#so happy to have u dude

[tricitymonsters]

HI HELLO IM NEW HERE LOVE THE GAME but im here to yell about HOW DARE U LEAVE THE MORI CHAPTER LIKE THAT!!! im writhing in emotional pain here. this chicken nugget kitten man has taken over my brain. imma give him a treat then pull his tail. im gonna chew my own fingers and feed em to him like a bird momma. im so feral about this man i hope it shows. id let him do things to me that have never been done to anyone before. he can put the faustian curse on me if he wants even

ok sorry i had to get that out and what better place to be feral about a character than its creator!!!! on a more serious note - i have nothing to ask you, im just here to tell you how fucking GOOD of a job you did on this game holy fucking HELL. i havent found a vn that reeled me in so hard and fast in a long time. i started drooling just from opening the game page. im just a lover of big beefy chunky men and if they turn into monsters too then im all in. youve managed to not only craft visually and plotwise gorgeous characters but ALSO craft an mc who is given actual choices to make which is a huge part of the immersion factor.

congratulations you have given me another pixel man who lives in my head rent free. again sorry for the yelling and being feral lmao mori gave me some of his energy i guess<3

THATS SERIOUSLY SO NICE OF YOU TO SAY WHAT omfg I'm so happy you found my project and your way to this dark and nasty corner of the internet where I talk about monster cocks orz. Mori is indeed my our little scrungle dumpster man and I'm so grateful he's pulled so many bad bitches like some kind of gross back alley siren.

ALSO BOY i got yelled at a lot for the ending off that last mori chapter teehee but you didn't think I'd let you ride off into the sunset that easily of course >:3 Good news is that Mori's next chapter will be updating this weekend so you'll be able to wrangle your catman to resolution (hopefully) in just a few more days.

[inkskinned]

"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz

[spearxwind]

Happy 10th birthday to Cercerion!

OUGHHH UR RIGHT CERCIE IS 10 YEARS OLD NOW !!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BOY BELOVEDEST DID NOTHING WRONG EVER IN HIS WHOLE LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cozylittleartblog]

they invented a new kind of tired you only feel after doing an artist alley

[waketoearth]

HAPPY JAY DAY 2024 !!!

[bees-draws]

Had a blast reading @spark-hearts2's fic, Yeah, I'm Not Calling Her Mommy. I didn't really have strong opinions on her until reading this, and realized just how fun she could be as an ally.

[speakercrab666]

Republican Green Day fans just now realising American Idiot is about them has gotta be the funniest thing i've ever fucking seen. like my guy they are a pop punk band. they be popping and punking. they've BEEN popping and punking. who the fuck did u think they were talking about????????

[unluckyprime]

HERMIE GOT SOME AUDIO TIME TODAY!! ARE WE JUMPING FOR JOY OR WHAT?

[pseudophan]

ficrec this fucked me up

[hermanunworthy]

met god turns out hes just a Dude

[xeeljii]

WARNING RPF! 18+

when i write j/oost as "subbier" it is not necessarily bc it i would see him as such it is more of he would just be happy doing what u wanted like he is just very boyfriend who is just content with whatever makes you happy? idk if that makes sense HE IS JUST A GUY ! (づᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

edit: nothing against ppl who write sub joost he is still very loved by me

[tatretot]

Fulgurites (from Latin fulgur 'lightning', and -ite), commonly called "fossilized lightning", are natural tubes, clumps, or masses of sintered, vitrified, and/or fused soil, sand, rock, organic debris and other sediments that sometimes form when lightning discharges into ground.

[ragingtwilight]

tried V8 for the first time since its like never showed up in any stores around me before

that shit slaps bro

cold tomato soup my beloved 🥰

also tried cucumber lays chips?? theyre actually super tasty omg, theyre like a crunchy lil dessert

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

i love a/b/o steddie where they get started like so young that if it was someone i knew irl i'd have a panic attack. like,, mated right out of high school, baby pops out a year later, they've got like five kids by the time they're 25

thinking about an au where they were already together pre- start of s4 and steve goes through the whole thing like three months pregnant. like he's stressed about the baby and eddie and eddie's SUPER stressed about the baby and steve, like eddie's trying to get steve to sit this one out for the baby and steve has to yell at him to stop bc yeah, he's worried about losing their first child, but if he sat at home while everyone else dealt with the upside down and someone didn't come back??? he'd never be able to live with himself

and when the bats get eddie and steve tries to use the mating bond to share some of eddie's pain, help him hold on until they get to the hospital, eddie weakly tries to tell him not to, to think of the baby. and steve's just. not having it. and once eddie wakes up from his medically induced coma he's like :(( why'd you do that and steve is just. so mad. he says yeah, if i had lost the baby (he doesn't, she's fine) that would have been the most terrible pain i'd ever felt. but it would have been worse if i lost you. and eddie's like. oh. bc maybe part of him has always been thinking that steve's only stuck with him bc he's the father of their kid. but no, steve loves him.

so eddie's crying, and steve's crying, and then steve shows eddie the ultrasound they did during eddie's coma to check the baby hadn't been hurt by the week of stress and danger and pain-sharing, and it's the first time they've been able to actually see the shape of a baby in all the weird white noise of an ultrasound, and now they're both crying even harder

[wikoymi]

akechi (and some jokers) which all have the same exact pose for some reason