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Leonard 'Cold As Ice' Snart: Huh. It's been almost twenty minutes since I explained to a murderer just how much Flash and I like each other. I better do something about that.
#leonard snart#captain cold#the flash#coldflash#like shipper goggles notwithstanding#this guy fucking loves barry#and will tell anyone who will listen#everyone else must have hated it when len was on the JLA#because he probably did. not. shut. up. about how amazing barry is#kal would be trying to microwave his burrito and jack frost's sugar daddy pops up behind him#so he's already prepared with 'Yes Len. I know you put ten grand on the last race between me and Barry.'#'I'm very glad that you knew that he was going to beat me. No I don't need to hear why for the thirteenth time this week.'#'Oh goodness is that the time? I have to go get a kitten out of a tree.'#green arrow starts in with his usual Anti-Barry stance#and gets backed into a corner by a hockey hooligan dressed like an ice pixie#who gets up in his face and makes him take back every mean thing he ever said about His Flash#under threat of having his fingers frozen and snapped off let's see you fire an arrow now you rich hypocrite
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1634 make me genuinely ill because there are just.... so few bonds in this sport where you look at them and go. that was 100% meant to happen like that and no one else could've slotted in. like yea, so many of players across the league form close bonds and friendships bc that's the nature of spending a whole part of your life sharing a common goal and space when you're like.. doing this team activity... and guys are constantly befriending ppl and moving on... but auston and mitch it's like. it's almost like THEY feel that they were supposed to have that bond... and go out of their way to reaffirm it at every turn... like they met and got along and loved each other immediately and were so excited to get to play hockey together only to NOT get to for a long while and while they waited, they ??? developed all these rituals. and these things together... their personal routines, things to communicate to each other that they have each other's backs and are building each other into their visions and superstitions and dreams, some of which we'll never know about (unless they'd so kindly like to tell us a la mitch's interview with cabbie where he says maybe some day he'll share the gifts auston's gotten him w the world. tell all book when mitch).. but their gloves and their handshakes and their warmups and even the way they walk into road games and it's jsut. like it's friendship, for sure, obviously. they get along off the ice and make each other laugh the most and have a good time, but it's also the inextricable linking of their own careers. BY THEIR OWN DOING. like they want their names jotted next to each other and that's PART of the chase for this greater goal. yes, they would have been talked about in tandem anyway bc they're out here being the best leafs ever and hitting milestones like 500 points.... 600 points... just weeks apart from each other season to season. but also it's their commitment to each other that makes them talked about too. it's commentators saying they love to play together bc they can see it. they've heard them talk about it. they watch it. "marner to matthews" "matthews to marner". they're always gonna know where each other are.... it makes me . feel. violent with love, lol. makes me feel like some things are definitely meant to be.
#dont even get me started on the way they just slot in next to each other as ppl too#like the perfect complementary pair in SO many ways#having things in common but plenty of things not. to always keep it interesting. adapting n shaping to who is around too#and the way they respect each others opinion and its so. DOCUMENTED. like. auston thinkin hes underrated too fkldjs#ITS JUST SO ? THE CONSTANT LOVE AND SUPPORT ON SOCIAL MEDIA...#MORE THAN FOR ANYONE OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE . IT GAGS ME... its so simple#feel like ive consumed so much hockey content across the board and the only ppl who compete are like#duos with years and years more on them flksdjfkl#kills me to think abt how much more lore we could know if they werent in toronto as a market liek#how much more open they could and would willingly be fkldsj yet.#part of the whole destiny thing is being there in toronto together too#mitchs home town. auston saddled w the weight of the franchise but also.#feeling like mitch helps him carry it. and hell give him credit any chance he can#co captains fucking when. maybe never but in my ddremas always#its almsot 1am im delirious but ive just#been surfing through some blogs today.. sorting some files on my own computer of them and just the AMOUNT of stuff ive savelkdjklfflkds#STAGGERING. THEY LOVE AEAHC OTHER SO BAD I LITERLALY#AM IN TEARS#1634#who else even does it like this like#i long to be compelled but nothing even touches it. everything else is just. fragments of fiction. WHERE IS THE POETRYY THE FATE THE LONGIN#i need to start a new project or smth im losing my mind
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Some Leafs players collages
#fuck i can't do any other collages/players/teams anymore cos the app i did the thing was taking too much storage/space on my phone 😭🤬😟#toronto maple leafs#tml#maple leafs#leafs#nhl#collages#mitch marner#matthew knies#auston matthews#tyler bertuzzi#ryan reaves#william nylander#nicholas robertson#john tavares#nick robertson#mitchell marner#my edit#sarcasmchandlerbing#hockey#ice hockey#sports#tried to do mark giordano and timothy liljegren also but then phone/gallery was starting to act up too much and then i had no choice but to#delete the app or whatever. it was fun making these while it lasted 😭 wanted to make much more of these but whatever! no fun for me then!#idc if people ignore these because yes i know these are not very... how would you say... professional? awesome? cool? these are easy to make#not so greatly done and i just use others photos (from google duh - but they are some others photos) - but i want to make badly made things#okay idk what am i saying anymore but if anyone is reading this (no they're not!) have a very nice day! 😊#hockey players#nhl players
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need 2 make peace with mens changerooms immediately cause using the all gender changeroom at my schools gym is okay but in playing hockey this summer and. well. that is a whole other vibe. jeepers
#cant stress how terrifying hockey boys are But i dont think the men this summer will be bad#cause if youre doing an adult beginners program you didnt grow up in the hockey boy lifestyle. also its toronto so its like probably woke#or at least thats what im telling myself#so like its fine its literally fine. but it is still a mens changeroom#at the end of the day im still a 5’1 tboy. you know how it is#this isnt a problem for me until may im just thinking things#gonna start using the mens room at school i guess. get used to it. ugh#trans in sports is bad. its been said before but it really is
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another narrative that will always break me: the concept of The Last Game. the last game you’ll play with this specific team. maybe not knowing it’s your last game but deep down thinking it could be. the last of everything you’ve known. built up and up and up and for it to fall flat. sigh.
#this was inspired by BU and michigan losing last night#i can’t take the crying pictures i CANT#and this will be year after year#but how both those teams lost in the exact same fuckifn standing last year too#a second time around huh ….. huh#macklin celebrini i’m so looking forward to your nhl career#but your BU career ….. what a run. honored to have witnessed it from the start#sigh#k rambles about things#college hockey lb
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in this video on faksa’s story you can SO hear how many blues fans were at this fucking game BC OBVIOUSLY WE ALL DECIDED TO DO THE THING OF GOING “BLUUUUUUUES” ON THE WORD “BRAVE” IN THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. AS ONE DOES WHEN ONE IS A BLUES FAN.
#like i’m 99% sure the hawks just don’t have a thing for that yk#so at that moment. you can hear Every Blues Fan At Wrigley Field#i love our fanbase. i was one of said fans of course#(of course as in: i was there so i naturally did yell blues at this point)#i hope our newest guys like fowler and the oiler dynamic duo are like. starting to realize how loyal saint louis is as a hockey fanbase LMAO#hockey#mine#st louis blues#winter classic
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k bye gonna read hockey rpf now, will report back
#kyle.txt#normally I get into fics through like things not start w it but thats how cod got here and im obsessed w them so mb it will work#kyle discoveres hockey
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i said i wouldn’t do it this time but it’s 3am and mods asleep. boy
#welcome to another episode of Luke is insane abt hockey boy!#this time featuring a guy who is actually this time almost (ALMOST) confirmed to be queer#the almost is partly me being insane because I don’t trust anything anymore#but like. there are only so many reasons you wear pride converse. that is not ally behaviour#it just threw me this time I think bc I’d been like no. heterosexual. bc I think I became aware of him when he joined the real hockey team#because the OTHER problem is that the whole time I’d been thinking he was cute as hell (bc he is) and simultaneously being like no. bad.#anyway this meant that I have actually talked to him a bunch without overthinking it this term which honestly has been very cool#not like a whole lot but we’ve played together a decent amount and hopefully will keep doing that#and yesterday discovered hes recommending other people talk to me abt goalieing which is insane to me bc I am truly not that good#but apparently I made an impression!#anyway it does not help that this guy has gotten incredibly good at hockey in the past few months#idk man I make bad decisions (I say as if this was a decision) bc it is now the end of term once again <3#which means absolutely nothing can or will happen until after summer. which isn’t an issue#I’m just frustrated by my tendency to realise these things right before I’m about to not see the guy for X period of time#I also desperately need to stop crushing on hockey boys I swear but in my defence that is the main way I meet people#I think I’m cursed actually. that would explain many things#anyway he also has exams until next Tuesday which means he’ll be at hockey next week but idk abt this week which is devastating#i just wanna have talk to the guy more honestly to see how that goes bc we’ve not rlly talked individually for an extended time yknow.#in other words we have not had A Conversation it’s been groups or like quicker exchanges#he’s kinda quiet but i can’t quite tell which way yknow. I know he’s Watching basically all the time. and he is slightly awkward#which is also kinda cute. he gets a lil rambly when he talks abt hockey and I wanna push that button more#i. topsy if you’re reading this you’re gonna laugh so hard I just realised. he’s captain of the team now.#which sidenote is INSANE bc he started playing with them THIS YEAR#but oh my god. okay.#anyway. I need to start complimenting guys more for multiple reasons but also#1. he dresses very cool 2. he caught me looking at his shirt last week without saying anything (BEFORE I caught the rainbow converse)#i compliment women on their clothes and jewellery and hair and shit all the time but I do not with men bc. I mean do I need to explain.#but this is so unfair I am haunted by existence of boy and here we are once again. posting on tumblr with the possibility of seeing him lik#two more times before summer. might be three or four depending on what he comes to#luke.txt
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paul kariya.......................................................
#im back in it i am so in it#icb i showed up to a psychiatrist and wasnt diagnosed autism bcoz no one asked me abt how i felt abt hockey#oh hym goddd#i would keep track of stats it was my thing day in and day out and im a lil fucked up bcoz of the entire psychology of sport injuries#but omgg i love this sport. i love all the players i got to bear witness to and the horrors of this fucked up league#anyways. kariya and selanne to sid and geno pipeline#hockey yap#if anyone wants to block this tag in case i start watching games and live blogging#perhaps i'll make an anonymous side if i really am back tbh. however i feel abt hockey is Private
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btw i have a whole cover story for my irl friends on how i got into hockey and no one has ever doubted it because it relies on me being a language nerd
#it goes: oh yeah i was scrolling on instagram and this guy interviewing hockey fans from montreal came up and they were speaking français *#*quebecois and i said oh wow so cool and i liked the reel and then hockey just started appearing on my ig home#the thing is. that is not a lie in itself (the quebecois reels do appear before me in my ig homepage)#but it’s not how i got into hockey. it literally was fanfiction .#like why would i be a pens fan if i saw montreal fans first? wouldn’t it make more sense to be a habs girlie (i don’t mind the habs. *#*absolutely adore nick suzuki for some reason he seems so nice.)#hockey#rambles
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today's sierra news is that im accepting that i almost definitely have contamination ocd and ive called my dr who in june said it sounded like anxiety and neither of us brought up ocd despite. i mean. fucking look at this situation it's obvious. anw we discussed referring to ppl for either therapy or meds and i started the process of trying therapy after that but even as early as research and the intake call i just know im one of those introspective bitches who hate that shit bc im already so in my head i don't need someone to tell me what i already know. and i had been against meds too bc i had so many side effects from adhd meds as a kid and birth control for my period more recently. but it's clear that it's hard for me to fix my sleep schedule BECAUSE i spend too much time cleaning myself so. i'll keep trying that but also we know my brain chemicals are fucked so why not give in and t r e a t that.
#im not even rereading that it was stream of consciousness and at minimum im journaling and that's all it needs to be. anw time for my one(1)#good bedtime of the week bc i start the routine earlier bc my dad's at hockey and will want the shower when he gets back wish me luck im#always late for the time he asks me to be done (11:30) but at least the last few times he was also late getting back<3 so technically i#have succeeded 3x in a row?) based on how far i am into what i need to do 11:30 is possible it is 2h10 away. but. last night i needed 3h for#shower and post-shower which is what i have left. i hate it here <3#last night was record breakingly bad though and i had to wash a new shower cap and basically every extra thing went wrong. ANWYAY.#i've got this. i just have to keep telling myself that and also not spend more time on my phone. i am going upstairs. i am hitting play on#naddpod. i've got this.#resisting the urge to go on a tangent about having waited to sign up for the patreon for short rest and now im on c1 ep 81 so i feel like i#should do it after i finish the campaign but i also feel like im missing out but I don't want to have 65 hours of listening before i#continue the story so. i did this to myself it's fine ive been getting through it so fast anw#oops that was not me resisting that urge. okaaaaaay rly going#vie
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#Been having some birthday thoughts#because if I'm left to my own devices I end up self-reflecting and navel gazing#and of course sometimes this is not a good thing but whatever I guess it's just a tradition now#I don't want this to sound like the cliché 'I'm not getting any younger'/'I'm an old man now' shit but like. I have to admit#I do have the feeling that I'm running out of time to be acting like I have been. Kinda lackadaisical like I acted in my 20s.#I do have the feeling that I need to shape up and start learning how to human adult. It's just that.#It feels like so much of it is out of my hands. I try my hardest and everything still seems to end up being harder than it maybe needs to b#I know what I need. I need a better paying job. car insurance. health insurance. a local number. a regular schedule. real days off#but those things (esp. looking for a new job) cost money time and energy I don't have right now#And what I want and what I need are at odds. I want to be able to wear a kilt to work and buy hockey cards and kiss I mean see my coworker#But maybe I need to grow the fuck up and realise that the things I want aren't more important that my physical/mental well being#Maybe I need to grow the fuck up and prioritise my needs over such childish wants#Unfortunately satisfying some of those wants are the only thing other than going to the lake that are bringing me joy right now.#I've got a lot to think about right now. And I have some difficult decisions coming up ahead#But for tonight I will celebrate my birthday and eat seafood and watch star trek and not think about tomorrow
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Sunrise, Louise Glück, x x x x x x x x x x x
#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#hockey poetry#anne.edit#oh captain my captain#happy training camp!#I originally read this poem like right around locker clean out#I spent like half the summer trying to find something that worked#I'm pretty proud of how it came out#its all about the little things - not the big moments like the cup but the big and small leading up to something like that#I was gonna post this at the start of the month but the followers on the lb blog said to do it first day of training camp so here we are#feels especially sweet to post knowing we get two more years of sid after this
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you all must be quite happy with the noticeable decline in tennisposting since a few weeks ago. unfortunately for you hockey season starts in six days and ill start being incredibly bizarre when it does
#*you all as in my og folkie et al mutuals#altho its just preseason so idk how much ill watch#but actual hockey starts also very soon and then things really get real
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about to be sooo nosy so. my apologies. but. morgan frost? girlfriend? do share (or don’t! again this is so nosy i’m sorry)
for legal purposes i can neither confirm nor deny anything about morgan and his girlfriend but afaik i think he’s single right now? at one point (within the past four years 😭) he did for sure have a girlfriend and that is the extent of my wag knowledge
#anon PLEASE i am the nosiest person in the world i understand i want to know everything. ever. however#because i have no evidence and don’t want to spread unfounded rumors i will state for the jury i am not a gossip blog#& anything i say should be taken with a grain of salt. or a vsco deep dive & also maybe a dig into the flyers media archives. wrt UNfounded#but i will gossip in your dms because it’s a vital method of communication and important for community building.#also i’m like 95% sure i just osmosed the fact that morgan and his girlfriend broke up sometime earlier in the hockey season from someone#else (probably flyerskay) and accepted it at face value like absolutely i’d trust kay with my life. she would never lie to me and therefore#i can’t be lying to you. i can’t remember morgan’s gf’s name tho but i can like. vividly remember her artsy possessive vsco photos 😭 help#that man posts more about tom petty than he does anyone else in his life besides joel so really how would we know if hes posted her less#the answer is we wouldn’t and i want to say her name is katie SO bad but i know that’s tyson’s gf it’s like. victoria or stacie or somethin#& i want to see if SHE deleted all her vsco pictures of him bc that’s how we’d know they broke up. frosty stop following so many girls#i want to try and find her and see (she’s a model and she was public and had her vsco linked so all of this is public info btw.)#ANON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA OANDJRIWNDHOWHDB IT IS 1:38 AM AND I HAVE JUST MANAGED. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD ANON HOLD ON#BUCKLE YOURSELF THE FUCK IN FOR AN ANSWER YOU DID NOT ASK FOR BECAUSE THIS IS A R I D E AND I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT I CAN’T MY GOD I CANNOT#B R E A T H E i’m about to start crying again but the backstory is that. i have had a fic that i have been working on for literal years.#my version history says March 15 2021 and it started in my notes app about 3000 words before that and it’s based off of a tweet i thought#calla had quoted and just said ‘Joel’ about but in my notes i never#saved the actual tweet and many times throughout the years i have gone back and advanced searched every version of joel and joelle and bee#and behavior on calla’s blog that i could possibly think of and just assumed like. it must’ve gotten deleted or the account suspended and i#could never remember the wording well enough to just google it but believe me i tried and put in every variation. never found it in 4 years#i try periodically. fast forward to about twenty minutes ago i am looking through kay’s twitter and searching vsco because i SWEAR she has#the picture of frosty’s gf’s fingernail marks in the back of frosty’s shoulders i am talking about / I can’t find her vsco linked anywhere#but i’m like ok. search up a couple other things and think about who might have it and on a WHIM look up vsco in ash notthequiettype’s acct#no results okay whatever i think about what else could maybe pull it up for me so I have SOMETHING for you. I search frosty. I scroll. GUES#WHAT I FUCKING FIND FROM NOVEMBER 13TH 2020 it is THE FANTASTIC TWEET THAT SPAWNED 16K OF NOTES & FIC & A SPREADSHEET OF JOEL’S CLASSES#AND I NEVER WOULD’VE FOUND IT AGAIN IF NOT FOR THIS!!! LOSING IT!!! by it I mean my mind and my sleep schedule!!! it’s 2AM now good night!!#liv in the replies#morgan frost#philadephia flyers
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I need to go to bed I’m just gonna shout a lil
#ice hockey needs to chill the fuck out#I had such a good night tonight!! was ssosososossososososo happy#but afterwards people started shouting in the group chat#and they all have very valid reasons for being angry but my god the us vs them mentality is STRONG#I am concerned abt how much people want to escalate things and how quickly they’re moving to do that#I am aware I am a doormat and a people pleaser or whatever but#I mean for one this is a tense political situation and we don’t wanna burn bridges#(there is no real politics i am being dramatic to be clear)#two clubs. alike in dignity. in fair Verona where we lay our scene#and I am personally managing at least 4 fragile egos that are all highly volatile#as well as an internal divide that’s threatening to cause problems very soon#I also should not be part of this anymore! and yet.#also why are specifically men who play team sports so dramatic when you get them all together#like that’s a whole shitstorm that is so easy to set off#anyway with my club I can’t blame the committee for being dramatic (different way to what I just said they’re not the same people)#bc I sure as fuck was overdramatic which fed into other people ramping up BUT that normally snapped me the fuck out of it#so I tempered the worst of it yknow. but I don’t think this new committee has that#/is not willing to listen to the person who would play that role#anyway if people don’t play nice it’s going to start some actual shit which will be deeply unpleasant for everyone#particularly the people who are in both clubs and do not deserve this bc they’ll be getting it from both sides and theyve done nothing wrong#anyway! bedtime now <3 I’m just frustrated bc the person who maybe would’ve calmed everyone down is out of commission#and I should not and am not willing to have the power to tell people to stop even though I probably still could#it’s whatever. sleep#luke.txt
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