#so monstro

[gummi-ships]

Worlds of Kingdom Hearts

[everythingcloudbutterflies]

The Substance (2024)

[fictionadventurer]

Still thinking about Disney's Pinocchio and living in fear that I may never see a movie that beautiful ever again.

[fricowico]

Morro e Asfalto!

~quem é da Vila não vacila

[can-i-use-ur-nuns-bog]

really minor detail in the substance but i think it really hammers home how much of a commodity elisabeth was to the tv network and how little any of them gave a shit about her as soon as she was no longer useful to them - the leaving present her boss gives her is wrapped in christmas wrapping paper. like, no one could even be bothered buying wrapping paper that fit the occasion. that, alongside the hints that it was a regift, really emphasises how little worth elisabeth had and exactly why she got addicted to becoming sue. she is the only part of her that anyone loves. even fred, who is probably the closest a character comes to caring about her as a person, is constantly referring to her celebrity status. you never see her with any friends or family. after being in a huge car crash, no one is there with her at the hospital. hell, even her other self just uses her. she is so isolated and the only connections that she has are dependant on her being young, thin, and beautiful.

and the tragedy is she herself perpetuates the cycle! even when she feels the effects of the beauty/fitness/anti-aging industry, she (as sue) jumps right back into the industry and peddles it to other women!! i watched this film with a lot of sympathy for her but the film also doesn't shy away from the fact that she is complicit in all this!

[idiaswifeey]

Anti-shifters, please DNI!!!

So, this prolly may count as a shitpost, but, seriously, do yall think I should script that Jackson Wang goes to NRC so I can attend *that* specific party? If yes, what dorm should I put him in?

[goldensunset]

u can just come over and play kh at my house :) no need to spend money i got it all already. come on. i'll make us snackies :)

YAAAAAAUYYYYYY

[jinxs-left-nipple]

Remember this???

Remember The binding of Isaac???

Well, I have. Come to curse yall.

With this wretched fckn thing I've done

Enjoy.

Monstero

[doegraham]

im thinking about how Hannibal was Il Monstro. The Ripper. always above or below "human." he was either unholy, sinful, or seemed elevated above human folly. then Will comes along, and Will is just painfully human. he knows humanity intimately, all of its sins and greatness, and was incredibly burdened by the knowledge. and suddenly Hannibal's Achilles heel is a man of raw humanity he (and others) so often saw him apart from.

[sydmarch]

i love spoilers sm and im also terrified of watching the substance, would u mind describing what monstro elizasue looks like?? im super curious I've only heard vague details!!

trying to answer this ask im thinking you've probably only heard vague details bcus monstro is pretty hard to accurately describe lmao but I'll try!

warning to anyone who doesn't love spoilers as much as anon my response totally spoils the last like ~20 mins of the movie

so there's a ton of extra eyes & random body parts where they don't belong like an arm sticking out of her back & multiple breasts. the original elisabeth's face is sticking out of the back of one of her shoulders with the mouth permanently open making this kind of choking noise. there's a lot of extra bulky fleshy bits with these kind of dark veins everywhere. she has just a few sparse strands of hair that we see her attempt to curl while getting ready for the new years show, & no ears so she just jams the backs of some earrings into the flesh on the sides of her head during that same scene. there's some weird kind of placenta thing that drags on the ground behind her when she walks & also this weird.. mouth? orifice? on her head that gives birth to a boob on an umbilical cord while she's on stage which I thought was one of the best parts of any of the monstro scenes lmao like "you want tits right? here's some fucking tits for you" absolutely incredible. also theres a kind of transformation after someone bashes her head in only another more fucked up head to grow out, and after the massive bloodbath when her arm gets ripped off her body basically collapses into bits on the sidewalk & elisabeth's face on what used to be the shoulder is just on the back of this fleshy blob that crawls off like some kind of fucked up sea creature or something

throwing this into the tags so others can chime in bcus I know there's gotta be things I'm forgetting to mention

[charleshyde]

Hooray more drawings of Jekyll and Hyde cause I'm addicted :)

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - Prankster's Paradise

[quarterdollar]

the substance doesn’t say anything that hasn’t been said a million times before and the writing is generally very heavy-handed and lame But the visual effects were insanely good. i think that’s the main appeal. they were so good that while i listened to the entire film i only viewed about half of it with my eyeballs. there is also an awesome monster at the end i’m a big fan of those

[the-mighty-glow-cloud]

watched the substance last night and. hoo boy. that was a TRIP (spoilers in tags)

[rraakkee]

doodled my favorite woman atm

[wanderestless]

this is me being soooooo bitchy but i'm so glad taika waititi (47) and rita ora (32) are dating

now that one of the internet's favourite Gentle Men™ is dating a much younger woman, it's going to be a lot funnier when the same kind of people try to treat any relationship with an age gap as a conclusive act of predation