#so fucking goofy

[vanivanvanilla]

parrot has seen one (1) episode of death note and has:

changed his discord profile picture to light yagami

threatened to put his friends’ names in a death note

was listening to L’s theme in vc while saying that he wants to kill his friends in japanese

sent these chat messages in zam’s stream

[translation: Goodbye Zam. your life is already decided]

[translation: Hello everybody]

[translation: thank you. I won't write your name in my notebook]

[translation: This guy is so noisy]

[translation: shut up]

[theoldwest]

PLEASE. Sam calling the meadowsweet wreaths ‘yummy’ in order to act a little fruity is CRAZY LMAOOOOOOO WHO COOKED HERE

[hunterbunter3000]

Okay so my bf is a beeg guy, size 14 shoes, 6'2, you get the drill. I still his clothes and even tho I got that tummy and them thighz, his shit drowns me. Kruger would be on his knees, rolling up his sweatpants for Sweets if she even mentions the fact that the waist is damn near up to her tiddies and STILL dragging on the damn ground. Him + könig are the only ones she can really have this experience w

NAH FACTS (also you hit the jackpot on yo bf-- you go babes ✨️💅)

Everyone else's clothes are too tight on her, but she still steals them cause she can 💀but omg she's so lucky to have Krueger and König

SHE CAN EXPERIENCE THE BOYFIE EFFECT-- WEARING THEIR CLOTHES AND SWALLOWING HER

Sweetheart gonna be walking like this wearing Krueger's sweatpants 💀💀

[noblish]

so ive been replaying wolfenstein new order and me being the gal that i am, getting headaches if i dont play a game with at least 120 fov and preferring 140 normally, i modded the game slightly to support it

the results are

interesting....

these are goggles

[twinchromatid]

Where do you see yourself on the mohs hardness scale (not an innuendo)

not an innuendo?? disappointing

probably a 7. like a quartz

[ichorandpride]

you are the goofiest guy ever

[notlikeothergirlz]

lil smooch

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[bloomdoom1]

[gayszlen]

Royal-obsessed Brits will talk about how racist everyone is to Meghan Markle and then turn around and say this shit

For reference the video didn't show anything that would tell you anything about the ethnicity of the dudes, also I watched the rest of it and the criminals were (shocker!!) white brits

[cayliecoltrane]

quick lil ETHOwO redraw

[mamaclownhunter]

Ah Binghe… you were so close to much better safety.

When I say the visuals enraptured me

Edit; I forgot the trees like a fool

Edit edit: I FORGOT TO AT THE AUTHOR @aceofdivinechlorophyll

Bonus my favorite Cumplane scene:

[essektheylyss]

You know, they call Liam O'Brien the heartbreak prince of Critical Role, but—WHAT'S THIS? SAM RIEGEL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR?

[bitchslapblastoids]

you guys you guys you GUYS!!!! these are the same person

they are the same person!!!!

and this may seem like a shitpost but i'm actually feeling quite emotional about it

[fischiee]

omega when he’s implanted in tex: you should give into your rage and abandon those you might love to fulfill the urge to find revenge for all those who hurt you. kill your daughter in cold blood while she is incapacitated with agony at even the mention of your name

omega when he’s with the reds and blues: muahahaha 😈😈!!!!1!!! !!! im eevviilllll and im going to blow up the whole! WORLD! !1! 😈😈😈 !!!

[turrondeluxe]

always happy about the fact that in 2012, mikey often asked donnie questions if he didn't understand something and donnie always answered no matter what

this can be seen in a bunch of episodes but my favorite example of it it's the one in half shell heroes where mikey is extremely excited to be in the museums and is the one actively asking donnie questions about the exhibits they saw and also actively listening to donnie's explanation (before raph got silly lmao). he was very excited to learn!!!

And while it's true that mikey would lose interest quite fast if the explanation got too lengthy with too many technical terms, it doesn't change the fact that he does retain the info donnie is always rambling on about different things!!! (even if mikey himself doesn't notice he's doing it lol) and also i find it very sweet that no matter if donnie himself got annoyed, donnie would always answer the questions. no matter what. he would always try to explain if he didn't understand something

This is prob because mikey is the one brother who is often seeking out donnie to pass time around him Meaning that donnie might have used mikey as his rubber ducky whenever mikey hangs out with him while he's working (explained him a lot of his experiments and theories while trying to solve them himself and in this way mikey also learnt in the process WHILE spending time with his brother! win win!)

it also helps donnie because accompanies him while not letting him get lonely in his lab 24/7, sometimes explaining things to someone makes it better to understand it yourself AND it's shown in the comics that donnie is quite used to his brothers just Living as background noise and literally cannot function without it lmao

They are literally the two smart kids in the family even if none of them notice it and it's all because mikey looks up to his brother and is like an sponge with donnie around. donnie is actively teaching mikey and mikey is learning! even if they have no idea they are doing it