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You're a terrible friend.
okay fuck you too ig 💀
#anon what r u on...#if this is abt the ritual it's not MY fault quinn is a pushover 🤷♀️#nothing bad's happened YET#so literally fuck off lmao#also sorry quinn if u see this luv uu
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Some bonus art, I initially started making this in a totally different art style but changed my mind about halfway through lmao, here are the parts I finished
#edit: terfs fuck off#this is literally about people like you#flashing#pulsing light#eye strain#(only under the read more cut)#art#comic#colored pencil#Illustration#I realized like halfway through making this that this is just the leopards eating peoples faces party joke lmao#im glad i abandoned that original art style bc the way it gets compressed when converted to a gif is so bad 😩#actual reason i abandoned the original style was it was taking super long#especially if i wanted it to actually look good#but i still liked how it came out so i wanted to post it anyway lol
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
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#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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Ai art?
Are you fucking joking?
Sorry, no, it is not and I find it so disrespectful you would even think to ask that. I have not and will NEVER touch anything AI related ever in my life, I think it's so utterly pointless and destructive and it frankly makes me wanna kill myself.
So no, it is not and never will be, and you can safely hold that to me for the rest of my existence. I really hope this is the last time someone asks me this.
#I really really hate to have to be that way' but my god#crazy how spending all this time teaching myself how to draw for literally decades-#and now people might just look at my stuff and shrug and go “well' that's cool' but a computer probably made that so I don't care”#not to bring it up again or whatever' but I have legitimately not been this depressed in ages since ai became mainstream#I hope it completely gets wiped off the face of the earth#I frankly do not care what it could/might be useful for#it's so exploitative and toxic and it completely ruins the fun of being a creative in every single way possible#good grief.#sorry lmao#but yeah' fuck no' and please just go through my stuff or my art tag and have a look yourself next time first before asking#that would be lovely
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if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son
#twilight#twilight renaissance#bella swan#the twilight saga#breaking dawn#smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice#AMATEUR HOUR#HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER#BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage!#Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right#oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee#BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked'#oh_fuck.avi#Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy#vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good#omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp#surprise bitch! it's Ravioli!#turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact)#Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed!#together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world#Bella is imprisoned#FUCK Bella#FUCK this story#still a better one than BD tho#the end
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yes buddie marriage yes buddie endgame but you know which fucking fanon hd I will never move on from? buddie fucking in 2x01 right after their pissing match and being unable to keep their hands off each other bc they want each other so badly and it’s messy and nasty and disgusting and so fast GOD
#just eddie being so fucking done with buck that he pushes him against a wall and what’s your problem man#you’re my problem#yeah? I’m about to make it your problem#and he basically grabs him by the throat and kisses him so hard and bucks so hard already but he’s barely just registering it#and god they’re both so sweaty and salty#and they literally fight to top the other and oh my god#buck would be so fucking eager he’d suck Eddie off until he’s dry#and he’d eat it all up then spit it back in his mouth#and then Eddie would win the top fight and fuck buck nasty in a bathroom stall yes at the firehouse idgaf and buck is so loud Eddie has to#bite down on his back and keep his hand over his mouth#anywayyyyyy sorry guys lmao#911#911 fox#911 abc#911 tv show#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#buddie#eddie diaz#buck x eddie
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keep fighting the good fight against this weird misconception that vik is somehow stoic and unemotional, bestie 🫡 cause idk where the hell people picked that up lol
thank you!!! fandom is always gonna fandom, reducing characters to two-dimensional tropes to make them mix-and-matchable. it's especially unfortunate when the characters we're given in Arcane are so rich and nuanced. the best antidote is to go back and rewatch the source material imo lol.
thanks for enjoying my tags also!! I used to write actual meta many years ago but at some point lost my nerve or lost the time. now it lives in the tags. I don't know many people in the jayvik fandom here, it seems mostly active on twitter, but I'm glad to be noticed by at least a couple people here :) your blog is great!!
#sorry i took so long to respond whoops#arcane#hexcoreviktor#jayvik#im also gonna add to this that when i see viktor portrayed with emotion it's usually anger which. to me also is ooc#like they show/write him yelling and being cranky or rude and i just. he only raises his voice like ONCE to someone in the show#and it's not even yelling.#it was 'absolutely not!' to mel's request about the weapons.#others have mentioned before that he's pacifist. and yeah. like he's not just fucking angry and rude to people.#he can be snarky and sassy and have dry humor but he's not angry all the time wtf??#he doesnt have some snap temper.#maybe you havent met a scientist with high standards or a perfectionist before but like. *waves*#stop writing viktor as an emotionless robot - it's literally part of his arc that in trying to remove the subjectivity of emotion#he goes even more emotionally bonkers in s2 lmao#but at the same time stop writing him like he's consistently impatient and pissed off at everyone and everything esp jayce#when jayce does kind things for him he's polite and grateful and appreciates it ffs#idk maybe it's because i relate to viktor a lot that i don't see why his personality is so hard to understand
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Y'all have no fucking clue the sheer amount of atrocities I'd commit for him.
#radio plays#totk#totk spoilers#tears of the kingdom#totk tulin#botw tulin#tulin#tulin is my precious boy#and i will literally#hack limbs off for him#lmao yes i used the same screenshot#as my last post#but i dont fucking care#he's just so adorable!!!#totk rito#rito village#added more pics cause I LOVE HIM
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Artfight against @ejsuperstar ft. The Mad King and Chip. They're both so evil. I hope they have the most extravagant downfall of any onscreen villain.
This interaction is based on a little fic writing >:)
#For those who are reading the tags- Chip is ejsuperstar's Cookie Clicker OC. LIKE- COOKIE CLICKER. FROM DA GAME. IT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT.#Okay now to talk in the comments#first of all. The fic is literally so good. I had the privilege to read it uwu#These two are literally so evil. They just show it in different ways.#Bravus in intimidation and cunning And then Chip with his manipulation and deceit.#Also the “Magic” vs “Science” motif here is so 👀😤✨💅#i mean. Bravus is from medieval times so of course he thinks anything like what Chip has is magic. But ALSO Magic 100% is real in his world#I think it'd be neat to keep my human's slitted irises. They look human- but just slightly off to make anyone in your AU notice#forgive my human facial anatomy *cries*#the *Poof* is a reference to fairly odd parents. LMAO#I'll post the speedpaint later if ur down! Videos always take so long for them to upload here#The Mad King#I am so happy with how this turned out. Like seriously. Took me about 3 hours???? idk i need to check#hope you like it. *bonks you*#I love how Chip is still intimating with a fricking cookie in his hand. Man looks so silly#art#my art#chip#deltarune#deltarune chara timeline#cookie clicker#cookie clicker oc
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so anyway ready to be m*rdered 💀🔪😩
#the heart killers#firstkhao#joongdunk#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH#these fits are insane also im having FEELINGS about dunks crop top HELP#😭😭😭😭😭😭#they can all gladly assassinate me thank you#also dying at how first looks so much more dangerous than khao lmao#also joong can literally fuck off like wtf#hey siri how to recover from a photo
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Inquisitor: "Is there any way Solas can be reasoned with?"
Me after Solas has killed Varric, used blood magic on me, trapped me in the fade, created the blight, made the titans tranquil/fucked with the dwarves, started the chain of events that led to Southern Thedas being destroyed, and stealing all my good gear from Inquisition:
#this is also dorian too lmao#why can i call mythal out for all her crap? im literally a therapist for everyone in this game but the one bloke who needs it -> solas#seriously though - i regretted ever choosing the option to save him#after everything that happened my inquisitor would be down to crack the egg#i really liked Solas as a character before Veilguard - he was so interesting!#I thought we might be able to change his mind - which was implied in trespasser?!#“You're real and it means everyone could be real. It changes everything but it can't.” Cole about Lavellen#the retcon of mythal clawing her way through the ages for a reckoning changed to being sad about solas and the elves#yes mythal fucked with him boo hoo#meredith/loghain were also majorly fucked up from their pasts but we don't excuse their actions because of it#“It WAs thE exEcuTOrs” oh fuck off#what a wild choice to bring back mythal and have her 'pardon' him after all that shit#bitch you owe her nothing#made him a villain and removed role playing options because they knew the game would be over if someone applied critical thinking#theme of the game is 'regret' - damn straight I regret ever playing this game lmao#datv critical#bioware critical#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers#veilguard critical
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aaron and smartass.
enemies to lovers.
i'm talking office tensions, forced proximity, interpersonal standoffs, and miscommunication
JUST SAYING. THAT WOULD BE DEVOURED BY ME AND MY FELLOW AARON STANS... NEED IT SO BADLY... UGH GIMME IT FIC WRITERS PLSSS
#enemies to lovers? best fucking trope in my books#im not gonna analyse why LMAO PISS OFF#no this wasnt inspired by my current kdrama watch which is literally just them#what noooooo haha thats crazy#...king the land ITS SO GOOD UGH#anyways their initial dynamic and early audios dangle that idea in front of you like a carrot to a horse#and im here for it#NEED IT EXPLORED MORE PLEASE TELL ME YALL GET THE VISION#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted aaron#redacted smartass#enemies to lovers I NEED IT INJECTED INTO MY VEINS#plum rambles
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Most gentle, cursed, and lonely son / Last of a people come undone. / Such weight: a heavy thing to bare / Without a kindred's strength to share. / Three-thousand years thy lost to sleep... / Now wake to find new worlds to keep. / So rise like the tides and the winter sun / For a cold, bright dawn has just begun.
A partner piece to my blood moon werewolf illustration: Snow Prince Sivasei, the last true Falmer and the foil to the final dragonborn, Vakna True-Thunder. The apparatus in the center there is meant to be a dwemer vessel that contains the fragmented souls of snow elf test subjects, as the limited lore available seems to indicate that it was more than just generations living underground that corrupted the Falmer into what they ended up becoming. It's supposed to set up a whole possession plot point that thematically mirrors Vakna's Lycanthropy.
#idk Skyrim gave us so little info on the falmer that I have to make shit up LOL#skyrim#elder scrolls#skyrim oc#elder scrolls oc#TES oc#werewolf art#tesblr#my art#falmer#snow elf#falmer oc#there is so much complicated backstory to Sivasei that I can never fit it in a single description lmao#kinda necessary seeing as the true snow elves were killed off thousands of years ago#so fucked#ysgramor and the companions should be given the same treatment as christopher colombus tbh#vakna literally throws hands w his shade in sovngarde before killing alduin
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gojo satoru & geto suguru from jujutsu kaisen vs. uncomfortably numb by american football ft. hayley williams
#spoilers for the anime#fuck off lou#my post#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#geto suguru#suguru geto#satosugu#stsg#kenjaku#jjk gojo#jjk geto#music#parallels#comparatives#webweaving#hayley williams#tw blood#made this bc im too lazy to get into video editing but i was making amv's in my mind#was initially gonna make it for Mine To Miss but Uncomfortably Numb turned out to work better lmao#did painstaking alt text again and im still not sure if im doin it right but hell#no one has complained yet#so we take those!#im being a normal amount of insane abt these guys i swear#i would tag american football if it wouldnt get messed up into actual american football (sport) tagging#idk how i would actually tag them#whatever. this post will find its audience i believe that.#i literally have 27 OTHER screenshots i took but didnt use for this post
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i love that the murder time trio all have dangerous little greetings. horror has his little hand drill thing. killer puts a knife up his sleeve and then does a little switcharoo. dust INSTINCTIVELY shoots whoever he sees with a bone. no greeting whatsoever. so just imagine how things go on a first meeting or whatever. immediately horror and killer have to dodge bones from dust and horror's like hey wtf man. mildly irritated but he just met these guys so he's willing to forgive. he's not gonna lose his cool in front of these two random ass guys even though one just tried to kill him. killer just has that dumbass smile on his face like always (but he was intrigued when dust did that. like who tries to kill someone on first sight?? he's curious now :3)
and then theyre all just standing together and staring for a moment and horror sticks out his hand. killer takes the bait but then he just points a knife to horror's stolen eye once he realizes that he got duped and his other hand is now currently being drilled into. dust didn't shake either of their hands because he could see the drill and tell that killer had something off about him in general. but he does give a tiny smile when he sees the state that the two r in rn with the drill and knife. it's an eensy bit funny in his eyes
least violent mtt interaction
#overall?? first good impression on all their parts#except horror because he doesn't like to get threatened or risk dying#but he gets over it (he never does)#i'm at that stage of mtt fan where i cant afford to ignore phantom paps anymore and leave him out from the hc#immediately once dust saw the other two paps commented on how ugly they were#dust must have the strength of fucking Hercules or something because like#phantom papyrus probably drops some of the most hilarious bangers that only he can hear and he just CANNOT laugh or else he'll look dumb#i wouldnt last a day in dusts shoes if phantom paps said shit like that. i'd die of holding back laughter#how many off hand comments does paps make he just has to let out his laughs in private#violence is sooooo funny to them they wish they could throw the other 2 into a volcano#triglycercule will you ever run out of mtt ideas??? i dunno......#as long as im alive i can find a way to make my life about the mtt#this post was written august 22 still a peak idea tho LMAO#the phantom papyrus making outrageous comments thingy is funny enough to be its own post HOLD ON LMAO#listen this didnt happen in my mtt fic LITERALLY about them meeting but it did in another universe TRUST TRUST TRUST#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#i'm so eepy....... i need to stay awake................#still have 70 soon to be 71 drafts left in my loaded gun we WILL survive through the winter if i eat one draft every day
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What the fuck do you mean I'm the only one in the system with a legitimate origin term and there's literally no flag for it. What the fuck??????
#🩷🩷🩷#literally so mad about that#like not actually but still! lmao!#plural#pluralgang#pluralpunk#syspunk#anti endos fuck off#pro endo#alter blog#alter system#angelkin#otherkin#endogenic origin#endosafe#endo safe
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