#so I’m sorry

[florenceandtheinkmachine]

alice angel: hey bestie 🙏😔i am once again asking 🥺 for a favor🥺🥺 i NEED you 🥶🥶🥶to take this EMPTY toilet paper tube 🧻to thr 420th 💕floor and KILL 🔪🩸 three thicc 🥵gushing squelchers with it🤩👍and give me their organs 🥺🙏bestie boo please ✨and also you can’t die 😞👹👹i killed your dog btw😫

henry: i thought about killing you last cycle

[silliestintheworld]

more milesganke centric tweets!!! bc boredom is for losers

(I KNOW PAVS PFP IS GAYATRI HE JUST SEEMS LIKE TO TYPE TO BE OBSESSED WITH HIS GF😭😭)

[onceandfuturelesbian]

arthur: i think it’s safe to say that i’m a great driver.

merlin: you almost ran over your father by accident.

arthur: by what?

[ariflorarts]

“Sorry Dot, OP is having…… a day”

[deepspaceboytoy]

hi! sorry about my tags on your post, they were meant to be also tongue in cheek and not genuinely going "oh haha this is cis man behavior." i can remove em if you want. ive gotten like 3 anons accusing me of varying levels of hate crime or terfism just now and im guessing its from that. sorry again, prolly shoulda thought a little longer before posting them.

Honestly it’s not really that big a deal, if I was actually upset my followers can attest I would have just confronted you on it. It’s cool, it’s probably on me for not like making it super explicit with how I’m comfortable being referred to so it’s also kinda my bad. And I’m sorry about the anons, for what it’s worth I don’t think you’re a terf in any way lmao

[crimimnal-mineds-part2]

Rossi: so, anyone know how to pick a lock?

Emily: yeah, give me your credit card

Emily: *pockets said credit card*

Emily: Morgan, kick the door down!

[nick-close]

I didn’t know you drew! Ahahah I’m sorry for not asking sooner then! Would you perhaps draw-

Teen-High-Binder Transmasc Normal?

I draw and I’m awesome now take ur guy B3

I didn’t wanna spend more than a few minutes I’ll be so real with u. I’m sorry he’s low quality.but I’m not that sorry.

[Please don’t tag as babygirl, skrunkly, etc!]

[i-dont-know-i-just-like-dragons]

The dream smp if they were at a house party

(Disclaimer: I’m referring to the characters and not the ccs so don’t hurt me)

Tommy and Tubbo hijacked an unsecured bluetooth speaker and are now rickrolling everyone

Dream and George are making out (quite heatedly) in the corner. Sapnap is next to them calmly scrolling on his phone.

Schlatt passed out drunk half an hour ago

Quackity and Wilbur left together and either one of them is going to be found dead in a creek in the morning or wake up somewhere very different to where they had expected. The bench trio is now unsupervised.

Tubbo dared Tommy to try an a l c o h o l i c b e v e r a g e and now ranboo is trying to restrain him

Techno showed up to supervise the bench trio and regrets it because he’s an introvert

Ranboo has a panic attack

Eret is dancing (and looking amazing)

Foolish is also dancing

Nikki is drunkenly burning random objects (techno is soberly hyping her up)

Bad (who threw the party) is trying to get everyone to leave because this wasn’t is intention.

Connor is prank calling a random McDonnald’s

Bad sits with skeppy exasperatedly and dosent know what to do

Puffy is next door and notices them asks them to turn down the music never let tommy negotiate with somebody he dosent turn down the music.

Fundy turns down the music so Puffy dosent call the cops Tubbo turns it back up the second puffy is back in her house.

Ant and velvet run upstairs

Jack is now in charge of the music

Charlie has stolen (eaten) numerous (non-edible) items

Tommy tries to sell drugs (he dosent have any)

Sapnap is now in the kitchen and starts flirting with karl

Dream begins being a menace to tommy Techno fights him

Callahan records the fight

Jack stops them and while he’s abandoned his post at keeping the music at a moderate volume Tommy turns it back up

Puffy calls the cops

Sam breaks the party up (mostly)

they go somewhere else and more chaos ensues

[mxviko]

Does South Park tumblr enjoy videos because I’ve been trying to cook up a cover of curses and was thinking of doing a silly video with it

Hellpark designs I will not do you justice if I do it

[eenochian]

i found a song that i listened to the night before my family had to put one of my cats to sleep and now i am just. sitting here crying. fuckin hate it here man.

[howaboutcastiel]

I don’t want to take a break, but I have to step away from my phone for a couple of days for my own good, I think.

I’m sorry for the constant negativity on here. Thanks to everyone who has still stuck around. Again, I’m just sorry.

While I’m away, think about Steven Grant for me.

[dmercer91]

!!!!!

thank you!!!!

🤍

[ageofstarkey]

apologizing in advance for who i’ll become the second i see rafe with a buzzcut

[dumbthiccbitch666]

would like to let y’all know i haven’t been ignoring your dms i didn’t realize i needed to verify my email to actually receive them lol

[vexed-n-hexed]

Okay please anyone lmk if you relate to this, because I’m struggling to find my kinda fic in the Steddie tags.

I respect all the top fics, like I understand why they’re everyone’s faves because they’re so good. But they’re not trash and I’m just a fic goblin looking for top tier trash, you know?

Like, trash that takes itself seriously. Trash that, upon closer inspection, could arguably be treasure.

Please, anyone, I’m begging for a fic recommendation that fits this description. I will also take anything that is objectively absurd but is very good at convincing you that maybe it isn’t absurd, maybe it’s just cute and wholesome and sincere (and also sexy).

[rosicheeks]

Can I control your lush for you? I'll reach out off anon if you just post the word "please"

Unfortunately I don’t offer free lush sessions at this time 💖