#so crazy to me

[deklo]

i ran into one of my high school best friends after the show and i haven’t seen her in years i feel like crying. i love her so much

[scopop08]

YOU MADE IT INTO AN XISUMA VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!!!

I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's SO surreal to me but oh my god!! My silly little design stuff in a project I'm really enjoying got me in an XISUMAVOID VIDEO??

In no world should I be in this position

FOR VIEWERS AT HOME THAT IS ME!! I'M SCOPOP

EVERYONE WATCH THE VIDEO PLAY!! THE TCG!!!!

https://hc-tcg.fly.dev/

[sainzcaleruega]

sometimes i just think about the fact that charles leclerc is really out there looking like that

[queerpyracy]

genuinely irritated about the prevalence of brother-sister character designs where the brother has a huge nose and the sister has a tiny nose. 1) why are you a coward who hates the joy and beauty of women with big noses 2) have you looked at any real human siblings lately 3) why do you appear to think the nose is a secondary sex characteristic

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[galactic-magick]

Star Trek makes me soooo crazy cuz you got Picard saying things like "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose."

And Data saying things like "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert."

And Bashir saying things like “You can't go through life trying to avoid getting a broken heart. If you do, it'll break from loneliness anyway."

And Odo sayings things like "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."

And I’m just supposed to be normal about it???

[marxstradamus]

I'm tryna be less of a hater but people really confound me.

Why in the actual fuck would you come back to site you've been banned from?? I find it sososo baffling that people are so attached to tumblr after they get deactivated. Whatever the reason, how do they not take it as a sign from the universe to find some other shit to do???

"But what about my beloved moots????"

Tumblr might be the least reliable way to keep in touch with ppl you care about. There are many services available for such a purpose that won't randomly delete your account.

"But nowhere else has reblogs n shit!!"

And????? They kicked your ass out and you still wanna kiss the ring??????

"but they banned me because I'm trans"

And this is the place you want so badly to return to??? HERE???? WHAT

I'm a hypocrite because I use this dumb hellsite, but if I got banned for a bullshit reason you bet your ass I ain't coming back. Message received, no appeal needed, see ya next tuesday.

[mellosghosts]

in my heart this joke is in the movie, but unfortunately im afraid only we, hughjackmaniacs, would get it 🥀

[notherpuppet]

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

[stil-lindigo]

lighthearted.

if this comic resonated with you, please consider donating to this palestinian escape fund (vetted by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein) as it is less than $7,000 away from it's goal.

i turn 24 today. To celebrate, I made this comic to be a spiritual successor to lead balloon, a comic in which I talked about the darkest period of my life so far.

A lot has changed since my 23rd birthday and this one. My priorities have shifted a lot, in ways that I think are mostly good. But i think the best part about today is that suicide has gone back to being a far away notion. I'm really lucky, and I'm grateful for that.

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[wacuoms]

[katsinspats]

I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes

Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:

[redpapercraness]

to lose you

[kensatou]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals: