#so absurd to me as an american
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people treating blood meridian like a total joke instead of treating it with the seriousness it deserves bc it's based on very real and very horrific events

#look I know ppl joke about dark media bc it can be difficult to handle but guys this is based on an actual genocide#can we not#can we not do this#pisses me off so bad#and can we stop with the judge holden thirst for the love of god#like. okay. other dark media. like american psycho. american psycho is a SATIRE and it's supposed to be absurd and comedic while also being#-horrific#but it just puts a really bad taste in my mouth when ppl joke about blood meridian like that#especially when it's specifically about what happens when you're numbed to bloodshed and violence
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Boy I WANT to make a joke about evangelicals not being allowed to do anything more fun than eating saltines and thinking about Jesus but it's just. Genuinely very sad to me how many people are brainwashed into thinking that if they ever engage in anything 'secular', if they have even ONE part of their life that does not directly revolve around their religion, that it suddenly means they're doomed for eternal punishment. Genuinely distressing how many people don't connect the dots of 'a loving and forgiving God would not punish you eternally for finding enjoyment in things not specifically approved by your church leaders', because they're taught from such a young age that to question authority will land you in the exact same lake of fire. It's...heartbreaking and infuriating how much of American Protestantism has just become full on christofascist death cults, and that's just....normal.
#spitblaze says things#im jewish so the idea of never questioning authority or thinking about your religion#is ABSURD to me#like one of the most important part of torah study is individual interpretation#its about what YOU take from it. not what the rabbi says you should think#and if you're not sure theres MILLENIA of rabinnical debate to pore through with any number of interpretations#and meanwhile american christianity is overhere threatening mild disobedience with eternal punishment!!!!!!#GENUINELY what the fuck
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guys i'm going to be real i dobn't think i expected this kind of direction for the lore update
#cacterart#brutal orchestra#tw drugs#i played class of '09 recently. it feels like class of '09 played me#every time i get an idea for a crossover it's divine whispers. and also autism#anyway back to class of '09 i don't even know if i can recommend it because like#it just feels like american high school simulator#and i live on the opposite side of the world so i have no idea if it's accurate or not#so it all just feels. absurd to me. i still can't believe this game is real#it's 2 GAMES and i played both of them#anyway i'm only posting this here for. archival-ish purposes#i'm very sorry once mre
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Question to non-crocheters:
Can you notice how many different stitch types are in this?
I ask because I'm using different stitches for certain parts of my tallit to stand out, but I'm curious how noticable it is to a relatively untrained eye, since I feel other crocheters might have a leg up over you - if you see any differences, I'm curious what you see!
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#tallit#this has (so far) taken me over eight hours which you still can't tell just by looking at the whole thing#this is a very zoomed-in picture to hopefully make ot easier to spot#unfortunately i am detail-oriented and i'm sure none of this will be vosible to most people especially when i wear it (g-d willing)#i always want an excuse to post this project. can you blame me. the cost alone is going to be absurd#this piece is about the size of seven whales (that are 90ft long). and i'm not even 10% done i imagine#americans will use anything but the metric system btw it's true <3#i'm just interested in how non-crocheters look at crocheted items because i now look at crocheted things WILDLY different#hell i even look at knit so differently even though i Don't knit. i look at all fiberarts different now though...#shalom crafts
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#i do love it here#i do! truly! it's the greatest city in the world!#but i am so tired of rolling with disadvantage with every social interaction#i'm tired of looking like an asshole all the time#(not that i don't already in the usual course of events i suppose)#i've just leaned *hard* into the 'dumb american'#and y'all i am laying on the southern accent REAL thick#tbh? it does wonders.#part of that is that 'yessir' and 'no ma'am' are very firmly baked in#and i guess that these folks don't have enough of an ear for it to differentiate 'genteel deep southerner' from 'scruffy white trash'#but for the most part it's worked out to my advantage#this is a fuckin absurd place tho. 'squirty cream.' y'all are not a serious country.#i miss my cat. i'm tired of their accents. i'm tired of their fuckin attitude fr tbh.#but then i'll turn a corner and smell some kind of street food#or watch a whole bus full of people offer their seat to an achingly new mother#or everyone on a sidewalk go to catch an old woman when she stumbles#or see some toddlers playing on a 15th century grave#or i'll be out walking at night and a fox will stop while it's crossing the street to look at me with wariness but no fear as if to say#'i see you. i see you very well.'#or. or-- and this is the big one#the weird high wailing and deep rumbling of the victoria line which is something i can't describe; i don't have the art#but it's like they actually unearthed what this city has sounded like for thousands of years#joyous and fierce and pitiless#and like. where the fuck else would i ever possibly want to live? if i want to live at all i want to live here.#like the man said: '...then you're tired of life.'#domine dirige nos#about.
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As a euphonium player, I get excited every time I see a euphonium/baritone show up in pop culture. Someone finally recognizes us! Though I feel like it's always a coin flip between "hey we need some sort of obscure brass instrument" and "we actually want a euphonium". I'm looking forwards to see which one this turns out to be.
One of the telltale signs that someone is familiar with euphs is that 95% of us fit into a personality type that I think of as "go with the flow". We don't 'choose' to play euph, but rather pick it up as the path of least resistance. Maybe all of the other instruments were already taken (like Kumiko from Sound! Euphonium), or it fills a hole in the ensemble's instrumentation (this was me), or there is less competition during auditions (maybe a third of fellow euphs/tones from my school years). Usually our laid-back nature extends beyond music as well - the only time you'll find a euph as an instigator is when it involves dancing to the music or planning where to go to lunch. There's a reason why we all show up to Tuba Christmas but don't care that our instrument isn't in the name of the event :P
I have no idea if they talked about it on the stream, but I'm hoping to find that Bassline is the chillest of the Leithanian ops. Like Noir Corne levels of chill. Or Elysium in beach mode.
I hope that lore for how their callsign was chosen is included too. I can already imagine the conversation;
"It's a Euphonium, I use it to channel my arts... Maybe you've heard it called a Baritone? They're pretty similar... No, I don't sing. Though if you were singing I guess it would be in the Tenor range... Well, a saxophone is a woodwind, this is more like a trombone... Yeah, it does look like a small tuba... *exasperated sigh* Yes, I do know how to play Seven Nation Army... sure, 'Bassline' sounds fine."
#arknights#bassline#I've had that exact conversation with so many family/friends/acquaintances who ask about my instrument#this was written for me and the like three other euphs who play arknights#euph = euphonium or euphonium player#tone = baritone or baritone player#baritones and euphoniums are different but even most of us don't know what the difference is lmao#I'm choosing to believe that bassline plays a euphonium because of the fourth button on the slide with the pennant#unless the TL proves me wrong in which case I knew it was a baritone all along#I guess tubachristmas is probably an american thing? but it's so fun and absurd (and free!) and everyone should go at least once
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I just want to read a book that I really enjoy reading and where I really care about the characters in it
#yes I am reading another book#this is about the only book about horses and gay characters I could find#no I am not enjoying it#the main character/narrator is annoying#and it's just reminding me#why I don't like American horse stories#or stories about horse sports#but also aside from that he keeps going on and on#about bands and songs he likes#sure mention a band or a song or something#but this is just absurd#no wonder the book is so thick#half of it's him rambling on about how much he loves some band or other#yet I know very little about his horse#despite the fact the horse is supposed to be a major part of it
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ohhhhh my god cute girl at one o’clock
#marzi speaks#we’re at a princess diana-themed cafe (it’s good)#and this girl is sketching a photo of diana that was up on the wall#judging by her pencil noises i think she’s shading it#but she’s like. soooooo cute it’s absurd#like she was talking to the waitress who was complimenting the drawing and i looked over for a sec and she was smiling and. ough my goddd#also american accent??? hello? that’s rare here#i wanna compliment her cardigan or her hair or her glasses (they’re so cute) or if i’m brave enough her drawing#but like. i do not approach people lmao#felt so embarrassed tho. i was eating my burger that i put a shit ton of sauce on and girlie was messy#like the cute artist girl was not paying attention to me it was fine but. uggghhhh#and then i nearly spilled my drink. i didn’t it’s fine but. UGHHH#can’t help it tho she’s really cute. and kinda tall it seems#her accent isn’t texan but it IS american. i could ask where she’s from but that’d be weird i think#i doubt i will talk to her bc i am a Pussy but. helpp she’s really cute
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that's got to be the weirdest dream I've ever had tf
in other news, i got up like 20 minutes ago and I'm already feeling like the worst person alive over admittedly minor things. this mind is a prison
#spiralling whirlpool#really fucking disturbing dream though#why was it so real but so absurd at the same time#i need a burger.#incredibly ishamel thing of me to say. american is when burger /j
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The government may be tracking me and putting me on a watchlist . But that simply makes it even more important to continue to say kill kill die die we need to kill elon musk !! I have to do it!!! It’s a public service even!!! I have to keep saying I want Donald trump DEADDDDDDDD because by golly by gosh im taking up data points and if that data is going to me, it’s not going to someone else who would have like even 0.01% better chance at carrying that out than me!! I want them to get assassinated soooooooo bad, but this is all I can contribute to tha cause……
#ven.txt#American government in 2025 swag moment#yeah this is a nonsense post#but sometimes in discord I’ll be like AUGH we need to kill these guys#and people will be like woa haha mr FBI agent spying on us I have nothing to do with what she’s sayin!!#which I don’t blame them for doing right idk stuff is crazy and discord is harvesting sent pictures for ai afaik don’t quote me on it#like everything is fucked#but the idea of me planning and carrying out an assassination of any kind is genuinely so laughable#like bitch I can’t even plan and carry out cooking a meal. the adhd meds stopped working I haven’t done shit for two weeks besides CROCHET#ON TOP of being physically disabled. genuinely if I tried to shoot someone with a gun I would likely to more damage to my own body#so again the idea of an FBI agent monitoring me and what I say bc they’re concerned about s genuine threat to security is fully absurd#and that absurdity built up in my brain and slopped out into this post#peace and love 🖤
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it only took two years, multiple terrible telehealth experiences, and the less than favorable state of american healthcare but I finally have proper medication for my adhd ! hooray !
#adhd#american healthcare#this is just me whining lowkey and I am so grateful for my current psych she’s awesome but!!#this whole process was absolutely absurd#not to mention the hours I spent on hold for all these doctor offices
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"weird" really is the perfect descriptor for modern conservatives because I would argue the defining feature of the current american far right is that they exist purely in their own bespoke media ecosystem that is both highly conspiratorial and mostly untethered from the truth. this is a group of people whose belief system has been debunked and disproven so many times by legitimate sources that they've resorted to just telling each other increasingly absurd lies in order to justify those beliefs. the upshot of this being that the minute you remove any of those lies from said bespoke media environment, there's really no appropriate response other than some varient of "bro, what the fuck are you talking about?"
how am I supposed to respond to someone who says that Democrats are running a satanic cult where they ritually sacrifice children to harvest their adrenachome - a theory that is not only insane, but is also a throwaway gag from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. what do you expect me to say to someone who says that trans women are dominating in women's sports, and when asked to give examples responds with a list of non-white cis women? How am I supposed to take someone seriously who thinks that wildfires are caused by space lasers controlled by the Rothschilds or that schools are installing litter boxes for children who identify as cats or that most large corporations are "Marxist" because they have mandatory diversity trainings?
like sure I can take them seriously as a political threat but how am I supposed to have any respect for them as *people*. because as people they are just deeply fucking weird. we should be able to dismiss them out of hand because it's not like they'd care about whether or not we're making a reasoned argument
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*afraid of going to Disneyland because apparently French people yell at you if you don't speak French or if you do speak French but not with a French accent and I'm going to get kicked out of the park and possibly banned forever for crying which I always do when someone is mean to me*
#or when I'm overwhelmed so I wouldn't even need to speak to anyone at all#the one time I wish I lived in America bc I've seen autistic people go to those parks and be treated with more respect than regular society#and some of the American customer service is just absurd to me but they probably wouldn't yell at me for not hearing them#or for not starting every conversation correctly
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When it comes to high-context and low-context cultures, where one has the expectation of people understanding specific subtle nuances of what someone says, and the other has the expectation that everything needs to be explicitly said to be understood, I've heard plenty of people from low-context cultures ask "why not say what you mean and mean what you say then, why would you have to speak in riddles?" about high-context ones, like people of the latter type are just being cryptic and esoteric on purpose.
But culture does not consist of things you do on purpose, it is just the way things are done where you were raised. And when you were raised in a high-context culture, the thought of needing to explicitly state something instead of using some phrase or expression that you've learned to use comes as a culture shock, too. It's not "fuck you for not correctly understanding my riddles three", but "oh shit, I hadn't occurred to me that I would need to say that out loud."
The first time I went on a business trip to the US, my partner came with me, and we immediately discovered that he does not fare well on long flights. So when my publisher asked me about future trips, inquiring whether my partner would be coming with me, I asked him. He said that he would, if the flights weren't such a problem - he would need to travel in some way where he could get his feet up or lay down during flights, like business class or first class. Being also a finn, I understood what he meant and relayed the message as is to my publisher, not considering that they might not.
To both of our surprise, they started to actually look for first class tickets for us.
Finnish culture is a high-context one, people don't talk much and aren't very confrontational. Being demanding and putting someone else into a position where they're forced to be upfront or demanding is rude. And in finnish, saying "this would only be possible if these entirely absurd/completely impossible conditions were met" is a polite way of saying "no". You are simply explaining why something cannot be done, without either saying an explicit "no" or seeming like you're making up excuses. It offers the other party an opportunity to agree that these conditions cannot be met, so neither party will come off as confrontational or demanding.
Both me and my boyfriend considered it self-evident that the request was absurd, and could not be read as anything but a polite way to decline. It had not occurred to me that an american's natural response to "it would be impossible to do this" is to start figuring out how to do it anyway.
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I think a lot of Americans have a hard time grasping the idea of Jewish indigeneity because they dont know where their own ancestors came from. Maybe they'll have vague ideas like German, Italian, or Irish, but what they know has very little bearing on their day-to-day lives. They don't dress any different, they don't speak the language their great grandparents spoke, they don't hold regular ceremonies and rituals that harken back to the old days.
The idea of an ethnic group maintaining a constant identity over thousands of years is patently absurd to them. "You're telling me you're still mourning something the ancient Romans did? That's ridiculous! Clearly you've fallen for modern Israeli propaganda, otherwise you're deliberately arguing in bad faith in order to justify land theft and genocide!"
It's very frustrating, because when I say these things I do not say them in bad faith. My friend once said "it's a very American thing not to understand large timescales", and I think she was right on the money. The process of American assimilation has cut peoples ties to their ancestors to such a degree that they can no longer comprehend a continuous identity spanning millennia.
So I'm going to say this in the clearest language I can:
There is a genuine, historically provable, continuous connection from ancient Israelites to modern Jews. By the laws and customs of those ancient Israelites I am one of them. Let me reiterate. I am an Israelite, a Hebrew, like from the Bible, and the fact that my identity has been so mythologized and talked about as if it's a thing of the past will never change that.
#fuzzytheduck#jumblr#jewish#judaism#frumblr#antisemitism#jewblr#jewish stuff#jewish history#israel#jewish identity#jew tag#jew stuff#jewish things
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Help an audhd + disabled trans dude move out and get away from his violent unstable mother (please)
pre-tldr: i need help with funds for moving into a new place, my mom is very violent and irrational, constantly yelling/stomping, i feel very unsafe and uncomfortable, we have over 15 cats she refuses to get rid of and its a huge drain on my mental health. its filthy here and i NEED to get out. ok full post now
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Hi 👋 my name is Milo. I'm 19, american, transmasc, audhd, got severe chronic pain and no medication for any of it. makes finding suitable jobs very difficult unfortunately
I currently live in an RV with my mom and have for around a year and a half after being homeless for about a year before that. We have a genuinely ABSURD number of cats (over 15 couped up in this tiny space), which is not only terrible for the cats, its terrible for my mental health, my moms, and is a big drain on our funds. We can barely afford to take care of them and no matter how much I plead with her to take some of them to a shelter or do SOMETHING she refuses to, so that should start painting a picture of the type of person I'm dealing with here.
Her temper is incredibly, INCREDIBLY short. She's impossible to be around, refuses to improve, is physically violent to our general surroundings / herself / occasionally the cats. She has thrown things at me before and threatened me. I generally dont feel safe or comfortable, and most times Ive tried getting her to stop any of the aforementioned behavior, she guilt trips me and things never change. Literally as I'm typing this she's been caterwauling, stomping and throwing things. What prompted this? No idea! This happens genuinely every single day. This is not an exaggeration. It's destroying my brain and I can't handle it anymore. This is going to sound particularly pitiful (sorry) but I do have capital T Trauma related to someone breaking into our house when I was home and loud noises / stomping / yelling does make me INCREDIBLY anxious, and no matter how many times I tell her this she doesn't give a shit. or if she does give a shit she doesnt give enough of a shit to change her attitude
She won't let me learn how to drive and (whether intentionally or not) obstructs any attempts I make to function as an adult. I'm currently self-employed on commissions, but it's not a living wage or something I could make into one (and remain sane. or keep up with). I'm actively searching for a job and have applied to several (fingers crossed) (will update this post when I get one) and, ideally, will be moving in with a friend of mine sometime in the late summer, but I need help with funds for moving in/covering rent for a bit/etc.
Since I do take commissions, if you want one of those and want to help with funds that way, that'll be an avenue for giving me money. I won't have them open 24/7 just to make things more manageable, but that'll be an option some of the time at least.
COMMISSION INFO (tumblr post link). Currently closed!
Otherwise, if you just wanna chip in (it would be VERY. VERY VERY VERY APPRECIATED):
Payp4l: millowo <- preferred
Venm0: miiilowo
GOAL: 720/4,000
see this ^^^ ? thats my art im gonna have comms open soon ooh ahh HERES A BUNCH MORE TO LOOK AT IF YOURE INTERESTED BELOW THE CUT





#ask to tag#theres a slight chance ill be forced to use some of the money that comes in for groceries and taking care of the cats#tweaked some details bc my mom has warmed up to the idea of me moving out. like she isnt actively hostile about it anymore#but i wrote the draft for this post before that happened and forgot to edit it
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