I do think Americans fucked up in having Thanksgiving in November.
There should be no big holidays in November. November should just be long and grey and bleak and quiet. As quiet as the grave. It’s the month for sitting with a hot drink and watching the first snowfall through your window and feeling melancholy.
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You look like SUCH a f*ggot with the new hair and stache and it looks so so so so sexy on you I'm so endlessly happy and jealous of how insanely hot and gay you are. Do women even hit on you anymore or do they get bounced back by the 10ft Aura of Homo Protection you exude at all times?
The Homo Protection Aura embraces compliments from all people.
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Don't forget the line "I would let her fuck me with a racket"
To be fair I would also let Z fuck me with a racket
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FNAF Gregory is NEVER getting unbanned at this rate
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Msr killed destiel like 4 rounds ago in the polls
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The Lord is testing me.
LMFAOOOO I’M CRYING
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yeah so this was insane
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🪐bug for the June postcards! A little different from what I usually do which means I’m immediately unsure abt whether it looks nice haha
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uhhh so the number four is associated with death in certain cultures, including japanese, which is fitting for the butcher’s son, yes but just remember neil was supposed to be number three and jean was supposed to be number four ,and in every draft but one jean dies. he is symbolically saved from that fate by dodging the number four (being given, instead, the number three which represents REBIRTH of all things - i made a whole post about that if ur curious) because it means he was never marked for death. so in this draft, where he’s number three, but was supposed to be number four, he comes so close to death - to the point where renee doesn’t know how he’s still alive - because he was supposed to die, doomed by the narrative, but that number three saves him. that number three represents resurrection, and so he doesn’t die like he was supposed to. because he’s not number four, he’s number three. he comes back. he transforms, he heals. he becomes number 29 (i will eventually make a post about jean and the 29)
neil, though, was marked for death. he had the number four tattooed on him, and he goes through his own narrative believing he will die by the end of it. his survival, however, is foreshadowed in the very moment neil thinks he’s about to die - when he is kidnapped. lola burns the number four - the signifier of death - off his face, leaving him scarred, yes, but not marked for death anymore. and so he lives. and guess what: the number 10 represents the start of a new chapter, that one cycle is coming to an end and a new life is starting, one that you’ve worked hard for. so for the number four to be burned off of neil, that tells us neil is going to live. and when neil becomes neil legally, he settles into the number 10 properly. and his new life begins.
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gonna start weight training soon and so far the only prep i’ve done is buy cool shirts so i’ll be the hardest person in the gym 🥰🥰
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eeeeee more of that rhythm family hc i briefly shared dump
a friend liked the idea of twirling champion (and laidback pioneer) being cousins with the rhythm fam, and twirl and dreams being skating partners. it had rotted my brain ever since lol
lil bonuses too
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Chilcille huh... ngl I was a little suspicious. like why would you do that, huh... hope youre not mischaracterizing anyone in your weird and wacky ship. a little weird. but then you said they both had flat asses and you know what? I salute you and your perfect characterization
The fact you seem to think you managed to not make this ask insulting is baffling. What the hell. Fuck off.
If you actually care to be open minded about the ship, I talk about marchil on my sideblog 24/7. Funnily enough I’m currently 4k words deep into an analysis of their character arc together in canon, but that’ll take some more days to get done. Some notable posts:
Of course without counting the analyses of Chilchuck on his own I’ve made, like my masterpost on his family situation. Or better yet you could also read my fics for them, see how weird and wacky they are here.
Wanna talk about mischaracterisation? They’re literally a comedic duo who interacts 24/7. Marchil is crazy bc ppl are like "did those shipper read with their eyes CLOSED?? They have no chemistry!" Meanwhile canon is like:
"She’s obsessed with knowing everything she can about him and she reads him like a book." In her eyes he’s like that extra rare and hard and shiny unlockable dating sim character, that brooding mysterious character trope that’s thrilling to crack open and typically is at the center of the plot. The wife roleplay????
"Hey, did you know his type is blondes. Hey did you know he likes his women pretty and blonde. Hey did you know he likes her hair. Hey did you know that he teases her 24/7 and it’s one of the few things that consistently gets him grinning because he finds her reactions cute." Like a schoolyard bully pulling on the pigtails of the girl he likes.
It’s not like they have any thematic narratives or relevance. It’s not like she’ll live to 1000 and has existential dread about it while he’s logically gonna be her next friend to die at 50 and wether it’s romantic or platonic it’ll terrify her to lose him. It’s not like it’s fear of death x fear of rejection so they’re both obsessed with the thought of loss looming, past and ongoing. It’s not like it’s half-elf x half-foot and there’s an inherent journey that was and still is to dispel prejudices and truly come to see each other. It’s not like he’s painfully real and raw and flawed but still a good man, that he’s not the figure of prince charming that she’s always dreamed of while still being virtuous and worth fighting for. Or you know, her hair being golden and it being the epitome of beauty to him, and his hair turning silver and it being Marcille’s worst nightmare.
Just a weird wacky ship who means nothing but shallow things to people who have weirdo reasons for liking it. Like can you not. If you’re not imaginative enough to think of reasons why this ship may have an appealing dynamic that’s not my issue.
But yes, yes, they’re both flat asses to me, thanks.
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It’s easy to judge and criticize religious families who have a ton of kids for being irresponsible, or make fun of them when they complain about being so overwhelmed (“well, you chose to have that many kids”), but like…many churches promote marital rape. Many religious husbands don’t let their wives use birth control. Almost no churches permit abortion, assuming their state even allows it. To assume these women are choosing their family size is absurd. And I know not only religious women suffer from these kinds of control. But having grown up in the church, I knew many women with 5+ children, no work experience, visible exhaustion and mental health distress, and no access to proper health care, and the best that people on the outside could say was, “Well, she chose this lifestyle.” And like…no! She didn’t! She has no control over her body! She was married off at 20 and her husband believes that he owns her, and her entire community affirms that. How the fuck was having so many children anywhere near her choice?
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