what if we broke the cycle of violence and hugged each other?
loan’s kinnporsche 2nd anniversary: favourite family: the minor family
(insp: ½+½)
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American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!
Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.
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I never thought mutual handjobs in a public bathroom at your evil hobbit cousins crack deal after party while your twunk bodyguards stand by the open ass door trying not to listen in with bonus green mood lighting could be romantic but kinnporsche really proved me wrong
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jeff: gender and sexuality are made up
us: so true your maJEFFsty
(source - thank you to @jeffbiblesupremacy for cutting)
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