#so much chocolate!!!!!!!
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just found out i’m dating a literal psychopath as i watched my boyfriend take a bite out of a kitkat bar instead of snapping each wafer stick like a normal person does 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。
#for all intents and purposes this is obviously a joke hahaha#but i did scream when he did it#i was horrified#and then he did it again just to spite me#unbelievable#why is it called kitkat btw#does anyone know#i’m just thinking abt this now#is it because that’s the sound it makes when u snap it???#i have no idea but anyway#that’s what’s going on over here#we also just spent half an hour going through the venchi catalogue and oh my god#so much chocolate!!!!!!!#i love chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i hope ur all having a lovely thursday night!!!#clari chatters#my phone autocorrected that to ‘clari chapters’ and honestly#that’s pretty flippin cute#i might have to use that
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Got a bunch of requests for Wen Ning so here’s the babygirl himself
#art tag#wen Ning#MDZS#the untamed#I love this guy so much I want to give him hot chocolate and a blanket
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Someone ask for a Miku vs Greenzilla thing so I deliver✨
#alan becker#animation vs animator#animation vs minecraft#ava#avm#ava green#hatsune miku#greenzilla moment hello#they are so much eachother's fan#miku one day goes omg funny green stick channel. subscibed#and one of green's kin song is “magical girl and chocolate” by pinocchiop#they took selvies afterward :)
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no bc jackie wanted to be loved so badly and she cared so much for everyone on her team, she did their face paint and misty's makeup and tried to boost morale and she loves shauna so fucking much and they exiled her and they left her outside and she froze to death. they literally froze her out. i'm genuinely never getting over her death bc she did not deserve that and all they would have had to do was ask her to come inside and if shauna was just like "hey i love you i'm sorry" she would have come inside. SHE WOULD HAVE COME INSIDE GUYS.
#jackie taylor they could never make me hate you#jackie taylor#shaunajackie#yellowjackets#basil speaks now#listen i love shauna so so so much but i will never forgive her for leaving her out there#(but she'll also never forgive herself for leaving her out there so like. twinning i guess.)#anyway if i have to see one more post saying that jackie was a bitch i'm actually going to scream#HER BEST FRIEND FUCKED HER BOYFRIEND AND THEN HER FRIEND GROUP TRIED TO ASSULT SOME GUY AND WHEN SHE WAS LIKE#'hey guys that's kind of fucked up what is wrong with you'#THEY (essentially) KILLED HER#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?#jackie my baby my love come here i will make hot chocolate for you and put you near a heater and like sew you a blanket or something#i seriosuly love her so much#yj
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𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 ℬ𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖠𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝖦𝗂𝗋𝗅.
#🥄🥛 if i could i’d be your little spoon and kiss your fingers forevermore; but big spoon you have so much to do.#﹫poemale 𝅄 ꘓ diary of a doll event ꣓#sana moodboard#light pink moodboard#pink moodboard#dark brown moodboard#brown moodboard#chocolate moodboard#coquette moodboard#dollete moodboard#coquette dollete#dollette moodboard#dollcore moodboard#doll moodboard#alternative moodboard#aesthetic moodboard#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del rey aesthetic#lana del rey moodboard#gg moodboard#blythe doll#vintage moodboard#kpop moodboard#angelic moodboard#angelcore moodboard#archive moodboard#dreamy moodboard#flower moodboard#visual archive#twice moodboard
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pushing my deblan propaganda on here again
#invincible#nolan grayson#debbie grayson#deblan#debbie x nolan#i love them so much guys so so much#they are my ‘do you think we are together in every universe?’#i hope hes crying screaming throwing up when he sees her again#begging to just be her friend again#and then they have sappy emotional angry sex about it#i love Debbie’s big chocolate eyes#and Nolan’s soul stealer eyes
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Dad always said I was like him
Meijack and Chilchuck Tims Dungeon Meshi, Ryoko Kui
^ 1: Moony moonless sky, Fatima Aamer Bilal / 2: Bug like an angel, Mitski / 3: Woodtangle, Mary Ruefle / 4: The Third Hour of the Night, Frank Bidart / 5 & 6: FROM THE MAKERS OF "TWO-MOM ENERGY DRINK," IT'S "LET YOUR FATHER DIE ENERGY DRINK,", Daniel Lavery & Cecilia Corrigan / 7: Batman: Year Three (1989) / 8 & 9 : FROM THE MAKERS OF […], Daniel Lavery & Cecilia Corrigan / 10: Wilt, CJ the X / 11: How Do We Forgive Our Fathers, Dick Lourie / 12: Milk and honey, Rupi Kaur / 13: And My Father's Love Was Nothing Next To God's Will, Amatullah Bourdon / 14: Moony moonless sky, Fatima Aamer Bilal / 15: Someday I’ll Love Ocean Vuong, Ocean Vuong / 16: untitled, Joan Tierney v 17: Drunk, The Living Tombstone / 18: unknown
When your father tried his best to provide for you but he worked all the time and even when he was home he was either tired or stressed and he’s always liked to get drunk to relax and cheer up. When you know he values work ethics and respectability so you grew up to be capable and quiet. And when he says you’re like him you’re sort of puzzled, does he really know you so little, or does he know himself so little? But you like the feeling of your father ruffling your hair so you accept it, and still you stand next to your mother just as silent and just as stoic as her during family gatherings. He leaves again and again and when your mother leaves him nothing changes, really. You wonder if it’s more telling that you know him better than he seems to himself or that you don’t know him as much as you wish you did, or that you don’t think about him all that much these days. Out of sight, out of mind. And he’s never really been there, even when he was there, after all.
#It’s ok they do get in touch again and he prob at least lives to 40#Alright I’m ready to be normal about chilchuck again#Spoilers#I guess?#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#meijack#chilchuck’s family#meijack chils#Web weaving#alcoholism#cw alcohol#webweave#A couple more i liked are like a rearview mirror we’re not as close as we appear line and this french one from#Kristina Gauthier-Landry that goes like hands full of trout running up to you / look what i caught look / how much you love me#And this other one about chocolate coins that a dad arriving from work in middle of the night gives the happy little daughter running up#And it’s so anticlimatic and about transactional relationships and oughh ough it’s a good book#I am Chil is a complex absentee father truther sorry. Idc go see my analyses if you want don’t argue w me here#posts for which i am the target audience#Oh oh another one : So were we close? Or was it just the big things that held us together and the small things that let us fall apart?#The word father rotted in my mouth#Bc it’s left there to rot get it get it………..#Sigh. Like father alike daughter#I’m a truther that she’s more like her mom demeanor wise
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Had a great bike ride this evening! Beautiful weather and it was along the river for most of the 38km. Time to water the garden and head to bed!
#me#i see rhubarb ready for picking#I want to make cake#but I still have so much chocolate zucchini loaf left
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Honka Bonka Wonkas
Willy Wonka is Ace and has purple eyes- Sorry, I don't make the rules. 💜
Completed - 22 February 2024
#Wonka#Willy Wonka#Gene Wilder#Johnny Depp#Timothée Chalamet#Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory#Charlie and the Chocolate Factory#Wonka Movie#WWatCF#CatCF#Honka Bonka Wonkas#did I actually just complete 3 full bodies in one night..?!#God I love him so much#kid!me would be so happy to see these..#This is for you- 9 year old me#Look at my 20-year-old obsession..#ilysm Mr Wonka#February#2024
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Three tipes of people on valentine's day
#i completely forgot that today is valentine's day oh welp i think its because the aro/ace silly me is here for only chocolate#happy valentines day for everyone !! hope u have a good day !!#i was first thinking to draw something with fashion and terumob but then started thinking of funny comics so here have this#teru loves valentine's day because he gets chocolate#i really wanna see how cheap i can get chocolate after valentine's day#ritsu getting as well a lot of home made cookies and chocolate but like what to do with so many sweets like he is thinking about health#nothingbizzare art#i am talking too much#hanazawa teruki#mob psycho 100#mob psycho fanart#shigeo kageyama#teruki hanazawa#ritsu kageyama#mp100#mp100 fanart#now i am tired to tag because i was so excited to talk aaaaaaaaaaaa#i need to talk with someone about mob psycho
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#mine#doctor who#dwedit#david tennant#catherine tate#my most dearest babies of all time#so there's an annual hot chocolate festival going on here#and today i went out into the cold for this croissant that had hot chocolate inside of it#it was very delicious#need to decide where i'm going next weekend for hot chocolate...#anyways i love the doctor and donna so much in case you weren't aware!!!! :D#good night friends~
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I’m literally drooling over the thought of sensitive Bucky whimpering and whining while fucking your tits and thighs he’s so pathetic and needy all he wants is to make you feel good and to fill you with his cum even if it overstimulates him
Okay, tit fucking is great and all but thigh fucking is SO underrated in my humble opinion. Could just be the fact I've got a small chest though lmao
It's so fun when you're already really into it and the insides of your thighs are all slick. I feel like Bucky would lose it, getting to see your face and look in your eyes and enjoy your body.
It's a nice one to do while laid on your side, facing each other. Although the angle isn't quite right for him to slip inside you, it's fun to explore the other ways your bodies can steal pleasure from one another.
"This isn't going to work, sweetheart." You can't help but laugh, having already tried everything you can think of to make the height difference work. There's no way to keep this romantic and intimate in that position because there's just no chance of aligning your bodies properly to allow him to press inside you.
"Maybe not. But it feels nice anyway." His eyes flutter shut, gliding his dick over the smooth, soft, warm insides of your thighs, encouraged by how slick and easy your arousal makes the movement.
You adjust yourself to bring your other thigh on top of his length, closing him in on both sides.
You're wet enough that friction doesn't impede his movement too much and there's something oddly romantic about it. Maybe it's his hand smoothing the back of your head or his other hand up your back, pulling your body closer to his.
It's so intimate, watching his face as he whines your name, rutting senselessly against your thighs. The little flush to his cheeks is beautiful and you can't resist kissing the thin sheen of sweat on his forehead. The thick duvet on top of you both, coupled with your combined body heat means the room is far hotter than you'd planned.
You take a second to reach between your bodies, spreading your wet folds and readjusting his length, letting him drag his cock against your neglected clit with each stroke and oh, that's pretty mind-blowing.
"O-oh my God." He whines, desperately fucking himself against your wet cunt, rather than into it. It's a different kind of pleasure to being inside you and while they're not comparable sensations, it doesn't stop this from feeling fantastic.
"Fuck, that's good." You groan, rolling your hips to meet his. Your fingers dip between you once more, gathering some of your slick arousal, using it to glide your fingertips over the underside of his shaft and over his balls.
"Holy shit, that's - fuck." Bucky's hardly got a coherent thought left in his head. He's closed in on both sides by your wet, soft thighs and now your fingers are giving him a different sensation underneath while pressing him against your soaked sex.
"I know, baby. Feels good, doesn't it?" Your fingertips trail lightly back and forth over the underside of his shaft, focusing on the inch or so beneath the tip.
"I can't... I need to cum." He groans, thrusting frantically, clinging to your body to keep you close. Within a few seconds, you feel his dick pulse under your fingertips, his cum coating the inside of your thighs in hot, thick, messy spurts.
He doesn't waste a second, kissing your forehead before kissing your neck and whispering "Good girl. Now let me watch you get yourself off with my cum on your fingertips."
#asks answered <3#becca writes spice#anon#needy!bucky#Bucky Barnes x reader smut#bucky barnes smut#sub!bucky#was this one something I've been fortunate enough to try? Absolutely.#and has it bounced around in my head ever since?? yep#I've got so many 💦sports asks#and I've been really hesitant to answer them bc I have people I know irl on here now#but honestly if my interests so far haven't freaked you out#those probably won't either#I made the best overnight oats last night I've been thinking about them all day#white chocolate chunks with raspberries and peanut butter#with oat milk#and I'm using that to distract me from the fact I'm locked out of my work emails and I can't do my Sunday evening email clear up#it's freaking me out that I can't get into them#that'll mean I have so much to do tomorrow morning#I'll probably lose my hour home on the train tomorrow trying to catch up#I love my hour to work and my hour home from work on the train#that's my me time#where I read my silly little book and chill
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Tim is the type to do convoluted tasks for no reason and because Kon knows his bestie/partner he has no other choice but to roll with it.
“Did you just scale the side of the house with two cups of hot chocolate in your hands?”
“I scaled the side of the house with two cups of hot chocolate in my hands.” Tim confirms, “it actually took two trips because I dropped a mug.”
#this dialogue has been rotating in my brain ever since I remembered it was in my notes app#Tim finally makes it up to the roof with hot chocolate stains on his shirt#Kon just laughs because he literally has TTK it would have made Tim’s life so much easier#kon el#conner kent#tim drake#timkon
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seasonally-shaped Reese’s superiority
#like the pumpkins and the trees and the eggs#they’re so much better I think it’s the peanut butter to chocolate ratio#me#stonerbellybabe
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once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)
#self insert#cross!sans#epic!sans#mblue art#cm#m rambles#(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine)#(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀)#(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍)#(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤)#campus au#(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo)#not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎#idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin#waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves#(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush)#(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis)#( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff)#( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much)#(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤)#(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND)#(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT)#( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge )#(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but)#(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨)#(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎)#(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys)#(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr)#anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee
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