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nowjumpinthewater · 2 months ago

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I hope the sleep paralysis demon sniffs your toes in the night

bold of you to assume I didn't kill him already

#true story actually:D #idk if this counts as a sleep paralysis demon but when i was six if i stayed up to late i would hallucinate about this neon green dragon #and he wanted to eat me #specifically like my right thumb #but one night he did and the entire room started swaying #so i killed him #thanks for the ask!#rania thinks #the keefe torturer #i was going to say this as funny haha but #then i remembered the dragon

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asweetprologue · 5 months ago

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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

#put him out of his misery #it would have been kinder #like holy shit kabru blurts out that he wants to be laois' friend like it's some kind of confession #and then laois says that he knows it must be a lie because no one would ever be that down bad #that's so EMBARASSING #it's literally a miracle kabru didn't kill himself immediately after this conversation #i would have self immolated #dungeon meshi #kabru #laois #labru

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seren-dipitous-art · 4 months ago

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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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The true meaning behind FNAF princess quest

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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 1 year ago

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Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona

And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me

There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble

That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything

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paxopalotls · 10 months ago

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The fanfictions are infecting me with brainrot oh my god have some au doodles before I explode

#the fanon here hits different idk #like?? why is there so much vivisection #danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #danny fenton #danny fenton fanart #dp #dp fanart #this is like a #fully dead au #where no one knows #kind of thing #jazz fenton #bc I'm obsessed with their sibling dynamic #why are they on the roof pax #bc after Danny died jazz started stargazing as a way of feeling closer to him #fuck you #I have thoughts about this au actually #in it Jack and maddy are still trying to get rid of the ghosts but mostly as penance #bc they know the ghost portal is what killed Danny #and they want revenge #Danny's aware of this but convinced his parents wouldn't love him enough to believe him if he revealed himself as their son #jazz helps phantom without knowing he's Danny #pax art #pax doodles #pax rambling #technically #tho all the rambling is in the tags

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theodysseyofhomer · 3 months ago

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spare thought for the enslaved shepherds in greek mythology/tragedy who rescue the exposed doom babies... sometimes they know why the baby was left to die, sometimes they don't. they just — it's a baby. no one else wants it. you can't leave it here. what harm could it do. it's a baby. you want it to live. it's a baby

#spent a little too much time with my baby nieces this week perhaps. idk #i was thinking about agelaos but also the shepherd who jocasta gave baby oedipus to #who did know the parent-killing prophecy! and passed the baby onto another shepherd! and both of them recognize him as a grown man and #ahhh. everyone is so cruel to them but for a moment they're just happy to see him #hurts me. hurts my feelings.#anna.txt #slavery tw /#agelaos #paris #phorbas #oedipus

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 3 months ago

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biblically accurate ethan winters

#ethan winters #resident evil #rebhfun #resident evil fanart #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #if ethan was a animal is 100% a rabbit/hare #it fits his character so well #making him any prey animal is the best imo...#cornered prey animal that kills all the predators and wins #i cannot view him as anyhting like a wolf or whatever 😭\#the unluckiest hare #maybe hes so unlucky cos his lucky foot got cut off lol

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #fanart #jjk fanart #megumi #me: 'i like yuuji and megumi Equally :)' also me:#i cant help it hes so fun to draW hes so easy to draw i love you i love you i love youuuuuu #also this is kiiind of me making good on that poll i did forever ago saying id draw catboys . so as promised here is A Catboy :3 #hes sooooo meowmeow hes so gd CUTE god i love . fushiguro mEGUMI #to b fair i Do like yuuji and megu equally ffgsdjfdjh #sometimes u just gotta spend the whole entire day fully rendering what was supposed to be a megu sketch sheet #but now it is . just a char sheet by talos this cant keep happening #this all started bc i still want to practice/tweak the way i draw faces but it would appear i cannot control myself #also been loving drawing the cat megumi plush gddff fushiguro mewgumi is my favourite animal crossing villager #anyway so much for working on speed this was a fun 10 hours #its ok . i do it fr him <3 geto voice i dont mind being killed by you

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porrigens · 8 months ago

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ryuji kisses for kiss ryuji day!

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luriuan · 6 months ago

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Love how Sokka spent an entire 2 episodes hating on Aang, then immediately became his older brother in the third.

#Sokka loves him so much #I’m never getting over them #they’re my kids #my babies.#you just know Sokka feels so much love looking at Aang #he’s just had at emotions #I wish we got more Sokka and Aang hugs #his baby brother :(#atla #avatar the last airbender #Sokka #atla aang #aang #aang&sokka #sokka atla #atla sokka #the brothers ever #Sokka would and has killed people for aangs safety

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demaparbat-hp · 3 months ago

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She will (and he'll let her)

#zutara #atla #zuko #avatar the last airbender #katara #atla fanart #prince zuko #zutara au #atla art #zutara fanart #zutara art #zuko x katara #katara x zuko #atla zuko #katara art #katara fanart #katara of the southern water tribe #the western air temple #This was inspired by THAT Trigun Stampede scene (if you're a Vashwood fan you'll know which one)#The “I'll kill you” *heart eyes* dynamic is SO Western-Air-Temple-ZK coded it's insane #Also Zuko loves girls who can kick his ass and that's canon. Like. The fact that they can and WILL plummet him to the ground is a big yes #I just know it #And yeah my boy was pretty crestfallen during that scene (too sad and defeated for someone who didn't have *ahem* at least a crush on her)#(In my very much not humble opinion)#But some (hidden) part of him was like “kissherkissherkissher” and you cannot convince me otherwise #I think about his dorky hopeful smile when he saw her literally all the time #And then the kicked turtleduck face that screamed “no smooches? 🥺”#Like what's up with that Zuko?#Why would you keep silent because you know you deserve this treatment for her but that didn't stop you from wishing otherwise?#Just WHY

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my-heart-of-heart · 8 months ago

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So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.

#same energy as Jon diving into the buried to save the woman who tried to kill him #for all his flaws Jon’s a good person at his core #he just wholeheartedly believes he deserves to be hated so he never even tries to explain himself #analysis #istg every time I post one of these I get closer to writing a full dissertation on this guy #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #tim stoker #tma 200 #sasha james #jonah magnus

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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Michael Afton is so fucking old in FNAF..

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fincherly · 3 months ago

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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

#this just in #im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao #but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see #two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body #i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me #plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink #also wesker what's with the fit #do not need to dress up for a murder #BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there #they sure as hell didn't kill the dude #resident evil #william birkin #albert wesker #james marcus

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