whywontvulcanseatreplicatormeat

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

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the way men resent women for having the “”privilege”” of getting shit they don’t even want is so fascinating to me I want to study them in a lab

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let’s hang on mama (of another species)

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lets be heavily armored with mama

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still thinking about that time i was at the airport and the spinny machine tagged my cock with a hitbox & i walked right up to the tsa guy with drunk conviction and before he could say anything i was like "ready to touch my penis boy?" and he got so defensive and scared but either way he still had to get down on his knees in front of me to— oh god and the nervous gulp he exhibited

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baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

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im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

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still thinking abt them every day

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Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit

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to be honest i think the concept of flirting with and then getting rejected by video game characters is generally more interesting than a one-dimensional high enough friendship quantification + specific flirting dialogue option = marriage approach, including when this is specifically for reasons of incompatible sexualities, but then a video game designer is like I will allow you mechanically to express gay interest in this character but they are in fact #straight and the only possible answer is Well, you're wrong

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The back of an embroidered piece is the same creature as the code of a website btw

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀