#so dramatic and funny

[petratherrock]

Listen don't ever let them tell you the girlies did describing eye colors better than Edward "milk chocolate is the color of my crush's" Cullen

what do you mean oddly deep brown eyes have you met most Asians, Edward?

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.

[forecast0ctopus]

[karoochui]

Arc 2 shenanigans. Idk!! Im just kinda tossing around ideas

[xiewho]

kipperlilly?

[apyschopathicfangirl]

the new percy jackson tv show trailer looks amazing but more importantly they did what no man has ever been brave enough to do before; they took the ukulele out of riptide.

[commsroom]

still getting a grasp on this whole no gravity thing (by @jamisonrivv)

[tls12lessthan3]

kim dokja (in his head): god shes so perfect. she really was made to be the heroine of her own life. i admire her passion and her drive to improve herself so much. shes nothing like me - a pathetic loser doomed to always fade into the background. even if it was only for a short amount of time, im honoured to have been able to bask in your warmth, yoo sangah

yoo sangah: been getting really into salads lately.

kim dokja (out loud): haha. yeah.

[pandadrake]

Spider-Society and The Day of Lots of Involuntary Trips to Earth-19999. (Finally finished this, god damn.)

I hadn’t seen any takes on what Spider-Society was like during Spider-man: No Way Home (2021), so I thought about it too hard.

I.e. I pulled up a clip of No Way Home to see what the Peter-abduction spell would look like from Miguel’s POV, then realized he'd have no idea what he's looking at and would probably mistake it for something else.

[sofflepoffle]

Stories loooove to have someone get hit over the head and dramatically pass out but no one ever wants to the deal with the concussion that comes afterward

[mipmoth]

Uncalled for

[infernal-lamb]

The idea of the Lamb being a talented little artist makes me want to throw up and cry MY SON YOU COULDVE JUST WANDERED THE LANDS DRAWING THE HIDDEN BEAUTY OF THIS TORTURED TERRITORY INSTEAD OF BEING DESTROYED BY THE TENDRILS OF GODHOOD

[sableeira]

sure ango may have betrayed every organization under the sun but tachihara put in the effort to build up the perfect stereotypical gangstersona and act his silly little heart out for the perfect plot twist so we all know who deserves the award for best port mafia betrayal

[messrmoonyy]

I’ve literally been laughing at this for last 10 minutes straight

“ uncle “

“ Arthur “ * collapses *

[southpauz]

You guys are losers holy shit. Y’all are freaking out over nothing. Y’all kept reading into misinformation cause you’re chronically online and you only get your source from fucking fear mongering idiots on twitter and TikTok.

🚨 Tw: racism, death threats, homophobia 🚨

This is one of the MANY messages and emails I received the moment after Trump won, btw.

Trump emboldens racists and hateful bigoted rhetoric because that is his base and that is who he is.

[mixtpecas]

sam and cas are so... they're like brothers-in-law that are always slightly awkward bc their relationship only exists bc of a different person. and the first few seasons getting to know each other they keep getting pissed off if they exchange more than a few words ("he's an abomination", "i'll hunt you down and kill you", etc) but there's still somehow an inherent admiration there (bc that's Dean's Brother/that's An Angel). and eventually they do become some sort of actual friends. bc along with everything else. they realized that they can be bitchy to each other without toning it down and enable each other's most insane ideas.

compared to sam+dean and cas+dean's relationships, sam+cas are remarkably unaffected by everything that happens. they might have seasons long fights or plots with dean, but with each other they're always just kinda chill. like, yeah, course he's always gonna be there. we're friends and i don't actually like him that much but he is my 2nd closest family member in the world. he can be super annoying but i'd die for him in a heartbeat :)