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#tumblr polls#polls#Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of#subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then#the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look#at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something#..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common#feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way#of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point#so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter#so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective#maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run#away from me when they see me though gjhbj#In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone#kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away#and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands#stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )
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15 Questions Tag Game
If I do one tag game a day, maybe I can get caught up by the end of the summer! 😅
Thanks to @enne-uni whose post is here and @tabswrites whose post is here!
Rules: answer the questions below as yourself and/or your OC.
I've already answered for myself in an earlier post, so I'm going to quiz my two MCs from Good Slaves Never Break the Rules together.
1. Are you named after anyone?
Him: Um, I'll have to get back to you on that.
Her: My paternal grandfather was named Louis and my maternal grandfather was named Daniel, so I'm Louisa Danielle.
2. When was the last time you cried?
Him: I pretty much stopped crying around four or five. As a slave, you learn early on that crying won't help and usually only makes things worse.
Her: Five minutes ago when I dropped my phone.
3. Do you have kids?
Her. No.
Him: Oh, hell, no.
Her: But you're open to it someday, right?
Him: Uh, let's talk about this later.
4. Do you use sarcasm?
They both look at each other and laugh.
5. What's the first thing you notice about people?
Him: Whether they're a slave or not — that's kind of important. After that, I pay attention to the way they speak and carry themselves, and whether I think they can be trusted — or manipulated. If it comes to that!
Her: Their eyes. And whether they seem kind.
6. What's your eye color?
Him: I believe it was once described as "somewhere between amber and gold."
Her: Gray.
7. Scary movies or happy endings?
Him: Scary movies.
Her: Happy endings.
8. Any special talents?
Him: Where do I start? Science of course, but also languages, music, mechanics, computer coding, acting, rhetorical persuasion ...
Her: Oh come on, you're making me feel bad.
Him: Now I'll do yours. Compassion, courage, problem-solving, standing up for what's right ...
Her: I feel better now.
9. Where were you born?
Him: Luxembourg City.
Her: Phoenix, Arizona.
10. What are your hobbies?
Him: Piano, chess, reading — mostly about science, but I'm discovering literature isn't as pointless as I thought it was. Not like I ever have time for proper hobbies, anyway.
Her: Reading, crossword puzzles, traveling. and back when I could afford it, fashion and shopping.
11. Do you have any pets?
Him: Never, but I've always secretly wanted a dog.
Her: We used to have an English setter named Artemis. She was actually my brother's, but I loved her.
12. What sports do you play/have played?
Him: Growing up, I played football with some of the local kids. Real football, not that weird American football.
Her: Tennis, and I have a sailing certification, though I don't really have the head for knots and rigging. Daddy's been trying to drag me out onto the golf course since I could walk, but I told him I can hold out longer than he can.
13. How tall are you?
Him: 188 centimeters. That's 6'2" for you Americans.
Her: 5'6".
Him: That's 167 centimeters.
Her: Thanks for that.
Him: No problem.
14. Favorite subject in school?
Him: For the sake of this question, let's pretend I went to school. Chemistry, physics, and maths.
Her: English, biology, and French.
15. Dream job?
Him: Rocket scientist.
Her: Brain surgeon.
Both: We're not kidding!
Gently tagging:
@coffeexafterxmidnight @silverslipstream @rubywrite
@romanceandshenanigans Not sure you do tag games, but I'd love to get to know your MCs better if so!
Also OPEN TAG because I don't know who has and hasn't done this yet, or maybe they want to do it for a character they haven't done it for yet!
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15 OC Questions
1. Are you named after anyone?
JACQUES: Pretty much everyone in my family is named after someone else. One of my middle names, Salim, is after my grandfather, who died before I was born. VIVIENNE: I'm not named after anyone, but 'Vivienne' was the name my parents picked out to use if my older sibling was a girl.
2. When was the last time you cried?
JACQUES: I don't cry. VIVIENNE: That's not true. JACQUES: [emphatically] I don't cry. VIVIENNE: He cried at our wedding. JACQUES: I did not. VIVIENNE: He did. And when our son was born. JACQUES: She cries all the time. VIVIENNE: [laughs] I'm an emotional person.
3. Do you have kids?
JACQUES: Just one, but— VIVIENNE: I've got my hands full with baby Hugo! JACQUES: I'd like to have another baby. Or two. What do you think, darling? VIVIENNE: We'll see.
4. Do you use sarcasm?
VIVIENNE: That's not really my style... JACQUES: Nah, if she's being mean she just does it straight up. VIVIENNE: [laughs] Jacques! JACQUES: I love it, though. I wouldn't have it any other way.
5. What's the first thing you notice about people?
VIVIENNE: Oh, I don't know. Hair color? Eye color? You know, physical stuff. Things like that. JACQUES: I just try to size them up, if I could take them in a fight. VIVIENNE: [laughs] He's kidding. That's a joke. JACQUES: You don't know that.
6. What's your eye color?
JACQUES: We both have brown eyes. VIVIENNE: You're supposed to say my eyes are beautiful, babe. JACQUES: Her eyes are beautiful. VIVIENNE: Thank you.
7. Scary movies or happy endings?
VIVIENNE: I love happy endings. We both do. JACQUES: [nods] She hates being scared.
8. Any special talents?
VIVIENNE: Jacques is an internationally-ranked alpine skier. He won medals in all the youth divisions. JACQUES: She used to sing.
9. Where were you born?
JACQUES: I was born at Breizh Medical Center, same as all my siblings. It's a royal tradition. VIVIENNE: I was born at home, in Nordienne, on the west coast.
10. What are your hobbies?
VIVIENNE: Isn't this the same question as before? JACQUES: Yeah. I ski, she sings.
11. Have you any pets?
VIVIENNE: [laughs] I'll let him answer that. JACQUES: We just adopted a kitten. We named it Frank, before we realized it was a girl. VIVIENNE: Now her name is Frankie.
12. What sports do you play/have played?
VIVIENNE: Not many people know this, but I was a champion kickballer, back in the day. JACQUES: Nobody wants to hear about that. VIVIENNE: [laughs] JACQUES: I started focusing on my skiing career pretty young, but before that, I did all kinds of stuff. I was a really big hockey player, but my parents said it was too violent. So they made me switch to non-contact sports, like swimming and skiing. But I was always better at skiing, so.
13. How tall are you?
JACQUES: I'm 6'2'' (188 cm) VIVIENNE: People think I'm short, but I'm not. I'm 5'7'' (170 cm). [laughs] He's a giant, he makes me look short!
14. Favorite subject in school?
VIVIENNE: I loved school. I loved all of my classes, but if I had to pick a favorite...history, maybe? Or literature. I loved chemistry, too, but I think that the humanities were always my best subject. I loved calc, too, but— JACQUES: My favorite subject was gym.
15. Dream job?
JACQUES: Professional athlete. It still might happen. VIVIENNE: I'm living it, aren't I? It's hard to imagine doing anything else.
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author's note: Sorry for the slow response...it occurred to me I could do this in-character, so it had to wait until it made sense in the narrative! I was tagged by @nilonne, @trhor, @bridgeportbritt, and @ardeney-sims.
I tag anyone who hasn't had the chance but still wants to participate!
#armorica story#chapter 2#chapter 2 part 3#social media#character: jacques st. fleur#character: vivienne meijer
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Woke up feeling really excited for the day
Gender is why. I have been slumped and depressed for the last month. I had a panic attack 3x across December, January, and February. In that time I briefly and rapidly flipped between 'Non-binary He/They, He/they/she, and He'. Sometimes in the span of an hour or the day. I'd tried dressing up as a woman for the first time in 13ish years In mid-december and just... felt 'meh'?
I've had to sneak clothes into my house when I had been a teenager to take pictures of myself as a woman but never really connected with it. I had been really scrawny back then and it just felt interesting for a while but not forever and the allure wore off. Partly because every partner I had was obsessed with ME being manly and eventually becoming 'you aren't manly enough'. Which is why eventually my baseline for appearance became something that starts as masculine, but I want more I guess? Or wonder if there is more that I want?
My experiences dressing have always concluded with me realizing 'I'm not happy presenting this way, but now I know what I'm into'. So like.. Not a narcissistic view of beauty, but more hands-on learning of diversity?
I recently tried through the second half of last year to do: A full time Job, A part time job, 20 hours weekly of making tailored tiktok content, and acting classes for 4 hours a week, 3 hours weekly of training at the gym, and 1-2 hours walking everyday. It burnt me the hell out and led to the above panic attacks. Somewhere in all of that I went from 6'2"(That I had only barely achieved in the time leading up to it) to 6"0. I also had a nervous system lockout of heat(Couldn't feel heat for 12 hours), experienced symptoms commonly attributed to autism and ocd. There was a period where I couldn't lie without violently coughing. I knew I was unwell and eventually got diagnosed as bipolar and am finally in control of my life again. I had started the journey at 220 and gone down to 185, then after my mental collapse am now back at 200.
My goal (starting today)... is to 'almost' eliminate all of the fat on my body first, then bulk up until I "feel I can do/present with my body as I want from the inside" as a man,
THEN do two things!
I'll return to making the tailored tiktok videos(while stopping my part-time job) as Franky the Cyborg(who in my mind is Non-binary and maybe asexual?)
I'll also be going to conventions cosplaying as Franky the Cyborg/Joel from 'the last of us'/Other buff characters
AND going to conventions cosplaying as muscle mommys..
In summary: I hope to prove that Muscle > Gender is how my mind works, but I would not be surprised to find by the end of this and given the things I have outlined that I may see myself as either the muscle mommy or as Joel and just.. feel an inextricable and total pull to one or the other.
Inspo by: @lavenderkaye106 and @catboybiologist
Finally, I'm setting a soft goalpost for this at a year from next month.
I know I'll be putting on muscle, but since the goal is an aesthetic I see and enjoy I'm not sure what the lb # will be. So this will be interesting?
#gender stuff#burkhardclan#personal vent#bigender#muscle mommy#bodybuilder#cosplay#franky the cyborg#day 1#my gender is
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Which of the OT4…
is the best storyteller?
Smiles the most?
Has the most fashionable clothes?
Has a secret RP/Tumblr acc?
Is most likely to pee in the woods during a road trip?
Would be a classic Hollywood villain for Halloween?
Is the best hugger?
Would be your date to a wedding?
@dhampiravidi
Okay! Absolutely feel free to correct me / give your own opinions / etc. BUT:
Best Storyteller: Jayn! Cass tells stories sometimes, too, but she's found that she's better at lyrics and poetry kinda writing (I imagine, with the kiddos, she's more likely to make up silly songs to get them to remember things or just for fun). But I feel like Jayn does the best actual story telling for sure! (Though Pogue does absolutely silly, almost nonsensical, stories sometimes~)
Smiles The Most: Cass! She's really good at smiling despite almost anything. I also think she's just easily amused and generally tries to keep a happy demeanor <3
Has the most fashionable clothes: That one's hard. I actually don't know... ^^; I don't think it'd be Cass- she doesn't care at all about what's in fashion, she just likes to wear things that are comfy or that she thinks look cool. I think Pogue is kind of the same way- he could afford to be fashionable, but he just wears what he likes and what's comfy (and, also, what he feels he looks good in). Though I can see him accidentally being pretty fashionable xD
Has a secret RP/Tumblr account: Both Cass and Jayn. And they're mutuals who read each others fanfics and leave comments on them and such... they just don't know they're each other xD Cass would 10000000% rp too, probably in a bunch of different fandoms. So if Jayn does, too, I can even see them crossing paths in rp without knowing it.
Is most likely to pee in the woods during a road trip: POGUE. I don't think I have to explain this, to me it's obviously Pogue xD Cass is gonna hold it until she can get to an actual restroom of some sort unless she has NO choice xD
Would be a classic Hollywood villain for Halloween: Hmm... I dunno about this one, honestly. I think I could see any of them doing it, especially on what you consider a "classic Hollywood villain". But PLEASE tell me your thoughts on this! I wanna know!
Is the best hugger: Cass gives the most hugs, but I feel like Caleb gives the best hugs. I just feel like his hugs are really warm and, also, he's 6'2" meaning he's about a foot taller than both of the girls so when he hugs them, he practically engulfs them completely xD (Maybe I'm also biased because we've discussed that Caleb is the only one in the group who is strictly a dom and that correlates to him being a good hugger in my head for some reason xD) I dunno about your thoughts on Jayn's hugging- but I feel like Pogue gives good hugs, don't get me wrong! But he gives a lot of side hugs, ya know? Like, the kind where he wraps one arm around someone's waist and pulls them kind of against his side. Also- I feel like there's a bit of awkwardness occasionally because his parents didn't hug him a lot as a kid, and his dad basically never did, especially not after he was, like, 5 or 6. So once he and Caleb start being more coupley, I feel like he's really awkward about physical contact with Caleb, even more casual stuff that he was fine with before. At least for a little while, anyway.
Would be your date to a wedding: Mine? Oh gosh, it'd depend on whose wedding! I'm out to some of my family and, generally, I prefer dating girls over guys, so probably Jayn or Cass if it's a wedding for anyone who already knows how not-straight I am. I'd lean towards Jayn because, as much as I love Cass, I feel like it'd be extra fun to go with Jayn <3 But if I had to go to the wedding of a more conservative family member or something who doesn't know that I'm pan (because I have some very religious family members...) then I'd take Caleb over Pogue. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to take Pogue... but I feel like Caleb would be better suited to the situation. I think he's polite and he's a good conversationalist. Pogue has long hair, too, and I know a couple family members who would make shitty comments about it wrapped in, like, the guise of a "joke" and I wouldn't want to subject him to that. But Caleb would be the kind of guy they wouldn't even think twice about except to say that he seems nice, or smart, or that he's handsome. So it wouldn't draw any unwanted attention. Also- going back to Jayn, I feel like she'd help me come up with an excuse to get out of there earlier if things got uncomfortable because I get high stressed at large social gatherings (which is why I'm not looking forward to Christmas ^^;). And Caleb would be able to handle it if I had a minor panic attack from not having a moment to get away from other people for long enough. I think he could cover conversation for us both pretty well so I could be quiet if I was overstimulated xD So, yeah! Jayn or Caleb! Jayn for a wedding I'd feel more comfy at, Caleb for one that I'd be more anxious about attending~ (Alternately, if you meant it as who would Cass take- she'd take all 3 of them and introduce all of them as her date and when people laughed about it or didn't take her seriously, she'd be like "No. Really. These are my boyfriends and my girlfriend and we're all dating / married" like... if they have a problem with it, that's on them xD Though if she only had a plus one and none of the others were invited so they couldn't all go, she'd chose whoever wanted to go, and if more than one wanted to, then it'd come down to whoever had the day off or could get it off most easily or they'd have to do a little rock-paper-scissors to decide~)
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Winter Whumperland Day 2: Krampus (Sensory Overload)
Fandom: The Batch Batch
Summary: Hunter is sent to meet the leader of a cartel so they could take the cartel down. However the meeting place was one of the city's most popular bars and well, Hunter doesn't do well in crowds.
Hunter wasn't ready. He hadn't expected to be told to meet such a prominent cartel member at such a bright bar. It was crowded, people bumping into each other on the dance floor and a million different conversations happening all at oncs.
Every now and again the batch would be assigned to more civil cases. Most of the time the other party would agree to help in the war effort if someone helped them in a civil dispute.
This time, a wide spread drug cartel was getting out of hand on a back world planet. Hunter had been instructed to meet with the owner of the cartel with a deal that was too good to refuse. The rest of the batch was to hold onto the fake drugs the Republic had been trusted with.
When the man walked into the bar, Hunter almost wasn't sure it was him. He was a human and stood at about 6'2. He had a tan completion. His hair was short and a dark shade of brown and he wore a very put together outfit consisting of some black dress pants and a lavender vest with a loose, but nice fitting, black jacket. He had a matching lavender pocket square and pocket watch.
Hunter sighed. He knew this man would be a piece of work. He seemed impossibly nice as he walked towards him. "You must be Hunter, right?" His voice was smooth.
"Depends, who's asking?"
The man chuckled. "You're tense. Henry is asking." He sat down and waved over a waiter. "I'll have a dry martini and get my friend here a dark and stormy."
Hunter tried to listen around him. It was so loud. Not that he wasn't used to loud, but this kind? This kind of loud was new. There were women screaming as 'thier song's came on. There were pushy men asking those same women to go home with them.
Drinks clicked as some group in a corner were celebrating an engagement. Henry was talking up the wayter, trying to talk hims way out of paying his tab that day. The bright lights hurt Hunter's eyes. They changed from color to color without a pattern or a warning.
And it was loud. To loud. The clone couldn't think. The bar smelled so strongly of alcohol and of cheap perfume. It was overpowering. Focusing felt almost impossible.
"Look at that woman. I need to feel her up and soon." Some man said.
"Ahhh! Girl! Give him a chance! He is so into you!" Someone said. "
Drinks clicked and one glass shattered. "I knew you'd been fucking her! That it I'm leaving!" "Baby please!"
"Hey girl, wanna dance?"
Loud music drowned out most of these conversations to everyone else. But not Hunter. He listened to every crude comment some man made about the women at the bar. He hears every bit of drama and every happy memory.
It was overwhelming. He physically shook his head slightly to try to clear him mind. "Something in your mind?" Henry asked. He took Hunter's hand and handed him his drink. "We can talk about the deal later. Now, we drink!"
Hunter took a sip of the drink. Not his style. He wasn't supposed to drink anyway. It didn't take long before Henry was done with his first drink. "We need to talk about the deal. That's what I'm here for" Hunter pushed.
"Come on Hunter, relax. Our deal will be made but let's take some time. Maybe I'd like to know you a bit first. Where's your family from?"
"Here."
"Oh? Never got to get off this rock."
"Nope."
"Well mine are from Coruscant but that just seems boring now."
"You know me, let's get this deal done."
"Not so fast, let's dance maybe you'll meet a girl, or guy, if you swing that way." Before Hunter could fully comprehend what he said or disagree, Henry had pulled him onto the dance floor.
'Kriff.' Hunter tried to go back to the table. He tried to avoid everyone. It was already too bright and too loud. Now the smell was harsher and now there were bodies in the equation. And he couldn't have his armor.
Normal clothes weren't bad but when there are people all around you, armor would have made Hunter more comfortable. Instead he was in nicer black pants and red shirt with a less nice black shirt. It was hot so he had put his hair into a half up bun.
Someone bumped into him and their drink spilled slightly onto his sleeve. A loud Twi'lek girl yelled "sorry" and kept dancing with her friend. The drink was sticky, making the jacket cling to his arm a little.
That was it. Everything was too much. The lights were too bright, the smell too strong, the people who kept touching him, the sticky drink on his sleeve, and the noise. The noise was the worst part. It was too loud, it was to fucking loud.
The man needed a way out. He couldn't breathe. There was too much. The thought of the mission pressed in his mind. Hunter needed to find a way back to the table. He looked around at the sea of being, all having a good time.
Henry danced with some girl. He noticed that Hunter looked lost and excused himself. "Hey buddy!" Hunter jumped then looked at him. "Why don't you come chat this girl up?! Maybe she'll even let ya-"
"The deal. Now." Hunter's voice was shaking but his tone was stern.
"What are you, afraid of fun?" Henry chuckled. "You seem nervous." His voice dropped. "Something you're not saying?"
"Come to the table and find out."
Henry smirked. "You know how to get attention." He flowers Hunter to the table.
When they arrived, the clone wanted to sink into the chair and hide. Instead he sighed and sat down. "It's getting late. Take this seriously."
"Okay okay, but what is your problem?"
Hunter wayed his opinions. He had to give him an answer. "I don't do crowds. Too many people."
"You know, we can leave. I'll take you back to my place and-"
"No. We finish this here. Do you want the drugs or not?" Hunter kept his head tilted down. He looked back up and watched as Henry looked around.
"Alright, let's seal this deal. You have the stuff around or?"
"My guys are just waiting for my word." Hunter stood but was pulled back into his seat.
"If I learn this is a set up, so help me you will never see the light of day again. I won't kill you but you'll wish I had. It would be a shame, you're hot." Hunter pulled out of his the man's grasp.
"Don't do that again." Henry stood and smiled.
The music got louder as a voice came over the speakers. It said something about happy hour starting. Before Hunter could think to stop himself he slammed his hands over his ears. The lights changed more frequently and the occupants of the bar got louder.
"Let's get out of here." Henry grabbed Hunter's hand and led him out of the bar. It took being outside and a few feet away from the bar before the clone even realized he was outside.
Hunter felt stupid. How could he let the enemy drag him out of the bar like that? How could he be so overwhelmed by something so simple as a bar? He was a soldier, a crowded bar should be nothing.
"Where are your buddies? I'll get my girl to bring your money. You really can't stand crowds can you?"
"They'll be here and no, I can't."
"Well you know what, that's fine. Not like you need to be around them anyway. Hey, let's wait over here."
Hunter listened to his surroundings before walking over to the corner the man led him to. Now they wait.
#winter whumperland 2023#winter whumperland#winterwhumperland2023#star wars#whump#star wars whump#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#hunter the bad batch#hunter tbb#hunter whump#hunter bad batch#bars#bar#sensory overload#krampus#oc
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personal q/tag game
used to love seeing these things going on & wanted to Participate but never did,,
stolen from @cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga
1. are you named after anyone?
- sort of! my first name isnt but my middle name was sorta inspired by an MTG character
2. do you have kids?
-for the longest time I've been super against the concept bc I'm. not good with kids. but been thinkin a little lately that once I'm financially stable and have enough space I may consider adopting an older kid,, in like a decade maybe.
3. do you use sarcasm a lot?
-yes and no, I do a lot when I'm at work and pretending to be a CisHet but with friends I want to try to be more genuine, y'know?
4. when is the last time you cried?
-couple days ago, had a Mental Illness Moment & went into a bit of a depressive spiral. it be like that sometimes.
5. what is the first thing you notice about other people
-uhhhh
I dont know??? I don't pay attention,,, probably if they look queer
6. eye colour?
-green? blue? can never tell. something like that.
7. what sports have you played?
-i am not an athletic girlie, sports isn't my jam
8. any special talents?
- I'm cute (◕ᴗ◕✿)
9. where were you born?
-in a hospital bout 20mims away from where I live now (Alberta, Canada)
10. scary movies or happy endings?
scary movies activates Brain Paranoia and then I won't be okay for like a week after. happy endings wins, but I also really like some things that don't have happy endings
11. do you have any pets?
- i've my kitty baby bastard Priscilla, and a ball python named fiona
12. how tall are you?
6'2/188cm. too tall I need to be smaller so I can be peak cute
13. what are your hobbies?
girl have u looked at my blog I'm big nerd ;3
I like warhammer 40k, building gunpla, magic the gathering, 3d printing, vibeo gayming, watching anime,, there's more but idont rember rn
14. favourite subject in school?
-anything that requires direct memorization and regurgitation of information, bc that's easy for me so it means I can sleep in class.
15. dream job?
- I ruined the chance I had at it, but I'd really like to be a housewife
I don't think I know anyone that'd be interested in smth like this so imma just post it & if someone wanna pick it up & fill it out & keep question game goin then they're free to
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This is a vent post that I can't really post anywhere else. Feel free to ignore, no tags.
I posted a meme on my insta story that was like plan A is to find the right girl, settle down, and live a happy life. Plan B is to build a really fast car/motorcycle and die in a really cool fashion. Something along those lines. I wrote in text "this is a joke" so no one messaged me like hey you good!? It's been 5 months since we broke up. So I feel like we should all be moving along.
Hours later on my ex's story she posted a meme that's like gimme a 6'2 tall man with a beard and thatll solve my problems.(this is me) And she wrote in text "oh no, my type only causes me pain haha" She's only dated one guy with a beard by her own accounts, again me.
I've unfollowed. But just to vent. Ya petty and its not cute. She was very passive aggressive during our breakdown and the months that followed and thats my least favorite trait. I'd rather be yelled at because at least I'd know how you really feel. Gahhh.
And vent complete. Back to my regularly scheduled Friday. Water off a ducks back.
It's so freaking nice outside today. I'm glad I went out for lunch, so sunny. Caps and Habs tonight. Gonna be colder this weekend so maybe a late afternoon hike rather than an early morning hike haha.
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Was thinking about this while at work but: Rick dies at Corto Maltese. Dubois still gets you all your freedom. Then you all (Dubois, Harley, Cleo, you) go to one of Harley’s safehouses to process and…. That night you wake up to find Rick there. As a ghost. Haunting you much as he’d rather not (knowing its hurting you) cos you guys never got to have a “happy ending”, whatever that would have meant for you both. Cue Harley and Cleo making it their mission to fix shit and Dubois is just kind of along for the ride as the Exhausted Dad of the group.
"We really gonna do this?" DuBois grumbles. "You know I liked Flag as much as the next person, but this is some real-time shit."
Harley rolls her eyes. "Don't be a lil scaredy-cat."
"I'd say talkin' to some voodoo priest is pretty fucked, Quinn."
Cleo beams that dreamy, soft-pressed smile. "It's a worthy cause. I don't mind dying for love."
"I sure as hell do."
"Please," Harley snorts. "We're not gonna die. Maimed? Maybe. I'm kind of sure the payment is gonna be either an organ or a body part."
DuBois gapes at her. "It's not even our relationship."
"Well - we can't very well ask her to join. She's gone all catatonic in the bedroom."
It's true. You had. You'd crawled your way through the rubble until you found his body and that's where Harley found you - curled around him - cheek pressed to his blood-soaked chest.
"We've gotta go, hun," Harley murmured - feeling her own throat tighten.
"Not without him," you pleaded. "Not without him."
And who was Harley to refuse you. She understood - in her cracked out, acid-dripping, candy-coated brain - she understood.
So she helped you carry all 6'2 of him back to their safehouse. He was dead and you were a teeny bit dead yourself. Nanaue helped lift his hulking corpse onto a threadbare mattress and you had joined him. You'd been pressed to him for two days and he was starting to turn all milky - like froth and green.
"This is a suicide mission for a dead man," DuBois moans as he drops into a chair.
"Keyword right there, doc," Harley quips.
"We owe it to Rick," Cleo adds as Sebastian twitches in agreement.
"You knew him for - what - five minutes?" DuBois snaps and Cleo gives him one of those exhausted expressions like she's trying to coddle a screaming toddler.
"I knew you only a little longer," she points out and DuBois finds himself at a dead-fucking-end.
"Fine," he growls. "Fine."
"Good!" Harley claps her hands together before snatching up her Jesus Christ-blessed javelin. "We gotta act quick because Ricky is starting to go bad and we need him somewhat fresh if our Voodoo contact is gonna work his magic."
"That's disgusting."
"Well, I didn't make the freakin rules, Milton."
"That's not my damn name and you know it."
"Whatever, BadSport."
"Bloodsport!"
Nanaue grunts from the corner. "Nom Nom?"
"We'll pick up breakfast sandwiches on the way!"
#rick flag x reader#rick flag imagine#dcu fanfiction#harley quinn#harley quinn imagine#the suicide squad spoilers#the suicide squad#CRACK FIC
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ok so this is apparently controversial in itself, but how tall do you think nagito is? everyone seems to have a different opinion lmao
i (personally) think he's canonically 5'9, but i like to hc him as a little taller, like maybe 6' or 6'2 just bc i like taller guys lmao
I'm kinda very canon orthodox and think that he's 180cm (about 5ft11in) 👉👈 although apparently he didn't grow at all from 15-18 y/o (sdr2 -> drae) which doesn't make sense to me, so I'd say he'd be taller in future arc, 6ft+ sounds plausible... But i do imagine him being slightly more underweight? I think he should be a stick :D
(Also I'm so happy peeps are sending me these pls send me more thoughts about Nagito T_T thank you)
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2, 3, 5, 8, 10, 11, 14, 20, 26, 33, 37, 39, 40, 41, 47, and 54. sorry for so much im invested in my mutuals ocs. also I had to write this twice bc my phone hates me. also for Cain as Cain OC solidarity (had TWO ocs named cain)
oh wow. questions!! :D
everything is under the readmore cus wow theres a lot
2. Gender Identity:
Cain never got the chance to explore his gender or sexuality up until he meets Lee in his like. I wanna say early mid 20's to early 30's? I don't think I ever specified how old the two were
Information you didn't ask for aside, cain is a bigender man and uses he/him and she/her [: contradictory labels my beloved
3. Orientation and relationship status:
She'd gay and ends up dating Lee after a lot of drama and denial. Begrudging allies to lovers my beloved trope
5. Height and body type:
Cain is 6'2-6'3, one of those two it's hard to tell. He's fit! Like a mix between gymbro style fit and someone who actually uses their strength fit; it's for his job
8. Weapon of choice:
Gun. Don't ask me to be specific I'm not a gun person. He has a gun, multiple actually, and she will use
10. Do they have any markings, piercings or scars?
Probably a lot of scars because of the nature of her job, but other than that nope. Better to not have any identifying features y'know?
11. Do they have any notable features?
Nope 😔 Cain is fully human
14. Can they cook? Can they bake?
He knows how to cook basic meals and can bake stuff from the mix boxes. She's mostly just eating stuff profession chefs cooked or cereal
20. Clothing / Aesthetic?
While at his job he wears professional business clothes. You know the look, we all know it. Button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, no tie, slacks and boots that don't go with the professional vibe but she wears them anyway.
When not at work she dresses casually. T-shirt or hoodie and either sweatpants or loose jeans
26. Guilty pleasure?
Liking men. /j /j /j
I'd probably have to say breaking someones nose. He's a little fucked up
33. How have they changed over time?
For a lot of his life he stayed a pushover; even after getting tougher later on.
He was a nervous kid who didn't want to lose friends and ended up hanging out with a bunch of homophobes as a result of being too scared to speak up. She eventually gets the courage to drop those friends, though! Not before ruining everything with Lee.
( The two were friends when they were younger but got cut off after Cain reacted badly to Lee coming out )
In current day, Cain tries to play the silent angry stoic type, but he's secretly still anxious and has some Issues.
She's been seeing a therapist and a mandatory thing for her job, so she is getting some help, too!
37. Do they have any phobias?
I don't think I ever came up with any before, so I'm going to say no. Saying gay people is too low hanging of a fruit
39. Your character walks into a cafe. What do they order?
Either like. Eight shots of espresso or water. No in between. She's very bland sometimes ( which Lee very much let's her know )
40. What time do they go to bed, usually?
He most often goes to bed around 5 to 7am and them has to wake up at 10am. She's on a rough schedule
41. What's their morning routine like?
Get up, shower, get dressed, eat and get a coffee, brush teeth and then head to work. Basic routine, nothing special
47. What was their biggest turning point?
Meeting Lee again and getting assigned to look after him. Despite being a dumbass, Lee is actually emotionally intelligent and helped Cain out with some stuff.
Lee didn't hold a grudge years later and helped Cain through her internalized queerphobia [: happy ending!
54. What does your character want? What fo they need?
Men. /j
A shoulder to lean on and maybe even to cry on. Support, basically. He really wants someone he can be close and vulnerable with, even if he's scared of that
Woo all the questions done [:
#thank you for asking a million questions#i am EEEEEE#talking abt my ocs [: they r so so silly#i love rambling at oh fuck its 430am.#...#oops#its a friday whatever#asks & answers#jonny!!#wallace says shit
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Ooo, a tag game! I feel pretty and witty and gay!
1. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
While I don't think my first name is from anyone in my family, I have inherited my great-grandfather's name as my middle name.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Despite being quite the emotional deep down, last time I genuinely cried instead of just tearing up had to be after a rough visit and time in December.
3. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Even if I was say, 5 years older and in a stable space to raise a child, I've kinda gone against having a kid except for maybe adoption.
4. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Kinda, but it's drowned out by my habit of playfully teasing my friends. :3c
5. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED?
Unless you want to include marching band as a sport (which it should if not), I've done swimming and bowling as lowkey competitions.
6. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE?
I think besides regular human features, voices are an instant perk-up for me.
7. WHAT'S YOUR EYE COLOR?
Mine's a regular ol' brown with a hint of hazel peeking through.
8. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
How cruel to have the girlies fight like this! But to be fair, I find myself a sucker for those ambiguous/bittersweet endings more times than I can even think, so I guess you can make my answer for me.
9. ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
I'd like to think myself a decently competent voice actor/impression, although I have nothing to show for it now.
10. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
In the crumbling late stage capitalist hell called the US of A, but more specifically in the relatively pretty (and rust-belty) state of Michigan.
11. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?
Trust me, I'm also internally cringing when I say mostly "gaming", but I do take moments out of my day either to browse wikipedia and wikias for assorted information or watching videos based around history and mysterys and history mysteries.
12. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
Been a long time cat owner! The two I own now are Minx, a Maine Coon, and Khalia, a Tortoise Shell Mix.
13. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
Like the broken record I usually am when it comes to this question, I was 6'1"-6'2" last I measured, but it has been a while since then so I don't know how much I've probably grown or shrunk since then.
14. FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
When I attended, I was one of those misbegotten freaks that enjoyed math class on top of reading. The history interest came only later after high school.
15. DREAM JOB?
Oh boy, that is the golden question I've been sleepless for so long over. In the case that I thought the market wasn't already sink-or-swim as it was, I'd go for my childhood wish of actor or VA. Besides that, historian and perhaps architect have also places in my mind.
Come get yer tags! While they're fresh 'n hot!
@goldenhydreigon47 @basilletheprecious @tranziskool @jovibee @monitorchakas @hebbic @zekezamboni
tagged by @cairenes thank u silky for the tag <33
1. Are you named after anyone?
no
2. When was the last time you cried?
6 days ago because of sensory hell 😻
3. Do you have kids?
my adopted underclassmen yes
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
yea, from time to time
5. What sports do you play/have you played?f
i used to play soccer and basketball, the only sports i still continue are taekwondo and boxing
6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people?
their face tbh, also any distinct clothes or makeup
7. What’s your eye colour?
dark brown
8. Scary movies or happy endings?
scary movies with happy endings 😋
9. Any special talents?
i have hypermobility syndrome so i can bend most of joints in weird ways, cool party trick lol
10. Where were you born?
florida 🧍🏾♀️
11. What are your hobbies?
wikipedia rabbit holes, annoying my friends, cooking/baking, lifting, boxing
12. Do you have any pets?
no :(
13. How tall are you?
5'3.5 inches/163ish cm
14. Favorite subject in school?
i loveddd comparative government but i alr know the history classes im taking next year will take the spot. also latin bc i've been doing it for 5 years now
15. Dream job?
history teacher omg. would def do it if the working conditions in the states werent shit
tagging @that-one-queer-poc @httpghostface @bathtublawyer @swaggypsyduck and anyone else !!!
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May I ask for a matchup? I'm female, and I'm a bit chubby and short. I'm pretty easy to make blush, just compliment me and you've done it.
I like to draw, make video games, and write, but I'm willing to try out anything (like sewing and knitting) if I have nothing else to do. I get nervous in public and usually stick really close to the people I like and trust when I'm in public. I get scared easily and I can be pretty sensitive when it comes to what people say about me. I don't respond well to any form of physical touch by surprise, but I usually adore hugs and cuddles as long as I'm not caught off guard.
I have a bunch of scars all over me because I don't really heal, so I'd like it if they don't really judge me for it. Once I'm used to someone I tend to act more silly around them. I love having stress balls (but I accidentally break them too often-), plushies, or any type of weird pillow I can find.
I like anything soft, this isn't too important, and I'm not really sure why I've mentioned it. Sometimes I get tired of people every so often and I need to be alone, so I'm hoping whoever I get will be fine with that. Of course, once I'm done I'll probably go back to clinging to them unless they don't want me to.
I have a bit of a dark sense of humor, even though I'm pretty big on Justice and people getting what they deserve. Talking to me is just me being awkward, then ranting about science and theories I think are cool, then me being silly, and then, finally, me shitposting. I don't respond well to yelling, and it can scare me a lot.
One more thing before I end up accidentally telling you my life story, since you basically already know everything about me now. I love buying and making the people I care about gifts or little text adventure games. I'll do this randomly, so there's usually no reason for it. Sorry, I said way too much.
After thinking for a little bit, I decided to give you ... Lady (Undertale Snowdin Shopkeeper)! Here are a few reasons why. First of all, if you are looking for someone who is very understanding of your need to be alone, or to cuddle, she is the perfect person for that. Lady will always make sure that you are comfortable, and will never push you out of your comfort zone. Chances are that she will most likely just try her best to make sure that others don’t make you uncomfortable either.
Lady is very cuddly, meaning that you can get as much physical affection out of her as you want. There is no limit at all. And, to add to it all, Lady is very soft, because of her fur.
Lady is very motherly and caring, so she would help you around with chores, and would always prepare you some delicious meal. She’s also the first one to reassure you about your scars, saying that she doesn’t mind them one little bit and that whoever says they aren’t pretty, they are lying.
Lady is the perfect person to listen to your scientific talks. As she is a mother, she is used to listening to stories and acting interested. Of course, sometimes she is interested, but most of the time, she just doesn’t understand what you are talking about.
* Their age: human age: 1781 years old, monster age: 37 years old
* Their height: 6'2 feet
* Their yandere type: Manipulative yandere
* Their dere type: Deredere
* Their Sexuality: Cisgender female Bicurious Panromantic
A . How would they show their love and affection? How intense would it get? - Lady is the type that shows her affection through physical things or making stuff. Lady would either hug you, cuddle you, kiss you, and other things like that, or she would make your delicious breakfast and would help you out as much as possible.
B. What type of future are they planning with their lover? - Lady dreams of getting married to you one day, maybe even having one or two more children. She already has three children, but she wouldn’t mind having a few more with you too. She wants to feel like you all are a family. She wants to be happy with you.
C. What is the scariest moment with them? - The moment that Lady made sure to poison someone that has been harassing you, through laced cigarettes from her shop. Honestly, it’s a surprise that no one ever found out, but one thing was for sure. She wasn’t someone to play with.
D. How do they usually act with their lover? - Lady is very motherly and sweet. There is not one moment when she isn’t out there, trying her best to make her lover feel better. She will always clean the house for you, and try to spend time with you if you want. She might even start conversations about your favorite topics.
E. How would they court their lover before? - Lady would make sure to become someone who you can depend on. The moment that Lady is sure that you feel comfortable around her, she would slowly start romancing you, trying to act like she is the perfect person for you, before asking you out.
F. What's their favorite memory/thing in the relationship? - The moment that you first met her children. The moment was so sweet, and to this moment, she can’t forget when her four favorite people finally met and were getting so well along, like a true family.
#yandere undertale imagines#yandere imagines#undertale imagines#yandere match up#match up#yandere#undertale#snowdin shopkeeper#yandere undertale#undertale snowdin shopkeeper#yandere snowdin shopkeeper#yandere undertale snowdin shopkeeper
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Agin, just reblogging because Tumblr hates me.
Obviously tagged by @all-ringils-blazing
1. Are you named after anyone?
Mmmaybe. Not sharing who though. I'll just say it's a character in a book.
2. Last time you cried?
Probably not too long ago, probably not too recently
3. Do you have kids?
Dudes. I'm only 20. And single. I really hope I don't.
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Sarcasm? What's that? Never heard of it.
5. What's the first thing you notice about people?
They're more attractive than me
6. What's your eye colour?
Greenish-blueish kinda shade. Not 100% sure myself.
7. Scary movie or happy ending?
Who says scary movies don't have happy endings?
And that being said, happy endings are great so long as they're not forced. *side-eyes romcoms*
8. Any special talents?
I'm not allergic to anything?
Never been stung?
Never broken a bone or sprained anything?
...Luck. My special talent is luck.
Or being sheltered. One of the two.
9. Where were you born?
In a hospital.
10. Hobbies?
Too many. Guitar, video games, Lego, art, tabletops, knitting, hockey, historical reenactment, etc.
11. Do you have any pets?
Technically yes, technically no. I've recently moved, and my landlords have pets. I don't personally have any pets anymore.
12. What sports have you played?
Aside from in phys ed in school? None, really.
Marching band is a sport.
13. How tall are you?
~6'2"/~188 cm
14. Favourite subjects?
Lunch Maths, languages
15. Dream job?
None. I'd love to be independently wealthy. Maybe let my hobbies pay for me.
Tags: @leftymasterrace @llgoatcheesell @comicsanspuns @thereadingaddic7 @saltyowen @alexonyx64 @viisc @really anyone else who wants to
15 Questions, 15 Mutuals
I was tagged by my special friend @awkwardalbatros
Thaaaank you dear !!!! 👌
1. Are you named after anyone?
Yeah, I have my grandmother’s name.
2. Last time you cried?
Some days ago.
3. Do you have kids?
Obviously no and I am not 100% sure if I want any but we will see.
4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
“Do you use sarcasm a lot ???”😒😒😒
5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?
I think their hair and their outfit ??????
6. What’s your eye colour?
Light brown.
7. Scary movie or happy ending?
Happy ending, let’s have some optimism at least in movies.
8. Any special talents?
They are too special and they hide (Though I think I’m good at making desserts and playing the guitar even if I have left it and havent practiced for centuries ????)
9. Where were you born?
Athens, Greece.
10. Hobbies?
Listening to music and imagining shit, playing the guitar (whenever I’m in the mood at least), going for long walks by myself.
11. Do you have any pets?
…..deep breath…..
2 months ago I lost my dog, Leo. He was someone I loved more than myself, I dare to say more than anything and anyone around me. I miss him every single day. A few days ago we adopted a puppy which was found abandoned with her other siblings. We call her Freya. I really wish that I am gonna love her like I loved him because her presence makes me feel even more depressed as every small and simple thing she does reminds me of my beloved boy. Even though I believed her coming would make me feel better, unfortunately it doesn’t. But I only need time. And she is a dog. I never found it hard to love a dog. I love every dog on this planet. So yeah. Time.
12. What sports have you played?
Sports? Is it edible?
13. How tall are you?
Around 1.72 ????
14. Favourite subjects in school?
Biology all the way.
15. Dream job?
….deep breath number 2…..
(I wanna be a Witcher) Something around music would be amazing but not on a …special position like, a world famous singer (hahahaha I have a terrible voice even though long ago I believed I could be a good one if I tried and practice cause I own a deep voice for a woman 😂) or a top guitarist (even though I believed…..ok I have to stop believing right now…), everybody knows that careers like that are difficult to happen and succeed, it needs work and plenty of luck. Maybe a sound engineer or a radio producer would be cool. But, closer to reality, a pastry chef ?? I seriously hate my major of studying but I would like to work on renewable sources of energy or biomedical engineering, I don’t know. I would never say no to becoming a barista too even though the money is not that good.
Tagging?
@theslumberofthebeast @mikroeinaitomatisou @lovely-ely @emperor-draygon @raspberrrrysoda @underworld-priest @the-music-dork @angelusxardere @kittyinhighheels @silent-calling @ace-bi-says-hi @mochibat @arnoediad @killinguwithumbrellas
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