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metagalacticx · 2 years ago

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#teen wolf #mason hewitt #teen wolf movie #teen wolf: the movie #honestly when i say no one is allowed to ask me about mason hewitt i mean it.#is your favourite character a cop??? if not then you wouldn’t understand!!!#so don’t ask about him #he’s in brazil helping deaton search for cora for very important reasons.#he’s also in sri lanka on a backpacking trip with corey his very much alive boyfriend #he’s also in beacon hills ONLY FOR A WEEK to help melissa with a strange case she has but doesn’t want to bother scott about #point is. he’s not a cop in beacon hills he’s not a fucking cop in beacon hills. he’s not a cop.#except he is.#i’ll be in mourning for ten years. as is tradition.

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bruciemilf · 4 months ago

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Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.

Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.

Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.

And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.

“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “

“And what did you do?”

“I stepped over them.”

He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.

Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.

“If Tati can do it, so can I!”

“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”

“:D”

#I LOVE HIMMMMM HES SO AWKWARD AND COOL TO ME #give me the league fangirling over him at every turn and he’s just Tired of them. has to call teen Clark who’s Perry White’s intern like.#‘Kal— please write about something other than Batman.’#‘Bruce. I cannot say no to you. Please don’t ask me to do that.’#alfred is extremely tired. also extremely in need of Bruce to stop being self sufficient.#let him take care of you daMN IT—#teen bruce wayne #bruce wayne #batman #batdad #writing #dick grayson #dc comics

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noodles-and-tea · 4 months ago

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So what if Fiddleford ruffled past!Stanley's hair covering his eyes, causing him to resemble Tate (imagine the angst)

Dude he misses his kid so much :((((

#because this is my au and I make the rules fiddleford calls Tate like every night to check in with him #it still sucks and all that but don’t you EVER SAY THAT FIDDLEFORD DIDNT CARE ABOUT HIS KIS BECAUSE HE DID #I’ll cry #I love fiddleford so much rah #my art #ask #gravity falls #twins in time au #Stanley pines #Stan pines #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket

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averytirednerd · 1 year ago

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#bro is going through it #also what a drama queen #yes a separate photo dump for Al was 100% necessary #I am very normal about him wdym #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel screenshots #my post #I’m so sorry to the person who was asking about image descriptions #I don’t know how to do that #aaaaa please forgive me

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keferon · 7 months ago

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The tac net crash chapter is one of my favorites so far~

Ah and. Guess what. I just discovered that including this post, I made 50 pieces of fanart for Mistakes on mistakes until.. I’m so sane and normal about this story can you tell👍

#maccadam #transformers #fic fanart #momu fanart #jazz #prowl #jazzprowl #considering the speed and the amount of fanart #….yeah I can see why tumblr thought I was a bot lmao #also #I mostly read during night and then drawing from memory during day so uhhhhh the accuracy is questionable haha #mainly I feel like half of the time I don’t know how tf Jazz looks. The guy switching between his looks so often jdjfjfj #IM. SO GLAD THEY RESOLVED THEIR DRAMA EHEHBJGJ #The scene in medbay was so damn cute #oh my goddddd #the scene of the tac net crash #muah #loved it~#you know the thing is - I'm a biiiig fan of mutual feelings and actions #the scene of the kiss was absolutely great but it was a bit one sided #Jazz cared about Prowl but Prowl was far more concerned about information safety and strategy and stuff #but this?? mmmm~ Them caring for each other #Prowl using his last moments of consciousness to ask Jazz if he is mad at him #Prowl actually deeply caring of what Jazz thinks about him now when he knows Prowl killed his friends #i don't know how to explain #kisses are great but this (points) this is my favorite five star meal right here #also there is something so funny about Prowl slowly discovering fow fucked up Jazz is and just accepting it #but being so scared when Jazz discover how fucked up he is. Only for Jazz to be like “boo I knew about your fuckedupness from the start”

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emmcfrxst · 7 months ago

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jason todd swears like a sailor whenever you ride him. the visual of your body on top of his, the feeling of your hands on his chest and your cunt fluttering around him, the sweet sounds of your moans and mewls— everything about getting ridden makes jason’s dick hard and turns his brain to mush

#won’t stop swearing. moans loud. keeps calling you pet names and praising you. waxes poetry about how pretty you look riding his cock.#the thought of it alone makes him feral. has made him hard on patrol more than once (he becomes even more brutal towards the criminals when #he’s in this mindset. he’s fighting off the adrenaline that the thought of you naked above him is making him feel)#he has come home early more than once with blood on his clothes and his dick hard in his pants telling you he needs you #he still needs clear vocally expressed consent before he does so much as breathe you in because as wound up as he may be he can’t stay hard #and aroused if you don’t want him back. your consent is crucial to him and he makes sure to ask for it multiple times even during sex #because nothing matters more to him than knowing you’re as into whatever you’re doing as he is #and the vocal admission of you wanting him (physically but also mentally and emotionally and psychologically) is a big part of his drive #jason todd x reader #jason todd smut #jason todd imagine #red hood imagine #dc imagine

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olive-garden-hoe · 5 months ago

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WHY ISNT EVERYONE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS PAGE IVE BEEN SOBBING ALL DAY ABOUT IT

ITS SO TENDER AND DEMO IS SO OBVIOUSLY A CARING A LOVING SON AND THE BOY HAS TRAUMA SINCE HIS PARENTS HAVE MADE HIS WHOLE ENTIRE VALUE BASED ON HIS DEMO WORK BUT HE STILL CARES FOR HIS MOM OML IM GONNA BUST

#tf2 demo #tf2 demoman #demo tf2 #I’m so normal about him #don’t ask me how I am when this page exists #don’t ask me about tf2 opinions #(please ask me about tf2 opinions)

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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago

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Adobe express has no good thought bubble shapes. Oh well.

Truly one of the most deadly “I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.” ever

#ask reply #THE WAY the text isn’t perfectly in the speech bubble is so funny #it adds flavour #Something about William Afton trying to connect with his son like this #brings me to tears #I genuinely don’t think the dude is good at all at being a dad #but him trying and failing spectacularly is so good #Michael would not understand this gesture till years later #could you imagine him showing up to sister location and it just clicks then

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rynnthefangirl · 4 months ago

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Fandom: omg Ford was so selfish to invite Stan to Gravity Falls just to take the journal and go far away. He only cares about himself and doesn’t care about Stan at all.

Literally Ford’s mental state in that scene:

#okay this is just about one vid I saw on TikTok #I didn’t even finish watching the vid but they called him selfish for not asking how Stan was???#bro was literally being haunted by a demon for weeks???#‘oh hey stan yeah I’m fine just taping my eyes open so I don’t fall asleep and get possessed by the demon stalking me’#‘but that’s not important let’s talk about you!’#like what???#stanford pines #stanley pines #ford pines #bill cipher #gravity falls

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shepscapades · 3 months ago

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can I possibly give post-destruction etho a hug it seems like he needs it/nf

I can’t think of a reason he would decline!

#…#the joke is that post-destruction Etho is a reset Etho and doesn’t feel anything #dbhc #dbhc ask #ask #dbhc art #art escapades #dbhc etho #Etho #hermitcraft au #giving etho a blank smile…. bruh #nothing behind those eyes. legitimately #also #etho looks so wrong without his mask and headband #LMAO #almost made this post bdubs hugging him but that felt too real DTJBDFKGBGBCFG #i haven’t thought very much about what that reunion is like other than the look on bdubs’ face and quite frankly I don’t wanna talk about it #silly doodles to get back into posting <3

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doctorsiren · 7 months ago

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I loved your headcannons about inukawa, reigen and reigens sister and I would really like to see what you think would happen if mob and reigens sister met and I was wondering if you could possibly draw them :D

hello yes I accidentally made a comic after seeing this ask yesterday 😁 bro psychoanalyzed her 😨

#doctorsiren #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #reigen arataka #inukawa aneko #mp100 fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #doodle requests #comic #this happens after the show which is why the ages are like that #I was gonna make their ages be 35. 28. and 14.#but then I was gonna put a whole thing about how Aneko’s son is the age that her brother was when she had her son #and to be like ‘you can’t seriously believe your son won’t be different in 14 years time’#but I didn’t wanna make the comic longer so I opted for a post-show setting #there’s a Sakurai cameo because I love and miss him 🥺#remind me to never do comics with this lining brush again #my hand HUUUURTS #like it looks nice but GOOOODNESS GRACIOUS #anyways yes thank you for this ask #it would be really funny if it was really hard to change her mind #Y’know unlike the psychic antagonists in the show…Mob’s greatest reformation challenge…is Reigen’s older sister. who doesn’t have powers.#nobody tell her about Mameta and the UFO…she’d kill her brother on the spot #also don’t ask why I have Mob and Aneko’s name in first last format and Reigen’s in reverse #it just sounds…so wrong to say Arataka Reigen…it doesn’t flow as well… :(

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dogpantry · 1 year ago

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please watch my scrungly old man kiss the inside of a glove

#cockatiel #bird #birdblr #birblr #gale #please don’t come @ me about the state of his feathers #he has pdd and cannot digest pellets and we’ve been working slowly to convince him fruits and veggies are cool but he’s always been #uninterested #he is 15 years old and gets clean bills of health every time we go to the vet #he has supplements etc just pleaseeeeeee i cannot take it lol #just look how cute and happy he is!!!!!#(he’s almost died several times cause of his pdd so im just asking to have cute videos. ok. ily)

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bruciemilf · 4 months ago

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“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.

#they’d be so big brother/little brother to me #Oliver is like yeah that’s my baby brother he’s a billionaire and I’m gonna have to kill him sadly. he’s my loser for now #Battinson deserves an older sibling who says ‘if someone asks you don’t know me’ but will bash teeth in for him #Bruce: olllie can you please grab me a coffee?#oliver: how about you pay your taxes you wealth hoarding fuck (buys him one anyway)#bruce wayne #oliver queen #battinson #dc #text

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formulanni · 7 months ago

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Assorted baby Verstappens

Tags: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time

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checkadii · 8 months ago

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Art as a hobby was a mistake . here’s witness mine redemption2.png or smth I’m reaching post drawing clarity but also patting myself on the back for making the conscious decision to not draw his wing(s) accurately elmao

girlboysomething will sit there and go How Can I Make This Not Complicated. Then make it complicated. anything for you mr too many blades or whatever

#anyways I JUST HATE HIS ASS SO MUCH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#don’t ask me about the two knives centric fic I hold dearly to my heart.#or about how many times I’ve cried over him #you’ll not get the answer #trigun #trigun maximum #millions knives #checkadii

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starscream-is-my-wife · 1 month ago

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Continuation of my other post here, the autobots have come close to figuring out that Optimus is the sire but Optimus is way too moral to spark up an subordinate so they don’t look into it more

Skywarp stole the evidence, Ratchet doesn’t notice cause he and Optimus are too busy with the baby for any fun private parties

#Skyfire: hey guys lately sometimes I feel like someone is glaring at me #Ratchet is considering just telling everyone before Optimus goes insane that his special ops team can’t figure this out #any weaker mech would go feral with these protocols plus the matrix but Optimus is Optimus so he’s holding up pretty well #wheeljack put bumblebee in place of where he thinks people would place him #hes not putting himself on the list lmao rip bumblebee though at least the sparkling is too big for people to believe it #me shoving my rare pairs in here #Thundercracker guessing bumblebee cause they interfaced before and got he a pregnancy scare #he was less worried about the sparkling and more worried about Starscream knowing he bottomed #to bumblebee #Skyfire messaged Starscream about Wheeljack but don’t ask STARSCREAM for dating advice he sucks at that #I wanted to have Starscream say something about starfire getting his old teacher pregnant but he’s already yapping a lot #off topic but some of my WIPS in my Ratchet folder went missing rippp #milk comic I will finish you even if god doesn’t want me too #transformers #ratchet #optimus prime #transformers fanart #optiratch #Starscream #thundercracker #skywarp #megatron #command trine #prowl #wheeljack #this is stupid #I LEARNED HOW TO HYPERLINK ON MOBILE #transformers g1

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