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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
#just#this happened once before when i was speaking to someone who clearly knew me but i didn't know them#and they were OBVIOUSLY an important person of some sort and I couldn't ask#so i pretended to hear something and looked over and they looked over too to see what i was looking at#and while they were distracted i snuck a peek at their id badge. this worked#rookposting#everyone has done some variation of this before.#im only self conscious because of all the kinassigning.
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> read library book
> it's good
Thank you library
#i had so much fun reading all systems red on libby#so i went online to the library's website and placed holds on physical copies of the next few books in the series#everyone say thank you public libraries
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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in
#unforch ive been laserfocused on the composition of toilet cleanibg products and (unrelated) international fishing politics this week so far#i want to talk about anti limescale chemicals 😫 and chinese ships off the coast of west africa 😐#TO EVERYONE IN THE NOTES: don't worry i am not particularly wounded by the awareness that my coworkers would not appreciate a rant#it is a good idea to make sure your conversations remain dialogue and not uninvited monologue for an uninterested captive audience#there is a time and place for excited half-informed monologues.
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I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.
#mads posts#TikTok#tumblr#that’s just so funny to me#I’m on TikTok watching this go down and it’s like#everyone is saying ‘no WAY we’re moving to instagram reels’ like tumblr isn’t even a possibility in their minds
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something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters
#I AM UNWELL#arcane#arcane spoilers#league of legends#i am NOT tagging everyone in this#i will tag the ships tho#caitvi#timebomb#jayvik#meljay#my post#i had to increase the brightness of some of these bc the lighting is so dark in the show lmao
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
#aelan speaks#fornax cain#fun fact i used to think imposter syndrome was more literal#not so much “i don’t deserve this good thing and i’ve somehow tricked people into thinking i do”#but more like “i am straight up not a person and everyone knows it”#“and i am TRYING to be a person but i can’t get it right and they all KNOW and i should not be here but i don’t know where else to go”#anyway i was a normal child
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LIGHTS ON 💡 LIGHTS OFF 🔌
The individual artss


#deltarune#deltarune fanart#kris deltarune#deltarune kris#susie deltarune#deltarune susie#ralsei deltarune#deltarune ralsei#deltarune chapter 1#deltarune chapter 2#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune chapter 4#artists on tumblr#DRAWING DARKNERS IS SO FUNNNN GAH#also a funfact everyone was drawn without a sketch except for the fungang
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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MAKE ME THE [happiest man in the world!] AND [Die]
#spamtenna#doodles#fanart#i feel like i should. tag this. ITS NOT MEANT TO BE ANYTHING MORE I SWEAR but also. idk man#tenna#spamton#spamton neo#mr ant tenna#quick doodle. ignore how wonky it is idccc i just had to get it out if my system. teehee <3#also everyone saying theyre ♠️ So Fucking True Actually#deltarune
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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way
#i'm not even being bitchy i'm just genuinely bewildered by it.#like everyone will need to search for a job at some point in their life#and everyone will need to use a job-hunting website to do it#so why are there so few options and why are they all so awful
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Happy Stitch Day, everyone donate to the NICWA out of apology that we let the reboot gain any kind of traction


The National Indian Child Welfare Association is an organization working to protect indigenous children and families through education and advocacy on child welfare and kinship rights. Nobody gets left behind.
#lilo and stitch#lilo & stitch#lilo pelekai#stitch#stitch 626#nani pelekai#nicwa#national indian child welfare association#icwa#indian child welfare act#mine#I donated back when we first found out they were changing the CPS worker#to be an indigenous woman trying to get an indigenous woman to give up custody of her child ward to the state#so now that the movie's out and we find out they say 'ohana is fake' to the camera and end the movie with nani happily giving up custody?#yeah. i'm donating again definitely everyone please do so
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He's never happy
#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#katara#atla fanart#prince zuko#atla art#azula art#azula fanart#atla azula#princess azula#atla zuko#zuko art#zuko fanart#katara art#katara fanart#atla katara#katara of the southern water tribe#the gaang#atla meme#agni kai#The Last Agni Kai#sozins comet#From “I'm never happy” to “Am I happy?”#That's what I call character development#Oh Zuzu what are we going to do with you#(It's okay everyone still loves you)#(Except for Lala)#(But she's in the middle of a breakdown so it's understandable)#(She'd love you too if she was in a right place)
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saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that
#regular thoughts.jpg#this is about soap and ghost. but also applies to jayvik and SO MANY FUCKING SHIPS#do u know how devastating it is to love 2 guys with freak shit going on#and then everyone decides to make them normal#like WHAT are you doing#(it's a refusal to interact with a fandom beyond its potential for exploring comfortable and predetermined dynamics#between two queer characters just for the sake of shipping - whether or not they fit those dynamics)#(but we dont have to talk about that)
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Just made myself so so sad thinking about Aang's marble trick because from a physics perspective, keeping dense spherical objects afloat on an airstream is not trivial, and he's doing it in a tiny little space without moving his hands. Bending is usually very gestural. So. Everyone in the era of the show is, at best, impressed THAT it is airbending. But Aang's an incredibly young master airbender. He wouldn't be acting like this was the bestest trick ever if it didn't take at least some skill; he's a goofy kid but he's also a prodigy. I bet other airbenders were absolutely blown away (pun fully intended) at the level of precision and force and minimalism of movement on display and now there's no one who understands at all why he expects accolades.
#atla#I talk#from a fluid dynamics perspective this is So impressive#but everyone in the new era is like 'oh good the marble trick again'#ok well. you do it then#anyway to balance out the sadness I do want you to imagine Gyatso#reacting to Aang doing this the first time by doing a dramatic martial arts movie move#like tumbling back through the air on a huge gust#and also I want you to imagine Aang using the mastered avatar state to earthbend some really big (like 3ft) marbles#and then airbending them in orbit around his body#while holding the marble pose as if they were still tiny and between his hands
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