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Hello, could I request Stardew Valley Sam relationship headcanons with a female reader? Sfw and nsfw, please and thank you!

absolutely! <3

sdv sam boyfriend headcanons ౨ৎ

content: fluff, cheesy things, nicknames, cuddling, overstimulation, dom/sub mention, nudes, praise, fantasies. author's note: i've never actually romanced or married sam in sdv but i did research for this so i hope it's somewhat accurate hehe

sfw:

-loves doing cheesy stuff with you! like if you see any internet couple trend you wanna do, he would jump at the opportunity to do with you!! is just totally not afraid to show his love for you, even if it can be a little corny at times.

-he probably calls you "babe" and "baby" a lot! they're easy pet names that roll of his tongue easily. tbh, he probably uses them more than your actual name! if he's addressing you all flirtatiously, he uses "cutie." i think he also likes coming up with a very special nickname for you that comes from an inside joke.

-will totally write and dedicate songs to you, are you kidding me?? and oh my god he's so cute and cheesy with it too. like, when you guys have just started to flirt and get closer to each other, you're hanging out at sunset on the pier or he's watching you excitedly play video games on his bedroom floor and he looks at you all puppy-eyed and says, "i could write a song about you." and it becomes a phrase he uses for those extra special moments in life.

-loves watching you support him and his band. seeks you out in the crowd, points to you, and makes eye contact with you through the whole show. pleaseee make a t-shirt with the band name on it and wear it around him. he's never been more in love.

-when he's working at joja, he's totally the kind to have you come over and just hang around him while he's at work. does morris find it incredibly annoying that the farmer trying to put him out of business is distracting one of his only workers? yes, but are you gonna stop? no, your bf needs company!

-speaking of keeping him company, his love language is def quality time. feels so loved when you just want to spend time with him, regardless of what you're doing. he's so happy just to have you in his room while he's playing games or playing the guitar and you can work on whatever you'd like! just loves your presence and really values it.

-would also be incredibly happy if you got along with abigail and sebastian. those are his best friends and bandmates! he invites you to their practices and hang outs and he feels his heart grow a little wider when you're laughing with everyone like you've been there the whole time.

-likes doing things around the farm with you! he might not be the best at some of the chores (aka he once pulled up an entire patch of carrots thinking they were ready to be harvested...they were not), but he's gonna offer to help anyway! maybe give him the job of petting all your cows and pigs and chickens, or collecting the honey from your beehives.

-learns your favorite song on guitar and plays it for you when you've been having a bad day. he's so sweet.

-is such a cuddle bug. before he moves into the farmhouse, he always sadly leaves you at night and looks back at you with a pout on his face the whole walk home. you laugh at his antics from the porch, but really, you get the best sleep when you both are a tangled mess of limbs with the blankets folded beyond recognition.

-he is such a typical skater bf. tries to teach you to skateboard and holds your arms really steady as he pulls you along the sidewalk outside of his house. he's so encouraging and keeps telling you, "look! you're doing it! you're doing so good!" if you fell, he would ask if you're okay and if there's no injuries, he will let out a little giggle.

-he really wants to support you when you go into the mines. even goes as far as offering to come with you! he lasts through the slimes and the flying bug things, but the minute he sees the ghosts and the skeletons and the golems, he's finding the next elevator and leaving immediately. shouts "you got this babe!" from the top of the cave.

-loves putting you in and see you in his clothes. if it's cold, he likes wrapping you up in his jacket. if you're sleeping over, will not hesitate to offer one of his shirts to wear. if you're in the saloon watching him play pool, he offers you his denim jacket to wear. it's not really a possessive thing, but more so a "ohmygodyoulooksocute" thing.

-gets cuteness aggression with you, tbh. like when you've woken up in the morning engulfed in oversized hoodies and sweatpants with a tired pout on your lips, he just wants to bite you and squeeze you.

-forgets everything. poor baby. like his memory is just awful and he won't forget the chords to your favorite song or how to do a trick on the skateboard that impressed you early on, but he will forget to set out food to thaw for dinner and he will forget to put the newest batches of wine into the shipping box.

-really finds your connection with his family to be incredibly important. like he would be okay if you didn't click well with his friends, but if you weren't playing with vincent on the living room floor or helping jodi wash the dishes after dinner, he would be a little more than turned off.

-if you're the type of person to mess with lewis and steal his purple shorts and use them in every event, he's right behind you. giggles when the only thing you've brought for the showcase is his shorts and even stalls him while you place them in the box. loves getting all the town gossip from you too!

-sam just really wants to be with someone who appreciates his presence, who is willing to be a part of his life, and someone he can have a lot of fun with. he just loves loving you and he makes sure you know that too.

nsfw:

-i don't think sam's got a lot of experience tbh. i don't think he's entirely new to the concept of sex, as in i don't think he's a virgin, but he's just on the younger side in a small town where everybody knows everybody!

-that's not to say that he doesn't know what he's doing with you. in a more modern stardew valley world, he's likely consumed at least some kind of pornography (probably in normal sdv too, idk what they get up to at nightime), and also knows what gets him going.

-he's also a quick learner and adaptable. if you don't like something he's doing, he wants you to guide him to where you want him. once you've taught it to him once, it becomes second nature after that.

-is really allllll about pleasure during sex. he can't really put up with teasing or edging too long because damn it, let the man make you feel good! would much prefer to overstimulate both you and himself than deny both of your pleasures.

-in fact, he actually thinks overstimulation is hot both for you and him. you'd have to tug him off of you because he just never wants you to stop feeling good. he thinks seeing your scrunched up face and hearing your intense moans is soooo hot. as for him, he loves when you keep touching him even after he's came. whether it's with your hand or mouth or pussy, he doesn't care. he loves the way it feels.

-is such a sucker for lingerie. when he's not with you in bed and really needs to jerk off, he imagines stripping you down, starting with your pants, then moving to his band t-shirt that he throws to the side, revealing the prettiest, lacy set underneath that makes his mouth water.

-definitely fucks to music and even makes a CD to play while you guys are having sex. it's a combination of songs he loves, songs that fit the mood, and songs you love. he just likes having the background noise accompanying your moans.

-can really either be more dominant or more submissive. i see him as a very sweet, soft dom though. he's calling you all kinds of cute names and adorning your body with a billion kisses and encouraging you to cum for him or to cum another time and then he's caressing your body really gently while he slides in. as for being submissive, he just thinks there's something so hot about a strong woman taking lead. he'll listen to you like a puppy and thrives on praise.

-speaking of praise, the man lives and breathes it. tell him how good he's doing, let him know that you're feeling fucking amazing. in turn, he'll spill compliment after compliment, so many, in fact, that you have to tell him to hush.

-kinda thinks the thrill of you and him fucking in his bedroom is so hot. it's late at night, the rest of the house is definitely asleep, but you're giggling and sneaking in through the window and kissing him so his moans are subdued.

-i think sam really needs to be with someone who thinks hands/fingers are hot, can i say that? like the man plays guitar so his fingers are long and slender and i feel like he's got these nice veins that pop out when he plays, and he blushes when you can't stop staring at them, imagining all the things those hands could be doing right then.

-regardless of whether he's feeling more dominant or submissive, he's so incredibly needy. when he's in the mood, he's touching you all over from the minute the both of you are home to the minute you fall asleep after having sex. he's whispering pleases and giving you these big puppy dog eyes. he's all pouty when you have to get him to stop touching you, like when he's at work or when you're at the saloon.

-if you imagine a modern sdv with phones, he's such a sucker for nudes. before he moves in, when you're in separate bedrooms, you'll surprise him with a pic of you in his t-shirt lifted up to show what's underneath. he responds within seconds, telling you how pretty you are. it just grows from there. he's soooo the kind of guy to send you videos of him touching himself. and cumming too.

-really loves you riding him i think. he's a boob guy and likes having them right there in front of his face. he's running his hands all over you and groping you and throwing his head into your chest. i think he's also down to try 69ing. both of you get pleasure while also giving pleasure??? he's all for it.

-before you actually make a move and have sex with him, he's all about sloppy makeouts in his bed. you've snuck into his room after jodi went to bed and he has you perched in his lap, making out to some kind of soft rock music.

-is such a sucker for hickies too. while he does try to hide them the day after, he just love seeing your handiwork in the mirror the morning after. he gets needy again seeing the huge purple and red splotches on his neck and touches them while reminding himself how he got them. would send you a picture too with a winky face and a cheeky comment hehe.

-i think he has a lot of fantasies in his head. like he adores you for how you are, but when he's by himself, he's imagining these scenarios like rockstar x fan backstage or, dare i say, professor x student (w you as the professor of course). he'll be so ashamed to admit these out loud, but once you encourage him enough, he gets so excited and makes it an entire production.

hope you enjoyed! (i might need to romance sam on my next farm)

[writingoddess1125]

The Jessica Rabbit Effect (Shorts)

Buggy Headcanon+story. Buggy x Reader

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This is a series of random thoughts from the Jessica Rabbit Series

Buggy likes to be the little spoon at times, so if he's had a bad day will cuddle against his darling wife and let her take care of him.

You often have to do Buggy's hair. Since its a wild mess at the best of times when he returns from see its a bit of a ritual for him to shower, get into his favorite pants and sit between your thighs as you brush out his hair.

Has bitten your Thigh- earning a playful smack of the comb

Sometimes he will sing for you- He actually has a lovely singing voice but you'll be the only one to hear it.

Surprisngly decent at cooking- Hes no chef but sure as hell can make one hell of a breakfast sandwich.

YOU are the secret Perv of the relationship, Most would assume its Buggy but its actually You.

You had been stalking your prey for the last 5 minutes, Buggy was currently going through some crates he had kept in the closet- saying something about a old hat of sorts. It was the perfect angle however-

However he was unaware of his wife slowly stepping forwards him as he bent over once more to dig deeper in the box-

Closer...

Maybe right overrr..

Buggy Yelled suddenly as he felt fingers dig into the flesh of his ass as he turned and heard you cackle and quickly dash away as he gives chase.

He often returns from his sailing with gifts of whatever you like. Jewlery? More Sewing stuff? Books? Whatever you want he will snag for you.

You two secretly read raunchy novels together, Sometimes you will send him a book while he is away and he will read it at night before bed. Before sending one of his own-

Often resulting in the two of you speaking about the books in depth when together good or bad-

Buggy Takes care of you since you are more likely to burn out-

EXTRA! (Short Story)

You'd been hard at work, it seemed your business had been really taking off with now your two most demanding customers Sir Mihawk and Sir Crocodile. Who seemed to not only be picky about their fabrics but also seemed to damage their clothes constantly! You'd been busy to say the least.

Right now was no exception, You were standing in the Livingroom of yur home adding a few final buttons to a coat of Sir Crocodile, Letting your mind wonder as you worked tirelessly to have it completed before the morning-

As you worked you felt a hand touch your waist, giving a loud shrill yell as you spun around and swung-

"OW! What the hell!?" Your husbands voice sounded as you managed to whack his nose with a open palm. Buggy seemed to have just sailed in, still in his hat and coat and now rubbing his now sore nose with a frown-

"Im so sorry darling! I didnt realize it was you here let me get a pack for your nose-" You started, still coming down from the fright your husband had given you and went to flutter away to get a ice pack, However Buggy stopped you and pulled you close. Examming your face closely and frowning.

"Forget it- What are you doing up so late anyway? You should still be asleep.. You look tired-"

He grumbled, catching your look of confusion.

"Early? Its only- Um" You look to the large clock and blink in surprise at seeing the time. 1:37am!?

"O-Oh i guess I lost track of time an-"

"Did you eat dinner!?" Buggy cut you off again seeing your little work table and spotting only half finished tea and almost a finished pastry, most likely from the morning before- You bit your lip in embarrassment not even having the voice to say anything at being caught.

With a etched frown Buggy suddenly hoisted you up to his shoulder causing a loud yelp to leave you.

"Buggy!" You yell as you are carried like a sack to your shared master bedroom, red faced from the action.

"Buggy I still have to finish Crocodiles Coat an- EEP!"

A full palmed smack hit your behind from, Buggy- Cutting off your tirade as you felt your brain short circuit for a moment. Buggy walked into the master bathroom and set you on the counter, grumbling to himself as he started up a bath and went to your bedroom to start grabbing clothes.

"Buggy Boo-"

You started again but his hand floated to you and placed a finger to your lips.

"Id start undressing if I were you! Cause If I do it I may get handsy!"

Buggy called out from the bedroom as he grabbed more clothes. His free floating hand making a grabbing motion to your chest as if to give warning- You couldn't help but let a laugh out at this as you pushed his hand away playfully and slid off the countertop and getting undressed.

Setting your clothes in the hamper as Buggy came back in the bathroom with fresh PJs and already in his boxers only. He eyes looking over your figure in desire, Making you blush of course. Setting the clothes down Buggy removed his Boxers with dramatic flare of course and climbed in the water first, turning it off in the process as his other hand detached and guided you in with care. You leaning back against Buggy's chest and sighing in delight at the hot water. The stress already melting away as the two of you sat and soaked.

After a little while the two of you began to wash up, Buggy putting your hair up as the comforting silence and occasional splash of water from rinsing could be heard.

After the two of you smelled like sweet apple soap and the hot water had cooled to warm the both of you got out. Buggy taking the time to dry you off with a big fluffy towel while you braided his hair so it wouldn't tangle.

Getting dressed you walked into the bedroom and plopped onto the bed, starting to finally feel tired as Buggy laid next to you. His hands however leaving the room-

"Better?" Buggy asked as he looked at you, you leaning over and placing a soft kiss on his lips.

"Much, Thank you darling" You smile, just to glance over and see his hands returning with a series of items half hazard. A box of crackers, some cured meat, a few apples and some random half eaten cheese blocks. Paired with a knife of course you assume from his belt.

"Dinner of champions!" Buggy boasted, cracking open the wine bottle and handing it to you, rolling your eyes playfully as you took a sip.

The two of you seated on your marital bed, drinking straight from a wine bottle and eating the simple meal, chatting away about random topics.

"So you think the treasure is further south?" You ask, Buggy nodding as he took another bit of cheese and crackers in his mouth as he spoke with his mouth full cutting some meat for you and passing it over. "I 'Hink Cap Jo'n hit it und'er som' seri's of i'slands sout-" (I think Capt John hid it under some series of islands south).

"A Yellow VELVET Shirt!?" Buggy said dramatically making you laugh as you took some apple into your mouth and nodded. Buggy face scrunching up in disgust. "Come On, I'm a clown and I think that's tacky! Even for Crocodile!" You start to laugh as buggy passes the now half empty bottle to you.

Laughter and Chatter filled the bedroom till around 3am, when Buggy set the leftovers of the impromptu meal on the nightstand, the empty wine bottle on the floor and cuddled you close. Pressing you against his neck as you two felt exhaustion take you.

"Your not working for the next few days.. Gonna Burn Out-" Buggy mumbled as he felt your breath even out and cuddle closer to him. You nod "Fine.. But same goes to you" You yawn, Buggy patting your arm in agreement.

"Deal.. Now sleep" He grumbled closing his eyes.

"I love you Bugs"

"I love you More.."

[weirdgenetic-fuckup]

I wouldn't leave dw

Also PLEASE I BEG U DON'T GIVE ME AN ENDING LIKE THE SHINY GLENN FIC I'D DIE OF HEARTBREAK RIGHT IN THE SPOT 😭

(I didn't mention it but my bday is on June 9 :b)

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A/n: I know I had so long to write this literally ages to write this but I finished it today... it's done for your birthday mwah mwah much love I didn't forget I just didn't write it BUT IT'S HERE JASON SMUT WOOT WOOT

Warnings: Smut, oral (f receiving), slight voyeurism, mentions of alcohol and drugs (both reader and Jason are wasted but they don't actually use in the fic), if you think I missed anything let me know otherwise enjoy!

You'd grown up with Kirk, you were basically his sister. You'd let him stay at your house when he didn't want to be around his family, you shared his interests and when he got into rock you and his mom were the first to support him.

When Kirk got into Exodus you were there with him all the way, when he got involved with Metallica you were extra there because you loved the music.

You weren't with the band when Cliff died but it had been long enough that you were close with the band, Cliff was great and you were just as broken as everyone else when he was gone. Still, they had to move on, it's what Cliff would've wanted.

That's when you met Jason. Jason was the perfect mix; he had this great stage presence, that voice just did stuff to you, plus he was the sweetest thing ever. The whole band could see it, you liked each other but neither of you were making that step, it didn't help that any time you were in the room with him they'd make jokes about it.

Kirk even went to get the scoop on Jason's deal with you, to see if he'd ever say anything, but he was adamant it was nothing.

All of it got to a point one night, it was the night ...And Justice for All came out, a celebratory night. There was booze, drugs, a real party that they deserved for their hard work. You were about six drinks in and stoned, dancing with a friend of yours when you saw Jason hanging around the snack table, with the alcohol fueling your confidence you decided to finally shoot your shot.

"Jay Jay!" You yelled, the music was loud so even standing next to him he could barely hear you. His eyes were red, his hair a mess, his cheeks full of food which made you laugh. "What're you doing?" You asked loud enough that he could hear you.

He stared at you for a long moment, then back to the food. He chewed his food slowly. "I'm hungry." He finally said, you took his hand and held it in yours, he was mostly limp, just floating around. "Think there's a pizza place down the street." He started walking away, not realizing you were holding his hand he just pulled you with him.

He didn't make it to the door though, you redirected him upstairs where more rooms were. "I've got something better to eat, Jason~" You purred, it took a minute but you saw when it clicked.

You pulled him into an empty room and locked the door, getting on the bed as he got on his knees in front of you. Your skirt was pulled down and tossed aside, panties pushed to the side for Jason's tongue to lazily lap at your folds, moaning softly into you. He wasn't quite focused on you, really focused on eating, occasionally nipping at you. You fell back against the bed, moans leaving you as Jason kept whatever rhythm he had, nose brushing your clit every few seconds.

You were out of it, drunk and high out of your mind. It felt good, the few good images you got as pleasure took you over. The floor fell away from under you, Jason crawled onto the bed, clothes slugged off your bodies and it felt as though you were one.

Your arms and legs wrapped around him, his lips on your neck, hands roaming over your body, groping your tits. He went harder, thrusting into you deep and slow, low grunts falling onto your ears.

James came up the stairs, trying to get into his room but it was locked. He heard someone in there, could tell it was sex, he just wanted to see now. He picked the lock and got it open, cackling loudly when he saw you laying there on your back, head through back in pleasure, Jason's little bunny humps into you feeling much better than they looked.

You both were completely oblivious to him in the room, even as he took polaroid's. James didn't exactly want to stay for this sex so he made his exit and decided to spend his time taping the pictures to the door so people would know to stay out.

You felt every muscle, every part of him taking you and loving you. Every inch of him in your chest, making it hard to breathe, your heart beating out of your chest. Your cheeks and chest were rosy, his big hair fell around his face, framing him as he fucked you, chasing his approaching high.

Your eyes rolled, back arching off the bed, loud moans leaving you as you came around him, gummy walls sucking him in deeper, fluttering around him. It drew guttural groans out of him and see he was falling on top of you, cum spilling messy in your cunt. You managed to maneuver up the bed before crashing, Jason holding you tight and littering kisses all over your flushed face, little hairs sticking to his forehead with sweat.

A golden hue of sunlight spilled into the room, replacing the dark of night slowly. Jason woke up before you, feeling every bit of what happened the night before; the drugs, the booze... you. He shielded his eyes from the sunlight, hiding his face in your shoulder.

Something poked him in the head and he pulled away to look at it -the photos. James had come back after you crashed, taping the last two to your foreheads. Panic filled Jason fast, he pulled the thing off you and then found the one on himself. He raced to get clothes on without waking you up and then stumbled out of the room. He made it halfway down the hall before backtracking and seeing the collage on the door.

He couldn't even get the first one off before the door opened and he was faced to face with you, groggy and barely awake.

[lunatic-pudge]

TF2 Mercs Green Flags (except it's very biased)

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I love my boys. Yes, this is biased and questionable. But this is meant to be cute and fun.

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Scout:

-Silly little goober, great person to be around when you need cheering up

-Golden retreiver boyfriend

-Can easily make you laugh without even trying

-Artsy fartsy

Pyro

-Cutie patootie who makes the cutest drawings of you two together

-Owns an Easy Bake Oven

-Master at baking, never-ending supply of sweets for you to indulge in

-Your biggest supporter. Would literally cheer for you if you rob a bank

Soldier

-Also your biggest supporter, will demand that other adore you as well

-Will let you own any pet you want no matter what the animal is

-Speeches of why you're the best thing to ever exist and how America is blessed to have such a beauty like you live there

-Will give you anything and everything you could ever want, like human ears. Definitely a good person to be if you like collecting weird stuff

Demo

-Precious baby boy is a major cuddle bug

-Def knows how to knit/crochet, will make you whatever you want

-Baby man likes learning about folklore/mythology

-He's essentially a big walking teddy bear. Perfect for cuddles, especially on a cold or rainy day

Heavy

-GIANT WALKING TEDDY BEAR

-Protective baby boy, big scary dog privleges

-Bookworm, can recommend a good book if you don't know what to read

-Perfect person to lay around and cuddle with, he can smother me any day. Dates at home are TOP TIER

Engie

-THE BEST PERSON TO GO TO WHEN YOU'RE HAVING AN OFF DAY HANDS DOWN

-Smart boy, can make you stuff that helps with day to day activities which is helpful if you can't do certain things to having a disability or something

-Dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, dad bod, can't get enough of it

-Voice of an angel, will sing for you if you'd like. Can def sing you to sleep

Medic

-NERD, he's an adorable nerd! Let him ramble about his hyperfixations!

-Def a good pet owner, would kill someone if they don't take proper care of their pets

-Would make sure you take care of yourself, he's kinda like a dad that cares

-He's such a maniac. I can see him just secretly being up to no good all the time. And he's also very girlypop

-Putting an extra for him cause I can: Medic boobs. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Sniper

-Sweet, precious baby boy who can do no wrong. He strikes me as someone who listens to EVERYTHING when it comes to music. He ain't genrephobic

-Also a collector of weird things. Likes making bone jewlery. Bone boy

-I just love the concept of him being feral? This is probably the weirdest thing on the list. Like there's the golden retreiver boyfriend (Scout), and then there's the feral boyfriend (Sniper). Literally acts like a cat, hiding away from people, hissing when people that aren't you tries to touch him, will demand attention/affection from you, ect. I need to make a more detailed idea of a feral boyfriend so work with me plz

-He would absolutely let you wear his clothes, thinking about how adorable you look. He'd do the same with your clothes if they're big enough for his lanky body. You two swap jackets in the winter time so you guys always have a piece of each other when you two are busy and aren't able to see each other

Spy

-I know a running joke is that Spy is a smelly French asshole, but I really do think that he wears some of the nicest smelling cologne out there. Expensive af colonge, but damn, it's addicting

-Smarty pants. Not just anyone can be a spy, it takes quite a bit of intellect for it. And not to mentions he knows multiple languages? Love it, even if I hate the French language with a burning passion

-Him having a good taste in fashion? He's gotta know what he's doing by wearing suits all the time. Not only does he look fresh af, but people always look so good in a suit, especially when it fits them. But please also picture him dressed in a more romantic goth aesthetic plz, okay I'll stop now

-Is good at paying attention to even the littlest of details about his partners. Even if you're trying to be cryptic or subtle about things, he'll always find out. He's def a protective type too

[sillyandstupididk]

Elias Pettersson style evolution

Petey fits!!! I did this for Quinn now it’s his turn. I took a couple fashion classes in college so I am qualified (I have no memory of these classes). Note that this will be less of an evolution and more of just a commentary, because Petey has just always served cunt.

October 18, 2018- Jesus Christ. Well! This is his first Getty walk in shot. Starting off strong. Apparently that is a staff member beside him. But anyways- good grey suit! A little big on him, but nice neutral colour to start off his journey. And what a beautiful head of hair. Little alien boy.

December 4, 2018- god bring back him and quinny's tie eras!! but also... don't. he looks like a magician. he is about to show me a trick of how he makes the puck disappear into the net. I like how the socks faintly match his tie, and his loafers are fun. there's also just like... a lotta. crotch.

January 20, 2019- hm i kinda hate it. he needs to get a colour analysis done i'm just not sure this is it. does the blazer have a ZIPPER what is that on the left side? the socks being the exact same shade of red as the suit makes him look like one contingent form. very alien

October 15, 2019- jack skeleton?? petey it's not halloween yet silly. look at his slick malfoy hair too i'm obsessed. pristine posture too. this was a 3 point petey night and i see why.

December 23, 2019- Petey... dawg... are you fetching the newspaper? in 1942? now i support putting himself out there creatively and trying new things even if they don't work- but this hat will make a comeback multiple times.

January 18, 2020- gasping choking sobs

August 10, 2020- oh yeah this is a classic Petey fit. he would have a graphic sweatshirt of a mona lisa meme. he so would. love the yellow hat, the randomly not canuck branded mask (I think my school sent us the same ones??), nice pair of jeans, Demmer! His hat says Palm Angels, which you can get on their website for approximately $300 cad. because of course.

February 21, 2021- okay guys he's cooking now. we got a lovely overcoat, grey toque, an absolutely hideous tie which for some reason he continues to wear, and a mask to match the fit! in all honestly guys I kinda miss masks. I hated my face and loved collecting colours. do y'all remember the aritzia ones? bangers. I had a superpuff mask.

November 19, 2021- omg he's getting olderrrr. I think blue is really his colour (non biasly of course). and those loafers got a couple extra detrails which i like a lot. the middle part is kinda funny but it also kinda works?

April 19, 2022- oh baby oh baby. yeah this is the good stuff. the parking garage lighting elevates it so much too. he really rocks no tie well. Plaid suit with the brown loafers and black suit you'd think maybe doesn't work but it does! And just his dress shirt even looks better than ever now it's not obstructed.

November 21, 2022- a three piece?? a three piece suit??? THREE PIECE SUIT??? Elias Pettersson cunt-serving extraordinaire. okay remember how I said red wasn't his colour I LIED. red on red on red with louboutin sneakers ugh you dawggg. and no toque! I cheered! Girlies get ready thought just get ready take a deep breath with me.

December 10, 2022- PETEY!!! We've peaked here. This is my favourite look he's ever done. Three piece suit!! Fuck the colours- the navy suit with brown shoes, grey waist coat, and just the most perfect purple and navy tie to tie it all together. My goodness. he could be a wedding guest, he could be the groom, he could be at an award show, and instead he's headed to the must dusty locker room to dunk on all the bitches. 10/10. ily. cunnnnntttt

December 22, 2022- this is getting into more modern Petey style. I really really like it. I love his coat and also this colour palette! Crazy. I fear a belt would've been nice, but it is so cohesive i'm willing to forgive it. his shoessss too. Petey is just. I've seen him in person quite a few times and he really is beautiful. I love blond men. Sue me.

January 20, 2023- another red suit! This one works wayyyy better than the old one. Also with the blue shirt is kinda out there? But it works! Also the Louboutins I know that's right that's my rich boy. His hair is giving Liverpool here.

April 2, 2023- Wow! Brown on brown on brown. Corduroy suit and he pulls it off. Look at him mid-button too. I love the brown shoes with the fit and I love that he went with more casual shoes. They remind me of the Alo ones Quinn has nowadays. Likely inspired by his fashion bestie.

November 15, 2023- What. I want to say this was for Movember but I've seen his beard and it is nothing like this. So.... mischievous? I kinda hate it. Sorry Pete. But I like the grey toque with the grey shoes! Speaking of toques tho.... you will never see his egg head again.

February 29, 2024- Ok WERK. I love these colours on him. A nature palette looks great on him, and also pink! Win-win for me. And the cream New Balances balance the whole thing out because they're such light colours. MMmmmm

March 13, 2024- Corduroy suit is back! And I have more thoughts! I thought I wouldn't like it with a black dress shirt but paired with the black Converse works SOO well!!

March 23, 2024- ok wtf is this pose lmao. I'm a little teapot looking ass. It's a good fit but it looks like he's about to start pas de chating. But wait I must mention the custom #40 golden gooses??!! Petey!! That's sick as hell I applaud you. Now go do-si-do your heart out

April 10, 2024- This isn't anything crazy but I love seeing the boys wearing Van-related gear. I actually don't know if this is Canucks (probably), or Warriors. Very fun tho. He loves Vancouver!! Eat me!! (to the media, not EP40... unless)

April 16, 2024- This is what you will find Petey wearing the most. Nature colours, loose and breezy, maybe linen, fits. He looks just so good though I'm glad he's mostly realized the black and greys and bold colours work, but the natural palette elevates him so much more. Humpty Dumpty sighting!!

December 10, 2024- this is so funny. this definitely touched the line of the formal wear required by players, and since we haven't seen the Carhartt jacket since I'm feeling like he was lightly reprimanded. It looks good though! Vintage granola core. Also I can't believe I don't have more photos of him with food there's so many. I think one time he said what's in it, but alas, I forget.

January 18th, 2025- Blue looks good on him:) And a mint toque! I wonder how many toques hockey players own, because he really pulls a new one out every week. Absolutely no complaints from me! This is where we land with Petey fits, and I think it's a good one to end with. I love he took lots of risks and found what works for him. Perhaps representative of his confident cocky past self that has turned into a quiet reserved adult who has faced never-ending adversity in his play. Perhaps.

[waitingandwishing]

hehe guess who just discovered ur account and is now stalking and binge reading all the sbg stuff?! what? its not me idk where u got that from!!! ( it is, it totally is. )

anywayz, i was wondering if i could request a sbg x reader who is usually SUPER calm, really frogetful from an accident in the past, like forgets their name and to eat forgetful..and maybe tired? like no matter how much sleep they get their body just doesnt feel rested. so when one day the group notices and is like..hold up, something is off and we gotta help it!! or js reader randomly breaking down from exhaustion bc yk..angst? omg im yapping..ANYWAYS TY IN ADVANCE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!💗💗

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HI!!! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT TOO!!!

-> context: reader is kind of similar to muichiro from demon slayer?

-> fandom: school bus graveyard

-> warnings: angst, mild spoilers if you haven't caught up to the latest episode

Ashlynn noticed how off you sounded on the first day you met. You were so quiet and calm she could barely even hear you. It was... Unsettling, but normalized in the group. She liked how you weren't very loud and that she could be around you without her ears ringing all the time. "That's just how she is."

Aiden liked how you always went with the flow, you were always so... Lenient. You joined him on dangerous things, didn't seem to get too upset when he made a joke at a weird time, and just let him be... Him. "She's a pretty great person to hang out with."

Logan was worried at first when you had randomly dozed off, it was dangerous especially when you were in the other dimension! Even when the group figured out that they felt more well rested when they slept in the other dimension, you were still oddly tired. He tried carrying a few caffeine pills with him every time he went to sleep just in case of course. "Ah! Wait wake up!"

Taylor doesn't want to overwhelm you. She's not pushy and she doesn't see you as weak or fragile. She doesn't say nice things, she does them. She brings you food so you don't forget to eat and reminds you of your name by always greeting you with it. She cares about you. “You don’t have to ask, okay? Just take it. I brought extra snacks. For emergencies. And you’re one of my favorite emergencies.”

Tyler who is definitely emotionally awkward but still helps in his own way. He thinks it's nice to have someone as calm as you (Even though sometimes he gets pissed off at you as well for being so nonchalant all the time like BRO JUST SHOW FEAR OR SOMETHING). He's used to giving practical help, not emotional support. He's always been the 'fixer' not the 'listener' like his sister was. He doesn't want to show vulnerability, but he is protective. “You look like shit.” (Translation: I’m worried about you but don’t know how to ask nicely.)

Ben just... Sits quietly beside you whenever your tired, letting the silence be a source of comfort. Because he's actually pretty patient with you. If you forget something, he'll wait calmly, giving you all the space you need. 'She's nice.'

You were always so... Calm. Like a river. If the river was silent and eerie. You were the one who moved steadily, never rushing, always smiling a little too softly. Always blinking like you'd just woken up. Well, maybe you had, you slept a lot too.

No one really noticed how often your forgot things. A name here. A meal there. The way you’d pause mid-sentence, eyes glazing like you were staring through the world. It was easy to chalk up to absentmindedness. Easy to laugh off.

You were all hiding from the phantom inside the bus. It was hard crawling under the seats when you felt exhaustion creeping into your bones and hunger raking against your stomach.

You widened your eyes as you felt a claw rake against your ankle, pulling you into the open aisle. You felt a hand grasp at your throat as you were slammed into the bus wall. You opened your mouth to scream, to breathe, but all you could do was just kick and claw at the hand around your throat.

Thankfully, Ashlynn sent a good kick to it's head and quickly trapped it into the bus window. You were still in shock, standing up shakily as you breathed in and out quickly.

"Are you okay?" Taylor asked, eyes wide with panic. Ben was beside her with a worried look on his face.

"Yeah." You muttered. Your ears were ringing, it hurt to put pressure on your ankle, and your head was pounding. "I-I just..." Exhaustion and hunger had you in its grasps and you felt yourself quickly... Falling to the ground? And for the briefest second, you were calm again. Like a river. Silent. Still.

(So sorry if this isn't what you wanted!! I was so stuck on this for some reason!!)

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[bad268]

Hi I was wondering if you'd be open to writing poly? I love the idea of pezzy and droid both liking gn!reader and reader just being like "why couldn't I just date you both we already all live together" if you're not cool with poly that's also fine! I just didn't see anything on the hit list about being against it

Hear Me Out (Pezzy X Reader X Elastic Droid)

Fandom: RPF/Youtubers

Requested: Clearly (idk how I feel about this...I like it, but I don't think I did this prompt justice)

Warnings: None (other than poly relationship)

POV: Second Person (You/your/They/them)

W.C. 1252

Summary: Hear me out, what if three roommates weren't actually roommates?

Side note: Check out this poll :)

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

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When Grizzy moved out, the house felt different. Well. It felt different when Puffer left, too, but this was a different kind of different. It was like the puzzle pieces just fit together, and you, Droid, and Pezzy just functioned like a well-oiled machine. There were no fights, or disagreements really, or even many complaints between you. 

Then, Droid started talking about buying his own house and moving out. That threw a fork in your path. Suddenly, moving out was a sore subject, and no one wanted to be split up.

You and Pezzy have not thought that either of your financial situations would support buying a house yet, so you came up with a genius plan.

“Wait, so you and Pezzy want to move into my house?” Droid asked, confused. “Not against you guys, but the whole point of getting a house is not having roommates.”

“Hear me out first,” you said as you put your hands out. “Pezzy and I aren’t financially ready to get our own places yet. Who better to give our money to than our friend to help him pay off his house? If you haven’t clocked it yet, we’re talking about you.”

“Plus, you know we won’t destroy the place, unlike some other flatmate you have,” Pezzy joked.

“Aye, don’t talk about Oso like that,” Droid said back with a glare at Pezzy. 

Anyway, that’s how you ended up just moving into Droid’s new house with Pezzy. 

None of you ever mentioned it, but everything just flowed so easily between you guys. There were no arguments, no (real) disagreements, and it just made for a seamless household. 

Eventually, those little conversations about “I made extra food, you want some” became “get in the car, we’re going for a late-night Whataburger run.” 

Those “Hey can I borrow your jacket, I’m cold” became just simply laying against whoever was nearby and wrapping your arms around them tightly (and sometimes under their shirts if you were cold enough).

You started adopting their humor and their interests, and they started doing the same with you. You took up playing some video games and going on bike rides with them, and they, in turn, started picking up your habits. It wasn’t until you joined Droid for a late-night stream that you actually started to notice the similarities.

“Why do you look like the same person lol,” A chat read out, and that’s when you noticed you and Droid were wearing basically the same thing. Granted, it was a simple hoodie and grey sweatpants, but the hoodies were the same color (dark blue), and the sweatpants you were wearing were actually Pezzy’s, so you said as much.

“Nah, I think these are Pezzy’s, to be honest,” You chuckled as you pointed at them just as Droid’s room door opened.

“What’s mine?” Pezzy asked as he walked in with a 12-pack of beers. Coincidently, Pezzy was also wearing a dark blue hoodie and grey sweatpants.

“Hear me out, I think one of you is wearing mine because the legs on mine are short as fuck,” Droid pipped up.

“Are you calling us short?” You gasped in mock offense. All three of you dissolved into laughs until you muttered, “We should really be writing our names on our stuff. I think Pezzy has my favorite jeans and a few of my graphic tees, and Droid, I’m pretty sure you have my Puffer hoodie.”

“Woah, I’ve never seen three ‘roommates’ share so much shit,” Another chatter said, and that’s when you shifted all of your attention to the chat to see what everyone was saying.

“Just kiss already, damn.”

“The tension is real.”

“Do they not see it?”

“Is my Droidy/n dreams coming true?”

“Absolutely not! Pezzyy/n for the win!”

“Ok, guys, shut the fuck up,” Droid said, immediately moving you out of the way to minimize the chat screen. “Get outta here with that shit.”

“Are they shipping us again?” Pezzy asked, kneeling down to look at the screen.

“Not you and me. Just me and Y/n, and you and Y/n,” Droid said as he shook his head in disappointment.

“Why do you sound disappointed lmao,” A text-to-speech chat rang through the speakers, and that's when you looked over at Pezzy and Droid.

“I mean, and hear me out here,” You started off, catching both of their attentions, “If, hypothetically, I did like one of you, which I don’t, would it be a problem?”

“This is not a conversation to have live. Later, guys,” Droid rushed as he ended the stream quickly. He double-checked to make sure everything was ended before shutting his PC off completely and turning to face you fully. Pezzy decided to stand and lean against Droid’s desk instead of sitting on the ground. “Now, let’s set this straight. Yes, it’s a problem if you, hypothetically, like one of us.”

“Because honestly, we both really like you,” Pezzy chimed in as he scratched the back of his neck. “It’s been something we talked about for a while. We were just waiting for the right time to bring it up with you, but chat seems to be pretty observant.”

“Well, why couldn't I just date both of you? We already all live together and act like we’re together.”

“But you just said you didn’t like one of us,” Droid trailed off in confusion as he looked over at Pezzy to see if he knew where you were going with this.

“Yeah, I don’t like one of you,” You replied in a flat tone, but the expressions on their faces dropped immediately. That made you feel bad, so you dropped the act, “Clearly, I like both of you.”

“You couldn’t have started with that?!” Droid and Pezzy shouted in sync, causing you to laugh.

“I told y’all to hear me out,” You chuckled as you stood up. “It’s your fault for jumping to conclusions too fast. Anyway, I’m feeling celebratory ice cream. Either of you down to go with me?”

“Bold of you to assume we’d let you drive,” Pezzy chuckled, heading out of the room to grab his shoes.

“Yeah, you have astigmatism,” Droid pointed out, leaving the room to also find his shoes, “I’m never trusting you to drive at night after last time.”

“It was one time, and I swear that light post came out of nowhere!” You shouted as you followed after them. “This is bullying! We just confirmed whatever this was, and suddenly, I’m being bullied!”

“This is how we’ve always been,” Pezzy laughed as he threw an arm over your shoulder as you both waited for Droid, “You’re just reading too much into it. Now, Droid, hurry the fuck up, or we’re leaving without you!”

“I can’t find my vans!” Droid shouted from his room before you heard a crash, presumable from him throwing things around. You dropped your head, trying to hold off a laugh, when something caught your eye.

“Okay, hear me out,” You started, biting back a laugh, “I think Pezzy’s wearing them.”

“I swear, is this going to become an everyday thing?” Droid shouted as he opted to just grab the next closest pair of shoes.

“Not to quote Pezzy or anything, but you’re just reading too much into it,” You said in a mocking tone as Droid walked out of his room. Then, together, you all walked outside to your car. You all took your usual seats as Pezzy started the car. “This is how we’ve always been.”

~~~~~

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MATSUKAWA RELATIONSHIP HCS

gn!reader, timeskip mentions | 4 whoevah asked! 🫵👍

waits until you're distracted/busy before suddenly saying shit like "first one to get to the lineup gets to pick extra snacks" at the grocery store

eats your leftover food if you can't finish

works hard to take you to a fancy restaurant on one of your first dates... doesn't know which ones are actually good so he's on reddit researching, texting the seijoh 4 gc, etc etc. he dresses up too... he wants to make sure you're happy and treated well 🙁

issei isn't super into or against pda,, he's happy if you're happy. most of the time it'll be an arm draped around your shoulder while you're sitting together or casual hand holding. he isn't opposed to a quick kiss either! :3

if you show him one of those videos that are like,, "if you know your partner, which one would they choose?" and he gets it wrong issei's like "?? tf are u sure" as if it isn't Your choice

he isn't used to getting gifts. if you give him a gift his first thought (fear) is that he's forgotten some kind of anniversary. but you tell him it's just because you thought of him and he gets all flustered and can't keep eye contact 🙁 you catch him glancing at/playing with the gift for the rest of the day

^ him with a lot of stuff actually LOL he tries to hide how Not Chill he is it's so cute 😭 you ask him to hold something but your hand is empty and you just interlock fingers? he's like wow okay if you wanted me you could've just said so As if his ears aren't red hshsdbshs

denies crying over a sad movie as he takes the tissue box from you (refuses to look at you until he's wiped his tears) (looks at you with red eyes and sniffles and says It's not even that sad)

says he'll take a photo of you then takes a selfie LOL

^ you'll have to show him how to take good photos... or learn together... he promises he's a quick learner + he thinks you look good in all of them

takes your compliments/comments to heart. you say his hair looks nice grown out and he takes a few extra seconds messing with it in the mirror, pushing off a haircut for a little longer. you say his new jacket looks great and he's like yeah of course it does,, then reaches for it more often than planned at its original purchase.

i think timeskip mattsun would worry about sharing certain stories from work ;; like... would it upset you (more than him)? did you have a rough day and would he make it worse? he keeps it pretty vague until you ask him to share because you can tell it's been big on his mind

mattsun's not one to care about what side of the bed he sleeps on (it's just the one is closest to a charging port) until you're together. like if you pick a side yourself, it becomes a habit for him to slide into the other even times you aren't sharing a bed. it just doesn't feel right anymore bdhsjdbsj

you know those trends where you ask the other person/people to draw flowers or stars for your lockscreen. he just sends a shitty dick drawing LOL. but he ends up spending super long on decent flowers after i promise. scrunching his eyebrows, moving his finger really slow, picking good colours and everything... even pulls up references. yeagh

sees you online listening to sad music and texts "you up?" in hopes of distracting you. he gets away with coincidental timing the first couple of times, but you figure it out. not that this changes anything (other than maybe his text to "you wanna talk?") — mattsun continues as an offer / reassurance he's there if you'd like him to be

so supportive. SO SUPPORTIVE. you have a big project you're working on? he's checking on you and complimenting you with every day of work, even if he isn't knowledgeable on it himself. you get a promotion or offer you've always wanted? you have to celebrate—you deserve it!! you have a big game coming up? he's in the stands with your jersey on and he's brought his friends to cheer too

^ he isn't really one to Jump for Joy, but he'll be grinning so big, and always matches your energy. (you like hugs and kisses? you got them! you'd rather a solid high-five or verbal praise? that's good with him too! he just wants you to know he's happy and proud of you)

^ actually he might jump for joy. a little. not in a YAHOO! YIPPEE!! way but in a LET'S GOOOOOO way.

you ask to meet the seijoh team and he's like. begging the universe no one's gonna embarrass him. everyone's like No way someone wants to date our mattsun?! Are you sure?! and he's 😐

^ tries to act cool in front of you. gets called out like "lmfao what are you doing" "so obvious" "okay mr. tough guy?" "blocked a ball and thinks he's hot" WBDJSNSSJ

^ brightens when you tell him he Is very cool and you like watching him. shoots his team a look and says something about how they're all single LOL

doesn't post you a lot, but he doesn't really post in general so the ratio of you on his profile is still great tbh. maybe for anniversaries or if he took a really good photo—keeps it minimal and won't write long paragraphs. adds a couple blurry or 0.5x pictures if you're okay with it

accidentally kicks you while he's napping and apologizes even though you swore he was deep asleep shdbsbns

lets you have the window seat. he doesn't actually care that much (since it's you) but he makes a scene of giving it up for you /silly /he's smiling

issei always does his first karaoke song with you if you're there. the first time it happens he doesn't even ask he just hands you the second mic and you're like wait what ??? LOL

gets scared if you say his full name. skips right over confusion and freezes like a deer in headlights even if he hasn't done anything

middle guy for autographs.. LMFAO 😭😭 like what do you mean you know oikawa tooru and iwaizumi hajime who then knows msby etc etc. you show up and say his name like :)) isseii?? :)) and he's like 🙄 Who's asking now. you know you know them too right. /lh

bro does not decorate. imagine unpacking for your new shared apartment and you're like ?? is that really all your stuff. and he's like ....Yeah??.. a lot of the things on his desk/around the house were bought together or by you

i write hcs and im like wowww what a respectable post length and then i realize how long the points are and im like FAWK??!?! ur telling me i DONT actually have that many ?!?!?! so i keep adding more and thats why i take so long. then i stare at myself like GIRL GET IT TOGETHER!! EVERY TIME!!! 🙁🙁🙁

[sweetandsavageautistic]

(CW: Cringe, Autism Parents stuff, drunk mention, infantilization)

So I don't have a degree in Graphic Design, but I do have a sense of general aesthetic. I figured that it's April. Let's rate, and potentially verbally tear apart and drag through the mud, some autism shirts and graphic designs, and I'll probably do a part 2, these scores are only semi-arbitrary: First up is this:

Already off the top, I am confusion because it seems to read "I wear puzzle cousin autism awareness". Sounds like whoever made this was drunk.

Puzzle pieces, ew.

The red, yellow, green, and blue look like the shades you'd see in elementary school, so that seems pretty infantilizing.

Autism Awareness, I am very much aware of my existence.

Final Score: 0 out of 10. Designer, go home; you're drunk.

Next we have this:

This one already has a slight advantage over the first because it's at least coherent in terms of the message.

Elementary school colors, but make it extra tacky.

Puzzle pieces; don't try to bullshit me by putting the autism awareness banner over it, I can see the other indents that make them puzzle pieces.

Once again, I am well aware of my own existence.

At least it's a smaller design.

Final Score: 0.5 out of 10, and that's being generous.

Next one's not a shirt, but it still counts:

No blue so thank God for that.

This is up to personal preference, but to me, the person-first language is giving "I need to be reminded that someone is a person."

Puzzle pieces. Ew. Don't BS me, I can see them.

Walk down Autism Lane. (it's right below the word LOVE) Sorry, but we don't allow ableists on Autism Lane; you need to be a premium member and to be a premium member, you need to not be a dick.

The pumpkin disturbs me for some reason, and not in the Halloween way; I mean, it just straight-up disturbs me.

Final Score: 0.5 out of 10. Bury it in a shallow grave.

Just found this one:

It's easy on the eyes at least.

No tacky elementary school colors.

No puzzle pieces.

The bunny's cute, but this also seems very infantilizing.

Person first language is a no for me.

Why are all of the is lowercase, but the others are uppercase?

Final Score: 5 out of 10. Not great, but not terrible.

Here we have simple:

Elementary school colors, but credit where credit's due; it's not terrible on the eyes.

Why is blessed on there three times?

One big-ass puzzle piece.

"Autism blesses" Yes, because being bullied by my peers, being indirectly told who I am is wrong, having the worst time making friends, always feeling like I'm never truly part of a friend group, being confused when some adults got mad at me, not having anyone to play with at 4 years old is an absolute fucking blessing. /s And that's the tip of the iceberg.

"Fun", "Sweet", "Cute".....it's the infantilization for me.

Final Score: 3 out of 10. No further elaboration.

Then there's this monstrosity:

I call this color Patronizing Paraprofessional Blue, aka the tackiest shade of blue ever.

It looks like something one of those older white suburban millennial moms would wear. Like something a Karen would wear to one of those autism walks or one of those social skills teachers who talk in that slowed-down patronizing kindergarten teacher tone with that fake-ass smile, no matter how old you are. You know the one I'm talking about, right? Yeah, they'd wear this.

Puzzle piece. Light It Up Blue. Ew.

We all know what organization this supports.

Final Score: -10 out of 10. Burn it.

Let's get in a good one to counter that abomination of a shirt and end part one on a higher note:

Nice simple design with a black background.

No tacky elementary school colors.

Identity-first language.

Really counters the....what the fuck would it be called? The UwU autism parent thing? ("I am his voice, he is my heart," "See the able, not the label," etc,.) It counters that.

The light sparkle around "a bitch" is chef's kiss.

Final Score: 11 out of 10. Perfection.

[unhinged-simp]

First, I just want to thank you for all the good content you push out for TD, everything is so perfect it makes me so happy 😿. Just found your account and I’m already obsessed.

May I request some HC on how Haku, Lucas, Subaru, and Sho would react to an overly touchy mc who doesn’t really understand personal boundaries bc they’ve just always been used to touching ppl to express love. You don’t have to do all of them, just making some characters to pick and chose from. Thank you!

Lucas, Sho, Subaru, and Haku reacting to an overly touchy MC who does not understand personal boundaries(GN! Reader)

Thank you so much!!! You guys' support of me makes me happy! I'm glad you're enjoying it! Thank you for requesting as well. I formatted this in a different way! Sorry for the wait.

Spoiler for the Hotarubi Chapter(story under the cut)

Physical touch was how you showed love. The only problem was that you were overly touchy. You were always hugging, cuddling, and holding onto whoever you loved. You ended up loving one of the ghoul friends you made, and now you’re being extra clingy.

When you became close with Luca, you automatically attached yourself onto him. You'd hug him when you got the chance, and lean on him if he was sitting down.

He tolerated it at first. After all, it made you happy, and he did love the affection.

It did become troublesome when all you wanted to do was touch him.

Eventually, Luca would confront you about it. When you told him it was how you show affection, he would understand but set some boundaries with you. 

He'd apologize after the conversation for being a bit harsh with you. He also gave you a kiss on the forehead. 

Sho didn’t mind your touchyness at first, In fact he kinda liked it.

When it started to affect the things that he was doing was when it started to bother him.

He'd ask you to tone down the affection a bit, and that it had been affecting the stuff he needed to do.

He knows that your very touchy and he's not going to take that away from you.

He’d grin and give you a kiss on the head. Then you'd spend the rest of the night cuddling. 

Subaru is extremely scared every time you get close. He knows how much you want to show your love to him, but he's scared of using his stigma.

There were plenty of times where he'd see your memories because you hugged him. He hates his stigma, he wants to hug you without seeing your thoughts

He'd feel bad whenever he sees one of your memories and he’d start telling some of his.

You shut him up and explained that you didn’t really care about what he'd see in your mind.

When you two finished going over what boundaries you wanted, Subaru would give you a hug.

Haku, like Luca and Sho, wouldn't mind your affection. In fact, he would soak up any touch of yours like a sponge. 

You two don’t get to see each other as much due to Haku’s position. Which would lead to so many sleepy cuddles. 

He would be slightly annoyed whenever your hugs stop him from doing his duties. 

He’d just tell you how he's feeling, letting you know that now wasn’t the time. He'd also be clear about any boundaries he'd have. 

After his work, he would cuddle you a lot.

[somewhereincairparavel]

How would Jason Grace spoil you? boyfriend hcs list

author's note: ik i have an angsty jason grace prompt in my asks and i swear im working on it! But this idea just popped up on my mind and I've been thinking about it all night yesterday omgg. Let me know if you guys want a Leo/Percy/Frank version of this, I mostly write for Jason since he's my bbg but I might actually do the others this time since the idea is so cute!

I'll start off by saying, Jason is a selfcare supporter bf.

Okay so yk how the Romans in CJ have such high standards? They literally exhibit royal/regal energy, and are super fans of luxury stuff.

Jason despite being influenced by greeks would always be a roman. Whether he likes it or not, there will always be roman blood in him. So he makes these cute/simple ideas for dates/gifts but his execution is just pure sophistication. He's SO simple yet so fancy, and Ik they're contradictions but I promise I'll explain.

like this boy would make sure to run you a nice warm roman bath after you come back from a dangerous/tiresome quest to ease your muscles. Cute and simple right? Wrong. This man would buy all sorts of expensive bath perfumes, bath bombs, fragranted petals, etc to make it extra special for you.

See so this is what I mean when I say his ideas are cute, but executed in a very fancy way.

He LOVES spoiling you with self care products, like sheet masks, lotion, cleansers, hair masks, etc. like he simply does NOT care about the money, as long as his girl is taking care of herself?? That's all that matters tbh

This is mostly because Jason, as a kid soldier, never had any time for himself, the closest thing he's ever done to "selfcare" is probably take long baths + trim his hair lol

jason was blessed with his mother's ethereal actress beauty okay. So selfcare or no self care would have zero effect on him physically bc bro would still look majestic.

ANYWAYS he feels like his inner child just kinda heals when he sees you prioritising yourself and he admires it sm :((

would be ecstatic if you rope him into self care. He would be sceptical at first but then as you're applying a face mask on him he'd be like "wait this is actually so relaxing what" and you love the way his face muscles soften at that. Like he really deserves a break and some relaxation, you'd often trick him into using your skincare products intentionally bc he deserves self care.

once he felt so soothed with the lemon facemask he was wearing that he fell asleep on your shoulder and was all zzz 🥺

and would make sure to restock all your products if they run out.

he feels that the self-care has more of a mental and emotional effect on him rather than physical

Which is what matters to him

honestly?? He supports you if you want to wear makeup. Like he'd think you look gorgeous either way but if you like wearing lipgloss? So be it. You get any lipgloss you want he's paying. He just LOVES that you love yourself too :( and would do anything to make you feel comfortable.

also

Food.

This man loves investing on food. Again, it's bc he never even had the time to properly eat as a legionnaire :(

So he'd love to take you out to places and just munch on tasty food and talk. New Rome has bomb food okay. Bro just never got to eat them.

Lmao he's like everyone's grandma when it comes to food. "Have you eaten? You HAVE to eat!! I'll get you food! Go back to your room!"

would spoonfeed you soup if you're sick bc nuh uh you ain't going without eating hun 😤

hes the worried anxious mother hen bf okay fight me.

Food + selfcare = Jason Grace's love language

[veinsfullofstars]

18. 💓 How did they tell their friends that they were together/do their friends know or is their relationship a secret?

for metadede?

this one might be hard to extract from your childhood friends AU (and i admittedly am mostly thinking about bow and para when i ask), but you said you'd prefer to avoid AU stuff so if you don't want to answer this for that reason let me know and i can send a different one!! 💖

Oh, it’s not a problem, Starflung - I’m finding that my general headcanons and my AU headcanons match up more than I thought for some of these prompts, haha. And, luckily, I have an AU answer for this one! Er, kind of. After all, we’ve only gotten a teeny tiny glimpse at the day it happened, and I do very much want to explore the full context of that at a later point (*winces at the 80k wordcount in my notes*). But I think I’m okay with sharing this: that spontaneous first kiss was very much out in the open and happened in front of a few significant people. This is what happened approximately ten minutes after, both on Popstar-

-and on the GSA recruitment ship leaving the planet.

Plenty of teasing for only just now getting their acts together, but also a lot of love and support. DDD’s mama is elated to see “her boys” finally take the next step (though she does worry about the long-distance thing). Para is relieved to no longer have to carry the secret DDD confided in him not so long ago. Bow is… processing things, both about their friends and themself. Ace and Fringe are still trying to navigate how to be nice to the kid they spent years treating like dirt. Where they go from here, well… that’s for another time, I’m afraid. We still have much to learn about how they even got here let alone fell in love along the way…

Sketch started 02/20/25, sketch finished 02/22/25. | Kirby Ship Ask Game (made by @/sweetandglovelyart) and alternate questions | Childhood Friends AU Masterpost

(there was no more room in the tags, so I'll just drop my extra comments down here:)

#this does feel a bit spoilery… but I guess I did already show the kiss and said from the start this was pre-ship so #someday we’ll learn about all the [REDACTED] that lead to this moment… #little sack of potatoes DDD #tiny bundle of bat wings Meta #also some unexpected character reveals yay! #(after spending approximately forever chipping away at them in the Concept Mines... and even then I'm not sure I'm fully sold on 'em yet) #(might need another pass or two before I consider them finalized... but anyway) #say hi to Bebebe - DDD’s mama; and Ace and Fringe - MK’s “friends” (at least at this point in the story) #they are IMPORTANT and hopefully I will have the energy to tell you why someday #(though don’t let that stop you from asking about them if you’re curious - I'm sure I got tidbits)

[spooder-damn]

Mandalorian x f!reader

"Keep it movin', hot stuff," you grunt at the Quarren as you struggle to lead him back through the forest path to your ship. You'd decided it would be easier to transport him alive rather than killing him. Now you're beginning to regret this as he continues to run his mouth.

"Shaak'tor loht kaan!" he shouts, once again trying in earnest to escape your grip.

Maybe he can read your mind!

The movement, however, aggravates an injury you recently received from another bounty. Your anger flares to mask the pain, and you sharply yank his arms higher behind him, hoping to silence him through discomfort.

It works a little too well—you feel his shoulder pop, and he stops dead in his tracks, howling in pain.

"What's the holdup! Surely a big man like you can handle a little pain." Your growl drowns out the sound of a safety being clicked off, and you're caught by surprise when a red blast hurtles towards you, hitting a tree a couple yards from your head. The guy is either a terrible shot or it's a warning. Maker, let's hope he doesn't have friends. You're due to meet what's-his-face tomorrow.

You look past your prisoner to see the figure who shot at you, and a chill runs down your spine as you instantly recognize them. It was definitely a warning shot.

You can't hide your gasp of surprise when he suddenly shoots your target, the weight of him collapsing onto you catching you off guard.

"What's your deal, Mandalorian?" you call out, keeping your body hidden behind the Quarren, which isn't too hard considering he's substantially wider.

He just shot your cargo?

Oh, he is dead—after he helps you carry this lump back to your ship.

You see red as you struggle to maintain your footing, having to lose your aim on him as you use your blaster hand for extra support.

"What in the Maker do you think you're doing!" you yell out, your voice lower as the effort to stay standing weighs down on you, literally.

"Give him to me," the modulated voice offers with calculated calm.

"No." You couldn't stop the answer before it fell from your lips. You've heard of Mandalorians, obviously. You should try your best not to get into a fight with one, you know that.

But.

He shot your maker-damned quarry, and your temper wasn't budging for fear anytime soon.

You subtly shift your blaster arm between the now-dead quarry's armpit, grimacing a little at the dampness you find.

You realize you're still waiting for an answer from the silent Mandalorian and glance up again to see his head slightly tilted to the side, looking rather quizzical.

"Not gonna answer me?" You jibe him, keeping him distracted from your ministrations as you get yourself in position. "What, you gone shy on me? Don't know how to handle a lady?" A grin catches your face as you see his fists clench at his sides. He may have a helmet shielding his facial expressions from you, but if you know where to look, anybody can be read.

Before he can reply, you finally free your blaster hand enough to find your aim and fire at him. The red blast sails towards him and grazes his arm, bouncing off the damned beskar covering his body.

You shoot again after quickly correcting your aim and are surprised to see he hasn't dodged out of the way yet, instead swiping out his arm to the side and taking the blast head-on. The crack it makes explodes through the forest and surprises you enough that you lose your footing, quickly stepping back and letting the quarry fall to the floor to avoid being trapped.

Your head whips up as you realize you're now open to attack, finding the Mandalorian still in front of you, 20 paces away. A white egg-like shape has now appeared a couple yards to the side of him and catches your eye as you wonder what it is.

Until, at least, you see a blaster being raised in your peripheral, causing you to huff and drop to the ground. You roll as close to the quarry as possible as a blast sails overhead. You know he's going to be a perfect shot, so your best chance is shielding your body, even if that means slamming it painfully into unforgiving and sharp tree roots.

Maker help you, you're screwed. He doesn't even bother firing his weapon again; instead, you hear the ground crunch under foot as he makes his way toward you.

Did he think he'd hit you? No, don't be stupid. A Mandalorian knows if he hits his target.

Thinking as fast as your brain lets you, you make your move. Having the element of surprise as he doesn't know what to expect from you, a gas explodes from a canister at your ankle once he's near enough.

Scurrying to your feet, you're already behind the Mandalorian with your knife trained at the back of his throat before he recovers.

"Move and get cut," you ground out, your perfectly mediocre day ruined.

"Alright," he responds, hands going up by his helmet. "Let's not make any rash decisions."

"What, like killing my bounty without explanation?" You allow your other knife to join the first at the front of this throat—surrounded, watching him tense up further. "Trying to kill me with—"

"Your bounty?" He cuts you off. The bastard actually cuts you off while you have two knives pressed against his neck.

"Yes, my bounty. Now you're gonna help—" Before you can react, the Mandalorian twists quick as an adder and has instantly got your own knife pressed to your throat. The fucking audacity.

"That's my bounty. Now you are going to answer my questions." Each word is clipped, the only clue to his frustration, but you also can feel the smugness wafting from him from the change in position.

"You sure you're in any position to make demands?" You smirk back at him; he's about to learn his own lesson. He hesitates, his helmet tilting to the side subtly showing his confusion. It's then when you decide to make the knife pointing to his unprotected groin all the more obvious. He stiffens, what seems to be a snarl hissing through the filter in his helmet. "That's what I thought."

A beat passes as you maintain intense eye contact, or what you hope is where his eyes are, as you hold your positions poised to strike.

"It seems we're in a bit of a bind here, Mandalorian," you grit out, the knife he holds to your throat making itself all too known. "How about we discuss this like adults, without the standoff we have going here."

The blade subtly eases from your throat, and you take this as your cue to do the same, the space between you increasing when you simultaneously step away.

You hadn't realized how closed in the space felt until the air that had been missing filled your lungs. Maker, that was intense.

"So, you think that," you motion over to the Quarren still motionless where you fell, "is your bounty?"

"Yes."

"How do you go about getting to that conclusion?" You cross your arms, brows raising. What a freaking idiot. You had the bounty in your hand, your bounty.

He doesn't respond, instead holding a blinking puck up to your eyeline. You stop for a second, watching as he tilts it towards the dead bounty, indicating it is indeed his bounty.

You quickly pat down where your puck should be and feel its hard outline in your pocket. Pulling it out to confirm to him it was your bounty… as well.

"I believe there has been a mistake." His response is far more neutral than you expected. You expected him to threaten you to a duel or kill you outright.

"You think? Right, we're gonna get this quarry to my ship and go find out who gets the reward."

He doesn't move, but you feel how unimpressed he is at your idea.

You instead try and reason, "I'm not getting in a random ship with a stranger."

He doesn't move still.

A beat.

Two beats.

Three beats pass, and you realize he isn't gonna budge.

Rolling your eyes at his behaviour, you decide to bargain, "We take my ship and I won’t ask what's in the egg." You point to the white object off to the side of him.

You've got him.

"Fine." His voice is gruff as you see his tense form move towards the Quarren forgotten a few feet away.

"So how are we gonna do—" Your breath hitches as you see him toss the quarry over his shoulder, moving on towards the ship bay—the quarry you wouldn’t have been able to drag, let alone pick up and move with.

"At least tell me your ship isn't a piece of crap," his head subtly tilts towards you as you hurry to catch up with him.

"You little—" You can't even finish your sentence at the audacity of his insinuation.

The walk back to your ship is silently charged as you run through your interactions with this Mandalorian so far— like interrupting you when you had a literal knife to his throat. Who does that?

"I know how to handle one." He mutters, the abruptness of his confession startling you from your thoughts, making you realize how long you two had been walking in silence.

"Handle what?"

"A lady." His helmet remains focused on what's ahead of you, as if he believes that by ignoring this conversation ever took place, he can act as if it never happened.

He's defending himself. Seriously? How fragile does your ego have to be to do that?

"Could've fooled me," you huff out, now focusing your attention back on the, now pavement, ahead of you.

"Well, I didn't see a lady."

You gasp in outrage, whipping your head to him. Was that a joke? You snap your eyes towards him to find him studiously ignoring you, still.

He even seems to have gotten a pep to his step.

Someone's mighty proud of themselves for that one.

[arnesia]

do you have any mod recommendations for morrowind?

i don't use an awful lot of mods tbh. i highly recommend using openmw instead of the base engine, first of all. but here's some mods i do use:

1.) all the official plugins

2.) check out the pb mods, they're all pretty neat

3.) true lights and darkness to make torches and stuff like. not useless

4.) some kind of backpack mod for extra carrying capacity! i use "adventurer's backpack" which does unfortunately use up a shoulder slot but it's worth it imo

5.) juniper's twin lamps for a revamped (ie more complete) twin lamps experience

6.) hospitality papers expanded, which makes it actually necessary to get the hospitality papers to do stuff in sadrith mora

7.) "dark brotherhood attacks once - delayed" is a MUST HAVE for me tbh

8.) book rotate for if you like decorating and hate the way books place!

9.) a mod that increases the store chance on projectiles (basically whether or not you can pick up your arrows/bolts/throwables from bodies or not). i use one that increases the chance to 100% but there's a lot of options

10.) blight bounties! you can collect rewards for killing blighted monsters/animals at ghostgate! you might also want "blighted animals retextured" to go along with this, so you can tell them apart better

11.) bloated morrowind! actually adds bloat plants to the world; in the base game bloat is only an ingredient that you can buy, not gather

12.) solstheim rumor fix (akin to the dbh attacks mod), it restricts how often "latest rumors" will tell you about solstheim. i think it restricts it to certain npcs or something, you'd have to look into it

13.) diseases restored! it fixes some inconsistencies with which animals carry which diseases and what they do etc

14.) oblivion style vampires for a more forgiving mw vampire experience

15.) julan is a great companion mod!

16.) gnisis arch replacer! it puts one of mehrunes dagon's arms hanging from the arch in gnisis :3

17.) red wisdom is a fun ashlander themed quest/dungeon mod!

18.) skyrim: home of the nords is great! and you might also try project cyrodiil, which i hear is also great!

19.) there is a texture replacer called watercolored morrowind, which i really enjoy! it "muddies" the textures a bit to look more, well, watercolored. it still matches the vibe of the og textures but gives it a more stylized spin

20.) there should be a mod that changes plants from containers to simple pickups like it is in oblivion and skyrim. i think it's called harvestable flora? i don't see it in my content list but i know i have it installed, weird

21.) zesterer's volumetric clouds and mists for openmw is a GAME CHANGER esp if you use a higher view distance (openmw supports pretty high view distances, although you might have to fiddle with some .ini files to unlock them)

that sounds like a lot but it's really not. no huge gameplay changes or even graphical ones (aside from the volumetric + view distance). i prefer a pretty vanilla experience tbh.