#so i added milk :(((((((
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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Light of Truth(?).
#hi guys...#I combusted while drawing this#Colouring is so hard bro#Forgive me#I've been stalking people's convos through tags which led to this drawing being made#I also added some details no one would see lol#my back is killing me#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla crk#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#vanilla milkshake#if you squint#cookie run kingdom#crk#cookie run#fanart#art#my art#If you saw the same thing before this no you don't..#I accidently did a typo.#pure vanilla
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two additional memes that didn't fit in the previous post
#(ik canon ancient ages are vague#but the dragon quest confirms they're like a few thousands years old#so I just added zeros to the meme )#shadow milk cookie#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#shadow milk#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk crk#vanilla milkshake#cookie run kingdom#blorbo-time
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Once brilliant Fount of Knowledge, the source of all there is to know, now lay shattered.... Crushed under the weight of it's own contradictions.
#my art#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk#smilk#fount of knowlege#tw self harm#might be wroth adding....#IM SO ILL FROM THIS UPDATE#ITS BREAKING ME OUT OF MY ART BLOCK BY FORCE#YAYAYAY#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAUGH#I NEED TO PUKE <3#can you tell i'm having fun
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GOT MEAT?
#Doodle I came up with when my art block wasn’t so bad#I’m now in another art block rip#Hopefully it won’t last so long but idk I’ve been sick and stuff so who knows#I still love spooky month and it makes me feel better when I’m not doing so well health wise or emotionally <3#Anyways uh yeah this Bob is more in my style than sr pelos#Parody of the got milk ad#Not so creative but silly#bob velseb spooky month#bob velseb#spooky month#funny#lol#vonvu doodles
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Just a little sneak peak of what’s to come, excuse the bad quality and sketchiness 😭, I really love Shadow Milk’s shapeshifting, especially when it’s used for manipulation/emotional damage
#shadow milk cookie#crk#crk fanart#shadow milk is so fun to draw#but also so infuriating because of his hair#video bois#scribble bois#oooooo the shadownilla animatic is coming together#god I just know I’ll be adding just a bit more to make it smoother for the final product
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What would you choose? :0c
(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)
#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks#then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard#I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing#to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or#honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal#(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of#'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the#texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso#OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety#augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro#and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of#different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more#when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh#but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions#so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion#on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread#doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and#bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.
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class doodle… i want to see snapdragon kill people
#also may i say. tumblr mobile’s alt text adding is kinda dogshit. very annoying to see if you’ve typed things properly!#the tag system is also inopportune also but the alt text one is all the more criminal#at least on ios! dunno how android tunglr is#me when i make an accessibility feature incredibly annoying to set up 😇😇 i’m so helpful and considerate. people will surely use me now#(said in tumblr voice)#OK IM DONE BITCHING LOL#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#mystuff#cookie run#snapdragon cookie
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#MÖRKTOBER – 01/31
Day one of WAIL OF THE ROT KING, an adventure playset for Mörk Borg.
["ai" art theft is not the same as collage]
:// Welcome to GREEN MILK, the GOBLINCOW newsletter and this very special 8-part series entitled SAVE VS DESPAIR, a holistic retrospective of the cultural object that is Mörk Borg that will be publishing every 4 days over the course of October.
A release calendar, for the sickos among us (thank you kindly):
GREEN MILK | #007 | 7:1 — What is Mörk Borg? (01/10)
GREEN MILK | #007 | 7:2 — Interlude I of II — Rules Light, Vibes Heavy (05/10)
GREEN MILK | #007 | 7:3 — Cultivating Mörk Borg (09/10)
GREEN MILK | #007 | 7:4 — Digging Deep in Graves Left Wanting (13/10)
GREEN MILK | #007 | 7:5 — The Vigorous Undeath of Mörk Borg (17/10)
GREEN MILK | #007 | 7:6 — Interlude II of II — A Funeral Playlist for the End of the World (21/10)
GREEN MILK | #007 | 7:7 — Life Locked and Failing in a Dark Fort (25/10)
GREEN MILK | #007 | ?:? — Burn the Book (29/10)
GREEN MILK | #008 | Save vs Despair — Mörk Borg: a Holistic Retrospective (02/11)
#indie ttrpg#ttrpg#ttrpg design#illustration#tabletop#ttrpg dev#rpg#ttrpgs#mork borg#mörk borg#mörktober#green milk#save vs despair#wail of the rot king#my art#collage#journalling#apologies for the lack of text descriptions i will be compiling all this at the end of this project and providing a text friendly version#but currently posting is taking as long as the actual work so I'm not adding more to my daily to do I'm afraid
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Remember when i said i wanted to build up my spice tolerance? Well, it was going well, sorta....... let's just say i was in an asian shop the other day and i was looking for a sauce but i couldn't find it and i have this thing where i can't leave a small shop without buying anything because otherwise i'll feel terrible.... well i bought a pack of buldak noodles but since they were out of the carbonara ones i bought the red pack
i thought they were thw "standard ones" but i just found a spiciness ranking on google and apparently they are the spiciest of them all :D yes i'm typing this because i'm eating them RIGHT NOW HELP ME
#i added milk and cheese#but i could take only a few bites#however i don't waste food so i will finish these even if it means death IDC#i'm eating white bread and drinking milk in between bites
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Fellow Travelers + milk || "shut up and drink your milk"
"The milk was on the call sheet. It’s a character in its own right. And also the milk’s character arc is more dramatic than everyone else."
(Jonathan Bailey, The Hollywood Reporter)
#fellow travelers#jonathan bailey#tim laughlin#sue's things#sue's things: jb#this drove me insane#milk having its character arc#also i have never seen someone be so flirty drinking milk#adding jon bailey's milk shirt here
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once my domp gets here anyone who fawns over me and feeds me like i'm a decadent princess gets to drink my milk direct from the tap for as long as you want
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"Shake me, I ain't exploding"
Well, if you insist
#they're so silly#and cute#i couldn't resist#they're so adorable#silly little guy#little goober#fella#dapper looking fella#i didn't even consider the possibility of making their glasses wonky if i added glasses#but#aaaaaaaaaaa#they're so cute#the stupendium#tiny little guy#milk milk lemonade#my artwork#my art#fanart#nerdcore#traditional art#traditional drawing#traditional illustration#gen question#is there a difference#between a drawing and an illustration in this case#colored pencil#colored drawing
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Thai tea lattes are so good I actually stopped having a stick up my ass and tried something new for once and they are SO good they are so good ……..
#Tried chai for the first time too and it didn’t hit tho sorry#And matcha is still on my list of drinks I only like if there’s so much milk added it stops being matcha
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i feel like a psychopath for not conditioning but it seems like that really is the way to go for my current combo of water quality, shampoo, and hair texture
#technically not even shampoo I've been using a goat milk soap#and my hair seems to absolutely love it#I'm like just using this soap not conditioning and as of right now just scrunching with no product and air drying#and it's the best it has been in years lol#so whatever#i will try adding a gel in for frizz control and more definition but even if that doesn't work it's decent as is#surprisingly
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🐙🎉Cirsus🎉🐙
Shadow Milk gave me the perfect inspiration I needed to finally finish the eldritch jester I've been trying to make for ages now. So here's my menace to society, Cirsus.
#art#artists on tumblr#oc#digital art#doodle#original character#fantasy character#Eldritch jester#Heavily inspired by Shadow Milk Cookie from CRK lol#I'm very tempted to draw him in the hazbin hotel style cause I can definitely imagine him causing havoc in hell lol#I was listening to Nathan Sharp's 'How Wonderful' as well so inspiration from that lmao#Also I will not be adding color. I decided he looks good monochrome
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