#so it’s a lifeplane now

[spinjitsuburst]

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THE WAY I KINDA AGONIZED FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES OVER WHAT TO SEND FOR YOURS LMAO anyways here’s cabinet man jay about to get his shit rocked by pirates as usual

If Jay could make it to the lifeboat- well, a lifeplane he supposed - and get it going before they stopped him, the pirates might not find it worth it to go after him. It’s been what - a week and a half? Two weeks? He isn’t sure anymore, but he’s caused enough chaos that hopefully they’ll cut their losses.

Nadakhan hummed in agreement. “That is one way to describe it. Which is why you must understand… I will never let you escape now after all you’ve done to get in the way of my plans.”

Silence. The two stared each other down, both seeming to wait for the other’s next move. Jay felt a bead of sweat run down his face, eyes flicking between Nadakhan and the plane in his peripheral, as Nadakhan stared him down with an amused challenge. I dare you to try it.

Jay snapped first.

He lunged towards the plane.

The pirates rushed forwards. Jay scrambled back, his ankle screaming in protest but Jay pushed through, reaching in desperation to grab onto the lifeplane-

[princessmyriad]

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[1pcii]

I can't believe I'm being endeared to zo/suke as much as I am considering I generally dislike sasuke shipping as he tends to be used as nothing BUT a shipping vessel. but honestly an anti-government pirate/swordsman boyfriend would be so good for his whole deal in a vacume...

[iconuk01]

Sigh... "When Love Has Gone" this, "When Love Has Gone", that...

Why does no one ever talk about the two other songs on The Muppet Christmas Carol soundtrack that didn't make it to film?

The first is the one above, as Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker attempt to sway Scrooge to the concept of generosity and it's benefits. I think it might be Honeydews only lead in a musical number.

There's also this gem, sung by Headmaster Sam Eagle to young Scrooge as he details a lifeplan for him.

Now, in fairness I'm not sure either of these made it as far as filming (Whereas "When Love Has Gone" did), but it's a shame that a couple of fun songs sung by Muppets not usually given the musical spotlight, ended up going nowhere. :(

Still, they're here, so enjoy!

[elaineweidesign]

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[weeswageningen]

Seminar: Making sense of global biodiversity – exploring new frontiers and collaborations (16:00 in Orion C1040) 

Prof. Tomas Roslin Professor in Insect Ecology, Swedish University of Agricultural Sciences (SLU), Sweden Principal Investigator for the LifePlan Project: A planetary inventory of life.

We all know that biodiversity is dwindling. Yet, for much of this diversity, we do not know what it is, where it is and what drivers it responds to. Joint data repositories are flooded by data on the least diverse organism groups, whereas data on the most diverse groups are in short supply. Given this state of affairs, we need to aim faster, higher and stronger in biodiversity science.

Prof. Roslin will talk about our attempts to do so, and to generate commensurate biodiversity data across organism groups. More specifically, he will talk about the LIFEPLAN project, which aims to characterize biological diversity through a worldwide sampling program, and develop the bioinformatic and statistical approaches needed to make the most out of these data. This is one of the most ambitious, globally distributed and systematically collected datasets to date on a broad range of taxonomical groups. Assessing global biodiversity calls not only for new methods and tools, but for new ways of working together as a global scientific community. Each of those elements are now coming together, and Prof. Roslin will argue that we are currently seeing the most exciting times ever in the discovery of nature!

Workshop: Distributed Science – The benefits and challenges of crowdsourcing in research  (14:00 in Orion B3042) 

Crowdsourcing, crowd science, distributed experiments, global sampling designs — call it what you will. By teaming up in new ways, we scientists can achieve so much more than ever before. In this workshop, we will discuss the new vistas opened up by collaborating in constellations of tens to thousands of people, as well as some of the challenges involved.

The workshop gives attendees the opportunity to meet the seminar’s speaker and have a discussion based on a topic of their expertise. Furthermore, BSc and MSc students can get 1 ECTS for attending 2 workshops. 

Registration is required for this workshop, and you can sign up by emailing Lydia Cornu (lydia.cornu@wur.nl) 

[kariachi]

A little au ficlet about Alan’s youngest brother. Boy has found his calling.

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“Day forty-three. After an obscene amount of puppy-eyeing Gran has given in and gotten Jason a book on firelizard care, training, and breeding. We have chickens that weigh less than it.” The image picked up by the phone camera cleared as Alan spoke, giving a better image of the little brother in question. He’d sat himself down on an upturned bucket with a book about as big as he was and a package of raisins. Sat on the fence in front of him, well out of the reach of the poultry, were four out the five firelizards in the house.

Technically he was only looking to train his Nya, but no baby firelizard was going to miss out on treats if they could help it.

“You know what he asked at dinner last night? If we could get another clutch. Says he wants to breed them. I thought ma was going to have a fit.”

They’d all gotten firelizard eggs on the Solstice, and ever since Jason’s had hatched his pretty little green he had lived and breathed the things. This hadn’t surprised anyone, at nine and six he and Sarah were young enough to latch onto interesting new things strongly like that, but her blazing enthusiasm had mellowed over the first month with her brown, while Jason’s… Jason was still going full bore and if anything had gotten worse.

“So, ya know, if he ends up a crazy flit person? I called it.”

[clematys]

hhh time to have crippling doubt about my choice of major

[chemicalpink]

Pairing: Jungkook x Female reader

Words: 4.7k

Genre: smut, angst, fluff if you squint really hard, childhood friends to lovers AU

Warnings: unprotected sex, bathroom sex, infidelity, JK is a heartthrob that is bad at feelings, YN realises she’s been in love with JK all along.

A/N: this is me trying to write longer fics, I liked how this one came out yayyy. This goes out to the @thebtswritersclub​ monthly prompt _____ to lovers, in this case it’s childhood friends to lovers. I just- I really liked how it came out, I’m so excited to know what you guys think of it.

Summary: Falling in love is such a curious thing in life, Jungkook would know best, after pinning over you for years on end, only to have his best friend take away his opportunity, or does he?

The sun was shining brightly over the park as you made your way down the slide, hot skin scorching at the contact with the yellow plastic, although you couldn’t bring yourself to care as much as your mother would, meeting Sungho at the end of it, who was covering his eyes as best as his arms would allow him to do, summer was almost coming to an end and you two had decided to spend every single second of it together, much to both of your mothers’ dismay who had long decided to take turns to tire both of you out by the neighbourhood park, nothing too exciting, if it weren’t for your young imaginative minds combined, which turned you into the closest a six year old could get to being a menace.

As you smiled brightly at your friend, you couldn’t help but turn your head towards an almost inaudible whimper coming from the shaded side of the park, finding a kid around your age plopped down by the tree, desperately drying his eyes with the back of his hand, small sobs coming out of his lips as three other kids, which you knew to be a little older than you and quite disrespectful at that, kept laughing at the boy, so really, what else were you supposed to do if not come in to save the day. “Come on Y/N they’ll make fun of us too” Sungho said as he tried to tug you away, only to have you stand your ground firmly

“If they make fun of me, I won’t cry” you crossed your arms stubbornly over your chest

“Y/N let’s just go”

“You go, Sungho” Sungho was always the type of kid that your mother kept reminding you to be more like, always righteous, never picking fights like you were known to do, but you really couldn’t stand watching the mysterious kid crying by himself while no one else did anything in the slightest. So you stood between him and the three kids that were still making fun of him, head high, fists up by your sides in a superhero pose “You shouldn’t make fun of others”

“Why don’t we make fun of both of you then, Y/N?”

“At least I can put my shirt shirt when I’m dressing myself, Areum” the girl looked down for half a second before staring you down, full of rage before huffing and turning around in true mean girl fashion.

You turn back to find a pair of bambi eyes staring at you, sobs silenced, although his chest still showed him trying to fully catch his breath. You extend your hand for him to take it so that he could stand up “I’m Y/N what’s your name?”

“I’m Jungkook” you were quick to grab his arm and pull him to where Sungho had watched the whole scene with Areum, now staring at the way you dragged the slightly shorter boy towards him

“Well Jungkook, this is Sungho and I just decided that all of us three are going to be best friends forever” the small boy smiled at that, bunny teeth showing in the process, eyes sparkly with wonder and pure appreciation, contrasting the look on Sungho’s face.

“Y/N I think you need to have girl friends to have these sleepovers with, Jungkook and I are boys” Sungho says as soon as you pass him the mirror and he is left staring at his reflection with a ton of glitter eyeshadow on his face, you turn to look at Jungkook, who is currently sprawled out playing with his nintendo, a set of pigtails adoring his head along with the hottest pink lipstick you could find

“I don’t mind it” he stuffed his mouth with chips as he continued to play on his console, not sparing any of you a look, although you smiled at him fondly, grateful to have him play along whenever Sungho didn’t feel like it, which seemed to be more and more as all of you grew older.

“Well I’m going to take this off” he said as he ran into the bathroom to wash his face. Good luck trying to get rid of glitter.

You huffed out a sigh at how boring it was getting if Sungho didn’t like to play your games, along with Jungkook being stuck inside his own little world. “This is so boriiiing”

“It was your idea Y/N”

“Yeah but you guys are no fun”

Jungkook pauses his game to turn to look at you “We can watch a movie if you’d like”

If someone were to tell 6 year old you that twelve years later, the kid that used to make fun of you would turn into your best friend, you would have probably laughed in their face, although as years went by, Areum had finally gotten better in terms of personality, up to the point where she had a full on talk with you before you decided to give it a try, even more so as she now took it as her job to protect you in high school, seeing as she was a year older than you.

“Jungkook has changed” the brunette said while taking a seat next to you inside the cozy smoothie shop, crumpling up her receipt inside her bag distractedly as you just stared at her, not knowing what had prompted her to talk about your best friend, Jungkook wasn’t exactly what one would consider popular, especially amongst the higher grades, especially not given the bickering grudge he held against Areum after all those years.

“What do you mean?”

“Just- seems like before summer he was this scrawny little thing, deer eyes, soft smiles” you looked at her intently, Jungkook had gone on vacation with his family for weeks as soon as finals were over, leaving with the promise of hanging out for the few days before school started again, similar to how you were now hanging out with Areum, her having arrived back a few hours before Jungkook “Now- well”

There were a million thoughts running inside your mind, some seemingly more plausible than others, tow hich yopu found yourself asking “Areum, did you fuck Jungkook?”

“I mean- we were both staying at the same hotel Y/N” Areum sipped on heir smoothie as a way to act coy about it, wide eyes turned the other way at the prospect of having said out loud that her latest conquest was none other than little Jungkook, the guy she had always made fun of for one or another reason

“Oh god you slept with Jungkookie” and you really tried to picture her, accepted into college, beautiful Areum, long lean legs, model faced Areum, flirt queen that always seemed to go for older guys Areum, paired up with sweet Jungkookie, sure, your best friend was cute, handsome even, there was no denying it, he was just not- Areum level handsome, Areum liked going out to party, let men shower her in drinks while Jungkook absolutely loved staying home battling Sungho in the newest video game that was around “I-I have no words”

“Y/N- Y/N don’t judge until you’ve tapped it” your friend seemed to space out for a second, as if looking back at her time with Jungkook, dreamily. “The guy got buff”

And sure he did, not only did Jungkook was now full of muscle, he also apparently had renewed his wardrobe, bought a motorcycle and apparently had even grown a few centimeters taller, or at least that much was said by Sungho as you three met up for lunch the day before classes started again, trying to catch up as you did every year when the three of you didn’t get a chance to hang out much.

“So are we getting that newly released game Kook?” Sungho mentioned in what appeared to be the background, your eyes completely fixated on whomever the man sitting in front of you was, definitely not your best friend Jungkook.

“Nah dude, I sold all my consoles and games to buy my bike” your eyes widened at the confession, probably mirroring the uttermost shocked look that Sunho was also sporting. Jeon Jungkook selling his videogames was definitely a sign of the apocalypse. You were about to make a comment before you heard a very familiar voice behind you, making you turn your head towards it.

“Jungkookie, you wanted me to come over?” her eyes had that sparkle in them which you have come to recognise as her being infatuated by someone, even if she didn’t really talked about it openly, you turned towards Jungkook in disbelief

“Yeah, Areum, lose my number”

You consciously close your mouth at the exchange as Areum backed away from the table muttering an ‘oh..okay’ as Jungkook smiled daily at her, your eyes lock in surprise with Sungho’s, both of you silently agreeing that this Jungkook was certainly a new side neither of you could yet guess whether or not you would continue to be able to befriend, although the history between the three of you spoke volumes.

And just like that, enough to get whiplash from it, Jungkook’s lazy uninterested eyes were replaced by the squinty smile you had learned to adore over the years, bunny teeth showing as his laugh resonated in the restaurant “Oh god you guys should have seen your faces!”

Your eyes travelled along the expanse of the space you three were in, looking at Sungho for a clue to pick up about what was happening, coming up empty handed as he spoke first “Dude I almost had a heart attack, I thought you had sold your games!”

“Oh no that I did” Jungkook took a sip out of his drink calmly

You tried not to show how nothing made sense in your mind “And that thing with...Areum?”

He placed his cup down, looking at you with wide eyes humming softly “Yeah that was a thing too, she’s been texting me non stop after we hooked up. I’m just glad I’m back with you guys”

So Jungkook had changed, that much was true, just not as much as he let people believe. Sure enough, the guy was now pure muscle, rode a bike everywhere, and made it his lifeplan to conquer as many girls as his schedule allowed him too; he also made a few other friends outside of your friends' circle, enough for rumours to go around about him being involved in shady business, or him hooking up with somebody’s mum. Either way, if you were to turn a blind eye to his social persona, Jungkook was still your and Sungho’s little Jungkookie, bambi wide eyes that teared up whenever it was movie night and you picked some chick flick, bunny teeth and loud giggles as he played a prank on Sungho, even though you could tell his heart just wasn’t in it as it was before.

“I’m gonna ask Y/N out” Sungho has asked Jungkook to meet him outside of campus on the first weeks of college as all three of you decided to attend together, uninterested on whatever it was that he was about to tell him, but trying to keep up his fractured friendship with the man (and you) he had shown up, even so a little fashionably late to make his point clear.

“And you’re telling me this because..”

“I don’t want to make it awkward, Jeon” Jungkook scoffs before rolling his eyes at Sungho “Don’t think I haven’t noticed you little boy crush on her for years”

“What I think you haven’t noticed is that I don’t do feelings” Jungkook retorts as he approaches him “And although I find Y/N to be quite fuckable if you ask me, I appreciate her enough not to put her in a weird place like you’re about to do, asshole”

Once weeks rolled around, things kept on being as the were after that fateful summer where Jungkook completely reinvented himself, even as semesters came and went, Jungkook grew a bit more separate from both Sungho and yourself, although it became a little harder to discern whether it was because of Jungkook or due to the fact that Sungho and you had started dating during the first semester of college. Sungho had no real answer to give you when asked about it, saying that outside of the scheduled movie night you three kept on sharing, he barely even texted Jungkook on his own.

“I heard your girl is getting married” his friend said as he handed him an opened beer, taking his place back against his bike in the middle of the night after some race they had gone to near the outskirts of Seoul.

Jungkook took a swing out of the bottle, squinting at the questionable choice in alcohol “I don’t have a girl Jihoon”

“Oh? Then what’s Y/N?'' he felt the blood draining from his face, heart heavy, breath hitching inside his throat as soon as your name left his lips. Of fucking course Sungho would try to marry you before you graduated. That bastard.

It was quite funny really, Jungkook knew from the very start, back when all three of you had 6 years old and you had saved him from a set of mean kids in the park, that Sungho was never fond of him, or rather, of the relationship you had developed with him, sure, the two men had bonded over a few shared interests as they grew up, but the only thing that kept them together was you. Sometimes Jungkook guesses it could have been him instead of Sungho, asking you out, sharing nights together, even being about to get married. But those thoughts were only wishful thinking, he had long ago decided that you deserved so much more than what he could give you, what with his eternal fear and inability to give himself up to others. So he had let you go, never thinking about the possibility of Sungho taking a place he wasn't worthy of either.

"Good for her"

It wasn't long after learning that you were engaged, that the invitation arrived to his apartment, just a few days after graduation. It wasn't really a surprise anymore, even back when he first heard the news, it wasn't that surprising, he guessed it was the years of knowing both you and Sungho, learning your patterns, that he had somehow seen it coming. It didn't make it any less hard to wish you weren't about to walk down the aisle to a man that wasn't him though. But he kept repeating to himself to stop being selfish, he had lost his chance, not that he ever had one to begin with, but as long as you were happy, he would be too.

And you really did seem happy, so he was willing to just ignore the way that his chest seemed to constrict every time your eyes locked on his from across the room as the rehearsal dinner, you were sporting a gorgeous emerald dress, the same colour as when you two first met eighteen years back, his mind spinning with impossible scenarios as each minute that passed really just turned out to be a minute closer to watch you walk down the aisle to another man, one that was supposed to be his best friend at that.

“Bride’s or groom’s” A sweet female voice called him as he sipped on his fifth? sixth? champagne flute, finding a woman staring at him with what he has come to recognise as lust.

“Eh.. you could say both”

A glimpse of recognition could be seen in her eyes before she spoke again “You must be Jungkook then, the overseeked bachelor”

“In the flesh” He smirked at her as she took a hold of his hand, guiding him upstairs to where you and your soon to be husband had booked bridesmaids and groomsmen alike for the night. Not that the blonde had anything to do with how utterly horrible he was feeling about the whole wedding situation but perhaps fucking his frustrations out would help just a little.

Jeon Jungkook was never the one to stick around until morning, that much was true, and although he might be known for a varying of unspeakable things, nothing could have prepared him for what he had to witness at ungodly hours.

He picked up the rest of his clothing after half dressing himself, not even sparing a second glance at the woman that was laying on her bed peacefully, careful not to make more sounds than the inherently necessary, his curiosity is peaked as he hears faintly moaning and skin slapping skin coming from the room next door, seeing the door barely open, and against his better judgement he peeks inside only to feel his heart pounding against his chest, blood rushing inside his ears as he can’t seem to look away from the image presented to him. Sungho, your soon to be husband, the one that he used to consider his best friend for years on end, the oh so righteous Sungho, ever morally correct Sungho, bending your other so-called best friend and maid of honour, Areum, over the comforter as he fucked into her. A few hours before he got married to you. After everything that he had put him through, making him believe that it was in your best interest top let you go, that he should have handed you over to him, that he was the best option out of the two of you to build a life with.

Jungkook sees red and doesn’t quite remember anything other than Areum running out of the room as he punches Sungho in the face, receiving some punches back.

“You absolutely disgust me”

The bastard has the guts to laugh at him “You know, Jeon” he goes to inspect his face in the mirror “If you burst Y/N’s bubble, you’ll forever be remembered as the stupid little boy that was jealous enough on her wedding day to ruin her life”

Jungkook clenches his fists by his side before deciding to turn his heels and leave the room, vision still blurry in anger, breathing ragged, a small trickle of blood making its way down from his eyebrow as he almost automatically walked himself to the other side of the hostel where he knew you must have been resting, taking a few too many second to decide to knock on the door.

“Jungkook? What are you- oh god” sleep seems to leave you as soon as your eyes lock on his beat up face, him smiling at you in a futile attempt to have you not worry that much about his well being, but of course you were already searching for a first aid kit as he took a seat on your bed “Jungkookie, what happened?”

And perhaps he didn’t think it through that much, but he couldn’t let you walk yourself into a marriage blinded by the persona Sungho had always made you believe he was. “Y/N” he took your hands in his, stopping you from rubbing any more antiseptic into his cut “You’ll hear,a nd probably have already heard, too much shit about me”

His eyes beg you to stare at him intently, and although the whole scenario had you giggling out of nervousness, it soon died down “Kook, what are you talking about?”

“Y/N- Sungho is not the man he’s made us think he is” your eyes scan his face for any more clues on what he’s saying a syou feel a beeping sound closing in on your ears, overwhelmed by the situation “And he’ll probably say this is me just being a jealous asshole after being in love with you for more than half of my living years but-”

You stare at him in horror as your hands remove themselves from his hold as if he was burning, standing up from where you were seated next to him, feeling your whole world being crushed down a few hours before what was supposed to be the happiest day of your life “No” you take a step back as you hold your chest, feeling hot tears welling up in your eyes “Jungkook please don’t do this shit to me”

“Y/N just- don’t marry Sungho” somehow he had willed his voice to remain calm

Your head shook fervently at him, as if somehow the action would make him retreat his words “Sungho loves me, Jungkook”

His eyes were ice cold at your words “He loves you enough to fuck Areum a few hours before making you his wife”

He really didn’t mean the bite on his words as he said them, this had nothing to do with you and everything to do with that asshole you called finacé, so he could completely understand when through your tears, chest heavy with rage and head spinning you asked “Please leave”

And he did.

Everything seemed like a fever dream. The words that Jungkook had said, the implication that it had. And really, if it weren’t for the fact that Jungkook was gone from the whole ordeal, you could have sworn your life that it was nothing other than a nightmare, Areum was as bubbly as ever, helping you get ready. Sungho’s good morning text still found its way into your inbox. Jungkook had not only accused you fiancé of cheating, but had said he had always been in love with you, no further proof to his words, so you decided to go as planned, yet you found yourself hyper aware of every move Sungho made, especially when they involved Areum.

You stood in your pristine white dress in front of a couple dozens of guests as traditional words were spoken, your mind a thousand miles away as you kept on looking towards the door, hoping that maybe, just maybe, they would open up, Jungkook would show up and stop you from making what could potentially be the worst mistake of your life.

"If anyone objects to the marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace." your eyes trail to the soor, yearning to hear Jungkook’s voice amidst the otherwise silent chapel, but it never came.

“Hey, Y/N come dance with us,” one of your bridesmaids say as the night progresses after dinner, some loud beat taking over the venue at the reception, making everyone stand up to dance, including your now-husband as you find yourself sulking sitting on your designated table.

“I’m fine, you go” you try to flash her the biggest smile you can as she goes, leaving you once again with your thoughts. Thoughts that mainly involved Jungkook, figuring that after all these years, life had managed to finally separate you, heart yearning to have him close to you, the more you became aware of your current life path, the more you realised what a humongous mistake you had made. You had always thought that marrying Sungho would give you a sense of utter happiness, of fulfillment, whether what Jungkook said was true or not, as you watched your husband having the time of his life without you. If he were Jungkook, he would be seated right by your side.

Jeon Jungkook, as deviated as he appeared to be to everyone, as much as he slept around, he had demonstrated to be the most loyal human being by your side up until the last second of your friendship, unlike Sungho, he had always been interested in what you wanted to do, had always let your voice be heard, had helped you through rough times when Sungho was nowhere to be seen, perhaps you had chosen the wrong best friend to fall in love with a few years ago, the wrong man in your life to marry. It had been Jungkook all along. It could have been Jungkook all along.

Your eyes fixate on the way that Sungho whispers something on Areum’s ear and you feel your blood boil, more out of self-pity and annoyance at letting such a man manipulate you rather than jealousy as you stand up to make your way to the bathroom, in hopes of freshening up before coming up with a plan to fix this mistake.

You sigh as you hold yourself up by the sink, looking at yourself in the mirror, pondering just how deep you’ll have to dig to come out of the mess when you hear an all too familiar deep chuckle behind you “So you realised”

You turn your back to the mirror to face Jungkook “That Sungho was an asshole or that I’m in love with you?”

His eyes turn into those deeply surprised deer shape you remember from when he was younger for a split second before they’re filled with something else between lust and deep appreciation as he backs you up further against the sink, a tattooed hand coming up to your chin “Does that mean I get to kiss you with no regrets now?”

“Would you kiss a married woman, Jungkook?” you ask playfully, matching the brattiness in his tone

“Only the ones whose husbands are assholes” and so his lips capture yours in a sweet quick kiss that has you wrapping your arms around his neck, leaning in once again, escalating from a very much due kiss filled with words that are unable to be said, into a fiery pit in the low of your stomach at the prospect of kissing Jungkook while still being in your wedding dress, just a few hours married and kissing another man.

Jungkook’s hands have abandoned their place on your figure in favour of trying to undo the little buttons on the back of your dress, breaking the kiss to complain “God just how many buttons does this dress have?”

Soon enough your dress lays forgotten on the floor, matching lingerie covering your body as Jungkook has most of your body up against the mirror, panties aside in favour of having him fingering you, arms almost failing to keep you upright as he mouths at your skin, moans escaping your lips regularly as he pumps and curls his fingers inside you, lewd noises taking reverbating on the small bathroom’s walls, a faint trail of bass coming in from the party “God you’re so perfect Y/N” he grunted as you heard his zipper coming down before feeling the tip of his cock teasing your entrance, his hand coming up to grip your hair making you face the mirror, makeup completely wrecked, the sight almost unrecognisable to you, a slight burning but pleasurable sensation on your scalp “I bet that bastard Sungho wouldn’t be able to wreck you like this” without further notice entering you from behind, your walls clenching against him as you felt him slowly but firmly making his way in and out of you at a building rapidly pace, a moan slipping past your lips and Jungkook shushing you in exchange as he increases his speed and you bit your lip to forbid any noises from coming out, afraid of being heard even when you knew it would be almost impossible to do so over the loud party noises, this bathroom being so far away from it.

Jungkook had placed your right leg up the sink, hitting an even deeper spot that had you building your orgasm at an incredible speed, throwing your head back in pleasure, feeling him completely inside you as heat pooled in your lower belly.

“K-Kook I’m gonna-ah! I’m gonna cum” a few flicks on your clit with his expert fingers as he helped you keep yourself upright did the trick as Jungkook made sure to somehow thrust even deeper, a loud moan scaping you as he spilled his warm seed inside you, quickly adjusting back his boxers and trousers as one of his fingers collected some cum that was dripping down your thigh to push it back in, letting go of you to hold yourself up against the sink, pulling your panties back in place.

“Think that counts as a wedding gift?” he turns to leave the bathroom, leaving you heaving to haphazardly step inside your dress as you trail behind him, finding him resting against a wall, his bike roaring a few meters away as he smiles your way knowingly as he puts on his helmet, throwing another one your way "So.. all ready to leave that asshole of a husband now or should I wait another 15 years?"

[phoenixonwheels]

Another Antivaxxer Registered Nurse

Carol gets her vital healthcare information from her Yahoo page.

Carol will not comply with mandates and you shouldn’t either. Why not? Because Carol said so. Don’t be a sheep! 🐑

Hey Carol - you have two choices here. You can have a healthy fear of Covid or you can find out first hand what Hell is like.

You’re an RN and you don’t know how PPE works?!? How the FUCK do you people get certified.

Hey Carol I feel like you should have been a bit more afraid of Covid.

One less antivaxxer registered nurse. Bye Carol!

[ID: Carol Radtke Andrews. R.N. at LifePlans, Inc. Former RN at Intrepid USA Home Care. Facebook posts by Carol Radtke Andrews: Jul 12: “Found this on my Yahoo page. This is why I am not interested in getting the vaccine. Way too many of these reactions being found a few at a time, different reactions each time. Thanks but NO THANKS from me. You may say that it is a small number of people who have gotten the blood clots, heart conditions, have died, and now this, that have been found so far. 1 is too many and I am not willing to take a chance with treatment now for the virus and an over 98% survival rate. You do you, I will continue to do me.” Oct 11: “Strength in numbers! To comply or not comply. If we continue to give in to the mandates, we will get more. Controllers love compliant people and so continue when so many just complain and do nothing to stop and most just give in and do whatever is mandated. OK , I can not find a lot of common sense again today so off to bed for me! Good Night!” Oct 30: “I’ll never deny the fact that Covid is legit, but so is Hell and most do not live in fear of it. 🤷🏻‍♂️” Nov 15: “That special moment when u realize Covid testers aren’t quarantine after coming in contact with those who test positive 🤣” “Another one of those things that make you shake your head and say hmmmmm...”Kathy Bastin Kelley, Dec 20: “Special prayers today! One silent. My other is a very dear friend, Carol Radtke Andrews is in hospital at MHO, she has Covid pneumonia, very ill, on respiratory, with many IVs in! She isn’t responding very good.” Abigail Andrews, Dec 27: “Carol (Radtke) Andrews. 3/23/58 - 12/27/21”]

[taigasims]

Sixth Household - The Patel Household

Welcome to the Patel Household, the first Household with a Couple that somehow was able to get pregnant despite being same sex (the reason why is left for interpretation)

The Founder of this Household is John Patel, a typical Pleasure Sim who got thrown out by his parents after he grew up to an adult. He settled down in the Trailer Park of Crystal Springs and from there on his life kept changing

You see, Johns Lifeplan were to put in minimum effort at work so he could enjoy all the nice things Life has in store but well that didn't exactly ever happen. John started dating Drew, who was at the time Steve Vance's Roommate, and somehow ended up pregnant.

But that wasn't enough, a single baby would have been okay until the couple could afford something bigger, but John ended up giving birth to the twins Anni and Fabi! Suddenly the need for more room was even higher and John and Drew ended up working their asses off!

They somehow managed to afford the empty house the Simmonds left and some basic furniture before the twins grew up to toddlers and seemed to handle everything pretty well from there.

Eventually John and Drew got married and their entire relationship never had any problems or any drama.Speaking about Drama, I should introduce you to the older Twin Anni.

Annis Life has been a lot of Drama lately, she started out as a Pleasure Sim who explored their bisexuality and ended up going to College. During her College time, Anni met the Alien Neel Conelly and they both fell so deeply in love that they got engaged.

It was Annis last semester when she discovered that she was pregnant, she told Neel and was rather chill about it since she was about to graduate anyway. Well... that didn't go as planned, Anni failed her final exam and had to redo another year of college...

And that paired with the baby inside of her wasn't going to work out, so she dropped out of college and returned to her parents without a degree. Neel, as soon as he graduated, moved into the Patel Home to be there for his fiancée

Anni birthed twins (to my amusement) named Mikael and Marina All seemed good until the Twins grew up to childs and Anni started to talk and plan her wedding with Neel. But Neel was conflicted, he ended up saying no on his wedding day and an argument ensued between them

The couple ended up breaking up, with Marina choosing to move out with her dad. Anni now of course mourned a lot how much she had given up for Neel and their kids and coped through drinking juice. She's now in a relationship with someone she had a fling with in college

Mikael became a troubled child because of his parents break up, he had feared his dad leaving and it even more hurt when his twin sister herself chose to leave with him. He has a bit of emotional problems but grew up okayish into a teen

This is the Patel Familytree, also available here on the Plum Tree App with more details: https://www.theplumtreeapp.com/public/629b602ea7db1f7432a81123

[incorrect-au-master]

Eurydice's new (after)lifeplan:

Hades: well, there goes the first soul i'd ever let go from the underworld...

Persephone: do you think they could make it?

*they see Eurydice getting sucked back to the judgement hall*

Hades: oh... i guess not...

Persephone: what happened?

Eurydice: Orpheus, he... he failed...

Persephone: oh my... i'm so sorry...

Eurydice: *sad* what am i supposed to do now? Just sit idly waiting untill the day he passes away?

Persephone: hm... *idea* would you like to have a job? That will help you keep yourself going untill you can get toguether again.

Eurydice: r-really? You want me to work for you?

Hades: well... we DO require a new personal assistant...

Persephone: and we also had lost someone close recently, so we know what you're going through...

Hades: So, what do you say?

Eurydice: *smiles* alright...

[beinspired82]

Relax, breathe and take it all in. Sure, things in your life may seem shaky and unnerving right now but trust the process and also, trust that the universe has got you. The decisions that we make that change the trajectory of our lives are no accident. We constantly flounder back and forth on things that we think are going to be wrong or bad for us, only to find out in retrospect that they are the best moves that we have ever made to project us forward in our lives.

Don’t settle because when you settle to tend to stagnate and get too comfortable. You were made for so much more than your current situation and if you trust your gut, it’ll take you to places and plant you in the most wonderful of circumstances. Everybody deserves the chance to shine.....for kings, queens and all you royals in between!

#takingchances #fitness #lifecoach #circumstances #perspectivechecks #nasmcertified #personaltrainer #relax #breathe #decisionsdecisions #risktaking #lifeplanning #validation #letgo #blissful #royals #gay #gaymen #lgbtqia #malemodel #actor #podcaster #management #managersbelike #gains #pittsburghstrong

[almondimilk]

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let’s get to know the person behind the blog! 💖🌺

Ahh thank you for this, love! 🌷💕

First let me say that later today I will be on my desktop and will do all the mention tag games everyone tagged me in! It's so difficult to do them on mobile, sorry it takes me so long I promise I am not ignoring anyone!

Anyway, randomness!

1) I love puns. I love good intelligent puns so much, also the really silly ones like the ones so bad you have to laugh I just... it keeps me going.

2) I like to come up with sauces for food. If I could and it was on my lifeplan I would be a specialist sauce-cooking person (there is a name for it but I don't remember now). Sometimes it doesn't go well, but when it does *chef's kiss*

3) I can sing. BUT only when I'm by myself. For insecurity reasons, if I have to sing in front of anyone even my husband my voice just fades and doesn't come out :/ But I love singing and I wish I could pay for lessons.

Thank you again! 💕🌷

[ununquadius]

Chemistry

Summary: Draco tries to make his friends be nice to Ron and Hermione Prompt: Chemistry. Words: 394. Read on AO3

Thanks a lot to Jeldenil and Saphira for this month prompt and for being the hosts of this month challenge, and thanks to OllieMaye for the beta and for suggesting the title <3

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“So, let me see if I got this right,” Pansy said while they walked down Diagon Alley, “because you recently discovered that you have ‘chemistry’ with Potter,” she said as she made quotation marks in the air. “We  have to put up with his friends in the Spring Ball?”

“Well, it’s because I’ve been dating Potter for three weeks that I invited him and his friends to the Spring Ball,” Draco scowled. It wasn’t that hard to understand that he wanted to enjoy the evening with the people he cared about the most, right?

“And what are we supposed to do with Granger and Weasley while you’re snogging Potter?” Pansy asked again.

“We don’t have to talk to them, right? We have nothing in common,” Goyle said, looking at the window of Madame Malkin’s shop with interest.

“We’re going to Twilfitt & Tatting,” Blaise said, pulling Goyle by the elbow. “And you know I can’t stand Granger.”

“You only have to be nice! It’s not that difficult!” Draco wanted to hex them.

“Are you telling us to be nice?” Blaise said, an eyebrow raised in disbelieve.

“I’m nice to the people I like, and that doesn’t include you three right now.”

They entered Twilfitt & Tatting and each one of them went to look around for some fancy robes, luckily the shop was small enough for them to continue their conversation.

“Listen, you don’t have to do anything, just...talk to them.” Draco was eying sets of dark green and dark blue dress robes. Finally, he decided the dark blue suited him better.

“About what?” Goyle was trying on dragonhide boots. “What do you think about these?”

“Ugly. Try these,” Draco threw him a new pair. “And I don’t know! Talk about the weather, about Granger’s lifeplans, about how many freckles Weasley has, I don’t care!”

“I’ll talk to you in a language you understand, honey: those two and us don’t have chemistry,” Pansy said.

“You don’t have to kiss Weasley, just talk to him!” Was it illegal to curse your best friend?

“I’d rather kiss Granger, I think,” Pansy said, admiring her polished nails.

“Really?” Blaise had finally joined them with a robe folded in his hands, “I’ll woo Weasley then. All for the chemistry with the Golden Trio.”

“I shouldn’t have told you about the chemistry I have with Potter!”

“Too late, hun.”

[youngsamberg]

Oh and btw: I hope (but I'm sure this is the case) Steph has total freedom to do what she pleases with her life without feeling she needs to postpone/change her lifeplan just for the show's sake... I just hope the writers and the network are willing to work around it and not the other way around, if you get what I mean

of course. and just because steph gets pregnant irl doesn’t mean they have to write it into the show. mel’s first pregnancy was hidden. and when steph was on lauren ash’s podcast she said she’s not really ready for that right now anyway so we still have some time