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morally-gray101 · 2 years ago

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GOD he was such a windup i LOVE HIM

most neil moments of all time collection:

calling kevin a deadweight has been and immediately running way

"whatd you do, run here?" "walked. 😐"

you know, i get it

telling bee the rest of the team is mental... baby girl look in the mirror

getting a pair of nice new boots from andrew and immediately imagining what it would be like to kick his face in

upending a glass of water on the floor and then throwing it at aaron

paying a bus boy $100 to knock him out

being told to keep his phone on and immediately turning it off after hanging up

shoving andrews hand up his shirt in front of like half a dozen people

learning andrew is afraid of heights and being like well if it makes you feel better it's more likely you'll die in a car accident than a plane crash :)

in the middle of getting kidnapped and telling lola she looks like a strung out whore

"are you stupid?" "yeah."

when the girl asks for his number and he's like what for 😐.

i have a bit of an attitude problem.

you're going to eat those words and you're going to choke on them.

"you plan on wearing the same six outfits over and over again this year?" "eight. and yes. 😑"

picking up andrews old cigarette and taking a drag while making eye contact with him on the roof from the ground and doing his two finger salute. HUGE fag moment.

#aftg #aftg shitpost #all for the game #all for the gay #what a king #he was so dramatic #so jaded #so unhinged #i want neil comentating my life

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hamsterdads · 8 months ago

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the girls ever <3

#rose lalonde #jade harley #homestuck #art #im rereading hs with my buddies so im glad to draw them again #hamsterfather

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gailytine · 2 months ago

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coming out

#gailydraws #comic #homestuck #jade harley #jake english #IVE BEEN OUT OF HOMESTUCK FOR SO LONG I THOUGHT JAKE'S NAME WAS 'JAKE HARLEY' 😭😭😭#meme #edit: OOH JUST FINDING OUT HER NAME #lara english

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xxdigitaldream · 2 months ago

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various album covers

#homestuck #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #hs art #hs fanart #artist on tumblr #cannot seperate these guys #even though 90% of the time i only draw dave #dave fiend over here #bc i usually only have energy / ideas for one #i wanna do actual homestuck album redraws though #be so awesome #one day #maybe #when im not busy #(never)#dr art

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anbaisai · 4 months ago

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AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)

(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)

Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus:

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #jade is having the time of his life being a nasty little mofo and i love him for it #and gosh...leona and sally being friends is SO cute #sometimes i forget that leona is canonically a feminist #sally poisons a man and he's like 'you go girl'#they have so much in common though!#they both have eye scars and no ears on the sides of their heads!#no but they're adorable and i love it #and i suppose i have to reluctantly admit that i understand why lilia could not be in this event #he would just be stuffing frogs into his mouth left and right without even blinking #every time we get a moment of culture-clash he would just be there like 'mm-hm. yes. i do not see the problem.'#man. i do so adore any event that forces the boys to Work Together #their one weakness...not being petty dipshits who get into slapfights at the drop of a hat #absolutely nothing got done that first day and the mayor set off the emergency alarm because he was so done with them #this is perfection #anyway brb gotta go do some missions for the other jack's birthday #see you next week for more of scully becoming increasingly disillusioned with all these fake halloween fans

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kenchann · 5 months ago

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new tweel cards in august iam so cooked

#twisted wonderland #twst #ツイステ #ツイステッドワンダーランド #mmarts #twst oc #twst yuu #twst grim #jade leech #floyd leech #i was cooked starting tapis rouge i still havent recovered ueuudueuudu #back to back faves then these bitches show up on god #ive been waiting for mer cards since forever #also cant wait to see octozuzu in their story fufufufufufuu #theres tons of octozuzu thoughts up in here but i shant babble anymore #sigh might skip bday ortho .... or not #M A N #then sept is prolly fellow GAH im so cooked- im pulverized

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sorrelpaws · 6 months ago

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IF YOU HATE YOURSELF SO MUCH THEN WHY DON'T YOU HATEMARRY YOURSELF

#homestuck #karkat vantas #jade harley #THEYRE SO FUNNNYYYYYYYYY I LOVE THEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM #i really like how karkat opens a whole new world of haterism to jade. theyre incredible

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r-aindr0p · 3 months ago

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That's probably how he exactly pictured it

#twisted wonderland #twst shitpost #twst harveston #Jade leech #azul ashengrotto #Discovering the event for the first time #Idia and Jade being fanboys for different reasons my beloveds #Sebek being well... himself and a bit gullible is so funny too omg #Will do other drawings of the event when I get to be in a more comfortable place + internet

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marisashinx · 4 months ago

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Azul is on to something here...

#this most probably has been done before but i wanted my own version of it too #OCTAVINELLE FANS WERE SO WELL FED THESE LAST DAYS I AM LIVID #TE AMO MAFIA DE MARISCOS #have fun with small easter eggs #twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #mari draws stuff #artists on tumblr

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bloobydabloob · 3 months ago

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i think dirk and jade hanging out would be really great in your style, actually.

My cybernetic future furryfriends

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #hs fanart #dirk strider #jade harley #FURRIES #Ask #Tenuous digitigrade = digitalgrade pun #I’ve been listening to so much the money store this week so I think there’s some accidental influence #(Latter image)#blooby posting

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maythedreadwolftakeyou · 10 days ago

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Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home

Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|