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pspspspsppps if they were animals what would they be i need to know

(OOC: I’m so sorry I’m a little too busy to answer this in character BUUUUUT here’s the animals they’d be! Candy Apple would be a jackalope, Black Sapphire would be a bat, and Shmilk would be a wolf in sheep’s clothing! :])

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(OOC: …psssssst.. pssssssttt.. @forsaken-cookies-au… new ask blog… just promoting cause I can, will get back to this one some day 😭)

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(OOC: Promoting this blog again cause I want more asks so BAD I WANNA MOVE THE PLOT FORWARD ITS BEEN STUCK FOR AGES)

(You wanna ask @the-twisted-truth-au things so badly ooooooooo 🌀🌀🌀)

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I'm obsessed with wholesome Deceitful Trio so I have to ask... What is the groups honest (I know that's hard for you three but I believe in you) opinions on each other? (I wasn't sure if I worded this well so: Shadow Milk's opinion on the Deceitlings, then the other two give their opinions SM and BS/CA)

Hmm.. HONEST opinions on my minions? Gee, that’s QUITE the task.. hm.. Well! Don’t think I’m gonna get all sappy now! That’s pure vanilla’s job, not mine.

Black sapphire.. he does his job very well and I applaud him for it! I couldn’t have a better right hand man! Quite the level headed cookie, which, while I do prefer chaos, sometimes rationality is needed and he’s the right cookie for it! I do find it odd he keeps sneaking out of the castle late at night though.. who knows! Maybe he’s got a boyfriend I don’t know about! Either way, nosy as I am, his love life is not of my concern. I have bigger fish to fry!

And Candy Apple Cookie! Oh, the charming little delight! She’s most definitely the most chaotic of us all, even ME! She’s EXCELLENT with her skill in bombing and trickery, though I do wish she wasn’t so reckless.. I don’t quite enjoy when she gets hurt… and, uh. Comes crying to me about it.

That being said, They care for me and I care for them! It’s a relationship everyone benefits from with no other meaning to it! None at all!

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Hm.. well, I suppose I must give the audience what they want!~

Shadow milk cookie.. I look up to him, as I should. He’s the beast of deceit and our leader, after all!…I do care about him, believe it or not. He took me in when no one else would, and I serve him for that. No other cookie could compare to him!~

…well, of course.. besides.. ugh. Candy Apple. Sure, I hate the little cookie at times, she can be quite the brat.. but.. I care for her as I would my own sister. She’s got her own qualities that I can admire, I just.. as much as she embarrasses me.. I don’t want her getting hurt because she has no concept of chaotic safety. Still hate her though.

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Hmmm.. oh, I think you already KNOW my opinion on master shadow milk cookie!!! He’s only the cookie I look up to most in the WHOLE. WIDE. WORLD!!!…well- okay him and Sapph come to a draw at that! But he’s sssooooo inspiring and just.. EEEEEEEEEE!!!

And Sapph.. oh, Sapph! I do love to torment him.. but he’s my brother, that’s why! He was the one who raised me while shadow milk was stuck in that tree.. and.. well, I love him. I care about him.. I don’t think I could have a better brother.

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…BUT DONT YOU DARE TELL HIM I SAID THAT! THAT’S A SECRET >:[

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Because she’s a little menace who has to torture me for whatever reason she’s made herself believe.

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OO blackbell it seems i have stumbled onto, i'd love to do more rp of them! [my dms are always open if you want] But anyways,,, So Sapphire- do you want to oh idk-- marry the faerie? or maybe more- and does your family know about this??

(OOC: Giggles deviously oh you bet I’ll be sending you a dm later ((maybe)))

W-WHAT?!-

*the cookie jumps in surprise as the question is asked, face going red and his wings fluttering rapidly*

NO!!! I MEAN- WELL- MAYBE?- ACTUALLY NO- WHY WOULD I WANT TO MARRY THE ENEMY?! ARE YOU INSANE?! It’s not like we’re even that close!! We’re just- acquaintances!!-

As for if Shadow Milk or Candy Apple know.. Candy Apple does, Shadow Milk doesn’t- Iiii have a feeling he’d crumble me if he found out… so no, he will never know.

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She was trying to embarrass me so I retaliated. Cmon, ‘Bells, you should know why by now! This happens all the time, doesn’t it?

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OO blackbell it seems i have stumbled onto, i'd love to do more rp of them! [my dms are always open if you want] But anyways,,, So Sapphire- do you want to oh idk-- marry the faerie? or maybe more- and does your family know about this??

(OOC: Giggles deviously oh you bet I’ll be sending you a dm later ((maybe)))

W-WHAT?!-

*the cookie jumps in surprise as the question is asked, face going red and his wings fluttering rapidly*

NO!!! I MEAN- WELL- MAYBE?- ACTUALLY NO- WHY WOULD I WANT TO MARRY THE ENEMY?! ARE YOU INSANE?! It’s not like we’re even that close!! We’re just- acquaintances!!-

As for if Shadow Milk or Candy Apple know.. Candy Apple does, Shadow Milk doesn’t- Iiii have a feeling he’d crumble me if he found out… so no, he will never know.

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did I not??? Woopsies.

(Anon shoves light back into his face)

I just thought it was kind of obvious. Seeing as you’re MEANT to tell the truth in these kinds of situations.

Stiiiill haven’t specified. Just- stop with the light-

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*Black sapphire face palmed and sighed.*

It was a PILLOW! HE’S NOT EVEN MY- Oh, uh..

*lil pause :]*

…Ahem- hey, ‘Bells!-

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OO blackbell it seems i have stumbled onto, i'd love to do more rp of them! [my dms are always open if you want] But anyways,,, So Sapphire- do you want to oh idk-- marry the faerie? or maybe more- and does your family know about this??

(OOC: Giggles deviously oh you bet I’ll be sending you a dm later ((maybe)))

W-WHAT?!-

*the cookie jumps in surprise as the question is asked, face going red and his wings fluttering rapidly*

NO!!! I MEAN- WELL- MAYBE?- ACTUALLY NO- WHY WOULD I WANT TO MARRY THE ENEMY?! ARE YOU INSANE?! It’s not like we’re even that close!! We’re just- acquaintances!!-

As for if Shadow Milk or Candy Apple know.. Candy Apple does, Shadow Milk doesn’t- Iiii have a feeling he’d crumble me if he found out… so no, he will never know.

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you’re not leaving the interrogation room until you tell the TRUTH.

WHAT truth, specifically??? You never specified.

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Ohhh me g- CANDY!!! SHUT UP!!!!

*…aaaand black sapphires chucking a pillow right at candy apples face, using another to hide his face as red as candy apples.. well, apples*

ITS NOT LIKE THAT-

*siiiigh*

This, anon, is why, as much as I appreciate her keeping it a secret from master shadow milk.. I wish she did not know.

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OO blackbell it seems i have stumbled onto, i'd love to do more rp of them! [my dms are always open if you want] But anyways,,, So Sapphire- do you want to oh idk-- marry the faerie? or maybe more- and does your family know about this??

(OOC: Giggles deviously oh you bet I’ll be sending you a dm later ((maybe)))

W-WHAT?!-

*the cookie jumps in surprise as the question is asked, face going red and his wings fluttering rapidly*

NO!!! I MEAN- WELL- MAYBE?- ACTUALLY NO- WHY WOULD I WANT TO MARRY THE ENEMY?! ARE YOU INSANE?! It’s not like we’re even that close!! We’re just- acquaintances!!-

As for if Shadow Milk or Candy Apple know.. Candy Apple does, Shadow Milk doesn’t- Iiii have a feeling he’d crumble me if he found out… so no, he will never know.

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you don’t need to lie to US Sapph!! What are we gonna do? Tell Silverbell?

now-

(uses anon magic to create interrogation room)

Say it.

(Points the light IN his eyes)

GAH- HATE THAT-

*Black sapphire just.. reaches up and points the flashlight away*

Jeez- what do you even WANT me to say? We’re just acquaintances. That’s all. It’s, uh.. all apart of a plan to get into the faerie kingdom. That’s all. Totally.

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Deceitful Esquire, mayhaps may thou convert to 'tis favorite character of mine? I'll joyfully embrace deceit if thine accept!

(OOC: …I’m so sorry I speak in medieval a lot but I cannot understand what you’re asking of me here 😭, REPEAT IT?-)

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OO blackbell it seems i have stumbled onto, i'd love to do more rp of them! [my dms are always open if you want] But anyways,,, So Sapphire- do you want to oh idk-- marry the faerie? or maybe more- and does your family know about this??

(OOC: Giggles deviously oh you bet I’ll be sending you a dm later ((maybe)))

W-WHAT?!-

*the cookie jumps in surprise as the question is asked, face going red and his wings fluttering rapidly*

NO!!! I MEAN- WELL- MAYBE?- ACTUALLY NO- WHY WOULD I WANT TO MARRY THE ENEMY?! ARE YOU INSANE?! It’s not like we’re even that close!! We’re just- acquaintances!!-

As for if Shadow Milk or Candy Apple know.. Candy Apple does, Shadow Milk doesn’t- Iiii have a feeling he’d crumble me if he found out… so no, he will never know.

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*Black sapphire simply nods in understanding, looking away.*

Ah.. That’s fair, I suppose. Whatever are you doing, then? Waiting for a new order?

*It's quite late, and through part of the spire, gentle humming can be heard. The source is a purple haired faerie, sitting calmly in a window, staring blankly outside. They don't look exactly cheerful. Their usual soft smile is nowhere to be seen, catching them without their usual façade is rare, but they don't see the point in keeping it strong when they believe no one else is around. They let it drop around the other three every now and again, but that's more to let a more sarcastic side show. Not glum. Of course, they could always be simply relaxed, just that expression, though...*

( @faerie0fdeceit : WHOOPSS i rambled!! any of the three can run into them, answer in ur own time :])

*aaaand here comes black sapphire, fluttering in with his waist wings and looking over to the faerie, resting his feet on the floor only when he notices them.*

…Passion fruit cookie? Didn’t Shadow Milk tell you to go spy on the Faerie Kingdom today??

*…he didn’t seem to really notice their expression, having been focused on something else before…probably his malfunctioning mic.*

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SO!

Black sapphire, have we got any progress with that- “Silverbell”- was it?

have you even like-… talked to him…

(if I had a Silverbell rp account could we maybe idk uhhhhhh….)

(OOC: Yes. Please. I would adore that. I NEED MORE SILVERSAPPHIRE ROLEPLAYS NOW. /silly)

*Black sapphire cookie simply pauses.. then groans.*

…I’d say yes. We’re best fr— ..uh.. acquaintances, for sure. But I haven’t really.. uhm. Said.. anything.. about, uh.. how I TRULY feel..

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Doesn’t matter, anyway. I’m a liar. That’s what I’m supposed to do. Keep the truth hidden.

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Hey Candy Apple Cookie!

You Can Keep These Two For Now! Just Uhhhh… Hide Them Just in Case If Black Sapphire Cookie Notices

Mmmm…

No thanks! I’ve got too many little critters at the moment!!!

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*It's quite late, and through part of the spire, gentle humming can be heard. The source is a purple haired faerie, sitting calmly in a window, staring blankly outside. They don't look exactly cheerful. Their usual soft smile is nowhere to be seen, catching them without their usual façade is rare, but they don't see the point in keeping it strong when they believe no one else is around. They let it drop around the other three every now and again, but that's more to let a more sarcastic side show. Not glum. Of course, they could always be simply relaxed, just that expression, though...*

( @faerie0fdeceit : WHOOPSS i rambled!! any of the three can run into them, answer in ur own time :])

*aaaand here comes black sapphire, fluttering in with his waist wings and looking over to the faerie, resting his feet on the floor only when he notices them.*

…Passion fruit cookie? Didn’t Shadow Milk tell you to go spy on the Faerie Kingdom today??

*…he didn’t seem to really notice their expression, having been focused on something else before…probably his malfunctioning mic.*

-♢