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Nem/Sym Lobocorp AU (Boy this sure was unexpected huh?)
"Good morning, Anemone," says S-04-32; he's--it's--standing slightly to the side today, one hand cupped around a bright pink mushroom that makes Anemone glad she quadruple checks her gas mask every time before she comes into this room. "How has your day been so far?"
"Fine, thanks," she answers, short and clipped as she pulls the pen from behind her ear; in response the Anomaly chuckles and tilts its head, too-big dark eyes focused entirely on her.
#hi sorry i got thsi and got halfway thru writing this and then my friend texted me he was going to be multiple hours early GLKAHSDGLHKASGD#so i got distracted. as you do.#anyways i was thinkign abt sym as like........ spores? based anomaly. smth where if u work with him too many times u die from spores or smt#requires high hp/instinct skills#attachment as his easiest observation....... very low justice LOL#also tho definitely one of the 'can benefit you somehow' types i think? but idk how#he class i think..... dangerous but not Crazy dangerous#nem meanwhile is high instinct/justice wwww definitely on suppression teams#uhhhhh i actually have a different au for this more in line w/the main plot w/rt a and x and all that#and i think in that one sym is......... well. well#I Need To Finish LoboCorp So I Can Flesh That AU Out Properly#ok anyways goodnight. puts this in your mouth. thank u for indulging me#asks#ask memes#how do you writing#i was a teenage exocolonist#restlessreveries
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-
Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!
Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-
Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T
Eddie: I did!
Steve: A year later.
Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!
Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?
Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!
Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits
#Steve: Don’t let my marriage distract from you depriving me of having a fiancé! We could’ve been engaged#Steve: Twice you took that from me#Eddie: You were the one that wanted to go to the courthouse immediate once gay marriage was legalized and do the ceremony later#Steve’s been married twice but had never been engaged#I fully believe that if Steve proposed first Eddie would turn him down so he got to do it#He took a year to do it because he was touring and none of their friends were ever in town at the same time#and he’d never admit it but it was amusing to watch Steve’s standards for a proposal drop as time went on#one time Eddie got on his knee to pick up the toothpaste cap he dropped in the bathroom and Steve actually gasped#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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9-1-1 | Bobby & Athena ↳ Bobby keeping his arm around Athena
#911#bathena#911edit#911 abc#bobby nash#athena grant nash#you know what? this is better than hand-holding#he loves her so much and he makes it so obvious and i'm so weak#also#the issue with joining a fandom late is that i'm pretty sure that everything has already been done like 50 times#but is someone really gonna complain about another bathena post?? no#if they do they're wrong#there'll be more because i had a different plan but then i got distracted by the arm thing#my gifs
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the brainrot won
#GUY S i know i haven't posted anything in a while and thats because im working on a big cool project that i really want to finish without-#distractions. but uh. as you can see. ive been distracted 😔. still working on it tho!!!! and im very happy with it turns out its just-#super time and energy consuming so ive tried to limit my intake of other media to not make myself want to draw other stuff#i also haven't read the last two (two already?????) chapters of RnS and im very sad about it and i want to read it but you know that if i-#read it ill want to make fanart and then ill never finish my project :(#SO. sorrey for the lack of art itll be coming when im free to draw!!!!!!!#but also. yes ive watched new life because i dont want to go insane with nothing but this project on my mind and umm. had to take a little-#break to do a couple designs for fun... and to switch it up a bit because for real im going insane i think#ALSO. friend got me into zelda botw and i haven't played a whole lot yet (because project) but ive tried to take some inspiration for-#designs from there. at least for joel and scott. everyone else not so much...#WELL ANYWAYS this is getting long. i should really stop rambling in the tags and just make separate posts for all this but i dont want to#umm. tags.#new life smp#smallishbeans#mythical sausage#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#smajor1995#inthelittlewood#my art#sketch
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Hey, I need some advice. For anyone experienced with kids, how do you deal with young children with hyperactive ADHD. I’m doing well babysitting but I’m afraid of being a pushover and letting these two kids get away with too much, especially when they’re rough-housing.
#ask you#personal#delete later#they’re good kids just very off the walls and screamy which I don’t mind#I generally have a lot of patience with kids who aren’t trying to be assholes#but the eldest brother teases the youngest a lot. and sometimes when I try to explain stuff their attention’s elsewhere#behavior wise they’ll cry or throw small tantrums if you deny them something they want#I’m just being very gentle and trying to explain why they can’t do or have xyz. or I give them something#new to play with to distract them#the good news is they like me. I’ve gotten them to nap#at one point the eldest got too rough and wasn’t listening to me so I barked his name and he immediately stopped and backed off#so that’s good too#but yeah i don’t really know how to explain to the eldest what the golden rule is#oh I showed them bluey too they liked bluey
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i feel like kim dokja has enough internalized homophobia to be at least a little weirded out by his attraction to yoo joonghyuk + yoo joonghyuks attraction him once he figures out that is indeed what it is. but i also think this is a problem that pales in comparison to the huge fucking complex he has about loving and being loved. so like ultimately it doesn't really matter. like if kim dokja were normal then you could write a whole story about him learning to overcome his fear around his attraction to men and what it means to do so in an apocalyptic world where those social norms are now inherently changed because there isnt really a society anyway. but much like kim dokja continues to wear office friendly clothing despite the fact minosoft is firmly dead there are things from that past you keep doing more out of familiarity than anything else. but because kim dokja is infinitely more afraid of the idea of being in a romantic relationship period due to his ongoing urge to punish himself and his fear of emotional intimacy, by the time theyve worked through that and kim dokja is finally comfortable enough with himself to be in a relationship with yoo joonghyuk hes sitting on the couch cuddling with him like oh fuck, the gay thing. well. whatever. bit late now!
#like i do think if yoo joonghyuk was into kim dokja he would start talking about 'ooc my fav isnt gay :/'#and kim dokja would be like 'why go for a man when you have lee seolwha right there'#but also crucially if kim dokja were a woman she would similarly feel inferior#cause it ultimately comes from a place of hating yourself#rather than of homophobia#in this cause the homophobia is just sprinkled on top#orv#i got distracted half way through writing this and started thinking about homophobia in an apocalyptic setting if you cant tell#but its like. still semi relevant. so...
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i know everyone likes to put tharja in the "yandere goth girl" category but tbh i feel like pigeonholing her into one specific archetype does a huge disservice to her character. is she obsessed with curses and robin? yes. is she constantly shoved into a fanservice role by intsys? absolutely.
but i think a lot of people forget just how impactful a lot of her supports are...there's something about tharja that makes nearly everyone who interacts with her divulge their deepest secrets and points of anxiety with her. we see this with libra, who tells her of the abandonment he endured at the hands of his parents. we see it with nowi, whose cheerful demeanor slips off as she tells tharja of her missing parents. and although tharja is not the only one lon'qu confides in regarding ke'ri, their support is notably the only one in which lon'qu divulges that there was romantic involvement between he and his childhood friend.
and despite her antisocial exterior, she always listens mindfully and offers to help! she even goes out of her way to discreetly help the shepherds (getting virion to do odd jobs that benefit civilians, interrogating henry to make sure he bears no ill will towards ylisse, etc).
a big thing about tharja is that she IS kind. she IS considerate. she just also has a reputation to uphold as a dark mage and that (paired with her overall awkwardness ofc) makes her true nature hard to see at first glance
#fire emblem#fire emblem awakening#fire emblem heroes#tharja#tharja fire emblem#also aside from the fanservice she gets shoehorned into a lot of people dislike her for the noire situation#which yes. absolutely makes sense.#but like....also.... it's implied that it's NOT the current tharja who treated noire that way. it was doomed!future tharja#is this splitting hairs? yeah i guess? but like...the whole point of awakening is that our decisions and bonds shape who we are.#we could be an entirely different person depending on what we choose to value#the tharja from noire's timeline is not the tharja from the current timeline and current! tharja shows how much she cares for noire#another point of contention with tharja is her robin obsession#which CAN be annoying. i'll grant you that.#HOWEVER she only mentions robin in 2 of her s-supports i believe#frankly i think cordelia is a worse offender here. i can't think of a support where she DOESN'T mention chrom#anyway let's also not forget how committed tharja is to being sharena's friend in FEH#GOOOODDD i really do love tharja... she's so great#i was actually reading lon'qu's supports because i want to do an s-rank convo tierlist for him maybe but i got distracted#by his support with tharja which is just SOOOOOO peak#that i just ended up reading all of tharja's supports as well sjsjskksksk so sorry lonk i'm thinking about tharja today!
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Headcanon time! Since I finally remembered to draw something for one
Whenever Dust isn't well and is just staying in bed, Horror brings him tomato soup. It's close enough to ketchup that it's kinda comforting for him but also just different enough that it doesn't make him spiral into thinking about his past.
In return, whenever Horror is holed up sick in bed, Dust makes him toast. It's the only thing he really knows how to make without burning it but toast is Horror's comfort food so he's always happy for it.
#UTDR#UTMV#Horror Sans#Dust Sans#Horrordust enjoyers this one's a lil bit for you lol#I think of this as platonic but I don't mind how you interpret this#I just think these two would figure out how to take care of each other in small and strange ways#Also projecting my love of toast onto Horror lol#Ever since he got to the castle he's been a bread man#He still loves other foods but that first loaf of bread after the starvation did something to him#When Cross is sick he refuses to rest so they have to get Killer to distract him while they play keepaway with the chores he's trying to do#THEN they can get him to sit down and watch a movie or something#I dunno what happens when Killer's sick I'm still trying to figure that one out#But these two are each other's sick food buddies c:
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Another, zzz
#wip#queue à la queue leu leu u.u#last suguru sketch i shared made me think of this one (because of the pose ig? symbolic(???) back hug from gojo tipa deal??? uh)#kinda exited to see the final of this ? idk when ill be in the mood to work on my idea of the type of rendering this should get#but in my head 'it will look pretty 😌'#not in the mood to do those kind of details tho so.. ciao#satosugu#呪術廻戦#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#stsg#gojo satoru#gojo satoru fanart#getou suguru#getou suguru fanart#夏油傑#jujutsu kaisen#五条悟#stsg fanart#i feel like this drawing will get modified (as in 'this is no good ; ERASE. REDO !) A loOOoooot when i next work on it#but slay ig#(i do know that atm there are uh.... i mean... gojo has two set of hands (because i was sleepy. got distracted. coulnd pick a set of hands..#i dont know. ALL OF THE ABOVE... something something... but you have to understand..! im a dumbass!!!#things happen!!!! happy little accidents.. !!!)#im outing myself as a distracted mess rn#“no no no!” i continue into the mic “youve got me wrong... there isnt even proof SINCE THE CROP OF THIS POST HIDES THE EVIDENCE” i singsong
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nostalgia slapped me upside the head a little while ago so i had to draw my favorite dudes ft. the gecko effect
#wild kratts#chris kratt#martin kratt#okay the tokay :)#all my rat#i was gonna do more but i got distracted with another project (fish) so this one's going up by itself.. i wanna draw some cps soon tho#i was obsessed with wk as a kid#i reeeaaallllyyy wanted a creature power suit i even wished for one for christmas one year#this shit was the original formative media for me#it was the source of all of my concentrated righteous indignation about animals that i kinda never grew out of#anyways wild kratts is like really good#realistic (not sensationalized!!!!) depictions of animals‚ fun characters and plots‚ great animation‚ banging music‚ like it's STACKED#ive been rewatching it recently because why not and i keep getting excited when i see animals i really like#you know there's a cannon FLOUNDER power suit???!! that's a fucking dream come true for me i love that so much#daphnia keep making cameos in a lot of the ocean episodes and every time i point at the screen and go DAPHNIA like a 5 year old#i'm just happy my favorite microorganism is getting some screentime
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I’m literally drooling over the thought of sensitive Bucky whimpering and whining while fucking your tits and thighs he’s so pathetic and needy all he wants is to make you feel good and to fill you with his cum even if it overstimulates him
Okay, tit fucking is great and all but thigh fucking is SO underrated in my humble opinion. Could just be the fact I've got a small chest though lmao
It's so fun when you're already really into it and the insides of your thighs are all slick. I feel like Bucky would lose it, getting to see your face and look in your eyes and enjoy your body.
It's a nice one to do while laid on your side, facing each other. Although the angle isn't quite right for him to slip inside you, it's fun to explore the other ways your bodies can steal pleasure from one another.
"This isn't going to work, sweetheart." You can't help but laugh, having already tried everything you can think of to make the height difference work. There's no way to keep this romantic and intimate in that position because there's just no chance of aligning your bodies properly to allow him to press inside you.
"Maybe not. But it feels nice anyway." His eyes flutter shut, gliding his dick over the smooth, soft, warm insides of your thighs, encouraged by how slick and easy your arousal makes the movement.
You adjust yourself to bring your other thigh on top of his length, closing him in on both sides.
You're wet enough that friction doesn't impede his movement too much and there's something oddly romantic about it. Maybe it's his hand smoothing the back of your head or his other hand up your back, pulling your body closer to his.
It's so intimate, watching his face as he whines your name, rutting senselessly against your thighs. The little flush to his cheeks is beautiful and you can't resist kissing the thin sheen of sweat on his forehead. The thick duvet on top of you both, coupled with your combined body heat means the room is far hotter than you'd planned.
You take a second to reach between your bodies, spreading your wet folds and readjusting his length, letting him drag his cock against your neglected clit with each stroke and oh, that's pretty mind-blowing.
"O-oh my God." He whines, desperately fucking himself against your wet cunt, rather than into it. It's a different kind of pleasure to being inside you and while they're not comparable sensations, it doesn't stop this from feeling fantastic.
"Fuck, that's good." You groan, rolling your hips to meet his. Your fingers dip between you once more, gathering some of your slick arousal, using it to glide your fingertips over the underside of his shaft and over his balls.
"Holy shit, that's - fuck." Bucky's hardly got a coherent thought left in his head. He's closed in on both sides by your wet, soft thighs and now your fingers are giving him a different sensation underneath while pressing him against your soaked sex.
"I know, baby. Feels good, doesn't it?" Your fingertips trail lightly back and forth over the underside of his shaft, focusing on the inch or so beneath the tip.
"I can't... I need to cum." He groans, thrusting frantically, clinging to your body to keep you close. Within a few seconds, you feel his dick pulse under your fingertips, his cum coating the inside of your thighs in hot, thick, messy spurts.
He doesn't waste a second, kissing your forehead before kissing your neck and whispering "Good girl. Now let me watch you get yourself off with my cum on your fingertips."
#asks answered <3#becca writes spice#anon#needy!bucky#Bucky Barnes x reader smut#bucky barnes smut#sub!bucky#was this one something I've been fortunate enough to try? Absolutely.#and has it bounced around in my head ever since?? yep#I've got so many 💦sports asks#and I've been really hesitant to answer them bc I have people I know irl on here now#but honestly if my interests so far haven't freaked you out#those probably won't either#I made the best overnight oats last night I've been thinking about them all day#white chocolate chunks with raspberries and peanut butter#with oat milk#and I'm using that to distract me from the fact I'm locked out of my work emails and I can't do my Sunday evening email clear up#it's freaking me out that I can't get into them#that'll mean I have so much to do tomorrow morning#I'll probably lose my hour home on the train tomorrow trying to catch up#I love my hour to work and my hour home from work on the train#that's my me time#where I read my silly little book and chill
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Pokémon Sun and Moon ▶ Guzma{3/∞}
#pokemon#pokegraphic#pkmnedit#pokemonedit#anipoke#pokemon sun and moon#pokeani#guzma#skull boss guzma#mygifs#*mypkmn#*c:guzma#he's so babygirl to me fr#you know that post that's like#why do beautiful men expect me to be able to listen to a word they say etc etc#..yeah#sorry I got distracted by how kissable your face looked just now#n e ways you were saying ??
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Himaruya Bamboo Thicket Blog Posts Link
Hi, today I came across those super old blog posts from Hima on Hetarchive, many of which are apparently still left untranslated. Since I had nothing to do today, I decided to put them all in a doc in order and side-by-side with English translations. Since it's A LOT and I'm lazy, I decided to just put them through ChatGPT lol. It's still a work in progress, atm of writing this I've only done January-March 2008 lol, but anyway if you're interested, feel free to check it out:
I'm learning a lot about Hima like this honestly, like apparently he has ADHD? It's very interesting
And if you happen to know if there was anybody else who tled these elsewhere, please let me know! :)
#hetalia#hidekaz himaruya#btw sorry for not tling any heta content lately i tried tling a dj the other day but it was harder than i remember so i gave up lol#originally my plan for today was to log down all heta content and the dates they came out so I can put Hetalia “in order”#but then got distracted by these un-tled blog posts so I guess you can consider this step one of a very long process#though i can't expect I'll ever actually finish lol I just love doing these weird impulses of mine whenever I feel like it#and if you're interested atm I've been tling a manga series called “my arika” it's pretty good
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#trent crimm#ted lasso#coach beard#nate shelley#nathan shelley#willis beard#roy kent#tedlassosource#tedlassoedit#tedlassogifs#trentcrimmedit#the coloring is kind of ass bc i kind of slapped the same thing over everything and then got distracted lkgjfgh but. it's. fine. it's fine#why does ted look better than everyone else i didn't even like. do it on his clip. what the fuck#ANYWAY#this scene makes me fucking cry btw#gert giffer#like. what the hell. trent's voice when he says 'thank you'#the adorable little smiles between him and nate#trent just. being so sure they wouldnt want him there. etc. im dying. crying. sobbing. wailing.#smallscreensource#userblorbo#tvarchive#comfortblr
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genderfluids your pro neighbor because the gender in parkciv is parkour- Who needs gender roles when you've got parkour anyways-
#Pro neighbor#parkour civilization#this all spawned from me seeing their minecraft skin in the movie and going “Oh do they have space buns? Neat!” to only realize that no tha#that is probably not what the skin was probably intending-#but it wasstuck in my head so you guys get it now#I like Pro neighbor and noob neighbor and I was gonna draw noob neighbor but I have to get a screenshot of him and also I got distracted#distracted by what you may ask? It may or may not be a polykour thing#cause the only ship I've drawn is mavbo I need to feed the polykour community and I need to fill my parkciv doodle page anyways#fanart#parkour civilization fanart#pkciv#pkciv fanart#parkciv#I think that should probably be enough tags#madi's art :>#also I've decided to call them Victor/Victoria/Vic for the sillies cause he reminds me of the victorian era#he also reminds me of a detective and the adventures of sherlock holmes was published in the victorian era sooo#because the victorian era ran from 1837 to 1901 and the adventures of sherlock holmes was published in 1892 according to google SOOOOOO#my brain connecting all the dots fr fr#evbo's parkour pro neighbor#Evbo's pro neighbor#because apparently I did not add enough tags oops
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