it?”
“Please.” She gasps, the word out without her even realizing. His eyes flash as she unknowingly begs for him and he fists his shaft harder.
“Maybe next time.” He growls, mimicking her earlier words as he crawls over her body again. Her legs wrap around his hips and he doesn’t waste any more time before pushing inside of her with a smooth thrust.
“You’re huge.” She knows her nails are breaking the skin of his arms as she grips him. He keeps still, gives her a moment to adjust as he grunts his own pleasure into her neck.
“I know, you’re taking me so well.” He pulls back slowly and she moans lowly. “My good girl.” He nips at her neck, licks over her fluttering pulse and she whimpers.
“Please, please fuck me.” She mumbles and he responds to the breathless plea immediately. He starts to fuck her the way she’s been dreaming of, pushes against her hard enough for her body to jolt, fucks her like no one has ever done before and Emily can’t believe how much she loves it.
It’s hard and rough and she knows that his fingers are leaving bruises on the outside of her thigh as he grabs her leg, can hear his pleasure being muttered against her skin as his forehead leans on her shoulder.
“Come for me again.” He grunts when she starts to tighten around him, his tone smug as he looks down at her blissed out face.
She comes so hard she’s afraid she’ll pass out, her body tensing and the corners of her eyes blackening out. But Aaron is right there, guiding her through it, slowing his movements and whispering her name until her eyelids flutter open to look at him with hazy eyes.
“There’s my girl.” He smiles softly. “Do you need a break?”
“No, fuck no.” She presses a kiss to his lips. “I’m good, I’m so so good.” She chuckles and he grins then turns her body around and pulls her onto her hands and knees.
When he pushes inside of her it’s almost with enough force to push her forward, but he’s quick to grip her hair in his fist, pulling her back and making her back arch.
“Beg for me again.” He growls and she mewls.
“Please fuck me, please don’t stop.”
And he doesn’t, he makes her fall apart two more times, every muscle in her body aching as she falls flat on the bed and he’s quick to follow her. He bites down on the back of her shoulder, his hips stuttering as he gets close to his own release.
“Where?” He grunts and Emily whines loudly.
“Inside.” She hears his growl, feels his hips snapping against hers and then he’s coming.
“Fuck, Emily.” It’s barely a grunt, the sound of her name breathless as he gives in to his own pleasure, hips jerking against hers. He gives himself a few seconds to catch his breath and then rolls off her, body covered in sweat as he waits for the feeling to return in his extremities. He looks at her, sees the flush on her cheeks and how she’s still quivering slightly. “Are you okay?”
“I might not be able to use my legs for a few hours.” She quips and he laughs and then pulls her into him. He presses a kiss to her forehead and then her lips.
“So,” He starts and brushes some hair behind her ear. “was it what you imagined?”
“To be honest, you were kind of soft.” She laughs when he pinches her side warningly.
“Brat.” He mutters and she hums happily. “Just you wait, sweet girl. There’s a paddle with your name on it in the closet if you aren’t careful.”
She laughs again but the goosebumps on her arms are hard to ignore and she knows he sees them and only gives her a knowing look, but doesn’t say anything. The room goes quiet for a moment and the next time she speaks it’s a little more careful, her eyes flitting over his face as she bites on her bottom lip.
“Are we doing this? Really?”
“Emily I’ve wanted this for so long. I wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t sure about this, us.” He smiles softly and she feels something warm in her chest.
“I wouldn’t either.”
#hotchniss smut#aaron hotchner x emily prentiss smut#hotchniss fanfiction#aaron hotchner x emily prentiss#hotchniss#hotch x emily#hotchniss fanfic#criminal minds smut#criminal minds fanfiction#aaron x emily#aaron hotchner fanfiction#emily prentiss fanfiction#dom aaron hotchner#sub emily prentiss
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Season 2, Episode 3 Liveblog
Teaser:
YES WE HAVE A DRAWL I REPEAT WE HAVE A DRAWL 🚨🚨🚨🪲🤠🚨🚨🚨
FANCY RED COAT RAND is here to steal your wine
My jaw DROPPED at Mat’s glow-up 😍🤩😘 I cannot WAIT for this man to be forcibly extracted from his bathrobe
Loved the Arches & ceremony, some word-for-word quotes there.
First real big surprise is Natti as Wisdom- I would not have thought she had the social standing for that, but otoh possibly the other options died? And it actually seems kind of plausible that she could even be taught to channel if you consider book canon (given Bode and Eldrin), though I don’t think that’s required.
Ooooooh ok I see why they picked Natti- they needed someone to twist the emotional knife in real good 🙃 Also you can see where Mat gets his moral core from, here- there’s a job and someone has to do it. But the jobs no one else wants/can do tend to SUCK, no wonder he tries to avoid them.
(Book Mat gets his values from his dad, but I think there’s probably a lot he got from Natti that he feels on an unconscious level/doesn’t talk about because it’s not at the level of talking, it’s at the level of doing. Relatedly, I keep thinking about a theory I heard that book Natti was a functional alcoholic; someone said that how early book Mat responds to sickness & interpersonal conflict reminds them of adult kids of alcoholics.)
I’m looking forward to the last ring >:)
HUH
I wonder if she had to gentle/kill Lan in there?
Still Peak Nyneave, honestly
OH MAN FAKEOUT YESSSSSSSSS we are getting the canon test!?
Incidentally I like that branded water jug
Where is Suroth getting her lip color? I like it
Oh that’s creepy, incredible horror movie move with the pointing
YES WE HAVE A DRAWL I REPEAT WE HAVE A DRAWL 🚨🚨🚨🪲🤠🚨🚨
The Voice sounds like the South Carolinan delegate (main villain) in the women & minority genders version of 1776 I saw recently. Incidentally, RJ lived in South Carolina.
Female soldier, check
Asymmetric haircut, check
Oh Uno, you are a good man
WOW … but actually that was exactly as dehumanizing and brutal as I would expect
May the last embrace of the mother welcome you home, Uno.
Perrin is gonna do a murder- oh I guess not
Lol Logain has Rand pegged
Hahaha the other fakeout is paying off now too (Logain looking at Mat and Rand in Tar Valon)
Oooh more book quotes!
Miss “I know everything” Selene
The Queen of Cairhein?!?
Glow-up! Glow-up!
Oooooof :(
Liandrin respected someone?
Mat is gonna have SUCH a complex after this, but otoh he’s probably heard worse from his mom
Mat wants to matter T_T
PEAK EGWENE
FANCY RED COAT RAND is here to steal your wine
I love Rand setting the letters on fire
Oooooooh class warfare, Rand is so offended
Wow, Rand is wasting no time
I love Rand being taught by Logain actually
Oh that is a DEEP CUT into WoT lore (pun intended), we know from Origins of the Wheel of Time that RJ was originally intending ‘gentling’ to involve actual castration
Rand are you sure you want to say that?
Oh interesting, does everyone hear LTT? Or just voices?
YAY reunion??? Oh, Mat. :(
Yeah Mat is scared out of his mind
Time for an interview with Ishmael! This reminds me of Mat’s first POV in book 3 actually, at least superficially, but it’s more like the dream meetings
Well done wolves!
So many cages and traps in this ep :D
Ooooof that betrayal’s gonna hurt later
Ooooh maybe we do not want to piss off Selene?
Oh good job setting the Foregate on fire, hero (inn fires 4 lyfe)
Ooooooh yeah Egwene would try to bring Nyneave back
Elayne, a rule follower? Well, when it comes to thinking she knows best, she would be a rule enforcer.
Nyneavelet is very cute
My jaw DROPPED at Mat’s glow-up 😍🤩😘 I cannot WAIT for this man to be forcibly extracted from his bathrobe
Awwww Mat can pay off all his debts in Nyneave’s fantasy world 😭
Ah I see Nyneave’s fantasy world is real enough that it involves visits from the main plot conflict 🧐
“What’s that” is Mommy’s rage-triggered ticket home, sweetie
Oooooooof.
#wheel of time#wot on prime#wot on prime spoilers#wot on prime s2#WoT on prime s2e1#some comparison of book stuff here but I think I am being vague enough for this to be safe for show-onlies
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Python's 2023 in review
Enjoy me rambling and oversharing in typical long-winded fashion
I am so glad I stumbled into public librarianship. When I graduated I was still so sure I was going to work in an academic library, and it took fate intervening for me to realize that still probably wasn’t right for me. I love the public library combination of working with popular collections (the books actually circulate!?) and helping people with practical problems. It makes me feel useful, and like I’m part of the wider world
Unfortunately I am beset by imposter syndrome. I only graduated three months before I started the position, and I feel underqualified for what I know was a very competitive search. I am definitely the youngest person on my team, and I am so scared of disappointing people. It will be fine
Also unfortunately my commute is still way too long, but my god, I’m in control of it. All I have to do is get on the bus and stay on the bus til my stop. There’s no mucking around with a local shuttle service that can have a wait time of over an hour and has to be precisely timed while you also try to make a train connection…I just get on one bus. Wow. When the weather’s nicer and it’s lighter out, I’m going to try walking home to see if it’s faster
I dated one of my friends for nine months, and that was fun and weird. I really enjoyed just getting to express those feelings for once, but I didn’t like how much space he took up in my life. I’d set aside a night for myself and then he’d say “hey, want to call?” and I’d go “😍YES let me drop everything to hear your voice!”, which was very annoying. I desperately wanted more time to myself, but I was so infatuated I wanted to spend time with him more. I think I’d like to avoid that in the future.
I definitely did not experience Dating and Romance the way most people do, but it’s hard to tell if that’s because I’m somewhere on the ace spectrum, or because that’s just how I am as a person. I do feel like a lot of stuff was unintuitive to me, sort of like I was a robotic anthropology student experimenting with intimacy in order to gain a better understanding of the humans it’s been studying, but I also feel like that about many of types of human interaction, and “being attracted to him” was not where the disconnect was. Over the course of the relationship I kept up a strategy document outlining my goals and took 27 pages of notes, and that’s probably the most relevant fact about how my sexuality functions
I have started eating my burgers with all the toppings! This seems small and meaningless from the outside, but I used to eat every component of my food separately, because I Had To, and it feels really nice to just do things instead of holding myself apart so I can carefully avoid Bad Things which Are Not Right. It feels like relaxing into life like a warm bubble bath.
27 feels distinctly different from 26. Feels a lot like My Late 20s, which feels like Almost 30, which feels like an entirely different stage of life. My knee clicks louder and louder when I go up stairs, and my knee and elbow hurt when the weather changes. I hear my spine making noises a lot.
AAAGHHHH! I am trying to get top surgery this year and I don’t want to talk about it! But also that’s dumb because I want my friends to know about it! Also, reading other people’s reflections about top surgery has been so, so fucking helpful to me over the years, and it would be nice to add to that informal pool of knowledge by periodically sharing stuff. Unfortunately I am deathly allergic to talking about myself on the internet, so I don’t know if I can do it. But it’s a thing that’s happening! I am going to get a referral letter from my therapist, and then I can schedule consultations!
I have no idea what I’m doing with gender. At some point I seem to have stopped identifying as nonbinary, and while I like being called a man but I don’t think I am a man, except for the part where sometimes I wonder if I’m a trans man who just doesn’t want to go on T, except for the part where I feel like a [redacted] who wants to disguise themself as a man. Look, I just live here.
I have reached a point where she/her pronouns make me uncomfortable, instead of just feeling factually incorrect
I’ve realized that I have as much facial hair as my ex did when he was 3 months on T. I was wildly, desperately jealous of that facial hair at the time. That’s super weird.
I realized I’m thinking of this holiday as a trip to visit my parents, and I can’t wait to get home afterwards. But where is home? All my family still lives in the South, and there is stuff I miss here. All the little things, like the sound of Southern accents all around me and the way all the stores have ceiling fans turned on in the middle of December, and also the stars, and the horizon, and magnolia trees everywhere. But my life is in The City, and I feel at home when I cross the bridge at night and see all the lights against the water. Home is my shitty little apartment with my 12x6 room and sloping floors and my linden tree outside the window.
In general, it’s been a great year for Large Life Things: I graduated with my masters! And I started a great full time job! And I asked out the guy I’d had a crush on for almost four years! And it ended, but not in disaster, and we’re still friends! And I have kicked the ball that will eventually start knocking over dominoes on the way to having top surgery! Exciting cool stuff!
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-Random Bleach Group Chat + How Bleach characters react to Byakuya new hair color ;)
This group chat include y/n (gender neutral)
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Renji created a group chat
Renji added Ichigo
Renji added Rukia
Renji added y/n
Renji: Hi 😊
Rukia: What do you want Renji?
Renji: So...I pull a prank on Kuchiki taicho...
Y/n: aww hell nah 💀
Renji: 💀
Ichigo: None of my business
Renji: COME ON YOU CAN'T JUST DITCH YOUR OWN FRIEND JUST LIKE THAT
Ichigo: It's not my fault
Ichigo: You pulled a prank on a wrong, dangerous person dude
Y/n: I'll prepare your funeral
Renji: IT'S NOT FUNNT!
Renji: Funny*
Rukia: Of course it isn't.
Renji: Rukiaaa do something
Rukia: First of all, tell me what kind of prank that you pull on him?
Renji: I... replace his usual shampoo liquid to pink hair dye liquid...
Rukia: 💀
Renji: RUKIA!!!! 😭
Y/n: You're dead.
Renji:
Y/n: 😲🤯
Rukia: And why did you think it's a good idea to do that?
Renji: I don't know
Renji: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I DID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE
Ichigo: Now then, what do you want us to do?
Renji: Ichigo, you will protect me from his attack using your Bankai. Y/n and Rukia will talk to him
Rukia: I'm at the world of living right now, Renji.
Y/n: Uh.....
Y/n: 💀 I met him just now, on his way to squad 10's barracks.
Renji: HAH! HE WILL NEVER KNOW WHERE I AM
Rukia: Where are you now Renji?
Renji: at Squad 13's
Renji: Thanks to Ukitake taicho, he let me stay here for a while
Ichigo: Well I'm not going to Soul Society just to protect you
Ichigo: Why don't you just come here, to the world of living then?
Renji: SHHHHHHHHH HE MIGHT FIND OUT
Ichigo: THIS IS WHY I'M CALLING YOU AN IDIOT YOU KNOW
Mayuri added Mayuri
Mayuri added Byakuya
Byakuya: Thanks, captain Kurotsuchi
Mayuri: No problem
Mayuri left the group chat
Renji: WHAT A BASTARD HACKER
Rukia: BIG BROTHER! I CAN EXPLAIN
Byakuya removed Rukia from group chat
Y/n: AAAAAA 💀
Byakuya: Renji, care to explain about this behavior of yours?
Ichigo left the group chat
Renji: It's just I thought pink hair suit you more, Captain!
Byakuya: You think so?
Renji: YES. I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH, RIGHT Y/N?
Y/n: YES YES YES YES YES
Y/n:
Byakuya: I accepted your explanation.
Byakuya left the group chat
Y/n: Wtf... 💀
Renji: 💀 He believed it tho
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How everyone(the characters) react to Byakuya's pink hair
Yamamoto:
• eyes wide open. 👁️👁️ .
•" Hmmm... It's suits you, captain Kuchiki, I have never thought about dyeing my hair since i had none of it, but I do have a long beard so I'll give it a try"
• is actually really like his new hair
Soi Fon:
• "Wow"
• doesn't really care about it
Kira:
•"good morning captain—"
• shocked
• tries to hide his emotion
• confuse
• depressed for no reason 💀
Unohana:
• "My my that's actually looks good, captain Kuchiki"
• have this "😊" look on her face
• almost no reaction
Renji:
• Of course he will repeatedly said "LOOKS GOOD ON YOU CAPTAIN"
• Died of laughter inside
• Felt guilty
• If he can't hold his laughter, he will bite his lower lips and slap himself in the face
Komamura:
• "hmmm? Bored of your old style? It's actually suits you well"
• didn't show any specific reaction
Iba:
• "Captain, you should join Shinigami Men's Association— CAPTAIN WHERE YOU GOING PLEASE LISTEN TO ME"
• Byakuya knows that Iba will try to get him join the association so he just walk away.
Shunshui:
• "My my.. you looks so gorgeous darling" he said as he tries to touch his new pink hair.
• Almost get killed by Byakuya.
• "Ay chill I'm just joking"
Nanao:
• "CAPTAIN THAT'S ACTUALLY LOOKS SO GOOD"
• Blushing
• "You are welcome to our association—"
• Byakuya walk away before she finish her sentence
Hisagi:
• "Good morning captain!"
• is actually have this "😲" look on his face
Toshiro:
• he just don't really care, but still "wow"
Rangiku:
• "CAPTAIN~ YOU LOOKS SO GOOD WITH YOUR NEW HAIR"
• have this "😍" look on her face
• "captain, do you mind spill the hair care? Your hair looks shiny!"
• all of sudden they're bestie
• "Omg girlllllll, thanks for the tips"
Kenpachi Zaraki:
• caught him off guard
• laugh. Yes. HE LAUGHED.
• Byakuya's spirit pressure 📈📈📈📈 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
• "chill, your hair kinda * pfft * looks good"
Yachiru:
• "Byakki chan!!! We have matching hair color. You are my older brother starting from today!"
• clingy to her "new older brother" all day
• Byakuya is actually enjoy her presence, felt like he has a daughter.
• Is actually get along with Yachiru
• Kenpachi is really mad and challenges Byakuya to fight him, the winner will get Yachiru back 🔥
• WILL DYE HIS HAIR PINK IF DESPERATE
Ikkaku:
• Only says "Good morning, captain"
• Whisper to Yumichika "Yachiru if she's a boy"
Yumichika:
• "Captain...YOUR HAIR IS SO BEAUTIFUL OMG???"
• Thinking about dyeing his hair pink just like Byakuya
Mayuri:
• "Meh"
• doesn't care how Byakuya looks like
• all of sudden want to have a long hair
Nemu:
• no reaction
Ukitake taicho<3 :
• "Maybe I should dye my hair too"
• Talking about hair care with Byakuya
Rukia:
• "BIG BROTHER, YOUR HAIR LOOKS REALLY GORGEOUS, I WISH TO HAVE HAIR LIKE YOURS"
• Byakuya's ego right now = 📈📈📈📈📈📈
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Yachiru: You should grow your hair and dye it pink too cue ball!
Ikkaku: AGHHH STOP IT LIEUTENANT!
"Nyom nyom nyom nyom"
#bleach#bleach scenarios#renji abarai#byakuya kuchiki#rukia kuchiki#ichigo kurosaki#yachiru bleach#kenpachi zaraki#bleach characters
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HIYAAAAA, TAAAAG GAAAAAAME *pepepepepeeeeeewwwwwww sound effect* thank you @chaotic-bells for tagging me I am having a BLAST🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Chose an artist you like and use the name of their songs to answer this as close to the truth as possible!
1) Name of the artist I selected: Angèle my beautiful baby angel
2) What is your gender? Plus de sense
3) Describe yourself: Libre
4) How do you feel? Solo - seems very sad but IT'S A BOOOOP
5) If you could go anywhere, where would it be? Perdus
6) Who is/describe your best friend: Que Du Love - she just really likes that song vero @iwishiwasalanasong ?
7) Your favorite time of day: Les matins
8) If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? On s'habitue - ooooh this is a good one wow I think I'm going to cry it got too real too quickly
9) What is life to you? Amour, Haine & Danger - that actually fits so well love it
10) Relationship status? Les temps fera les choses
11) What do you fear? Promets-moi - because I fear one☝️ thing and it's commitment😍
Oh I missed tag games did I mention I missed tag games I know wow I just missed tag games so much
Tagging😋: @silvertonguesbf @kenniewen @onlythebravest @exceptionally0rdinary @sweetest-devotion 🧡
HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE🌈
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Number Neighbors
Scaramouche / Wanderer X Gender Neutral! Reader Modern AU Slowburn
In Which You find Your future Boyfriend because you were number Neighbors!
Summary: You were bored, so you decided A random stranger that is your number Neighbor that also happens to be your Future boyfriend.
Warnings : Profanity / Swearing, Death Threats ( Kys )
I think that's it?
Let's Go !
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2nd Person
You sighed as you scrolled down in tiktok, Dying of boredom because nothing piqued Your interest.
It was currently 8:21 PM, and you just Finished eating dinner.
You cracked a small smile when you see a Slightly funny tiktok video, but not enough To make you laugh so hard that you were Gonna fart.
Suddenly you got an idea to do a prank to a Random stranger, thinking of talking to your Number neighbor.
You get on your contacts app and started to Type your number but made the last Number greater then your number.
You tapped your phone and started typing.
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You
Nellow
I am ur number nigeht
Neighbor*
Sry typo bc I wanted so badly to talk to u 😏
Heyo 🤩
Yo 😍
Talk sum smth 🥰
Hello person?
I am ur number neighbor talk to me
I brought u pie 🥧🙂
HEY
Wow
Guess my neighbor doesn't even want to talk to me 😞
Unknown
That's right and stfu
Friendless lmfaoo
You
YOU RUDE BITCH
I am NOT FRIENDLESS unlike u 😒
How u talk to ur neighbor like that 😤
U r not gonna talk to me like that 😚
Unknown
I do have friends u moron.
And idc if we're "number neighbors"
wtf even is that.
You
Ugh wtv u rude bastard 😒
Also number neighbors is like having neighbors but it's in numbers so there u have it u idiot 😙
Unknown
Don't call me an idiot u midget 💀
And u don't even explain it right 😐
U can't even win an argument
SKILL ISSUE
You
I DO NOT have a sjill issue u dumb clown
Unknown reacted with 🧢
I am NOT good at explaining things ☹️
Wat can I call u btw
Unknown
Skill*
Ur proving ur self that u have a skill issue
lmaooo
You
Just answer my question u lying idiot
I DON'T NOT have a skill issue
Unknown
U do realize that "don't " have do not in it?
Do + not = Don't
URE SUCH A MASSIVE IDIOT
You
SHUT UR OOMPA LOOMPA ASS UP
I DIDN'T REALIZE OKAY? 😓
Be easy on ur future lover 🥰😚😍
WAT CAN I CALL U BRO
I'm gonna call u Asshole
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You changed unknown's
Name to Asshole
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You
There 🤭
Asshole
I am not an asshole😐
I am Scaramouche.
You
What the fuck is theat name
Why is it so long
Is it long like ur di-
🤭
Wtv I'm still keeping the name
It suits u ❤
N ur name is so hard to spelel
Scaramonthe
That's ur name
Also u didn't deny that in gonna be ur future lover 🥰
Hehehehehehehe
That's sounds like a boys name to
R u hot🥵
Asshole
Kys.
Yes I am hot 😐
You
OMG OMG
SEND PICS RN
OR ELSE U AIN'T HOT
PLS 😍😍
GIVE UR FUTURE LOVER A SNEAK PEEK OF UR HOTNESS PLEASE
Wait
How old r u? 🤨
I'm scared I'm texting a 70 yr grandpa to send pics 😰
Asshole
Im 18 😐
I'm not gonna send u pics u pervert
You
I'm not a pervert 🤨
I just wanted to see u if ur hot 🤭
There's a difference 😏
Omg ur 1 yr older then me
I'm 17
Also I'm Y/N 🥰
Asshole
Who asked?
You
Damn rude much
Ur making me angry kitten 🐺😡🐱
UR SINKING MY CLOTHESSS 😡😡😡
*transfroms to alpha bad boy wolf*
Asshole
Wtf.
Kys.
Ur so weird.
You
Judgemental bitch 😒
U don't even have humor 😐
Asshole 😒
Asshole
I have humor and it's actually good unlike
urs 😐
Ugh.
I gtg.
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Asshole changed your name
To Weirdo
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Weirdo
BYE SCARAMOUCHIE 😘😊😍😍😘🥰🥰
OMG I'M NOT A WEIRDO U MORON
I AM NOT 😡😡
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Your POV
2nd Person
You realized the digits on your screen.
* Almost 2 hours? Damn. *
You thought, realizing that you were talking For almost 2 hours straight.
Slightly annoyed that Scaramouche named You as Weirdo, but you guess you shouldn't Take it personally because you had a feeling That he's rude to everyone.
You went back scrolling on tiktok, Boredom Begins to fade in when you scrolled to the 32th Video.
* I hope he talks to me tomorrow. *
A pink tint appearrd in your cheeks, Your Cheeks heating up by the thought of Scaramouche.
Quickly slapping yourself in your mind Because of that embarrassing Wish.
Deciding to move on from this, you Continued scrolling.
But you were still blushing.
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Scaramouche's POV
3rd Person
The reason he ended your conversation, Was because he didn't wanna talk to you Anymore.
He rolled his eyes when his mom, Ei, began to scold him for being on his phone all day.
" At least spend some time with us. " Ei Said, The last thing scaramouche heard Before he zoned out completely not caring For his mom's opinions on him.
As he began to think about random things, He began to think about you.
A feeling rose in his stomach, a feeling of warmth.
Scaramouche doesn't know of what you Had done to him but he's afraid to admit That he likes it.
He decided he was gonna be meaner to You,Putting his feelings aside.
He started to regret of ending your Conversation.
Deep down, he already knew he fell for you.
But he wasn't gonna admit it until he see You in the after life.
He promises to himself that he will never Tell anyone about this.
Well, how could he break a promise to Himself?
He broke his promise months later when You finally see him face-to-face.
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The End, Or is it?
AN : Might make a part 2 or not 🤭
GOOD BYE!
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Still haven’t been able to start chapter 10 of Engage yet 😔 Life just doesn’t want me playing this game. Well, screw you too life!
Anyways until I get the time to continue I can at least give you my thoughts from the chapters I did play!
The opening is so entertaining! It plays like a Saturday morning cartoon opening and that is NOT a complaint! While I have said many times male Alear is the one I’m more fond of I chose female Alear because whenever I do first runs/main runs of games that allow gender choice for the player I always go with the female option. I also named Alear after my real life name, which I typically only do once I do my main/true run of a game. But this time around I decided I’m gonna have my true run Alear stay named Alear. But my true run won’t be until all the DLC is released. Right now we’re talking about my first run!
Prologue: What is this music so unsettling for????? Seriously, the song that plays on this map is so creepy! The little cutscenes within the chapter itself were pretty, I especially liked the first engage moment with Marth! Straightforward map against creepy purple dragon guy.
Chapter 1: Clanne, Framme, and Vander: “Oh noble and wonderful Divine One, we’re so glad you’re awake!” Alear, dragon who just woke up: ???????? Alear has the appropriate response to sudden zombies, we run from those suckers! But no worry folks, I’ve got years of zombie ass kicking experience from a land called Ylisse, this won’t be any sweat! But then I learned it would be some sweat because Engage has a somewhat different way of handling battle stuff. It was a bit hard to get it started but it’s fun! And Vander was here to do his job and keep my low level self alive. And we get officially introduced to my man Mar Mar! The chapter ends with us meeting Lumera (MOM!!!!!!!!)
Chapter 2: What better way to get used to all the new mechanics than by fighting our dragon mom? When she engaged with Sigurd she hit like a TRUCK! Vander was hanging on by a thread after blocking attacks for me. Framme, sweetie, you’re adorable but you hit like a marshmallow! Clanne, my little dude, meanwhile was out here getting a dozen crits. It really is adorable how much Lumera wants to be with Alear again. I can’t imagine how it must feel like, waiting for 1000 years for your beloved child to wake up so you can talk and eat and spend time together again. I’m so weak to family stuff….
Chapter 3: We start the chapter with interest dream/flashback(?) of red Alear. Ooooh creepy grin there. MOTHER NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! It’s too soon!!!!! I know I know people will say we’ve only had her for one chapter but like I said I’m super weak to family stuff. I also was plenty attached to Mikoto back in Fates too. Also it was Alear’s voice acting that really sold it. Like WOW that was some incredible work to sell me on Alear’s grief. I actually looked up male Alear’s version of this scene and that destroyed me! Getting a bit ahead of myself, first off battle! And we got three new friends in Etie, Boucheron, and ALFRED 😍😍😍😍 As I said in another post, I really did think Diamant would be my man but Alfred showed up and said “remember how much you love the earnest sweethearts”? Boucheron is sweet and was a decent tank, I really like the whole backup mechanic. Etie is out here testing my notorious luck with archer units but she’s cool so I’ll try my best with her! And Alfred my main man!!! I actually didn’t get to use him that much this map 😂 But I already fell in love with the bits of his personality he showcased. Anyways, hello there mysterious murderous hooded girl!
Chapter 4: The Somniel is a gorgeous place! I love that it’s so pretty and bright to look at but also not as annoyingly big to explore like the monastery was in 3H. Firene’s battle map music is so pretty I love just taking my time through this map as I listen to it. We get more pals in this newest chapter in the form of Celine, Chloe, and Louis. Celine is so good and she was terrifying when I engaged her with Celica. I love Pegasus units and Chloe was a great addition to that group, especially with her dodging. And Louis was SUCH a good tank, I love that armored units have the special gimmick of being immune to break! Also the Alfred-Sigurd combo was amazing, my man is just galloping across the map! We end the chapter getting our item and weapon shops, AND we our time rewind mechanic! Heck yeah! And we meet the mysterious little Veyle who saved our ass! I really love her swan look it’s cute!
Chapter 5: Gasp! A wild living Fire Emblem mother! With a name and face too!!! And we meet mystery evil lady Zephia! I really appreciate the change up to the way chests/locked doors work in this game. Anyone can open a chest without needing a key or ability and similarly if you can just break down locked doors. As someone who hated using keys because I consider them a waste of inventory slot, I love the change! And while I love the units with special lock picking abilities I’m glad this game made it so that you’re not forced to make/use one. We got ourselves a clothing shop and blacksmith to join us on the Somniel! A shame the outfits are only for the Somniel. Speaking of the Somniel I got to play around with the features in the ring chamber and the polishing mechanic is funny. The bond ring gacha is a fun little thing and I am glad it strictly only uses in game currency. Plus, SOMMIE!!!!!!!! Tiny adorable puppy looking baby!!!! That I can feed and pet and dress up!!!!! I named it Benji for this run but when I get to my main run I’ll stick with Sommie as the name.
Paralogue 1: FUCK YEAH!!! New villager unit!!! Listen I know villager units tend to be a pain in the ass to level up and use but I adore them to death! And not a single one of them has failed me yet! Jean is so adorable, a tiny little doctor in training who is ready to punch! I like that they make him ready and able to heal from the start so it’s not as bad to train him as it would typically be with his unit type. And bless, when I saw this map was a “keep the villagers safe” one I was already getting ready for the headache. But Jean and his dad did a good job keeping the villagers healed on my behalf, leaving me free to kick ass and take names. Also why did Firene abandon all the British people on this one island? 😂
Chapter 6: Yunaka is so funny! I love her energy, her voice mimicking thing, the way she’s blatantly hiding being a killer, her silly quotes and puns. And she’s a thief unit too! I really like the whole “thieves’ daggers have poison” thing. Pain in the ass to get hit by but really nice when dishing it out myself! Also we get Micaiah this time and holy shit does she provide a healing boon! Our very first fog of war map of the game and I didn’t make too many dumb mistakes! Heck yeah! Nothing much to say for this chapter, a straightforward map and funny story content. Ooh and we meet again Veyle! Why are you randomly here? Oh and after the map went back to the Somniel and got the Three Houses bracelet! Dimitri my gentle hearted baby boy, so good to see you, I missed you!!!!!🥹🥹🥹🥹 And Claude, hi there!!!😄 Oh and I guess you’re here too Edel 😒
Paralogue 2: Ahh here’s our latest Anna! And unlike the last game she actually gets to take part in supports! Interesting that they made her a little kiddo this time around. Also I looked up her growths, why the heck is she an axe user if her magic growth is that good???? Welp I mean she’s been doing pretty okay with her axe regardless for me since she’s actually been coming through on getting strength for level ups. But I had to restart this map a couple times because I couldn’t keep this girl alive. She takes hits like tissue paper…But I like how spunky she is!
Chapter 7: We hop on over into Brodia and Alear nearly gets shot in the head along the way. And we get to meet Alcryst! The way his whole apology is so completely at odds with the pretty cool way he’s introduced was hilarious! Also his retainers are so pretty!!! Alcryst is another bow user but he’s also a crit machine for me. Alcryst: “I’m sorry I am such a pathetic failure 😞 *massacres a dozen enemies* Why am I so useless?” Lapis is really good at dodging and pretty speedy too! Citrinne is so pretty looking and magic wise she’s fine but my Clanne is honestly more solid, but my gosh she can NOT take a hit! I mean yeah she’s a mage but even by mage standards my girl can’t be hit. Looks like we get to meet the circus crew for this battle! Hortensia seems interesting so far, kinda bratty from the looks of it. Goldmary’s personality was not what I expected like she seems soft spoken but she’s also sounding kinda rude too? Everything about Rosado is great from his pretty hair to his adorable wyvern to his utter confidence in his cuteness. And ooh Hortensia has an evil version of an Emblem? I wonder what-*sees that it’s Lucina* FREE MY DAUGHTER YOU CIRCUS FREAKS!!!!!! Luci, baby, don’t you worry mama’s gonna save you!!!!! Taking a peek at Lucina’s abilities and geez that shit’s terrifying. I was so careful with how my units were advancing because I did NOT wanna get hit by everybody and their mother with Lucina’s special ability. We didn’t get to free my baby girl in the end 😡😡😡😡 I’ll save you Lucina I swear!!!!!!
Chapter 8: Oh so Veyle is looking for a missing sibling huh? Okay I already can tell where that little plot point is going! We get to meet Diamant, a handsome lad for sure! Sorry Diamant I really was gonna make you my main beau but Alfred has stolen my heart! But since I’m saving Alfred for my main run I’ll still S support you for this run! You know assuming none of the other fellas catch my eye more. We also get to meet Diamant and Alcryst’s dad, Morion, who was definitely NOT what I was expecting. I do like that despite Alcryst being so self deprecating and all that it doesn’t look like it comes from a lack of love/parental favoritism. We also obtain our boy Roy along the way! And he’s got some nice goodies for us as an Emblem! I love how hard they’re leaning into the fire stuff. And geez this is the chapter of introductions huh, now we’re meeting Ivy and her squad. Ivy looks super pretty and super spiky too! I like how she rides her wyvern side saddle. And she’s got a red version of my son Leif, so you know I’m gonna kick her ass to save him! Kagetsu looks adorably out of place compared to how goth Ivy and Zelkov look but I love how cheerful he seems! Speaking of what an *interesting* gimmick Zelkov has going on. And shit here we go with another intro from Amber, one of Diamant’s retainers! What a….goof. Seriously he’s such a weird little goof from the introduction onwards. Diamant himself hits hard, and I do love me some swords. Gotta say of the three Kagetsu was the scariest. A promoted unit and that stupid crit level of his!!! But we managed to get my boy Leif back and I am sooo eager to use him I love Leif so much! And from the sneak peek I saw of his abilities he looks like fun! I really like how the ending scene shows Diamant is just as nervous as Alcryst but in a different way. But yeah, Morion is TOTALLY getting his ass killed. Also yeah, why can’t I become a dragon Intsys?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!?!?!?!
Chapter 9: Yup what did I say about Morion? Well he might not be DEAD dead just yet but I have little hope for him. Also wow was NOT expecting Hyacinth to be a punchy dude. And WOW dick move making Ivy have to get herself killed to buy you time to escape…We get Diamant’s other retainer in this chapter in the form of Jade, and she looks and sounds super cool! And she also was stealing a bunch of experience from my squad until I could reach her and recruit her 😞 Kagetsu was once again the scariest fucker of this map but my boy Alfred crit his ass to oblivion! That’s my sweet flower prince!!! Nice of Alear to let Ivy and her squad escape with their lives. Just as it was nice of Ivy to tell us where to go!
And so that’s where I am, waiting for the chance to continue with chapter 10 onward. Haven’t been able to set aside the time to play, which I am so annoyed about because I am really having fun playing Engage and want to continue. All I’ve been able to do since finishing chapter 9 was getting the update and just working on some supports, leveling up, bond ranks…That stuff.
Anyways that’s all I have for now! Hopefully will get to update with my thoughts for the next chapters soon!
#story time with me#fire emblem engage#fire emblem engage spoilers#the divine one engages across elyos#I wanna play engage 🥺🥺🥺 but life is being shit#but I will continue soon!!!!!#until then yeah these are my thoughts on the first group of chapters
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