#snzfckr

[freesneezes4every1]

Places to Sneeze Rated

Nobody asked for my opinion but I'm going to give it to you anyway. Please feel free to reblog with your own position.

Into cupped hands

- 7/10

- very cute, potential for for germs and contagion

- unfortunately hides the face of the sneezer

Tissues

- 4/10

- nice for germaphobes, practical

- a classic

- a little boring, you know?

- the aesthetic is nice though

Someone's neck

- 9/10

- so hot, I literally never get tired of it

- shoulder, chest and pretty much every other body part is great too

- only con is that you don't get to see the sneezes

Hanky

- 6/10

- like tissues but with a more personal touch

- Chaotic good vibes

Clothes

- 8/10

- hot, would definitely recommend

- I just think someone pulling up the collar of their shirt to sneeze is a widely underestimated concept

- like someone wanting to shield other people from their sneezes and just doing the first thing that comes to mind??

Elbow

- 6/10

- the definition of Lawful Neutral

- considering that this is how you're supposed to sneeze I see very little people doing it lol

- I just love the little jerking forward movement

Sneezing openly

- 9/10

- I love me some unabashed sneezes

- very great because you get to see everything

- great for fans of mess and contagion

- one of the sexiest things one can do

Someone's face

- 12/10

- yes, it's kinda gross but also the best???

- really is there anything hotter than getting into someone's space and just sneezing all over them

- seriously this trope is pure snzfckr bliss

Towards the ground

- 6/10

- haven't seen it a lot of times tbh

- someone not being able to cover for whatever reason is always hot though

Please feel free to add!!

[sfyristwrites]

Star Trek TOS

naughty divergence part 2

Picking up where we left off here...

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Jim couldn't help it, didn't want to help it.

He spread his knees further to ease the pressure on his swelling groin, pulling Spock's entire shuddering body closer as he rocked forward slightly to see how interested Spock was in the idea of taking this beyond a little play.

The hot bulge he encountered made him give a bit of a shudder, as always, any time he found the evidence of Spock hard and wanting him. Kirk spread his legs further and eased Spock a bit off the wall with the arm he had wrapped around Spock's back, careful not to pull on the chained arms.

Spock was just sniffling and breathing, now, apparently granted a respite in the warmth of Kirk's body and garments and touch. His head still rested on Kirk's shoulder, though, and hot breath bathed his neck with every heavy exhale. Before they went any further...

Looking around the cell, Kirk saw some towels folded on a table by the door, by the sink he'd been allowed supervised use of, and reluctantly rose to retrieve the thinnest and softest of them.

Spock watched him as though he were concocting explosives as Kirk carefully folded the cloth and raised it toward his face in offering.

Spock sniffled hard and coughed. "Jim, that would be unsanitary as well as--"

"Spock." Jim gave him a small grin. "I'm not McCoy. I'm not going to quibble with you about it. Just wait for you to bow to the logic of the situation."

That got him a narrow side-eye as Spock sniffled and coughed again. Another draft rippled through the room from the slits the waning light was coming through, and Spock, in only his uniform, shivered.

Kirk immediately moved to resume his position, if not quite so close, and finally the tremble made it's way to Spock's voice as he said congestedly, "Fine. But y-you need b-be prompt--ehyah--"

Kirk kept his touch gentle, and gave room for Spock's head to come down in his usual two, vicious first sneezes, unable to prevent his other hand from wrapping his cape back over the straining shoulders.

Spock tried to blow his nose, but a sneeze startled him in the middle of it, then another, and he started agitatedly turning his head, almost frantic, although what he was trying to get away from Kirk couldn't guess.

Kirk just followed the movement and wiped his face and traded towels. Now Spock's nose really was flushed, definitely green and damp and moving in agitated twitches as Spock's eyes fought to stay open.

"J-Jim. P-Please. You know I don't. Don't want to--"

"I know," Kirk reassured, and moved just in time to let Spock muffle the full power of a a harsh, "auhtchau!!" into his handful of cloth.

They stayed still for a moment after that. Then Spock properly blew his nose and Kirk disposed of the towels and washed his hands so Spock wouldn't fuss, and returned to his post as hot water bottle.

He'd expected Spock to've cooled off in more ways than one through all that, but as he nestled their bodies together again he felt the clear evidence that something in this was reaching Spock, even more than his usual intense satisfaction at muffling his sneezes. That had only developed a sexual element after twining with Jim's own desires.

Spock was still hard, though, about to emerge from his pouch. Rising in gentle rocking motions, Jim reached between them to undo the uniform fastenings and the closure of his own native trousers. One rock, and it was cloth covered heat. Then another, and Kirk's cock was in the air and beginning to thicken against that heat.

Then another and the head of Spock's cock was already protruding, from his pouch and his pants, and the contact between their most sensitive flesh as they rocked and then pressed together was enough to drag a gasp from Jim's lungs. Spock made a noise low in his throat and kissed Jim's neck, hard, then under his jaw, more gently, as Jim shimmied and settled them down.

Jim knew Spock's hands and arms must ache by now, after being chained for so long, but the hungry noises his friend was making made it clear that was not his current greatest concern. His hips jerked and he gave a little gasp, and Jim felt more of his penis emerge from the pouch, as Jim stroked careful hands over his shoulders and the tensing muscles in his upper arms.

"That is... very pleasant," Spock breathed. He rested his head on Jim's shoulder again, but there was a liquid awareness in him that didn't speak of relaxation. With no warning but the rock of the head he breathed deeply and, "ahahhtschuu!! auhtchauu!!" muffled two sneezes against the skin just inside Jim's collar.

They weren't so hard when he wasn't fighting them to the last, and Spock made a low hum of satisfaction even as a quick shiver startled the always-lurking third sneeze from hiding, misting lightly against his skin. Kirk was just trying to keep his mind turned on after that. Anything turned on, except his libido.

Tbc

This bit wasn't as intense but the next bit is again.

[shakysniffles]

just had a vision of a very snappish kind of person who's very impatient and has high expectations of everyone around them coming down with a monster of a cold or coming into contact with an allergen right when they're about to give a very important presentation at a conference and they power through as best they can snuffling and sneezing ferociously into their handkerchief and everyone's just wishing it would end so they can escape except there's one person who's frozen, not only because they're a snzfckr who's absolutely transfixed, but because they're absolutely 100% certain: they've heard these sneezes before online

[snaxel69420]

here it is! pick a cover, comfort, cure! tag urself / ur ocs.

[stormysnz]

thinking rn about drunk sneezes. people who usually stifle or hold back their sneezes a bit being completely unable to resist while drunk and letting out an uncharacteristically loud and desperate sneeze. people who usually are meticulously careful about covering their sneezes now can't seem to get their arm up in time while drunk and just duck downwards with the spraying sneezes. people who are too inebriated to figure out what's bothering their nose tonight. people with usually not-so-sensitive noses being bothered by the bubbles in their hard seltzer or by the taste/smell of their shot and sneezing consistently throughout the night.

[perfectpaperbluebirds]

...

[shakysniffles]

dubcon ahead

i just want an older snzfckr villain to kidnap me and force me to get turned on by sneezing on me while I can't get away and then deciding i'm not sneezy enough and taking matters into her own hands - reshaping my genetic code to give me allergies, infecting me with an specially engineered cold, tickling my nose with a feather duster, the works

keeping me trapped and dripping and desperate until i'm begging for relief and willing to do anything she wants of me to get it

[sfyristwrites]

No, many days I am like this, and other days I am like 3% at most.

I just don't know how to find the fic and art like that.

Am I the only snz person who is 0% into mess/snot and 100% into the surrendering to an uncontrollable, mounting bodily urge?

[403secret]

Do you know what's great? Seasonal allergies.

There's something so irreplaceable about the persistence of allergies. Some people are just predisposed to them. They're inevitable, even if a person has years of experience, or months of prior notice... even then, allergies are something they can't completely avoid.

They’re a reminder after everyone else is getting over their winter colds that someone isn't in the clear yet – they'll still be sniffling and sneezing even after cold and flu season is very clearly over.

It's almost ironic how, while getting caught in the rain to lead to awful colds, long periods of no rain and pollen buildup can have the exact same effect on an allergy sufferer.

Imagine your fave, on the nicest day of the year, unable to keep from sniffling and sneezing while everyone else enjoys themselves. Imagine your fave, miserable and stuffed up due to a high pollen count on the one day they forgot to check. Or arriving in a different city with an important goal in mind–only to be inconvenienced by the fact that, wow, the plants there are really getting to them. It's funny how a single factor in nature can suddenly play them so easily.

And while colds can be a decent excuse to give them a break from a job? Seasonal allergies aren't. They have to work through most of their daily tasks, even if their nose is itching like hell.

[snaxel69420]

best ways to announce a sneeze?

[freesneezes4every1]

Do you guys have preferences for sneeze spellings? I thought about it the other night and realized that I don't think I've seen much about this topic at all?? Do you prefer certain endings (like -iew or -o or -i )? Are certain letters in general more appealing in a sneeze spelling to you? Lowercase letters or capitalized? A mix of both? Simple spelling or more abstract? Do you have a favorite snz spelling? What are the things that you don't like when you read snz fiction? I don't know about you guys but I find it hard to enjoy stories where I don't vibe with the sneeze spellings. Like when they mainly stifle or have very complicated spellings that look more like a keysmash than an actual sneeze. I'm curious about your thoughts on it?

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

❄️ for whichever kind of character you're vibing with right now?

Ahhhhhh thank you for the ask!! Hmm honestly I'm still living in 2016 and vibing super hard with Yu/ri on Ic/e so that'll be the feel for this prompt~ Vik/tor and Yu/uri give me life~ specifically snzfckr!Yuuri >:)

(warning: gets a little nsfw but nothing explicit)

Cold ❄️

Yuuri groaned and sniffled for what felt like the umpteenth time, his nose too red and raw to even consider bringing a tissue anywhere near it. God this cold was really starting to get to him. In more ways than one.

Not that he could even enjoy the little pleasures that he got from being sick. No, he was too busy trying to hide it from his overly worried boyfriend, and was currently avoiding said boyfriend by ducking into the bathroom. The entire day had been filled with random excuses; he had to use the bathroom, he needed a snack, oh makkachin needed to go outside, he needed to use the bathroom AGAIN, it was time for some tea, makkachin also needed to go out again.

Viktor had yet to catch on (he hoped) but Yuuri knew it wouldn't be long before his boyfriend caught him. "Heh...hihhgk'tshhiew!" Ugh, and then there was THAT problem.... He'd aimed the sneeze into a tissue cupped in front of his face, but god did he want to give up one of his hands to bring it down lower....- No!! Now's not the time!! He mentally berated himself for being so weak willed. Well, at least it wasn't Viktor who was sneezing. He shuddered. Good god, no, he definitely wouldn't be able to control himself then.

There's a sudden knock on the bathroom door and Yuuri all but jumped and screeched, feeling caught red-handed.

"Yuuuuri~ Are you alright in there?” Viktor called from the other side of the door.

"Y-yeah! I'm fine! I was uh...just cleaning my glasses real quick!" He responded, hoping the older man wouldn't pick up on how hasty of an excuse it was. Or how congested he was started to sound.

"Heh..." Crap, no, not now! "Hhh....ih'dxT! Hh...'kT! 'dtTXX" He tried to stifle them into silence but they were getting harder and harder to control. And speaking of getting harder....

"Yuuri? What was that? I'm coming in," Viktor decided, not waiting for Yuuri to answer.

Yuuri tried to mentally prepare himself....time to face the music.

[snzplsmf]

omg me

Reblog if you're an ace snzfucker (any orientation on the asexual/aromantic spectrum)

I'm really curious how many of us there are.

[shakysniffles]

just updated my pinned post to include OC info but since I just spent the last hour or so writing it up, they deserve their own post too!

Note that no-one has names yet xD If you have ideas though feel free to drop me a line <3 I keep the universes pretty loose so although you can probably see three clear-cut stories / worlds, they do overlap however I see fit.

🌺 - [she/her] high class spy who appears very gentle but hiding a steel resolve. Snzfckr, very in love with her partners 💛 and 🖤. Has a rather strong sensitivity to dust and owns an adorable puppy <3 Has some slight dom tendencies and really enjoys watching people putting on a bit of a show while holding off on her own pleasure and edging for as long as she can.

🖤 - [she/they] another spy, met 🌺 on a mission and decided to switch sides and is now a double agent. Isn’t often around as a result :( also a snzfckr and discovered this in a snzing while hiding scenario, but isn’t yet ready to explore it much :) Clams up at people telling her what to do and finds it very difficult to relinquish any kind of control or be vulnerable in front of others due to years of only being able to rely on herself but 💛 and 🌺 slowly earn her trust and are very sweet and patient while they wait for her to be ready.

💛 - [they/them] ray of sunshine <333 Has a wonderfully sneezy pollen allergy, which extends to floral perfumes, and very eager to please 🌺 and 🖤 and will happily induce for them. Sneezes are very drippy and spray all over and constantly borrowing tissues or handkerchiefs because he likes how flustered it makes 🌺 and 🖤. They’re just being a shit on purpose, they’ve never been ill prepared despite their laidback attitude in their life, but they LOVE to tease by asking for snzy supplies.

💚 - [he/him] He gets all the himbo tags not bc he’s dumb (he’s not!!) but his brain stops working when he’s sneezy and he comes over all bashful and clumsy and his sneezes sneak up on him so fast that he gets rather sloppy with his covering. He’s absolutely mortified by the whole affair and is very apologetic and interrupts his apology with yet more sneezes. Very messy and snotty and LOUD, his sneezes are a whole spectacle and a half. He doesn’t have any allergies, he’s just prone to head colds. He’s also really artsy - loves to paint and play music and is very generous and shares everything with his friends and family :) I sometimes ship him with 💖

�� - [he/they] snzfckr, scientist, lonely heart. lives with an android he built himself (💿) and they get up to some wild times together. He’s pretty clumsy but when he’s sick he plays it up bc they’re super fucked up and there’s nothing they like better than spreading those viral particles far and wide and he really really gets off on it. They also get turned on by their own sneezes and if he’s being honestly, he loves being all gross and disgusting and sneezing openly and spraying over everything. However this is all very much only in his own home, they do take their work super seriously and have a minor mental block with regards to sneezing in public so when he loses control at a conference it’s the absolute worst thing that could have happened and in the aftermath he runs into 💖 and they get together soon after <3

💖 - [he/him] another scientist but much shyer than 🧡 He really enjoys letting people take the reins in a relationship and He’s so polite like literally the nicest guy ever and at first 💿 has beef with him for “taking over” and tries to torture him with allergens but this only revealed that he’s also a snzfckr (just much more mild in manner) and at first he was super embarrassed at being found out bc he thought 💿 had gone snooping but the misunderstanding was soon cleared up and the happily sneezing household now gets along swell :D Sometimes I ship him with 💚 bc I like the art / science contrast <3

💿 - [she/it] the most sadistic lil android you never knew. Not technically a snzfckr but she was programmed and built by 🧡 to help him and it interpreted that to include helping him get off so it’s really just an extension of their desires. but it has an AI brain so it’s developed and evolved beyond that and now enjoys torturing both 🧡 and 💖 and frankly anyone foolish enough to ignore warnings about being left alone with her....

💙 - [he/him] obligatory businessman always down for an office fuck :P Son of the CEO, is actually genuinely good at his job, garners a lot of respect, and is set to become the big boss some day... if he can stop sleeping around the office lmaoooo... was put onto snzfckery by a secretary he slept with while he had a brutal cold and he has a bit of a praise kink so it all meshed rather well and he’s more than happy to keep exploring snz kink further. Bit of a workaholic and frequently shows up to work while atrociously unwell and his brother will come out and drag him home. He has some awful allergies too but swears up and down that they don’t affect his work - meanwhile the entire teams’ getting a free shower while he tries to present because he’s pretty damn useless at stifling

🔘 - [he/him] ngl he’s just a dilf and frankly i’m embarrassed about him <3 amalgamation of every old man I find attractive and he gets tagged when I get the vibe lmaooo. technically 💙‘s CEO dad but I try not to think to hard about that part bc 😳😳😳

🧡 and 💿