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#don’t ask me why I’m drawing little him#bc u won’t like the answer#I love sad little art things#tbh I feel a little weird about this one but it won’t leave me alone#giving max the ls2 prophecy treatment :-/#he was so cute bro#it bums me out#HIS LITTLE CHEEEKSSS#he’s darling 😭#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#f1 art#annie’s art#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#formulanni#max verstappen#mv33#mv1
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idk if i am being dramatic please let me know very much /AITA vibes. Friend and i were supposed to go on a vacation together in august. Few days before it she says she didn’t actually ask for holiday leave and i was like ? Why didn’t you say anything i have life and planned things around the days YOU choose. Okay she asks if we can move it to the beginning of September and i told her i can go only until 6th after that i’m not available. So it’s 4th now and i already said goodbye to that idea and she sent me like 10 links yesterday night and…. they are all from 9th or 10th? So i just told her i can’t do that i have plans and she just answered Ok. Like don’t ok me you are the first one to disregard my only request???
#it pisses me off bc i started answering like okay let me see -> i can’t go -> i told u WHY and it’s a medical thing so have some respect ->#these are great go with someone else i told u i am free from 6th and that’s it - like 6 messages. and then ik she’s mad with the Važii like#why are u pissing me off… Anyway. Glad that’s over i am just mad i didn’t go in august when i had a chance to go with another friend bc i#was like *oh i promised her* yeah well that’s on me for keeping promises like a mad man people dgaf#anyway i just liked her message like idgaf with that attitude u won’t go anywhere god i HATEWE when u can’t rely on people why isn’t#everyone like ME. Make a plan stick to it and don’t let other people suffer for your decisions#tt
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What are you hating on lately? Not judging I want to join you
can we kiss on the mouth
#I JEST I JEST my actual answer rn is people who are into our flag means death and good omens are driving me up the wall#i am willing to entertain that either show might be good but the way people talk about them is so goddamn annoying that it has guaranteed#i won’t be watching them anytime soon#all i hear is ‘uwu my gay babies’ this and ‘uwu my gay babies’ that#can we PLEASE start liking things for reasons other than there are gay characters. PLEASE.#some of u genuinely don’t give a fuck about whether or not there’s anything of interest or merit within a work just as long as it’s gay#stop recommending me shit just bc it’s gay#is it also GOOD? did u think of that??#these types of people appear to be the primary fanbase of these two shows#and were also annoying as fuck during the writer’s strike#genuinely makes me ask what year it is#it’s like superwholock in here#splorpo answers
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“Waaa I don’t want all this protesting to ruin my graduation” You are an infant. You are living in unprecedented times with a chance to make a difference in the world and all you’re worried about is the status quo and your personal comfort.
#ra speaks#personal#sorry the seniors are being such whiny little shits like oh. oh how horrible that your graduation won’t be untainted by the horrors around u#I don’t remember my high school graduation very well bc it was just another day in the long life I’m living#if I was to remember my graduation I wish it would be for something that was IMPORTANT like idk. calling on the admin to answer for their#complicit in genocide and use of police brutality against your fellow students?????#*for reference these are college seniors so ~22 yos. you do not have the excuse of being a child you know damn well what’s happening and why
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Do ppl genuinely think jinx blew up the council for the liberation of zaun
#actually I need to rewatch bc from what I remember#jinx’s ideals are making silco happy like I don’t see her actually upset about what ppl are going through or wanting real change or whatever#like i think she’ll def be some sort of hope to some ppl of zaun due to the action#but like. that was pure malice that wasn’t Justice for zaun#she killed powder for killing her family the first time and she killed the council for killing silco#Bc jinx couldn’t have done it since she’s perfect silco said so#and this isn’t a violence isn’t the answer thing NO#i think ekko should blow up the council too and I hate that he’s hanging with that rat#heimerdinger and cailtyn are the same to me they’re both annoying#stay away from zaunites ty#you’ve done ENOUGH#the audacity to argue with ekko about who enforcers are#‘the Ppl dont want my help :(‘ ok kys. ez#Uhm anyways that’s very subjective and again I’m biased against piltover they’re literally nothing new to me#point is I don’t think jinx is the revolutionary some of y’all tout her to be#i know it’s scary but if u want that ur gonna have to focus on a black character outside his white potential LI#I KNOW I KNOW! it’s new to you it’s hard you can’t see him as anything besides smth ur fave reacts to#but if u want the person protecting zaunites as best as they can bc they love zaun itself#Ur gonna have to look past the sad white girl#difference between jinx and ekko is oppression shaping a rebellious personality vs the choice to rebel and do better for your people#not in a theory vs praxis way but in who’s actually concerned with others welfare and how zaun will move forward#while ekko is willing to use violence for his cause he’s more worried about keeping his own ppl safe which could potentially set him down#the road vander went - as opposed to vi who was like. traumatized into working with pilties this soon#It’d be a slow road for him. but also take into account he saw vander go down that path before and if it’s one thing he’s good at it’s#learning from the past. bring in how the silco and vander won’t repeat itself bc jinx who’s angrier at piltover and life in general than she#is hopeful for zaun might have to be forced to gain that compassion once interpersonally interacting with zaunites some who may genuinely#look up to her as a leader as opposed to local drug lords lapdog is gonna have to buck up and take responsibility#obvi vi and powder are vander silco foils duh but the way I’m thinking ekko and jinx could potentially be#wait for it#what couldve been
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When are we gonna get part 3 of shitty dad price I need to it after hearing about the plans for it bro.. 😔
(Not forcing work at your own pace and stay healthy 😘)
Fun fact this is like the 20th request I’ve sent and I’ve only been following you a week and a half
I promise you it’s coming sugar I’m sorry 😭 whenever I write a piece I try to be in the right headspace so yesterday I was in gloomy holiday mood and guard dog reader but I promise if I don’t end up back in son’s boyfriend space I’ll force myself to finish the last part I’ll do my best not to leave you hanging 😭🫶🏻 oh I hope I’ve been able to do at least one of your request so far if not I’m sorry sugar I try to make sure I’m in the right mood to write the piece rather than swiftly producing fics and sometimes it goes faster and sometimes slower 😭
#it’s like when I first researched how to write smut someone was like u cant write smut when not in the right headspace so if your head hurts#and you’re trying to write a b job it won’t work that applies to all my writing that’s also why I was able to produce 4? daddy issue pieces#bc ur boy was apparently going through something😭#alec answers
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I do also think that like. Obviously thought crimes aren’t real whatever I have intrusive thoughts myself but that doesn’t mean that the world around you should be expected to be encouraging of it. There are all kinds of things that are legal and which are actions people take in the world that I’m anywhere from confused (not putting on ur seatbelt) to horrified by (free hand rock climbing). So while yes if everyone involved are consenting adults there’s no harm being done but like it may still be gross! It may still be yucky and make me not want to hang around you! That’s my perogative! And it’s rlly weird for you to say “no, everyone *has* to be ok with this or else”
#it’s a little frustrating bc a lot of the ppl on here who are decent at hornyposting are also like. hard into ‘paraphilia’ which frankly?#is a term you are only going to use if you want to fuck a kid tbh#& yeah if u keep that shit in ur head ur not hurting anyone but I can decide in the cruel & callous way humans do#that I don’t want to talk to you!#& nuance obviously—i don’t think that current transmisogynist callout culture is the answer—frankly the ethics around callouts#go back to like… the 80s when women were writing messages on bathrooms etc#like obviously writing up a google doc to try and socially execute someone (esp a tgirl) is just. the wrong move#but at the same time there’s stuff that I’m gonna have to just say ‘this makes me not want to talk to you’#and yk what if ur fine with that I’m also fine with it. i just won’t talk to you. easy#idk all the like rlly awful ways that ppl are weaponizing censorship tools agains trans women ≠ nothing can be criticized
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what dyou think hannibal would label himself as? if at all?
hannibal doesn’t really give much credence to the conventions of modern society. labels can be both too all encompassing and too confining and at times not very useful at all. i def think he views sexuality and gender as a fluid thing, just not in the political way that young people nowadays do. he’s a hedonist and a connoisseur of all things beautiful and pleasurable. he’s most def a connoisseur of the human body. i just don’t think he would lower himself to one thing or another. that being said, he’s still a person that lives within the influence of society, and the views on gender and sexuality when he was a young man are not the same as they are now which is what i meant when i reblogged that post. like i said, he was coming into his own in florence in the 80s. (if want to understand the implications of that just do a bit of research on lgbt history and lgbt life in places like paris and florence, etc). for the sake of relating to others and moving through the world, i think he would call himself bisexual at best. but again, i don’t think he puts much stock in labels. words are generally inadequate to describe personal, intangible desires and experiences.
#it just bothers me when people insist on the absolute accuracy of him supposedly fitting into the term of pansexual#like i can kind of see how u got there but at the same time…. no#release him from ur prison of hyper specific labels#he is the most label defying type of person#he won’t be categorized as a serial killer why would u try to categorize him as a queer person#i mean call him pan if u want but don’t try to make it seem like that’s the only correct answer bc it’s politically correct or whatever#def do not say it bc he’d be attracted to trans people#trans people are men and women so bisexual works just fine
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I wanna have matching stuffies with you wtf that's so cute!
Good news anon, there are a bunch of plushies in my wishlist and nobody can stop you from getting one for yourself too!!!
#it won’t be exactly the same bc like…the plague doctor plushies are canonically crushing on each other#but like you can get us matching plushies if u want#fern answers
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Black sheep family
#fruit salad game#concept art#uncle#tsundere kun#he won’t be game relevant for a long long time but he’s essential to old man Yao I#if tumblr paid attention to me they’d complain uncle isn’t old enough for old man yaoi but#I feel like this can only contribute to the uncle/dad dynamic#u really don’t need to know anything about uncle to know he’s bad bc look at him—blonde? grounds for arrest#but anyway uncle will ask if anyone is going to take financially profit off an orphan and not wait for an answer
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Hi love! I saw your mb post (ik you did a bunch so I'm not here for that, tho they are beautiful you did wonderful work!), but it reminded me that we've been mutuals for a pretty long time (across 2 blogs for me I think 0.0) and I wanted to tell you that you're consistently one of my favorite blogs and your presence on my dash brings me a lot of joy :)❤️ I hope you have a lovely day!
arden i adore you this is so unbelievably sweet. thank u for being an absolute peach and for being such a good mutual. ily
#arden tag#answered#smoochuals#if u would like a mb im doing a few tonight bc#a) i have a few other mutuals i wanna make ones for#and b) i am wildly unwell in that im either hungover or drunk still and need something to do that won’t make the room spin#SO
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trying not to be dramatic but. i kinda want to start drama!
#like damn im really not gonna be in this wedding i guess#like idk i know my one friend already asked another girl to be her maid of honor but it’s a gay wedding. it can be all girls!!!#and i keep telling myself ‘oh she prob wants to ask you in person’#not even maid of honor but even just lower tier bridesmaid#but ive texted them like three times since ive been here and i feel like im getting blown off#i get it it’s thanksgiving we’re all busy u might not have time but at least TELL ME#i won’t be back on the east coast for a while !!!#which i guess maybe that’s a reason why they wouldn’t ask but THEY USED TO TALK ABT IT ALL THE TIME!!!#AND IVE BEEN LIVING ON THE WEST COAST THEIR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP!!!#it’s not like they didn’t know#idk im also a drama queen but. it sucks!!!#and i have these fucking. elopement presents i wanted to give them but maybe not if they DONT ANSWER MY TEXTS#anyways still slight glimmer of hope that i will get to be a bridesmaid simply because i will feel bad if i talked all this shit#and i do end up getting asked#also bc if im not what’s the fucking point of going it’s like ill be traveling to maryland to go to the wedding that hurt my feelings#ok that’s enough i think.#maybe im just so sleepytired idk how to act
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hi i’ve never said “women n femmes” before but i just wanna ask what’s wrong w it :0 thank u
it’s just a misguided attempt at inclusion that falls flat when you think about it critically.
posting this under the cut so nobody has to look at it unwittingly
i usually see it used in contexts that are discussing ways that misogyny expresses itself i.e. expecting women to perform femininity a certain way. think “women and femmes don’t have to shave to be worthy of respect!” i think it’s borne of the incorrect take that patriarchy is about “punishing femininity” & conversely “rewarding masculinity”. i think people use it to try to be inclusive of expansive identities who might be punished by the patriarchy who are not women? but it doesn’t really make sense that way.
like who is “femmes” that isn’t “women”? femme men? they aren’t the targets of misogyny, and let’s be real nobody is actually expecting these people to “perform femininity” or otherwise measure up to the societal expectations that are placed upon women, in fact they are systemically punished when they do. an otherwise femme nonbinary person? at the end of the day, you’re probably affected by (possibly trans-)misogyny, & being socially classed as a woman, & i don’t think you should expect discussions of misogyny to cater to your particular comfort with being labeled a woman. You are not being directly called A Woman. either the post applies to you or it doesn’t. it’s fine. who is this including? who is this language helping?
the truth is that when we examine misogyny, we are talking about broader sociocultural expectations, & the expectation IS is that you are either a woman or a man. we aren’t making a checklist of everyone that has ever been a target of misogyny, we’re discussing patterns & power structures & the social classes they create / enforce / surveil.
#sorry if this isn’t quite as accurately descriptive as i might like / hope i wrote it relatively quickly#& please feel free to add / discuss / challenge in the replies! xoxo#i have been awake for 16 hours now and was working for half of those cooking my brains and my fingers. ow#🌱#also just to be clear i probably won’t answer any future asks abt this bc i don’t want to clog people’s feed with this in 2024#u can dm me / use the replies to this post if u wanna chat more about it 👍
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y’know i do have a lot of similarities to my mother and i do celebrate that but if i keep getting reduced to a “mini-me” i may just lose my shit
#marzi speaks#marzirants#like my mom n i have a lot in common. and it’s great!#we share clothes we give each other tips on creative stuff (my art her home decor)#we both love to learn and we both have a lot of shared opinions#hell we even have similar facial structures#but the ONE thing that gets me compared to her the most is the fact that we don’t take shit lying down + we voice our minds#which. when ur a ‘woman’. is. hm#my mom got a lot of shit growing up for being a woman who spoke her mind. lots of snide comments#ppl focused less on her words and more on her tone yaknow?#and i feel like the ‘haha you’re just like your mother’ comments are my version of that#like yeah i’m like her. mama didn’t raise no pushover. now stop ignoring what i’m saying#it’s only when i’m voicing my concerns about something too. like ok r u gonna keep ignoring me or r u gonna respect what i have to say#it ESPECIALLY happens when that concern is that something is misogynystic which is mainly what’s ringing that alarm bell i think#like you can’t respond to everything i say with ‘what are ya a lawyer’ or ‘you’re just like your mom’ i want ANSWERS#but if i dare to get frustrated about it then i’m EXTRA compared to her#like yeah!!! i’m like my mom!! bc she won’t stand for bullshit and neither will i now listen to me!!#idk. it irritates me#esp bc i’m very similar to my dad too. but nobody compares me to him#i don’t mind being my mom’s ‘mini-me’ 90% of the time but that 10%. hoo#why you gotta be misogynistic abt it. god damn
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the poly!marauders and lily x shy!reader!!!!! I genuinely cannot handle how much I love it omg🫠🫠 would u be willing to make it a series??
maybe remus being overprotective/possessive of her before the full moon and she’s just like ???? bc she doesn’t know about his furry problem🫣 but the rest of the group are just really casual about the way he’s acting like “oh yeah he does this sometimes, just ignore it” and r is just like 🤔?? bc he literally won’t let her go and wants her by his side and lap all day!!
aaaaaah my mind got carried away after reading ur amazing fic🩷🩷
so. stinkin. cute (thoughts and prayers for our shy!reader fr)
poly!marauders + lily x shy!reader close to Remus' time of the month
pt 1 // pt 2 // pt 3 // pt 4 // pt 5
CW: love bite/hickies, man-handling Remus [ik, ik]
You had been…seeing the boys and Lily for long enough now to have noticed a few peculiarities.
Black envelopes with green wax melts on the front that were delivered to Sirius were always confiscated immediately by Lily. Following the envelope's arrival, the rest of the group tended to fawn over Sirius for the rest of the day.
James was incredibly bright as a student in all subjects except Ancient Runes; prior to any quizzes or assignments, the group would play a game of “question pong” which was a twist on the muggle game ‘beer pong’ where cups were lined up and James would aim a ping pong ball and have to answer a question that was placed inside the cup that he had scored in. This amount of effort wasn’t placed into any of the others’ studies.
And what was obviously something the boys were ultimately accustomed to doing for Lily now extended to you when you couldn’t help but notice that at least one of them always escorted you to any of your classes in the dungeons.
Another peculiarity, however, seemed to centre around Remus.
Once a month, the group got a bit…sketchy before the three boys would disappear for about a day and then return basically back to normal.
Lily seemed to be accepting of these occurrences, so you opted not to concern yourself with it either; if it was something you needed to know, they’d tell you.
Right?
Because, you see, the sketchiness wasn’t just limited to their comings and goings; but rather Remus himself.
He was a tactile person, that much you knew to be true. He almost always had a hand on one of his partners, a boyfriend or a girlfriend in his lap, or an arm around someone’s shoulders.
And yes, you’d been growing increasingly accustomed to the affection.
But it seemed to you that around these bouts of…sketchiness, the affection seemed to grow into something rather possessive.
For example; it became clear to you that out of the three boys, James and Sirius were the ones who had a particular problem with Severus Snape, but during said period of said sketchiness, Remus nearly growled when he saw Lily and Snape discussing the upcoming Potions exam before he latched himself onto Lily’s side until Severus finally left.
And then at the quidditch game against Ravenclaw, a group of girls behind you, Lily, and Remus were giggling over how ‘fit the Gryffindor captain was’ which led to Remus standing abruptly, moving to lean against the railing of the Gryffindor stands to wave James over before he pressed a searing kiss to the chasers lips leaving them both rather breathless.
And then there was the party in the Ravenclaw common room for Benjy Fenwicks birthday where you, Lily, and Remus had been sitting watching James and Sirius dance with Marlene and Mary before Gilderoy Lockhart slid up behind Sirius in an attempt to dance with him. Sirius hardly had a chance to react before Remus was on the dancefloor and pulling his boyfriend into him, slotting their hips together and swaying sinfully to the beat all while maintaining eye contact with Gilderoy.
It seems important to note that Remus doesn’t dance.
All this to say, Remus got…sketchy.
But all of this had nothing on how he seemed to become around you.
You weren’t sure what caused the difference; perhaps it was because you were new to the group, perhaps it was because you were shy, or perhaps it was because he was more confident in his and the others’ roles within the dynamic. Either way, you were certain you were simply going to combust from the sheer amount of attention being devoted to you by your quietest boy.
You could hardly breathe or blink without him noticing, it seemed. And if you were within his vicinity, you were in his arms or on his lap.
Like right now…
You’d no sooner entered the Great Hall when you spotted Lily’s fiery red hair and made for the group before you were being man-handled to sit on the bench between his thighs.
“You almost missed breakfast, dove.” He offered quietly as he started preparing a plate for you right in front of your eyes.
“Jeez Moony, whatever happened to good morning.” Sirius teased as he shot you a wink.
“Morning angel.” James offered quickly as Lily smiled softly at you.
“Oh, hi! I..uhm, I’m not that hungry, Rem.” You tried, but it was apparently the wrong thing to say.
Remus’ movements hardly faltered as he continued buttering an english muffin for you, but everyone else seemed to freeze in their movements as they watched the two of you with bated breaths.
“Breakfast is important.” He said simply.
And believing he was quite close to actually hand feeding you the english muffin, you simply took it from his hands and shrunk into his chest at the attention.
You felt your heart leap both in affection and embarrassment as you felt him press his lips to your neck as you ate, looking to the other three in hopes of help or explanation, of which you received neither.
“I was wondering if you wanted to have a sleepover with me tonight?” Lily asked you as she sipped from her tea.
“Oh, I uhm…sure, that’d be nice. Is everyone going to be there?”
Remus kept his face pressed to your neck but the others shared a glance.
“No, we have a Marauders thing to attend to tonight, sweetness. Can we call dibs for the weekend?” Sirius offered, but his attempt was quickly shot down by Remus.
“Tomorrow.” He muttered from your neck as you fought the urge to shiver at the tickle of his breath.
“What about the night after that?” Lily tried again.
You let out a surprised (and perhaps nervous) squeak when Remus’ embrace tightened around your middle.
“Tomorrow.”
“Moons…” James tried, which finally got Remus’ face out from your neck in order to glare at his boyfriend.
“Tomorrow will be fine.” He proclaimed with an air of finality before he shoved his face unceremoniously back into your neck and latched his mouth to your jugular, eliciting another surprised yelp from your lips.
“How’s that for a good morning, Y/N?” Sirius asked with a wink.
You spent the rest of your breakfast wondering if this was your own personal heaven or your own personal hell.
Jury was still out by the time you left the Great Hall with a love bite displayed above the collar of your uniform.
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HI ILY!!! i was wondering if u could do a argument fic likeeeee katsuki and reader got into a argument and they are both DISTRAUGHT bc they’re so corny and in love and hate fighting but the argument was bad and they’re oh so sad whatever whatever !! and katsuki has to make it up to them EEE !! PLEASE I LIVE EAT SLEEP AND BREATHE UR FANFICS !! LOVE U CASHHH🤍
operation : trouble in paradise !
katsuki tries to get his boyfriend privileges back..
EEEE TYSM AND I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS ASK !! Its my guilty pleasure like both parties hating to argue bc they love each other so much im so sorry that’s adorable. and again ty SOOO much !!! hope you enjoy, ive actually gotten a similar ask, so that one ill try to have that come out soon !
FEM READER, katsuki is melodramatic, argument, fluff fluff despite argument, 3rd year bk squad boys !, kissing, making up yipeee, reader likes flowers,lemme know if i missed sum else !
“she fuckin’ hates me.”
for the past ten minutes he’d barged into kirishima’s room, bakugou has been moping. wallowing, even.
“no she doesn’t, man..” kirishima reassured. for the umpteenth time, he’s honestly lost count. he’d tried putting a hand on the boy’s shoulder earlier but said boy had shrugged him off angrily, grumbling out a dramatic “don’t touch me.” despite being flopped face down on his bed.
“i know her better, kirishima. yes she does.” the blonde insists, voice muffled by the redhead’s pillows. kirishima sighs, patting his friends leg before making his way to his office chair across from the bed, ignoring the muffled grumbles bakugou lets out.
“how bout you just..go apologize ?”
“i already told you i can’t. she—”
“yeah, she hates you. got it.” kirishima finishes his friends sentence, causing the blond to groan. “look dude, you’ll never know unless you try. you’ve been together for ages now.”
“a year.” katsuki corrects, he purposely forgets to mention he knows exactly how many months it has been too. kirishima nods excitedly, trying to get him out of his frankly sad state. “yeah ! so, this shouldn’t be anything man. arguments happen all the time, no matter how much you love each other.”
katsuki feels his ears burn at the word love on his friends lips, he’s told you he loved you of course. but it still felt weird to acknowledge it.
he turns just enough for his scowl to be visible to his friend, who sends him an encouraging smile.
“so what the fuck do i do then ?” kirishima grins wider, sharp teeth on display. “there we go, that’s more like ya, dude !” he exclaims. he quickly shuffles to grab a notepad strewn onto his messy desk (kirishima’s desk was so messy it made katsuki itch sometimes, a shiver almost passes through him whenever he sees the state it’s in)
kirishima drops onto the floor, placing the notepad onto his mattress and scribbling, with a pen katsuki has no idea where he fished out, a messy “operation: get your bf privileges back !!!!!!” bakugou fixes kirishima with a dead look, the other only tilts his head, still cheerful.
“what ?”
“what the fuck is this, kirishima.”
kirishima scoffs at the blonde’s dead tone, “listen man, you wanna win your girlfriend back or not ?!” bakugou squints at him, hard. but only let’s out a loud sigh. kirishima takes that as his answer and with a nod continues writing down notes.
katsuki groans to himself, looking down at his friend scribbling down his grand plan, and he better hope it works.
maybe you should call him..
no, you won’t. it was his fault you were like this anyway.
..but maybe you went a bit too far..?
ugh. you groan, rolling around in your bed. you’d tried to distract yourself by going through your tiktok feed but it seemed the world was against you or your fbi agent hated your guts. your feed was either overly cutesy couples content that made you miss your angry blond, or break up videos that made you miss him even more.
ugh. you shove your head even harder in your pillows.
you’re really trying to hold your ground, because you want katsuki to know he’d hurt your feelings, but now that you think about it you don’t even remember what you’d argued about. it was petty for sure, you’re about 80% sure it was a petty argument.
maybe you should—
you shake your head, steeling your nerves. so what if it was a dumb argument ?! that didn’t mean he could get away with everything!
“uuuugh,” you groan out loud, you miss your katsuki.
a knock at your door startles you. it must be mina, you’d texted her earlier that you were mad at your boyfriend and she’d told you that she “excepted all the deets of what his dumbass did this time as SOON as i get back !!!!” and you were waiting, maybe venting about it could make you feel better and less dramatic.
you open your door expecting to see your overly excited best friend. but instead—
flowers, almost whacking you in the face you might add, are shoved in your face before you can get a word out. you squeak in shock, they’re pretty though, your favorites. and you know only one person who knows what your favorite flowers are.
“wh-katsuki ?!”
and there he is, red faced and angry. scowl on his face and bouquet of pretty flowers in hand.
you can’t tear your eyes away from him, he can’t keep his eyes in one spot—flying from you occasionally to your door to the flowers and repeat. he blinks, you blink.
“here.” he grunts, waving the flowers towards you. “f’r you.” he glances at you.
“o-oh !” you exclaim suddenly, whisking the flowers towards yourself. the bouquet is big, it’s definitely a bit bigger than your head. katsuki searches your face to gauge your reaction“i—uhm! thank you..” you utter shyly, katsuki grunts. he shoves his hands in his pockets the moment you’ve gripped the bouquet, kicking at something you can’t see on the floor.
your heart skips a beat. tentatively, you lean against the door “didn’t take you for a flower guy..”
he scoffs, kicking the toe of his sneakers against the floor “‘m not.. but you like these, right ?”
trick question. he knows you do, you mentioned in passing these were your favorites, unless you suddenly decided you didn’t like these anymore. then he’s fucked. but he decides to continue despite the worry growing in his lower belly, the plan was already a go now.
“i—uhm, listen..” your boyfriend fumbles, he throws his head back and groans when his words won’t come out right. you give him a tiny smile, his eyes soften just a bit.
“i fucked up, okay ?” he admits, scratching at his nape “shouldn’t have said all that shit to you, or whatever..” you can tell he’s beyond embarrassed. he’d melt if he could get any redder, he keeps scratching and won’t look at you for more than a few seconds at a time and katsuki who’s always the loudest in the room can barely manage a mumble. you know he means it though, he never did anything he didn’t feel like doing. you wait for him to continue and he looks at you then.
“i don’t ever like arguing with you. ever.” he insists “so jus..forgive me, kay ?” he finishes quietly. your heart jumps and leaps and you can’t stand acting cold anymore. you walk a bit closer to him, the flowers block you from fully being close to him.
katsuki’s eyes are wide as you lean in to kiss right next to his lips, you laugh at his bewildered expression and his eyes soften when he snaps out of it. he rolls his eyes, you smile wider.
“i forgive you, i’m sorry too. i don’t like arguing with you either..” you admit, katsuki reaches for your hand, you feel the tips of his fingers brush against your skin, you give it to him and he grips it tight. then he leans in and presses a kiss to your lips, it’s a sweet little apology kiss that turns a bit too passionate after a while, and you pull him towards you and into your room away from prying eyes. katsuki kicks the door shut behind him and pulls you closer by your waist.
“guess i gotta—thank shitty hair..” he mumbles in between kisses, “an’ i owe him twenty bucks.”
you make a noise against his lips and pull away, raising a brow and holding his shoulders when he tries to lean in to kiss you again. “what’s that mean ?”
your boyfriend huffs “told shitty hair i’d give him twenty bucks if his shitty plan worked.”
“plan, what plan ?” you ask, katsuki squints at you, a grumbling noise comes from his throat, almost a whine.
“yer really gonna make me spell it out aren’t you..” he mutter bitterly, shoving his head in your neck. he continues, “shitty hair helped me come up with a plan to make you not mad at me anymore. i told him it wouldn’t work, he said it would, and we bet on it.”
you laugh in disbelief, katsuki chomps at your neck to silence you, squeezes his arms tighter around your stomach to make you wheeze, but you can’t stop laughing. “that’s so cute !”
“shaddup.” he growls in response. you muffle your giggles in his shoulder. katsuki grumbles some more and you run your hands up and down his back.
“well then,” you hum, pressing a kiss to his nape, his arms around you tighten. “i guess we’ll both have to thank kiri then.”
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