#so awful oml

[n4talia-chaparro]

Wish I could draw more but the death threats increased more LMAO.🗣‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🥰🥰

So uh anyways

Tbgdotgp facts #4: the childhood (BD au) timeline is heavily inspired by a headcanon of mine that I NEVER shared here and it was all thx to both 10th & 11th episodes of the CU series.

So I'll say it now; Theodore and Krupp both went to Jerome Horwitz Elementary when they were in 4th grade. Although it wasn't revealed what grade was Theodore in, I kinda assumed he was a 3rd or 4th grader in the tape ("Murdsly incident"). While Krupp was getting all the food thrown at him on the stage and made fun of. The only thing they have in common is how both of them were on the stage and made fun soo-- em-

In this AU, Theodore is the new 4th grader and meets new people there. However, the day was also the 1st time he met Krupp, etc. Similar to both episodes except Theodore doesn't become the Ted Turdlys in this universe, maybe a normal guy?? The AU is a mess istg 💀💀

[ktoaster]

Yesterday I was yeeted out of my cave and I did a lil dood on my phone

[musicalmoritz]

This might be the gayest thing to ever happen in TBHK I fear

[httpiastri]

just so you all know, httpiastri actually is just short for hattie piastri 😚😚😚 my piastri family bias

[soupmanspeaks]

headcannon michael was a tinkerer in general, but more so understress (hence Helpy, PanManStan, #1 Crate, Mr.Hugs, ect) so whenever Glamfreddy's circuts are a bit overworked he'll go to his greenroom and just start building stuff lol

[h3ytheredemons]

Okay but what the fuck is Santiago doing to Madeleine in that clip???

[nottoonedin]

Mm.. urge to make a Luka analysis post.. rising..

[unnamed-idi0t]

Just binged Ninjago Sons of Garmadon :')

[koishua]

"no dw he's super friendly!!" after i was pounced on by a massive dog that im not familiar with 🧍🧍

[another-corpo-rat]

In your opinion (and/or hers), what is the worst thing Victoria Crane has done?

this was such a fun thing to think about, so thank you anon!! putting this under a read more as once again, i have rambled quite a bit

In my opinion: it's likely what she did to her father's mistress / half-brother's mother. While Victoria treated that whole trio awfully with varying levels of severity, what she did to Angelo's mother was monstrous.

She, unnamed and so will be marked by [s] from now onwards, was a spitfire of a woman from Rancho Coronado. Confident despite her shaky foundations in life, not afraid to speak her mind and bare her teeth - that would all change when Victoria came on the scene.

Victoria was methodical in tearing this woman's confidence apart, at making little digs that could be waved away as meaning something else, something harmless but said in a way that made their meaning clear. The barbs dug in deep, and things [s] used to take pride in were questioned in a condescending way, coated in honeyed tone that was distinctly corpo. And Joseph had kept [s] largely away from the corpo lifestyle, so when Victoria arrived she was sorely ill prepared for being caught in its jaws.

When [s] did manage to get her own dig in once, Victoria regarded her with little more than a hum and looked at her like she was a fly in her drink; struggling in the boiling water of it.

Retaliation came in the form of a sensory assault; a military grade bite of a sonic shock that made [s]'s ears bleed and her skull ring for far longer than the quickhack was active for. It fucked up her hearing to the point she needed new audio implants, and still she could hear echoes of it almost at random. She was certain it was Victoria's fault, but couldn't find any way to prove it.

Life continued, with a soft ringing in her ears but there seemed to be a long period of peace after this event; Victoria was busy in Arasaka and [s] was able to relax in her home again, without paranoia nipping at the back of her neck. That would change on a night meant for celebration, a dinner at Embers to mark Angelo's recent promotion.

She had a very public meltdown and hasn't been seen since.

Meanwhile, Victoria's project OIZYS moved forward after a successful test-run.

tbh i consider this the worst simply due to how targeted it was, but Victoria has done a lot of terrible shit through the years that i reallly need to sit and think about / write out sometime

in hers: Look I love her but this bitch has a moral backbone made of stringcheese so it made really thinking about what she'd consider the worst thing she's ever done interesting.

It'd be a time she acted on impulse; someone brings in a potential new subject and she overhears the head of the project call them 'the New Smasher' and she just. sees red in a way she'd never admit to, a rush of protectiveness and fury she finds unbecoming in others. And of everyone she considers hers, Smasher is the last to need her guarding him in any way.

But, she does. And maybe its not as impulsive as she'd hide behind, because she has the sense to wait until the opportune time, knows to use an access key not her own to get into the empty lab, knows to repeat the camera's footage from the previous uneventful night rather than killing them completely. She lifts the nearest thing she could find and drives it into the subject's temple, twisting to scramble it enough that nothing feasible remained, that it couldn't be placed into a conversion frame.

No one knows, the act of sabotage is expected to have been from Militech - and the project head is investigated when its found he was talking quite publicly about this project when he shouldn't have been. It's easy to pile onto that avalanche so it falls on him, including a few spoofed emails to a Militech contact and he was gone.

She considers this one of the worst things she's ever done because she acted against Arasaka's interests, for entirely selfish reasons. And really, the more she thought of it after calming down, entirely unnecessary, Smasher isn't so easily replaceable and the fact the mere thought of it got her reacting like that isn't something she's proud of, or will ever admit to.

[misty-wisp]

this just in i've learned of a disaster of a movie

[rowanhoney]

sending flirty msgs after a good first date is soooooo anxiety inducing to me like sure we seem to mutually agree it was good but now I have to keep your attention??? Be enough but not too much? I hate this so much lmao

[sanghost]

forever gonna be haunted by when my friend and i were drawing each other’s cephalopods and he tried colouring in my ones jumper so he pointed at the reference and asked “what’s this?” so i said with full confidence “oh the jumper? annaki blue cuff” then he looked at me like “no the colour”

so yea i forgot my best friend of like 7 years is colour blind but by god do i know my splatoon gear

[cottageivy]

listen, i know that there is a difference between having a baby and having a cat, however. i do at least get a glimpse of what having a toddler is like when i try and give my cat flea medicine.

i try to give it to them when they’re just laying down because it legit takes like a minute to do. my other cat is fine and stays in one place but as soon as my cat Baker feels it on him he is done. and he doesn’t fall for me trying to lure him back to just get the rest of it. it took two tries and then there was just literally a squeeze left, and i had to just lay on the floor next to him while he sulked under the dresser

[philophobic-paracosm]

help me

"yeah ill just doodle something quick and easy" quick and easy my ass

its hard to read so ill explain

they (luz, hunter, ripley, king, and flapjack) are running from something (probably emperor's coven idk) and one of ripley's wings is caught in one of those cliche rope nets with rock/metal balls or whatever (thought i knew the name but apparently not) so theyre running on foot instead (wounds are from getting hit with net and crashing to ground previously)

king is small so theyre just carrying him like a cat, hunter is on their shoulders like hes riding a horse, and luz is hanging off their side with a weird vine wrap thing from a plant glyph. flapjack is just...flying. random magic stuff is exploding everywhere or whatever and before anyone yells at me about "the ground is the wrong color + pov" that's a log that they're jumping over

first time drawing luz and king and i think theyre not horrible yay

i need to be murdered

[autism-corner]

i see the first panel and am already starting to cry.