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[sgt-noah-puckerman]

Not what I meant, but you go with that. They are going to have to find you themselves to get an autograph. I'm not dealing with them.

F2F || Puck & Eli

Me too. They’re insane, every single of them. Yeah, yeah. I won’t. You’ll see once we’re huge and people are begging you for my autograph.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

That is true, poor girl. I do feel sorry for anyone who decides to date my daughters. Just don't make me regret it. I don't want to take away the one place you're playing but I will if I need to. 

F2F || Puck & Eli

I guess that makes sense…I’ll try to remember that, but you know how good I am at keeping my mouth shut. [nods slowly] Anyway, thanks for letting us play at the club. I’ll try my best not to make you regret it.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

Then nod your head like you care and walk out before you blurt something. You will live so much longer if you do it. And the best thing is when she realizes that you were right all along. 

F2F || Puck & Eli

…But what if I can’t do that? What if I’m incapable of keeping quiet about obvious bullshit?

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

This is all you need to know, no matter what it is even if you are right and she is wrong, she's right. Just tell her that and you'll live a long and happy life. 

F2F || Puck & Eli

It’s brilliant, that’s what it is. Your fear of Mom makes me never want to get married.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

That is much more fitting, just don't tell your mother I said that. And for some reason I can see her not being thrilled about the idea of us doing that. 

F2F || Puck & Eli

That’s hilarious. You should dress up as him for Halloween. I’ll be the spawn of Satan, how about that?

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

If you are a saint then I am the Pope and we all know thats never happening. 

F2F || Puck & Eli

Technicalities. Anyway, you have nothing to worry about. I’m a saint.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

You are sixteen so we can still do it.

F2F || Puck & Eli

…A rock star who can still get grounded, what a life.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

As long as you can live with the fact your mom and I can ground you because of anything you do and you can't preform there any longer. 

F2F || Puck & Eli

It could have been really impressive, you don’t even know. [shrugs] I guess I can live with that knowledge as long as you guys can live with the fact that you might be potentially scarred once or twice.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

[rolls his eyes at him] Good, because I wasn't going to sign any paperwork that my sixteen year old son came up with. There is no may be, I will be watching you and at times your mother will be watching you and don't think we wont hear about it even if we aren't watching you at the time.

F2F || Puck & Eli

I have no shame, so that’s impossible. [plops down on the other side of the couch and kicks his other shoe off.] I didn’t actually print off any paperwork because that sounds time consuming and you probably have enough to sign as it is. My main concern as an entertainer is creative control. I can’t be limited in my antics because my father owns the club and may be watching.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

[sitting on the couch when he heard Eli come in, turning to look back at him, shaking his head] I think you need to find your other shoe first. If I didn't know any better I would say someone just picked you up off the walk of shame. 

F2F || Puck & Eli

[After driving home from the Hummel house, he casually strolls into the living room with bedhead and one shoe on.] Let’s talk business.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

I like that better since it doesn't throw me under the bus. Good, I'll be in the living room when you get home. 

Father.

All I know this is going to end badly for me and good for you I’m sure.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

Because I know you, Eli, you're lazy you got that from me. A few, not half an hour. 

Father.

All I know this is going to end badly for me and good for you I’m sure.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

Now you defiantly need to walk your lazy ass somewhere over here.

Father.

All I know this is going to end badly for me and good for you I’m sure.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

Not mine to tell, you'll know soon enough. You're secretary? How about you walk your lazy ass to either my room or the living room.

Father.

All I know this is going to end badly for me and good for you I’m sure.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

Good, I'm not telling. You can play as many shows and you want to for free and I don't care if you practice there as long as you don't get in anybody's way. See how it goes and then we can talk.

Father.

All I know this is going to end badly for me and good for you I’m sure.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

I just gave St. James a job because of his crisis now you're probably expecting me to pay you and Ian. 

Father.

All I know this is going to end badly for me and good for you I’m sure.

[sgt-noah-puckerman]

Father.

All I know this is going to end badly for me and good for you I’m sure.