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*:ļ½„ļ¾ā§ THE DAD THAT STEPPED UP
ššØš§ššš§š (š°šš«š§š¢š§š š¬): afab!reader, stepcest, stepdad!toji, age gap, infidelity, manipulation, fingering, corruption, cunnilingus
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excerpt: he shouldnāt make advances towards you. for numerous reasons. one: toji was already in a relationship with another woman. and two: that other woman just so happened to be your mother.
beta read by: the wonderfully talented @owoasis
toji knew he shouldnāt be looking at you like that. he knew he shouldnāt let his eyes travel up your bare legs when you walked around the house in those tiny shorts. he knew that he shouldnāt listen in outside your door at night when he got up to piss. and he knew that he shouldnāt make advances towards you. for numerous reasons.
one: toji was already in a relationship with another woman. and two: that other woman just so happened to be your mother. oh, and three: in dating your mother and living with the two of you, toji was supposed to be like a father to you. keywords being āsupposed toā. because considering tojiās relationship to his biological son, he already knew it was pretty clear that he wasnāt really the parenting type. he tried though. he really did. but it was hard on him, with the way you waltzed around with those pretty legs on display, and those small tops that left little to imagination. truly it was a temptation too great for him to ignore.Ā
so, toji shouldnāt be looking. but he did. because while toji knew that he shouldnāt, that didnāt mean he cared about it. and as it was, he didnāt really. he really, really didnāt. and so he looked. eyes trailing all the way from your ankles and over your calves, even taking a moment to grace the skin of the back of your knee before traveling higher. your thighs were his favorite part of your legs. they looked soft and plush and time after time he found himself imagining what itād be like to squeeze them in the palms of his hands. knead them, caress them, bite them even. okay. so he looked.
and okay, so toji shouldnāt be listening in at night, outside your door on his way back from the bathroom. especially not when heād already heard you sneaking someone in not long prior. there were a lot of things he shouldnāt do. he shouldnāt have let you sneak a boy into your room this late at night. he shouldnāt have kept that from your mother. and he definitely should not be listening right then. yet that was another thing that he really didnāt care about that he shouldnāt be doing. because there was something intoxicating about the little muffled sounds that traveled through the closed door. he couldnāt hear much, but at one point, he thought you sounded frustrated. which wasnāt what a pretty girl like you should be feeling in bed. thatās not how a partner should treat someone precious like you in bed. youād do much better on your own, or maybe you just needed someone to teach you. to help you discover what you liked. okay. alright. so he listened. it wasnāt that bad, right? right.
another thing he definitely shouldnāt do was make advances at you. that he definitely shouldnāt be doing. would you believe him if he said that he didnāt really care about that either? maybe he wouldāve, a few days before he heard you that night. maybe. but he had heard you. heād seen you the following day, and someone should really help you, because whoever the guy was youād brought home that night, he clearly didnāt know how to handle a pretty thing like you. you deserved better. you deserved someone to teach you, so you could teach him how to touch you. and so maybe toji could actually be a good father figure this time. he could help you in your time of need, like any good father would, right? step up to the challenge, give you what you needed and maybe teach you a thing or two in the process.
toji hadnāt expected the opportunity to present itself so fast. so easily. laid out as if on a silver platter when he found himself alone in the house with you. and in a slip up, youād confirmed his suspicions. you had indeed snuck someone in that night. and it had indeed been your current boyfriend. and he had in fact not been able to satisfy you. toji mightāve wondered why you even shared any of this with him in the first place, however subtly it may have been. did you trust him that much? well in that case, he was going to make sure to make himself worthy of that trust. he was going to help you in this time of need.Ā
what he hadnāt expected either, was how quickly you went along with him. when heād offered his help, heād half expected you to laugh in his face. heād even expected you to tell him to fuck off and rat him out to your mother. but you didnāt. you looked timid. your eyes grew a little wider and your hands wrung together as you watched him, all the while toji did his best to look as inviting and trustworthy as possible. he really did want to help you. he wanted to make sure you knew exactly what you wanted. what you needed. how it was supposed to be. and he was going to teach you.
and you did agree. be it out of frustration of your boyfriend, or maybe spite, he couldnāt tell and heād probably never know. but it truly didnāt matter to him at all. because what did matter to him, was that you allowed him help you lie back on the couch. that you didnāt push him away when he moved closer.
ācomfortable?ā he asked, purposefully softening his voice for you. taking you in, he studied your face intently. searching for signs you might change your mind.
āi think so,ā you told him, still wringing your hands in front of your chest, as if to shield yourself, by maintaining that last bit of distance between you as he hovered above you. he smiled. it was okay. he was here to help you. and so he placed one of his hands on top of yours.
āitās okay,ā he reassured, gently peeling your hands apart, sliding his fingers in between yours. toji was never this soft with his lovers. andhe was an exceptional lover, if he did say so himself. he was assertive. strong. confident. maybe even a little rough. but with youā you werenāt his lover. this wasnāt sex. it wasnāt. he was simply going to teach you. and if that took a gentler hand, then so be it. with your hand against his palm, his fingers interlocked with yours, he cupped your cheek. āthereās nothing to be afraid of.ā
another thing about toji was that he didnāt kiss. he took charge. he controlled. he claimed. with his lips pressed to a lovers, he claimed them as his in that shared moment together. he took control and he did not yield it to anyone. you looked so small underneath him on the couch. maybe this time, with you, heād take control in a different sense. thatās what he thought as he leaned in. slowly. lips just shy of yours, he told himself that he just wanted to make you feel comfortable. safe. and when his lips did press against yours, it was soft. almost gentle even as he knew that it was more than just for your benefit.
he did want you to trust him. he did. but did he want you to trust him for your sake, or for his own? even as he was telling himself that he simply wanted to help teach you a thing or two, heād be lying if he claimed that that was the only thing he wanted. he did want to help you, but he also wanted to touch you. he really wanted to touch you. so much so, that the thought alone made his skin tingle as you kissed him back. softly. hesitantly.
ārelax,ā toji said against your lips, hand slipping across your skin. fingertips ghosting over your palm, the skin of your wrist, then stopping. breaking the kiss, he looks down at you. your skin was warm under the pads of his fingers. growing warmer. hotter. the throb of your pulse growing faster. quickening. strumming a frantic rhythm. āiām just going to help you. no one has to know.ā
toji studies you for a moment. your skin radiating warmth and for a moment heās tempted to screw it all and pull you right up on top of him and have you. those pleading eyes looking up at him, pulling him in, tempting and yet so innocent that made him want to swallow you whole. heāll teach you what it means to have a real man. wait? teach? right. he was going to teach you. he swallowed down the want. instead he smiles and he feels like a wolf in sheep's clothing as you suck your lower lip between your teeth. do you trust him? truly a horrible choice. he pushes the thought aside. heās helping you. he wants you.
ādoes he make you fell relaxed?ā he asks instead, hand leaving your wrist to caress your neck. your side. skimming the underside of your chest. once more leans in close. ādoes he touch you like this? kiss your skin like this?ā tojiās breath against your neck, your ear, it made you shiver as he pressed his lips to your pulse. wet. open mouthed. expertly and he just could not help the little triumphant smile pulling at his mouth when your hand flexes before it fists against the pillow at your side.
you shake your head in reply. just a little movement that any other guy may have missed. but not toji. heās observant, you see. heās a talented lover. a skilled one. he knows what heās looking for. he knows that the words lodged in your throat, but you were going to have to cooperate. you were a good girl. he knew that you could do that much. you just needed a little encouragement, so encouragement was what youād get. his wandering fingers stilled and he pulled back, looking down at you once more.
āi need you to say it.ā you swallowed, fist tightening on the pillow, there was something twisting in his stomach as he looked at you like this. something that sent his blood rushing through his veins. āi canāt help you, if you donāt tell me.ā
there was something so satisfying about the way you swallowed before speaking. as if you had to work up the courage to press out the one word. āno.ā breathless. barely audible. but it was there, borne on a low breath, and toji sighed.
āwhat a waste.ā toji shook his head in disbelief, looking you up and down and taking it all in. āsuch beauty. truly wasted on someone who wonāt appreciate you properly. but itās alright. iāll help you. iāll teach you how itās supposed to be.ā he wants you. he wants to show you. show you all that he can do. what a man could do. the way you should be treated. they way you should be fucked.
his hands travel. goosebumps rise on your flesh and the way you start to squirm underneath him was exactly like the images in his head when heād found out about you and your boyfriend. it was enticing, really. and the way your shoulders start to relax as he touches your skin. the way you willingly open yourself up to him. to his touch and to his advances. a muscle in tojiās jaw clenches when you lift your hand off of the couch and let it settle on his biceps. itās nothing but a little show of comfort. that what heās doing is working. but itās progress. itās what he wanted. itās what he needed. he couldnāt help the smile on his lips. āit tingles,ā you tell him.
āan absolute waste,ā toji repeats. āwhen iām done with you, youāll know exactly how a man is supposed to make you feel. does he even make sure youāre wet enough before diving in?ā his words makes your skin feel even warmer. he can feel it against his hands. you want to look away, but you canāt. instead you look straight into his eyes and he canāt help but sigh at the admittance in your eyes.
āno,ā you tell him.
āopen up,ā he said, as two fingers caressed your lower lip. ācome on, itās okay. youāre gonna like it, i promise.ā and so you obliged, lips parting and letting tojiās fingers dip inside. āthatās it. good girl,ā he cooed.
it was the way that something seemed to ignite within you as he watched. the way your skin was burning bright hot against him. the way that you looked at him, earnestly yet crackling with electricity. the electricity that seemed to seep right from you and through tojiās very skin. it was the quiver of your thighs, spread on the couch, laying you bare. and the way that you stopped hiding just a little more with every touch of his hands. of his tongue. it was the way that your fingers dug into his arms in something akin to want and the way that you couldnāt hold back that little sound from escaping your lips when he touched you just right. it was all these things that made toji feel the triumphant surge rising in his chest as his finger sunk into your cunt. wet, slippery, hot. twisted even, the feeling in his gut when he watched your mouth fall open. it wasnāt that heād doubled his own skills. heād never doubted himself, so why would he start now? but all things considered, he knew he would be silly if heād thought it would be easy. because of course it wasnāt going to be easy. but toji had enjoyed the thrill of the hunt. the prowl. slowly guiding you to him and earning your trust enough that youād let him even suggest anything like this in the first place. even more so to allow toji in.
āfeel this?ā toji asked, fingers curling where he knew he would find the spot that would make you keen. okay. he knew that it would feel good, but he hadnāt anticipated how youād react to the sensation. ādid he ever care enough to find your g-spot?ā he asked. crudely. a little rough. the pads of his fingers brushed against you again and your head lolled back on the backrest of the couch.
āhe didnātāā you breathed, trying to keep down the sounds, trying to trap them before they escaped, released into the air surrounding you, making it real. something you werenāt ready to admit just yet. but it felt good. toji knew it as well. the way your breathing grew heavier. the throbbing between your legs making it all too clear to him that you were feeling it. full already. heād heard it before, blessed with those large hands as he was.
āwhat was he even doing?ā toji asked in disbelief. because what kind of man with respect for himself couldnāt even hit the g spot? if toji had to bet, the boy probably couldnāt find the clitoris either. poor girl that you were to have settled for someone like him. but toji would show you. āwhat about this, then?ā your moan ripped from your throat before you even knew what was happening when his thumb pressed against your clit. āiāll take that as a no,ā he said.
with his fingers plunged deep in your pussy, tojiās hardest battle was to keep the grin off his face. that somewhat arrogantly victorious grin that was sure to tell you exactly how much this wasnāt just for your sake. it was also for his sake as well. there was something so tempting about plucking forbidden fruit. something so utterly ensnaring that he just couldnāt help but want to sink his teeth into it. like right now, he wanted nothing as badly as he wanted to sink his teeth into you. and he would. in due time. because if he was going to show you exactly what you were missing out on, heād better do it right. do it well, and show you everything. all of it. no exceptions. fingers, tongue, teeth. all of it. if he was lucky, and youād let him, maybe heād show you even more. but he had to take it slow. one thing at a time. show you properly. entirely.
your fingers were digging into the flesh of tojiās arms and his thumb flicked over your clit, elicited a whine from your throat. heād never heard that before, and suddenly he couldnāt help the smile that formed on his lips. that was hot. and it told toji all that he needed to know. because through the door at night, your boyfriend had never made you make such a sound. but he had. toji had made you make that noise. and he really wanted to hear it again. so while two fingers thrust inside you, curling just right, he made sure to roll your clit under the pad of his thumb once more. delicious. the sounds you made. the view he had. truly delicious. he wondered how far he could push it. how far he could go. if he should make you cum on his fingers. if he should leave you panting and desperate for more, just to take you in his mouth. would you let him? he hoped you would, because the sight alone of his own thick fingers disappearing deep in between your folds was nothing short of intoxicating.
the rush of it all. toji felt it deep in the most twisted parts of his being. knowing that what he was doing right now was inherently considered wrong on so many levels, and yet here he was. that was power, really. heād made you put yourself in his care. and he felt victorious in ways he may or may not have expected when he first made his move on you. because he really had wanted to teach you a thing or two. but maybe the true goal had all along been to claim you. because what if maybe, just maybe, he could leave such an imprint that once wouldnāt be enough for you. that would truly be a victory. to have claimed you so fully, that you would need him again. and again and again. he was going to have to play his cards right for that to happen, he knew. this was one hurdle and as you were moaning beneath him from his fingers only. he knew he wanted to win the entire war. so he stripped the smirk off his face and instead looked at you in something that resembled concern as he pushed you further towards the edge. but not too far. not too far.Ā
āif he couldnāt even do this right,ā toji said, watching as you opened your eyes to look at him, mouth forced shut before another moan made its way into the space between them. ādid he ever even go down on you?ā your eyes widened at his words and toji could have laughed out loud. couldāve. but he didnāt.
āno,ā you confirmed after a moments silence. āno he didnāt.ā
toji expected as much, yet hearing you say the words still came as a surprise. well, if your boyfriend wouldnāt, then toji sure as hell would give it to you. he would show you exactly what a man could do and he was gonna make sure that when he was done with you, youād experience everything that that little boytoy of yours could never give you. everything that you were willing to let him, and maybe even a little more.
āshame,ā he said, tsking at the thought of your boyfriend. ālet me show you.ā he didnāt ask, because he didnāt care for you to say no. maybe you wouldnāt. maybe you would. but he didnāt give you the chance to. he was going to show you, and you were going to let him. it was much easier this way. much easier to just take and give, give and take. thatās what he truly believed, even as heād been taking it slow, approaching one step at a time. one teeny tiny step. all so you wouldnāt get scared and run off. but this. this was what he was truly like. the way he would prefer to do it. because now that youād subjected yourself to him, he wasnāt going to let you off easy.
as he positioned himself between your legs, spreading you out on the couch, he wondered how youād taste. how strong youād squeeze his tongue when he plunged it inside. he wondered if those big eyes of yours would still look at him like that, as soon as his tongue flicked against your clit for the first time. when saliva mixed with your fluids in a cocktail of desire. he wondered, and then he smiled. all he had to do was lean in and heād know. and so he did.
amazing. you tasted amazing. fresh and new like the morning dew in spring. of course, toji normally didnāt consider such poetic words. he simply knew that you did indeed taste amazing. that your eyes shut hard and your nose scrunched up a little bit before your face went slack, mouth dropping open. he worked his tongue expertly. toji had had many a lover, and he had quite a lot of experience. he knew what he was doing and judging by the sounds you were already making, it was safe to conclude that he still had it. proud as he was, this was yet another boost to his already bustling confidence. he couldnāt help but hum against you. he truly plucked a flower in full bloom and the pride swelled, making him go harder. just a little bit. enough. a high pitched moan betrayed just how you enjoyed it. good.
your hands found their ways into his hair and toji couldnāt help but flick his tongue a little firmer. a little wetter. suck a little harder on your clit. the way your fingers threaded into the strands of his hair and how they fisted in it. he wondered how much further he could push before youād crack and crumble at his mercy. a little further, he decided and pushed a finger back into your cunt. your hips bucked, and toji almost laughed. oh this was easy. incredible how little it took, when heād finally stripped you bare. maybe next time heād make you sit on his face and ride it on your own. heād bet that he could make you do it. especially with the way your hips rocked in time with the thrusts of his finger and the rhythmic dance of his tongue. his lips. you were basically already riding him. all he had to do was make you go on top and heād claim another first for you.
ādaātojiāā throb. tojiās cock jumped at the sound of your voice. at the way you almost misspoke. dad. was he really sick and twisted for the way his desire grew at the thought of you calling him dad right now? maybe. he didnāt care. he really didnāt care, because the next moment your face scrunched up, your voice came out in a broken sob as your walls convulsed around his finger as you came. his tongue and finger continued working you through the high. guiding you back down.
āthatās a good girl,ā he said. āiā shitāā the unmistakable sound of your mothers car rolled up the driveway. it only took half a minute before you were dressed and darted out the door, down the hall to your room. toji smirked to himself. close call. then he rose and glanced down the hall.
for days to come, neither you nor toji acknowledged that anything had transpired between the two of you. it was only in the few fleeting glances that sometimes followed tojiās hands a moment too long. not a single word ever uttered.
that was. until one night. when your mother was out again. toji was lounging on the couch, and suddenly, there you were, wearing nothing but a bathrobe and looking at him with something that looked a lot like curiosity. interest. want, even. his eyes trailed over you. wringing your hands, you stood there and toji knew what you wanted. it wasnāt hard to guess. he would step up. he give you what you needed. because what kind of father figure would he be if he didnāt help you in your time of need?
*:ļ½„ļ¾ā§Ā all interactions are greatly appreciated. thank you for reading ā”
#fushiguro toji#fushiguro toji smut#fushiguro toji x reader#fushiguro toji x reader smut#cw stepcest#jujustu kaisen#jjk#jjk toji#fanfic#Ā» spicy#tags are hard#so lets just leave it at this lol
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Prompt 113
āI seem to have been taken hostage.ā Batmanās words almost had Superman panic if not for the wry tone, a tone which the others didnāt know if their freaking out was to go by. Clark sighed through the comms, tired after battle and honestly wanting to go to bed now.
āIāll be right over, what child has latched onto you now?ā He asked while switching to a more private channel.Ā
āI can already hear you making fun of meā¦ā Wha- Oh. Clark bit his lip to keep himself from laughing as he took to the air. āThey appear to be a pair of twins withā¦āĀ
āYou gottaā say it Bruce, you gottaā,ā Clark couldnāt stop the chuckle when he saw his friend on the top of a building, cape curled around his form in a way usually reserved for the robins.Ā
ā... with dark hairā¦ and blue eyesā¦ā That was it. Clark absolutely lost it in laughter.Ā
#dcxdp#dpxdc#Danny & Ellie fell into this world during an invasion were very scared#Latched onto the first semi-ecto contaminated person they found#Bruce gives off slight ghost vibes and feels safe so they aren't letting go any time soon#Could be Superbat might not up to yall lol#Batman is just staring down at the small children who have latched onto his leg and are crying#Look the man is a dad and a hero and isn't going to leave the kids there#It's also highly concerning when he finds out they're not in the system#And their DNA is only half human with the rest being... something who knows#Apparently he's adopted a pair of half aliens but that's not going to stop him#āI could take them if you need-ā#āNo they're my babies now no takes backsā
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Sobriety crew gets no mercy from drunk shenanigans
#an art#sdr2#super danganronpa 2#Danganronpa the#danganronpa#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#akane owari#nekomaru nidai#Aoi asahina#chihiro fujisaki#mikan tsumiki#Idk I guess I wanted to draw characters being physical. And drunk#And just have fun colouring#Nidai doesn't drink but loves parties anyway and takes the ppl who go overboard home#And then wakes them up at 8 the next day to get some NUTRITION AND ELECTROLYTES AND TO SWEAT OUT THE BOOZE#Akane only drinks super occasionally (fx when it's free or really elaborate like giant fruit cocktails) or when someone challenges her#But she always comes pick up her drunk friends (lightweight Aoi hehe). Starts a fight occasionally....#Girls are allowed to crash at her place anytime. But she wakes up at 5 and you will wake up too#Fuyuhiko doesn't drink but has to do a lot of businesses at bars which he sometimes owns some part in#So he's in the party scene a lot anyway. He takes security seriously and would rather call you a cab than let you leave on stumbly legs#Mikan doesn't know how to say no and gets swept up in drunk people being...not mean to her#Chihiro does not drink often (because it usually ends like this)#Aoi is just a lightweight and gets sick easily#I really wanted to draw Chihiro with a 70s blowout cut but I think it didn't come through lol#Not tagging ships you can make your own meaning I'm tired and I gotta wrap presents. Which i hate doing wish me well
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WIP!!! Stealing glances amidst victory celebrations in Sunaā¦.
#narugaa#naruto uzumaki#gaara of the sand#Naruto#fanart#other fandoms#other fandoms: naruto#GUYSSSS this one is gonna take a while so Iām letting myself post this much of it now#much of it needs to be cleaned up lolā¦..#thanks to Jane who let me screen share as I drew and helped me every time I went:#ādoes this expression convey that theyāve been looking at each other the whole night and this is the first glance they catch each other#and are now blushy because Naruto suddenly realises this look in gaaraās eye is Different and heās the only one that recognises the nuance#as something perhaps intimate. perhaps erotic. perhaps suggestive that they should get up and leave soon#anyway Iām working on it okā¦.#trying to expound on the visual culture of Suna a little by making likeā¦ a shisha lounge#grew up on shisha (my lungs are recovering these days now that Iāve quit smoking completely) but I hold it near my heart#also I changed Narutoās hair. theyāre wearing the āThe Lastā outfits but I just couldnāt do short hair Naruto Iām sorry#his fluffy spikey blond hair appeals to me so much Iām sorry I refuse to cut it short#also itās like vaguely mussed and messy here to imply some things about how much heās had to drink LOL#Gaara has a few strands out of place but thatās it#kazekage duties etc etc#anyway#OK ANYWAY
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Why does Wolverine just have multiple pictures of Jean and Scott in the original cartoon? All he ends up doing is lying in his bed looking at them sadly, like he wants them to be a polycule so bad
#like the pictures donāt even have him there with them#so he just has multiple ones of them??? for no reason???#also when he leaves Scott canāt stop bringing him up#letās see if I piss off any geeks with this post lol#hopefully not#x men#x men cartoon#scott summers#cyclops#jean grey#logan howlett#wolverine#scogean
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brain said this one had to be written in hieroglyphs so idk if the jokes are even gonna landā šš
but don't worry, Angel; when there's only so many braincells to go around then it's inevitable that you'll have some absolute smoothbrain moments like this one, it's okay, we all have themā x'3c
#if that song's from the 50s then that means he was already in hell & prolly drugged tf up give him some slack okayā š¤£š¤£#he's doing his best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#hazbin hotel#angelhusk#huskerdust#bc i say so <3 They Certainly Are Standing Next To Each Other etc etc#my art#this is so dumb lmfaoooo but brain wouldn't leave me alone til i got it outta my system so xD#also idk if the kermit joke needs like a cw/tw let me know i just think it's funny cuz they're already in hell lol
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Hey there! I read both Reprogrammed and Decoded and was blown away. Unfortunately (sorta), my odd little brain had one little question that was burning from the end of Reprogrammed till the end of the story: what about the Wild Kratts Kids? How did they react to Chris's disappearance/return? I know if I were 8 and my teacher (i guess thats an okay metaphor? maybe?) randomly disappeared for 3 months and came back 10 pounds lighter with dozens of new scars and white hair in their early twenties, I'd be a little torn up/curious. How would Chris feel about showing up on screen in front of a bunch of kids in his state? Would he...wear a...hat...or something...? I don't know, just thoughts lol
They never told the public that Chris was missing (Didn't wanna scare the kids or give the Villains the knowledge that they were vulnerable)
And being out in the most rural parts of the world, it's not uncommon for them to go months without any sort of public appearance. For now, Martin is handling any sort of press alone until Chris is ready to be back in the public eye.
But of course they still run into a wild kratts kid every once and a while.
He's still working on his alibi.....
#wild kratts#littlecrittereli#chris kratt#wk reprogrammed au#reprogrammed au#martin kratt#asks#wild kratts fanart#wild kratts au#kratt brothers#wk decoded#I'd like to think they arent super mainstream celebrities#like in the scientific world? legends ofc#but like the average joe probably doesnt really know who they are#but they end up on the news every so often for their breakthroughs in biology and robots#(well Aviva gets on the news)#The brothers are just the poster boys LOL#they definitely avoid the press as much as possible though#they only do public appearances when they absolutely have to for like... grant and funding reasons... they would much rather be in the fiel#they are 100% more interested in animals than the fame AHAHA#they are like oh my god please leave us alone and let us hang out with animals#(they always have time to educate the kids though)#(and they volunteer to lecture at colleges every so often too)
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Can I please have meet cute/weird with mistaken villain! Danny (but really just a engineer and or chem student) and the one being put on investigation cause Danny is a day villain(not really)! Duke
Technically, Danny Fenton is innocent. Technically.Ā
Duke wants to give him the benefit of the doubt, especially since heās having so much trouble finding solid evidence that Danny is stealing from a wide variety of people, but heās been burned before by trying to see people as better than they were. It doesnāt change the fact that Oracleās cameras keep spotting Danny right before a building on the street is broken into and something stolen. Heās always just walking down the sidewalk; no one has spotted him entering or exiting a building, but heās around far too often to be unconnected to these burglaries.Ā
It doesnāt help that strange, petty crimes have been on the rise since Danny first arrived in Gotham.Ā
So.
Danny Fenton is technically innocent.
Duke is trying to prove that heās not.Ā
Maybe Iām looking too closely, he thinks, going over Dannyās sparse file in the Hatch. Maybe Dannyās only one person in a bigger operation.
He could just be the lookout, the runner, the information gatherer who marks which buildings to hit. He may even be the scapegoat, the sacrificial lamb; Danny has no support in Gotham, no family, no job. There would be no one to help him if he got arrested or injured in a fight. Heās a freshman college student from Illinois who should be unprepared for life in Gotham but is somehow managing to survive like a native.Ā
Thereās a lot about Danny that doesnāt add up.Ā
Duke has seen plenty of different people since he first went out as the Signal. Heās tried to be kind and give people the benefit of the doubt, but it leads to his loved ones being put in danger. Some people are truly evil, some working on a malicious agenda, some are misguided in their beliefs, and some are desperate people who see no other way to move forward.
Heās not sure yet which on Danny is, but heās hoping Danny is just desperate and needs a little help to get out of a life of crime.
Which leads to the next problem: Duke has no idea what Danny is steal, or why. He hits both rich and poor folks, civilians and members of the mob, and once, notably, stole something right out of Cobblepotās office. Allegedly, at least, since no one saw him enter or exit the office, not even the security cameras.Ā
But added to the whispers going around about a new group in Gotham snatching people up from the streets, and some strange green substances found in warehouses often raided by police for the frequent drug labs that pop up in themā¦Ā
It doesnāt look good for Danny. Especially when a few of the items he stole were found where people either vanished or where that green substance has been found.
A week of analysis in the Batcave and they still donāt know what it is.Ā
Both Damian and Jason suspected Lazarus water, but the composition was completely different. By the look of the molecular structure, it shouldnāt have been in a liquid form at all.Ā
All these findings lead back to one person who may have answers: Danny Fenton.
According to Tim, whoās already broken into Dannyās dorm room and checked over all the labs he has classes in, Danny has some concerning items in his possession. Various inventions and little metal knick-knacks put together by a practiced hand. He was also the one to find all the information that went into Dannyās file when it was first being made: social media posts, school report cards, news articles about his parentsā¦ everything.Ā
And then he had an emergency mission to take with the Titans that swept him out of Gotham leaving Duke to tackle this investigation on his own.Ā
He doesnāt have Timās natural skill in stalking and invading privacy. He hates breaking into peopleās spaces and following them around, but needs must and he has to force himself to work through the discomfort.Ā
Itās a good thing he did, too. Dannyās leaving his dorm after his last afternoon class, hood up to hide his face and something held in the front pocket of his hoodie. He ducks around people on the sidewalk easily, almost as if heās gliding through the crowd instead of walking.Ā
Duke follows from above, bending the light around him to hide him from sight.Ā
He walks for some time, weaving through alleys and streets as if heās been in Gotham his whole life, leaving behind the university campus to head towards Otisberg. Thereās something strange about the way Danny walks, as if heās moving around people who arenāt there, guided by something Duke canāt hear. Even using his meta abilities doesnāt do much beyond show him where Dannyās going to be in the next few seconds.Ā
He continues to follow Danny on the rooftops, walking along the edge to keep him in sight.Ā
Then Danny stops behind an apartment building and tilts his head back to look up at it. He tilts his head to the side, then nods and looks around the empty alley. Duke crouches down, keeping his eyes on Danny in the hopes of catching him in the actā
Danny disappears.
Duke curses under his breath and jumps down from the roof, putting more strength into his abilities as soon as his feet touch the ground.Ā
The space where Danny was has a faint outline, oddly enough. Heās never seen that before. From it is a semi-transparent trail, smoke-like and a pale green leading into the building. It goes straight into a wall, as if Danny walked through it.
He canāt go in and search the entire apartment, but he can grapple up and take a look into the hallways to see where Dannyās heading. If he was looking up, then thatās where he should be heading.Ā
It doesnāt take any effort to scale the building. There are ledges and windowsills and plenty of handholds for him to propel himself off of, and paired with his powers, Duke is able to find the correct floor in just under two minutes.Ā
The green smoke slowly dances through the air of the ninth floor, on the east side of the building. If heās been counting the rooms correctly, then the target of tonightās burglary has to be apartment 924.Ā
The curtains are drawn on the window he makes his way over to, and his abilities donāt show him anything helpful for the immediate future. He hates going in blind, especially to a civilianās home, but capturing Danny takes priority. Duke picks the lock and slides the window up slowly, making sure it stays quiet, then slips into an empty bedroom.Ā
He makes his way out into the hallway on silent feet, keeping a wary eye on the thin smoke strands of green, curling along the walls. The rest of the apartment is empty as well, pale sunlight slanting across the floor through the blinds.Ā
Everything is still and silent. Dannyās nowhere to be found.Ā
Did he miss Danny leaving, somehow? Was this a misdirect to get him out of the way while Danny stole from another location? Did he know Duke was following him?
But no, his ears pick up on the faint sound of clothes rustling.Ā
Cautiously, Duke turns towards the front door, where the door to the coat closet is open. He focuses on whatās going to happen in the next twenty seconds and sees Danny panic, then disappear from sight again, but a transparent outline of his body is visible just enough to show him where he runs to. Best not to spook him; Duke pulls at the light around him and bends it to hide him from sight.
Then he moves along the wall, getting around the open door without bumping into anyone or anything.Ā
A figure in front of the coats, shoving them to the side roughly, flickers in and out of view, almost like a reflection in water, distorted by ripples on the surface.Ā
Danny pops back into visibility suddenly, scowling at the coats. āAre you sure itās in here?ā he asks the empty air.Ā
There is no answer, but Danny acts like there is. He rolls his eyes and says, āItās a favor. That Iām doing for you. I can literally stop right now and you wouldnāt be able to stop me.ā He shoves aside another heavy winter coat, then sighs. āWhy donāt you look for it, and then tell me where it is.ā
He steps back and bumps into Duke.
Danny whirls around, eyes wide, and blast of green light has Duke crashing back into the wall, trying to blink spots out of his eyes.Ā
āWait!ā he yells, grabbing for Danny before he can run off. āI just wanna talk!ā
āStanding right behind me like a serial killer does not make you look like someone who wants to talk!ā Danny yells back, slipping through his hands like mist.Ā
āI just have a few questions!ā
āWell, I have a question: why?!ā
āWill you hold still, weāre being too loud!ā
Danny escapes to the other side of the apartment, next to a window looking fully prepared to fling himself out of it. But he does stop yelling, so Duke is counting it as a success.
āWhy is the Signal coming after me?ā Danny asks, glaring at him suspiciously.
āDude,ā Duke says, āYouāve been seen outside of every single building thatās had a burglary since you first arrived in Gotham. All the Bats are after you, they just sent me because Iām the only one active during the day.ā
āAll the Bats?ā Danny repeats, losing what little color he had in his face.
He looks legitimately scared, pale enough to be concerning, and Duke drops his guard and tries to relax the tension in the apartment. āIām not gonna turn you into the cops or anything. I just had questions and you seem like the most likely person to have answers. Thatās it.ā
Danny still looks wary, ready to run at a momentās notice, but he doesnāt leave when Duke approached casually, leaning his weight against the couch.Ā
āSo,ā he begins, āWhatās the deal with all the thievery? Itās rarely something super rare or expensive.ā
Thereās a long few minutes where Danny doesnāt answer, looking anywhere but at Duke. Then he twitches a bit and glares off to the side, and says, āI taking items that are contaminated with ectoplasm to help ghosts move through the veil and leave Gotham.ā
That tells him nothing! That just gives Duke more questions! But at least itās an answer, the first one any of them have got.
āI think youāre gonna have to explain a little more.ā
āGhosts are real, alright?ā
āYes.ā
Danny stops. Squints at him. āWhat do you mean, āyesā?ā
āGhosts are real,ā Duke repeats, āThere are a few who help heroes or are heroes themselves, but thatās more on the magic side of things so Iām not super familiar with it.ā
āMagic,ā Danny says slowly. āSure, alright. Um. Yes, ghosts are real. And there are a ton in Gotham who need help moving on, but theyāre too weak to get past the veil. Something about Gotham has made the veil super strong, so they need a little boost to get through. Additional ectoplasm bonded helps with that.ā
āAnd thatās why youāre stealing random things?ā
āThe ghosts I help can kind of sense ectoplasm-infused things, but they need me to grab them since they canāt hold anything without a physical body.ā
Duke nods slowly. āOkay, thatās starting to answer some things. We have found those objects in the last places missing people were seen. Any idea whatās going on with that?ā
āYeah, those people were already dead.ā
The way Danny says the most concerning answers as if theyāre nothing is really throwing Duke off his game. He was expecting to be calm and serious to keep Danny from freaking out too much and look like a legitimate hero. But as soon as Danny started talking, all his nerves fell away and Duke is left grasping for composure.Ā
āThey wereā¦ā
āThey were ghosts, yeah. And they needed to get through the veil. But they were also able to possess their own bodies and didnāt realize they were dead until I had to break the news to them, which is why it looks like living people just up and disappeared.ā
āOkayā¦ What about the green stuff weāve been finding?ā
āEctoplasm.ā Danny holds up a hand and a neon green light surrounds it. Except it looks more solid than light, as if it can be touched, and it moves on its own like fire around Dannyās fingers. āItās what ghosts are made of.ā
Oh. If Danny has ectoplasm, does that meanā¦
āAre you dead?ā Duke asks, heart dropping.Ā
Instead of looking upset about the question, or even disturbed by it, Danny just shrugs and waves his hand back and forth. āA little.ā
āOkay, so let me get this straight,ā Duke says, trying to resist the urge to rub his temples. Itās a habit he didnāt mean to pick up from Batman, and it would just look silly with his helmet in the way. āYouāre just doing all this to help ghosts?ā
āYeah. Basically. They asked for help man, of course I was going to help them.ā
Dannyās a good person. Heās just a good person to ghosts. But this is good news either way, and he can let the others know that Danny isnāt the next Catwoman and is entirely unconnected from any drug production. Everything that made him look like a criminal is just the fault of ghosts.Ā
āSpeaking of,ā Danny continues, āLooks like they found what they need, so Iām going to grab that real quick.ā He pushes off of the wall and heads for the closet again, moving past Duke without any fear. Duke follows, keeping a few feet of distance between them so Danny doesnāt feel trapped, and watches as he shoves aside the coats again and pulls a shoebox out of the depths of the closet. From it, he takes a single intricate lace headband and holds it up.
It looks normal, if a little old, but when Danny sends ectoplasm through it, the lace lights up and holds the glow.Ā
He pulls some strange contraption out of his pocket and holds it up to the headband. It makes a few beeps, then Danny mutters, ā7.4 millisieverts. Thatās enough to get you through the veil.ā
Another concern Duke can let go of: Dannyās not creating weapons like his parents have, heās just measuring ectoplasm through his own inventions.Ā
Maybe he could talk to Bruce or Tim about getting Danny an internship at the R&D lab in Wayne Enterprises? That way they could keep a closer eye on him while seeing what he can create in some of the best laboratories in the country.
Well, it might take having them meet Danny before they trust him enough for that, but Duke is sure he can make it happen.Ā
āI better go see this through, then,ā Danny says, shoving the contraption back into his hoodie pocket. He gives Duke a small awkward wave, then pops out of visibility. āIāll see you around, I guess?ā he disembodied voice hedges, and Duke smiles.
āIām sure Iāll be able to find you again.ā
āCool. I gonna go now!āĀ
He doesnāt see any sign that Dannyās left, but he gets a feeling that heās alone now, the apartment suddenly emptier than it was before.Ā
As strange and concerning as Danny and all his bizarre actions were, Duke is glad he was able to finally talk to him and get some answers. Knowing how Gotham pulls people him in, itās only a matter of time before the other Bats are exposed to Dannyās kind of strange. Heās already looking forward to it.Ā
For now, though, he has a file to update in the Hatch; POTENTIAL THREAT will be removed and replaced with GHOST HELPER.Ā
If anyone goes snooping into his files and gets confused, then thatās their problem. Dukeās explained enough. And Danny can take care of the rest, once they go through the effort of tracking him down. Duke's done his part, he's ready for the rest of them to step up to his level.
He canāt wait to see what other kind of trouble Danny can get it into.
#ghostlights#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompt fill#my writing#could not do a meet cute/weird in this prompt so i made it a meet disaster lol#heres danny trying to focus on his education!! and then ghosts start popping up asking for help bc gotham wont let them leave#so danny has to make a few contraptions to be able to help them (mostly ecto tracking/measuring/containing) and it looks SOOO sus#the ghosts also have a weak ecto sense which is how they find him bc hes FULL of ecto#and that means hes robbing houses during the day/late evening bc the night is for homework and stress#duke is just... trying his best lol.#sorry if the last part of this is rushed or confusing i am slightly sick and can Not focus#anyways i hope u enjoy!!#thanks for the prompt!!
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Heard Starscream has an immortal spark and crack theory headcanon that itās not because it was an accident that he was born with a āmutantā immortal spark, but rather it was Primus purposefully making him that way as a wild card in case Unicron ever came back. A wild card where things could go really badly for everyone or really well depending on what Starscream does and you donāt know which itāll be, but sometimes that kind of unpredictable chaos in desperate situations can change the tide of things tipping the scales in small ways that have big ripple effects. Like running out of ideas and just throwing spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks lol
Like Optimus Prime is Primusā favorite, he holds the Matrix defending Cybertron and all around doing his best to protect others. Optimus is godās blorbo.
But imagine Starscream is his poor little meow meow. The dog he put in the room to eat the chess pieces when Unicron isnāt looking. Primus cannot predict what the frag Starscream will do, but that means neither can Unicron. And Starscream canāt die, not in a way that matters. But also imagine Primus decides to never tell Starscream that he has an immortal spark because he thinks he should get to live a normal life (with all the good and bad that entails) without the burden of knowing all of that since thereās a possibility Unicron will never return anyway. What if Starscream is Primusā silly rabbit.
#transformers#starscream#headcanon#crack theory#also I just found it hilarious that in one version he double crossed unicron leaving him to hang going ādo it yourselfā lol#never let them know your next move haha#also pls donāt take this crack theory too seriously I am mostly being silly and just contemplating wacky theories#if I was Primus and I got to see Starscream pull a ādo it yourselfā double cross betrayal on Unicron my rival enemy I would laugh so hard
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What do the band mates look like now?
Hed's a dad, and Les finally found a shirt that fits him
#technically this isn't 'now' either because the kids are already a little older in the present#i just love drawing babies#liv and flea disappear from my brain when they leave the band so idk what they look like now lol#trolls#dreamworks trolls#ex bandmates#trolls oc#les#hed#hed's kids#my art#answered#hed's hair is basically just a bit longer and he let his undercut grow out#and no more goatee#and les wears his bangs and dreads pushed back and grew a long ass beard#(it was inspired by wayne static. i just love his insane hair and beard it was such a cool look. guy just had troll hair irl. rip dude)#the kids designs aren't final because the girlfriend's design isn't final yet either#the gf is basically the last member of the band who joins after floyd leaves
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DAY 96: trapped in a timeloop all by yourself, handsome?
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#siffrin isat#isat spoilers#i'm not even tagging this as sifloop this just happens in the game#if loop hangout has a million fans im one of them#if loop hangout has 5 fans im one of them#if loop hangout has 1 fan that one is me#if loop hangout has no fans im no longer alive#loop hangout is sooooo. there's so many awesome little moments tucked in there and like. it's similar to twohats in a way#where the big spectacle of it leaves the Major impression. you remember loop hangout for the big ol eyes family dying sif screaming#but it's so!!!! it's so!!!!!!!!!!#aughhhh loop and sif being actually kind of genuine together and enjoying each other's company#and loop begins to let their walls down. talking abt how they understand how it feels to be trapped#before they catch themself and deflect. and blow sif a little kissy abt it lol#it's so great. i'd get all huffy abt ppl never remembering this part but i also did not remember a lot of the details of loop hangout until#i had to transcribe it. very underrated scene IMO
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just had the thought 'in the end the most important thing varric taught rook was how to make a home for, with, and in other people' and then I had to go lie down on the floor and clutch at my head in unceasing agony for a few hours, as you may well imagine. hawke and the kirkwall crew........ in the end you kind of saved the world a bit in the most characteristically indirect and chaotic of ways. not by anything in particular that you did or achieved or accomplished (lmao imagine!), but just by -- having existed, and by the love that was always there, despite it all, in all its imperfections, even when no one was saved by it in the end. you're not here right now and you're not quite haunting the narrative but I hear your voices bickering and arguing and laughing from the other room. (and so, I think, does varric. all the time.)
'did you think you mattered, hawke? did you think anything you ever did mattered?' yeah actually, varric says with da2 and keeps saying through the series. you were here. and I loved you. and as it turns out that mattered more than almost anything in the world, no matter how long it lasted or how fucked up it was at the time or what else happens, because varric manages to pass that feeling, that intangible... home, that echo of you all as you were together, that love, hopefully the best parts of it, on to someone else for them to bring with them on their journey, with their family. and maybe the world will be kinder this time. you never know. merrill's line of 'Everything affects everything. We were born, a bunch of things happened, and now we're in a mess with our friends.' varric's greatest fear of becoming his parents. even through the wreck and the ruin of the world, ghosts upon ghosts upon ghosts of love -- malcolm hawke, who we never even see, but his life touched hawke's and hawke's touched varric's and varric's touched rook's and rook is passing it on to the family they're creating. the unbroken legacy of love shines through in ways that are stronger and stranger than any magic. help
#I woke up. I opened my eyes. this insight hit me over the head like the fist of god. what the fuck. what the FUCK#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#hawke#varric tethras#dragon age 2#dragon age meta#let me live please I've barely reached consciousness I can't deal with this#the kirkwall gang.#what if they were secretly the most important people who ever existed. just because they existed. and for the love that was there#yeah you know what? that's not the worst legacy in the world is it.#da:tv really is da2 2 in some key ways. to me. one of the most da2 lovers or all time#also extremely da2 and also varric core for varric to adopt a kid (as a full adult) completely alone with hawke possibly dead#and STILL somehow manage to make it a varrichawke lovechild on some level. not romantic not platonic but something even more insane#every day varric is unbearably intimate with hawke through the narrative in ways he simply Cannot be with anyone in real life#(in ways you perhaps Should not be in real life. also. lol)#he keeps moving on no matter what b/c that's what you do. but I think varric's real home isn't even kirkwall or a place at all#it's a time. and that time is da2. or at least the story of da2 that he tells himself.#also also what about them themes around parenthood huh. I think varric in the end at least did not become his parents. thank god#trauma gets passed down. but so do other things and you have choices about what you want to leave behind#for those who come after you.#*tears streaming down my face* guess I have to go make breakfast and pretend everything is normal then. sick and twisted
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#Doodles#Handplates#UT#Fellplates#Gaster#Papyrus#Sans#Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise#Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine#There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play āŖ#As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol#What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol#Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important#He does offer a way out - hehe ā« - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure#Hehehehe#The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe āŖ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft#Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha#Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting#He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!)#Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him#If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas#I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol#Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to??#He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha
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Lesbingyuan au where itās the normal set up of post extras Bingge dimension traveling into another universe to find his own Shen Yuan. Except the world he arrives in (and is stuck in, canāt opt out of this gender journey) is a slightly genderbent one.
(hidden under a read more bc this turned basically into a wonkily grammatically tensed mini-fic)
Our darling Peerless Cucumber is a 20 something self-proclaimed straight girl with untapped soft butch potential, and is currently recovering from the harrowing trauma of the sunk cost fallacy. Sheās spent a lot of time spending money on, reading, and participating in the online fandom of Proud Immortal Demon Way, and sheās currently also dealing with the fact that all her hard work in making herself heard to Great Master Airplane was seemingly for nothing. You see, Shen Yuan had the brilliant idea to create an account that appeared to be a perfectly demographically targeted straight male fan of YY novels who could critique Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky as his fellow but also his better and be listened to and receive great accolades from all frequenters of Zhongdian Literature and be validated for her hate of his writing.
āAirplaneās stupid pen name is a dick joke, I guess I gotta make mine one tooā¦ Just to, you know, seem legit and like we have common ground.ā
What this charade accomplished was very little, but Peerless Cucumber did become very infamous for three things. One, his nitpicking (āItās hardly nitpicking if it harms the integrity of the whole story1!!ā). Two: his Luo Binghe fanboying (āAs a protagonist heās clearly just a cut above the rest when it comes to soul and wit, the story just rarely ever shows it offā). And three: his skipping of the steamy scenes (āI highly doubt this near identical scenario that also happened twenty chapters back but with a different wife of the week with this exact same cliffside flower giving off the same aphrodisiac mist to Bingge and new wife below will now suddenly be of any plot consequence for the next arc. It didnāt last time either, SKIP!ā).
His fervent online activity garnered him the reputation of being an Airplane anti-fan, but also the assumed personality of a submissive simp who hates the easily dominated women that populate Luo Binggeās harem.Ā
ālol thats why he must like mingyan so much. she never let bingge push her down. cucumber-bro must want a girlfriend whoāll chain him up and whip him! hes a pervert just like the rest of us, just a worse type kek.āĀ
Shen Yuan, when looking at such reply comments, gets shiver-inducing flashbacks to when her meimei left her BL comics out for everyone and the Buddha to see. She accidentally witnessed frightening scenes of thin, long-limbed men pushing each other down, tying each other to beds and cracking whips on skin until they shed blood, tears and semen, the shou begging for the gong to stop and the gong never listening.Ā
Shen Yuan tries to put such things out of her mind if only to preserve in amber the precious, innocent image of her meimei she knows to be true, but also secondarily to focus on the insulted male pride sheās supposed to be feeling after being accused of being a wussy submissive deviant in bed. That sort of accusation requires an in-depth 10,000 character response in order to remain in character as a straight male YY novel connoisseur.
Shen Yuan, as Peerless Cucumber but also as her true self, was undoubtedly straight. Staying in character, Peerless Cucumber made sure to extol the beauty of characters like Liu Mingyanā āSheās an intelligent and cold beauty and is written with a clear and vivid personality! A true equal for our Bingge on the battlefield and in matters of the heart!ā As well as occasionally Ning Yingyingā āSheās not the boring choice, you all just donāt know the special value a loyal shijie character brings, even if she does lose 99% of her personality to that one singular traitā¦ā
But donāt get it twisted! This is a part of her performance! In real life, logged off and touching grass and breathing fresh outdoor air, sheās your run-of-the-mill average girl who is just a part of the pack.Ā
Her goals in life are simply not ambitious, is all. If there was a competition with ten available spots to win, sheād have no qualms placing tenth and simply feel honored to have participated. If there are ten girls and nine of them bag a good boyfriend, Shen Yuan doesnāt mind being the tenth who gets unlucky. Sheās just kind to her meimeis and jiejies like that! As if sheād take that away from them! They'd probably been wanted those boyfriends for a long time!Ā
Shen Yuan is hardly a sore loser, and she knows the great importance of girl code and female friendship.
So, Shen Yuan being the normal average and totally straight and cisgender girl that she is decides to wallow in her Airplane-induced misery by going to a con, donning her homemade Mobei-jun cosplay. She worked hours of her life learning how to sew just for this project to the point her family thought she was finally thinking about settling down and learning wifely skills.Ā
Unfortunately for her ignorant family sheās actually just investing in a really elaborate excuse to cross dress. Well, itās not really crossdressing, itās just cosplay! Cosplay is totally different and not about taking on the gender of a character, but their larger identity! She didnāt want to explain this to them, and internally felt afraid and hesitant about it, as if theyād view her as weird for wanting to do this, so she didnāt bother to try at all.
So, Shen Yuan in her 160 centimeter/5 foot 3 inch glory decked out in dark blues and blacks, fur lining the shoulders of her outfit for style points, and wearing a long white wig styled mostly loose but with a few thin braids, chances upon a particularly striking Luo Binghe cosplayer. Not just any Luo Binghe cosplayer, but the best one! Heās tall, must be over 180cm/6 foot but also svelte and willowy in surprising ways. His hair is long and flows down his back from a ponytail ornamented at the base with a thin metal guan. Parts of his cosplay seem very benign, but others seem meticulously crafted and exquisite in quality, especially that sword at his hip! Just looking at it intimidated her, yikes! Job well done, cosplayer!
This Luo Binghe also had the most beautiful and delicately boned face sheād ever seen, eyes dark and deep and highly reflective like that of a lake on a dark and starry night. The cosplayerās voice was also deeply melodic and enchanting.
This cosplayerā¦ is also a woman! Shen Yuan nodded to herself internally, yes that must be it! No man looks like this in reality, this is a fellow female sufferer of Proud Immortal Demon Way impersonating a fictional man for similar psychological reasons as her. A surge of female loyalty spawns in Shen Yuanās chest, and she doesn't even bother resisting the urge to walk over and strike up a conversation with this Luo Binghe.
She spat out her name in quick order and immediately started on the topic of female character writing in the novel. The Luo Binghe cosplayer was looking at her quietly and with a heavy amount of gravity, ink-brush eyebrows sitting elegantly low above her eyes in attentive focus. What a good listener this lady is, Shen Yuan thought. She canāt remember when someone last listened to her this closely. She hypocritically chooses to not pay attention to that train of thought any further. āIn a world like Proud Immortal Demon Way,ā Shen Yuan began with slight smarm, āwho would choose to be a woman? I certainly wouldnāt if I wanted to see the interesting parts of the world that drew me into the story in the first place. A male protagonist can explore it freely, but the female characters are all locked away in either the marriage bedroom or the highly isolated harem palaces. Great Master Airplane clearly didnāt eat enough walnuts as a child, he must have some sort of brain deficiency when it comes to writing proper charactersā āĀ
The tall Luo Binghe cosplayer suddenly spoke up. āChoose?ā āHm? Yeah, I mean, in a world like that, thereās basically no choice, yeah? Gotta serve the narrative and readers and all. But the real world doesnāt have a narrative, we only have ourselves and each other to guide us. So we just do what we want, figure it out as we go. Like us two! We wanted to dress up as these male characters from this asinine story and attend this con and we figured out how to do it! Weāre kindred spirits, you and I, weāre zhiyin!ā āSo when you leave this con, you will also choose to take this manner of dress off and wear something else?ā āObviously. Though, my go-to outfit is just a big t-shirt and sweatpants, or athletic shorts. This kind of thing is the extent of me dressing up.ā Shen Yuan didnāt notice, but the Luo Binghe cosplayerās eyes mildly glazed over in irritated confusion at the unfamiliar terms. Nor did she notice the slight expression of planning that developed in that gaze, as if they were imagining a future shopping expedition to find an outfit Shen Yuan would want to dress up in that wasnāt a facsimile of Luo Bingheās right hand man.
āIā¦ also want to leave this con and wear something else.ā āThe busyness getting to you, huh jiejie? You must have gotten here a lot earlier than I did, you poor thing. I guess this is it, it was nice talking to youāā āI donāt have any other clothes with me, and am unable to go back home. Can you help this poor one, jiejie?ā āJiejieāā Shen Yuan coughed. āAm Iā¦ wait you canāt go back home? Did your ride ditch you or something, aiyah what a scummy thing to do! I do have extra clothes on me, though I donāt think theyāll fit you. But letās go find out. I guess if I have to take care of you like this, it does make me feel like a jiejie. Your height made me assume you were older than me, haha.ā
Shen Yuan laughed, and the Luo Binghe cosplayer rapidly relaxed and took on an easy smile. āAn innocent mistake. Jiejie must often be assumed to be younger than her actual age.ā Shen Yuan hummed absent-mindedly. āEh, not really. Iām only 22, and I think I look it. Itās you who looks like a jade immortal, uh, meimei.ā She stuttered when she realized she hadnāt yet caught the other cosplayerās name, and for some reason it felt weird to just call her Luo Binghe without her also LARPing along as Mobei-jun. Shen Yuan by this point had taken the tall meimeiās hand, it pale and slender much like the rest of her, and had been pulling her along towards the public bathroom to make use of her backpackās change of clothes, walking along the wall to avoid foot traffic. However, the moment she had finished her sentence and called the other one meimei, the Luo Binghe cosplayer suddenly slammed her free hand on the wall and yanked hard on the one Shen Yuan was holding, pulling her in close to herself, caging her in from behind. Shen Yuan squeaked and found herself crowded against the wall. Her back was encased in a warm and dark heat and she could see above her that jade-white hand curled tightly in on itself, heel practically grinding against the wall. It looked like it was trembling slightly. An earth-shatteringly tight grip squeezed the fingers of her still held hand to the point of hurting slightly. Shen Yuan winced at the sensation.
Shen Yuan heard sharp, heavy breathing above her. Not knowing what to do nor quite what was going on, she squeezed back the hand that was keeping hers hostage and leaned back slightly. Comfort is what sheās doing this for, right? Feels like the reason sheās doing it.Ā
Shen Yuan felt the other cosplayer jolt behind her. After a tense beat, a forehead slowly dropped onto her shoulder. Shen Yuan was wearing fur along the top half of her outfit as a part of her Mobei-jun cosplay, but nonetheless she could feel the vague contour of the otherās nose through it, burrowing deeper into its warmth. Shen Yuan now felt awkward for only bothering with faux-fur for her cosplay. But with that face resting upon her shoulder and an odd sense of vulnerability wafting off of her, a sharp sense of broad awareness filled Shen Yuan's mind mysteriously. Her mind filled up with sensory information on the one behind her, naturally taking note of every detail with ease.
āMeimeiā¦ā the Luo Binghe cosplayer trailed off, muffled slightly by Shen Yuanās cosplay, but also seemingly by her own emotions being stuck in her throat. āCan I really be jiejieās meimei?ā Shen Yuan didnāt really know what to do or how to respond, so she simply continued to lean her weight back onto the other. She then pulled on the elbow that led to the hand positioned above her until it was brought down far enough for her to grab properly. Shen Yuan took both hands in hers and placed them in front of her in a comfortable position.Ā They were slightly cold, so she rubbed at them with her thumbs.
The Luo Binghe cosplayer picked her head up and looked down at the sight with watery eyes and a warbling lip. Both of her hands were cradled in that grip, gently held in front of the shorterās stomach in a tender and intimate fashion. Their arms were bent parallel and their front and back slotted together in a way that, to the taller one, felt predestined.
āCan you, what kind of question is that, of course you can. But, Iād like to have your name too, if you donāt mind? Only calling you meimei sounds like Iām calling out to my real little sister.ā Shen Yuan laughed and looked up over her shoulder nonchalantly.Ā
Somewhere in the distance, she can hear people giggling and snapping pictures of the two. She felt a twinge of embarrassment. Of course this moment looks compromising from the outside, theyāre cosplaying Luo Binghe and Mobei-jun!
Shen Yuan was suddenly working very hard to maintain a cool poker face in front of her very tall and newly minted meimei.
Bringing up her real little sister and then suddenly being thrust into this type of self-aware of cringe violently and nonconsensually summoned forth invented images of a dog blooded BL scenario that wouldnāt be out of place in her real meimeiās leisure literature.
Fellow con goers, please have mercy on us two women and don't be thinking of what I'm thinking! Weāre merely having a pure hearted, early friendship bonding moment! Skinship is very much common and normal between people like us, disregard the kabedon! Totally normal female friendship is blossoming here, get your homoerotic dog blood tropes out of our personal lives!
āThis one is calledā¦ Qiu Bingbing.ā Her voice hitched and quavered with some sort of ineffable, delicate emotion. āBingbing, ah? Written with the same character as Binghe, meaning ice? And Qiu, is that with the character meaning the autumn season or the character meaning a grave mound?ā
Qiu Bingbing hummed and nodded lethargically to the first question and spoke up for the second, hesitating slightly. āQiu as in autumn.ā āWhat a pretty name, āautumn iceā. You fit the bill of Luo Binghe perfectly, but with a name like that itās nearly a pity to go by something else. Youāre a miraculous find in a place like this, Bing-mei.ā Shen Yuan complimented with abandon, eager to make her new friend feel good, and turned around. Still holding one hand, she impulsively took the chance Qiu Bingbingās still bowed head offered and patted it softly.
She did that for a while, not paying attention to anything else. A euphoric smile opened on Qiu Bingbingās lips. She was lost in the moment too.Ā
The rest of the world fell away. As long as Luo Binghe, no, as long as Qiu Bingbing can worm her way into every crevice of Shen Yuan, sheāll be fine. He before was always grasping at any semblance of peace and security only for it to slip through his grasp like sand, but sheās found it. Sheāll nestle in and hibernate inside Shen Yuanās veins and sheāll never let go. She will never.
āLetās go get you those clothes. Good thing I like them oversized, they should be mildly presentable on you, even if they arenāt anything girly.ā
āI can live without anything girly, anything of yours will do.ā
āThatās good to hear, letās go then.ā
#holy fuck im leaving it at that#svsss#my text#my fic#? dear god in an ideal world that tag will get more use than just this#lets call this...#Cucumber-jiejie And Her Newly Minted Meimei#shen yuan#luo binghe#luo bingge#luo bingmei#lesbingqiu#lesbingyuan#this was originally a much smaller draft that i was making on mobile but i misswipped and suddenly all my progress was lost#so taking a second crack at it with my semi-remembered general gist i ended up writing what's basically a fic?#not really a writer but i entered the flow state and what can a bitch do but obey it ya know#i wonder if that was airplane's mindset when he started writing pidw: ālol might as well see where this takes meā#i guess i can also tag this as#trans luo binghe#transbian luo binghe#my vibe was genderyes she/he unblossomed butch lesbian shen yuan#and withered but newly watered and speedrun-recovering she/he trans lesbian luo binghe. or as she's called here Qiu Bingbing
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I have a question. When the drivers do the fan stages before a race, F1 usually has two teams go at the same time (for example, Iāve seen Alpine and Ferrari go together before). Why donāt Ferrari and Red Bull ever go together?
Can you imagine Charles and Max on the stage together. Laughing when asked silly questions or blushing when they look at each other.
Lestappen interacting during a fan stage would be simply lovely. š
#this is genuine question I have#who decides the fan stages#has redbull and Ferrari ever done one together?#do they usually keep them with the same teams? so for example is vcarb and redbull always together?#I watch the driver parades just for any hint of a crumb of lestappen but image how many lestappen moments we could get during a fan stage!#also then you can have Carlos and checo gossip in Spanish on the side. leaving lestappen no choice but to talk to each other#this is another random thought I had during the shower lol#please let me know what you think#I need more lestappen in my life apparently#lestappen#charles leclerc#max verstappen#ferrari#red bull racing#f1#also Lando notice how I used simply lovely in warm way and not in a way that insults max
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Masturfesting w/ Mikey
ā” NSFW, fem reader, masturbation + manifesting, delusion, established friendship, panty stealing, perv!Mikey, college au ā”
note: my beautiful moot @i-literally-cant-with-this gave me this little idea š©· I started at 2am and finished around 3, its 6:30 right now so yeah lol I need some rest
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You and Mikey had always been close growing up, and that didn't change one bit when you two got to college. Of course he was still out partying and fighting with his friends, those things, along with your presence, were the only things he kept consistent. But a lot of things changed, he started becoming more aware of himself, of his feelings towards you, and of his place in your life. He knew he wanted a relationship with you, but wasn't sure how to approach you. So he did what he thought was best and started doing some research.
He discovered a lot of romance coaches, wikiHow articles and unhelpful stuff like that, but then he struck what he thought was a gold mine. He discovered the spiritual side of love, specifically types of love potions and spells. He was never one to believe in magic but it couldn't hurt to try. The one that caught his eye? Masturfesting. It was so disgustingly delusional, it just had to work. And so, he started a routine. Everytime he was hard, he'd go on your social media pages, scroll through, and find a picture he could get off to. He'd start off slow, savoring the moment and imagining your pretty hands wrapped around his dick. He'd finish pretty quickly, staining his phone and the picture of you on the screen with gooey strings of cum.
This became a daily occurrence for him, but as of late he felt like it wasn't working. He needed to go further, to do something moreā¦risky. So he walked to your dorm after class, under the false pretenses of having a study session. You two were in your room laying on a pile of pillows on the floor, flipping through textbooks, when suddenly you had to use the bathroom. You left the room, giving Mikey the chance to take his masturfesting to the next level. He rooted around in your dirty laundry, stealing a pair of your panties and pocketing them for himself. You came out of the bathroom and were none the wiser.
After the study session was over he went back to his dorm, rushing to the bathroom to make use of your panties. The soft material felt like heaven wrapped around him, and he couldn't help but imagine thrusting into your pretty pussy instead of his hand. The way they felt, the way they looked, the way they smelled, everything turned him on and made him even more determined to have you for himself. He fully believed that his disgusting actions would result in you unknowingly falling head over heels for him, and maybe it wouldā¦or maybe he's just delusional as all hell. Either way he's not gonna stop, not anytime soon, not until he's sure you'll want him as much as he wants you.
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#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers smut#mikey smut#tokyo revengers fanfiction#delulu is the solulu#real talk this man is so fucking hot and delusional š®āšØ#literally had no clue what masturfesting was before Sarah told me lol#imma just leave this here#gotta let it marinate in ya mind fr š#I wish someone was this delusional for me honestly š
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