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I did not finish the dress, I only wore it as skirt.
I saw barbie movie finally! Therefore, belated review:
Comedy good (like so good, like- truly, I don't say this lightly).
Prop/set & costume departments seemingly had a lot of fun, love that for them
I have my usual broken record thoughts I have abt any woman/patriarchy-centred feminism & transmasc-excluding/-omitting trans inclusion (pls watch my matriarchy & other gender roles videos) (also not to nitpick, obv, cause they sure left themselves a lot of leway in terms of like lore lol but if feet shapes are different by gender/doll type.. and we have a trans barbie.. who seemingly has standard barbie feet shape too (and seemed just as unphasedly grossed out by another barbie having flat feet as the rest of them).......... I'm the teacher standing over you, dear cis ppl, where's your homework? You didn't think that hard about how trans ppl work, did you? Not that that wasn't clear from trans woman rep and neither nb nor transmasc rep as usual)
I appreciate the "men are just silly little guys at the end of the day" conclusion (not the worst of the above category for this, I will forgive the mostly reinforcing the matriarchal status quo of feminism for not demonising them as people) (edit: oh also! As someone who has looked through the men's lib section of my uni's academic library back in the day (one tiny shelf next to the several aisles of feminist lit btw) I call bs on the books Ken found in that school library, there is literally no way you'd find anything pro-patriarchy before you find smth criticising it/the male gender role from either side. But then again, maybe he doesn't even know how to read so----)
They sure had to tack on that vagina = ultimate sign of real adult human female bit at the literal last second there huh
Other nonbinaries: Alan tho, love Alan, relate to Alan. meanwhile me over here: *pushes Alan outta the way, fuck that guy* Ken men's lib yes. Fur. Tassles. Homosocial dance numbers instead of fighting. Also dress barbiecore to go see movie. I be Transmasc Barbie if they don't give me Transmasc Barbie. "Barbie can be anything", as long as that anything is woman smh story of my life, some girls grow up to not be women, where's our empowerment to be anything we set our mind to, feminists??? You promised me! Barbie promised me!
#barbie#barbie movie#barbie movie spoilers#I feel like I've had a lot of rambly posts recently#I swear I am not actually all that grumpy about most media I post about#like it was a decent movie#it was not disappointing#the last movie I got this invested in was in 2017 and we know how that ended#so this is a definitive upgrade!#no divorce from character or franchise in question this time!
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everyone loves talking about little jon in correlation to mr. spider but no one ever talks about how insufferable this kid was. i wouldn’t wish sitting next to him in class upon my worst enemy
#if i had to do a group project with him i’d be so annoyed but at least he gets his work done#hc that he’s always read his books out loud like he does with statements btw. he stopped around middle school—#— when enough people called him annoying for it#he definitely had a bowl cut until he was like 6. he looks like the type. and then THIS is what he upgraded to#real talk i love making fun of him as much as the next guy but he’s soooo relatable unfortunately#he’s just a little boy in an unending pursuit of knowledge. he’s new to the world and all he wants is to know how it all works.#and even at this age a part of him knows he’ll never be able to satiate that curiosity#or something. anyways he would love reciting fun facts to strangers (no one else finds them very fun)#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#magpod#the magnus archives fanart#tma art#jonathan sims#the archivist tma#jarchivist#jon sims#jon tma#jonathan sims fanart#tma jon#jonathan sims art#artists on tumblr
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Prompt 85
Dan is very grumpy. He’s not pouting, despite what the others would claim, he’s brooding. How many times were they going to get de-aged?! And this time they were all clones! He did not sign up for reincarnation, nor for getting turned into a literal baby.
He doesn’t care if this world has heroes or villains or whatever, he’s going to bite the next person to pick him up. Happily if it’s one of the scientists currently scrambling around as alarms go off.
Though he’ll happily do the same to the new colorful people too. Honestly he’s just feeling particularly violent, and it’s not like he can murder with his tiny baby hands. At least his so-called siblings look just as ready to attack as he does.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#clone fenton siblings#No idea who all of their doners are#But one is definitely Martian Manhunter#He can't fully read them but the babies feel angry and violent when first picked up before settling#food helps#how long does it take before human babies can eat solid foods#YKNOW WHAT#What would be *hilarious*#If the siblings are clones of Martian Manhunter and Batman#Where the one child's fire powers came from they aren't too sure but there was some experimentation done so#Jordan doesn't say#Jazz is delighting in the natural passive empathy being upgraded to mind reading#Dani is going to be such a gremlin with shapeshifting#Danny wasn't happy about the reincarnation until Alien then he got excited#Oh their other dad is rich- ew- but wait! He has a space station you say...?#prompts
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still kinda not over ichiro taking a bite out of his hamburger in the leaders bonus hypster track and going 'it's so good!! it tastes really meaty!!' lmao
#vee queued to fill the void#ichiro's been shown to be somewhat neglectful towards himself when it comes to food lol#he knows what tastes good to have made the world class yamada curry tho despite not having the vocabulary for it lol#and that's the most important part tbh lol tho i kinda wonder if he workshopped it with anybody 🤔#like in that dod chapter where samatoki gives ichiro his new home and business lol before daddy samatoki showed up#the bros were all eating convenience store bento boxes which means none of them were cooking for each other yet#and that might be consequence of their living space at the time lol but what if after the upgrade#ichiro felt more obligated to cook for his bros so they could grow well with good food and needed advice on cooking lol#i think it'd be cute if nmcd all got together to help ichiro learn to cook is what i'm saying lol#equally as cute is if the bros got together and taught themselves (tho that may have been a trainwreck lol)#but jiro and saburo both describe the yamada curry as ichiro's so that tells me it's usually an ichiro recipe#but anyway samatoki learned to bake for his sister ichiro would definitely be the same mindset#but let's give ichiro more happy moments associated with food like kuukou's lowkey already been trying to do lol#and have all his friends workshop the recipe with him 🥺🥺🥺#vee is arting#save for that kuukou comic this is the last of my art backlog lol#which means no more art for another three months or sumn lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭#(i need to promise to myself to not go that long without drawing again lol 😭😭😭😭😭)
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my only complaint about 2005 dw is that we didn’t get more episodes with gung-ho mortal baby jack harkness. absolutely smitten by that fucker
#I mean. who isn’t. that’s kinda the point#exactly what he Wants#im saying this because he’s pretty but also because as much as I think the direction he goes in is intetesting and I love torchwood with#all my heart (as much as it Hurts Me) there’s something so novel about chaotic rebellious pre-resurrection jack#that you never truly get after that first season#like it’s always there in the foundation of his character to a degree but he does end up with a lot more self control and people look up to#him and he’s much more orderly and and all-around not really chaotic anymore (torchwood as a group is chaotic in certain ways for sure but#he himself? not often. mostly only in trying situations or when highly highly emotional)#and don’t get me wrong it all makes sense narratively. that he’d end up like that. he’s had literally centuries to gain wisdom and#self discipline and to learn how to be a proper leader and to become jaded and an existential black hole of a man#but. yknow. I just miss that sexy egomaniacal revolution-leader type jack#anyway. at least he gets to fuck around with guys on screen in torchwood though. definitely an upgrade#kibumblabs#dw#doctor who#jack harkness
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annual photo dump of this year's halloween costumes
#i think the elf was my favourite this year#followed by the clown#which is a bit surprising since the angel was definitely my favourite last year!#but the elf one had a major upgrade this year#and the clown one is new for this year#so maybe it does make sense#rose image#rose's ramblings
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Brand new craft project starting tomorrow : an aftg pillowcase, with all the covers embroidered
#i found an old pillowcase that i had planned to upgrade in some way one day#and just flash : the covers#i'll basically divide it in 9 with the first 3books on the 1st line the tsc trilogy on the second and on the third just random ref#idk a queen piece a key....#tbh not the smarted craft i should start bc it has a lot of big 'boring' patches but......#i have basically everything i need at home and i need simple rn#maybe i'll need some thread but like 10/15€ total over the time it'll take me to do it#(not the at least 40€ of yarn i need to finish my sweater)#i've re analyzed the covers and even if i want simple trk really is a BIG black raven so maybe this one i'll use some black fabric#and embroider lines on top to give it volume and definition#i see the pillowcase in my brain#i dont actually have the pillow to fill it tho lol#eno's dumb little posts#aftg#all for the game#tsc#the sunshine court
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hello there, spike measuring contest anon here dropping a line i forgot to write:
who do you think wins? And does the winner get to test his spike on a valve?
You know, either would be funny I'll admit
And, to the second question, of course :)
#valveplug#tf1 d 16#tf1 orion pax#Megop#definitely megop#on one hand it'd make sense for it to be Dee because mathematically speaking he is bigger than the others so it makes sense#but on the other hand i think it would be incredibly funny if their dicks were very very very close in size_ or even of identical length#plus there's the factor of fully flaccid size vs fully erect size#though i suspect it may be closer to that second option :3#PLUS plus if their spikes changed i bet their valves all changed slightly too#upgrades people upgrades#only we could take a literal dick measuring contest seriously (okay semi-seriously)
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Sounds like you need some new, non antisemitic frirnds. may want to avoid antizionist circles for that.
Hey fuck right off. The idea of seeing someone reaching out to community after experiencing bigotry and choosing to mock them for it is so cartoonishly antagonistic and cruel, you sound like a bully in a Disney movie for tweens. "MaY wANt to aVoiD anTizIoniSt ciRclEs" experiencing oppression isn't a consequence for whatever you think is misbehavior, what are you, Catholic? Antisemitism is not a fucking comeuppance for Disobedient Jews, I didn't earn it or deserve it and it's not my fucking fault, and trying to shame me for it or to utilize it to get me to step back in line is pathetic. Apologize to your mom.
But hey, great news! If your reaction to a Jew You Don't Like experiencing antisemitism is gleeful fucking schadenfreude, I don't have to hang out with anyone else to be around antisemites. You'll do just fine.
EDIT: you created a burner account just for this?? Damn, an antisemite AND a coward, what are the odds.
#like way to sell the idea that your circle is an upgrade when you're the exact same fucking person as the people I used to be friends with#the same purity politics the same humilitation and the same justification of mistreatment for Bad Jews (just with different definitions)#like at least they went mask off about it and didn't have to create a whole new account for one little ask lol imagine being them but worse#anyway my moral compass and political activism is not contingent on whether or not I am rewarded for it sorry that yours is tho#I base my political beliefs in what I think is morally right because I actually have a fucking spine so I'm still just as committed#I'll keep my circles as they are thanks just without the antisemites#present company very much included
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Monster hunter Bruce…………….
#chattin#i cant even give him a main bc i think hed be so good at flex#hes definitely like. a tank in my eyes (and heart)#so anything that diverts attention and lets his team fuck shit up#so lance and s&s feel fitting#but he also reads as like#well when i think of bruce normally i think of him as a saboteur ie hes there to sneak in and fuck shit up wo being noticed#fighting just helps w that#so like in mh hes either tanking or playing opportunistic weapons like hammer and greatsword#where u come in and do INCREDIBLE damage when ur team downs a monster#hed have different styles for different teams; not necessarily for different hunts#way more defensive w his kids. way more aggressive w his team#i think hed really like charge blade- high dps w an insanely high skill ceiling (like switchaxe)#so if hes allowed to be offensive on hunts hed pick weapons that scale insanely well w stat upgrades#idk. im thinkin about wilds cause the weapon trailers were on my dash again#and doing all those fancy schmooves w charge blade#he has a mastery of all weapons but u could never pay him enough to use hunting horn. hes too shy to dance
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i'm genuinely surprised my old guides are making the rounds
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buying pc parts....... goodbye money
#i'm going to sell the one i got a couple months ago because it's so bad and so loud and i hate it and it can't be upgraded#because i would have to replace um. everything#so i decided i definitely am clever enough to build one myself (haha. this will go absolutely fine i'm sure. clown emoji)#you would not believe the amount of research i've done for this. i could write a dissertation with the research i've done#i'm excited but also...... my moeny
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anyone know if bookbinding glue works on canvas? im thinking i want to add a shield to my halloween costume next year and am trying to figure out how to attach the front
#not silm#not art#halloween#first attempt w cardboard hot glue and canvas worked fairly well but the back is kind of lumpy from the glue and the corners arent great#so im thinking of doing painted canvas on book board with binding glue to adhere it#so itll be nice and sturdy#not sure how i would attach the straps though#unfortunately im too busy to do much in the way of costume upgrades rn but for next year i have a few things in mind#i definitely want to do a cloak- i saw this nice quilted fabric at joanns that could work as an insulating/lining layer to give it weight#i really want to do fake fur trim for the Fancy Himring Cloak but ill have to find something im not allergic to#idk how to do cloak clasps but the actual sewing part should be reasonably simple since its mostly one piece#just have to attach the outer layer and the lining layer and hem the thing#for the helmet im trying to find larger brads that might work to add a rotating visor#idk how to get it to stay shut though. will probably have to adjust the angle so it doesnt keep getting stuck on my nose#and so i can actually wear glasses with it and not fall down every single set of stairs like last time i wore it#anyone know if there are like. sewing patterns but for 14th century helmets?#armor wise i might actually go with the slipper top for pauldrons#would probably be decently padded#gambeson means i need to learn how to sew shirts#so maybe thatll be a few years down the line#for the shield i have one custom heraldry and one feanorian heraldry. maybe ill make two shields idk#the cuirass is going to be harder - maybe alternate a few layers of cardboard and quilted fabric? would that get too thick tho#ive tested cardboard + heavy waffle blanket gambeson and that works pretty well so maybe just go with that#maybe a cheap bookboard layer for the top?#idk how well you can paint book board though. will have to run some experiments
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#THE POSTSEASON TRACKSUITS ARE HERE!#honestly the most important reason for them to qualify for the tournament#love that they went full-on sweats this year#so cozy!#definitely an upgrade over team 101's flimsy light grays#but not as exquisitely fuckboy as the team 100 whites#do love the incorporation of the wolverbear though#rutger exactly where she wants to be between big ern and frankie#i want to know if luca's wearing his cbj hat
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I started my first real job this week! I returned to the company where I did my internship last year (mandatory for my university programme), but I'm a proper employee now. Since I was already familiar with the environment, settling in went fairly smooth, and although a few things are different now (ie as an intern I was never required to join meetings), I quickly got back into the loop. I do web development stuff :)
I remember now how time consuming and exhausting a full time job is though🫠🫠🫠 I still need to adjust to the new routine so if I'm being more absent that's probably why. I'm really glad it's finally weekend and I can rest a bit now😭
#I'm planning to switch to part time in september since I want to keep studying but full time helps to get back in the routine#plus I can save up more money :)#I also have my own desk at the office now and already stocked it up with snacks lol#like of course I had a place to sit before when I was an intern there but the one now is my 'own' space#and I like it much better since it's more at the back of the office so it's quieter#now I don't constantly have people running around behind my back because they need to go and talk to someone😭#it's not their fault but I just find it super distracting and irritating😭#so yeah the new space is definitely an upgrade#selnia talks
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Omg the kobd couple is so cute, wildbreak too. What was Op and Megs reaction to them ? :3
ah, I’d imagine after both of them woke up after being patched up they’d surely be grateful, but dazed and confused as HELL
kinda like, whomst the fuck attacked us and how the fuck are we alive. WHAT the fuck is that little thing, where the fuck are we and why the FUCK are we all the way in the isles???
Give them a break, they are in pain 😂
#thorns and thrones au#asks#the initial shock of GOD WE ARE A L I V E would wear off and then they’d most definitely be profusely grateful of their rescuers#Megs more flustered and panicked than anything. bc one peep from KOBD and his cover is blown to bits in front of Optimus#dw Megs#your ticking time bomb is not due YET. they are smart enough to not be around for that lol😤😤😤#Op is just bewildered to be in the Isles and FASCINATED by the community built and holy hell the weapons??#the armor?? hat does he have to do to get an upgrade😤😤#also WHAT does he have to do to get to hold Wybie!!!!#in the AU I’d say that sparklings are gradually becoming more rare as the spread of the decay across the lands grows#weaker land means fewer resources people. and families#it’s been a min since he’s gotten to hold a baby so lol I think eventually he’d be brave enough to ask#but honestly. Wybie might DEMAND to be held by Op. not bc he likes him or anything but bc he wants to yank on those earrings#YEEOWCH#kobd#tfa knockout#tfa breakdown#tfa megtron#tfa optimus prime
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