#add in a caring (or snzfckr) partner and its absolutely perfect

[stormysnz]

thinking rn about drunk sneezes. people who usually stifle or hold back their sneezes a bit being completely unable to resist while drunk and letting out an uncharacteristically loud and desperate sneeze. people who usually are meticulously careful about covering their sneezes now can't seem to get their arm up in time while drunk and just duck downwards with the spraying sneezes. people who are too inebriated to figure out what's bothering their nose tonight. people with usually not-so-sensitive noses being bothered by the bubbles in their hard seltzer or by the taste/smell of their shot and sneezing consistently throughout the night.